Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't fully write it up, but Lauren
Speaker 1: Bobert was wearing reps. Really, she got repped versions of
Speaker 1: those shitty Trump sneakers, those gold ones, and she rocked them.
Speaker 1: And people were like, I guess some people fucking could
Speaker 1: tell on feet immediately that like those are so fucking fakes,
Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, they're from China. They're like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: she said that. Yeah, she like admitted it. She's like,
Speaker 1: I couldn't get my hands on the real thing, so
Speaker 1: this is okay, that's kind of fun. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: in a way, like I don't shame rep queers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, but and that's like the saddest ship to
Speaker 1: fucking like I got. I guess I got the reps.
Speaker 2: So the Trump sneak Air Trump, Yeah, man, the air
Speaker 2: Golden toilets. Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three,
Speaker 2: forty four, Episode four of denyst Day production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 2: into America's share consciousness. And it is, of course, Thursday
Speaker 2: June twenty seventh, twenty.
Speaker 1: Four Thursday June seventh, Of course, it is what is
Speaker 1: June twenty seventh, what are we We're celebrating National Sunglasses Day,
Speaker 1: National Onion Day, National ice cream Cake Day, National PTSD
Speaker 1: Awareness Day, National Handshake Day, National Orange Blossom Day, and
Speaker 1: National Bomb Pop Day, National HIV Testing Day.
Speaker 2: There's a lot. This is This is a lot. That's
Speaker 2: a fragrant. Now, we got orange blossoms. We got bomb pops?
Speaker 2: Is that are those the red.
Speaker 1: White and blue popsicles?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know the ice cream man sense the rocket pops?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, in some circles there known as oh.
Speaker 1: We know them as bomb pops in LA.
Speaker 2: Debate days, Debate Day also, Yeah, that's the that's the
Speaker 2: main thing.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: You've just been waiting to hear where these guys come
Speaker 2: down on some big issues. And that's that's just what
Speaker 2: everybody's going to gather around their radio to night in
Speaker 2: front of the fire and listen and learn, I think.
Speaker 2: But anyways, Happy Orange Blossom Day to everybody. My name's
Speaker 2: Jack O'Brien aka inside him. He's logging.
Speaker 1: It's bad.
Speaker 2: I'm sensing doom so close here, I hear his asshole
Speaker 2: repaint the room. Don't poop, so don't poop, so don't
Speaker 2: poop so close to me. That is courtesy of Andrew Bobb,
Speaker 2: and you current do that on television. A little collabo
Speaker 2: in the discord about the etiquette of taking a poop
Speaker 2: in the stall directly next to a person and leave
Speaker 2: between Leave the stall, leave the buffer. I don't care
Speaker 2: if you are, you know, uncomfortable being the first pair
Speaker 2: of shoes that people see when they walk in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: You still need to give them that buffer. I'm thrilled
Speaker 2: to be joined as always by my co host, mister
Speaker 2: Miles Grass.
Speaker 1: Miles Greg.
Speaker 4: He needs to give it up. He's had about enough.
Speaker 4: His nose starting to bleed. The Boys on Coke. I'm
Speaker 4: sorry that you seem to be confused that Graham belongs
Speaker 4: to him.
Speaker 1: The Boys on Coke. Okay, now that is I just
Speaker 1: came up with that in the shower this morning, because
Speaker 1: everybody on the Republicans are they're saying Joe Biden is
Speaker 1: on cocaine, and that's when he's gonna be on the
Speaker 1: fucking debate stage, yacked out of his mind.
Speaker 2: That is the last drug this motherfucker is gonna be on.
Speaker 2: Like he probably has an insulin pump of adderall that
Speaker 2: like anytime his blood adderall level falls below a certain level.
Speaker 2: He gets shot up with adderall, he's the president. He's
Speaker 2: not fucking doing cocaine. Hey, I mean, and then like
Speaker 2: you can try like Obama and Clinton probably did cocaine,
Speaker 2: but this guy, like them let him do cocaine.
Speaker 1: Well that's I mean, Like again, this is coming from
Speaker 1: the GOP who They're just like, I don't know, he's
Speaker 1: on cocaine.
Speaker 2: There's people who are always like, what are you on crack?
Speaker 1: Bro? You know exactly Nah? Not this time, Miles.
Speaker 2: We are thrilled enough bullshit. We're thrilled to be joined
Speaker 2: in our third seat by one of the great guests
Speaker 2: we've ever had, one of the great first time guests,
Speaker 2: an author, radio host, host of the podcast The pat Down,
Speaker 2: one of the best comedians to ever do it. He's
Speaker 2: currently on the Hot and Flashy Tour. It's Miss p.
Speaker 3: And you guess can't be married.
Speaker 2: Energetically. We're giving off that somehow, y' I wake up
Speaker 2: drunk next time. I am happily married of sixteen years now.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I'm about to celebrate my tenth anniversary. What yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah with them.
Speaker 3: Songs I was singing, they was giving a single.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why. That's why we do it in a
Speaker 1: That's why we do it in a separate room in
Speaker 1: the house where they do not hear any of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. They're like, God, i'd rather, I'd rather pretend
Speaker 2: that you don't host that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm glad to get
Speaker 1: that assessment. But you, yeah, because you've been you've been
Speaker 1: married for a while too. I know, before we got
Speaker 1: on Mike, you we got a little flavor of married
Speaker 1: life because you've been together for what like thirty.
Speaker 3: Birthday was yesterday. His birthday was also yesterday, and he
Speaker 3: is getting older dawn there.
Speaker 1: But I do nothing, yeah right.
Speaker 3: I mean they say I hang up on people a lot,
Speaker 3: which I do because I'm the type of person I
Speaker 3: hate a lot of conversation. Just tell me, I don't.
Speaker 3: I hate for people to ask the phone say how
Speaker 3: you doing. I don't do damn how you doing? Let
Speaker 3: me tell you what I call you for, evign I
Speaker 3: find you asking the phone. So I like to get
Speaker 3: straight to the point. My husband, like you just heard
Speaker 3: where it's that. Didn't ask me nothing.
Speaker 5: Just on the damn phone.
Speaker 3: It's just a funny, you know, being married a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean in a profound way.
Speaker 1: I hate to ask that cliche, you know question, but
Speaker 1: like you know, what's what's what's the secret for you?
Speaker 3: Communication Number one honesty and separate batrole. We just moved
Speaker 3: into a separate bedroom and I love it. I love it,
Speaker 3: and I've had friends who like move into separate bed rooms.
Speaker 3: Not because it's something wrong with the marriage. Just one
Speaker 3: of the reasons why I got separate room. My HUSBANDE
Speaker 3: snow really bad and he'll sleep at this so you
Speaker 3: won't wear it, and I get tired of beating him
Speaker 3: in the back of every night.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: The second reason is he like a firm mattress. I
Speaker 5: like a soft mattress.
