Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special weekend.
Speaker 2: Edition of Daly's Guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, week trend, I prefer the week trend.
Speaker 3: Although it's Monday, it's not no longer the week trend pop.
Speaker 3: No longer it's Monday. Got a back. We talk about
Speaker 3: the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we talk about what happened over the weekend. I
Speaker 2: am Jack, that is Miles Yep. How was your weekend?
Speaker 3: It was great. I went to a one year old's
Speaker 3: birthday party. I went to a baby shower. I what
Speaker 3: else did I do? I went I went to like
Speaker 3: a community event, like a community picnic thing that like
Speaker 3: I it was like slated to start from like eleven
Speaker 3: and go till six, and we're like, oh, okay, we can
Speaker 3: show up around four whatever. We showed up so late
Speaker 3: that it was like it was comically late, like nothing
Speaker 3: was hot, like it was dead, and we're like, oh,
Speaker 3: we completely fucked this up. But anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah truly,
Speaker 3: And like the like the like local sheriff's department display
Speaker 3: that was like, Okay, I guess we're gonna pack this up.
Speaker 3: They're like there's some potato salad left, Like you get.
Speaker 1: One of those stickers. The badge stickers that they give
Speaker 1: me the cop babies first copaganda?
Speaker 3: Yo, did you do you get those for your kids?
Speaker 1: At Yeah, anytime there's like a public you know, or
Speaker 1: you know, carnival or something like that, and there's a
Speaker 1: cop there, the cops make a b line for the
Speaker 1: little boys and they're like, hey, you want a little
Speaker 1: you want a badge sticker? Right, and then teach kids
Speaker 1: to be like a cab, A cab, A cab? Good
Speaker 1: the fuck out of here?
Speaker 3: Hey, what what do we say to police or what
Speaker 3: do we ask police when they ask you questions? You say,
Speaker 3: are you an upholder of white supremacy and oppression? And what? Kid? Here?
Speaker 3: Just never mind? Take this pencil instead?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: But yeah, how was yours good? Bless?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was good, It was good.
Speaker 1: We have a friend in town who is one of
Speaker 1: my friends who plays the ukulele and like plays bedtime
Speaker 1: songs for my kids and it's really lovely.
Speaker 3: Is that why you were asking how easy it is
Speaker 3: to play ukulele?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, how wailing on that thing?
Speaker 3: You're like, dad learned a little couple numbers to last night.
Speaker 3: Kids just start crying because it's so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, spent a lot of time on a local
Speaker 1: college campus, your u c l A college.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just hanging out, just see the sites.
Speaker 1: You No, our seven year old is like involved in
Speaker 1: some courses there, and so okay, all right, we're there
Speaker 1: five five hours hanging out. So as walking the cat
Speaker 1: like one of them was just like his you know,
Speaker 1: he's into chess and so for two hours he's like
Speaker 1: doing this chest thing. And I was just killing some time,
Speaker 1: just wandering the u c l A campus, listening to
Speaker 1: the book that we're talking about in our expert episode.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the Richest if you if y'all want
Speaker 1: to go check it out early.
Speaker 3: Yeah maybe already maybe already up on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's uh yeah, I don't know. But what
Speaker 1: a campus man holy ship on a campus.
Speaker 3: I was so not focused on anything to remember being
Speaker 3: on that campus. It's a bit of a tragedy. I know,
Speaker 3: you could have watched, You could have walked those same
Speaker 3: paths I did while smoking a cigarette covered in hash oil,
Speaker 3: and security would ask me, hey, hey, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I got it was this guy? Was this guy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A lot of you know, I was also smoking a
Speaker 1: lot of ripping a lot of cigarettes, and I was
Speaker 1: told multiple times U c l A is a tobacco
Speaker 1: free campus.
Speaker 3: Now yeah, wow, lots changed since hot seven when I graduated.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, yeah, able to walk around ripping a camel Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Just suck one down outside of Royce Hall. Fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh that was one thing I meant to look up
Speaker 1: because I kept seeing people retweeting like images of cigarette
Speaker 1: night from Disneyland, and I couldn't tell if it was
Speaker 1: like real or not a cigarette a cigarette a night
Speaker 1: for Yeah, it was like in these like art installation
Speaker 1: they were like little you know, features that would have
Speaker 1: various characters swimming through cigarettes or like, you know, enjoying cigarettes.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it was a.
Speaker 3: Bit but oh wow, dude, I just googled it and
Speaker 3: there were so many articles Is it real? Like what
Speaker 3: the real truth about it? And they said it's not
Speaker 3: real but not real?
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fifties were a crazy time.
Speaker 1: I mean there were real commercials with at Flintstone talking
Speaker 1: about how smooth camel cigarettes were or actually I think
Speaker 1: it was like Winston.
Speaker 2: Of course they had to be, yeah, I had to.
Speaker 1: Anyways, should we tell the people what's something that we
Speaker 1: think are overrated?
Speaker 2: Underrated?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is.
Speaker 2: There something you're you're itching to get off here.
Speaker 3: Sure, because we were talking about last episode and when
Speaker 3: they were on Doctor John was talking about apple latch, Ego,
Speaker 3: apple latching, lunch, brunching a jar, sipping, sipping, and I vowed,
Speaker 3: I said, I am going to find this ship. John
Speaker 3: was like, You're not finding that ship locally, like you
Speaker 3: have to order it, and I'll yeah, watch this, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go to three places and then after that I
Speaker 3: will call it quits. Yeah, the way I could not
Speaker 3: find this ship, and also how confounded people were at
Speaker 3: various liquor stores and alcohol, you know, purveyors of alcohol,
Speaker 3: like nobody knew what the fuck what fucking time it was.
