00:00
Speaker 1
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Who
00:05
Come Up to the Internet, And welcome to season two
00:08
ninety four, Episode one of Joy Production of Our Radio.
00:14
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
00:18
into America's share consciousness. It's Thursday, July sixth, twenty twenty three. Wow,
00:24
this feels kind of spot on, and I don't want
00:26
to be stereotypical, but it's National Fried Chicken Day and
00:30
National Sushi hand roll Day. Damn time. It's also National
00:38
International Kissing Day and the image is of two parrots kissing,
00:43
which again now evokes the very stagents now kid, but anyway, Yeah,
00:49
look a wonderful day, wonderful days, amazing. Well, my name
00:53
is Jack O'Brien. Akram Is, Come do do Grahams come
00:59
you put bang bang into my gut. It makes my
01:03
heart sky high. When mc goslin starts Gramma's come into
01:07
my shake goes a drip drip drip, timm tummy aches.
01:12
That is courtesy of Casserole Casanova. Thank you Castroll Cassanova.
01:18
I needed to get a Grimmace come one in because
01:21
we are thought leaders in the Grimmace shake space. They
01:25
did the meme did turn from people drinking the Grimmace
01:31
Come milkshake and suddenly horrible things happening to them too.
01:35
Over the weekend a lot of Grimmace Come Milkshake book
01:38
hockey videos which we were onto it. We were on
01:42
this thing, the leading edge. This is maybe the proudest
01:45
I've ever been of anything we've done with the podcast,
01:49
and on this Fried Chicken and Sushi hand Roll Day's
01:52
right all day? You come to me Fried Chicken and
01:57
Sushi han Roll Day and tell me about this. Yeah,
02:00
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co
02:02
host mister Miles Gray. Don't gotta be day. But you
02:09
say your ass and clean, but you say your ash,
02:14
baby you LOCKERNI thank you for that. Just a friend,
02:18
ak because when Jack UIs was on last week, we're
02:20
talking about the Bidaye just got a power wash, you know,
02:25
get that thing clean. Ah. Yeah, but Days all day.
02:28
Thank you so much for having me all the day. Well, Miles, Yeah,
02:32
we're thrilled to be joined. Oh yeah, one of our
02:35
favorite guests here on the podcast, Bigger than a guest,
02:38
the original Hip Hop Day One, super producer of the
02:41
Daily Zeite guys and many of the first rate podcasts
02:45
on this network, such as this is an important last
02:47
culturestas you've heard her on her podcast with Charine Ethnically Ambiguous,
02:52
and on segments of this show such as on a
02:55
Streaming Corner TM. It's the mind behind the iconic phrase.
03:01
That's prestige casting, it's super producer. Oh no, wow, thank
03:08
you so much for having me. Oh my god, half
03:11
the things you were introducing me as I couldn't remember
03:13
I did. Oh, it's so nice being back. How was
03:16
your Fourth of July weekend? I'm so exhausted. You guys
03:19
are the first people I've spoken to all morning. You
03:26
have that morning voice. I had a meeting this story
03:31
and I straight up was like, I'm not really available
03:34
right now. I'll just be honest, but yeah, no, I
03:39
just like this morning I woke up. I don't know why,
03:41
but doing fourth of July on a Tuesday is something
03:45
about it. Yeah, it's not okay. This doesn't feel like
03:48
it should be happening right now, So it doesn't feel
03:51
like we should be recording a podcast right now. To
03:53
be honest, I would have preferred to have the fifth
03:55
off than the third m because I get a little
03:58
Monday having Yeah, having your Fourth of July feel like
04:02
a Sunday. Yeah, it was a little bit weird, and
04:04
I was. It definitely threw a wrench of Mike ears,
04:07
but anyway, it is what. It didn't stop the neighborhood
04:10
from exploding though with constant fireworks. Yeah did you guys
04:15
find and Jack? I know you're out of town because
04:17
I follow all your sort of doings on your wife's
04:21
Instagram and my leavings like everything. I know everything Jack
04:27
wears and does. Um how did I look this weekend?
04:32
Off had at one point? Anyway, I'm such a fucking
04:36
weirdos there was there was I talk to you about
04:42
it off offline. But Miles, did you know there was
04:44
sort of a haze over La last night? Was that
04:47
the fireworks? I don't know. They we had like a
04:50
terrible air quality warning, right, but also for the amount
04:55
of fireworks that were going off, I would believe that
04:58
is just residual gun powder or something air because I
05:02
it was wild last night, even when it wasn't going
05:05
up like immediately around me, off in the distance, it
05:08
was right. Yeah, so yeah, this morning it looked fucking Yeah.
05:15
You look at the weather report and it's just icon
05:17
like little fireworks. Yeah, yeah, well I was like trying
05:22
that last night. When I was driving home, I was like,
05:24
there is a serious haze over the city of la
05:27
Is it fireworks or are we just having like a
05:29
weird overcast moment? In my mind? Is really up right
05:38
boxing the shit out of this town right now? That's right? No,
05:42
that was not the no, But it felt like there
05:47
was like a sort of like post sort of firework haze.
05:50
Oh there was. For sure. There was a stench where
05:54
all up in my backyard from just the neighborhood fireworks.
05:58
So I don't know, there's always just an emotional hangover
06:01
from the fireworks because they're so fun and so just
06:05
you know, I live and die with each one of
06:07
those bang bangs going off. So do you sell it?
06:10
Like do you wear red white? I'm curious as somebody
06:13
who's like a new father and is very cynical towards
06:16
the United States, like I was very split on how
06:20
to celebrate, but like, do you I was like, dress
06:22
him up like wearing red, white and blue or some shit,
06:25
or do I tell him this country? You know, this
06:28
country hates you, right. I didn't know which way to
06:31
play it, So we went not white and blue. Yeah,
06:35
we we didn't really do much, but we were just
06:37
kind of chilling. So no, we didn't. We didn't dress
06:40
them up like Uncle Sam this year. Yeah, and what
06:44
point should I tell my child that this country hates him?
06:48
I mean I would start. I was just start sort
06:49
of whispering sweet nothings, but like, oh, cub baby, you
06:53
need to understand you just country is not really for you.
06:55
But oh you sort of like kind of start like that, right, okay, yeah,
07:01
slowly turn the volume. Yeah, and then you him literally
07:05
a problem by Kardergarten. Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah, he's gonna
07:09
he'll be able to recite every rage against the machine
07:11
there by the time he's five. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's
07:14
that's that's guarantees. You need him some child to be
07:17
like do you want to play in the sandbox with me?
07:19
And he's like the thing you need to understand about
07:21
sand is and then some sort of you know, like
07:23
political tribe about Yeah exactly, go on, yes, okay, I will.
07:29
I'm in my effort to make the most annoying child
07:32
on eat just I'm drunk dealings bad. Have you seen
07:36
the import export of sand manand wants you to play
07:42
in here. Okay, who do you think breaks those rocks
07:46
into little tiny sand colonels? Nah, that can't be grains
07:50
of sand anyways, Anna, we are thrilled to have you.
07:52
Thank you so much for joining us. We're gonna get
07:55
to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
07:57
here are some things we're talking about. We're gonna talk
08:00
about that Ron de Santa's campaign video that dropped over
08:03
the weekend. That is like getting onto into the like surreal, bad,
08:10
psychedelic experience levels of just openly embracing fascism. Also like
08:16
he doesn't I don't know. I like, I think here's
08:20
your problem. I say, as you diagnosed his campaign that's
08:24
falling apart. Yeah, it's a it's a mess. He did
08:27
come out as an alligator man. Yeah, he's a big
08:30
alligator guy. He's a you know, both Trump and Biden
08:34
our laser eyes guys. They're like dark Biden dark Trump
08:38
things are laser shooting out of their eyes. He came
08:40
out with lightning coming out of his eyes. Yeah, so
08:43
that's that's something he's trying to differentiate himself. There. We'll
08:46
talk about that. We'll talk about summer of the Shark
08:48
Part two. That's it's happening. It's all over the baby,
08:52
It's happening. That's happening, folks. Miles going to do a
08:56
little TikTok check in for us. We're gonna talk about
08:58
two TikTok trends, Zellennials and a girl Dinner. Yeah, did
09:03
not know what they were. So now we we're gonna
09:05
talk about the Barbie movie. We're gonna talk about all
09:07
sorts of all sorts of ship plenty more. But first,
09:10
I don't know. We do like to ask our guests,
09:12
what is something from your search history? Uh? Yeah, So
09:17
I've really gotten into um Architectural Digest Okay, and it's
09:24
sort of it's not even that like I got into
09:27
it as more of they sent me six hundred emails.
09:31
So now I'm just into it out of just like
09:33
the four like just just just because I opened my email,
09:35
I'm like, I guess I do need to know about
09:39
Diane Keaton's real estate before well, you know, So that's
09:43
sort of where I'm at right now. But this morning,
09:47
because I was having such a little morning, I really
09:50
couldn't even really I woke up and couldn't really remember
09:52
who I was up. I opened my email and started
09:55
reading all these sort of arc debt digest arc arcs
10:01
digs ort to like, uh, you know, the emails they
10:04
sent out. And the first one really caught my eye
10:06
because I said, inside Nick Cannon's wide ranging real estate portfolio.