Speaker 3: So when you and I grew up really poor. So
Speaker 3: when you put me on a firm matt it reminds
Speaker 3: me of sleeping on the floor on a sidewalk.
Speaker 5: I can't see right right, So.
Speaker 3: When you get it, when you grow up in life,
Speaker 3: you remind you being poor. One of the things I
Speaker 3: always wanted was a soft mattress. So her mattress is
Speaker 3: really soft, and he says hurt. He said hurt every
Speaker 3: part of his body. So we just decided you go
Speaker 3: over there, I'll go over here we'll faceide each other.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen each other in years. He just FaceTime
Speaker 2: from one room to.
Speaker 1: The next and it works out.
Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah, the most designer mattress is just a
Speaker 2: wooden floor. That's That's how I like it, you know,
Speaker 2: just so hard.
Speaker 1: I need some I need he needs to that balance.
Speaker 1: Like if it's too soft and like my back is
Speaker 1: like curved in bed, then I end up waking up achy.
Speaker 1: But again, you know, it's different for everybody. It's different
Speaker 1: for everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fat too. I don't want to.
Speaker 5: Lay on that to run that hard. Yeah, I got
Speaker 5: a little cushions right right.
Speaker 2: I feel like my body uh just won't allow me
Speaker 2: to lay on something soft because then like I get
Speaker 2: like my it bends in weird ways. Yeah, all right, Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know why you thought my song about repainting
Speaker 2: a room with your asshole was indicative that I.
Speaker 1: Don't have a wife.
Speaker 2: But we'll move on from that.
Speaker 3: I will say this, Joe Biden is not on cocaine,
Speaker 3: not absolutely.
Speaker 5: He's not on cocaine. His son is on cocaine.
Speaker 2: Proudly proud.
Speaker 3: I used to sell Craig and rarely do you see
Speaker 3: him Craik and Coki is in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't make it that
Speaker 2: long usually, right.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's just so swing and down.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's being eighty one or how old
Speaker 1: he is. Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, miss Pat, we're going to get to
Speaker 2: know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 2: a couple of the things we're going to talk about later.
Speaker 2: We are going to talk about just all the accusations
Speaker 2: being lobbed at Joe Biden about the upcoming debate. We're
Speaker 2: going to talk about just the presidential debate. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of anticipation for the debate. People say it's going
Speaker 2: to be watched by most Americans, which that's a lot,
Speaker 2: that's a lot. Yes, most things are not watched by
Speaker 2: most Americans. That's like Super Bowl numbers, So we'll see
Speaker 2: if that's true. We're going to talk about the cop
Speaker 2: that busted justin Timberlake, who might be the one cop
Speaker 2: who I'm like, maybe okay with because he just like
Speaker 2: fucks with rich people from the Hampton's all day every day.
Speaker 2: So all of that plenty more. But first, Miss Patt,
Speaker 2: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 2: from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2: Just searching?
Speaker 3: You're like, there's probably a furniture store for me, because
Speaker 3: I mean, I just I just built a whole.
Speaker 5: So I'm I'm a d I.
Speaker 3: Y two d I wire so I'm always looking for
Speaker 3: the next thing to do.
Speaker 5: So my search history will have a.
Speaker 3: Whole lot of d I y stuff and hot flashes.
Speaker 3: So I'm going through metopolls. So I've been searching a
Speaker 3: lot of things. You know, it's different ways to try
Speaker 3: to control your metal poles. So I'm trying to search.
Speaker 3: I've been searching a lot on which which way I
Speaker 3: should go, which medication? Should I get pelts? Should I
Speaker 3: get cleaned? Should I take shots? Should I take feels?
Speaker 3: A whole lot of old driver jama stuff. I've been searching.
Speaker 6: How drives it gonna get?
Speaker 3: Will I get like Nevada, or will I be like Camlifornia,
Speaker 3: or what I say, like Atlanta?
Speaker 5: So who knows what I mean?
Speaker 2: I feel like Atlanta has Atlanta in the summertime has
Speaker 2: to be a hard time for hot flashes, right.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, And it's a lot of it.
Speaker 3: Got a lot of sweat going on the crack and
Speaker 3: your butt to So it's hot today, that's where I'm
Speaker 3: at that it is hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wait, So what kind of DIY stuff are?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: How did you get into it? Because I know were
Speaker 1: you just sort of like at a certain point and
Speaker 1: like some of this ship I can do myself. I
Speaker 1: don't need to pay somebody or what's how did you
Speaker 1: get into doing d I Y stuff.
Speaker 3: My husband used to be a home well he used
Speaker 3: to be a house just before he was in general motives.
Speaker 3: So we didn't have a lot of money to redo
Speaker 3: our first house and we boved, so we just we
Speaker 3: just started watching AHGTV AGC would make you take up
Speaker 3: your house to make make you They really make you
Speaker 3: think you're a hero. Then you get that ship upon
Speaker 3: you put it back. I don't know how to cut
Speaker 3: I don't know how to pay. So we went through
Speaker 3: all of the postings tean.
Speaker 5: Up our old house, and I just fell.
Speaker 3: In love with it. So I just built a house.
Speaker 3: My home now where I'm living at with no cut
Speaker 3: track is like fifteen thousand four.
Speaker 1: Feet whoa wait wait wait, so who you you were?
Speaker 1: Like you were the general contractor basically I was.
Speaker 3: A Democrat tractor.
Speaker 5: I pull it all for a minute, so I got
Speaker 5: the design.
Speaker 3: I did everything I do.
Speaker 2: So when you do DIY stuff, you actually like do
Speaker 2: it yourself. You don't just google DIY stuff and then
Speaker 2: be like okay, uh huh.
Speaker 1: Okay, I see how the chair.
Speaker 2: So I need somebody to help me out. You actually
Speaker 2: do that ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually do well. I used to do it
Speaker 3: a lot before my comedy and all on the TV
Speaker 3: stuff took off.
Speaker 5: I was grinning the hand only Yeah, I do it
Speaker 5: a lot. I do it a lot.
Speaker 2: Now, well, you need an HG TV show. I feel
Speaker 2: like you have three shows already.
Speaker 3: I do that. I probably do have three shows, but
Speaker 3: I do need it. That's why I keep telling itybody,
Speaker 3: I really want to do d I Y, but do it. Honestly.
Speaker 5: You can't come in and say I don't want to
Speaker 5: do a DY show.
Speaker 3: And they say, oh my god, this wall is gonna
Speaker 3: cost you fifteen one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Not a hell. It won't kick a hole in the wall.
Speaker 5: It's just stunts.
Speaker 3: Back there, let's tell this bitch.
Speaker 2: Tale this bitch down. What is What's something that you
Speaker 2: see people paying for that is actually fairly easy to do? Yourself,
Speaker 2: or at least easy for you.