Speaker 1: And that seems appropriate to me to be absolutely that's
Speaker 1: that is them practicing appropriate boundaries with the world of consumerism.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're like, yeah, Ego didn't have to go
Speaker 3: meta on the alcohol like that on us. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: like when I said it, like I think some people
Speaker 3: thought I was probably having a stroke because they were
Speaker 3: so confused by the combination of words I kept repeating on.
Speaker 1: It seems like it's designed to have that effect, to
Speaker 1: be like the strangest combination of words that you almost right.
Speaker 1: It makes people think they need to fifty one to
Speaker 1: fifty you like when.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like ask like a write like a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3: You're trying to get out there in the world. But
Speaker 3: when you say it out loud, you're like, yeah, all right, buddy,
Speaker 3: let's uh, here's here's your let's why don't we have
Speaker 3: a sedative and lay down over here? Yeah? But yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like what. I'm like, it's Appalachian sipping cream, but
Speaker 3: it's Ego waffle brunch and a jar. They're like, so
Speaker 3: what is it. I'm like, it's ego alcohol. They're like,
Speaker 3: I've never heard of that. God damn it, I've.
Speaker 2: Never heard of that, and I don't think it should exist.
Speaker 3: Yeah it does, you know what? Credit to you, because yeah,
Speaker 3: I also had to take a long look in the
Speaker 3: mirror and be like, is this what it's come to?
Speaker 3: But when it does hit my local, you better believe
Speaker 3: I'm going to have a sip of that.
Speaker 2: I do want to just correct you quickly.
Speaker 1: It was actually my tweet that brought up Apple Ashian
Speaker 1: sip and cream ego.
Speaker 2: It was a that.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed somebody, sorry, but I do want to give
Speaker 1: a shout out to doctor John because when I brought
Speaker 1: that up, they had already done the research.
Speaker 3: So you can't get it out so amazing. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: takes a community.
Speaker 2: How about you, my overrated That's what we're doing right.
Speaker 1: The like I guess they're called rebuses where you do
Speaker 1: like a picture to represent a.
Speaker 3: Word, so like oh, yeah, like you know what I
Speaker 3: mean for ship satin exactly you light bulb up arrow
Speaker 3: my wife then like with a minus for the W
Speaker 3: and plus L dude, the way I watched your hard
Speaker 3: drive trying to figure out my my wife. There we go.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they've been I don't know, I've been seeing
Speaker 1: them more lately on Twitter, and my brain is not
Speaker 1: capable of like turning off the desire to solve them
Speaker 1: and you know, just like not trying to figure it out, and.
Speaker 2: Then when I do, they are never worth it.
Speaker 3: Like on one second, I rolled over my headphone cable
Speaker 3: and I can't and I can't get up.
Speaker 1: World, like I can't not like my brain is not
Speaker 1: able to not just try and immediately start solving.
Speaker 2: Them, and they're never like rewarding.
Speaker 1: Like the one that I think I've seen a number
Speaker 1: of times is like well, damn Jackie, I can't control
Speaker 1: the weather. Yep, it's like her I'm cold me Well,
Speaker 1: damned Jackie, I can't control the weather. Which is a
Speaker 1: quote from that seventies show like cool, Oh.
Speaker 3: That's like Kelso talking to Jackie Yeah Jackie, yeah, to
Speaker 3: who was here for you? Jackie?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, which I don't know, like were people quoting
Speaker 1: that seventies show to one another? I never did, but
Speaker 1: probably like a very specific I mean shit, I was
Speaker 1: quoting Full House when I was a kid, so like yeah, right,
Speaker 1: it's just however, you know, if you were eight to twelve,
Speaker 1: that shit probably seemed hilarious, but like this.
Speaker 3: Other one you posted is infuriating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, last night, I and then it's like an outline
Speaker 1: of a state bitcoin some emoji mode dog face, OSU,
Speaker 1: Joe laughed, puppy your sister. And I guess that one
Speaker 1: is like a joke about these being stupid.
Speaker 3: Oh damn, well, then I'm even dumber.
Speaker 2: Sucks me up man like that, Yeah, like.
Speaker 3: Skull giggle your sister. Basketball.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I spent you know, fifteen minutes yesterday just looking at
Speaker 1: my phone giving myself a pep talk, like come on,
Speaker 1: man out.
Speaker 3: Well trying to learn ukulele.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that eighties there was like an eighties
Speaker 1: game show that was all only these Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Rebuy is it Ribus's or rebuy.
Speaker 3: Rebuzz McIntyre's rebuzz rebis McIntyre I think is the.
Speaker 1: MacIntire when pluralized is like attorneys general?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I mean, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Is this like a thing where like
Speaker 3: younger people on the internet were like, oh, whoa, we
Speaker 3: can do some shit like this and then just fuck
Speaker 3: with the elderly's need to solve puzzles like they're spending
Speaker 3: so much time.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean shit, he's so mad.
Speaker 1: Anyway, stop it, kids, your damn kids. Although I mean
Speaker 1: the person who spent the time to you know, crudely
Speaker 1: photoshop together a that seventies show reference probably isn't that young.
Speaker 3: Hey, you never know, you never you never know, like
Speaker 3: how how much the office is loved by gen z.