10:12
And then and then the subtext, which is not the
10:15
subtext whatever the you know, the subhead line. The subtext
10:20
is very clear, but um it said, the multi hyphen
10:23
itt and father of twelve has a pension for buying
10:26
properties for the people he loves. Now, that is an
10:32
incredible way I'm putting that the man has twelve kids
10:34
and needs to buy twelve homes houses like for the
10:39
like the mothers of his children. Basically, I mean, look,
10:42
it dates back from two thousand and two, like when
10:45
he likes kind of had his breakout moment in drub line,
10:48
drub line, drub line, Yeah, July fifth or July fourth,
10:52
But so from drum line, you know, it starts and
10:55
talks about the houses he built, but then like as
10:57
you go on and sort of more kids start appear, right, sorry,
11:04
just the whole article. I was sitting there like, huh, well, yeah,
11:08
it makes sense that he would have a big portfolio
11:11
of homes. He doesn't really have a choice. I did
11:13
read that he has a nursery in his office building.
11:17
I just read this, like in the first paragraph, a
11:19
neon lit room with tumbling mats, a ballpit and toy instruments.
11:24
Well wait, neon lights like neon like bar lighting. I guess. Okay, yeah,
11:32
because he has most of they said, Yeah, the father
11:34
of twelve children, many of whom are less than one
11:36
year old. Yeah, we remember, we were here. The last
11:38
couple of year has been like another oh another, okay,
11:41
another one. Yeah, his publicist is working hard. Like there's
11:46
been multiple headlines about Nick Cannon like that are like
11:49
his his media empire. And I think there was one
11:53
in Forbes maybe, or like one of one of those
11:56
his love of pseudoscience. But anyway, sure he has a
12:02
penchant for buying homes for the ones he loved. Just
12:05
say it what it is, like, just say like, the
12:07
man has a penchant for, you know, sort of having
12:09
multiple baby mamas. And that's fine, but like, don't try
12:13
and sugarcoat why he owns so much property. Let's be real. Yeah,
12:19
this has a lot of obligations. He's got a lot
12:20
of tables. Man. Yeah, he's got a lot of tables
12:22
and that's fine. Yeah, good for him. He's an arc digest.
12:27
What's something you think is overrated? Oh? Overrated? Um? Actually,
12:33
you know what. Here's the thing. I've had multiple sort
12:35
of emotional reactions. First, sort of the the viral marketing
12:40
of the Grimace shake situation. I was like, oh my god,
12:43
this is genius, this is hilarious. Those kids they're all dead,
12:48
you know. And then after a while I saw about
12:52
seventeen hundred more bootleg versions of that video, and I
12:55
started to be like, Okay, you guys, you're not all dead. Okay,
12:59
you're all fine. It's just the sugary purple drink row
13:03
lax which you could possibly be dead of. Is how
13:06
much this viral marketing is now too much? Okay? So
13:10
that's sort of now. I'm kind of like I started
13:12
out being like, l O L it makes no sense.
13:15
How would a tape from Goodwill already have this footage
13:17
on it? Right? Like that means like that tape there
13:21
are Ye for tv cam was bought and donated within
13:26
a twenty four hours here. Yeah yeah yeah, I was
13:36
like what what like that shake just came out who
13:39
had the time to already do this anyway, And now
13:41
it's like every influencer or YouTube star or I don't
13:45
even know twitch star is now being killed by this shake.
13:48
And I'm like, okay, it is well too cute eighteen
13:52
in a row. I'm not buying it. You're like, oh,
13:56
I was really holding out for there to be a
13:57
real epidemic of deaths from this milkshake. I guess not.
14:01
It's like any but that's like kind of how TikTok is.
14:03
At first, I would be like, wait, this person is
14:04
just doing the other person's bit, and you realize it's
14:07
more just about participating in the thing that's happening at
14:10
the time, versus being like, this is not originality in
14:13
its highest form. This is merely another iteration of the
14:17
previous trend I've seen. Yeah, it's fun to see the
14:20
build on it. Justin let's take it from the top.
14:22
I'll do a different AKA. Let's uh started over. Okay, Oh,
14:27
because no, I thought that AKA was incredible. Okay, No,
14:31
he'd get me wrong. She was texting, She's like, is
14:33
he okay, Yeah, while you were singing drooling from the
14:37
mouth the other night, I had like at tennis Monday
14:42
night before the day before fourth of July. I had
14:45
a really great shot and uh, I screamed it was
14:49
grims And I don't know why I did that because
14:53
I had been at McDonald's earlier that day. Yeah. Yeah,
14:56
so it's sort of like it just sort of came
14:59
out of me. Every person looked at me with the
15:01
grimmace chick. You. Viral marketing is truly an incredible art form. Okay,
15:08
I guess I gotta give it to them. This is
15:10
one of those things where it was it's not that
15:13
it was intentionally viral, because people are like, this thing's
15:15
fucking weird, and then it came now talking about it, Yeah,
15:19
because we're still trying to figure out what McDonald's how
15:21
they officially feel about people being like it's basically grimace
15:25
ejaculating into a cup and you eat it and you die.
15:28
That's hilarious that you think McDonald's isn't secretly behind all this,
15:32
right are then I'm gonna soothe we have to sue
15:37
them because we were who we were calling it Grimace
15:39
come before anybody. Yeah. Yeah, that's sort of on you
15:42
for thinking that, like, like, original ideas are still a thing.
15:48
Like there's this there's a flow chart somewhere that just
15:52
says podcasters call it polemist come in like one of
15:55
the things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's their own idea.
15:59
L O L L Well, okay, sure, Bud, that's hilarious.
16:03
We have been in your head for years now. Back
16:05
at your old emails. You're like, Wow, you won't grimace
16:08
when you come into our restaurants, And I'm like, what
16:12
different ways? It's like the rehearsal episode where he's like, wow,
16:16
gunpowder is from China. Yea, these curse the Chinese forever
16:27
inventing gunpowder? Can I just I justly give one shout
16:31
out to a woman I play tennis with, absolutely lovely soul.
16:35
Her name is Nadia. She went everyone else knows what
16:37
I'm talking about. When I saw that, she turns and goes,
16:39
what's a grimace? And I gotta say, God, bless you
16:43
Nadia for just being a real human being so deeply oddline.
16:49
She's like a physician, physician's assistant. She's a wonderful people,
16:53
one of my favorite people. I played times. But her
16:55
genuine reaction to what's like what yeah? And I was,
17:00
it's like, you stay here because but also, Ana, you
17:05
did the weirdest thing by its claiming it was gimmis Grimace. Wait,
17:09
how what was the shot? Like the returning like a serve,
17:13
Like it was like a nice drop shot you hit,
17:16
Like what exactly what what are we talking here? Is
17:18
it like an Angels in the Outfield situation where Grimace's
17:21
spirit came over you and like helped you do the
17:23
awesome shot? No, I don't even I don't. I honestly
17:27
don't know why I yelled it. It was a small
17:29
class of like sort of like the um, like the
17:32
main crew of tennis players. So it was just like
17:34
a very fun class. Yeah, and it's just sort of
17:37
a moment like everyone was like cheering for me, and
17:39
in a moment I just yelled it was Grimace. I
17:43
honestly don't know. That's how sort of good viral marketing is.
17:46
I don't really know where it came from. Yeah, I'm
17:52
a product of my generation. Okay, oh yeah, tries to
17:57
branches Cliff to have balanches Grimace. It was Grimma. Sorry,
18:02
it's not Grimmas did it. It's it was it was Grimaces.
18:05
Grimmas who did it? I haven't had a Grimace shake.
18:10
I don't know. I just started not really drawn to
18:14
sort of like Jack after from Yeah, I haven't been
18:18
backs is something that you think is underrated, underrated, underrated, underrated, underrated. Yeah,
18:29
that's a good one, sort of like, uh, this is
18:32
something because I was just at my parents house and
18:33
I have this fight with my dad every time I
18:37
go home. It's sort of like a comfortable bed m
18:41
because my dad is at that point now where everything
18:45
has to be the firmest thing you've ever fucking touched.
18:49
I'm sorry, firm beds, I'll burn you all to the ground.
18:53
What the fuck? How firm are we talking? Can you
18:57
sit on this bed? And you're like is this a bench?
18:59
Like it isredible? Yeah? What my dad thinks he's getting
19:04
away within this house of his Wow, and what do
19:07
you say? You're like, is this for real? And then
19:08
what is what's his response? He's like, it's good for you. Yeah.
19:11
He goes like, well, my I have back pain, and
19:13
it's like that's cool. So why is it now almost
19:15
in every guest room as well, because you think all
19:18
your guests have back pain? Right right? He likes to
19:22
explore all the beds, you know, take a little well,
19:24
here's the thing. I bought a foam topper for the
19:26
one in my room because I was like, when I'm here,
19:28
I'm not sleeping on a bench. I was like, I
19:33
am your child, okay, like you brought me into this world.
19:37
I will not sleep on a bench. And so, but
19:40
then this time I went in and I was like,
19:41
where's my foam topper on this bed that you shouldn't? Like?
19:46
Why are even around this bed? And he goes, well,
19:48
sometimes I sleep in this bed, and I go, why
19:51
are you sleeping in this bed? Eddie basically was like, well,
19:53
I don't know. Your mom isn't really like me around,
19:56
which I was like, fair, fair, fair, because you have
19:59
sleep you have undiagnosed sleep apnea and refused to acknowledge it.