Speaker 3: Is this I mean, it's it's just a measurements.
Speaker 5: I see peaceful.
Speaker 3: I pay for a lot of stuff now that before
Speaker 3: I would do myself, like tearing out a wall, putting
Speaker 3: the wall back. I'm doing my girlfriend house and I
Speaker 3: have just seen what I say, if you tell it out,
Speaker 3: I'll put it back. So we'll go in, and I
Speaker 3: just told we just tore her whole kitchen and her
Speaker 3: liv room. We did the same thing for my nephew.
Speaker 3: So I go over and I say, okay, I need
Speaker 3: this wall here. So like with my nephews and my husband,
Speaker 3: we put a couple of his walls.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I won't do no drywall.
Speaker 5: That's hard ship.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be no time, but I do everything.
Speaker 3: I paint that bitch.
Speaker 1: Okay you do?
Speaker 2: You seem like you have just an incredible amount of energy.
Speaker 2: Do you do you need a lot of sleep? I
Speaker 2: just always when people are able to do this much stuff,
Speaker 2: like what what's your sleep?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: You do you need it to the eight hours of sleep?
Speaker 2: Or are you like a person who needs less?
Speaker 5: They say I don't sleep.
Speaker 3: Everybody I do, they don't sleep, But my mind, just
Speaker 3: wake me up every morning by three thirty four o'clock.
Speaker 3: I don't what time I go to sleep. I'm always
Speaker 3: about three thirty four o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then you're just in the back just tearing walls out right.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm thinking about the show.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about development, I'm thinking about jokes, I'm writing,
Speaker 3: I'm writing.
Speaker 5: I'm always just thinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, oh, miss Pat, because I know, look,
Speaker 1: you have a show too where people bring you issues
Speaker 1: and you are able to judge things on. Miss Pat
Speaker 1: settles it. I'm curious the thing that Jack was talking
Speaker 1: about the top of the show about taking a shit
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. This there is a debate on the way.
Speaker 1: There was a debate on the internet about when you
Speaker 1: walk into a three stall war restroom to use the bathroom,
Speaker 1: do you use the stall closest to the door, the
Speaker 1: middle stall, or the very last stall, and if someone
Speaker 1: is in one of the stalls, which stall do you select.
Speaker 1: There was a big debate over whether or not people
Speaker 1: need to keep a buffer stall in between two people
Speaker 1: taking the ship in the bathroom. This was one the
Speaker 1: others just in there, yeah, yeah, or I guess I
Speaker 1: guess in there, but I think that's where that's where
Speaker 1: our minds went because we're single men emotionally.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm fifty two, so I run to the first
Speaker 3: fucking stall. Let me decide to choose pissed on myself.
Speaker 5: Some day.
Speaker 3: I don't want to push YUNKI move, bitch. You know
Speaker 3: I'm about to give out. I don't have a problem
Speaker 3: with somebody mixing me crapping. I will say, if you
Speaker 3: know you craping, at least flush as you go. Yeah.
Speaker 5: If I'm cracking.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna flush and I go because I know it's
Speaker 3: gonna take another ten minutes to wipe my hands. So
Speaker 3: I want.
Speaker 5: I want to be curtish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's what I like. Yeah, we can all
Speaker 1: agree that the courtesy flush is the bare minimum in
Speaker 1: those Yes.
Speaker 3: But when you just let it all pile up, then
Speaker 3: I have a problem. The tackle at the top, tap
Speaker 3: on your wall. Hey, I'm.
Speaker 2: Just still going.
Speaker 3: But you know what, women, women are way better than
Speaker 3: me because most of us, and I would say most
Speaker 3: of them, I know I do. I always care.
Speaker 5: Spray with me, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the travel Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Always carry that because I don't I mean, I don't
Speaker 3: want you to smell I from smelling like fishing or Greek,
Speaker 3: or or if I don't take a crap. So I
Speaker 3: always try to, you know, because I don't know if
Speaker 3: you gonna walk in the start after somebody else like,
Speaker 3: but men don't care.
Speaker 1: Women don't know.
Speaker 2: Disgusting, Yeah, for anyone else's by home.
Speaker 1: I don't wanna.
Speaker 2: I don't want to smell that ship. Some of you
Speaker 2: guys smell weird out there. What what's something you think
Speaker 2: is underrated?
Speaker 5: I don't know?
Speaker 3: Can I the daughter? She don't give the Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: she don't. Okay, give me something that's overrated? Kids?
Speaker 2: Kids?
Speaker 5: Okay, what's underrate abortions?
Speaker 1: There you go a juxtaposition, underrated abortions overrated?
Speaker 7: Oh wow, that's amazing. Is your daughter comedian? She came,
Speaker 7: She was quick with that.
Speaker 3: She she writes on the show and tell all the time.
Speaker 3: She need to be a damn comedian.
Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, yeah, right.
Speaker 3: When I can, I can let me tell you what
Speaker 3: I say. They overrated because you don't get the tax
Speaker 3: break you used to get for yes, could I mean? No?
Speaker 3: What's his name? Trump changed that we don't get those
Speaker 3: great tax breaks, a tax break.
Speaker 5: You used to get for being poors. You don't get
Speaker 5: them anymore.
Speaker 3: So they saw the overrated you used to get ear
Speaker 3: income createy.
Speaker 5: It takes a lot to get income created, y'all.
Speaker 3: Father the hell I'm talking about because you didn't give
Speaker 3: me a tax break.
Speaker 5: So but they used to give your ship tell of
Speaker 5: money per child. They don't do that anymore.
Speaker 3: So, Yeah, I used to tell my kids back in
Speaker 3: the day, I said, when you're eighteen, I don't get
Speaker 3: an income tax return for you.
Speaker 5: So that means we're done, right.
Speaker 1: You have no monetary value? No, I mean, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just have my first child, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see my taxes. And I was I
Speaker 1: was like, what it's like I didn't even have Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, this was the reality I was promised.
Speaker 1: But no, no, you said it was purely an investment.
Speaker 1: You said, exactly, it.
Speaker 3: Was only an investment as you put it in the
Speaker 3: moment that.
Speaker 2: Was it very business like.
Speaker 3: He's very business And the crazy part is you don't
Speaker 3: know how they turn out.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 3: I got a few right here, I have a few
Speaker 3: kids right here, and be like I kept you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you gotta love them the same. You gotta
Speaker 1: love them the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love a lot of my kids, but let
Speaker 3: me say this as a parent, because I need a
Speaker 3: lot of parents the same life. Everybody got a favorite kid.
Speaker 3: Now that doesn't mean that doesn't mean that my mother,
Speaker 3: father don't love everybody. I have a favorite kid. I
Speaker 3: love the rest of y'all, but this is right here.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite.
Speaker 2: And do you tell them that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You wait? Why and why is jum Bug your favorite?