Speaker 2: That's rights around. What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Underrated employees at kids toy stores? So I was at
Speaker 3: the mall and I went, there's like this kind of
Speaker 3: like high end kids toy store that's got like quasi
Speaker 3: playground vibes in there, like there's like shit to like
Speaker 3: run on, but then there's like obviously toys the kids
Speaker 3: who play with there's like a slime station and shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The way parents just letting their kids loose and then
Speaker 3: ignore the fuck chaos that would ensue. Yeah, was like
Speaker 3: like it truly felt like parents are like I'm going
Speaker 3: to stand at the door you go in there, and
Speaker 3: then I'm gonna go on my phone while you're The
Speaker 3: employees problems because kids were doing like razor scooter races
Speaker 3: like through the fucking store. I got the geist child
Speaker 3: like on me and like I'm like trying to be like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to show my baby a soccer on you.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I got that thang on me, and I
Speaker 3: was trying to just let the kids know. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't. I never intervened, but like in
Speaker 3: my mind, I'm like, god, damn, shit is fucking wild
Speaker 3: in here. And it was just like the enthusiasm of
Speaker 3: these employees. I was like, man, bless y'all for like
Speaker 3: you must really like working them. I'm hopefully they pay
Speaker 3: all well. Yeah, yeah, because like the patients that they
Speaker 3: were exercising. I was like, couldn't be me, couldn't be me.
Speaker 3: And I used to work in a very like child
Speaker 3: filled environment in high school, when I used to do
Speaker 3: like Weis's work at Laser Tag place and do kids'
Speaker 3: birthday parties all the time, Like I was like the
Speaker 3: birthday host for kids the way my patients like this
Speaker 3: second I got through that break room door, and my
Speaker 3: whole fucking energy shifted to like cynical like stoner kid
Speaker 3: versus like outgoing party guy. Oh man, it couldn't happen sooner.
Speaker 3: So shout out to the people that worked there. I
Speaker 3: see you being exercising a level of patience that you know,
Speaker 3: I've never seen. It's felt superhuman. And to the parents
Speaker 3: that were just treating that place like a fucking like
Speaker 3: just like a spider. Yeah, yeah, might come on now,
Speaker 3: like engage with your kids. But hey, maybe I'll get
Speaker 3: to that level as a parent too. I'm like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: I fucking just I just I just like just pushed
Speaker 3: the fucking stroller in there, and I fucking turned my back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had one day of like being a childcare like
Speaker 1: professional when I was in my twenties, Like you know,
Speaker 1: in college, I was working at a fitness club at
Speaker 1: the front desk, just like scanning people's cards. And then
Speaker 1: there was a day where they were understaffed in.
Speaker 2: The kids section. Oh and so I'd like go.
Speaker 1: In there, and I just remember there being a kid
Speaker 1: who was like a little too old who asked me
Speaker 1: to like go into the bathroom with him and like
Speaker 1: check his butt, you know, for wiping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just like, that's this is enough for me.
Speaker 1: Now you got this, You got this, I think, is
Speaker 1: how I dealt with that.
Speaker 3: Man. Yeah, you know, I'm a I think I need
Speaker 3: to go wipe down some machines. Man. That's right.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a YP. It sounds like a YP. Your
Speaker 1: parents problem, YPP. I am down with YPP. My underrated
Speaker 1: is the pickup line from The Golden Bachelor. The super
Speaker 1: producer Anajosy shared with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we should play it.
Speaker 1: It's just a great execution of like somebody just veteran
Speaker 1: work here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's an ancient wisdom about this pickup.
Speaker 1: So the Golden Bachelor, if you missed the episode with
Speaker 1: super producer Anna is the first Bachelor. It is about
Speaker 1: people in their sixties seventies, so forth.
Speaker 2: I'm Sondra from Atlanta. Good to meet you too, my
Speaker 2: monthly nervous.
Speaker 3: You know what I do when I get nervous, I have.
Speaker 5: This zin practice, So I want to do that right
Speaker 5: now if you don't mind. Yeah, okay, I'll take a
Speaker 5: couple of breaths. There you go, fuck fuh fuck, and
Speaker 5: then he joins in with the fuck.
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel better.
Speaker 1: How about you quick in and out to the point.
Speaker 2: She had a plan.
Speaker 3: Uh leave them laughing, leave them laughing.
Speaker 1: I mean it also works. I've been doing it ever
Speaker 1: since I uh, just a little.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: I guess I've been doing it my whole life with
Speaker 1: the word fuck. You think that makes it's one of
Speaker 1: the more powerful words in my mind, you know, like
Speaker 1: just from a lifetime of it being a taboo word
Speaker 1: and it has that hard consonance at the end.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean fuck didn't get where it is by accident. Is
Speaker 1: a pretty brilliant word.
Speaker 3: It's one of the best.
Speaker 1: But yeah, now, now I do need to start watching
Speaker 1: the show because it is a level of just you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like we can learn from these people lifelong
Speaker 1: oh yeah, veteran experience of you know, uh acknowledge your
Speaker 1: nervousness up front, when you're feeling nervous.
Speaker 3: Turn into an opportunity.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it also you know, gives it gives you a
Speaker 1: chance to bond, uh, and then just solidify solidified herself
Speaker 1: as a real one right away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You love to see its love to see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, should we take a break and get
Speaker 1: back and talk about some news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be right back.
Speaker 4: And we're back.
Speaker 1: And Senator Diane Feinstein, yeah past Thursday night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just missed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, yep, no there right as the buzzer and
Speaker 3: then the weekend started. Yeah, and when she was ninety
Speaker 3: years old, and I think we were all thinking the
Speaker 3: same thing the last few years, which just just please
Speaker 3: please her sign please just finish your days out like
Speaker 3: with family, rather than being paraded around like I don't again,
Speaker 3: It's like the whole time I was thinking was like
Speaker 3: how much did she want to do this? How much
Speaker 3: was she you know, I'm sure people behind the scenes
Speaker 3: are like, hey, you don't got to do this, but
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was all just kind of it
Speaker 3: was just gross, especially the last couple of months when
Speaker 3: we saw her like kind of come back to the
Speaker 3: Senate and we're like, this is not this isn't what
Speaker 3: we need to be doing ever when it comes to employment,
Speaker 3: let alone representing the interests of people who are going
Speaker 3: to be on this planet for a few years longer.
