Speaker 1: There's an artist in Arizona. He's gorgeous. I don't get
Speaker 1: mad when like great artists also look like models.
Speaker 2: Just look amazing.
Speaker 1: I think his name is Mark man Geori. He paints
Speaker 1: these amazing landscapes. I'm talking like the clouds Monument valley,
Speaker 1: like old cowboys.
Speaker 2: Oh there's Jesus. Yeah, it's like, yeah, did these sunsets
Speaker 2: are like making my eyes I know.
Speaker 1: But he does the mustache with the little of this
Speaker 1: and you know, he wears like the wide brimmed hat
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, you're fucking gorgeous.
Speaker 3: How fuck you?
Speaker 2: Oh you know what?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: Fuck you bro? Yeah, yeah, this guy's like ripped too, man,
Speaker 2: fuck you, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: There's some cool stuff here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel the light. It's crazy because it's like not creative,
Speaker 2: it's just so realistic that it blows your fucking mind.
Speaker 4: Just look at the sunlight, those clouds feeling breathe. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know, this guy's hot. So annoyed.
Speaker 2: How does he get fucking hair like that too? Like
Speaker 2: that that's a that's a wig. That's like a fucking
Speaker 2: sex in the city character. You know what I mean exactly,
Speaker 2: I'm boning this od artist Mark Majory. His arms are
Speaker 2: like goddamn fucking tanker trucks.
Speaker 1: And bracelet and my my bandana, your apartment.
Speaker 2: I know, right, He's like, oh this, He's like, I
Speaker 2: was given this by a medicine.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: You're like, all right, dude, we.
Speaker 3: Get it.
Speaker 2: By medicine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hello, oh the Internet, And welcome to
Speaker 6: Season three forty three, Episode four of Daily Like Guys Say,
Speaker 6: production of iHeart Radio. This is a podcast where we
Speaker 6: take a deep dive into America's share consciousness. That it
Speaker 6: is Friday, June twenty first, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, of course, it's National Day of.
Speaker 6: The Gone Bang a gonge?
Speaker 2: Is that it? Or bang?
Speaker 1: Get it?
Speaker 2: Is it? Gone? Yeah? Bang gone? Yeah, bang that shit.
Speaker 2: It's also National Smoothi Days, National Arizona Day's, National take
Speaker 2: your Dog to Work Day, National Selfie Day, Go Skateboarding Day,
Speaker 2: National Daylight Appreciation Day, and guess what, for all the
Speaker 2: people who like real fine cuts of beef, It's also
Speaker 2: National Lug You for you. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't go ride a skateboard if you're over the
Speaker 6: age of I don't know, let's say thirty, unless you
Speaker 6: like already ride a skateboard, in which case you probably
Speaker 6: don't need a special day to tell you. But yeah,
Speaker 6: I just meet like, I'm not a I'm not a
Speaker 6: skateboard guy. I'm trying to, you know, get the latest
Speaker 6: dope from the kids at the.
Speaker 2: High school and turning my hat around backwards. Uh huh.
Speaker 6: But I just like meet a lot of middle aged
Speaker 6: people who are like, I broke my ankle, tried skateboarding
Speaker 6: with my kids or.
Speaker 2: Something like that. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It feels like a very common way to I think though, too,
Speaker 6: because like if you skated when you were younger, it's
Speaker 6: easier to trick yourself and be like, yeah, give me.
Speaker 2: The fucking board and you get on it and you're like, wait,
Speaker 2: see some sick moves. My center of gravity is completely
Speaker 2: different than when I was thirteen.
Speaker 6: My ankle tendons are made of spider web now, yeah,
Speaker 6: so this should make me.
Speaker 2: More made Like that, you know, when you know, when
Speaker 2: rubber bands get really old and you stretch the bac
Speaker 2: my tendons are.
Speaker 6: You can like actually hear the rubber bands crackling, you know,
Speaker 6: the old when you put an old pair of underwear on,
Speaker 6: you're like, oh, that elastic just when that's my tendons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me just.
Speaker 6: Stretch out here. Hear that crackle. That means I'm ready.
Speaker 6: That means I'm gonna be good at this.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 6: My name's Jack O'Brien aka Raccoons as Monsters aho at
Speaker 6: his courtesy of zach n Coos. Another ran on this
Speaker 6: on this special Van Full show. That is in reference
Speaker 6: to the fact that I think raccoons are terrifying monsters
Speaker 6: and we should acknowledge it. They will fuck you up
Speaker 6: if you are a crow. I'm thrilled to be joined
Speaker 6: as always.
Speaker 2: By my co host mister Miles Grass Miles Greg a.
Speaker 7: Tig time and slow it down cause November's new tig time.
Speaker 7: And slow it down because we need to heal from
Speaker 7: stop to steal. I'm half the man I used to
Speaker 7: be christ Conserving.
Speaker 2: Is wanna stare alize me?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Shout out to Snarfola on the discord. Had to figure
Speaker 2: out what the end of that was gonna be. But yeah,
Speaker 2: love a bit of what is that STP We call
Speaker 2: that s TP baby, Yeah, yeah, yeah, creepy.
Speaker 6: It was like that everybody came out with the same
Speaker 6: voice at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this was more heroin. Yeah, yeah, he was
Speaker 2: on a little more, a little more heroin.
Speaker 6: The real deal, Miles. We are thrilled to be joined
Speaker 6: in our third seat by one of our favorite guests,
Speaker 6: one of the funniest stand ups doing it. You know
Speaker 6: him from Bob's Burgers the NFL Network. You can hear
Speaker 6: him every week co hosting the hip podcast Dumb Peopletown
Speaker 6: with the squar Brothers his new specialist Rose Gold. It's
Speaker 6: available on YouTube right now. You better go listen to it.
Speaker 6: Please welcome me hilarious the talented Daniel Van.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 2: Since I last time you were on you were giving
Speaker 2: us dispatches from the airport, I think.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you got stuck in the airport, and so.
Speaker 1: You guys let me freelance for you. The amount of
Speaker 1: times I would do like from the front lines where
Speaker 1: the lines are just like very easy to step over,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, the like just everyday front lines of
Speaker 1: me talking to people while I'm traveling. I would submit
Speaker 1: to you whenever you wanted, even if you didn't use it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, just for our personal closes.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun.
Speaker 2: That was so fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was what the story that day was about.
Speaker 6: Like checks mixed prices fluctuating across the country. Uh, in airports,
Speaker 6: and you gave us some first hand accounts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some people he also talked to.
Speaker 6: You talked to a pilot who sounded like very zanned out,
Speaker 6: like eating a couple us. I'd taken a trip to
Speaker 6: Zanza Bar. Yeah, and I was. I was worried for
Speaker 6: your safety.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if you guys don't know if
Speaker 1: used that. Yeah, you want your pilot like low keyed
Speaker 1: out on substances.
Speaker 2: I want my pilot.
Speaker 6: I want my pilot low key but cocky, like I
Speaker 6: want him to walk into the room like tossing an
Speaker 6: apple up and like you know, like talk, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: hitting off his elbow, grabbing it like low key, like unflappable.
Speaker 6: But I don't want him to sound like medically induced tomatos.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, which is why I'm saying. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: saying flight because Denzel was drunk, but he's still Denzel.
Speaker 6: He was like he's like I'm an roller. Yeah yeah, No,
Speaker 6: he was cool. He was He was cool, and he
Speaker 6: was a good pilot. That's the damn thing about that
Speaker 6: movie is Fuck. I wouldn't mind having that guy generally,
Speaker 6: not for drunk people flying plane that I'm in?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 2: I mean, I know it sort of imitates real life
Speaker 2: because you always hear about how like, you know, pilot's
Speaker 2: fucking party. But do you think that gave some pilots
Speaker 2: like an example to kind of stop doing drugs and
Speaker 2: ship to be like, bro, what about Denzel Man?
Speaker 6: If the FAA saw uptick in like applications to be
Speaker 6: a pilot after the movie Flake came out, they should
Speaker 6: have just been like, shut it all down, man, we've
Speaker 6: got we've got a problem here.
Speaker 1: What you do?
Speaker 2: I mean, I used to work on Wall Street, Man,
Speaker 2: but I'm used to flying.
Speaker 1: Dude. You know I've already got a substance abuse problem.
Speaker 2: I just don't fly. Yeah, you trained me up.
Speaker 6: I am a PlayStation the tip of the spear here, baby.
Speaker 1: It's the opposite of the top gun effect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It was a beneffect.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, just the uptick and people who joined.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and.