Speaker 3: I think I think because it was my last when
Speaker 3: he was ten to two. He's just so sweet, he's
Speaker 3: my baby. He's twenty three. But like that when I'm
Speaker 3: just talking to yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Much, I'm Curiousyah see, I'm contemplating another child, maybe down
Speaker 1: the road. And that's my fear is that I would
Speaker 1: immediately like start comparing them, be like, oh man, this
Speaker 1: one ain't ship compared to the other one. Not like
Speaker 1: in an aggressive way, but that just merely by having
Speaker 1: multiple kids you have the ability to sort of compare
Speaker 1: and contrast and like, and then from there you are
Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, maybe I like the other one better,
Speaker 1: or maybe I like this one better?
Speaker 6: What everybody like? One?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 5: Everybody?
Speaker 3: But you get fak ass parents to say Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I love all of my kids.
Speaker 5: You don't.
Speaker 3: One of them is probably smoke dope. You can't tell
Speaker 3: me if you got a cracky kid that that's your favorite.
Speaker 3: Ain't gonna say you don't love him, and you ain't
Speaker 3: gonna do it. You can't get him out, dope.
Speaker 5: But that's your fucking hey. Yeah, well, people will tell
Speaker 5: you my oldest used to be my handed. She's straightening
Speaker 5: up now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have two kids, but they're like really close in age,
Speaker 2: so it's like back and forth, and sometimes I can't
Speaker 2: tell them apart, but they're.
Speaker 1: Yeah, back and forth between who the favorite is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, back and forth between who the favorite is because
Speaker 2: there but the younger one, really, you know, he's he's
Speaker 2: still a lot sweet, like sweet most of the time,
Speaker 2: whereas the old Ryan's starting to he knows what rolling
Speaker 2: his eyes means now, and that's never forget your first
Speaker 2: time you're like, what the fuck is that? All right,
Speaker 2: let's uh, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 2: back and we'll talk about all that cocaine that the
Speaker 2: President of the United States is going to be snorting tonight.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back, and we're back. We're back and
Speaker 2: all right, so the big story they've settled on which
Speaker 2: drug Joe Biden will be doing tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the first presidential debate is tonight Thursday in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: And you know, as it stands, there's been no sign
Speaker 1: that Trump will try and sneak out of this, but
Speaker 1: I'm still holding out for surprise. But either way, this
Speaker 1: whole narrative by Republicans about Joe Biden being on drugs
Speaker 1: just continues. It does not stop. You know, first, there's
Speaker 1: Sean Hannity on his show speculating, He's like, they're gonna
Speaker 1: figure out like which drugs to combine to help him,
Speaker 1: you know, figure out just exactly how he'll get to
Speaker 1: those energy levels. Here is Sean Hannity speculating on what
Speaker 1: drugs he might be on.
Speaker 8: Is it gonna be jacked up, hyper caffeinated Joe or
Speaker 8: is it going to be you know, the cognitive dysfunction
Speaker 8: that we see every day. And I would say it's
Speaker 8: probably the latter. I think the odds are pretty high
Speaker 8: that that doctor Ronnie Jackson is correct, is they're probably
Speaker 8: experimenting with just the right dose, knowing that they probably
Speaker 8: overdid it at the State of the Union when he
Speaker 8: screamed his speech. I mean, he literally just he didn't
Speaker 8: even let this speaker introduce him, and he's screaming his
Speaker 8: speech at and he's reading the teleprompter. He's not going
Speaker 8: to have a teleprompter here. I know many of you
Speaker 8: many theories out there that it's it's Joe Biden is
Speaker 8: going to have special things putting this. There's no evidence
Speaker 8: of any of that, and I imagine that there's probably
Speaker 8: checks for that.
Speaker 1: I like how he starts saying, who knows the kind
Speaker 1: of drugs he's like, but there's no evidence for that.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be the only thing Joe Biden
Speaker 3: is a BC.
Speaker 2: Power right right right.
Speaker 3: Everybody know he's not even there anymore. And and Trump
Speaker 3: is only because he's one of off McDonald.
Speaker 6: That's the only reason why he m a jiz.
Speaker 3: We literally have too old CN who should be somewhere
Speaker 3: playing golf.
Speaker 6: Together trying to run the world.
Speaker 5: Of America.
Speaker 3: Both of them is too old. I guarantee you both
Speaker 3: of them have on a pomp.
Speaker 2: That's what got for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: but he got.
Speaker 6: Hips Nancy Baby Dyke, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, right right, I mean That's why there was even
Speaker 1: like some of the Trump's supporters you saw grown men
Speaker 1: wearing diapers and having t shirts that said real men
Speaker 1: wear diapers. They were really trying to make that. They're like, no,
Speaker 1: that's cool, that's cool when that.
Speaker 2: Happens, and actually we think that's cool and a sign
Speaker 2: of virility, right right he should Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that it's just themselves. People were speculated
Speaker 1: as like, man, Trump thinks terrible, like when you get
Speaker 1: near him, like it's often. Uh so, I don't know this.
Speaker 1: That's that's one version of what might be going on
Speaker 1: with Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 1: So the next thing we saw was the Speaker of
Speaker 1: the House, Mike Johnson. He was also talking speculating about
Speaker 1: what Joe Biden may be like. But he was asked
Speaker 1: by Caitlin Collins on CNN. She's like, do you think,
Speaker 1: like maybe all the Trump supporters and the people going
Speaker 1: on TV accusing him of doing drugs like it's going
Speaker 1: a little too far? This is his answer.
Speaker 9: Do you think some of the rhetoric spigure Johnson, I mean,
Speaker 9: just knowing you and how you conduct yourself, do you
Speaker 9: think some of the rhetoric.
Speaker 6: Is out of line?
Speaker 9: When people from Trump's team are suggesting that the Trump
Speaker 9: himself that Biden is going to be on cocaine when
Speaker 9: he's on that debate stage Thursday night.
Speaker 10: Look, there's a lot of things that are said in jest.
Speaker 10: Of course, no one expects that Joe Biden will be
Speaker 10: on cocaine, but they do ask questions, and I think
Speaker 10: they're objectively. I mean, I think it makes sense why
Speaker 10: people are asking will he be on some sort of
Speaker 10: energy drinks or something. Okay, Look, his energy levels, you
Speaker 10: can see, vary depending on what format he's in and
Speaker 10: what forum, and you know, we expect that he'll do
Speaker 10: what he did at the State of the Union. He
Speaker 10: had a lot of energy that night. So that's the
Speaker 10: Joe Biden I expect to see. The question is can
Speaker 10: he stay for ninety minutes on that stage and go
Speaker 10: toe to toe with President Trump, who, as you know,
Speaker 10: goes to rallies and talks for two hours on end
Speaker 10: without any break in any notes.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he goes for two hours in rants and
Speaker 1: says whatever he wants.
