Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two eighty three,
Speaker 1: Episode three of Dirt Dailies. Like Guys Production, Oh by
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Speaker 1: is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: america shared consciousness. And it is Wednesday, April twelfth, twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three. My day, My day. That's your National Only
Speaker 1: Child Day. Okay, there's like Sibling Day. I remember that
Speaker 1: came around and I just would look at an empty
Speaker 1: picture frame. No sibling, but it's only Child Day. National
Speaker 1: Colorado Day, you know what I mean, National real Cheese
Speaker 1: Sandwich Day, National Big Wind Day, came all the way
Speaker 1: from Colorado. He ready, this this here is called the
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Speaker 1: Billy real quick from Colorado. Also National Liquorice Day, and
Speaker 1: not I have a new Swedish friend who's gotten me
Speaker 1: into all sorts of different Like have you ever had
Speaker 1: salty licorice? No, it's really good, Like I mean it's
Speaker 1: not only salted friends. I've got a new Swedish friend. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm rubbing it in my face that you go off,
Speaker 1: you leave for two weeks. You're like, I've got this
Speaker 1: new Swedish friend's new pal. He's Swedish, he's exotic. He
Speaker 1: teaches me all sorts of cool stuff about licorice, salty licorice.
Speaker 1: Oh man, what hey ape not head? Well yeah, well,
Speaker 1: my name's Jack O'Brien aka Jack Kakwai Virtual anxiety. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm talking basement Jack's where's your head? Jack? Jacked punk,
Speaker 1: the jacking pumpkins, the white thighs or the jacking tours
Speaker 1: or the counting crow Bryants. Those are all courtesy of
Speaker 1: handoramic view on disque. Shout out hand and I'm thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined as always by my co host mister Miles. Hey,
Speaker 1: Miles Ray Aka, I'm being real loud, but I'm just
Speaker 1: making sound and please don't ask me what I'm singing.
Speaker 1: I think he's saying something about a bullet, a loaded
Speaker 1: guy Tom Flex rocking a mullet. Okay, shout out to
Speaker 1: catastrophe ric failure. You're that he went to the actual
Speaker 1: lyrics at the end there of the guy Tom Flex
Speaker 1: rocking a mullet. Yeah, that's the real words. Christy, Ya'm
Speaker 1: a Gucci man, I see you out there. Thank you
Speaker 1: for that one, because yeah again, every time he enters
Speaker 1: the arena. You think we're booing because we're actually yelling
Speaker 1: yeah him, No, it's his name, it's his name name exactly.
Speaker 1: That was like when the Dodgers when Raoul Monday played it,
Speaker 1: and I remember all the time, though you knew someone
Speaker 1: was a herb, when they're like, why are they booing?
Speaker 1: It's fucking raw. The just started doing hey hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah hey. So we are thrilled to be joined by
Speaker 1: a very funny comedian and writer, host the food podcast
Speaker 1: Yelling About Potte and host of the live pop up
Speaker 1: comedy food wine show A Mouse Bush. Please welcome back
Speaker 1: to this show. It's Carl. Oh my god, happy to
Speaker 1: be here. And I'd be remiss if I didn't say
Speaker 1: that I have had salty liquorice and it's delicious. Isn't
Speaker 1: it good? Your sweetest friend is right? Wait, what is
Speaker 1: salty liquorice? Your bush is amused when you have that
Speaker 1: s it's like the it's like the savory version of
Speaker 1: liquorice pretty much. So it tastes like meat. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: tastes like a nice steak. You see cheddar and onion.
Speaker 1: The one that I had had with salty one side,
Speaker 1: sweet on the other. Yeah, they'll have a liquorice steak
Speaker 1: and sweeten you cut it with a forking knife. Say yeah,
Speaker 1: I recently had a Suvite salty liquorice patty, fantastic bet.
Speaker 1: It was great. Yeah, Carl, tell me about a moose
Speaker 1: bush because before you're talking, You're like, I'm combining comedy,
Speaker 1: food and wine, and I'm like, like dinner theater. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean kind of. Actually, yeah, a lot like that.
Speaker 1: It's a top up food and wine party that we
Speaker 1: do at a Melody Wine Bar and virgil Villas Natural
Speaker 1: Wine Bar, and uh, basically we have two different guest
Speaker 1: chefs every show. We have different wines on special. Sometimes
Speaker 1: we have a winemaker there and then uh, your your
Speaker 1: ticket gets you the food, you buy wine from the bar.
Speaker 1: Everybody gets drunk, and then we have like a you know,
Speaker 1: a tight comedy show, tightest show in talent. It's an
Speaker 1: hour long three comedians. You know you see these La
Speaker 1: comedies shows, the Book and nine ten people. Nobody needs
Speaker 1: that much comedy in my life. Comedy yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: No one needs, uh I say, no one needs over
Speaker 1: ninety minutes of any content. Really, movies, comedy, like definitely
Speaker 1: not stand up comedy. So yeah, we do a tight
Speaker 1: one hour show to exactly. Then we have a DJ
Speaker 1: we dance, we do the perne, which, if you don't know,
Speaker 1: is a Spanish class drinking instrument where you pour wine
Speaker 1: into your mouth from a great height like that thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that features prominently into the entire show. So
Speaker 1: what do people like just bib up or whatever before
Speaker 1: they go best? You got a raw dogged baby. That's
Speaker 1: what it's all about. The red wine splattering everywhere. We
Speaker 1: don't use red if you're not actively if you're not
Speaker 1: actively a Spaniard, I do not encourage peroning red wine.
Speaker 1: You have to. That's high levels of You start with
Speaker 1: white as someone who likes to, you know, sometimes have
Speaker 1: a baja blast and I am willing to appropriate Spanish culture.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm ready for the just the rialha
Speaker 1: down my gullet. Yeah, I would say perona baha blast
Speaker 1: and see how that goes, and then you know they
Speaker 1: move from there. Yeah yeah, start that shot before. So
Speaker 1: that's I think I've shotgun them with miles of my house.
Speaker 1: Didn't shot? I think I watched you do it, and
Speaker 1: then I looked at her majesty, and she's like she's like,
Speaker 1: she gave you a shake of the head down. The
Speaker 1: divorce lawyer his send, I recently had a flaming hot
Speaker 1: mountain dew. Actually yeah, and you know what, it wasn't
Speaker 1: disgusting like I thought it was gonna be. Was not
Speaker 1: hot at all, which was my right. I was like,
Speaker 1: this should be a little bit spicy. I know it
Speaker 1: has may whisper, the hint of like the spiciness of
Speaker 1: ginger beer. I wanted to to scald my escophagus with
Speaker 1: chemical burns. But right, right, yeah, well look, they can't
Speaker 1: really do. Like did you hear about like how people
Speaker 1: who are eating Chipotle now they're like the hot sauce
Speaker 1: is way too hot. Now it got way hot, and
Speaker 1: like people are fucking freaking out. We're also soft, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, but it turns out there like Chipotle,
Speaker 1: it was like, I mean, we get it from the
Speaker 1: same place as all the time, but then they suspect
Speaker 1: it was a batch of like these chilies that they
Speaker 1: got from India that maybe slightly hotter, and like, I forget,
Speaker 1: we're a super producer. Victor sent me the article because
Speaker 1: I love hearing about people who are like too spicy,
Speaker 1: too spicy, and they're like it was just a little
Speaker 1: couple skull vills above normal, right, whatever, Pepper's gonna be wildly.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a spectrum. Sometimes you got alipano, You're like,
Speaker 1: this is my old Sometimes you got a halpanio that
Speaker 1: fucks your day up. Oh yeah, or even like a
Speaker 1: shshido pepper. You you yeah, they will fucking they will
Speaker 1: jump you in an alley. You didn't expect it. You
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be a nice little appetizer. It
Speaker 1: guess what, motherfucker, this is a spicy one. All right, Carl,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
Speaker 1: couple of things we're talking about. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: Ted Cruise's prescription for fixing the school shooting problem in America.
Speaker 1: Treat schools like banks. He said that a week ago,
Speaker 1: and then there was a mass shooting in a bank.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that in some new guns statistics. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about this. Harvard alum McKenzie alum, who
Speaker 1: is openly advocating for bringing back public lynchings in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: but like doesn't seem to know that that's what she's
Speaker 1: I don't know it. Shell Tandler on Twitter, go check
Speaker 1: her out. We'll talk about her. We'll talk about how
Speaker 1: the right is celebrating Super Mario for its anti wokeness
Speaker 1: h and also blasting super Mario for its wokeness some
Speaker 1: same film. Um, we'll talk about the Bodyguard musical causing
Speaker 1: people to to sing along like, Wow, the show is happening.