20:02
But yeah, and so and then and you know, so
20:08
we sort of kind of got into it, and I'm
20:10
just like, come on, get at least like if you
20:14
need to get a good middle, Like, you can't just
20:17
force people to sleep on a firm you gotta give
20:21
them something. I love a firm bed topped with a
20:24
soft like firm but soft, you know what I mean,
20:27
Like that like firmness underneath feels like you're being held
20:31
by a giant. Yeah, but like a level of cushion
20:34
you just yeah, I just want to I don't want
20:37
like sort of like my hip and like because I'm
20:39
a side sleeper, so when I sleep on a firm bed,
20:42
it's like I'm being beat up. Yeah, I wake up
20:45
in pain. Yeah, you're not fair. You never want to
20:49
like be like tired, and you're like, oh, let me
20:50
get in this bed and you hop in and just
20:52
like oh, it's like all angles. You're like, that's not cool.
20:59
Get us a good comfortable underrated, a good comfortable bed
21:03
that doesn't feel like a bench and doesn't and it's
21:06
not stinky either. Yeah, you definitely don't want to be Okay,
21:11
I don't know what else. I don't want steering wheels anyway,
21:15
sor right, I gotta go. Let's uh, let's take a
21:19
quick break and we'll come back and talk about Randa
21:21
Santis run de Santis, rand Santos, r Randy Santos, Randy Santos,
21:31
Randy said, and we're back and we're talking. Randy Santos
21:47
love Randy Santos Ran Ran Randy, that's what we're gonna
21:52
be saying in a couple of months that he ran
21:54
for president, He's not run anymore. This guy his campaigns
21:58
in trouble folk. I don't know. This is one of
22:02
the weirder campaign videos. It's very extremely online, extremely TikTok.
22:09
If people had things to do over the weekend, God
22:13
bless you, did you see? Yes, And let's be real,
22:16
it's just one of those Grimma shake viral market does
22:20
turn into a Grimma shake viral marketing thing. But yeah,
22:23
like over the weekend, his campaign puts out this video.
22:26
It says, the tweet said, to wrap up quote Pride month,
22:30
let's hear from the politician who did more than any
22:33
other Republican to celebrate it. And they they kick it off.
22:37
They're juxtaposing this montage of Donald Trump basically saying like
22:41
he's indifferent to LGBTQ people, uh and saying like he
22:46
didn't care what bathroom like Caitlyn Jenner user shit like that,
22:50
and then they juxtapose that I'm just gonna I'm just
22:53
gonna play a little bit of it, so you just
22:54
hear this like weird, fucking macho turn. It takes suddenly
22:58
where they go like they're basically trying to paint Trump
23:00
is like this pro LGBTQ president with like rainbow filter
23:04
over everything. And then we get that fucking alpha male
23:07
hit of content right after Yes, she makes America sick.
23:14
No No, Chad DeSantis, Christian Bale, we got Wow. DeSantis
23:21
shuts down school's drag shows, anti drug laws, sat PRI canceled.
23:29
This governor does not care what the fuck. First of all,
23:35
if anyone who's on TikTok at all, you've probably heard
23:37
that with so many weird like macho alpha man memes
23:41
and shit. But it over you know, me on Instagram
23:44
and pictures with me and my family over the weekend.
23:47
I mean, I will say, like, it's pretty incredible because
23:50
it hasn't me thinking of so much random shit, right,
23:53
I sort of lost with the point of the video. Yeah,
23:56
it's truly likely. It's again for people don't realize that.
24:00
It sounded just so hard to follow, But the whole
24:03
point was to say, essentially, the distillation is Donald Trump
24:07
loves gay people. Rhonda Santis hates them. That whoa because
24:14
like it's so he looks like fucking aggro. Then there's
24:16
like buff guys that are greased up. You see Brad
24:20
Pitt's Achilles from the movie Troy pe Blinders. I know
24:24
it's over to like call everything homo erotic, but it
24:27
is like him being mean to trans people and gay
24:33
people while like just showing gratuitous footage of like the
24:37
hot hot dudes. Yeah, just like gripped hot dudes next
24:41
to him, which I don't know what like it. I
24:46
understand what they're trying, like they're trying to do a
24:48
j extaposition that it's associates it in your mind, but
24:54
like textually and like logically it doesn't make any sense.
24:57
Well what their social media person is just using like
25:00
a format of TikTok to just be like X and y.
25:04
But yes, when you're doing like policy, it just comes off.
25:08
So it normally be like this is how like you know,
25:10
like some beta dude would like shoot a basketball, but
25:13
here's how the alpha bro would do it. And they're like, whoa,
25:16
this guy is tough, but this one is just so
25:19
weird because you're like, and this guy's a hateful fun
25:22
and that's supposed to get people all raw rod about it. Yeah,
25:28
it's yeah, it's very unapologetic, earnest and but like an
25:32
earnest embrace of like things that are like people I
25:36
don't think people like ultimately, I don't know, like Patrick
25:40
Bateman and an American Psycho is or like I think
25:44
later there's Leonardo DiCaprio and Wolf of Wall Street, like
25:48
these are satirical embodiments of like the excesses of like
25:51
America and capitalism, and like he's just like, no, that
25:56
shit is cool, Like I he doesn't have a sense
25:59
of human or so it's just this weird thing. Like
26:01
that's the thing that he lacks next to Trump, is
26:04
like he doesn't have any sense of like humor about him.
26:10
But like mainly it just reveals the problem, like his
26:12
campaign is trying to be both more extreme than Trump
26:17
and also like the more reasonable alternative. Right, Yeah, I
26:22
don't know. I mean this guy, but then there's like
26:26
it's just weird that you're going after like a smaller
26:29
portion of the electorate by running to the right of Trump,
26:32
you know what I mean. You're like, that's that's how
26:34
he's differentiating, And yeah, I don't know. I mean, like
26:38
I'm I guess I'm glad that this guy turned out
26:40
to be way less savvy than like I had thought initially,
26:43
because at first I was like, this guy might not
26:45
make the same mistakes Trump will, but he just made
26:48
the worst calculation miscalculation by being like, I'm gonna like
26:52
the GOP's problem right now is that all of the
26:56
all of the policies are seen as bigoted and we're
26:58
marching towards fascism. That it's a huge negative. So I'm
27:01
just gonna dive head first into that and see if
27:03
that helps. I would say he is sort of kind
27:07
of nailing that, Like what is it? Wow, I can't
27:10
even remember the word when you're like it's like you're
27:14
you're creating this sort of world and it's like all
27:16
this images are flashing before you. So it is again,
27:19
I can't stop going to viral marketing where he's like
27:22
inceptioning us. Yeah yeah, like the Ludovico treatment from Clockwork Orange.
27:28
Yeah yeah, Like where he's trying to almost make us
27:30
think that he has a six pack. Do you get that?
27:34
Like it's kind of working the way where he's like,
27:36
I'm round santis, I hate gay people trumps gay people.
27:39
And by the way, the most important fact is that
27:41
I have a six pack, and you need a president
27:43
who needs a six pack. And if you don't have
27:44
a president who needs a six pack then you love
27:46
gay people and you're like what, because it would have
27:48
totally made sense if there was Like it would have
27:51
fit perfectly if it's a desantist is ched earlier. Yeah,
27:55
like something just like flashing text on the screen like
27:58
it's so yeah, it's just so cynical and like openly
28:02
so yeah. And by the end, I was literally like, wait,
28:05
did Ron de Santa star in three hundred? Like I
28:08
couldn't remember anymore, like where I was. And I think
28:11
that's actually kind of a genius move by him, even
28:13
though like we as like normal folk can see through
28:16
sort of the bullshit. Like I think it works really
28:18
well for his base because they start to be like
28:21
he has a six pack, My president needs a six pack,
28:24
and the Trump no six pack easy stage, all right,
28:30
then all right Trump, lift your shirt off, then buddy,
28:32
six pack off right now. That's and if he does
28:35
like six packs, boom, he loves gays and it's like,
28:40
I don't know, man, perfect triangulation, perfect triangulation. That's what
28:44
I got from all about fascists and bodybuilding too, like
28:48
that yes, yeah, like that music with the body building,
28:51
like something about the like power and like desexualized nudity,
28:55
Like really really they love that ship well anything really do.
29:00
So much of the imagery has to carken back to
29:03
traditional gender roles too. Yeah, yeah, that's a huge They're
29:07
not saying it out loud, but that's what they all
29:09
say to each other, is like, we need to go
29:11
back to the fucking twenties basically, and men need to
29:15
be fucking men again. I don't know what happened to
29:17
men and women got to get back in that damn kitchen, like,
29:21
and that's sort of what all their policies they're trying
29:23
to like nudge society back in that direction. But again,
29:27
just I don't know, use just shit post your way
29:30
to masculinity with these cool It does seem to be
29:33
his theory of on the case is that like he
29:36
can just ship post his way, and like I think
29:39
he saw the Trump's power comes from his like willingness
29:43
to like go far, and so he's like, well we
29:46
need like that seems to be the one ingredient that
29:48
he's like not willing to lose as he takes like
29:51
further develops this campaign. Is like He's just going to
29:54
keep going further and further, even though he has to
29:56
have like so many advisors, being like, no, just be
30:00
the jet bush, be the reasonable guy. He's like, I'm
30:03
not gonna win. He has advisors. I mean, nobody's probably
30:07
telling him the truth, but yeah, he's probably I think
30:09
he's mostly advisors. I think he's like a composite of
30:13
a bunch of advisors. Everyone says he's like a robot,
30:17
like he doesn't have any personality, but I think, yeah,
30:19
it's this is This is just on top of two
30:22
all the stories you're reading about how in Florida they're
30:24
losing a lot of money because conventions are just fucking
30:28
not going to like places like Orlando or Miami because
30:32
like like it's a big draw for like international or
30:35
national organizations to be like and here's our convention in
30:38
Orlando or whatever. They're losing like millions of dollars like constantly,
30:43
as people are like, ah, yeah, actually that thing that
30:45
was gonna bring fifteen thousand people there, Nah, not gonna
30:48
do it because either a their organization is like diametrically
30:51
opposed to his policies, or even if they're not political,
30:54
they're just like nah, we'd rather not even like invite
30:56
any criticism of being associated with the state, So I
31:00
don't know. I don't think he even cares anyway, because
31:02
like I think he's he's following the example of many others.