Speaker 3: First of all, Joe Biden is eighty something years old.
Speaker 3: I'm fifty two and I'm sleepy right now.
Speaker 5: So that's why.
Speaker 3: When people do this, we know off all day long
Speaker 3: Trump Trump is out there talking. The reason why he
Speaker 3: don't read no time because he don't. He likes to
Speaker 3: talk about shit don't nobody know nothing about.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Look, the people don't.
Speaker 5: Even kiff for Trump when he talks. That'd be that
Speaker 5: smoker cigarettes. They don't talk outny barbecue grill.
Speaker 3: Trump. They don't know the hell Trump talking.
Speaker 2: About because he's a great instinctive liar. So he just yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, He just talks about shit that can't like
Speaker 2: people can't technically prove wrong, but it is like it
Speaker 2: ain't what you're.
Speaker 3: Talking about, prove wrong. He talking about ship. They don't
Speaker 3: even know how to know what he's talking about, talking
Speaker 3: about a big spy or snake one day, all about alligate.
Speaker 1: Sharks, sharks in the boat. If you want to get
Speaker 1: bit by a shark if you're in a boat, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what the hell.
Speaker 5: I gotta do a run in the world, okay.
Speaker 1: Right right.
Speaker 5: People just go to.
Speaker 3: Around it's just to say they want to around it,
Speaker 3: the same way people go to some concert just to
Speaker 3: say I was there or probably don't even like the artists.
Speaker 5: They just and you know what really gets me when
Speaker 5: you see the coats.
Speaker 3: They call him black. So Trump, Oh y'all want to
Speaker 3: set y'all black stupid ass. Now it's the same black people.
Speaker 2: One day they got Jerry and one.
Speaker 3: Day they got a little Jerry kid current weed, and
Speaker 3: next day they got a fade that acts like the
Speaker 3: black community don't know. We're the most half swishing up
Speaker 3: people in this world. Black person don't swish. They hang
Speaker 3: up you still that nick, bro?
Speaker 6: I know your face?
Speaker 2: They are now every time, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And it is the same. There is that
Speaker 1: one dude who has like the relaxed hair in like
Speaker 1: a ponytail. He's like always there. That one dude who
Speaker 1: I think like also has like some weird like he
Speaker 1: was caught up in some weird cases too, but.
Speaker 3: A weird case a bunch of uncle funking.
Speaker 2: This Pat.
Speaker 1: I'm curious, you know, like as I know you you
Speaker 1: like you said you know about fiends. You know what
Speaker 1: people look like when they're off drugs like this. Do
Speaker 1: you think there's any job that you could do believably
Speaker 1: like on cocaine, like for all these people, like I
Speaker 1: think Joe Biden's on cocaine, Like obviously, I don't know
Speaker 1: if that being president will get you there is there
Speaker 1: is there any situation where you think that's a performance
Speaker 1: enhancing drug for your job?
Speaker 6: Yes, prostitution. There you go, what are you talking about?
Speaker 6: You job to day? You got no cocaine.
Speaker 5: But yeah, what are you stop?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Wall Street and prostitution?
Speaker 3: Nineteen nineteen ninety down a tamboard.
Speaker 1: Everybody was all coke, right, right, right, that's Michael Irvin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of times people talk about cocaine,
Speaker 2: like when it comes to movies, they're like, all right,
Speaker 2: that movie was mostly fueled by cocaine. They usually do
Speaker 2: that as a bad thing, but like a lot of
Speaker 2: the classic eighties movies, I also feel like have that
Speaker 2: energy too, you know that it was just a lot
Speaker 2: of cocaine flying around on that And then we get
Speaker 2: Top Gun, you know Jerry Brenheimer, Like, yeah, that guy
Speaker 2: Don Simpson who like died of a cocaine overdose, but
Speaker 2: he he was involved in making like Flash Dance and
Speaker 2: Top Gun and like some of the best, some of
Speaker 2: the best movies of the eighties, So it doesn't hurt
Speaker 2: in some cases.
Speaker 3: You know, cocaine was once a rich man, right, when
Speaker 3: Crai came along for my people.
Speaker 5: So you know, cocaine.
Speaker 3: Is you know, it's it's it's a drug that say
Speaker 3: you wealthy, right if you're cranky head and you're poor.
Speaker 5: But you know, and I don't know why people do heroin,
Speaker 5: So it is what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, we'll see. I think I think a lot
Speaker 1: of the reason why now all these Republicans are like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, He's probably gonna be all hopped up
Speaker 1: on blow. You know, I will see what happens. It's
Speaker 1: probably just because now they're probably want to have an
Speaker 1: excuse for when Trump inevitably just puts in a terrible
Speaker 1: performance on that debate stage, because they'll be.
Speaker 3: Like, let me tell you something, if Joe Biden come
Speaker 3: to that stage to night with energy, it's because he's
Speaker 3: sleep right now. They have had Joe speak for two days.
Speaker 2: They actually, yeah, yeah, he.
Speaker 3: Is well risted. They gave him some perferct fall or
Speaker 3: what on mikeay Jackson used to take and he sleep
Speaker 3: two dams days.
Speaker 5: They're gonna wake him up thirty minutes before.
Speaker 3: The debate, give him a bafeed and take.
Speaker 5: Him my death.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give him a little birth pa and send him
Speaker 2: out there, point him in the direction of the stage,
Speaker 2: send him out there. I think you should lean into
Speaker 2: the cocaine energy, though, just like you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, white suits, sunglasses, you know, don't.
Speaker 3: You dare memory Obama would.
Speaker 6: Wow, Yeah, he was a weed.
Speaker 5: Man, don't you dare?
Speaker 3: White Joe, We.
Speaker 2: Knew it.
Speaker 1: He's not chopping it up. Look at his nostrils. You
Speaker 1: see a bunch of little rocks falling out. There was
Speaker 1: that time when Trump, like I was gonna say that, like,
Speaker 1: you know, snorting anything is beneath the president. But I
Speaker 1: mean Trump, Trump created new lows in all scenarios. But
Speaker 1: there was that one time when a rock flew out
Speaker 1: of like a little shard of something flew out of
Speaker 1: his nostril, and there was like extreme slowed down video
Speaker 1: and you could also see like one of his eyes
Speaker 1: like following it as it trailed to the ground. So
Speaker 1: I don't know, people who know Trump say that he's
Speaker 1: been snorting after.
Speaker 2: All since the eighties. So I wouldn't be shocked if
Speaker 2: he like he seems to have that energy about him.
Speaker 3: Well, you would think, you know, he been snoring something.
Speaker 6: He refused to let that hair go, he don't.
Speaker 3: Anybody George Free would have been cut that shit off.
Speaker 3: Has paid more from his hair than he that he
Speaker 3: has in texts. He probably two billionaire on that happen.