Speaker 1: Did you see that clip of the Reason Can't Stop?
Speaker 1: And it like turned into a riot? You thought these
Speaker 1: women were like like advocating for gun control. The way
Speaker 1: they were fucking ripped out of their seats and like
Speaker 1: taken out of the theater, it was something else. And
Speaker 1: then we have some good news you. We don't always
Speaker 1: just give outright good news here, but um, you can
Speaker 1: now order Domino's Pizza Wild Driving. Finally, thank you you can.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the promotional video? No, we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to though before we talk about it. It's it's a
Speaker 1: blast all that plenty more. But first, Carl, we do
Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history? You know I've been doing a lot of
Speaker 1: googling about like how hard it is actually to like
Speaker 1: move into the woods, like off the grid, you know,
Speaker 1: like what's actually involved in that? Because I think about that,
Speaker 1: I feel like more and more of these days, with
Speaker 1: increasing frequency, I'm like I should just like move into
Speaker 1: the woods and just like never come back. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think logistically it's kind of tough. It's like you're
Speaker 1: gonna need a goat, You're gonna need some chicken. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like you're gonna need assive perimeter of some kind. Is
Speaker 1: that what they tell you? Well, you didn't. You need
Speaker 1: to raise your own food if you're off the grid.
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm gonna eggs. Yeah, you can't be
Speaker 1: You can't be doing car ordering of dominoes once you're
Speaker 1: off the grid. Yeah, car play won't work in your
Speaker 1: car you're off the grid. Yeah. And then you got
Speaker 1: you probably have to form like a defensive perimeter of
Speaker 1: some kind because they'll be raiders. This is someone, dude.
Speaker 1: I just watched the third episode of Last of Us,
Speaker 1: and this is exactly what Nick Offerman's character was going through,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I've always been like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: wonder what it would be like in watching him go
Speaker 1: through it, like trying to do this shit solo. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's way too much work, bro, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do animal husbandry and shit fucking I haven't
Speaker 1: done that show, but I that appeals to me, And
Speaker 1: you're right, I think the actual reality of it, You're like,
Speaker 1: damn a lot of manual labor. You could watch that
Speaker 1: episode actually in a vacuum because it's kind of like
Speaker 1: just sort of specifically to this character within the show,
Speaker 1: and it's just like all about this dude who's like
Speaker 1: surviving the zombie apocalypse, who's like he's like a prepper,
Speaker 1: and he's like, now's my time, and you're like it
Speaker 1: looks I'm like, wow, you've got it all, but it
Speaker 1: looks incredibly lonely. Yeah. Yeah, he probably had to act
Speaker 1: so hard to make it look difficult for him, all right, right,
Speaker 1: because yeah, he would be a breeze for him in
Speaker 1: real life. Oh yeah, He's like, I could make all
Speaker 1: of this out of wood, right, complex machines, out most
Speaker 1: of the wooden tools I need. I made them in
Speaker 1: my shop. I can actually do it without any nails.
Speaker 1: I'm an expert in Japanese joinery. He was in the
Speaker 1: studio the other day was yeah, have you heard his
Speaker 1: real have you heard his real laugh? Ye? It's the
Speaker 1: best bet shit ever. It's like when you when it happens,
Speaker 1: it's such a treat. I remember interviewing him once and
Speaker 1: he laughed for real and I was like, I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: that's great, like like like he laughs like that like goofy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like it's so differently because he'll be like yeah, And
Speaker 1: I remember meeting a fan who got a you know,
Speaker 1: Ron Swanson tattoo with me making a pizza. Like he's
Speaker 1: a good heart. Oh yeah, totally totally, but it's just
Speaker 1: a funny one. Outwardly, everyone just thinks of him as
Speaker 1: being this such like superly stoic guy when he's like
Speaker 1: a theater kid who loves carpentry and laughing. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's I went and saw when I was I think
Speaker 1: it was like late teen, early twenties, I guess I
Speaker 1: went to the Craig Kilborne show. He was having Clint
Speaker 1: Eastwood on his show, and like he had this thing
Speaker 1: throughout the early years of the Craig Kilborn Show where
Speaker 1: like Clint Eastwood was this like masculinity, like badass, like
Speaker 1: Icon and he like had him on and interviewed him,
Speaker 1: and Clint Eastwood was just like, yeah, I'm like into
Speaker 1: jazz and stuff, really like jazz and playing instruments, and
Speaker 1: it was just like Craig Kilborne was so disappointed. It
Speaker 1: was great. Oh there's somebody made a montage of him giggling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not Clint Eastwood, He's never giggled. Yeah, Okay, that was
Speaker 1: a goolahn amazing what a charmer? Yeah? What is What's
Speaker 1: something you think is overrated? Oh? Man? You know I've
Speaker 1: been seeing them a lot in the news and maybe
Speaker 1: more so recently, the robot dogs. M Like, I just
Speaker 1: think making robots in general is overrated, and like why
Speaker 1: do who is supporting the robot dogs? Like, I know
Speaker 1: people like them, Like why are we doing? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: every time I pay this, I'm like, this is a
Speaker 1: terrible idea. Well yeah, you a tilitarian. The family that
Speaker 1: made that, and we'll be billionaires for five generations going forward.
Speaker 1: I think are the the I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: designing robots that will eventually kill us very overrated. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we're putting resources towards this. I
Speaker 1: mean I do know why. But you know what's so funny.
Speaker 1: I feel like within two months, those like those fucking
Speaker 1: like Boston Dynamics robots have gone on the fucking trash
Speaker 1: because of what AI's been doing, where we're like, yeah, youah,
Speaker 1: shut up your fucking weird robots something script. Yeah, why Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy's writing this, This fucking AI is writing a
Speaker 1: Spentura four as a speck And it's fucking really good.
Speaker 1: And it's good. It's actually better too. It nails it
Speaker 1: without the transphobia of the first one. Yeah. I like
Speaker 1: that they skipped a Spentura three. Yeah, the AI knew
Speaker 1: that that wasn't necessary. You know, it's so weird. You
Speaker 1: know the reason I even said for is because I
Speaker 1: know somebody whose partner was like, was writing a spent
Speaker 1: Tura three? Is this as a spec? And I remember
Speaker 1: it's like this thing where alays be like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: such a bummer, dude, Like I don't want to tell
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't know, there might be a better
Speaker 1: way to get your foot in the doors a writer
Speaker 1: than writing a Spindura three on spec. But hey, you know,
Speaker 1: part of me wants to see it. But you know
Speaker 1: how like jaded people are in this industry too, Like
Speaker 1: you hear an idea and you're like, ah, the era
Speaker 1: of writing a really funny spec script to get in
Speaker 1: is like that was like twelve years ago. But what
Speaker 1: the Seinfeld nine to eleven specs that guy got? You
Speaker 1: know Alex Sulkin right right Lea sulk who's now what
Speaker 1: like a family guy writer? Yeah, yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: worked for him. Yeah, he's developing a bunch of robotic there.