31:05
You can shit post your way into the fucking halls
31:08
of power basically in this country if you if you
31:10
do it cleverly enough. There's also the picture of he
31:14
and Casey DeSantis on a beach where like he's in
31:20
shorts and like a baggy shirt and just looks like,
31:23
you know, a guy in his mid thirties who is
31:28
in a fraternity and people. I think it went viral
31:30
because people pointed out that that they are walking on
31:34
the beach and there are no footsteps behind them. It
31:37
looks like a fake ad, for like when SNL does
31:41
fake ads. Yeah, this feels exactly like. Also, his wife
31:45
doesn't have feet. Yeah, his wife is like stepping on
31:48
her dress or is just she has material has one leg, Yes,
31:54
that's in the center of her body. Guys, right, leg
31:57
cocked like he knows how to walk. But it based
32:02
on the fact that there are no footsteps in the picture,
32:06
it would appear what is that saying. I just think
32:09
that this would He needs to get tougher than this.
32:13
Image would be my reaction. My guess is that his
32:17
campaign like saw this and we're like, oh no, no, no, no,
32:20
this guy, dude, this guy does not evoke lightning coming
32:23
out of his eyes. No. So but like, you know,
32:25
it's like one set of footprints because like God was
32:28
carrying you orver the hell? So like what if what
32:30
does zero set of footprints say that you're both not human? Yeah,
32:36
that you walk backwards on the beach, that you're lizard people,
32:39
which is another thing I think people are overlooking. One
32:41
of the last frames of is Rhonda Santis as a
32:45
gator mouthed fucking like humanoid, like I don't even know.
32:50
So then he's also saying, I'm also in the I'm
32:53
in the I'm in the swamp lands, trying to bite
32:56
off your feet like a little alligator, Like what who
32:59
are you? Are you speaky blinders? Are you gator man?
33:02
Are you into buff guys? Ron? Help us here? But yeah,
33:07
I feel strong drink of Steve Irwin? Yeah, yeah, probably,
33:13
And were you thinking like the word you think it
33:15
was like splicing, Like he's like splicing, like almost splicing
33:18
these frames in so like we're not registering them, but
33:21
we're like making those associations. We're like, wait, did you
33:25
have a six pack in that one frame? Maybe? Yeah.
33:27
I think splicing it's a word for like sort of
33:29
like creating like a sort of propaganda and while simultaneously
33:34
like inceptioning people with like content. I forget what how
33:41
editing that? Yeah? Anyways, Yeah, with like a club beat
33:44
that you could potentially here at a gay club. Yeah,
33:49
I feel like that is the song that you would
33:50
hear at a like gay club in Berlin in a
33:54
nineteen eighties movie, you know, or like like a movie,
33:57
like an action movie. They'd be like, oh, this second
34:00
track that that plays in that video. Yeah, yeah, because
34:03
that's like has this like like fonk genre field. Anyway,
34:08
it's all detuned MIDI cowbells for all the music nerds
34:11
out there. All right, well, don't get distracted by de santists,
34:15
because we have big news that is super real and
34:19
very important that everybody should be paying attention to him.
34:21
That is that the Summer of the Shark is back, baby,
34:26
Summer of the Shark part two. I remember there was
34:29
a news story a couple of weeks back that tipped.
34:32
They were like it was like a weird non story,
34:35
but they were like, yeah, the ocean's full of sharks,
34:38
you guys, there's a lot of shit out there. Yeah.
34:42
It was like something about how like environmentalism has made
34:45
it so that the seeds are like just swarming with
34:48
sharks and we might be in for a the Summer
34:51
of the Shark, if you'll remember, that was on the
34:55
front page of Time magazine when nine to eleven happened.
34:57
They were calling it the Summer of the Shark because
35:00
there were like a couple of high profile shark attacks
35:03
that summer. Right, So now we're getting news stories about
35:07
how an aggressive shark sent a swimmer fleeing in shallow
35:12
Florida waters, So like that that is just a person
35:16
saw a shark and moved away from the shark, is
35:19
the news story. But it's like on the front page
35:21
of Drudge. My mother in law recently told me that
35:25
she was in Florida and like, for the first time,
35:28
like the lifeguards are like screaming shark and I wanted
35:30
to get out. Oh really, Yeah, I mean, maybe there's
35:33
something to this, but maybe she could have been that
35:36
woman they're referencing. Yeah, no, one, I don't know, it's possible,
35:40
but yeah, so I've heard Florida shark stories this week.
35:44
I think there's I think there's also something to do
35:47
with it in the same way that we started seeing
35:50
a lot of balloons, like spy balloons, once we heard
35:55
that there was a spy balloon, and like once we
35:58
turned our technology to catching this spy balloons. I'm just
36:01
gonna read a paragraph from us one of the stories
36:04
that they're linking off to to be like sharks, sharks
36:07
are back in their pits. Quote this morning, prior to
36:10
lifeguards going on duty and our authorizing swimming, we had
36:13
a complete drone patrol and right here in front of
36:17
Field three, we saw a school of sharks. There were
36:20
approximately fifty sand sharks there. The beach was closed and
36:25
oh yeah, so this is Charles Gorman, New York State
36:29
Parks Regional Director. And then the beach was closed once
36:33
more after a possible shark sighting, but officials determined it
36:36
was a dolphin. So but also like sand sharks, like
36:40
you have with a sand shark to Yeah, I was
36:43
into sharks. I'm like sand shark you have to like
36:46
step on it to get bit by a sand shark
36:48
kind of thing. So I like that they're also just
36:50
observing things like, yeah, they live there, but they're not
36:52
the kinds that typically are attacking people. And the fact
36:55
that we now do thorough drone patrols and report if
36:58
we see a single shark where they live to like
37:03
a media that is like very eagle to gobble up
37:05
anything with the word shark in it probably has something
37:08
to do with this being a trending story. So Jack,
37:10
it's not so in your estimation it is not the
37:13
Summer of the Shark or you're all in because I
37:15
know you love sharks. I pray for it to be
37:17
the Summer of the Shark. Two thousand and one was
37:19
the Summer of the Shark, whether it was an important
37:22
news story or not. Time magazine declared it such, So
37:25
I I think we might be into it in for
37:28
another one of those where people are just sort of
37:31
sublimating their residual anxiety over the state of the world
37:34
into being afraid of sharks. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, that's fair. Although,
37:39
but you're you're one of the few people who like
37:41
wants to get their whole ship wants to get eaten
37:42
by a shark. Yeah, yeah, fully, So that's why that's
37:46
why you're in the East coast. You heard that's the
37:47
more sharks that are going out there. Man, got a
37:50
lot of sharks that here. All right, should we take
37:52
another break and come back and talk TikTok? Yeah, talk
37:56
and talk all yeah, We'll be right back and we're
38:10
back miles. It's time to check in with the TikTok
38:14
folks on TikTok. A couple of buzz words out there.
38:18
You pay attention to TikTok on him m hmmm. Are
38:21
you a millennial? What a millennial? Who's really into Vladimir Zelinski? No, no, no, no,
38:30
son So the first thing I saw on Zone skannial.
38:38
But yeah, buckle up because it's time to get hip
38:41
with the kids on TikTok's. So there is one thing
38:44
that people are talking about. Zellennial are like these the
38:48
people who straddle both gen z and millennials loosely born
38:52
between nineteen ninety and two thousand. So that's you anna
38:55
do you do you do you see yourself as a
38:57
millennial or a zellennial? Oh no, I'm definitely millennial energy
39:02
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, because there are certain that kids
39:06
these days right like shake thing. So I feel like
39:12
we're seeing some generation drift here because like gen Z
39:17
is late nineties, Like I feel like this is a
39:20
story written by millennials who want to be gen Z. Well, no,
39:23
this is well apparently, so what happened? A lot of
39:25
gen Z people are like they say, I could clock
39:27
a millennial from okay, fucking five hundred yards away. It's
39:31
mostly gen Z kids that are observing it. Okay, it's
39:35
more that like they're like one person's like they wear
39:37
straight leg pants, not skinny jeans like a real millennial.
39:42
But they also may wear baggy or gen Z type pants,
39:45
and I'm like, okay, that's not really the best indicator.
39:48
Then are also like one of interesting was like they
39:50
post pictures of themselves having funds with their friends. Millennials
39:54
just do the selfie. It's the solo plural with their
39:58
friends oh oh yeah, oh yeah, having a lot of funds. Uh.
40:02
And then so zellennials do the fun with the friends.