Speaker 6: That was a good thing for the Air Force, where
Speaker 6: we're saying this would probably presumably be bad for Maybe
Speaker 6: that's what's going on. Boeing should put that out that
Speaker 6: what happened is just an upswing and yeah, fucked up pilot.
Speaker 2: Pilot pilots are fun up. That's where the door blew
Speaker 2: off the fuselage, Denzel. That, honestly, somehow would be some
Speaker 2: ship that would be said.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, Dangel, we're going to get to know
Speaker 6: you a little bit better in a moment. First, a
Speaker 6: couple of things we're talking about today. We're going to
Speaker 6: talk about some polls, some polling that might make you
Speaker 6: feel good, some polling that might make you feel bad. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we can't get too excited.
Speaker 2: We don't leave the polls there. Ye, leave the polls there,
Speaker 2: but we will talk about them.
Speaker 6: We will look at them and tell you what we
Speaker 6: see while leaving them there. We'll talk about RFK Junior.
Speaker 6: He has not qualified for the CNN debate. He's like
Speaker 6: mathematically eliminated from the election already based on this, right,
Speaker 6: I mean mathematically, And that is his response to any
Speaker 6: scientific argument. We'll talk about a bullshit map. It purports
Speaker 6: to tell you the top states for conspiracy theorists. It
Speaker 6: really tells you seems to be where people who go
Speaker 6: to a betting website think that most conspiracy theorists are
Speaker 6: the very strange. Journalism is dead. This is like a
Speaker 6: new version of.
Speaker 2: The the what is it?
Speaker 6: Thirty eight days from what? What was the Memorial Day?
Speaker 1: Dog Jack?
Speaker 2: Don't sorry, I shouldn't have done it. Now I'm going
Speaker 2: to have to read it to fucking Daniel.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Anyways, this is like a new version of that, the
Speaker 6: polling version of that.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that.
Speaker 6: We'll talk about age six eight weeks anyway.
Speaker 2: So I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 6: And people who listen but like not every day, I
Speaker 6: don't might not know what the fuck we're talking about.
Speaker 2: But and that's okay, because that is what I'm talking
Speaker 2: about half the time.
Speaker 6: But yes, the AI and uh, the Internet has broken
Speaker 6: journalism is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're just nonsensical things being written. And yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's because we're in this like liminal space
Speaker 2: where we're like it's things are probably go like seventy
Speaker 2: percent AI that I'm still kind of getting used to
Speaker 2: what AI writing is and I need to get used
Speaker 2: to it quick.
Speaker 6: All of that plenty more. But first, Daniel van Kirk,
Speaker 6: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 6: from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1: PJ Burn demolition Man. Okay, go on now, PJ Burn,
Speaker 1: if you're unfamiliar. First of all, you're not unfamiliar one
Speaker 1: of the like ultimate. I think I know this person
Speaker 1: from movies. Ever, he has like over one hundred credits,
Speaker 1: been working forever. He's uh. If you watch Babylon starting
Speaker 1: my Penthal's co host Roskovel. If you watch Babylon, he
Speaker 1: plays the assistant when they're trying to like they've just
Speaker 1: started introducing sound into making movies, and he loses his mind.
Speaker 1: It's a it is an award worthy performance. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he has been forever. He's in the Boys. He's
Speaker 1: on the show of the Boys. Yep. So I was
Speaker 1: up on my cabin in Wisconsin watching a VHS of
Speaker 1: Demolition Man, and I swear to God, that's PJ. Now
Speaker 1: I could find this out. I could have Rory text him,
Speaker 1: but he's not credited. I just don't. And I know
Speaker 1: that that's like mid nineties, which would be a long time. Yeah, J,
Speaker 1: he was just a long time ago. Maybe he's maybe
Speaker 1: he's eighteen, maybe he's twenty. It looks just like him.
Speaker 1: So I tried to Google and find out if it
Speaker 1: is PJ. Barn it is. I think it's when Wesley
Speaker 1: Snipe says Teddy Bears or whatever, and like that's the
Speaker 1: code to get out of the handcuffs when he's up
Speaker 1: for a cryoparol. Oh ok. And then they're like freaking
Speaker 1: out and then they think they've salt like they think, oh,
Speaker 1: we we've stopped his car. Everything's fixed. I think you
Speaker 1: see PJ. Then in that whole sequence of we haven't
Speaker 1: had a murder in forty years.
Speaker 2: It's actually a murder death kill. Yeah, but yeah, yes, yeah, wow, Okay,
Speaker 2: now I'm gonna watch now I want to know.
Speaker 1: So it's a pee can do? Why and where and
Speaker 1: what created that search in my history?
Speaker 2: If you yeah, just something you keep just you know,
Speaker 2: you don't really share with everybody's like, you know, I
Speaker 2: had an uncredited role in Demolition Man, but you know right,
Speaker 2: I don't want to get people off fucking losing their shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I might be unable to keep that one under my hat.
Speaker 1: Ask me about Demolition Man.
Speaker 6: Oh you mean Demolition Man co starring me? Yeah, me
Speaker 6: and Sandy b.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's that old taco bell cup you have?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: This it's a promo from the nineties film Demolition Man.
Speaker 6: Here's you being leaking. It's mostly disintegrated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's paper. I mean, I guess they don't
Speaker 2: really last more than like maybe.
Speaker 1: Did you guys know or do you remember that comic
Speaker 1: com I don't know. Could have been twenty seventeen, could
Speaker 1: have been twenty nineteen, I don't know. But they they
Speaker 1: made the Demolition Man taco bell like it was like
Speaker 1: a hoop up Demolition Man taco back.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 1: It was wonderful. Yeah, but it's still a taco bell.
Speaker 1: You know. They didn't go full like yeah, because the
Speaker 1: one in the movies like a Michelin.
Speaker 2: Playing piano. Yeah, to entertain the guests. Yes, yeah, that
Speaker 2: was wild.
Speaker 6: What a film? Agreed, Yeah, we're worth going back and watching.
Speaker 6: As Miles Is pointed out a couple of times, the
Speaker 6: director of Demolition Man is, yeah, like a very famous.
Speaker 2: Like artist, visual artist, visual artist.
Speaker 6: Who you know you see in the most famous museums,
Speaker 6: And he directed exactly one Hollywood movie and was like, well,
Speaker 6: I hate this, but here's demolition of art and then
Speaker 6: I'm going to go back to making actual art. And
Speaker 6: uh you kind of get that going back and watching it.
Speaker 6: At the time, I think we all were just sold.
Speaker 6: Were like, this is like the stallone version of Last
Speaker 6: Action Hero or something, which I know a lot of
Speaker 6: people still ride for Last Action Hero, but they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 6: And I did not like it when I saw it.
Speaker 2: Freaked me out. The main dude with the axe who
Speaker 2: had like the grimy teeth and like the yellow rain slicker,
Speaker 2: he always freaked me out.
Speaker 6: Well, and that was it was supposed to be like
Speaker 6: satirizing action movies.
Speaker 2: But that's not a bad guy from an action.
Speaker 6: Movie, like a axe wielding Yeah, a horror movie.
Speaker 2: I feel like they didn't made a reference to like
Speaker 2: another movie, like some of the other characters were. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just like from Amidais.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 6: I just wish they had made more Amideis references. My
Speaker 6: it's my main note.
Speaker 2: What what's something you think is underrated? Daniel?
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna go I had to. I don't
Speaker 1: say both. I'm gonna go with refrigerator sandwiches.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, like something that's in a refrigerated case.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, oh sort of. That is a version one.
Speaker 1: I have a sandwich that I like to travel with
Speaker 1: because it holds up well. It's from Jersey Mics. It's
Speaker 1: the like club the like turkey ham and bacon but
Speaker 1: you just you get it with Swiss cheese and mayo.
Speaker 1: You don't you can't have any produce on it, because
Speaker 1: you might have to buy this the day before you
Speaker 1: fly out, like the night before, and then you're taking
Speaker 1: it the next day. I realized recently I like that
Speaker 1: sandwich better in that version because something about refrigerating it,
Speaker 1: and since you don't have tomatoes and let us a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff, it holds up well and it actually
Speaker 1: makes the sandwich better than when I eat it directly
Speaker 1: from the store or at the store.
Speaker 2: So you're saying, we're not going MIC's way. There's no juices.
Speaker 1: You can't handle that. If it's an airport, it's an
Speaker 1: airplane sandwich.
Speaker 2: Just taking a MIC's jersey, Mike's Mike's way. If you
Speaker 2: take it home from the sword the house, the sandwich
Speaker 2: is already just a yeah. The bread is Google. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta fork and night chunk that, which is why
Speaker 2: I eat it in the car.