Speaker 2: Right, That's funny. We were talking recently about I was
Speaker 2: saying that I think it's weird that when you read
Speaker 2: historical accounts of World War Two, people aren't like Hitler,
Speaker 2: whose mustache looks like shit. You know, that isn't the
Speaker 2: first thing that they say about him, like that his
Speaker 2: mustache looks stupid. But I guess that's where we are
Speaker 2: with Trump too. Like when people read historically of this time,
Speaker 2: they'll be like, yeah, but what about the hair, And
Speaker 2: it's just like, yeah, we're kind of over it at
Speaker 2: this We knew about the hair for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the hair has been been there for twenty years, but
Speaker 2: it is it is good to take a step back
Speaker 2: every once in a while and just appreciate the fact
Speaker 2: that he has been going with that hairdoo for like
Speaker 2: thirty years now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 3: He don't have a choice, you know. I think I think,
Speaker 3: you know, he used to have a head full of
Speaker 3: full of hair that was that looked good with thick
Speaker 3: so he's tried everything to keep it there, and he
Speaker 3: just don't want to go for all head he's just
Speaker 3: hanging out.
Speaker 5: So he hanging on to the same way you hang
Speaker 5: on and tell everybody he's a being in there.
Speaker 3: And if you walk around here say dumb stuff like
Speaker 3: he's a businessman, I say, real business people pay damn taxes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what is some about?
Speaker 3: Then? The people trust me out about Trump? The people
Speaker 3: who vote for Trump is not even the one percenter.
Speaker 3: He's not doing anything for those people. He's only cutting
Speaker 3: taxes and stuff. And what he's doing for supposedly the
Speaker 3: people who's.
Speaker 2: Rich, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I don't I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't stay with the Democrats because they
Speaker 3: always want to lie to the poor.
Speaker 5: So I am I am the poor, So keep lying
Speaker 5: to us and promising us.
Speaker 3: I don't stick on this side.
Speaker 2: At least they take the time to lie to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they take the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. A recent Associated Press poll, by the way, I
Speaker 2: found that I think six and ten US adults are
Speaker 2: extremely or very likely to follow this weirdly early debate
Speaker 2: in some form. Will you guys, do you know what
Speaker 2: you're going to be doing?
Speaker 1: Will you? Will you watch it.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be sleepy.
Speaker 3: Watching the sites and fucking ardor you know, this is
Speaker 3: how low this country have gotten. Back in the day
Speaker 3: when I first voted for Bill Clinton and who was
Speaker 3: his name, Bob Door, one of his Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: as you could always be a good looking president versus
Speaker 3: as prod They just got too old as white men
Speaker 3: that look like penises have got work. Watched two so dick.
Speaker 2: Fights, curiosity seems to be. Yeah. The one voter weight
Speaker 2: in said it's a circus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two broken dicks fighting on stage. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe if that.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be so many commercial breaks. And I don't
Speaker 3: even think they have commercial breaks. I don't even know.
Speaker 2: They're not so they haven't traditionally ever had commercial breaks
Speaker 2: during a debate. This is going to be the first one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're exactly right.
Speaker 3: They got it's like a boxer. You go over there
Speaker 3: and take a five minute you got eight tag commercials
Speaker 3: by around. Both of them take a nap, go ahead
Speaker 3: to old me, and they got they're gonna he's the
Speaker 3: ship on. They say they're gonna fall asleep. I'm telling
Speaker 3: they gotta take their medication. Trump got tires hair before
Speaker 3: it fall out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Biden usually does, is okay for like fifteen twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: and then like things start to fade a little bit.
Speaker 6: So jaum bills too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think Trump get right on the speech.
Speaker 3: I'm about to say this speech, and then after that
Speaker 3: we don't know what the hell he's talking about, both
Speaker 3: of them for ten minutes. Yeah, I say, I say,
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm a big ass Democrat.
Speaker 5: I'm not voting for Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm just voting against Trump.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, right, right, that's how you look at
Speaker 1: your vote. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's against Trump. There
Speaker 1: are many people, I think these days that are that
Speaker 1: enthusiastic about about this either.
Speaker 3: So yeah, well what how do you how do you
Speaker 3: think as a convicted fellaw But y'all am, then you
Speaker 3: go and you let the president of the United States
Speaker 3: get this man got more feelings than feelings than me.
Speaker 3: I got too of you. You allowed this man to
Speaker 3: get thirty four founders, and then you don't take him
Speaker 3: out the battle. You allow this man to break all
Speaker 3: the rules and what people believe in that this country
Speaker 3: was being led by, you know, rules that ancestors put in.
Speaker 5: Place, scheving on fantom burner.
Speaker 3: Then you say, and you let one old ass white
Speaker 3: man break all.
Speaker 5: The rule publicly.
Speaker 3: Now, they all broke rules before, but nobody has ever
Speaker 3: been out front like Trump. I mean, you let this
Speaker 3: man get on the recorded saying I need I need
Speaker 3: one hundred and fourteen more votes. If did this ship, ye,
Speaker 3: if boa had did this ship, the sound of the bus.
Speaker 2: Really fucking losing their minds? Yeah yeah, So who's.
Speaker 3: About both both a fat piece of crap and an
Speaker 3: old and a half dead white man?
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I know, right, not how many people?
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna vote because so many people before
Speaker 3: me that looked like me died, so I can have
Speaker 3: that right.
Speaker 5: So I would be wrong for the people who lies
Speaker 5: on taking for me to even have this right. So
Speaker 5: I'm taking my phone.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 3: Somebody asked me the other day, who are you vote for?
Speaker 3: I said, Miney Jackson.
Speaker 2: All right, let's uh, let's take one more quick break
Speaker 2: and we'll be right back. And we're back and all right,
Speaker 2: So a lot of people were ready to see Justin
Speaker 2: Timberlake have a bad week. He he did have a bad.
Speaker 1: Week last week, terrible, terrible, terrible. I mean, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is the guy who did Brittany and Janet Jackson dirty.
Speaker 1: A lot of people like he had it coming. There
Speaker 1: was that one that one, a couple of tweets that
Speaker 1: were just celebrating him coming out of the police station
Speaker 1: in cuffs. But the two details that really stuck out
Speaker 1: to me most as we learned more about what happened are.
Speaker 1: Number One, this cop, Michael Arkinson who pulled Timberlake over,
Speaker 1: was born in two thousand and he said, I had
Speaker 1: absolutely no idea who this drunk dude was. He's like,
Speaker 1: I just thought, this is some drunk dude who had
Speaker 1: to pull over because they were driving erratically and two
Speaker 1: people in the town of sag Harbor they hate this
Speaker 1: specific cop. And is it because he abuses his power
Speaker 1: and harasses innocent people like most cops. No, it's because
Speaker 1: they hate him because he enforces traffic laws no matter
Speaker 1: who the fuck it is, like, he doesn't give people passes,
Speaker 1: so he already has nicknames with the locals in sag Harbor.