40:05
Regular millennials with selfie selfie? What does gen Z do
40:10
just very just yeah or out of out like blurry
40:14
photos because I'm not pressed by this, Okay, I'm just
40:18
taking pictures. I'm in the moment that with obscure caption
40:23
absolutely or like two emoji or whatever, you know what
40:26
I mean, But I have nothing to do with whatever
40:28
the pictures are. Um And then another one is like
40:31
basically saying like these like zillennials are like terminally online
40:34
like most young people, but also remember the days of
40:37
renting physical media a Blockbuster. And ultimately it just feels
40:41
like it's very difficult to define what, like what these
40:45
in between generation people are. You kind of just are
40:48
firmly in one or the other. I feel like, I
40:49
don't know as I find myself being a quote geriatric millennial,
40:54
as like the oldest cohort of millennials. But I don't
40:57
look at it as me being like which side am
40:59
I I'm like, I think I'm just like the kid
41:02
that was held back a bunch in the class. So
41:04
I'm older than everybody. Yeah yeah, energy from you? Oh
41:08
yeah yeah? I mean what jen x habits do I
41:10
have except for wanting to do cocaine and hack computers
41:13
all the time? Yeah, those tiny little hacker glasses you wear?
41:17
Oh yeah. I will say I think fashion is not
41:19
a good indicator because fashion the trends sort of transcend age,
41:25
you know what. I mean like, yeah, you're remotely interested
41:29
in fashion. You will always follow the trends regardless of age.
41:32
Oh yeah, yeah, my cargo pants I wear now. And
41:34
while I'm in dad mode, baggy is shit because I'm like,
41:37
you know what, if we're going back to it, let's
41:39
get baggy again. But yeah, it's not. But if a
41:42
kid asked me, like, who you know my favorite artist
41:45
would be, I'm like, Missy misdemeanor, Elliott, what, Oh, my
41:51
grandma's favorite singer. She ain't a singer, she's hip hop. Okay,
41:55
you know what I mean. Yeah, she does sing a
41:56
little bit, but she does a lot of other things.
41:58
So yeah, we talk about how like the different classes are,
42:01
like you're only aware of the class that's like directly
42:04
above you and directly below you. And like this this
42:08
story is like so far out of my range that
42:11
it's nothing. None of this is real to me. I
42:13
don't know who any of these people are. Wow, Elliot
42:17
is I don't know? I've never heard of Blockbuster? Yeah
42:21
I was on the Type Max tapes. Yeah I get
42:24
I used to rent those, would you? But do you
42:27
think of yourself as gen X Jack? Uh? Yeah? I do?
42:31
So this is like that's what when I was saying
42:33
that there's like some creep happening here. I remember like
42:36
when it was cool to be a millennial. I think
42:38
a lot of like gen X people who were like
42:41
I I'm late gen X and like I'm I was
42:44
born in eighty so. But then like people were like, no,
42:48
you're actually an elder millennial and I was like, yes, yeah,
42:52
I'm an elder millennial. I want that. But yeah, I
42:56
think I'm just like I think that's more people wanting
43:01
to be young who are creating these new categories. Yeah,
43:06
I mean, I think gen Z has a pension for
43:08
really good marketing and labeling things that like already like
43:12
we we just know to be true. Like Choogie was
43:14
just like whoa, what is that? Like you know, just
43:16
that's what they're calling the ship that we do. Oh okay, okay,
43:19
it's not like a whole like you know, system of thinking.
43:23
The other thing that I came across and Becca Superduce
43:26
Rebecca was also helped me understand was girl Dinner, which,
43:30
as I saw, I was like, oh, these are nice
43:32
CHARCOUTERI plates that people are putting together, but no, Girl
43:35
Dinner was just you know, a way for women to
43:39
just throw something together to eat in a way that
43:42
is low effort and not having to cook for yourself
43:45
or guests or a partner or something like that, and
43:47
just indulge in some of your favorite foods you have
43:49
lying around in a nice, beautifully arranged plate. But to actually,
43:53
I now see why I don't identify as a millennial
43:56
because I'm actually gen z because this is totally amazing.
44:01
You love that plate full of barata. So some of
44:03
these people have like their plates are they look like
44:07
full on charcouterie boards. And I thought I thought that
44:10
was like the fucking whack thing to do was to
44:12
be into charcoutery. That was like a very millennial thing.
44:15
But I guess we're coming full circle and just cobbling
44:17
together again what I call just cobbling shit together that
44:21
you have to make a meal because you don't want
44:22
to cook. But I get it. This has been branded
44:25
something a little bit different. This Uh, these girl dinners
44:29
look like they took eight hours to make. Oh, the
44:32
way they're arranged, it's for the vibes, you know. Obviously,
44:37
TikTok ification of dinner is a very fascinating thing because
44:42
a real girl dinner is me. I cut bree up
44:45
a little two large pieces. I put on that. I
44:49
put that on the on the bread. I throw it
44:51
on on a pan, and then I eat it right
44:53
over the pan while being like wait, wait, wait when
44:59
exactly wait, No, you're all cheese with Oh I thought
45:09
you were just had like loose bready like and I
45:11
gotta eat it over this hot pan. That's what I'm saying. Yes,
45:15
I mean, but I'm making like an open face sort
45:17
of like grilled cheese with presto on it, but like
45:20
it's kind of like what am I doing rather? And
45:25
then I'll eat, Like I'll just grab a cucumber, just
45:27
eat the cucumber and that's dinner. Maybe. Yeah. Mine is
45:30
loose turkey slices with like a block of like cheddar cheese.
45:35
I got that's like slightly fancier because it's like got
45:38
that more tang to it, like when it's English cheddar. Uh.
45:41
Then probably like loose pickles kim che always because I
45:45
always have to have kimchi and my refrigerator. Uh and
45:49
what the fuck was oh? And like whatever loose dips
45:51
I get from like Trader jokes, Yeah, get some dips
45:54
on there, but I would never put them on the
45:56
same plate together. That I would so much rather have
46:02
like the ingredients of a sandwich with pretzels as the
46:07
bread instead of like having the like a sandwich with
46:12
with do you do that you put a little you
46:13
put a little dollable mustard, like some dipping mustard, yet
46:17
mustard on the side, and then that can you know,
46:20
because those pretzels work with hummus too, so I can
46:23
I can start working that into the action and it's
46:25
just a it's kind of a non ending, never ending
46:29
grazing thing, whereas the sandwich. Once you eat the sandwich,
46:32
you're done. But yeah, like the open endedness. Yeah, well
46:37
you know again like this isn't without controversy either, because
46:40
you know, there's like also a very unhealthy trend of
46:42
posting like you know, like their own versions of a
46:45
girl dinner and ends up slight like probably promoting like
46:48
disordered eating and things like that, or just the toxic
46:51
loophole of like comparative living when people start seeing like
46:53
that's what this person needs and they look like X,
46:55
Y and Z. So again, you know, social media isn't
46:58
without it's dark sides. It turns out it's not just
47:01
all fun and games and Grimace come like when Gwyneth
47:04
Paltrow came through them, was like yeah, and then for dinner,
47:07
I like to have a nice bone broth. Oh yeah,
47:10
that's I saw a video of somebody fucking up making
47:13
bone broth on TikTok where they're straining it. But they
47:18
just dumped the contents into the sink like they didn't
47:21
have a secondary thing to catch the bone broth. They
47:23
just put a strainer over their sink and then dumped
47:25
it all out and then after like oh fuck damn,
47:30
poured out the good bit. I don't even get it.
47:32
They just threw it in the sink like they were thinking,
47:35
like when you're making pasta, you know, like you're draining
47:37
your pasta when it's like you need the whole point
47:40
was that, but you just dumped that shit and you
47:44
strained it out and then like it's just the reacting
47:46
like oh fuck, yeah, hours gone, hours gone, oh becas
47:51
all that one. See we're out here. See I'm also
47:53
gen z as well. M h, we're all gen z.
47:56
Thank you gen zex. Yeah. Can I just say I think, um,
48:02
you know, maybe I am more sellennial because I do
48:04
like to sort of engage with that content. But actually,
48:06
I'm starting to think maybe it's there is like a
48:10
fine line between like the amount of patience you have
48:13
for scrolling at your age, because I definitely I I
48:18
hit a point where TikTok where I'm like, I can't
48:20
do this anymore, Like I simply can't do it. Like
48:22
you going, sorry, do you ever scroll on TikTok to
48:26
you get the video or you're like, hey, motherfucker, you've
48:28
been scrolling a minute. I never get there. I get
48:31
there a lot. Okay, well, I never sellennial than I
48:34
am because I I lose patience, which I talk. So
48:37
I'm such a baby. We all know that I'm twenty
48:39
three years old. You know, did anybody get the Twitter
48:43
like get to the end of Twitter? No, I haven't
48:45
gotten there. I did not either, And I was like, oh,
48:48
I'm mad in theory, But damn I do. I think
48:52
it's a good thing. I think we potentially might have
48:54
like sort of a good sort of we we we stopped. Yeah, Okay,
48:58
that's enough day, that's plenty good. Gotta make him good though,
49:02
that Wow, that makes even more like picky, like, oh,
49:05
who's tweets? Am? I gonna look at it today, but
49:07
it'll be a good one you have you can choose. No,
49:11
maybe in this hypothetical future where you like choose them.