Speaker 1: Okay while, but then it also got me thinking, I
Speaker 1: think a peanut you can always get to make toast
Speaker 1: and do a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 1: But the inverse of that is a peanut butter and
Speaker 1: jelly sandwich out of the refrigerator, which does happen a lot.
Speaker 1: Again at airports, I travel a lot. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: do enjoy a slightly chilled refrigerator BAB and jet PB
Speaker 1: and JAY. Yeah, I think it is aesthetic. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love the toast versions.
Speaker 2: I can't push against that.
Speaker 6: I have a very specific PB and J. This is
Speaker 6: the one that my dad made my lunches as a kid,
Speaker 6: and he so I have a preference for slightly smashed
Speaker 6: peanut butter and jells sandwiches that have been refrigerated overnight. Yes,
Speaker 6: and he would put the peanut butter on both sides
Speaker 6: of the bread and then a big glop of jelly
Speaker 6: in the middle. And there's just like something about that combo.
Speaker 6: I'm sure it's just that I had it when in
Speaker 6: my eating nostalgia.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it was the manifestation of a father's love. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: But I think that maybe. And then I gotta give
Speaker 2: it a good fucking punch after I make mine, I
Speaker 2: ask the sandwich if it's proud of me. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: the bread SAGGI again, what happened? It's not tears. I
Speaker 2: don't know what the hell was going on with the
Speaker 2: fridge sums up in there? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: like when I travel, there's a spot in Pasadena that
Speaker 2: that's like that does like this Italian sandwich where they
Speaker 2: only make one sandwich and you can't order it anyway,
Speaker 2: Like they just have a pile of them and you
Speaker 2: grab them and they're perfect because it's just cheese, a
Speaker 2: little of olive oil and then different like Italian meats
Speaker 2: and that ship you can like put in your pocket
Speaker 2: and like fucking run America.
Speaker 8: Good.
Speaker 2: It's like fantasy.
Speaker 6: The Italian is my favorite, like just grabbing stash sandwich
Speaker 6: for some reason, even I'll take it with a little
Speaker 6: bit of of wetness if the bread is right, you know,
Speaker 6: if it has if the heartbread is not going to
Speaker 6: just dissolve, if the bread abides, dude, exactly, man. But yeah,
Speaker 6: that's refrigerator sandwiches. The best they make. America runs on
Speaker 6: refrigerated sandwiches.
Speaker 2: It does. What's what's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: The VIP area?
Speaker 2: Oh, I think tell them you live, tell them how
Speaker 2: you live?
Speaker 1: TVK how many times because I've we've been to this,
Speaker 1: You've been doing things like oh we have this area.
Speaker 1: Few you guys actually over there and you'll like be
Speaker 1: at a club or a bar or whatever. And as
Speaker 1: a person who I don't frequent the VIP area, I'm
Speaker 1: not of the lev but but oftentimes people the VIP area,
Speaker 1: they're like, if you want to get in and be
Speaker 1: a part of the party and have fun, you have
Speaker 1: to go out into gen pop. Right. Yeah. So it's
Speaker 1: like people pay these tables or do these bottle service
Speaker 1: just to like stand there and not really be a
Speaker 1: part of the party. But if you do decide, if
Speaker 1: they're like, what have you do this for, let's be
Speaker 1: a part of the party, Well then you realized that
Speaker 1: you didn't need the VIP area.
Speaker 2: No, what you wanted was a place to sit, which
Speaker 2: I can understand.
Speaker 1: But oftentimes if I need to get out, just sitting
Speaker 1: somewhere in these lights and music is I will want
Speaker 1: to have stepped outside for a minute anyway, right right, right,
Speaker 1: And that's the greatest VIP area of all outside.
Speaker 6: The out of doors God's VIP area.
Speaker 1: Nature Gya Gaya nailed it. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, the VIPs I mean cause it's it's it's wild,
Speaker 2: how different like when back when, back when I was
Speaker 2: going to clubs in the early odds, the ship was
Speaker 2: there was maybe only a couple VIP tables, and it
Speaker 2: was mostly still a like a place you got fucking gnarly,
Speaker 2: sweaty dancing and ship and then you left. And it's
Speaker 2: interesting to see how over time, like the flex culture
Speaker 2: has taken over even the like spaces that were just
Speaker 2: meant to get like sweaty and dancing, where it's like
Speaker 2: now it's like forty percent fucking tables or fifty percent
Speaker 2: tables and no one dances and it's just to be seen.
Speaker 2: And that's like where I feel like so old. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: my gody.
Speaker 1: But like I think about this too. It's like in Vegas, right,
Speaker 1: if you're living that VIP life, you probably like when
Speaker 1: I go to Vegas, I'm there to sort of run
Speaker 1: them up with the peasants. We're all peasants running around
Speaker 1: freaking out. So like I want to go to the
Speaker 1: pool at the Flamingo and just people watch while drinking Miami. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he in the sphere. No, if you're like VIP lifestyle,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, we got a room and it has
Speaker 1: its own pool, Well that's gonna be the most boring
Speaker 1: pool in Vegas.
Speaker 6: Right, yeah, so what's Yeah, hey, guy, I worked coming over, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Guy, I work with who I flew here with. And
Speaker 1: now it's just me and him in this pool, in
Speaker 1: this room. We pick.
Speaker 2: I got P.
Speaker 6: B and J over there in the in the fridge,
Speaker 6: in the fridge and it's in fridge actually, so it's
Speaker 6: still pretty hard, right.
Speaker 1: But like you get a great room, like the room
Speaker 1: has its own pool, and I'm like, yeah, but I'm
Speaker 1: in Vegas. This isn't the pool I want to be yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, yeah, for sure. It gives me syphilis, Yes,
Speaker 2: I give it right back.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 2: I want I want someone to say, you didn't open
Speaker 2: your eyes underwater there, did you? And then you go
Speaker 2: why what? What's wrong? Oh?
Speaker 1: I can already see it?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, No, I don't agree. I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't really do VIP areas the times, the very
Speaker 6: few times that I've encountered, I feel like there are
Speaker 6: two types of VIP areas. They're the ones that are
Speaker 6: like kind of off to the back, and then they're
Speaker 6: the ones that are like in the center of everything,
Speaker 6: right to be to look at me, be, the look
Speaker 6: at me vi P area that feels like so desperate
Speaker 6: and thirsty to be in that YA area, Like that's
Speaker 6: embarrassing to be in a VIP area that's like in
Speaker 6: the middle of the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Like, what the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 1: Can I saw a question you guys really quick?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Have you seen any like lately in your life or
Speaker 1: just on the internet, Like when they do bottle service
Speaker 1: at a club that's like what they're riding on the
Speaker 1: signs as they walk out, like holding you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: it just says like happy birthday again or whatever. But
Speaker 1: I've seen recently where they're so like left field and hilarious,
Speaker 1: Like they're walking out and the sign says, she's not
Speaker 1: going to text you back. They're walking out and the
Speaker 1: sign says it's just paper right like they're they're they've
Speaker 1: become like meme boards and they're hilarious. And I always
Speaker 1: wonder does the club do that or is that what
Speaker 1: the person requested when they ordered the bottle? Because I
Speaker 1: don't ordered a bottle. I have no idea how this works.
Speaker 6: I Hey, I'm gonna pay you one thousand dollars for
Speaker 6: a single bottle of booze?
Speaker 2: Could you roast me?
Speaker 6: Well? You bring it out to me. Could you just
Speaker 6: absolutely rinse me in front of all these people. I'm
Speaker 6: so desperate to impressed.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's so cool. This So the smearknoff is
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars for a seven to fifty mil Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I guess I'll take that. Then that's the cheapest one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do we get orange juice with that for seventy eight bucks?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was in Japan recently for a friend's wedding and
Speaker 2: at the at the end of their wedding, like it
Speaker 2: was very low key, like a just super chill wedding,
Speaker 2: like it wasn't a huge affair, and afterwards the bride
Speaker 2: and groom were like, we kind of want to go dancing,
Speaker 2: So like me and a few of our other friends,
Speaker 2: we'd like, we didn't get them a gift because they're like,
Speaker 2: you guys traveled all the way here, please don't get
Speaker 2: us gifts. But we're like old and we went to
Speaker 2: a club and we're like, I kind of need to
Speaker 2: sit down, dude, Like I'm not young enough to want
Speaker 2: to be up in it right now, Like I'd rather
Speaker 2: just sit off to the side. Luckily bottles in like
Speaker 2: Japan were not expensive, So like between the six of us,
Speaker 2: we're like, all right, if we all put in like
Speaker 2: eighty bus, like we can all sit down. And we
Speaker 2: did that, and the funny part was they go, oh,
Speaker 2: where are you guys from America? So when the bottle
Speaker 2: came out, they had like sparklers and they were just
Speaker 2: waving American flags and.