Speaker 1: They call him the sag Harbor Nazi and little redheaded
Speaker 1: dipshit because he's read a redhead. And honestly, I thought
Speaker 1: maybe he was doing some Nazi shit like to have
Speaker 1: that name. But based on the comments from residents in
Speaker 1: the town, they just cannot stand that their privilege doesn't
Speaker 1: get them a free pass when they get caught doing shit.
Speaker 1: So one resident named Spencer, he really hates this guy.
Speaker 1: Of course, Spencer, he's from. A writer from Shelter Island
Speaker 1: is one driver Quote who claims he's had an unpleasant
Speaker 1: encounter with Arkinson. He was recently trying to find a
Speaker 1: parking spot before meeting a friend for dinner when he
Speaker 1: performed a quick U turn. Arkinson pounced when he spotted
Speaker 1: him make the turn quote. I was surprised he pulled
Speaker 1: me over. Spencer said. It was off season and no
Speaker 1: one was around. It was a dickhead move. I feel
Speaker 1: like he pulled me over just for the sake of
Speaker 1: doing it. But Arkinson didn't even give him a ticket.
Speaker 1: He let this dude go with a warning.
Speaker 2: And then the.
Speaker 1: Second time though Arkinson had an encounter with this cop,
Speaker 1: he really, I guess, really fucked with Spencer now. Spencer
Speaker 1: said he was driving near the Sag Harbor School when
Speaker 1: Arkinson pulled him over for talking on his cell phone. Quote.
Speaker 1: I explained to him that I was on speaker and
Speaker 1: I was just holding my phone, but he told me
Speaker 1: I should have been using a bluetooth. He added, I
Speaker 1: thought he would give me a break, and I was
Speaker 1: driving less than twenty five miles per hour trying to
Speaker 1: get to the YMCA in East Hampton. Instead, the dude
Speaker 1: got a one hundred and forty five dollars ticket that
Speaker 1: he hasn't paid. Spencer then says, quote, I only had
Speaker 1: less than thirty minutes to swim. It really interrupted my
Speaker 1: workout and lunch plans. He said, I think justin Timberlake
Speaker 1: was a victim of over aggressive Sag Harbor police.
Speaker 2: This guy really knows how to just make himself sound
Speaker 2: like a victim, you know, like it's only thirty minutes
Speaker 2: to swim. That's no yet, I would say.
Speaker 3: This, he should try and getting his ass wheel exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: That's really inconvenience, right, I got so swimming with.
Speaker 1: Not right, I was late for my lunch. Can you
Speaker 1: believe this? The over aggressive police? This is an atrocity.
Speaker 1: This is the thing. It's funny how it like suddenly
Speaker 1: like with these affluent white people, it's a cab, but
Speaker 1: only when they're like they don't get to exercise their
Speaker 1: privilege to avoid consequences. They're like the police are over aggressive,
Speaker 1: Like I was trying to go to the YMCA and
Speaker 1: he held me up.
Speaker 3: When people have money, then they don't think. They don't
Speaker 3: think they should have those types of problems. If you
Speaker 3: patrol in this area, then you know the income breaking
Speaker 3: in this area, so that you know in privilege, you
Speaker 3: know I'm gonna shot without ever looking at a price.
Speaker 5: You know I'm gonna make a U turn because I
Speaker 5: can afford the whole complex. So I fuck with me.
Speaker 5: But you got some little read any One who was
Speaker 5: born in the two thousands don't know who just astimulated
Speaker 5: and put on one of the biggest R and B
Speaker 5: single ever.
Speaker 3: And I mean he don't look like it, just as
Speaker 3: Timulate that I.
Speaker 5: Grew Were you older than now?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean just because you rich don't mean you.
Speaker 5: Can on white that you can ride around here drunk.
Speaker 3: Now. I was shocked to see just Intimilate get arrested.
Speaker 3: I was more shocked to find out what the hell
Speaker 3: was in his system. I'm like, just Timulate, you.
Speaker 2: Don't wait, what is that true?
Speaker 6: The I don't know that that's what they say. They said,
Speaker 6: I mean, that's what I heard.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm hoping it's not true because he don't.
Speaker 3: Come off like that. But somebody was like he had
Speaker 3: it's the season, something in the system, not just to timulate.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it turns out that there was a
Speaker 1: something about like he had Popper's Molly cocaine in his
Speaker 1: blood that was from a fake account.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, not cry me a real, Not
Speaker 3: cry me a real.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're allowed to blood test you for
Speaker 2: That's what I.
Speaker 6: Said to us.
Speaker 5: I've been in jail too. The only thing they can
Speaker 5: do is some of them came. If you refuse to
Speaker 5: do it, then they give you. Then then they give
Speaker 5: you a drug test if you agree to it. Only
Speaker 5: if you agree to it.
Speaker 1: But thank god, he was yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean again,
Speaker 1: it's just like also that this same Spencer guy, I
Speaker 1: like that he was using like rich white guy math
Speaker 1: where he was like I was doing under twenty Like
Speaker 1: I was going under the speed limit. So then that
Speaker 1: means I can be on my cell phone that and
Speaker 1: against any other.
Speaker 2: Violation because I was under the speed I was in
Speaker 2: the backseat of my car with my legs kicked up
Speaker 2: on the front seat and just had it in an autopilot.
Speaker 2: But you know, other than that, I don't see what
Speaker 2: I was doing.
Speaker 3: Wrongs to sound like somebody who say, actually, do you
Speaker 3: live in this neighborhood? Not your damn business, right.
Speaker 2: Right, Spencer? Spencer, Yeah, I love that he's uh, he's
Speaker 2: just out here being like it. People don't understand the
Speaker 2: like the swimming time was only thirty minutes, you know,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Special was saying, people don't understand my struggle, right.
Speaker 1: They don't know. I mean, I was only able to
Speaker 1: get about eight laps in before I had to go
Speaker 1: have oysters with an investment banker friend.
Speaker 5: How can I how can I keep this physique specific
Speaker 5: to here?
Speaker 3: On? Come lock your ways? They should have been lucky.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine he was cool to the young cop
Speaker 2: who pulled him over when he first when he got
Speaker 2: pulled over for the U turn. So I'm sure the
Speaker 2: cop was like, I'm gonna get this motherfucker the next
Speaker 2: time he's next time he's on his phone in a
Speaker 2: school school area, you know, rightly, So it was a
Speaker 2: you're you're pulling a dickhead move, dude, all right.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm thinking that's gonna stop him. Man, that's
Speaker 1: an all nice.
Speaker 2: Season off season rules faster, I can drive like fast
Speaker 2: and furious during off season.