Speaker 3: So yeah, this is kind of the interesting thing. I
Speaker 3: think the biggest story around this too was also around
Speaker 3: Gavin Newsom because like earlier on he basically had said
Speaker 3: he's like, I'm going to pick a black woman, like
Speaker 3: I will name a black woman to the seat should
Speaker 3: Dianne Feinstein leave before the end of her term, But
Speaker 3: then also at the same time was saying, but I
Speaker 3: also like, if anybody's like in the race, I don't
Speaker 3: want to put like my thumb on the scale and
Speaker 3: tip the balance. Because at the time, a lot of
Speaker 3: people were thinking, like, oh, okay, Barbara Lee, who fits
Speaker 3: the criteria of a black woman who would be fit
Speaker 3: for this post, like was like, okay, great, But when
Speaker 3: she announced and then Findstein died, people are like, okay,
Speaker 3: so is it going to be Barbara leave because you
Speaker 3: were kind of in that sort of implied that it
Speaker 3: could be her, and now it isn't quite the case.
Speaker 3: Barbara Lee was also was sort of like not very
Speaker 3: interested on just like kind of like this like ceremonial
Speaker 3: interim appointment, she said, quote the idea of job. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's like, the idea that a black woman should be
Speaker 3: appointed only as a caretaker to simply check a box
Speaker 3: is insulting to countless black women across the country. True,
Speaker 3: And fucking Gavin Newsom didn't have to say that shit
Speaker 3: like anyway, but it loves to qualify those kinds of things,
Speaker 3: doesn't he. So yeah, now you know, the the what's
Speaker 3: seeming like really more ridiculous was just the fucking rumors.
Speaker 2: That yeah, had been jumped into make it way worse.
Speaker 2: The rumor mil yeah, that.
Speaker 1: Newsom would pick Megan Markle uh huh, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry she has firsthand experience going along with the
Speaker 1: farcical procedures of collapsed Western empires is the only thinking
Speaker 1: that I can kind of identify in there.
Speaker 2: And she and she.
Speaker 1: Famously moved to northern California. Yeah, probably hangs out with
Speaker 1: Kevin Newsom, but oh yeah, yeah, yeah bigs, big fans.
Speaker 3: Uh. But yeah then also, like even like TMZ was
Speaker 3: dubious because like obviously there's no I'm sure the Daily
Speaker 3: mail is just having like a bit of racist tongue
Speaker 3: in cheek fun there. But then he actually did pick someone.
Speaker 3: He's tapped Lafonza Butler, who is the president of the
Speaker 3: you know, pro abortion group Emily's list also like worked
Speaker 3: with Kamalah Harris and was like the head of the
Speaker 3: California SCIU. So she will also become like so like
Speaker 3: it's now been confirmed, she will become the only black
Speaker 3: woman in the Senate and California's first openly LGBTQ plus senator. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so yeah, we'll see I guess Gavin god a bullet there,
Speaker 3: but like yeah, at the same time, it just don't
Speaker 3: it's so weird when Democrats are like, and it's going
Speaker 3: to be a person of X group.
Speaker 1: Right, just don't say that and make it a person
Speaker 1: of that group because they are qualified, and that's what
Speaker 1: people anyone they want to take credit for it, right,
Speaker 1: they want to steal the credit, of course, because it's
Speaker 1: no longer about the fact that Barbara Lee or Lafonza
Speaker 1: Butler as wholly they're wholly.
Speaker 3: Qualified for the role. It's it's like, but I'm the
Speaker 3: white person who is now shining the light upon the
Speaker 3: marginalized and oppressed, therefore I should be president one day.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, Well Tupac Ur murder was solved finally
Speaker 1: this weekend by good old fashioned you know, just beaten
Speaker 1: the pavement. Police were, oh, sorry, no reading a memoir.
Speaker 1: It was solved by anyone who read a memoir, someone.
Speaker 3: Who's been screaming this shit for the last pub of
Speaker 3: five years.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the press conference was pretty brutal with regards to
Speaker 1: the cops out here, just like really feeling themselves, like
Speaker 1: being like twenty seven years.
Speaker 2: That's how the guy like opened it.
Speaker 1: He was like twenty seven years, twenty seven long years
Speaker 1: that the family of Tupac Shakur have been waiting without
Speaker 1: an answer. Well, we've recently made an arrest. They went
Speaker 1: through like the evidence that put the suspect at the
Speaker 1: scene of the crime or like involved him, and it's
Speaker 1: just you know, he the person has been confessing to
Speaker 1: the murder for years, was the head of the rival
Speaker 1: gang of Suge Knight Tupac and Shug had beaten up
Speaker 1: his nephew earlier that night.
Speaker 2: Like it was the thing that everybody.
Speaker 3: Every Tupac documentary around it was like and then it
Speaker 3: was this fight that led to the shooting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they go they like showed the lobby video
Speaker 1: of Tupac and the Death Row group like beating up
Speaker 1: the suspect, like all these things that are like iconic
Speaker 1: to at this point.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I felt like it's weird because like a
Speaker 6: lot of for a long time people were pointing out
Speaker 6: about this dude, Keith d and how he has been
Speaker 6: saying like he's doing it, and it just like I
Speaker 6: guess wasn't taken seriously because the cops ever did anything
Speaker 6: because they're like, I don't I guess he's just claiming
Speaker 6: that shit.
Speaker 1: But they're like assuming that they well, if he was
Speaker 1: really the killer, like they would have done something by now, right, Maybe.