Speaker 1: It is acepen to reverse the robot dogs. Yeah, oh shit,
Speaker 1: the protected the pets are being replaced with robot It
Speaker 1: is perfect. There, it is. What is something you think
Speaker 1: is underrated? Something that I did recently, for the first
Speaker 1: time maybe ever in my adult life. I did not
Speaker 1: look at my phone for an entire day. I didn't
Speaker 1: even have it on for an entire day. Wow, I
Speaker 1: feel like it's been I don't know if I've ever
Speaker 1: actually done that completely, like fully committed to it. I
Speaker 1: was backpacking in Joshua Tree and it was really more
Speaker 1: like a day and a half actually, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna turn off my phone and just fucking
Speaker 1: rock with the natural world. Baby. There you go, and
Speaker 1: uh you know what. It felt pretty good. It felt
Speaker 1: pretty good. I'm no anxiety, you know, there was a
Speaker 1: little bit of it, but I don't know. It was
Speaker 1: actually really relaxing. I don't know, like oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: like everyone, I'm always looking at my phone. It's always
Speaker 1: on me, it's always in my hand. I think just
Speaker 1: like not having that weight, that psychic weight was It
Speaker 1: was refreshing. But of course I immediately was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I gotta get on Instagram. And so would you do
Speaker 1: like make eye contact with the people you were like
Speaker 1: walking around with. I was by myself, so I was
Speaker 1: on kind of like a solo like spirit quest in
Speaker 1: the middle of de Yeah, did you take pictures of
Speaker 1: everything you saw to prove that you were there? It's funny.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that, and every time I saw something cool,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I should turn on my phone
Speaker 1: take a picture of that. And I was like, calm down,
Speaker 1: calm down, you got this, easy, easy, easy. You don't
Speaker 1: need to photograph everything. Look at it with your mind
Speaker 1: and remember it with your brain. Be present and look
Speaker 1: at it exactly. I was trying. I was trying. I
Speaker 1: was trying hard, and you know, it was it was
Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, oh man, I there's something like to
Speaker 1: what you're getting at is like when you're able to
Speaker 1: replace the feeling of like, you know, when you have
Speaker 1: your phone, it's sort of there to be like, oh well,
Speaker 1: if I fucking need to think about something, to do something,
Speaker 1: I can always look at this. But when you can
Speaker 1: replace that with like you know, being in nature or
Speaker 1: like building someone or doing whatever, like playing music, that's
Speaker 1: really like when you're like, oh, yeah, this is this
Speaker 1: is living when you realize you don't when you feel
Speaker 1: like I don't need to reach for that phone. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: I think I remember about it. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's because of COVID or how how time has warped
Speaker 1: because of COVID. I just feel like my memory in
Speaker 1: recent years it's just like terrible, Like yeah, my brain,
Speaker 1: I can't remember anything before COVID. Like someone's like, I
Speaker 1: remember like this twenty eighteen. I'm like, no, absolutely, not
Speaker 1: talking about anything before COVID. Anything during COVID. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is all missed. I still conflate the summer of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty and twenty twenty one. Oh yeah, I have
Speaker 1: the hardest time differentiating between the two. Like and I'm
Speaker 1: always like wait, oh no, right, right, right, I have
Speaker 1: a vaccine that summer, right, And I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I just put my brain into like cryo
Speaker 1: freeze or something. It was a lost year. We were
Speaker 1: like the lost generation World War one style. It's just
Speaker 1: like what happened? What even happened? What even happened? Man?
Speaker 1: And World War One was the time that there was
Speaker 1: a similar pandemic that shut everything down A long hundred
Speaker 1: years later. Fun tradition, the fun little tradition. We have
Speaker 1: tradition like any other global pandemic that lacks you out
Speaker 1: for two years of your life. I have been noticing
Speaker 1: talking about the robot dog and getting technology out of
Speaker 1: our lives. It seems like things are coming to a
Speaker 1: head in the public consciousness with regards to AI and
Speaker 1: just like freaking out about it. Like I've noticed, you know,
Speaker 1: in the mainstream like Drudge for the past couple days,
Speaker 1: the four like main headlines that are in red are
Speaker 1: all about like everyone's freaking out about AI, Like industry
Speaker 1: leaders are pulling the plug on AI, Like do we
Speaker 1: have a good reason for that? Do we think that it?
Speaker 1: Like for the people, the current power structure is just
Speaker 1: like too destabilizing, is it? Because Acepentura for Pet Detective
Speaker 1: Verse Prime Directive was so good. Yeah, Hollywood writers know
Speaker 1: that they're shit out of luck. They're like pull the plug.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, writer strike is coming up. Yeah yeah, They're
Speaker 1: like like this won't stand. Yeah. Uh Now, I mean
Speaker 1: I think the one thing that like I got my
Speaker 1: attention was when a lot of the like leaders in
Speaker 1: AI like in the development of it that like pioneered
Speaker 1: a lot of the stuff where like, yeah, you may
Speaker 1: want to just we need we need to think about
Speaker 1: how quickly this is developing before it has like general
Speaker 1: intelligence and is able to teach itself like a human does.
Speaker 1: And then you know, then they're like, think of just
Speaker 1: how much better bought based propaganda is going to be,
Speaker 1: and like it's like for purposes of like political messaging
Speaker 1: or these other things that we're still not sure like
Speaker 1: what it's going to do. That's what I'm oh, I
Speaker 1: can see that, but right now I'm just like what
Speaker 1: the fuck, Like it's passing this like it diagnosed a
Speaker 1: one one hundred thousand medical condition. And then they're like
Speaker 1: there's doctors being like it is pretty good at that.
Speaker 1: It's just uh it's also kind of dumb too, but
Speaker 1: it's just sort of I think remarkable, like the amount
Speaker 1: of intelligence that's gonna just sort of bed readily available
Speaker 1: to people. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: that's why I'm like, I'm willing to be like, what's
Speaker 1: how what's it gonna do? Because I can I see
Speaker 1: that it can do a lot, But when will it
Speaker 1: be sort of like applied in that way? We're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is absolutely fucked up. Has there ever been in
Speaker 1: the history of humanity a technological innovation where they were
Speaker 1: just like, that's progress, but that's too much progress, and
Speaker 1: we're just gonna like hold off for now. Like during
Speaker 1: World War Two, like they blamed a lot of the
Speaker 1: rise of fascism on the innovation of the loudspeaker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like the guy who invented the loudspeaker like blamed himself
Speaker 1: for the rise of Hitler. He was just so loud
Speaker 1: you couldn't about and he couldn't stop all kinds of
Speaker 1: crazy points, but you couldn't shut it out. Like I'm
Speaker 1: just wondering, is like is there anything to be done
Speaker 1: other than just like work really hard to figure out
Speaker 1: how to use the AI to counter the propaganda that's
Speaker 1: being general well more than that too, right, it's like
Speaker 1: how much of it is done that It's we're actually
Speaker 1: looking at a future where if we're gonna get this
Speaker 1: kind of massive efficiency at this scale, like then what
Speaker 1: does that say about human labor? And what are we
Speaker 1: pivoting too? Because you can already see people beginning to
Speaker 1: use it more and more. It's not quite getting to
Speaker 1: the levels or like whole departments are being replaced, but
Speaker 1: we see how capitalism works, like if they're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I can slash budgets because I know three people that
Speaker 1: knows how you used chat GPT really well, that's where
Speaker 1: I'm like, are we actually figuring out where this is headed?
Speaker 1: And superproducer Brian is now just saying he's like, what
Speaker 1: if if the AI is not aligned with human needs
Speaker 1: to begin with, That's where a lot of problems can
Speaker 1: begin to show themselves because it's you know, it's it's
Speaker 1: going to be able to like learn things like a
Speaker 1: human does. I think the scariest ramifications are gonna be
Speaker 1: like in the world of these deep fakes, and like
Speaker 1: you're kind of already seeing it. It's like once deep
Speaker 1: fakes become you know, indistinguishable from reality, which is the
Speaker 1: naked I mean where you like a post reality, post
Speaker 1: truth world anyway, But like once deep fakes or to
Speaker 1: the point where you can't really discern if it's you know,
Speaker 1: generated or not, then it's like there's gonna be total
Speaker 1: chaos at some point. Yeah. Maybe the first thing will
Speaker 1: be like an AI version of like The War of
Speaker 1: the World's radio play. Yeah, someone will release something to
Speaker 1: the Internet that you know, looks real and there's no
Speaker 1: way to tell it's not real, and think a long
Speaker 1: time or like a few days will pass before enough people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not fucking roll my god, or political blackmail. You know,
Speaker 1: there's lots of fun stuff you could use it for.
Speaker 1: I was shocked that Trump didn't move quick enough to
Speaker 1: just claim the access Hollywood take is ye know what
Speaker 1: that is a point? Yeah I heard it though, was
Speaker 1: He's gonna claim this is a deep fag Anyways, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about gun control, and we're back. So, in response to
Speaker 1: the recent Nashville school shooting, which was the big shooting
Speaker 1: before the Louisville school shooting, Tag Cruise reintroduced his Securing
Speaker 1: Our Schools Act, which we'll call for cops in schools,
Speaker 1: which I'm assuming would be less fun than when Arnold
Speaker 1: Schwarzenegger did it in the early nineties. Kindergarten cop. We
Speaker 1: can only hope, we can only hope that's what it's like.