Speaker 9: Ship and I was like, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 9: we don't got to do all that.
Speaker 2: But then like the people next to us are like Australia.
Speaker 2: Then they brought an Australian flag out and they're making
Speaker 2: it rain napkins and ship like. It was just very
Speaker 2: then the sparklers, and at that point I was like,
Speaker 2: see this is why I'm I'm. The only way came body,
Speaker 2: when it comes to.
Speaker 6: It, drink any liquid is if it has a sparkler
Speaker 6: and an American flag. And it got to yeah, the
Speaker 6: only way I can wet my whistle.
Speaker 1: That's how your dad made your lunch.
Speaker 2: That's fine exactly. It goes go back to my childhood.
Speaker 2: All right, let's.
Speaker 6: Uh, let's take a quick break and then we'll get
Speaker 6: into some news.
Speaker 3: We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 6: We're back, and so we're we're mainly talking about this
Speaker 6: because the news is talking about this, and this is
Speaker 6: the ship charts, the zeitgeist. Everybody from this point forward
Speaker 6: will be periodically freaking out about some poles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and look at I mean, yeah.
Speaker 6: We've seen Trump's first uh slip in the polls kind
Speaker 6: of Yeah, He's been in the lead for the entirety
Speaker 6: of this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this year basically.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so what does this mean, Miles, We're gonna go
Speaker 6: to Myles, our resident. So I wasted a few few
Speaker 6: years of my life doing this electoral politics. Shit realized
Speaker 6: I just wanted to make funnies on YouTube.
Speaker 2: But I'm back at the board and yeah, like we said,
Speaker 2: Trump is pretty healthily not healthy. I mean, like by
Speaker 2: the margin of error led you know, Biden and at
Speaker 2: times up to five points. But the Biden hasn't led
Speaker 2: Trump in the Fox News poll since October of last year.
Speaker 2: And that was until this week when the latest edition
Speaker 2: of the results came out that he was ahead two
Speaker 2: points and March Trump was ahead five points. So like
Speaker 2: it's been sort of on a downward trend in the
Speaker 2: Fox News poll. Obviously, like we're saying, these aren't any
Speaker 2: indication of what's going to happen. It's merely just like
Speaker 2: what's happening with this group of us, Like maybe fifteen
Speaker 2: hundred people paid interve you know, they poll.
Speaker 6: How those thirty four felonies playing right now with people
Speaker 6: who answer polls.
Speaker 2: This was the first poll since the thirty four felony convictions,
Speaker 2: and so some people were like, oh, look the felonies.
Speaker 2: Fox News are like, ah, it's probably that like Biden
Speaker 2: is getting credit for the economy, and also because he
Speaker 2: was mean to immigrants about you know, like prohibiting asylum
Speaker 2: seekers from entering, that's maybe helping him out. And maybe
Speaker 2: that's true, But I think it's probably just I think
Speaker 2: it's more about Trump excitement waning than Biden excitement increasing,
Speaker 2: because at the end of the day, like the people
Speaker 2: who are gonna show up for Trump are gonna show
Speaker 2: up either way. But I think it's maybe because some
Speaker 2: Independence may have been like we well, thirty four felonies
Speaker 2: isn't great, because now Biden actually had a nine point
Speaker 2: swing in his direction with Independence if you compare it
Speaker 2: to May. I think that's where you see maybe the
Speaker 2: felonies playing out. Sure, but yeah, again, when it comes
Speaker 2: to like Trump like, people are still going to the rallies,
Speaker 2: people are still handing over their money to him. So
Speaker 2: from that standpoint, it seems like things are moving pretty close.
Speaker 2: And again, this has been so the polls have been
Speaker 2: so fucking close. There's nothing that really indicate that either
Speaker 2: person can run away with it. It's gonna be very close.
Speaker 2: And if anything, I think, you know, from from all
Speaker 2: we're seeing, there's just there's a little bit more energy
Speaker 2: being put into the GOP candidate at the moment, whether
Speaker 2: it's like the excellent money going in or maybe just
Speaker 2: the amount of the way they're priming the base to
Speaker 2: reject anything but a Trump victory because that is already
Speaker 2: like they are there. They got those batteries fully charged
Speaker 2: on it. I don't know, we'll see what happens. I mean,
Speaker 2: if if Trump loses, obviously something gonna have something happen, right,
Speaker 2: and who knows he I mean that in all likelihood
Speaker 2: he might just win outright without any fuckery. So it's
Speaker 2: a bit alarming, but either way.
Speaker 1: Probably Okay said, but we're probably in for another like
Speaker 1: five day election day like we were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so close. Yeah, I don't think anyone because
Speaker 2: we don't have our shit together like other countries where
Speaker 2: they're like, all right, we've counted the votes.
Speaker 6: Like yeah here in other countries, yeah, that's just how
Speaker 6: it works.
Speaker 2: We don't. We haven't figured that that out quite yet.
Speaker 6: And there there has to be a reason we haven't
Speaker 6: figured that out quite yet, Like it's somebody's best interest
Speaker 6: for that not to have been figured out.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you spent two days on this. But also,
Speaker 1: isn't this the first poll since electric Battery Shark Paradox?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was Electric Battery Shark Paradox was actually the
Speaker 6: second time he said that. It was just it's just
Speaker 6: happened to like get a little more pick up.
Speaker 1: This time.
Speaker 6: He's done exact same speech like eight months.
Speaker 1: Oh that's in the prompter. Yeah, I mean it's in
Speaker 1: his head.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing I wonder though about that, and
Speaker 1: it just to seriously tie it back into the polls.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of people at Trump
Speaker 1: rallies that are leaving the rally the same way like
Speaker 1: we left ant Man in the Wasp, Like we left
Speaker 1: like we left like Phase four Marvel, Yeah, like we
Speaker 1: walked up being like I don't was that.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 6: That was good, Dan, that was was good.
Speaker 2: It was like it was just.
Speaker 1: Like I'm glad we went. I love going to the
Speaker 1: movies with you.
Speaker 6: But yeah, obviously he's a obviously, like obviously George Lucas
Speaker 6: is a gen in that movie was awesome, But I
Speaker 6: think you're right that there were like some things that
Speaker 6: were obviously it was and obviously, but it was just
Speaker 6: like there was something like a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: But like we both agree we aren't leaving this movie
Speaker 1: the way we left Infinity War, Like we know that,
Speaker 1: like we're oh, yeah, I wont say that. I'm willing
Speaker 1: to say that. But so I wonder if they are
Speaker 1: sort of like walking back to their wagon ns and
Speaker 1: like saying like, I don't that's a.
Speaker 6: Little different, right, Like well, yeah, we were interviews with
Speaker 6: people walking back to their wagon ears from Trump's speeches,
Speaker 6: just being like, so, like, what what do you guys think?
Speaker 1: And I wonder if that's coming through in the polls
Speaker 1: a little bit of like I like people aren't as
Speaker 1: decided or they don't want to answer. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but like it has to be on some level some people,
Speaker 1: and there's I'm not saying are're going to vote for him,
Speaker 1: but in.
Speaker 2: The polling they're a little bit watered down, right, I
Speaker 2: mean that's why, Like I just think of like when
Speaker 2: you look at the rallies, they are different, you know,
Speaker 2: like they're not saying that, they're not doing memory. It
Speaker 2: used to be like they're gonna do lock up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're gonna do drain the swamp. They're gonna do build
Speaker 2: the wall. They're gonna scream it. They haven't said it
Speaker 2: at like, I don't. I think one of the last couple,
Speaker 2: like you, we haven't even heard those like usual chance,
Speaker 2: Like it's just you know, the normal like USA or
Speaker 2: like you know, you know, bullshit or whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: they want to scream out can and And again I
Speaker 2: think that's also because like the the actual substance of
Speaker 2: his rallies is completely different. Like he was on this
Speaker 2: whole populous thing in twenty sixteen and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: look at this, Like build the wall is actually something
Speaker 2: a lot of people are like huge, and he's articulated
Speaker 2: it into this like simple slogan and it from like
Speaker 2: talk radio. Yeah, like talk radio callers, yeah exactly, and
Speaker 2: everyone's like yeah, actually, hell yeah, drain the swamp. They're like,
Speaker 2: hell exactly. And now they're like, are we this fuck it? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's fine. This this is okay. But I think also
Speaker 2: because like it went from being talking about the potential
Speaker 2: things that were like the misgivings of the electorate and
Speaker 2: have just been replaced with his own personal like revenge
Speaker 2: fantasies and grievances that he just yells at them about
Speaker 2: and they're like all right. He's like, you know, it's
Speaker 2: just a witch hunt, you know, folks. And they're like, right, you're.