49:16
I like to be mindful about my Twitter consumption. Yes,
49:19
just like a nice dozen bone I just sip a
49:22
bone broth my twelve tweets of the day. Wow, I'm
49:29
just really surprised. None of y'all scroll to the end
49:31
like that, and I'm glad about the Did you get
49:33
to the end of Twitter? No, I get to the
49:35
end of tike I do. Like I think if you
49:38
go like an hour straight, they are like, yo yo
49:40
yo yo yo yo yo, yo, yo yo yo, what
49:42
are you doing? And I'm like, what what time is it?
49:45
And then like my baby's like a sleep in my
49:48
arms and she's like, oh my god, he's fourteen. Wow
49:51
do you scroll? And so your baby can hear TikTok? No?
49:55
I have my AirPods. Okay. I was gonna say, you
49:57
can't let your baby here. No, I'm not gonna no. No.
50:00
The whole point is having your air pods and so
50:02
you have the noise cancelation on so the baby crying
50:05
doesn't like ruin your vibe. Yeah, exactly, that's like sort
50:08
of my number one parenting role as not being a parent.
50:11
It's like, never let the baby sort of hear TikTok. No, No,
50:14
it's like a whole like like a niasma if I'm
50:18
using the right word, just sort of like you don't
50:20
really want to like the baby to hear certain words
50:22
like girl dinner or riz or sort of like you
50:24
don't want the baby to like taking these concepts just yet. Man,
50:28
the second you said my five year old had RIZ,
50:30
I went and told him and I was like, how
50:32
do we cultivate? Well? Five is fine, five is good?
50:35
Five is whore? You do? Start making them a content creator? Yeah?
50:39
Anything before that you're sick. Yeah, anything before that, I'm
50:43
just shaking my head and judging you. Son. It turns
50:46
out you have the RIZ. Yeah, I don't know what
50:50
it means, but we're gonna actually, i'll give you a four.
50:54
You can make your child the TikTok creator at four.
50:56
But as long as you have their consent, yeah, and
50:59
you're do any takes plain what consent is to them
51:01
and sort of sort of like pull up some legal documents,
51:03
make sure they sign, and then also they have their
51:05
own lawyer. To be able to go over sort of
51:08
what you are presenting them with your lawyer. So just
51:10
have like his people talk to your people and make
51:12
sure the baby is fully aware of what they are
51:14
agreeing to as a content creator. And then and only
51:18
then can you allow your baby to sort of hear
51:20
TikTok in the background. Yeah, you are going to be
51:23
like the actual living embodiment of that. Was it a
51:26
funnier diet sketch or no human giant? The shutter shutterbugs,
51:30
the people who like represent children by actors. Here's the thing.
51:36
I'm not going to see my kid, okay, because he's
51:40
gonna because my child will be so fucking booked and busy.
51:43
I won't be able to get any of the oh
51:46
you see your kid, Wow, I feel bad for your
51:48
kidding working wow. Okay, they'll be like that Atlanta episode
51:51
And I'm one of the more recent season where the
51:54
Donald Glover's baby mama, her daughter gets like put into
51:58
like this like Tyler Perry like system, and she's just
52:00
going studio to studio trying to find her daughter, and
52:02
they're like, oh no, she's already even moved to that
52:04
other show. She's starting it. She's like, what, why didn't
52:07
anyone tell me? All Right, finally Barbie movie coming. I
52:15
think people think it's going to be a big hit. Ibeheimer,
52:22
would you see both movies in one day? No? Yeah,
52:27
two movies in one day. I love movies, but I
52:29
also like something starts to feel weird being in the
52:33
movie theater that long. I've tried it before and I couldn't.
52:37
I couldn't do it. Why why would you only have
52:39
one day of fun when you could have two days
52:41
of fun? That's right? And Oppenheimer supposedly a blast. That
52:46
was a bad pun, but it's supposed to be fun,
52:48
very fun. Well, let's be real. We all want to
52:51
fuck Sillian Mathey. Yeah we do mean blind n you
52:56
got a little I don't know, I just I really
53:03
just fuck Sillian Murphy. I'm sorry, what if that was
53:06
my said? That was really upsetting the god an you
53:11
could see your saliva threading around your mouth. That's my
53:16
new man. I just want to fuck Murphy. Okay, Okay,
53:22
Well I'm so sorry to everybody, and we're gonna keep
53:29
them forward. Um. I just know I'm just saying um.
53:33
I will say like sort of the Sillian Murfaunissance through
53:36
Peaky Blinders is quite incredible, Like they brought him back
53:40
into this sort of like this because I don't know,
53:42
like I feel like you played like sort of you know,
53:44
interesting characters before, but the Peaky Blinders dude's got you.
53:50
I never wanted to be like sort of like a
53:53
I don't even know. The women are treated so poorly
53:55
in that show, Like all of a sudden, it's like,
53:58
treat me poorly, silly, Yeah, nineteen twenties that Sillian. Does
54:04
anyone actually know? I've always called him Sillian and he's
54:07
never corrected me, so, oh, you know that's on his ass.
54:10
You know him, and he didn't introduce No, I don't
54:13
know him, but it's on him if I'm pronounced wrong
54:16
to reach out. I don't know. I just think he's
54:17
so hot. And then like the idea of him now
54:20
being like Killian, Oh it is Killian. Yeah, there's no way.
54:24
I always say Sillian, and I feel like I say
54:26
it because people correct me all the time. I go, nah, okay,
54:30
it's a Killian all right, So then I have to
54:32
retake all the Killian Murphy's. I just want to fuck
54:34
Killian Murphy's until someone a pickup after I'll do a
54:39
pickup after knock at your high Who are you? And
54:42
I'm Sillian Murphy? Oh you rang? No, No, I just
54:49
want to say, like, I think it's great casting to
54:52
sort of put like Margot Robbie in a massive movie
54:54
and then Killian Murphy in another massive movie, and so
54:57
like it's almost like the like we just want to
54:59
like fu these movies. Yeah, with an atomic bomb. It's
55:04
honestly genius to bring these movies out at the same
55:08
time because we are all so horny at home that
55:11
we just want to fuck these movies. Okay, even the
55:15
people just the concept of the movie. Yeah, conceptually, Like
55:17
I've lost sort of what the movies are even about,
55:20
even though they're pretty clear, like Barbie and I like,
55:23
I'm just I want to have sex with Pink and
55:25
one with mushroom Cloud. It's kind of it's the American
55:29
It's truly the perfect Americans. Like they vibral marketing, Baby,
55:33
they did it. They're so deep in us that we're like, yes, yes, yes,
55:38
it's genius dude, Barbie and the Adam Bomb at the
55:40
same damn yes, it's literally what America is about. Bombs
55:45
and Barbie, like think about it, dude, you got it. Jack.
55:49
I'm wouldn't need you to go like a level deeper
55:51
inside yourself and really think about what they're offering us. Here.
55:55
We live in such an incredible time of sort of
55:57
content marketing. Sick, like we are so deep in that
56:03
we're like unwell, but like to a point that we're
56:05
so unwell that we're thriving, you know what I mean.
56:08
I love it. We canna be more unwell in a
56:12
better way. That's like when I hit a great fucking
56:15
shot and it just goes straight past that and it it
56:18
hits right in the corner, you scream, it was Grimace America.
56:23
That is America, Baby, whoa fifth to July. Here we are.
56:28
I just got my second win justin. I don't think
56:32
I have to tell you that there should be a
56:34
swelling orchestra behind that speech. Yeah, play that one dead
56:39
insection on TikTok. But it's true, Like am I saying
56:45
anything that's not right? Like they've nailed it. It's yeah, truly, truly,
56:50
We're gonna take this opportunity to talk about the fact
56:53
that this is one of those toy movies that we
56:57
I think covered a long time ago and We're like, man,
56:59
they they're gonna be a fucking Barbie movie. That's stupid.
57:02
We were wrong. Yeah, and they are going to They're
57:06
they're keeping coming. It's the Mattel Films has in development,
57:13
and who knows how much in development means it's going
57:15
to actually happen. But yeah, they did give Gregi Gerwig
57:18
a Barbie movie, so it seems like they're willing to
57:21
try some some weird stuff, and this is some wacky,
57:25
wild stuff coming from Mattel Studios, the Mattel Cinematic Universe.
57:30
Mattel Films has a forty five films in development. They've
57:33
announced seventeen. So one of the latest that we know
57:36
about is Lena Dunham directing Lilly Collins in the Polypocket movie. Yep,
57:41
we don't know what the vibe is of that. Then
57:44
they're making a video or film off the card game Uno,
57:48
potentially starring Lil Yachti and it's a it's a heist
57:52
movie in the hip hop scene in Atlanta. So I'm like, Okay,
57:55
if you keep doing things like this rather than being
57:57
like it's about the most high stakes game of UO
58:00
in town, then maybe you have a shot of doing
58:02
something interesting. Daniel Kaluya. They is directing a twenty four
58:06
type surreal movie about Barney. Yeah, we've covered this one before. Yeah,
58:12
which looks like it's gonna be like that. Okay, you
58:14
got something baby there. Then there's major Matt Mason. Tom
58:17
Hanks is starting in a movie about the toy that
58:19
inspired the toy that buzz Lightyear is based on. Oh boy,
58:23
that can't be true. Yes, you just made one up. No,
58:27
that's a thing, Jack. It's gonna get wobbly. Ear. We
58:30
got the eight Ball movie, Magic eight Ball Movie. Still
58:33
not sure where that's going. They say it's gonna bebe
58:35
be like a thriller type movie. He Man, Masters of
58:39
the Universe. They didn't learn from the Dolf Lungern one,
58:41
but they're gonna Get're gonna take a stab at it.