Speaker 1: So that's best we've seen best case scenario. And imagine
Speaker 1: him like an LA public school Kimball, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: when we're having a head asked but Ted Cruise. The
Speaker 1: plan is basically to fix mass shootings not with gun
Speaker 1: control laws, but with more guns and police. And he
Speaker 1: used banks as an example of how we should be
Speaker 1: treating kids, because what kid wouldn't want to go learn
Speaker 1: to read and write in a bank vault like environment.
Speaker 1: So obviously, since the next big mass shooting was in
Speaker 1: a bank, everyone is publicly mocking Ted Cruise because just
Speaker 1: literally ten days after, he was like, we just need
Speaker 1: to be more like banks, everyone. But this is all
Speaker 1: coming out at the same time as a report from
Speaker 1: Hugh and the CDC that says the gun death among
Speaker 1: US kids increased fifty percent between twenty nineteen and twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one. This is like massive, like it's shot up.
Speaker 1: And this is at a time when gun owner ship
Speaker 1: and just the amount of guns in US homes shot up.
Speaker 1: So gun deaths of all sorts are rising. Guns suicides
Speaker 1: are way up because gun ownership is way up. And
Speaker 1: you know, as I've talked about numbers of times like
Speaker 1: guns cause suicides, like there's a one to one correlation between,
Speaker 1: like you're more likely to have a suicide in your
Speaker 1: house if you have a gun in your house. Like
Speaker 1: this goes back to other like the British cold gas study,
Speaker 1: which I'm mocked for bringing up all the time, means reduction,
Speaker 1: means reduction exactly, and just taking the opportunity, Like suicides
Speaker 1: oftentimes are crimes of passion and crimes of opportunity committed
Speaker 1: against oneself. But it's also you know, there's also plenty
Speaker 1: of evidence that that's true of homicides that like, you know,
Speaker 1: the homicides that we see in TV shows that are
Speaker 1: carefully plotted out the exception and usually it's somebody having
Speaker 1: the worst day of their life and having access to
Speaker 1: a gun. There's also a bunch of like really troubling
Speaker 1: data that they are able to point at but not
Speaker 1: actually report about gun injuries from emergency rooms because the
Speaker 1: gun industry and gun lobbies have made it him pot
Speaker 1: Like they only have this data going back to like
Speaker 1: the late nineties because the gun industry has been making
Speaker 1: it almost impossible for them to collect data on gun
Speaker 1: injuries and gun deaths, you know, because they have massive
Speaker 1: amounts of money and that's what makes things happen, as
Speaker 1: whoever has the most money, and the gun industry has
Speaker 1: way more money than the CDC. So we're working with
Speaker 1: limited data sets still, but it's pretty clear cut gun
Speaker 1: ownership causes gun death. It's really that simple. Gun ownership
Speaker 1: went up because the gun industry is constantly marketing itself
Speaker 1: to people and you know, making shitloads of money off
Speaker 1: of selling guns to people. It's the Homer Simpson beer
Speaker 1: quote guns the cause of and solution to all of
Speaker 1: life's problems. And that's just kind of the loop we're in.
Speaker 1: And there's also another poll or like study that came
Speaker 1: out from the Kaiser Foundation that just talking about like
Speaker 1: the effect on people that all this gun violence has had.
Speaker 1: Like they talk about how one in five say they
Speaker 1: have personally been threatened with a gun. Okay, like just
Speaker 1: one in five, right, one third of black adults and
Speaker 1: Hispanic adults, around thirty three percent say they worry either
Speaker 1: every day or almost every other day or almost every
Speaker 1: day about themselves or someone they love being a victim
Speaker 1: of gun violence, compared to one in ten and white
Speaker 1: adults because the other thing is too. This also disproportionately
Speaker 1: affects communities of color, especially Black people, and one in
Speaker 1: five Black adults and Hispanic adults feel like gun related crimes, deaths,
Speaker 1: and injuries are a quote constant threat to their local community,
Speaker 1: which and that is only around eight percent with white adults. Then,
Speaker 1: when you talk about like the effects it has on
Speaker 1: people's behaviors, right, eighty four percent of view of US
Speaker 1: adults say they have taken at least one precaution to
Speaker 1: protect themselves or their families from the possibility of gun violence,
Speaker 1: including talking to their kids or family about gun safety
Speaker 1: or purchasing a weapon other than a gun. About a
Speaker 1: third thirty five percent of people said they've avoided large
Speaker 1: crowds such as music festivals or crowded bars and clubs
Speaker 1: to protect themselves or their families from the possibility of
Speaker 1: gun violence. Three and ten have purchased a gun to
Speaker 1: protect themselves or their family from the possibility of gun violence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is the one part of this that people can
Speaker 1: make money off of. And in America, that's the one
Speaker 1: thing that gets emphasized and raised the surface and you know,
Speaker 1: put on steroids. Is whatever, the thing that money money
Speaker 1: can be made off of. And the purchase of guns
Speaker 1: as the solution to fear of guns. It seems to
Speaker 1: be the only option that people know of, that they're
Speaker 1: aware of. That really seems because everything else you're just
Speaker 1: told like, well, you can't take guns away from people
Speaker 1: because everybody will just flip out. But other countries, it's
Speaker 1: worked in other countries before. There's no reason like it.
Speaker 1: It's going to take years and probably like massive changes,
Speaker 1: but it's it's happened before, and I don't see why.
Speaker 1: I know people who like grew up in the Midwest
Speaker 1: and the South, they're like, yeah, nice, like that, that's
Speaker 1: just you being ignorant. But I think everybody thought that
Speaker 1: in those other countries, and then you know, there was
Speaker 1: an event that was bad enough to change people's opinion.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well, based on how we problem solve in
Speaker 1: this country. Once these stats are like ninety nine percent
Speaker 1: of people have been threatened with a gun. Maybe then
Speaker 1: something will happen because right now, especially when you look
Speaker 1: at the disparity between the threats of gun violence between
Speaker 1: certain populations, and you know, if that only eight percent
Speaker 1: are affected, but they're controlling, you know, eighty five percent
Speaker 1: of the policy decision. Yeah, you understand why that, Like,
Speaker 1: there's just a complete disconnect from what the actual you know,
Speaker 1: threats to our safety are and their willingness to do it,
Speaker 1: because yeah, it's such it's so fucking cowardly to not
Speaker 1: even attempt to do something about it and just use
Speaker 1: the argument like, well, what are you gonna do? You know,
Speaker 1: I guess treated like a bank. Yeah, more guns, I
Speaker 1: think is the everything that we just talked about. I
Speaker 1: think the answer is more guns or a RoboCop type scenario.
Speaker 1: I don't know, ask chat GPT what it thinks. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: get get the AI in here. I'm a huge John
Speaker 1: Wick fan, but I have to take this opportunity to
Speaker 1: say that movies like the John Wick franchise they make
Speaker 1: guns look a little too cool. Yeah, gun food. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean, I got a new term for it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like how they're like, but here's a thing, man,
Speaker 1: we don't use like blanks like on our sets. We
Speaker 1: don't even have to do that. I think is like
Speaker 1: the way they're they're They're like, we're a little bit
Speaker 1: more forward thinking for a film that is a ton
Speaker 1: of gun playing it right, put those in a post,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? All Right? And we have
Speaker 1: this Harvard McKenzie alum in San Francisco, who I think
Speaker 1: is part of another trend we're seeing, which is, oh yeah, wealthy,
Speaker 1: seemingly well intentioned upper class people showing their true colors
Speaker 1: and being insulated enough to be like what what I'm
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the clan was onto something. I didn't
Speaker 1: use the words clan, But come on, why am I
Speaker 1: being what? Now I'm being lynched just because I said
Speaker 1: we should bring back lynchings. So yeah, this week's winner
Speaker 1: is Michelle Tandler, which sounds like a bizarro version of
Speaker 1: Michelle Tanner, like in Full House, if she grew up
Speaker 1: in another dimension and became this person, but she's currently
Speaker 1: living in Hell aka San Francisco in her mind, and
Speaker 1: she decided that Easter Sunday would be a great opportunity
Speaker 1: for her to go into full clan mode. She tweeted
Speaker 1: this our society seems to have become seriously complacent. One
Speaker 1: hundred years ago, in San Francisco, people were publicly hung
Speaker 1: for their crimes, often by vigilante groups that wanted to
Speaker 1: send a message. The hangings worked. Crime would plummet after
Speaker 1: a few of them, often for many months at a time.