Speaker 1: Enemy too, there, your enemy too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get you you have a hulup. A lot of
Speaker 2: people do have hoop I have hooloops.
Speaker 1: And you're like, I don't wait what wait what I
Speaker 1: didn't get Why.
Speaker 2: Are we talking about some more racism? Yeah, yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: get to it. I'll get to it.
Speaker 6: And to judge, he looks like an angel, but he like.
Speaker 1: An angel, walks like an angel. He just starts singing
Speaker 1: the song.
Speaker 6: What he literally said, the angel, the judge looks like
Speaker 6: an It was so confusing, but yeah, he's mainly focused
Speaker 6: on personal agrievents. Hopefully that's enough to distract people. There's
Speaker 6: there was like this new York Times article that freaked
Speaker 6: me out a little bit, where they were like, so
Speaker 6: the people, the low visibility voters, the low like the
Speaker 6: voters who'd don't usually vote essentially in primaries and in
Speaker 6: mid terms, they used to always go Democrat. And so
Speaker 6: this is why the Republican's whole strategy, like during W.
Speaker 6: Bush's presidential elections and all those times, was to suppress
Speaker 6: voter turnout. And now they're saying that like the like
Speaker 6: Trump wins those people by like fourteen percentage points, and
Speaker 6: I think this explains also, like why he I don't know,
Speaker 6: Like the thing that's scary to me is if the
Speaker 6: election was held today, even if Biden is up by
Speaker 6: a couple percentage points, like Biden and Hillary Clinton were
Speaker 6: up big on Trump in the polling heading into both elections,
Speaker 6: and he always overperforms the polling. So I don't think
Speaker 6: it's ever enough to be like, yeah, there he's Biden's
Speaker 6: doing great in the polls because Trump.
Speaker 2: Always he just has.
Speaker 6: He's very popular and motivating to a lot of people
Speaker 6: who don't answer polls or usually vote. So that's that's
Speaker 6: what's making me feel like ship yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: We got plenty of reasons, got plenty of reasons. We
Speaker 2: got plenty of reasons to feel like shit. But I mean,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that there's no policy talk because he
Speaker 2: does typically just be like, and there won't be taxes
Speaker 2: for anyone.
Speaker 1: How do you find whatever?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna kill the sharks, and we will.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna do it. I'm not taxing shirks.
Speaker 5: I've never been a fan West Side Story, the Dream
Speaker 5: somewhere somewhere, and I saw history. A lot of people said,
Speaker 5: don't see it. I saw it, read them a reno.
Speaker 5: God bless her. Too bad, she's gone. A lot of
Speaker 5: people think she's alive.
Speaker 2: She's alive, she's gone. They buried her like they like,
Speaker 2: but buried Duma.
Speaker 1: But buried Duma. And he took a sword.
Speaker 2: He lied about having a lot of people lie about whether.
Speaker 1: They sell their swords. It's such a fun.
Speaker 2: He's just mad. Gabbitt, Yeah, yeah, amazing. All right.
Speaker 6: We have another poll that I would give about as
Speaker 6: much credence as the ones we were just talking about.
Speaker 6: This one is a map that shows the top states
Speaker 6: for conspiracy theorists. I'm seeing it get passed around. I'm
Speaker 6: seeing it like pick up some traction. And so the
Speaker 6: big headline, like the top of the list was Florida, Texas,
Speaker 6: and California least conspiracy theory centric states, Maryland, Rhode Island, Hawaii,
Speaker 6: and North Dakota. But there are just a few caveats
Speaker 6: to this, like for starters. This information comes from the
Speaker 6: sports website odds Pedia, who for some reason launched a
Speaker 6: study into conspiracy theories instead of just offering predictions for
Speaker 6: NFL win totals.
Speaker 1: And if you go to oddspedia dot com right now
Speaker 1: and enter DVK at checkout, they will match your conspiracy
Speaker 1: to conspiracies.
Speaker 2: That's right. I'm also like, also they go, what California, Texas,
Speaker 2: and Florida the most populous states in America?
Speaker 1: Like what else are you saying in that order?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The map was also created using a poll that asked
Speaker 6: people which states they believe is which state they believe
Speaker 6: is most likely to have the most conspiracy theorists.
Speaker 2: So it's a poll of people's guest speaking about other
Speaker 2: people about other people. Yeah, because you know, if there's
Speaker 2: one thing I know, well, it's people that aren't me
Speaker 2: or in my immediate community.
Speaker 1: So the actual map is here's a map of the
Speaker 1: states where Americans think most conspiracy theorists are.
Speaker 2: Yes, And isn't that isn't that fascinating?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like the dark states are California, Yuh, Texas, Florida,
Speaker 6: New York.
Speaker 2: It is literally the population centers. Yeah, then Illinois, Ohio,
Speaker 2: like Pennsylvania. We're going in order of them, actually, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh look at you.
Speaker 1: Wow, you guys got your over Probably what people think
Speaker 1: about us at odds when they go to oddspedia dot com. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my own you got an onion. But wouldn't you say,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you guys say if this was an accurate math
Speaker 1: with accurate date data data star.
Speaker 2: Trek either one's fine.
Speaker 1: Florida probably doesn't change color.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, probably not. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like if you're if you're in the keys, it's for
Speaker 1: a reason.
Speaker 2: You're hiding from something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're either running from something or really trying to
Speaker 1: find something.
Speaker 2: Alabama's getting a lot of love too. Yeah, they're also
Speaker 2: like one of the dark, like that one's an outlier
Speaker 2: where they're like and I think maybe it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, people from Alabama or I don't
Speaker 2: know if you're from Alabama. Is that a big conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory state? I guess because everything you can imagine, like California,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get freaky anti vaxxer people like Swiss. There's
Speaker 2: like a lot of woo woo anti vaxers here, Like.
Speaker 1: You're on the other side, and you think California because
Speaker 1: they all they have those crazy gotta get vexed people, right,
Speaker 1: like it goes. It literally cuts both ways.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, right, because it's just your opinion of what
Speaker 6: a conspiracy theory is.
Speaker 2: Yes, California believes Joe Biden is the president.
Speaker 1: You literally can have someone say to you, I think
Speaker 1: it's this state because they don't believe anything there. They
Speaker 1: make it all up. Or and then another person goes,
Speaker 1: I think it's the same state because they believe everything there.
Speaker 6: Right, yea, yeah, exactly as somebody who has traveled a
Speaker 6: lot in this great nation of ours. Daniel van Kirk,
Speaker 6: what where you and you also do a show about
Speaker 6: the sorts of people, Yeah, well doing impressively stupid things.
Speaker 6: What where are you thinking? The hotspots.
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: And I love this state, but it's probably I'd probably
Speaker 1: have to go Wisconsin, Michigan, Montana, Oregon, any place where
Speaker 1: a large part of the state is for people who
Speaker 1: really want to like live remotely. Like, yes, yes, it's
Speaker 1: not about the state as a whole. It's just do
Speaker 1: you have a part of your state where people are
Speaker 1: like the Keys can be considered this as well, where
Speaker 1: people are out here to be like I have my
Speaker 1: thoughts about the world, and I don't want to be
Speaker 1: around anybody, right, Yeah, Like that's it's the Upper Peninsula
Speaker 1: Boundary Waters rural Oregon. Like you're up there because you're like,
Speaker 1: I know what's really going on, and I need to
Speaker 1: be on mind.
Speaker 10: I don't want nothing to do with this thing you
Speaker 10: got going on here, got nothing, it's laying low for
Speaker 10: thirty seven years. Yeah, damn son. You know I don't
Speaker 10: own a mirror, right, Wow? Is that impressive?
Speaker 2: Don't need it? Yeah, don't need it.
Speaker 1: Obviously. There's conspiracy people like in New York and which
Speaker 1: predominantly you would carry New York City would carry the numbers, obviously.