Speaker 3: Did he also be like man, I'm just saying this
Speaker 3: shit and they're not doing anything.
Speaker 2: Cares.
Speaker 3: Maybe I might be the OJ of this whole fucking Tupac.
Speaker 1: Thing, right Yeah, like just getting away with murder and
Speaker 1: just being like, man, this is really weird, right Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like he's like, is the matrix because this doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense. I've just written a memoir where I confess
Speaker 1: in detail like that he is. In his memoir, he
Speaker 1: writes that he and his nephew and others had like
Speaker 1: gone armed themselves waited in the nightclub parking lot that
Speaker 1: Tupac and Sugar were going to, hoping to confront them,
Speaker 1: and then when they like didn't show up, they decided
Speaker 1: to go back to their hotel. And then saw Tupac
Speaker 1: and Suge night like stopped at a red light talking
Speaker 1: to fans. Yeah, and as they sat in traffic, they
Speaker 1: like slowly rolled past the long line of luxury cars
Speaker 1: they had in their caravan, looking into each one until
Speaker 1: we pulled up to the front vehicle and found who
Speaker 1: we were seeking. Like, so he basically words, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: those are his own words.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The secondary shit that's happening now too, where a
Speaker 3: pair of I don't know, like you know, on the
Speaker 3: like black gossip sites. It's all like and it's starting,
Speaker 3: I don't know how many like mainstream people picking up that.
Speaker 3: He's like trying to implicate p did you know, Oh
Speaker 3: he is yeah, yeah, again unfounded. That's like just what
Speaker 3: people love to say because obviously, like at the heart
Speaker 3: of this was the East coast, West coast, like bad
Speaker 3: Boy Death Row Beef, but like you know, people were like,
Speaker 3: hey man, he says, like the rumors are saying, like
Speaker 3: he said, did he like he got a million dollars
Speaker 3: to do this shit? And now he's now that he's
Speaker 3: in trouble, he's like maybe maybe he has like a
Speaker 3: card up a sleeve, but I yeah, we'll see about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But it's so funny to like watch the press conference
Speaker 1: and the cops are like and at this time, we
Speaker 1: ascertained and have like been looking into this heretofore, you know,
Speaker 1: like using police language, and they never like it could
Speaker 1: have been a five minute press conference where they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he like confessed to the killing in a book that
Speaker 1: came out in twenty nineteen. So if you're wondering, like
Speaker 1: why now, we like read that book. Took us a while.
Speaker 1: We finally read the book. We did a raid on
Speaker 1: his property, found some evidence that would be admissible in court,
Speaker 1: and that's and here we are. But instead it's like
Speaker 1: all you know, police talk and broverah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I love the energy of like the police doing the
Speaker 3: like we got him. Yeah, Like I got to play
Speaker 3: this video because it's my favorite. What they got who
Speaker 3: saying oh yeah, this is the cops coming out tapping
Speaker 3: their own back. They're like, all right, y'all ready for
Speaker 3: this bomb? Get ready? What do y'all got? Police?
Speaker 6: Thankies and gentlemen, we got him.
Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, it's like you read a book.
Speaker 3: You read a book.
Speaker 2: You read you read the book where he said he
Speaker 2: did it. Yeah, yeah, we read the book where he
Speaker 2: said he did it.
Speaker 1: I do love their multiple moments where both in the
Speaker 1: ladies and Gentlemen, we got them, saidam thing, and also
Speaker 1: in the TUPAC press conference where it seems like they're
Speaker 1: pausing for applause, like.
Speaker 3: Like yo, this is a media event, they're not. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right. What else was happening this weekend? There's some
Speaker 3: terrifying footage coming out of New York City of flooding.
Speaker 1: Whirlpools, which I'd assume would be happening constantly because the
Speaker 1: city is just like full of trapdoors and underground tunnels.
Speaker 3: Like but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The thing I took away from the whole story is like,
Speaker 1: other than that climate change is going to, you know,
Speaker 1: make this more and more common and more and more
Speaker 1: people's lives difficult and tragic, is New York City is
Speaker 1: like so fucking resilient it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Every time I'm like, oh, that's that's going to
Speaker 3: destroy everything. Yeah, and then they were like, no, it's
Speaker 3: back to normal. Yeah. I mean again, I don't know
Speaker 3: what the fate is of the like those basement dwellings.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that's when you Yeah, it's like where the
Speaker 3: real fucking damage is being done. But yeah, like even
Speaker 3: like talking to like you know Becca, who like on
Speaker 3: the team, who like lives in Brooklyn, I was like,
Speaker 3: everything good, Like, yeah, yeah, it's bad, yeah, but I
Speaker 3: think it'll be all right.
Speaker 1: We had to like go help some people out who
Speaker 1: are stranded and yeah, but yeah, the older I get,
Speaker 1: the more amazed I am that like New York City exists,
Speaker 1: like it really is just a miracle of like human ingenuity,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I call it. Yeah. I call my sister like on
Speaker 2: Saturday morning, being.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, how is it, and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: yesterday it was really bad. Right now I'm at a
Speaker 1: street book fair with my kids just being like, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: it was wild though, but it's mostly drained.
Speaker 3: So yeah, off to shake it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, we got our first nonfiction picks our movie as
Speaker 1: Sally the Sea Lion at the Central Park Zoo used
Speaker 1: the flooding to escape her enclosure. Oh really, and go
Speaker 1: on a bit of a fuck about around the park.