58:43
This one feels like it deserves another shot. Like I
58:47
feel like kids are just waiting for a he Man
58:50
to come through. He Man. You know, That's that's what
58:54
all the kids are saying right now. There's a Thomas
58:56
the Tank Engine movie and works a Lot Wheels movie
58:59
by JJ Abrams, Gold American Girl Doll movie, which people
59:04
have described as Bill and Ted meets book smart yep
59:08
nose like they are on a run right now after
59:11
the Magic a Ball movie, which who the fuck knows
59:13
what that's gonna be, but he man, Tom's the Tank Engine,
59:15
Hot Wheels, American Girl Doll. Yeah, Jason Bateman is attached
59:20
to something that's based on the Chatty Cathy and Betsy
59:23
wet Sea dolls. Now you've lost me again. Yeah, it's
59:27
a dog. It's a doll that does peepee and you
59:29
have to change the diaper. Chatty Cathy was just like
59:32
the pool string one. Yeah. Yeah, I had like a
59:34
bunch of phrases it said, Yeah, then there's a view
59:37
Master movie like the Little few Master is just the
59:39
little thing you look through. Yeah exactly. The someone called
59:43
it like a kid's dissociating device. Um, it was like
59:47
analog VR headset. Yeah exactly, that was our kids. Let
59:52
me say about the first VR, the view Master U
59:54
and then Wishbone, the Salad Dressing, No, the little the
59:58
Little Terrier Dog. I taught you to read. Yeah, and
1:00:03
any of those sound good to you? Yeah, which one
1:00:08
that's gonna do? I like, we sit here and we
1:00:12
go like, oh, give me a break, and then cut
1:00:15
to us at every single guy damn movie? So what
1:00:18
am I? What am I gonna pretend like I'm not
1:00:20
about to watch every goddamn which one fucking films which
1:00:25
appeals to you most based on what you've just heard?
1:00:28
Is what I'm asking? Oh, I mean like I'm sort
1:00:30
of like down for this weird Barney shit. Yeah? Oh no, whatever,
1:00:35
I watch it. Polly Pocket, Sure, why not? Major, Matt
1:00:39
mil Milson, Mason, I can't read any of that eight
1:00:43
ball that's about cocaine, right and the Yeah, honestly, let's
1:00:47
be real, I'll watch it all. I'm sick. What did
1:00:50
I just scream about fifth of July? You know here?
1:00:53
I am. I love Hot Wheels, I love Thomas to
1:00:56
Tank Engine? Will he get up? Are you okay? Well?
1:00:59
He's fine? Are you unwell enough to see Barbie Oppenheimer
1:01:03
in one day? See see Barbie first and then chase
1:01:07
it with Oppenheimer after? First of all, I literally just
1:01:11
said earlier, why would you have one day of fun
1:01:12
when you could have two? So? No, okay, would you
1:01:15
do it two days in a row? Just do it
1:01:16
two days potentially? Yeah? I could do that, Okay. Part
1:01:19
of me wants to break my Psyche and and most
1:01:23
people like if you saw both in one day, you'd
1:01:25
see you, you'd see Oppenheimer, and then you just clear
1:01:28
your mind with Barbie. But I want or you see
1:01:32
Barbie and then you blow the shit out of your jack.
1:01:35
There's a ghost behind you. Oh my goodness, my god,
1:01:39
my five year old just stuck up on. I was
1:01:46
too engrossed. You really did, right, man. I was like,
1:01:50
how's this tie into the bit we were doing? Is
1:01:52
it the thing coming back? Do you want to say? Hi? Huh?
1:01:58
Is he still there? How? Hey? We don't say his name,
1:02:02
but without a name? Hello boy without a name? Hey,
1:02:07
ri name? Hey Riz Risk Khalifa? Do you want to
1:02:11
hear what they're saying to you? They're calling you Riz Khalifa?
1:02:13
Do you know what that means? Oh gosh, that's okay,
1:02:17
that's okay, all right, man, I gotta finish up here.
1:02:20
Thank you for coming through and saying hi to everyone.
1:02:22
You talk to him? Like, what do you James Cordon
1:02:25
with a guest on your show? You talk so much? Hey, man,
1:02:29
thanks for stopping by. I love to see you. It's
1:02:31
always good to catch up. All right, go see your
1:02:34
movie is in this fight everybody please check it out
1:02:37
next we have. Everything is a negotiation. You gotta like
1:02:41
keep it very yeah. Yeah, you're never telling yeah yeah
1:02:44
yeah yeah. That's the second. It's like you give I
1:02:46
get it, like you give it like I was a
1:02:47
kind of kid. You give me someone to push against.
1:02:49
Oh I'm a push I'm a push against it. Anyway.
1:02:52
Can I just say he's still here by the way,
1:02:54
he's not going Yeah, that's of course not Well, you're
1:02:56
his father and you should love him. But um, here's
1:02:59
the thing. Can I wasn't an idea? Okay, so you've
1:03:02
been giving me what how's the Browns Mattel? Yes, okay,
1:03:08
I'm sorry. I literally I'm slowly starting to like lose
1:03:10
my because they left it open like a real jerk.
1:03:15
Oh wow wow, Okay, his son is incredibly lovely and honestly,
1:03:20
the day that Jack can no longer host, let me
1:03:23
tell you we are going to be auditioning those two
1:03:25
sons like, oh yeah, truly, those two actually screw my
1:03:29
own kids. I'm here to manage Jack's kids. I'm already
1:03:34
I signed him to a three sixty deal. Yeah, I
1:03:37
got an album coming back. I'm just let you know,
1:03:39
I actually am signing your sons and I will be
1:03:41
your manager because that's actually put your headphones back on,
1:03:49
my hilarious bit. But I really would love to do
1:03:51
sort of a succession with your sons to see who
1:03:53
takes over daily sis. That's like my dream is to
1:03:59
be like bleep and bleep, where like, let's anyway, that
1:04:03
was her name is? Okay? Then Jack being like Logan Roy,
1:04:05
he's read like fuck off. He's like, hey, thanks for
1:04:08
showing me that. Maybe welcome check that out later. I
1:04:12
think I would actually just rewrite Jack, Yeah, my job
1:04:19
was cool enough to want to inherit and yeah, oh yeah,
1:04:23
it's reverse succession. You're trying to convince the kids to
1:04:26
want to take over the family's business. Daddy has a
1:04:30
real job too, and they're like, Dad, I actually just
1:04:33
want to be a doctor. I just want to float
1:04:37
in the sea and get my shit bit by a shark. Anyway,
1:04:41
what were you about to say though? So anyway I
1:04:42
wanted to pause it, has Bro? Mm yeah, that was it?
1:04:46
What sounds all I wanted to That sounds like the
1:04:49
extent of a meeting in Hollywood right now. Anyway, bring
1:04:52
me vetell, I give you has Bro No, here's the thing,
1:04:55
here's what we need. If we were to do a
1:04:57
Super Dark A twenty four sort of uh Ferbie horror,
1:05:02
who would you want to direct it and star Ferbie? Yeah,
1:05:07
they've done some good stuff with Ferbie and Likerb. I mean,
1:05:13
don't don't think Hasbro is not out here. Like we've
1:05:15
got the Transformers, Hasbro is the one, the one that
1:05:18
has succeeded the most the Transformers films, right, Dungeons and Dragons.
1:05:25
Who can forget Battleship. I think Furbie would. I would
1:05:28
just bring uh yeah, Ferbie is coming back like super Rebecca. God, sorry, Becca,
1:05:34
I was trying to say back. I think if it's
1:05:36
gonna be freaky, it has to have Tony Colette in it.
1:05:38
Tony Collette right now is my freak queen. So I
1:05:43
guess I don't know. If I just have Ariaster and
1:05:45
it's just hereditary, but with Furbi's starring um Tony Colette
1:05:52
and the Weekend, I think people yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
1:06:01
exactly right. Uh yeah, So I would like to posit
1:06:05
that and let's see who makes it. And I think
1:06:07
that if A twenty four did Hasbro's Furby, I think
1:06:11
it could be a real hit, sort of like they're
1:06:13
doing an A twenty four Barney. I think like making
1:06:15
it because famously Furby Creepy wouldn't leave you alone. I
1:06:19
had to keep putting it to sleep in my closet. Okay,
1:06:22
Like it's got an energy under it. Yeah, there's darkness there.
1:06:27
That's I don't fu with them things, and that's why
1:06:29
we need to have a creepy movie with it, sort
1:06:31
of like Adary. Yeah, well on such a pleasure? Have
1:06:38
you yet on the daily zychist as always? Where can
1:06:42
people find you? Follow you all that good stuff? Yeah,
1:06:45
I'm at a hosting on Twitter. I'm at selling host
1:06:48
nan Instagram where I sell myself to you. I have
1:06:51
a subsack selling hot dot subseac dot com, which I
1:06:54
am sort of in a weird writer's block situation where
1:06:57
I'm like not finding any joy in any thing. Maybe
1:07:00
I should ride about the sort of open hybrid Barbie
1:07:02
sort of orgasm. But here's the thing, it just feels
1:07:07
like it's already been done, you know, yeah, not like
1:07:10
this though, not like this, You've got yourself. We'll see
1:07:13
what I end up writing next. I've been writing a
1:07:15
sort of succession final thoughts piece for like two months.