Speaker 1: A few questions on my mind this morning. What changed
Speaker 1: that the men of San Francisco went from creating vigilante
Speaker 1: groups to being afraid to even tweet about crime? And
Speaker 1: what would happen if a few meth dealers were publicly hung. Well,
Speaker 1: that's an interesting idea, Michelle Handler. Hangings work. The hangings work.
Speaker 1: Say what you will, Say what you will? They work.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm going off of just very anecdotal
Speaker 1: evidence because I'm reading the book Barbary Coast about the
Speaker 1: fucking gold Rush era in San Francisco, and I'm leaving
Speaker 1: out the context that these vigilante groups. Again we hate adjectives,
Speaker 1: don't we, or we hate to be specific. You're talking
Speaker 1: about the Ku Klux Klan, and they rise to prominence
Speaker 1: in the Bay Area during this time and this is
Speaker 1: like in the beginning of the century, and so she
Speaker 1: like wanted to clear the fuck record, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I only brought it up because I read a book
Speaker 1: about stuff like lynchings and things and it worked in there,
Speaker 1: so I thought maybe it would be applicable here. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's what the fuck? Sorry? And again you're still not convinced,
Speaker 1: because this is the wild thing. She kept doubling down,
Speaker 1: especially when other people were like, this is like, this
Speaker 1: is a disgusting take. Also like what are you even saying?
Speaker 1: Like and pointing out all the like the logical fallacies
Speaker 1: and what she's talking about. She goes down and say, quote,
Speaker 1: imagine this scenario. It's twelve thirty am and your dog
Speaker 1: woke you up because it needs to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: You walk outside and sleepily shuffle down the street and
Speaker 1: your slippers. Suddenly you spot a man half naked with
Speaker 1: a comfort or draped over him stumbling out of the
Speaker 1: park toward you. What do you do? People's answer to
Speaker 1: that is going, what do I do? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think my first lives. There needs
Speaker 1: to be more public housing and programs for people that
Speaker 1: didn't go to Harvard. Yeah, you know, yeah, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: bring back public executetions for Harvard and mckinski alarms. Yes,
Speaker 1: you see that motherfucker like Republican donor who they just
Speaker 1: renamed Harvard like school of Science after this motherfucker. Evil guys.
Speaker 1: That's like a top activity. They're all named after evil guys.
Speaker 1: It's just we have to keep doing it. It It would
Speaker 1: be weird if we use the good guy. And but
Speaker 1: that was like so wild, right, is like she assumes
Speaker 1: most people's first thought would be that, oh, yeah, this
Speaker 1: destitute person needs to get murk. Yeah, yeah, like or
Speaker 1: what or I don't know what? I don't that that's
Speaker 1: the example that she what's the proposy? Like what what?
Speaker 1: What conclusion are we supposed to go? Like what do
Speaker 1: I do? I don't know. I mean like if you're fearful,
Speaker 1: then go back inside or something. But your local vigilante
Speaker 1: leader he'll deal with it. Call your local grand wizard
Speaker 1: and he'll wizard him away with his KKK powers, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Oh, or called lynching. So I
Speaker 1: don't know, like so like she again, she goes on
Speaker 1: and on. She then she went it's like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize my tweet would get such a great
Speaker 1: such a stir check out my podcast. Yeah, no, guess
Speaker 1: what that's like. Her company is like some kind of
Speaker 1: like leadership at audio something, or rather it is. But yeah,
Speaker 1: she kept bringing up the hard left, and I guess
Speaker 1: she didn't realize that she was basically reading from the
Speaker 1: same script as other violent racists have in the past
Speaker 1: about like a call to arms. She'd be like, I mean,
Speaker 1: how long are we going to let these freed black
Speaker 1: people just run amuck in our town? And then you
Speaker 1: get blinch mobs and shit, someone's got to do something right.
Speaker 1: And it's like it's just again, we've got another fed
Speaker 1: up person that thinks like the difficult discussion because she
Speaker 1: brings up She's like, people just don't want they'd rather
Speaker 1: virtual signal than have this difficult discussion. Like, so this
Speaker 1: difficult discussion in trying to solve a drug epidemic and
Speaker 1: the unhoused crisis, m is like about determining whether or
Speaker 1: not they have the right to live. Right, this is
Speaker 1: the McKenzie mindset. This is what they're changing one hundred.
Speaker 1: Distill it down to a spreadsheet and figure out like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at data lynch mobs worked in the past.
Speaker 1: Maybe that I'm looking at some graphs here and uh
Speaker 1: and I'm like yeah, and you're merely just pointing out
Speaker 1: a sequence of events. You're not necessarily being like, Yep,
Speaker 1: that's causation, and it's all there, we got it all.
Speaker 1: And again it's like with the way these people think,
Speaker 1: we see it across the board when it comes to
Speaker 1: like these kinds of issues that are about, you know,
Speaker 1: having some empathy and also recognizing that maybe you have
Speaker 1: resources that could be shared better if if you're like
Speaker 1: hyper wealthy. And I don't know how wealthy this person is,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like she's speaking for like the wanna
Speaker 1: be billionaire millionaire set around her, Like it's just such
Speaker 1: a zero sum game that like the thought of progressive
Speaker 1: taxes is so scary that the alternative is to debate
Speaker 1: not whether or not they should be giving more, but
Speaker 1: whether or not these are humans. They're like, fuck that,
Speaker 1: let's debate whether or not they should deserve to live.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to talk about taxes, moving to figure
Speaker 1: out if they're people. First of Yeah, Mackenzie, it's good group,
Speaker 1: good good company, turning out top minds hitting you with
Speaker 1: the lynch mob takes like come fuck, on. But here
Speaker 1: we are. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back. And so the new
Speaker 1: Super Mario Brothers bafo bo as we mentioned trending episode
Speaker 1: a couple days ago, and people are up in arms
Speaker 1: because it's anti woke oh or no. So so they're
Speaker 1: celebrating because they like. Charlie Kirk says Mario Brothers just
Speaker 1: grows three hundred and seventy seven million dollars, a new
Speaker 1: record for animated features, despite John leg Wislamo boycotting the
Speaker 1: film because it messed up the inclusion casting two white men. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's a good Charlie Kirk voice. He does sound like
Speaker 1: that Nintendo refused to let Mario Brothers go woke. I've
Speaker 1: never heard him speak actually just and I assume he's
Speaker 1: that most in his voice is so infuriating. He sounds
Speaker 1: like a guy who you're like, oh, you're a coward.
Speaker 1: Like I can hear it in the way you speak,
Speaker 1: like you go ahead. I was doing soft Ben Shapiro there,
Speaker 1: that was my he like, Charlie Kirk is just Ben
Speaker 1: Shapiro with tiny little teeth. Charlie Kirk's more like he's
Speaker 1: just waiting. No, no, no, no, we're not Stephen Crowder.
Speaker 1: The anti woke Super Mario Brothers movie just set a
Speaker 1: global record. They just like need a win. I guess
Speaker 1: yeah what this is sad my favorite. This is so
Speaker 1: Jack Posobiac tweeted. The original creator of Mario Miyamoto, was
Speaker 1: heavily involved with the production of the animated film and
Speaker 1: insisted that it have as little plot as possible and
Speaker 1: just feel like one of the games. Okay, that's a
Speaker 1: cool fact. And then he second paragraph it has no
Speaker 1: woke narratives and all the characters are exactly like the
Speaker 1: original game. So somehom not having a a narrative is
Speaker 1: a anti woke decision. That is just so funny, Like,
Speaker 1: clearly he's mis misinterpreting this quote where this guy she
Speaker 1: give a Miamoto is like, I think it'll have the
Speaker 1: most broad appeal if we get to the basics, which
Speaker 1: is to make it feel like the video game and
Speaker 1: not have a ton of plot that maybe people have
Speaker 1: to follow. And I just like that. They take that
Speaker 1: and go it's because he's anti woke. Come on, Miamoto,
Speaker 1: bring it home. Um, this is all very funny because
Speaker 1: coming into the movie, the big narrative was the Mario
Speaker 1: movie was two woke because Princess Peach is a girl
Speaker 1: boss who saves the day and the movie features Mario
Speaker 1: Kart's Rainbow Road aka Pride Flag nonsense. Just when you
Speaker 1: thought the culture war couldn't get any stupider, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go, baby, they're on it. Yeah. The the
Speaker 1: woman who I think it we're referencing this one woman
Speaker 1: who was like on her live stream talking about how
Speaker 1: like Princess Peaches causing like this, like you know, like
Speaker 1: boss bitch stuff. It's like it's gonna get women killed.