Speaker 1: She didn't actually ever get out of the zoo, but
Speaker 1: it really she did get out of the enclosure. She
Speaker 1: did get out of the enclosure. It does really open
Speaker 1: some possibilities of like a gritty you know, sea lion
Speaker 1: gets lost in the subway tunnels, gets around drugs, gets clean,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: And then like befriends like the humans that were oppressing her,
Speaker 3: yes on some level, and they see the light at
Speaker 3: the end of Yeah, this is this is good. I P. Man,
Speaker 3: you owned this. You owned this? I P.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all mine. I did it.
Speaker 1: I was busy all weekend reaching out to Sally to
Speaker 1: try and get.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, well, we did mention briefly last.
Speaker 1: Week, uh, speaking of flooding and you know, water danger.
Speaker 1: We didn't mention last week that Donald Trump is trying
Speaker 1: to use like a weird fear he has of like
Speaker 1: battery powered boats, ye to like argue against electronic vehicles.
Speaker 1: So he did it towards the end of last week,
Speaker 1: and then over the weekend he went on a weird
Speaker 1: rant about like how you know you if your boat
Speaker 1: was thinking and you had a battery, like you, you
Speaker 1: would be fucked. But also if there was a shark
Speaker 1: close by, I don't know. Here, let's just play it
Speaker 1: for people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is and it's funny because this is a
Speaker 3: thing he said in Michigan earlier. So he's really workshopped this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is his second bite bite of the apple here.
Speaker 3: But here we go.
Speaker 7: But if I'm sitting down and that boat's going down
Speaker 7: and I'm on top of a battery on the water,
Speaker 7: start sweating and I'm getting concerned.
Speaker 2: But then I look ten yards to my left hand,
Speaker 2: there's a shark.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: So I have a choice of electrocution or shock.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm going to take? Which one?
Speaker 4: Electrocution?
Speaker 2: Electrocution? Every single time, I will take electrocution.
Speaker 3: I would take electric you okay, which form of the
Speaker 3: death penalty would you letter? I would take electricution.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do need to like include that as an
Speaker 1: option for the death penalty, just being fed to a shark.
Speaker 3: But yeah, hey, but it may it may. It may actually,
Speaker 3: you know, be a benefit to some sick fox out
Speaker 3: there who want to get their whole ship. Bit. So,
Speaker 3: I don't know if you want to be out here
Speaker 3: and wishes.
Speaker 1: I might motivate some killings because it's actually hard to
Speaker 1: find a way to get eaten by a shark, Like
Speaker 1: you can't like just on the open market.
Speaker 2: It's hard to find.
Speaker 3: People the shark experience at Mandola Bay. It's hard to
Speaker 3: get in there, like into the part where the sharks are.
Speaker 1: It's like impossible on the grounds of you have to
Speaker 1: do a little more work than just telling them you
Speaker 1: want to get your whole shit bit. But yeah, they're
Speaker 1: like sir, But just in terms of I don't know
Speaker 1: the obvious question of what the fuck is he even
Speaker 1: talking about, Like he seems to be trying to make
Speaker 1: an argument about like how dangerous electric vehicles are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then he's talking about how that's the preferable way
Speaker 1: to go as opposed to get.
Speaker 2: Eaten by a shark.
Speaker 1: I like that he's choosing certain death in his mind
Speaker 1: over like a shark being ten feet away. Sharks are
Speaker 1: not interested in eating people usually, Like you have to
Speaker 1: work hard to get eaten by a shark. Trust, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they won't just eat you.
Speaker 3: It has like the logical moment int of like a
Speaker 3: drunk person arguing like something really complex at a bar. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're like electric vehicles, and then you're gonna get what
Speaker 3: you Then it's gonna get and you're gonna get electrocution.
Speaker 3: But what if there's a shark there? I prefer electrocution.
Speaker 3: It really.
Speaker 1: The thing it most reminds me of is like what
Speaker 1: if somebody put a microphone into my brain as I
Speaker 1: was drifting off to sleep, Like it's just complete, like
Speaker 1: logic meltdown, just like stray thoughts kind of blowing through
Speaker 1: like tumbleweeds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really that's my favorite time to talk. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for some reason, like they.
Speaker 2: Just wake up and write something down that occurred to you.
Speaker 3: Then I'm like, what notes on my phone? And I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is this? Yeah, it's like you said
Speaker 3: you put a R E the word R and then
Speaker 3: X three Yeah, like are r R? Like what what
Speaker 3: was I? Yeah? And then or like it'll be the
Speaker 3: thing too where like Her Majesty will think I'm awake
Speaker 3: and then like people say like, hey, what do you
Speaker 3: think about blah blah blah, and I just go r
Speaker 3: r R like what I'm sorry? I was like I'm
Speaker 3: happy asleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, r X three three.
Speaker 3: Three R the Mazda r X three. Thank you new branding.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and then we'll
Speaker 1: come back and talk a little bit more about the
Speaker 1: person who we just heard from and what's going on
Speaker 1: with with in his world.
Speaker 7: Just to just quick, not too much, and we're back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bringing the last two stories together. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. He's in New York for a fraud trial.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Today is the beginning of the find out phase.
Speaker 3: Because last week we talked about how the judge was
Speaker 3: basically saying like, nah, man, this is a it's gonna
Speaker 3: be a fucking bench trial. I don't even need a jury.
Speaker 3: We don't need a jury to determine if you did this.
Speaker 3: It's so clear that you did it. We're just gonna
Speaker 3: go straight to the fucking punishment phase here and right now.
Speaker 3: Like we said last week, it's like, you know, Latsia
Speaker 3: James is like seeking like two hundred fifty million dollars
Speaker 3: in damages. How will Trump do that? That's kind of
Speaker 3: like the part a lot of people are like rubbing
Speaker 3: their mits over. It's like, oh, is he gonna have
Speaker 3: to fucking sell Trump Tower? Is he going to have
Speaker 3: to sell this or that or whatever? And you know,
Speaker 3: as it stands right now, he him and his kids
Speaker 3: can absolutely not do business in the state of New York.