Speaker 1: But you can't live in New York City unless you
Speaker 1: will conform to how things need to work, Like I
Speaker 1: get on this train, you get off here. You need
Speaker 1: to be a part of this system, otherwise you will
Speaker 1: not it will life won't work for you here. Now,
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean they don't have concerts. You know, somebody
Speaker 1: who's been in the same apartment in the Upper east
Speaker 1: Side for fifty years and newspapers that were sure. But
Speaker 1: a lot of it is like when you believe your
Speaker 1: own way and you do your own thing, you need
Speaker 1: to get up to northern Wisconsin.
Speaker 2: Right exactly. Yeah, I'm in the deserts of eastern Oregon. Man,
Speaker 2: You're like, all right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Or I'm out here in New Mexico and I haven't
Speaker 1: seen another person in four days. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: I like what, I'm in a place where it's so
Speaker 2: you're just like truly in like the wilderness, where like
Speaker 2: it's just the sound of nature is almost deafening. Like
Speaker 2: I definitely like that, but I'm wondering, like because party
Speaker 2: me is like, well, I like that, but after maybe
Speaker 2: five days, I'd be like, yo, dude, I need to
Speaker 2: at least hear someone's like terrible exhaust pipe on Honda
Speaker 2: or something like this, the sound schames that make me
Speaker 2: feel okay too. Yeah, now long I can do it,
Speaker 2: even though yeah, I'm probably not too many beliefs away
Speaker 2: from having a manifesto and like a mountain shack. But yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know they don't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't make my own blunts, you know, my own
Speaker 2: tobacco skins to roll. I still need to go to
Speaker 2: the Yeah, I'm with you. I I need I need enough.
Speaker 2: I need to be I need to be waving at
Speaker 2: people at least a day. Yeah, rather than like a
Speaker 2: hawk who's just like picked up a salmon from a stream,
Speaker 2: like hey, yeah, yeah, nice one, it drops, the salmon drops.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, my bad.
Speaker 6: But that never mind, just good catch, you picked it
Speaker 6: up before on.
Speaker 2: That's cool. That's pay five second roll.
Speaker 1: What that's so funny? Fucking loser keeps talking to us,
Speaker 1: man Jesus.
Speaker 6: Christ, Oh man, you'll seeing a bald eagle lately?
Speaker 1: Yes, I saw like three or four last week there
Speaker 1: where my cabin in Wisconsin. For the past couple of
Speaker 1: years have been they've been, they've had they've had a
Speaker 1: nest on the lake and uh. And when I when
Speaker 1: I was leaving the cabin to uh, you know, fly
Speaker 1: get to the airport and then fly back here to I,
Speaker 1: there was one just at the top of a telephone.
Speaker 1: Paul I took a photo of it I could send
Speaker 1: it to you as I was like, that's a fucking
Speaker 1: bald eagle. That's amazing.
Speaker 2: You were just talking about rural Wisconsin being it so
Speaker 2: a place where people go to their What kind of
Speaker 2: ideas you.
Speaker 1: Got, man, I know about you two. If that's what
Speaker 1: you meant. Fuck, Okay, so got neighbors, We got neighbors.
Speaker 1: We're waving.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're you got waving.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 6: I saw bald eagle up close a couple of weeks
Speaker 6: ago at like it was like a rescue bald eagle,
Speaker 6: and I never thought I would see a bird that
Speaker 6: I would. The description that would come to mind is
Speaker 6: built like a brick ship house. But this thing was
Speaker 6: fucking like massive and squat and like thick and just
Speaker 6: looked so pissed. It looked like it should be like
Speaker 6: a full back in the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 2: Like Ron dayne like, yeah, it was like.
Speaker 6: Wisconsin was Wisconsin and Nebraska, yeah, Dane, Yeah, wasn't he?
Speaker 1: I thought I thought Nebraska about it, but you know
Speaker 1: we're talking.
Speaker 2: It's one of those red outfits. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: and it is half a w Anyway, it was Wisconsin nailed,
Speaker 2: it nailed it. It was Yeah, it was Wisconsin. Yeah, Badgers,
Speaker 2: Badgers go Badgers. All right, let's uh, let's take a
Speaker 2: quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 6: And we're back. And so RFK Junior did not qualify
Speaker 6: for the CNN debates. Were you guys making a.
Speaker 1: Lot of metric.
Speaker 2: I didn't qualify for.
Speaker 6: So CNN's polling threshold of fifteen percent in at least
Speaker 6: four approved national polls. Okay, so he got to three.
Speaker 6: So congratulations. This was the big detail that I feel
Speaker 6: like is being under emphasized in the mainstream media. He
Speaker 6: also fell short of the ballot requirements to secure access
Speaker 6: in enough states to win two hundred and seventy electoral votes.
Speaker 6: So he this person who's like being given this much
Speaker 6: media attention is mathematically eliminated before the election starts.
Speaker 2: Well, that's I think you're focusing on the wrong stuff. Agree,
Speaker 2: because he also hold on, he ticked a couple of boxes.
Speaker 2: Is he at least thirty five years old to run
Speaker 2: for president?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: And he nailed that.
Speaker 2: I was born? Was he born of the United States? Yes?
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 2: Did he file for his candidacy with the Federals? Yes? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you, given it yeah, I'm fucking white and I
Speaker 2: vomited backstage. Yeah, this is all It's all bad.
Speaker 1: I mean it is true.
Speaker 2: You don't dude, even if you tried, I think the
Speaker 2: most he can get to like one sixty something.
Speaker 1: That's wild.
Speaker 6: So it's all just to prove a high minded point.
Speaker 6: Like this is what's frustrated Like at that after the
Speaker 6: two thousand election, after you know, like Bernie made a
Speaker 6: run and then it was like, all the Democratic Party
Speaker 6: will never allow something like that to happen. I think
Speaker 6: a lot of us were like, I wonder if there's
Speaker 6: ever a path to a third party candidate. And so
Speaker 6: the fact that he's doing this and is like a
Speaker 6: lot of the arguments he's making are also the arguments
Speaker 6: that I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, no, if if you are trying to.
Speaker 6: Prove a point other than that presidential candidates should do
Speaker 6: their own medicine and science, like you know, like if
Speaker 6: you had an actual point to make, I think other
Speaker 6: than do your own research, I would be like on board.
Speaker 6: We need it to be easier for there to be.
Speaker 2: A third party candidate. But this guy fuckings it's.
Speaker 11: Inspiration, it's inspirational. Survivors. Survivors can run for president. But
Speaker 11: the thing that I think is also kind of wild too,
Speaker 11: is you're like, you don't it doesn't.
Speaker 2: This also doesn't preclude him from running. It's like, do
Speaker 2: you even have the votes to be president?
Speaker 1: Nah?
Speaker 2: All right, man, you can keep running? All good? Yeah,
Speaker 2: nothing bars you from that? Would say, do you have
Speaker 2: the votes to stop me?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Wait what yeah? Perfect dumb guy logic. Well you
Speaker 6: really do doing a weekly podcast? Let me ask you this,
Speaker 6: can you kick my ass? Well, Chris Rocks, that's special? Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Think let's think about a real third party.
Speaker 6: We're not.
Speaker 2: We are not going to have a third party.
Speaker 1: Candidate until we've this is sort of a chicken and anything,
Speaker 1: until we've had a third party president, like the person
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a third party until the person who
Speaker 1: is running in the third party at wins. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I think more than that, Like there
Speaker 2: actually needs to be more like third party people in Congress.
Speaker 2: That's really the building blocks you need, is like you
Speaker 2: got to start getting people in congress first before you
Speaker 2: can't just jump. You can't just skip to the oval
Speaker 2: from there. Like yeah, I mean I think that's the
Speaker 2: trouble that especially on like the left has with like
Speaker 2: the two party system is figuring out what the best
Speaker 2: best path into that is. But the only way to
Speaker 2: start is to actually run people for Congress and at
Speaker 2: least get a foothold there because otherwise, yeah, it's going
Speaker 2: to be very difficult. But I think, like with rfk's campaign,
Speaker 2: the thing is, even before all these you know numbers
Speaker 2: that mathematically quote preclude him from winning the presidency, like
Speaker 2: the campaign was just fucking wobbly as shit, Like they
Speaker 2: were not making they weren't raising any money. He brought
Speaker 2: in that tech person Nicole Shanahan to be his vice
Speaker 2: president to put her own money in. It wasn't enough.
Speaker 2: Like the biggest person bankrolling this is like a Trump donor.