Speaker 1: We don't have them. Yeah, we don't have him in town.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's twenty two. Because other people in the town
Speaker 1: were also like people should know better, Like the cops
Speaker 1: are in the same like five spots looking for people
Speaker 1: to pull him over. Anyway, So like there are a
Speaker 1: couple of residents were like, if you if you're from here,
Speaker 1: you you should know better, like they're.
Speaker 3: And you know what if you're working, if you're working
Speaker 3: in the neighborhood, you know you're gonna run until just
Speaker 3: too maybe a Kim Kardashi. So if if I'm if
Speaker 3: I'm working at neighbor pull over to and.
Speaker 6: Say hey, yeah.
Speaker 2: You real quick?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So he can go back and say I
Speaker 3: pull it over kill, I'll pull it over this person,
Speaker 3: you know, and look at the license and find.
Speaker 6: Out what right.
Speaker 2: I pulled justin Tully, he was fucked up anyways, I
Speaker 2: let him go off the warning.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, it turns out man, he's only
Speaker 1: he's actually five nine according to his license.
Speaker 2: I think he's like That's what I would make every
Speaker 2: one of them get out of the car just so
Speaker 2: I can see how tall they are, because I'm always interested.
Speaker 1: And see like how yeah, let me hold on back
Speaker 1: to back, back.
Speaker 2: Back to back, let me see j T back to
Speaker 2: back and I'll let you go with the warning back
Speaker 2: to back. Well, Miss Pat, what a pleasure having you
Speaker 2: on the daily zeitgeist?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 3: You can find me on social media comedian miss Pet
Speaker 3: and it's ms p A t. I'm You can go
Speaker 3: to my website at misspec coomedy dot com for all
Speaker 3: my tour dates and merchant anything like that. I also
Speaker 3: have a podcast called The Pet That Miss Pet that
Speaker 3: comes out there Tuesday.
Speaker 2: So funny, so amazing having you on the show. Is
Speaker 2: there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 5: A work on media?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, tweet anything.
Speaker 11: No, I don't enjoy anything. I don't do so I'm
Speaker 11: being honest with y'all. Don't fifty two years old, I
Speaker 11: don't be reading this ship. I go straight to TikTok
Speaker 11: and watch it. I'm trying to do a pay baby shower.
Speaker 11: I'm enjoying baby shower. Video with butterflies right now, so
Speaker 11: I don't get.
Speaker 5: Caught up into what's going on in the world.
Speaker 3: I just noticed last month everybody using.
Speaker 5: The word weird, and I'm like, why everybody keep saying weird?
Speaker 5: But that's the new word.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what that that is? So weird?
Speaker 5: Said a couple of times, Jack, You're weak.
Speaker 6: I mean, whatever happened to don as fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I hat.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because when you when you start paying
Speaker 3: attention to media and stuff, you gotta you gotta keep
Speaker 3: up with the slang. Half of the stuff they be
Speaker 3: talking without it.
Speaker 5: I don't know, So I don't read tweets. I just
Speaker 5: go straight to I'm fifty ten.
Speaker 3: I'm worried about mental poles, wet panties, palettes, stuff.
Speaker 5: They don't concern me. I don't care about young people conversation.
Speaker 3: I was just telling somebody, I said, everybody, all the
Speaker 3: women run around shaving the half they with Johnny. We
Speaker 3: never did that when I was a little girl. I mean,
Speaker 3: when I was coming up, only if we had crabs
Speaker 3: and gonna real. But now the new thing, everybody.
Speaker 5: Got a ball here snatch.
Speaker 2: Thatch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you had to have crabs and gunna and shave
Speaker 5: here snatch back in.
Speaker 3: The day with me.
Speaker 2: A lot of work, so I don't I.
Speaker 3: Can't keep up with all this something you're talking to somebody.
Speaker 5: Im Mama, ad.
Speaker 2: Amazing Miles. Where can people find you? Is there a
Speaker 2: work of media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Great.
Speaker 1: You can find Jack and I on the NBA podcast
Speaker 1: Miles and Jack got mad boostes. This week we had
Speaker 1: legend Vince Carter on the show. We got to talk
Speaker 1: to half Man half Amazing himself, really amazing. And then
Speaker 1: you can also hear me talking about ninety day on
Speaker 1: four to twenty Day Fiance. A tweet I like is
Speaker 1: Double Xcel magazine, the rap hip hop magazine has a
Speaker 1: has a little a tweet here that was quote tweet.
Speaker 1: At first it said singer Cheryl Crowe calls out Drake
Speaker 1: for using ai voice of Tupac Shakur on his tailor
Speaker 1: made freestyle distract of Kendrick Lamar. It said, quote she said,
Speaker 1: you cannot bring people back from the dead and believe
Speaker 1: that they would stand for that. And then the quote
Speaker 1: tweet from at Harshy Underscore Larry said you think Cheryl
Speaker 1: Crow will let you disrespect PACs.
Speaker 3: Cheryl, I definitely didn't have one, and I don't know
Speaker 3: that Crownyl Crows.
Speaker 1: You heard about the Kendrick and Drake beef? Did you
Speaker 1: know about that?
Speaker 3: Only because I was forced to know about that, right
Speaker 3: and I listened to it and I was like, poor Drake, Drake,
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to I don't even know
Speaker 3: what they're talking about.
Speaker 5: I know one thing, you want to give him a.
Speaker 3: Grandy the Gallay runs and Grammy was talking about giving.
Speaker 5: Grammy because the beef was so bad. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: I was like, what as the hell is going on?
Speaker 3: One thing I want to say, Drake is lead kinder
Speaker 3: alone because he's almost full inchuck career.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all those might be tweet I've been enjoying. Jango Gold,
Speaker 2: former guest on the show, tweeted this deep fake pornography
Speaker 2: is quite stimulating, even if in the back of my
Speaker 2: mind I know those aren't the real fraggles.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian.
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Speaker 2: where we post our episodes and our footnotes off the
Speaker 2: information we talked about in today's episode, as well as
Speaker 2: a song we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song
Speaker 2: do you think people might enjoy it?
Speaker 1: I think you'll like as we get to the weekend,
Speaker 1: I just needed some I was listening to some soothing
Speaker 1: kind of jazz piano from this producer from Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: He goes by Mad Keys, uh, and I'll place all
Speaker 1: kinds of instruments with this track that he put out.
Speaker 1: It's called Saturn in Return and it's just like a
Speaker 1: really nice kind of new jazz piano song. It's not
Speaker 1: super aggressive or anything, just some nice background to get
Speaker 1: your vibe oning. So this is Saturn in Return by
Speaker 1: Mad Keys.
Speaker 2: All right, we will look off to that in the
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Speaker 2: favorite shows. That's gonna do it for us this morning,
Speaker 2: back this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and
Speaker 2: we will talk to you all then. Bye. II