1:07:18
It feels like and I just can't finish it because
1:07:21
I have so much I want to put in there.
1:07:22
But sometimes you have to say when when enough is enough? Yeah?
1:07:26
I know that people are still hungry for succession content.
1:07:28
I think that timing is perfect. Is there a work
1:07:30
immedia you've been enjoying the sides succession? Yeah? Yeah. So
1:07:37
first of all, any content with Adele is true incredible stuff.
1:07:42
Did you see the video of her on Twitter from
1:07:45
where your show? Yeah, Pop Crave posted it where she's
1:07:48
talking about people throwing stuff at artists and she says,
1:07:50
I fucking dare you. I dare you to throw something
1:07:53
at me and I'll fucking kill you, and then shoots
1:07:55
a fucking T shirt gun like it is unreal. Someone
1:08:00
um there we go, Okay, sorry, it's her, it's her
1:08:09
North London aspect. What's talking about? Have you seen the
1:08:12
people throwing shit on live on stage at live shows recently?
1:08:15
Have you seen that? Uh, she's the most likable Tottenham
1:08:34
fan and so aerum at aarum not a go tweeted.
1:08:37
I feel like Adele has the energy of a mob
1:08:39
family matriarch and it's true have you seen any of
1:08:43
her paparazzi picks where she's got her hands up at
1:08:45
the paparazzi's like a gun, like she's yelling at them,
1:08:47
like don't you be talking? Guy? Yeah, Like her energy
1:08:51
is I mean, you know she was, you know she's
1:08:54
she's out here, She is out here. And then the
1:08:57
other thing I discovered online is the guy who reviews
1:09:01
watches famous people are wearing to basically really let you
1:09:04
know how rich they are? Does he know how like
1:09:07
that Michael Rubin guy dropped his like white party like
1:09:11
trailer for his party, made that video teah, oh yeah,
1:09:18
so much NBA. I always say that so much NBA talent? Fairway.
1:09:24
I like, I'm actually famous for always saying like, yeah,
1:09:26
so much NBA talent. But um, yeah, there's this guy
1:09:29
on TikTok Chad dot Alexander who just goes through and
1:09:34
zooms and is on the watches and tells you how
1:09:36
much every watch cost. It's incredible. For most part, they're
1:09:39
all wearing like, you know, whatever, one hundred K to
1:09:41
like five hundred K, and then just like Jay Z
1:09:43
rolls in with like a seven million dollar watch. Ollion
1:09:47
dollars go watch the video. I don't know, I can't.
1:09:54
I literally every watch name was as if like brain bleached,
1:09:59
Like you'd be like, the is worth this much right now?
1:10:02
And I was just like, who is naming watches the
1:10:08
guy's name? I don't know what the fun Yeah, it'd
1:10:14
be like the Atom six ten, eighteen twelve. You're like
1:10:18
what anyway, I don't know. I've discovered that. I really
1:10:21
enjoyed it. Someone name mcbeardy at kitso dot more more
1:10:26
KISSI is the one who posted said this guy on
1:10:28
TikTok who discusses watches worn at these Now that's where
1:10:31
you get to see how money these celebrities are. And
1:10:33
I just thought that was very interesting, an interesting sort
1:10:36
of angle to look at sort of how rich people
1:10:39
present themselves and how they want to be seen, and
1:10:42
it's like through their watches. Fascinating. Yeah, yeah, Miles working
1:10:48
people find you is their work immedia. You've been enjoying, Uh,
1:10:51
find me on Twitter, Instagram at Miles A. Gray. Find
1:10:54
Jack and I on a basketball podcastles dot Boo boost
1:10:58
these also find me on four twenty day fiance was
1:11:02
if the Alexander and I have a new podcast coming out.
1:11:06
I've been working on with Kaleidoscope Media. It's a it's
1:11:09
a true crime. I'm not this is this sounds like bullshit.
1:11:11
It's a real shit. It's called The Good Thief that
1:11:14
I've been hosting, and it's about this figure in Greece
1:11:17
who's like the Greek robin Hood, where him and his
1:11:19
brother would be like robbing wealthy people, like titans of industry,
1:11:24
people who are like avoiding paying taxes to help the
1:11:27
people and would do a little old fashioned wealth redistribution. Uh.
1:11:31
And it's like a really great story, especially given the
1:11:33
era that we're in with just unfettered greed all around.
1:11:37
The trailer just dropped, so check it out, make sure
1:11:39
you subscribe to that. And it's coming out uh in
1:11:41
a week. So yeah, that is called The Good Thief.
1:11:44
And I appreciate your support on that. One tweet that
1:11:47
I like from at Sad Monsters Frank Lesser quote tweeted
1:11:51
at first it's a Benny Johnson tweet, just like conservative dude,
1:11:55
but it said legendary actor they're talking about Scott Bayo
1:11:58
announces he's leaving California after forty years. Quote it's become
1:12:02
a third world country. And then at sad monsters, quote
1:12:06
treating said Scott Bale is quote legendary in the sense
1:12:08
that his career died years ago and now he's a
1:12:11
cautionary tale you tell children so they behave. And now
1:12:15
that felt about right. Yeah, Wait, California is a third
1:12:18
world country, So what's a third world country? Now? Yeah,
1:12:21
I don't even know. Don't and don't don't, don't, don't follow,
1:12:27
don't try and follow that logic train. Also, did you
1:12:30
see the Jennifer Garner like that at that Michael Rubin party,
1:12:34
because Ben Affleck was there with his like eldest daughter.
1:12:36
I think, and it's this looks just like Jennifer, Like
1:12:39
those Garner jeans are strong as shit. I know. It's
1:12:42
really like God, another blow to ben Affleck not even
1:12:47
having strong enough come to like support his genes, Like,
1:12:52
what is happening Jennifer Garner is like I would just
1:12:55
leaves in two. I was looking for the daughter. I
1:12:58
truly thought that was they said, It's like, it's just
1:13:02
I don't know. There's something really sad again about ben
1:13:05
Affleck not even having sort of like strong enough DNA
1:13:08
to even like remotely like believing on the planet. Yeah,
1:13:14
I generally feel like that guy cannot win his online presence.
1:13:20
It's just like, yeah, God, man, that's your daughter that
1:13:27
looks like Jennifer Garner, only I don't like I'm involved,
1:13:32
and everyone's like, shut the fuck off, Hey, get away
1:13:35
from her. You yeah, leave that young lady alone. It's
1:13:38
a little girl. Man, You're sick. It's daughter. No, there
1:13:42
is no proof of that. We took a DNA test
1:13:45
and then DNA literally rejected. Jeez, how how is it
1:13:51
even possible? We don't know, but we now all believe
1:13:53
in Jesus. Isn't that crazy, wild, immaculate concept that baby
1:13:59
was born with a math conception? Because there's no way baby. Sorry,
1:14:02
then all right, tweet I've been enjoying Todd Spence at
1:14:08
Todd Underscore. Spence tweeted singer Michelle Phillips from The Moms
1:14:12
in Papa's reaction to seeing her acquaintance Harrison Ford in
1:14:15
a little movie that just opened called Star Wars, and
1:14:17
then it's a screencap or a photograph I guess of
1:14:21
the book. I didn't even know Harrison was an actor.
1:14:24
I remember getting dragged to Star Wars at ten am
1:14:26
on Saturday morning by my stepbrother who'd done some animation
1:14:29
for the movie. I was sitting there watching the screen
1:14:32
and all of a sudden, Harrison comes on and I
1:14:34
gasped and said, that's my pot dealer. Wow, Ford is cool.
1:14:41
Don't lose faction the loose sight of that fact. Yeah,
1:14:46
huge stoner. Yeah, one of the crash all the time.
1:14:51
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
1:14:53
You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist where
1:14:56
the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have his book fan
1:14:58
page and a website, daily z guys dot com. What
1:15:00
we posted our episodes on our footnotes we link off
1:15:03
to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
1:15:06
as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,
1:15:09
what's a song we think people might enjoy? So? I
1:15:12
just came across this group of Danish DJs and producers artists.
1:15:17
They're called the Boom Clap Bachelor's uh, and this is
1:15:21
like a track. I look, I don't know how to
1:15:23
speak Danish, so it looks like tighten flyber Okay, it's
1:15:28
t I d e N is the first word and
1:15:29
the second world is f l y v e R.
1:15:33
But it has like the like instrumental of like Don't
1:15:36
Kill My Vibe Kendrick Lamar underneath it, but they're singing
1:15:39
in Danish. It's kind of cool. Just check it out.
1:15:41
It's a very very great. There's no like drum, there's nothing,
1:15:44
there's no like beat drop or anything in it. It's
1:15:46
a nice, like sort of Ballady type piece to check.
1:15:49
I was expecting accordions based on that title, but it's
1:15:53
not a yeah, actually cool. Go go check it out.
1:15:56
The Daily Zey Guys is a production of iHeartRadio. For
1:15:59
more podcasts from the I heart Rate from iHeart Radio,
1:16:02
visit the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you
1:16:04
listen to your favorite shows. That is gonna do it
1:16:06
for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell you
1:16:09
what it is trending, and we'll talk to y'all then