Speaker 2: He was even doing stuff. He's like, hey, man, if
Speaker 2: you fucking donate whatever donations you can get, I'll give
Speaker 2: you fifteen percent of whatever you gave to me. Let's
Speaker 2: just split it fifteen eighty five. And that Yes, he
Speaker 2: was trying to again to bring the sharks into it,
Speaker 2: chum the waters by promising a fifteen percent return on
Speaker 2: whatever you helped fund raise. Dark money goes in the water,
Speaker 2: you go in the water, exactly, It's in the water. Exactly.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's it's just all like there's another thing
Speaker 2: they did. It was like there was you could do
Speaker 2: like a luxury sunset sailing adventure, like he tried to
Speaker 2: do raffles and stuff selling off my language.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean water is that in like hyanasport? Like
Speaker 6: is he doing the is he trading in on the
Speaker 6: Kennedy magic?
Speaker 2: What do we baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're on a campaign like a school silent auction.
Speaker 2: Exactly, That's what he's doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, or yeah, or I guess you can.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It turns out it's like, hey, does your dad still
Speaker 2: work in the garage door business? Yeah? You think you
Speaker 2: could like donate a new garage door and I can
Speaker 2: put that in the raffle for people.
Speaker 1: Free estimate. We could do a free estimate. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll take that.
Speaker 2: This thing is not running on anything except my brain warms.
Speaker 6: The other thing that he's getting ridiculed for lately is
Speaker 6: claiming that the head of NPR is a CIA agent.
Speaker 2: This is another way he.
Speaker 6: Pisses me off because some of his conspiracy theories are good.
Speaker 6: I like the conspiracy theory that the head of NPR
Speaker 6: is the CIA agent personally, I don't. I don't know
Speaker 6: it to be true. I haven't done my own research
Speaker 6: into this one, but there is a history of CIA
Speaker 6: involvement in American media. I doubt the head of NPR
Speaker 6: is a CIA agent. But and then he's also getting
Speaker 6: made fun of. For man, he's so close. If his
Speaker 6: whole thing wasn't just fuck science and medicine, I'd be
Speaker 6: a big fan. Because this other thing is like he's
Speaker 6: he's a weird bird person. He's like trying to train
Speaker 6: ravens in his yard with like scraps of meat.
Speaker 1: Which he.
Speaker 6: Got the bird. He has a pet emu that is
Speaker 6: like constantly attacking Cheryl Hines.
Speaker 1: So he's in his own version of the staircase.
Speaker 3: Yes exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if Cheryl ends up with like a weird what
Speaker 2: he calls raven injury, then we'll know, yeah, absolutely what happened.
Speaker 1: He could tell by the scratch marks.
Speaker 6: That's right, So it's definitely raven dude. And finally Grimace
Speaker 6: is back.
Speaker 1: Grimace grim is left.
Speaker 6: Grimace is like the Kennedys and that we are just
Speaker 6: dying for any way to get him into the zeitgeist.
Speaker 6: Just give us anything. So in this case, Grimace is
Speaker 6: a baseball sensation. So last year it was he put
Speaker 6: out a milkshake that was made of his come. We
Speaker 6: pointed that out on our show a lot of.
Speaker 1: People a year ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, off of it.
Speaker 6: Then you know McDonald's profited off of it. Was almost
Speaker 6: like we were cia plants who had been put there
Speaker 6: to make that joke.
Speaker 2: To cr Agent O'Brien, you got to get people to
Speaker 2: think this Grimace smokeshake is his come.
Speaker 6: This is so trust.
Speaker 2: Is for national securities, not really just just sell me
Speaker 2: think interesting, just to see where it goes.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, this is like the winds of
Speaker 6: change that like create a meme, a bunch of memes
Speaker 6: about the Grimmats milkshake. All right, So the Mets are
Speaker 6: having all I know about the Mets is heading into
Speaker 6: the season. Their fans are like, but this is like
Speaker 6: it's a literal super team, Like we have paid all
Speaker 6: the best players in Major League Baseball to play for
Speaker 6: the Mets. How could it go wrong? And then the
Speaker 6: next time I hear about them, they are having a
Speaker 6: like disastrous season, Like that's those are the two times.
Speaker 6: Because I don't really like pay that much attention to baseball,
Speaker 6: So it's like those stories pop up every one. So
Speaker 6: that happened again this year. They have the highest pal
Speaker 6: three hundred and eight million dollars. Started the season thirty nine,
Speaker 6: twenty nine, and thirty seven, and then a little something happened.
Speaker 6: They invited Grimace to throw out their first pitch and
Speaker 6: they won that game, and that's it. No, no, no, Then
Speaker 6: they won. Then they won seven more. They won seven
Speaker 6: in a row after Grimace throughout the pitch, and everybody
Speaker 6: has been speculating this is Grimace is doing because like
Speaker 6: some of the wins have come with like bizarre errors
Speaker 6: by the opponents. Like so Grimace's magic is like malevolent.
Speaker 6: It's like fucking people up, like it's causing other teams
Speaker 6: to have errors and all down.
Speaker 2: And hurt themselves.
Speaker 6: So I'm just saying, so they they finally the Grimace
Speaker 6: winning streak came to an end and lost to the
Speaker 6: Texas Rangers last night.
Speaker 2: But get them back out there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean they weren't gonna win every game. Grimmas
Speaker 6: can only do so much.
Speaker 2: If I don't like that. I don't like that kind
Speaker 2: of limited thinking. I think we really need I think
Speaker 2: they should lean the fuck into this and hope to
Speaker 2: fucking god, this is what's going on that Grimace is
Speaker 2: the savior of their season. I think that was just
Speaker 2: that makes for a better Angels in the Outfield type movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're just talking about that with Blair.
Speaker 1: Grimas should be like their JOBU from yeah, major.
Speaker 2: League exactly whatever their yeah offensive, Yeah, yeah exactly. I
Speaker 2: remember that always blew my mind when I started watching
Speaker 2: twenty four and like my like movie conscious, like Mike, yeah,
Speaker 2: like my like my awareness around Dennis Haysbert's career was
Speaker 2: like murky, so you showed him, like, dude, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Can Serrano from middru.
Speaker 6: The President's American.
Speaker 9: I thought that guy was forwarded so stupid, like just
Speaker 9: not understanding what a fucking movie is, but also what
Speaker 9: an insult to the fucking players, Like it's fucking Grimace man.
Speaker 2: And I get that a lot of it was like
Speaker 2: self inflicted by their opponents, but that's gotta be terrible
Speaker 2: for morale when everyone's like, dude, we gotta fucking pray
Speaker 2: to our Grimace statue tonight because that's what's gonna help
Speaker 2: you unless.
Speaker 6: All right, So I've heard it said baseball player is
Speaker 6: not always the smartest and in many cases, not like
Speaker 6: is there a sport.
Speaker 2: Of the professional athletes? Is there any sport though where
Speaker 2: we would say that we're like, you know those guys, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was really smart.
Speaker 6: Baseball offense or basketball offensive linemen and quarterbacks tend to
Speaker 6: be really have to be really smart.
Speaker 1: But I was really baseball players are pretty smart, insanely
Speaker 1: superstitious more than I feel like, yeah.
Speaker 6: Exactly exactly, they're super super right, So they're very superstitious. Yeah,
Speaker 6: they're I feel like like the the Red Sox had
Speaker 6: that big turnaround around the team motto that they were
Speaker 6: the idiots. I think like they they called themselves the idiots.
Speaker 6: I think in baseball it actually helps to be like
Speaker 6: proudly stupid in some cases, and so I feel like
Speaker 6: this would actually be a good thing for them to
Speaker 6: rally behind just be like, yeah, great, it's good. Like
Speaker 6: we we now just like Sarah prayers to Grimace before
Speaker 6: we go out there, because yeah, it's it's happening one
Speaker 6: way or another. A player was literally asked how much
Speaker 6: credit do you give to Grimace during the post win interview,
Speaker 6: Like literally that happened.
Speaker 1: I hope that straight face that player said all of it.
Speaker 1: We don't even know what we give them all the credit.
Speaker 2: Brandon, You're always very articulate, but I want you to
Speaker 2: be very thoughtful about this next answer. How much credit
Speaker 2: do you guys give to Grimace for this reason? I mean, hey,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. I don't know about coincidence,
Speaker 2: and so you know, I mean, he definitely correlates with us,
Speaker 2: you know, going on this run.
Speaker 6: And you know, if that's what you want to attribute
Speaker 6: it to, then then I'm all for it.
Speaker 2: Whatever it is, let's keep it going. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: I like that, like correlation and causation. He was like,
Speaker 2: keeping the relationship straight even in his answer, I know correlated, Well,
Speaker 2: fuck me, then this guy's knows correlation causes. This guy
Speaker 2: is no, you're right, this baseball player is smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever it is, let's keep it going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He like he also doesn't want to lean into it.