Speaker 1: They're gonna like into a cart of some kind and
Speaker 1: they will be speeding off down a road that's suspended
Speaker 1: in space somehow that's rainbow light. They're like, no, all
Speaker 1: this like badass, bad bitch feminism. They're gonna start thinking,
Speaker 1: like you know, if if shit goes down, they're gonna think, oh,
Speaker 1: I can start fighting this guy, or I can handle
Speaker 1: you'reng you better find a red one so it knows
Speaker 1: it's seeking its enemy. I don't. I don't trust you
Speaker 1: with a loose green shell, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: your AIM's that good. But like that was like the whole.
Speaker 1: Like one of the takes was just like, yeah, women
Speaker 1: are gonna think that they are now John Wick, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna get them killed. And this is the this
Speaker 1: is the future liberals want, folks. Yea, they want to
Speaker 1: kill women this way. Princess Peach, who is portrayed as
Speaker 1: a fierce leader that can and will defend her kingdom,
Speaker 1: next to her Summer saying that Mario, who seems to
Speaker 1: be just a normal guy at the start of the movie,
Speaker 1: is bumbling empathetic while Peach is a girl who saves
Speaker 1: the day. That is something that like seemed evident from
Speaker 1: the trailer is that Mario is pathetic and like kind
Speaker 1: of they seem to be emphasizing that he was like
Speaker 1: kind of a dipshit Mario, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: it's fun like that. I love that so that but yeah,
Speaker 1: so I can see how if this movie had tanked,
Speaker 1: they would have been all over the well, they just
Speaker 1: want to ruin our family values by making a man
Speaker 1: who gets beat up and a woman who's tough. Um,
Speaker 1: but of course it went the other way, and they
Speaker 1: need a win. They need a culture win bad. So
Speaker 1: then are they now They're like, wait, it's gone woke now,
Speaker 1: like they're like, just like the whiplash of the takes
Speaker 1: now they're like, yeah, good for them, and they're like, wait,
Speaker 1: has anyone come back around to be like, actually, it
Speaker 1: turns out it is kind of woke, So never mind.
Speaker 1: I think they're no, I think they're just they were
Speaker 1: complaining it was woke before it came out and everyone
Speaker 1: went to see it. But they are so desperate for
Speaker 1: a pop culture line in after after Ben Shapiro released
Speaker 1: his like three movies last year that made I think
Speaker 1: they broke a record for the least money made by
Speaker 1: like one of the movies that had um the Mma
Speaker 1: Fighter who got canceled. Yeah, they like they released a
Speaker 1: movie starring her and it made the least money that
Speaker 1: a movie has ever made that was like like in
Speaker 1: movie theaters. And so they are desperate for any sort
Speaker 1: of cultural relevance, so they sit back, they wait to
Speaker 1: see how a movie does, and then they grafted their
Speaker 1: political opinions on the ones that do well. The Nintendo
Speaker 1: guys should should just fuck with these guys and just
Speaker 1: come out and just be like, totis trans I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'll tell you you didn't get
Speaker 1: that from the movies. Yeah, trans you didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, I thought you guys were supporting that.
Speaker 1: Now she's polyamorous ethically but polyamorous, yes, obviously obviously, but
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, it must be really hard to just
Speaker 1: like think, just take L after L and like the
Speaker 1: culture war that, like they really want to be like
Speaker 1: they just they so badly want like they're I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know, fucking Avatar. You should be like Avatar
Speaker 1: and then go back to those colonial narratives like don't
Speaker 1: you like that? No, maybe not, I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: about a guy who thinks he's he's trans species. It's
Speaker 1: all fu like, oh fuck off, please, that's why it
Speaker 1: was only the fourth biggest movie of all time. Jesus
Speaker 1: and them that they can't sing at the Bodyguard musical, great,
Speaker 1: this fucking rules. So there's a stage like you could
Speaker 1: tell me there's a stage musical adaptation of any movie
Speaker 1: and that it's good at this point, and I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that that totally makes sense. So there there is one
Speaker 1: for the Bodyguard. It's apparently very popular. Uh, it's making
Speaker 1: the rounds in the UK at UK theater destinations and
Speaker 1: people are having a hard time not singing over the actors.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's I didn't. This is so funny because
Speaker 1: there's another like viral thing like that was on TikTok
Speaker 1: recently about like people holding up signs at concerts and
Speaker 1: just like the general like, what is etiquette anymore at
Speaker 1: a show? Like can you unfurl a gigantic banner that
Speaker 1: prevents people two rows behind you from singing the fucking stage?
Speaker 1: Or can you scream at the top of your lungs
Speaker 1: during a fucking musical because you want to? You think
Speaker 1: you can sing Whitney Houston the people in the fucking
Speaker 1: I think Peter should be more rowdy, So I'm actually
Speaker 1: supported these people. I think people should be unfurling banners
Speaker 1: at cats, Like get the fuck out of here, mister Mustopolis.
Speaker 1: I want the crowd. I want the crowd rounding it
Speaker 1: up for theater. You know, we're gonna like one that's
Speaker 1: a sing along show for the professionally drunk. You know
Speaker 1: Shakespeare shows. Everyone was drunk, Everyone was rowdy. The rich
Speaker 1: guys were getting blow jobs up in the top things.
Speaker 1: It was a aunchy it was real, baby, bring people
Speaker 1: on the floor. Seats. They were doing their thing too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Orange Girls were selling sacks. I mean it was
Speaker 1: it was a sordid type of vibe. I say, bring
Speaker 1: it back. Have you seen the Do you see the
Speaker 1: clip though? That like, how like how much of a
Speaker 1: fucking disruption this thing? I do want to feel like
Speaker 1: it's been described as a mini riot. I personally like,
Speaker 1: have you ever been at a concert and like been
Speaker 1: singing along and people kind of tell you to shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up? No? I mean it's been so loud
Speaker 1: that like possibly sing I get in a theater. That's
Speaker 1: different than being like an outdoor concert. Maybe they're just
Speaker 1: getting swept away. In the Bodyguard narrative, you have to
Speaker 1: let these people be transported. It's called the willing, especially
Speaker 1: of disbelief. It's why we go to the theater. I got.
Speaker 1: I got shamed at a Radiohead concert in my twenties
Speaker 1: because like drunk at a Radiohead concert. What song? What song?
Speaker 1: Let's hear it. I don't remember which song it was.
Speaker 1: I just remember the person looking at me and just
Speaker 1: like giving the most like some stage yeah, like stage
Speaker 1: scoff not could you? Yeah? I believe they said something
Speaker 1: directly to me couldn't couldn't help myself, that is. I
Speaker 1: mean the one time I've a like shamed somebody during
Speaker 1: like a performance was I was watching nine inch Nails
Speaker 1: and this guy was juggling like led ball like light
Speaker 1: up balls next to me. Yeah. I've mentioned this before,
Speaker 1: like the for so long. Yeah, that's like you're flinging, drawing,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, he's playing piggy right now. They don't
Speaker 1: do this. Live that off and put your fucking poise down,
Speaker 1: you fucking herb. This is a rave. It was, and
Speaker 1: it was tight man, Like I wanted to get up close,
Speaker 1: like I had never seen them, and I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to see like, you know, nine inch nails, like you know,
Speaker 1: my like nineties kid thing, and like so we're like
Speaker 1: smushed up pretty close and this guy needs like elbow
Speaker 1: room to juggle these balls. I got to see how
Speaker 1: good he is a juggling. That's the main thing. That's
Speaker 1: what it was. Kind of wild, like I'm not joking,
Speaker 1: like this is what he looked like the whole show,
Speaker 1: just watching the stage. He was just he was on
Speaker 1: so many he try to see him and and to like,
Speaker 1: you know, get up here, get up here, man, we're
Speaker 1: about to do like a whole for something to add
Speaker 1: to our show, and you got it. Man. What's your name?
Speaker 1: My name's Brent. Hey, give it up for Brent, everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Man. I've been juggling for about
Speaker 1: fifteen years. I'm really glad to be here. Yeah. There
Speaker 1: is something with people who like get locked into juggling,
Speaker 1: Like there's uh, when I used to run, there would
Speaker 1: be people who like did entire marathons while juggling the
Speaker 1: whole time for no real reason, like it's like knitting
Speaker 1: or something. You know, it's just their minds. But I
Speaker 1: think that is kind of like why, Like on some level, right,
Speaker 1: I think that's why it's kind of relatable when people
Speaker 1: do sing at concerts. But then like there's that fine
Speaker 1: line between like this is so enjoyable for me and
Speaker 1: like I just want to feel like I'm connecting with
Speaker 1: like the music that I'm always just singing by myself
Speaker 1: or whatever. And then there are the people who I
Speaker 1: think are doing the thing. We're like, watch me fucking
Speaker 1: crush this, and everyone around me is going to be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you should actually be in the fucking play.
Speaker 1: I mean when I was singing at the Radiohead concert.
Speaker 1: I did have my back to the stage and I
Speaker 1: was standing on the seats directly in front, projected really hard.
Speaker 1: I gotta hit the back of the room stop yelling.
Speaker 1: Is that I Will Always Love you so yeah, among others,
Speaker 1: but that was where it hit a if you hear
Speaker 1: that song when that fucking no kicks into overdrive, what
Speaker 1: are you not gonna try? I mean, come on, I
Speaker 1: don't know, and you're gonna try it? I would? I know,
Speaker 1: I've look, I've done it many times since since time immemorial.
Speaker 1: I've been singing that song. But part of me knows
Speaker 1: I sing so like there's no way I could do
Speaker 1: it justice that at that point it is more enjoyable
Speaker 1: for me personally. It's more pleasurable to hear someone else
Speaker 1: sing it and I'll mouth along, but I don't need
Speaker 1: to be belting it out. That's that's my song in
Speaker 1: your heart? All right? Well this is in the UK, right,
Speaker 1: so that means everyone is hammered. We need get married. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They have intermissions at with Jen Bars Theater, so you
Speaker 1: go and get more drunk, get intermission. That song is
Speaker 1: probably at the end. I don't know if the have anyone, no,
Speaker 1: just just I want to see it. I saw a
Speaker 1: glass menagerie in London and like it was the first
Speaker 1: time I've seen like theater in like London, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is cool. The amount of the
Speaker 1: amount of gin that was being drank free show and
Speaker 1: during the intermission, I was like, oh, I get why
Speaker 1: people with the intermission is designed to get more drunk.
Speaker 1: That all British shows have an intermission, Like British stand
Speaker 1: up comedy shows have an intermission. Go re up, go
Speaker 1: re up real quick, right, yeah, exactly, So we gotta
Speaker 1: factor that into this. I think, are but are we
Speaker 1: as this are as Americans? If we were getting fucking
Speaker 1: shit hammered and then had this stuff go on, Like
Speaker 1: I wonder how like how violent Americans? You'd be worried
Speaker 1: someone would shoot you. You know, You're like, you know nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing can stop a solo like a good guy with
Speaker 1: the gun, you know, as we as we all know said.
Speaker 1: Cruz has famously said, yeah, they don't have guns in England.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna get shot in there over this just
Speaker 1: really stern looks. It's wild though, that they brought the
Speaker 1: house lights up like it was the mic, that's wild.
Speaker 1: The actor playing Whitney Houston's role, they cut her, lights
Speaker 1: came up, The people who were singing in the crowd
Speaker 1: were thrown out of the show. Who comes out to
Speaker 1: yell at you, like the director, like the stage manager
Speaker 1: with the clipboard, who they say out there, please They
Speaker 1: have signs up everywhere that's say, please refrain from singing
Speaker 1: along at this theater because it's just such a problem.
Speaker 1: Because that song is there's something about it that it
Speaker 1: just brings out your inner Whitney. I like that. Though.
Speaker 1: There used to be like riots, like in Turn of
Speaker 1: the Centry, New York, there were these famous riots over
Speaker 1: plays because one actor was cast over another actor. So
Speaker 1: it was like back in the day, theater would inspire
Speaker 1: these passions people riding over a play. It was like
Speaker 1: a famous thing, like let's let's bring that back. Let's
Speaker 1: let theater get people stirred up again, you know, right
Speaker 1: right right. They used to riot over hats, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: straw hat riots. Maybe we just need to be rioting more, like, look,
Speaker 1: you they try to raise the retirement age one year,
Speaker 1: the Frenches throw a flaming oil barrel through a cop car. Immediately,
Speaker 1: we need to get that French mindset. Yeah, oh man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're all too busy working. But maybe with the advent
Speaker 1: of AI, yeah, maybe these robot dogs can you know,
Speaker 1: light my workload a little bit. I can go throw
Speaker 1: a brick at a play. Your robot dog can take
Speaker 1: your actual dog for a walk at night, so you
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about being frightened somebody. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: and the like. So that was clearly based on something
Speaker 1: that happened to her. That was like the most terrifying thing.
Speaker 1: That's robot dog advocate. She's like the dogs ro robot
Speaker 1: dog for sure. Again, as long as I don't have
Speaker 1: to deal with it, I don't want to have anything.
Speaker 1: Look if I, if it's up to me, I would
Speaker 1: get rid of them all. I think it's kind of
Speaker 1: like how these people are thinking. And finally, uh, big news.
Speaker 1: You can order Domino's pizza with a touch of a
Speaker 1: button while speeding down the street in an suv. They're
Speaker 1: introducing a new feature that will allow you to order
Speaker 1: pizza via Apple's car play display, so you don't even
Speaker 1: have to stop continuously burning fossil fuels while ordering greasy
Speaker 1: slabs of bread and cheese. Great dough we love the
Speaker 1: New Crust though, love I love the New Crust. Dude
Speaker 1: on your phone while you're driving, Like, what are we
Speaker 1: gaining here in functionality? Because too much of the distraction
Speaker 1: but your computer screen up your car CarPlay is fucking dangerous. Yes,
Speaker 1: of course, look and I'm not trying to look. We
Speaker 1: put myself on blast. I'm way better at finding the
Speaker 1: music I need to on Spotify on my phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I am on CarPlay and like I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: like looking at it while trying to Yeah, it's very
Speaker 1: automatically takes over your thing and then you can't like
Speaker 1: it's just a extra interface to get used to. Also,
Speaker 1: that means the pizza tracker will come up on your
Speaker 1: car computer through CarPlay, and you'll be too busy watching
Speaker 1: the pizza tracker go. You'd be like, oh, he's making
Speaker 1: it now, picking it up. You're gonna slamming something of you.
Speaker 1: The tragedy would be that you have a terrible accident
Speaker 1: with the delivery person pizza tracker on your car. They're like,
Speaker 1: poor bastard, he's fan. You'll never get together the lex Pepperoni.
Speaker 1: It's being delivered to his house right now. Seen in
Speaker 1: a hundred times. Yeah. I mean people have expressed concern
Speaker 1: about Apple's car displays because they have the potential to
Speaker 1: distract drivers just as much as iPhones. One possible feature
Speaker 1: reportedly involves carplay's display being projected onto the windshield itself. What,
Speaker 1: Because the idea is, then you don't have to take
Speaker 1: your eyes off the road. You can just be distracted
Speaker 1: by the thing, but by your actual windshield. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: the most shallow depth of field as you drive, You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm only literally looking at what's on my windshield now.
Speaker 1: I was an uber the other day and the guy
Speaker 1: just put on a movie on the iPad that he
Speaker 1: had right there, and I thought that was very bold. Well,
Speaker 1: he was driving. While he was driving, he pulled off
Speaker 1: and they just started the movie. It was die Hard too,
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: him rock. Yeah, let him cook? Did him cook? Let
Speaker 1: him Cook's like, you like the deep cuts, huh? He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, that dude with the icicle, come on, ye.
Speaker 1: When the cops come for that, they're gonna be confused.
Speaker 1: He's like handing this man, Carl, He's like handing you
Speaker 1: popcorn in the backs of the high school part. Dude,
Speaker 1: we did not talk. We did not talk. I just
Speaker 1: like silently nodded. I was like, I'm gonna let this happen.
Speaker 1: We'll see where this goes. I remember I put a
Speaker 1: TV screen in my Honda Prelude when I was in college,
Speaker 1: and like in the most brute forced way, because I
Speaker 1: had been like pimp my ride, brained into being like,
Speaker 1: you know what, my dusty Prelude just needs a seven
Speaker 1: inch screen onto the DVD player, And though I'm not
Speaker 1: I would watch on the only DVD I kept on.
Speaker 1: There was like disc two of season two of Arrested Development,
Speaker 1: and I was just watching Arrested Development like while driving,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what's like I was picking up people,
Speaker 1: was like a girl on a date and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right there. She's like she gets like, pretty good episode,
Speaker 1: pretty good, and then she's like, it's hot in here.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't actually access the air conditioning controlled
Speaker 1: because the screen has been drilled onto that part of
Speaker 1: the dashboard, So we're going to just have to roll
Speaker 1: the windows. Damn mom. But guess what you can get
Speaker 1: whatever you want a cheesecake. Fact. It is weird. The
Speaker 1: promotional video will link off to on the footnotes. It
Speaker 1: makes it seem like the So it's a father, a wife,
Speaker 1: and the passenger and two daughters in the back and
Speaker 1: they're waiting at a drive through and then they're like,
Speaker 1: fuck this, let's order Dominoes. And the only way to
Speaker 1: do that, of course, is through the card car Play
Speaker 1: play right exactly. Stop waiting in line. It drive through
Speaker 1: is just a place and order. Use the Dominoes app
Speaker 1: on Apple car Play instead. Dominoes, Yes, and say goodbye
Speaker 1: to the drive through with every tap okay, which we get?
Speaker 1: Who kind of what's your pepperoni? Ah? Order carry out
Speaker 1: on the go using the Dominoes app now on Apple
Speaker 1: car Play. No different than your phone. I don't know
Speaker 1: none at all, whatever, And like, if you're gonna be safe,
Speaker 1: you're not driving and ordering the fucking thing, so use
Speaker 1: your phone. There's a giant unforced error in the and
Speaker 1: the they edit it to make it seem like the
Speaker 1: driver is ordering it. Wild drive m edit to him
Speaker 1: ordering like making the specific order on his car. You
Speaker 1: were like, wait, what do you want? Showing like the
Speaker 1: features of it, but I'm like, other, fuck are your
Speaker 1: head is turned all the way around talking to your
Speaker 1: kids back there and being like oh what no, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: the fuck he's gonna kill that biker. His wife is
Speaker 1: in the passenger seat the whole time, like it seems
Speaker 1: like she should be able to yeah. Um, but and
Speaker 1: he isn't an suv, so if he hit somebody hit
Speaker 1: that biker that there'd be almost no chance of survival.
Speaker 1: But and he's in the cop Ford Explorer. Too great
Speaker 1: is the cop Explore? Yeah, White one of those guys
Speaker 1: behind Come on man, all right, well, Carl, truly a pleasure,
Speaker 1: you know, glad we got to the Domino story with
Speaker 1: a foodie like yourself. I'm glad we got to the
Speaker 1: I'm A story. So thank you taking taking on the
Speaker 1: pression issues of the day as as always as yes,
Speaker 1: where can people find you and follow you? I'm on
Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram at Carl Hess. That's k A R
Speaker 1: l h E s S. My podcast about food and
Speaker 1: comedy is called Yelling About Pete. That's at yap pod
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Instagram y ap p O D. And
Speaker 1: the aforementioned show a Moose Boosch pops up every few
Speaker 1: months here in LA. That's at a Moose boosch La
Speaker 1: on Instagram post all info. There lots of fun food
Speaker 1: pictures and people doing Peron's right to the face tough
Speaker 1: Perrone content on Instagram. Oh man, I gotta come out.
Speaker 1: I love everything about what I'm hearing. Please come, please come,
Speaker 1: We'll do it. I'll bring the Baja blast. Would you
Speaker 1: allow Miles into the pot because it's mild? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: he's a taste maker and an influencer, random guy off
Speaker 1: the street. I'd be like, that's a hard note. I'm calling.
Speaker 1: I'm calling, I'm robot dogs and all the vigilantes. Get
Speaker 1: this guy out of here. I brought my own and
Speaker 1: this is my date, Michelle Tandler. She's got a type
Speaker 1: fifteen on the unhoused crisis. And we're allowed to do
Speaker 1: the stand up too, right, Yeah, exactly. You start singing
Speaker 1: during it. You can start singing. You're you're allowed to
Speaker 1: start singing at my show. In fact, I encourage it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah great. Can they start doing their own comedy
Speaker 1: while you're doing comedy? That's yeah. I start doing crowd
Speaker 1: work to counter what's on that stage. Hey, so where
Speaker 1: are you from? Man? The newest in heckling technology? You
Speaker 1: start doing a different your work. Yeah, just within this
Speaker 1: show and just yeah, like because you're like, watch, I'm
Speaker 1: funnier than this. All right, I'm bringing the house flights up,
Speaker 1: We've got the bar, or you do the thing where
Speaker 1: you're like you're finishing punchlines like like how like sometimes
Speaker 1: when people love rap, like you can kind of hear
Speaker 1: a punchline coming, like in a rap verse where they're
Speaker 1: like for a stand up like just beating him to
Speaker 1: it to like, dude, what the fuck you're at the
Speaker 1: Gym Gaffigan show just going pop tarts the second he
Speaker 1: gets on stage. Is there a work of media you've
Speaker 1: been enjoyed, you know, I've really been enjoying, um, the
Speaker 1: simple pleasures in life, with that being Instagram videos where
Speaker 1: cats are meowing super loud. It's like this whole genre
Speaker 1: of like cats with like weird or like super voluminous meals.
Speaker 1: And now most of my algorithm is that that. In
Speaker 1: domesticated raccoons, I'm a big domesticated raccoon guy. Shouldn't be
Speaker 1: illegal in California. We're gonna need a whole other show
Speaker 1: to talk about that. Yeah, but a lot of good
Speaker 1: domesticated raccoon contown Instagram and I'm loving every minute of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like there. I remember I was watching a guy
Speaker 1: on YouTube who had like a fucking like ten of
Speaker 1: these raccoons with come in his house. They just hands.
Speaker 1: They can be like your little butler. They can bring
Speaker 1: you stuff. They got hands. It's like having a dog
Speaker 1: and a cat mix that has hands. I didn't put
Speaker 1: them to work. Put them to work. I don't need
Speaker 1: a robot dog. I just need eight beltrained raccoons for
Speaker 1: my new complex out in the wood. Yeah, to fight
Speaker 1: the Farrell hogs and to help me farm Miles. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Is there a work immedia you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying. You can find me on Twitter and Instagram
Speaker 1: at Miles of Gray. You can also find Jack and
Speaker 1: I on our basketball podcast, Miles and Jack Got mat
Speaker 1: Boosties and also four twenty Day Fiance, which is coming
Speaker 1: back very soon with Sophia, Alexandra and I. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't really have any I haven't linked on
Speaker 1: the internet enough to know anything that's good, so I
Speaker 1: don't have anything to share. UM. I feel like Tim
Speaker 1: Robinson and that I think you should leave sketch or like,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite viral? Video that one actually searched this
Speaker 1: Bozo the Clown redubbed Yeah that's coming back, and many Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't wait, I can't wait exciting times. Um tweet
Speaker 1: I enjoyed Rex King at Rex King is Dead tweeted
Speaker 1: I'm always skeptical when people call the Bible the greatest
Speaker 1: story ever told? Like, have you ever seen Roadhouse? Um?
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien,
Speaker 1: you can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're
Speaker 1: at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook
Speaker 1: fan page and a website, daily zeitgeist dot com, where
Speaker 1: we post our episode and our foot note where we
Speaker 1: link off to the information that we talked about in
Speaker 1: today's episode, as well as a song that we think
Speaker 1: you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, what song do you think
Speaker 1: people might enjoy? Just just more sample based beats h
Speaker 1: This time this is from an Australian artist who goes
Speaker 1: by the Moniker Traffic Island t R A f i K.
Speaker 1: And this track is called the Pyramids. And again it
Speaker 1: just feels like, I don't know, like Ozzy, DJ Shadow
Speaker 1: or something. If you like DJ Shadow, you're gonna like
Speaker 1: this shit. This is called the Pyramids. It's fucking great
Speaker 1: to have on and just you know, you know, instruments music,
Speaker 1: but with a with a spooky funk to it. M
Speaker 1: spooky funk. We will link after that in the footnotes.
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