Speaker 3: Like that's like that's done. That's We're like, that's off
Speaker 3: the table now. So now it's like, Okay, what else
Speaker 3: is gonna happen? And when you consider that this trial
Speaker 3: or this judge who's like now presiding over this next
Speaker 3: phase of the trial, has like been so pissed at
Speaker 3: Trump and his lawyers for the antics, you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's hard to imagine that he gets out of here
Speaker 3: with like light touches. Obviously knowing Trump can appeal and
Speaker 3: you know, draw this out however he wants to, but
Speaker 3: it seems like it's going to be a hard, hard
Speaker 3: thing to try and do. A one to eighty on
Speaker 3: the Attorney General is basically saying like they're seeking a
Speaker 3: disgorgement of profits from the Trump family, meaning that they
Speaker 3: have to give up profits they made off of the
Speaker 3: fucking dubious, uh, you know, financial statements they were making.
Speaker 3: So that's a ton. Yeah, at least at the very
Speaker 3: least they're saying, like, you know, because he was saying like,
Speaker 3: oh my, I'm gonna three exercise my apartment to get
Speaker 3: this like loan. Those loans were made to secure the
Speaker 3: purchases of properties like Trump Golf Club in Miami, Trump
Speaker 3: International Hotel and Tower in Chicago, the like old post
Speaker 3: office building that he bought in Washington, DC, SE and
Speaker 3: so basically any profits from those, they're like, yeah, these
Speaker 3: were made off live, so we're we're coming for that. Wow.
Speaker 3: But hey, a little bit of good news, Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: The Supreme Court has also just said they won't be
Speaker 3: taking up the case that would potentially bar you from
Speaker 3: running for president, even though you're you're big on insurrection.
Speaker 3: So maybe that make good. We were talking about it's.
Speaker 1: Not happening, not quite yet, although across the board or
Speaker 1: just like there was a specific case team there's a specific.
Speaker 3: Case, or like we're not we're not going to hear
Speaker 3: that this session. Yeah, yeah, so there's gonna be in.
Speaker 3: It doesn't mean the end of it, but that one
Speaker 3: that seemed on the precipice of maybe being heard by
Speaker 3: the Supreme Court. Nah. But Clarence Thomas did recuse himself
Speaker 3: from John Eastman case, which is very interesting, which is
Speaker 3: the first time we've seen that is one of he
Speaker 3: was one of his clerks, used to be one of
Speaker 3: his clerks, who is like one of the like legal
Speaker 3: architects of like the insurrection, like the January sixth shit,
Speaker 3: oh right, and so yeah, people are like and also
Speaker 3: your wife like you should why the fuck are you
Speaker 3: involved in like this time He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: going to recuse on this one, so freeze, but not
Speaker 3: my wife. But yeah, we'll see what happens. We'll see
Speaker 3: what happens because, like, you know, I'm pretty sure Clarence
Speaker 3: Thomas name was like in some of the evidence that
Speaker 3: was given to the January sixth committee, which was getting
Speaker 3: appealed to the point that he got to the sup.
Speaker 3: It's all very it's so intricate. It's a rat king
Speaker 3: of fuckery, rat fuckery, rat king. There you go.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Uh Sarah Huckabee Sanders podium gate scandal, all right, I
Speaker 1: was not familiar with it, and it apparently just got worse.
Speaker 1: Her office bought a lectern that costs nineteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Jack, eighteen four hundred and seventy five dollars, I'm into
Speaker 3: cotton nineteen thousand, okay, Yeah, eighteen thousand, four hundred and
Speaker 3: seventy five dollars custom podium wow, with travel case, with
Speaker 3: travel case.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Oh I didn't know it had a travel case.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that actually that maths out actually
Speaker 1: yeah eighteen yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: With the custom travel case. Yeah, it's it's a it's
Speaker 3: a flight case. It's fine.
Speaker 1: But it was purchased from a company called Beckett Events,
Speaker 1: which not coincidentally probably was founded by a former lobbyist
Speaker 1: with connections to her. And so the Arkansas Republican Party
Speaker 1: then paid Sanders back for the lectern, seemingly to save
Speaker 1: her from the growing scandal.
Speaker 2: But it seems like it's just I don't know that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't help that they're acknowledging that this was fucked up.
Speaker 2: The invoice for the prazy item lists it as.
Speaker 1: A podium when it is clearly a lectern, and the
Speaker 1: company's website doesn't mention the sale of equipment to clients,
Speaker 1: So it's how you get that they don't sell that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's wild also too, because then on the like
Speaker 3: after that or right before that, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is like, yeah,
Speaker 3: here's a law that will limit what kind of information
Speaker 3: you can get from a freedom of a Freedom of
Speaker 3: Information Act request. Right, it's interesting what so is this
Speaker 3: like a weird like kind of grease pain? What the fuck?
Speaker 3: What is this? And also what is the going rate
Speaker 3: for a fucking.
Speaker 1: Lectern can't imagine it's more than a couple hundred dollars
Speaker 1: would be my guess.
Speaker 3: I could see, like based on the materials, if it's
Speaker 3: like wired for like like microphones and shit. I feel
Speaker 3: like we're looking at like maybe I had a bulletproof one.
Speaker 3: I don't know about bulletproof LaRue. Yeah, we'll see, but
Speaker 3: I mean like because if look right now, you can
Speaker 3: get like a real janky one for two hundred and
Speaker 3: seventy bucks. But that's not the kind of governor would
Speaker 3: stand at right.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then you know ones with sound built in.