Speaker 2: He's like because he in his mind, He's like, we
Speaker 2: can't let him know it's because of Grimace.
Speaker 6: Man mouth that makes it look so much like he's
Speaker 6: coming Like that sucks it up.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, who is Grimace? Sorry, not the baseball player.
Speaker 6: Okay, I was just looking at a picture of grimace
Speaker 6: and his mouth just looks it is like yeah.
Speaker 1: Plus he's sort of I'm always looking down at his
Speaker 1: sexual partners saying like you like that?
Speaker 6: Yeah, his eyeline match does is you know, could be
Speaker 6: read as pornographic if you are looking to read it thusly,
Speaker 6: I am, and we are and we always are, and
Speaker 6: that's why we love you. Daniel Vankirk. Uh so wonderful
Speaker 6: having you back on the zeitgeist. Where can people find you?
Speaker 6: Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 1: Go to Daniel Vankirk dot com. This July, I'm doing
Speaker 1: hub City Comedy Week, a week of me doing shows
Speaker 1: every single night as a couple of reasons. One, I
Speaker 1: get to pretend I live in Chicago again in the
Speaker 1: summer for a week, and I'm building that new hour.
Speaker 1: You can watch the one I just dropped on YouTube.
Speaker 1: You can also listen to it or if you listen
Speaker 1: to comedy, it's called Rose Goold. I hope you check
Speaker 1: it out. Daniel Vankirk dot com for all my dates
Speaker 1: and Roy's gole and I do pen Pals Patreon exclusively
Speaker 1: and Dumb People Town I do with the squar Brothers
Speaker 1: Have Forever. It's a fun dumb show and I'm this
Speaker 1: summer launching The Midnight Air, the other side of the
Speaker 1: coin to what you guys do. It's a it's a
Speaker 1: nighttime podcast, about twenty to thirty minutes an episode, and
Speaker 1: it's for people who are trying to go to sleep
Speaker 1: or trying to stay awake. Just just a chill, nightly
Speaker 1: podcast called the Midnight Air.
Speaker 6: So they've ben look up for that. That's versatility. You're
Speaker 6: able to do a single podcast to keep people awake
Speaker 6: and put them to sleep.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah that sounds good. I like the title Midnight Air.
Speaker 6: All right, is there a work of media dangle lan
Speaker 6: Kirk that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Yes, I put it in our document now. It's it's
Speaker 1: not a twix, which is twitter x. It's not a twist.
Speaker 1: But it is a woman who, as most people do,
Speaker 1: who have pets they love, created a song out of
Speaker 1: love for this pet, and it is It might be
Speaker 1: my summer banger.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, this I could without even playing the video,
Speaker 2: just the way this old woman is holding the cat.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm about to fucking levitate out of my
Speaker 2: seat a cat just to.
Speaker 8: Be any everywhere. Ago he follows me, he gets sing
Speaker 8: to everything I do. You may not believe it itself going,
Speaker 8: I got.
Speaker 6: Some what call you to do to?
Speaker 8: Then the cat want me to stop and play he knows,
Speaker 8: just have to get his way for he's a low
Speaker 8: do my work another day.
Speaker 6: I liked it.
Speaker 1: I like, I love that, said Grandma sing your cat song?
Speaker 1: And yeah that was like the end of eight mile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just out that songs.
Speaker 1: We went we make up to sing to our animals.
Speaker 2: Ye are my children?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yes, or chiltern for sure.
Speaker 6: Some of the dumbest songs becomes one mouth.
Speaker 2: But that one I got one too. A part of
Speaker 2: me is like do I rithm Like no, something's got
Speaker 2: to be secret. Keep that for you because I battle
Speaker 2: her majesty over because like there's a form to the
Speaker 2: song and we improv off of it and it gets
Speaker 2: It's just it's an escalation, pure escalation.
Speaker 1: That's love, that's life. That's beautiful.
Speaker 2: And a certain point's trained into like an improv battle
Speaker 2: and less than singing to the baby, and we're like, no,
Speaker 2: pretty good, Actually that was good as far.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so great.
Speaker 6: It's easy when they're like around like around six, because
Speaker 6: then all you have to do is like, change one
Speaker 6: of the lyrics to poop and there crush. Yeah, just destroying.
Speaker 6: Speaking of which, Miles, where can people find you? Is
Speaker 6: their working media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Find me on Twitter, Instagram at Miles of Gray,
Speaker 2: find Jack and I on the Jack and I, Jack
Speaker 2: and I on the podcast, Miles and Jack on Mad Booth.
Speaker 2: The next episode is going to be pretty fun for
Speaker 2: all you people around millennial age and older because we
Speaker 2: got a legendary basketball player up. I believe that the one,
Speaker 2: the one that just dropped the no, no, no, the one
Speaker 2: that's coming out next week. I'm saying the next the
Speaker 2: very next one. Oh yeah, yeah. We got somebody who
Speaker 2: got a Hall of Famer not literally but also in
Speaker 2: our hearts, and you will see when that comes anyway,
Speaker 2: and also find me on Talking ninety Dan on four
Speaker 2: to twenty day Fiance tweet. I liked there were so
Speaker 2: many fucking hilarious tweets because on Juneteenth, Kendrick Lamar had
Speaker 2: the pop out show with Kennon Friends at the Forum
Speaker 2: where it was basically it's just an entire concert, I mean,
Speaker 2: mostly Kendrick stuff, but also you know, a lot of
Speaker 2: shots at Drake fired too this at sun I'm sleep, tweeted,
Speaker 2: Fam Kendrick Lamar has Nike shocks, has on Nike shocks. Man,
Speaker 2: What the fuck was Drake even thinking? This isn't a
Speaker 2: normal human being. I just tried to google where to
Speaker 2: buy some and my phone restarted and that's just a
Speaker 2: stupid secret again building on the mystique of Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2: You know, Russell Westbrook also had a great time up there.
Speaker 2: It was nice to see what Russell Westbrook smiling on stage,
Speaker 2: so you know, yeah, anyway, yeah, it was cool, good,
Speaker 2: good NBA. Yeah, the Marty rotation, yeah, the locals. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 6: Uh you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien,
Speaker 6: a tweet I've been enjoying from at Ted off the
Speaker 6: Grid tweeted. The hardest part of being a parent to
Speaker 6: small children for me is the dumb questions and it
Speaker 6: makes me feel like a monster. But my kids asked
Speaker 6: why he couldn't take a vase to daycare and I said,
Speaker 6: it's glass, you can't And he said, what if a
Speaker 6: wizard made it not glass?
Speaker 2: Get out of.
Speaker 6: My face, love live love, I love, Get out of
Speaker 6: my faced, face down my face Jesus Christ, but that
Speaker 6: that is uh yeah, I appreciate it. Then, unfortunately, because
Speaker 6: the Internet sucks, the person had to like come back
Speaker 6: and be like, guys, this is sarcasm. I don't rip
Speaker 6: my child's whimsy away. I'm investing to fellow adults. Stop
Speaker 6: acting like I'm bin louded.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: But then they were like, have someone wake you up
Speaker 6: at five am to ask you why grasshoppers have eyes?
Speaker 6: And you will see so you just still pissed.
Speaker 1: He still pissed.
Speaker 2: I do grasshoppers have eyes? Why?
Speaker 6: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brian.
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Speaker 6: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
Speaker 6: as well as a song that we think you might enjoys.
Speaker 2: The song you think people might enjoy it just a song.
Speaker 2: I've just been listening to some like interesting throwback instrumental
Speaker 2: music and actually I think this is at one of those,
Speaker 2: Like you know, it's a score from an Italian composer.
Speaker 2: The track is called Mexican Dream and it's by Piero Piccioni,
Speaker 2: p i Ccio and I and it's just got again.
Speaker 2: It just feels like nice background music and you're looking
Speaker 2: at a nice landscape. So again, I like relaxing things
Speaker 2: like that, especially as things get hotter and the summer
Speaker 2: is fully here. So just you know, start off easy.
Speaker 2: Just put this on your speakers, your headphones, your car
Speaker 2: stairy or whatever, take a nice drive with the windows
Speaker 2: down and enjoy this Mexican Dream by Piero Piccioni.
Speaker 6: Piero Piccioni hangs out with Mark MAJORI. They they kick
Speaker 6: it together and are just hot together in general.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if people, oh yeah, maybe that's
Speaker 2: in the cold open. People know about our love for Mark,
Speaker 2: my agility.
Speaker 6: They're gone the hot boys hot boys. Uh right, Well,
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