Speaker 1: We come with the little things that like they project
Speaker 1: the speech onto.
Speaker 3: Oh those little little little as plexiglass Like uh yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought were like like.
Speaker 1: The most ill advised, very incomplete bulletproof.
Speaker 3: They're head sized and you put them at like angles
Speaker 3: off to the side, so if you're directly in front
Speaker 3: of your target. H yeah, not not very good. Doesn't
Speaker 3: offer a lot of production.
Speaker 1: It's also just been reported that an anonymous whistleblower is
Speaker 1: claiming that her office improperly altered and withheld public records
Speaker 1: related to ongoing scrutiny of the offices spending.
Speaker 3: So yeah, oh no to say it ain't.
Speaker 1: So a lot of a lot of ship piling up
Speaker 1: over a single left turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: And finally, uh, just beware of what Tom Hanks tells you.
Speaker 3: Specifically, and that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just beware.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm not gonna get any more specific
Speaker 1: than that. Just don't listen. This guy's trouble.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: He He actually took to Instagram to warn his fans
Speaker 1: to beware of a dental plan promo video featuring an
Speaker 1: AI version of Tom Hanks, which he actually wasn't involved in,
Speaker 1: which I know is very surprising that Tom Hanks isn't
Speaker 1: lending his A list Hollywood credibility to random dental plan commercials.
Speaker 2: Oh but it's the image that he shared with it is.
Speaker 1: He looks way better than anything in Polar Express, so
Speaker 1: the AI is learning.
Speaker 3: He also looks about twenty some years younger. Yeah, based
Speaker 3: on like what he looks like, it looks like a
Speaker 3: early aughts version of Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1: But I wonder if he was like guys like he
Speaker 1: realized he kind of looks good and the AI and
Speaker 1: he's like, guys, we've I had to share this, uh
Speaker 1: so so that you don't get used.
Speaker 2: Look at this guy.
Speaker 1: I know you're probably gonna think it's actually me because
Speaker 1: of how good he looks. This isn't the first time
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks's likeness has been turned into an AI creation
Speaker 1: without his permission. There's also an uncle bus do you know?
Speaker 1: Do you know about the AI generated trailer? Uh for
Speaker 1: a movie about a man who magically gets turned into
Speaker 1: a bus and only his nephew Timothy shall May can
Speaker 1: save him by driving the bus in a race with
Speaker 1: the devil on Halloween night?
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with this one?
Speaker 3: Wait? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Uncle?
Speaker 2: Yeah? My uncle buss?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. There's a there's a lot swirling.
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks is in the zeitgeist. I like so many reasons.
Speaker 3: I like uncle Bus being like a sucubus.
Speaker 2: Uncle bus sucubus.
Speaker 3: Yeah that that seems a little rather than being like it's,
Speaker 3: you know, like a bus that's an uncle. It's like
Speaker 3: this demonic uncle who like educes people with his sex power.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the thing that we all know uncles for their
Speaker 2: sex power with.
Speaker 1: The image of his face on the front of the
Speaker 1: bus is pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Gotta admit it's pretty cool. God right, I'd take a
Speaker 3: ride on that one. Hell yeah, man, because it's got
Speaker 3: a nose.
Speaker 1: Coming out of it too, Like it does like it's
Speaker 1: just been like painted on, like airbrushed on there, but
Speaker 1: then there's a nose coming out like that. Yeah, test
Speaker 1: the limits of what we know about three three dimensional space.
Speaker 3: The entire windshield is his face, so I'm not sure
Speaker 3: how Timothy Shalomey is going to be able to maneuver it.
Speaker 3: And no, it's Uncle Bus behind the wheel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's behind the wheel, so the eyes are
Speaker 1: his the what the fuck is the point of Timothy
Speaker 1: his eyes? Timothy shall May got his spell book wet
Speaker 1: spilled stuff on a spell book, and that's how he
Speaker 1: became Uncle Buss. I don't know how he is helping
Speaker 1: in the race against the Devil on Halloween.
Speaker 2: Night, Okay.
Speaker 3: And for people who think he just made that up,
Speaker 3: that's actually in the description of the film. It just
Speaker 3: sees him as the magic uncle of Timothy Shallo May
Speaker 3: who accidentally spills a drink on his spell books. So
Speaker 3: it's like a laptop. I got water in your spell book?
Speaker 3: Well I can't exchange it now, got water damage on there?
Speaker 1: Oh man, can you imagine what's gonna happen when they
Speaker 1: digitize and like give AI the power over our spell books? Like,
Speaker 1: come on, man, Jack, you tell me you're not scared
Speaker 1: of AI yet?
Speaker 3: No, I don't get I'm ready, bro fucking show it
Speaker 3: the necronomicon.
Speaker 1: But yeah, people, you know to last week, Tom Hanks
Speaker 1: was trending because people people were like positing conspiracy theories
Speaker 1: where he is, you know, one of these Hollywood sickos,
Speaker 1: and you know who's been in league with Satan and Epstein.
Speaker 1: And the way you know that is because of hand
Speaker 1: signals he was doing in Forrest Gumps. He's been cluing
Speaker 1: us in all alongside.
Speaker 3: Yeah people, just.
Speaker 1: You know, he holds a special place in the heart
Speaker 1: of America.
Speaker 2: And as America's heart rots in its chest, you know, weird,
Speaker 2: weird things are going to start coming out. So but
Speaker 2: Uncle Bus a.
Speaker 1: True missed opportunity for the world of entertainment.
Speaker 3: Shut out uncle Bus. Man.
Speaker 1: All right, well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: we're trending over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Are trending now we are back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: With a whole ass episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy.
Speaker 2: And we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye,