Speaker 1: I went on a one of those like spinning swing
Speaker 1: rides down the shore, you know the one Yeah, that
Speaker 1: like raises up and then spins you around. Man, that
Speaker 1: was like the most fun. So much like if it
Speaker 1: was socially acceptable to be like, I would just like
Speaker 1: to put my hands out. Huh. This is in Jersey, Yeah, Jersey.
Speaker 2: That was that why, Because I'm on the board, you
Speaker 2: could they're they're down with the whimsical you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Oh, they'd fuck me up in Jersey. Get down, and
Speaker 1: they just they were just rolling the guy it went
Speaker 1: wi kid, Yeah, yeah, you he said, we like we.
Speaker 3: Were you the one up there going well no, if anything,
Speaker 3: I just went we in my pants that.
Speaker 1: I was, Man, I was pissed. I was actually so.
Speaker 1: There was actually a kid next to me doing that,
Speaker 1: and I was making fun of him. That's what That's
Speaker 1: why I was doing that. I remember when I was
Speaker 1: like eleven, down the shore, we were throwing pebbles at
Speaker 1: houses for some reason, me and my older cousins through windows.
Speaker 1: We were just throwing pebbles and I guess we threw
Speaker 1: it at the wrong house and some kids came out
Speaker 1: chased us down, and uh, they said header gut Man,
Speaker 1: Header gut I was like God, I started crying and
Speaker 1: they let me go because it was too pathetic.
Speaker 3: Cadence of that story started off like a Joe Biden's story.
Speaker 1: And I remember being down the shore and throw throw pebbles.
Speaker 1: I know how you guys do it. You throw pebbles
Speaker 1: at sliding glass doors.
Speaker 3: No, that was just like I was like, is he
Speaker 3: did his brain go?
Speaker 1: Biden? I know how you do I know, I know
Speaker 1: how it is. You're throwing putting razor blades in the
Speaker 1: what was it? I'll never forget rain jar because I'm
Speaker 1: so confined. I know how you guys do it. You
Speaker 1: put the razor blades in the rain jars, getting nice
Speaker 1: and what what if somebody had just been like what
Speaker 1: right then? And that was the end of his residential bid.
Speaker 1: Me and my Negro acquaintance and we were throwing throws.
Speaker 1: His name is Grick Grits after we called him. Never
Speaker 1: had Grits before. So I was at his house. I
Speaker 1: tell you, oh, come on, I know, I know how
Speaker 1: you guys do it. Little razor blades in the rain jar.
Speaker 1: Let me just look that up and see if they
Speaker 1: razor blades in the rain jar isn't standard, idiot, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I was like. I got nothing, man.
Speaker 4: And I was one of the guards, and there weren't
Speaker 4: a lot of That was a three meter board and
Speaker 4: you fell off the damp the darn cement over there
Speaker 4: was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of
Speaker 4: bad boys and I did.
Speaker 1: And back in those days and shot things have changed to.
Speaker 4: You use pomade and your hair. You had to wear
Speaker 4: a bathing cap chow yourself on the board.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I was going down shore throwing pebbles at the
Speaker 1: slig glass windows like you did back in that time.
Speaker 1: The popped the little corn top. He was with my
Speaker 1: big cousin, a little bit a little bit bigger cousins.
Speaker 1: The kid come out and run me down, he said,
Speaker 1: he said, hey, gut man, and I said, I started.
Speaker 1: I started crying right like, crying like you did that Ben.
Speaker 1: You know, your your full face, full body sobbing, racked
Speaker 1: with racked with body, sobs, full body. They thought it
Speaker 1: was opathetic. They let me go. Mouse all right.
Speaker 5: Thanks well, thank you everyone for coming to the ribbon
Speaker 5: cutting ceremony for the Amelia Earhart Library, and thank you
Speaker 5: so much.
Speaker 1: Vice President Biden for that. Anyways, Hello the Internet, and
Speaker 1: welcome to this week trend edition of Right Guys. Yea,
Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien. That over there is mister milesy.
Speaker 2: Hey. He's been up for about seven hours now. But
Speaker 2: great to be here in the morning. Great to be
Speaker 2: back in the United States of America. Thank you to
Speaker 2: everybody in Denmark. Shout out. Listener from Denmark hit laced
Speaker 2: me with some recommendations while I was out there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you know, we're not.
Speaker 2: Anywhere any country goes zite Gang is there as as
Speaker 2: demon where we go one we go all exactly, Gang exactly.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were publicly announcing where you were,
Speaker 1: so I was keeping it. I say after. I say after,
Speaker 1: because I don't want people.
Speaker 2: I don't want people just going there while I'm there
Speaker 2: to try and catch up and my fan, that wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1: Oh, that would happen. It's so annoying when are so
Speaker 1: annoying or just waiting for us somewhere we're about to land.
Speaker 2: You know, Her Majesty hates whenever we go out somewhere
Speaker 2: and I go zight gang to just someone who's working
Speaker 2: at a place and go what I got?
Speaker 1: Never mind? Never mind, Hey I saw that. Look you
Speaker 1: gang my friend? No, huh sure man, yeah, uh Look.
Speaker 1: I have the like where I get way too excited
Speaker 1: if somebody recognizes me in front of my wife. She's like, God,
Speaker 1: you haven't stopped smiling for like three hours. I know.
Speaker 1: It's so annoying, right.
Speaker 2: I think it's exciting for me as it probably is
Speaker 2: for listeners to see us in public.
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, oh my god, you guys. They're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you exist.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, you guys exist in physical space.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. Well, we're thrilled to have you back, Miles.
Speaker 1: There's so much to catch you up on.
Speaker 2: I know, I wish something good happens, Like when you
Speaker 2: go out of town and some real shit goes down.
Speaker 2: We just get a bunch of more police state bullshit.
Speaker 1: Did you hear Sidney Sweeney might be a registered Republican dude?
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh my no, no no, why so we're
Speaker 1: all pretty broken up about that. We'll talk about that
Speaker 1: more on tomorrow's episode. Okay, all right, in depth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me know about that. Oh but first, Miles, we
Speaker 1: do like to on the on these weekend trending episodes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, normal episodes we tell you asked the guests
Speaker 1: what something they thinks overrated underrated? This one we like
Speaker 1: to do it a little different and ask each other
Speaker 1: what's something we think is overrated? Underrated? Miles, is there
Speaker 1: something that you think is overrated? Overrated?
Speaker 2: We're going over Yeah, which you want to start off
Speaker 2: with this naming your kid fucking Goliath?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I was at Tivoli Park, Okay, the theme park in Copenhagen,
Speaker 2: where you know, Walt Disney stole the idea for like
Speaker 2: the rides, and was like, oh shit, I could do this,
Speaker 2: but maybe a little more racist. And there was this
Speaker 2: American dude kept calling for his son Goliath, and I
Speaker 2: thought it was a I don't know, I just got
Speaker 2: going Goliath, Goliath, and I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: am I hearing about?
Speaker 1: Already?
Speaker 2: I was already like I didn't want to hear an
Speaker 2: American yelling in public, So I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Speaker 2: turn around. This guy's like little little four year old
Speaker 2: kid named Goliath, the least goliath.
Speaker 1: Looking motherfucker I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, And this dad clearly had the vibe of
Speaker 2: like says my son Goliath, Like you could tell he
Speaker 2: probably whatever whatever deal he made with his poor partner
Speaker 2: to be like, I'm naming this.
Speaker 1: I get the first one I called DIBs, He's called Goliath.
Speaker 1: Pregnancy test comes to the like DIBs.
Speaker 2: Dips, got it, got it, got it, pregnancy gender reveal.
Speaker 2: It's just Goliath just comes out and written on paper everywhere.
Speaker 1: He will stride the world like a Goliath.
Speaker 2: I just felt weird because it clear. I mean, look,
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a family name. I know
Speaker 2: it from the Bible. As a dude who took a
Speaker 2: pretty big l for thinking he was yeah, for thinking
Speaker 2: he was tough shit, just being big as some other
Speaker 2: dudes just came around is kind of out smart to
Speaker 2: you and blinded, just smacked you with.
Speaker 1: A rock and the fucked up. If that's how this
Speaker 1: kid's this kid has faded to get hit with a
Speaker 1: stone by an even smaller kid. Yeah right.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know if you want his name
Speaker 2: to determine what his life's going to be, because it
Speaker 2: sounds like he's gonna be a bully who just takes
Speaker 2: the historic al And I don't know if that's what
Speaker 2: you want for your kid, like.
Speaker 1: It bringing it back, We're bringing it back. There's just
Speaker 1: a reference to the bird eating spider. Yeah, no, not
Speaker 1: this guy. Sorry.
Speaker 2: And like also even if you're into the Bible, like
Speaker 2: you're gonna name him after the bad guys in the Bible, like.
Speaker 1: Ponch Is Pilot get over here.
Speaker 2: Now, it's just a really weird look. I had more
Speaker 2: questions for Madisey and I.
Speaker 1: Were like, the fuck this guy. This guy's kids guy
Speaker 1: is Yeah, that's a dog's name, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Uh so, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just don't name your kids after like like antagonists that
Speaker 2: end up fucking losing in the story in the grand
Speaker 2: scheme of things.
Speaker 1: Just a weird look. It's a weird look. Darth Vader, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Darth Vader, get over. Anakin, get over.
Speaker 2: I mean you know, there's motherfucker's name Anakin.
Speaker 1: And that's also Judas. I wonder how popular here named
Speaker 1: Judas is because Judah, but who names their kid Judas?
Speaker 1: Judas would be a Judas would be a tough one,
Speaker 1: would yeah, exactly. But Donald Donald, get over here. Marquis
Speaker 1: de sod now what I mean, Marquisa su Marquise Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good name. But yeah, anyway, don't you name
Speaker 1: your kid.
Speaker 2: That's like naming your kid Thanos or whatever. It's not
Speaker 2: gonna that's not gonna make your kid a tough guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a tough one because you know, Judas you
Speaker 1: could go shortened to Jude. You know a lot a
Speaker 1: lot of these names you could shorten, but Goliath I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of, Like, why Liath, what do you
Speaker 1: go singing this alf half half half half? No, it's
Speaker 1: a tough one to shorten.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's like I feel like you're about to
Speaker 2: say a golly wog or some racist like that.
Speaker 1: So golly Liath you could probably go Ali in the middle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why do they just do the O l I That's
Speaker 1: all I've got. That's all I got for this port.
Speaker 1: Just name the kid whatever.
Speaker 2: Man, Just that's not that's not an enhancement in that way.
Speaker 2: It just causes more for someone like me. I just
Speaker 2: have all more questions. I'm now I'm now like gaming
Speaker 2: out what this kid's life is gonna be.
Speaker 1: If it was just like I'd be like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: I put it in the same family of names as
Speaker 1: uh Maverick Axle and you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: those names that are like aggressively cool, like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: People name their kids after guns.
Speaker 1: They're just like naming their kids like their movie protectists.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Maximus.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I wonder if that guy even knows even
Speaker 2: know the Bible or he's just like, man, it's a
Speaker 2: sick ass roller coaster.
Speaker 1: It's name, right, Yeah, Okay, somebody named Achilles, but uh
Speaker 1: that's unusual. But that is again, you're just putting your
Speaker 1: kid in a position to get shot in the heel.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, even like there was Achille Smith, the quarterback,
Speaker 2: but that was Achille, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They didn't go full Achilles. That's just yeah whatever, all right.
Speaker 1: I got two overrated. One is untossed pasta. If you
Speaker 1: ever order pasta and they put the sauce on only
Speaker 1: one small part of the pasta and then all the
Speaker 1: other pasta just like sticks together. Fuck that. That seems
Speaker 1: to be the default when you order pasta from a
Speaker 1: restaurant that's like, you know, not not a fine dining restaurant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like a quick Yeah, they just put a doll
Speaker 1: up on top of a thing of like dry ass spaghetti.
Speaker 1: And anybody knows. Just toss that ship just like. All
Speaker 1: you need to do is put it, do what you
Speaker 1: already did, and then just shick that ship like you're
Speaker 1: tossing itself. Just put it in a big container. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just give it a couple of shakes. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I bet I could request that. Can never remember too out.
Speaker 2: Look, I know that I was just in frigging Denmark,
Speaker 2: But if I must, I should say that in Italy.
Speaker 2: The thing you want to do is once your pasta cooks,
Speaker 2: you save a little bit of the pasta water, the
Speaker 2: starchy water. Then you introduce your sauce to your noodles
Speaker 2: with a little bit of the starchy water and let
Speaker 2: that reduce a bit so you can really get the
Speaker 2: flavor diffuse.
Speaker 1: To the pasta. I missed you so much. This isn't
Speaker 1: even making me angry, This is just making me happier. Back,
Speaker 1: I gotta do it. Yeah, but let the pasta do
Speaker 1: its chop. The job is not to sit there dry
Speaker 1: and not stick to other pastas. It's supposed to be melt,
Speaker 1: you know, coated with sauce. That's what that's its job.
Speaker 1: And then my other overrated I gotta say you know,
Speaker 1: every year I come back to the shore, go down
Speaker 1: the boards and I get a I get a glimpse
Speaker 1: via the T shirts of like what's popping with the kid?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the phrasees the Italian brainrot is here. It
Speaker 1: has it has broken into the Jersey shore. But oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like random ones. Yeah, it's got that one. Yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't see Chimpanzee any Bananini, which would be better
Speaker 1: than the other one that you said, which doesn't really
Speaker 1: the Yeah. Yeah, that one doesn't really like scan in
Speaker 1: when it's written out. Yeah, but maybe chimpanzei Bananini was
Speaker 1: sold out. I'm not I'm unsure or maybe it like
Speaker 1: makes too much sense that people are like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: cute instead of it being like what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: Which is the intention? The boo boo is everywhere. I
Speaker 1: will say, uh, Trump's popularity is what is what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is overrated currently he is struggling on the boardwalk
Speaker 1: with the phrase teaser. Just I didn't see anything new,
Speaker 1: Like last year, it was all Trump, you know, with
Speaker 1: the election coming up, a lot of Trump ship It
Speaker 1: just seems like it's like leftover inventory at this point,
Speaker 1: Like you know, can't kill me shit his face like
Speaker 1: photoshopped onto fifty cent on the you know, get yeah one,
Speaker 1: Like I'm voting for a felon the only new one
Speaker 1: that I saw, And maybe this was here last year
Speaker 1: because it does like the references are somewhat outdated, but
Speaker 1: it's a Trump Errors Tour instead of eras tour and
Speaker 1: Trump in place of Taylor Swift. And then like the
Speaker 1: different errors are like I don't know, like one of
Speaker 1: them Giuliani. One of them is the lawyer from his
Speaker 1: from the like stop the steel Ship, remember the.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But other ones it was unclear, like it would have
Speaker 1: been a perfect option.
Speaker 2: For like it's like for libs to make fun of
Speaker 2: Trump are error, but it was it.
Speaker 1: Was like poorly executed. Yeah yeah, it was like Trump errors.
Speaker 2: They can't be I mean sure, I'm sure like a
Speaker 2: T shirt shop that relies on imported cheap T shirts
Speaker 2: and also like heat transfer graphics that I'm almost positive
Speaker 2: or not being made in the United States.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think Taylor Swift signed off on this one. Ah,
Speaker 1: you hate to see it, you do hate to see it.
Speaker 1: I will say one new feature there is a Zoltar
Speaker 1: machine like from Big but with a Trump likeness where
Speaker 1: he like tells all and I did voice and shit
Speaker 1: with the voice with a bad impression. I did. I
Speaker 1: did test it out because I had got the purposes
Speaker 1: of journalism. So I got my fortune told by Trump
Speaker 1: and your fortune. Trump says, You're about to realize just
Speaker 1: how many friends you really have, like a rally full
Speaker 1: of supporters, all cheering you on. People are drawn to
Speaker 1: your confidence and leadership. Remember, your network is your greatest strength.
Speaker 1: And with friends like these, you can achieve anything. So
Speaker 1: they've like removed any of the insecurity and he just
Speaker 1: gives you vaguely positive advice. Yeah, he also gives you
Speaker 1: your lucky numbers for some reason. Fortunately. Trump says, yeah,
Speaker 1: they just like put a Trump mask on his old
Speaker 1: tar machine. But then he just gives you positive advice
Speaker 1: that have vague references to things having to do with Trump. Looks.
Speaker 1: He looks like absolute ship. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: can see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like a it looks like a teenager,
Speaker 2: like a really unhealthy teenager.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks like a hitler, You like a mega hitler. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was the only person I saw you using that machine.
Speaker 1: I've looked around many times to make sure, as many
Speaker 1: people are glasses, you're buying a old for it to
Speaker 1: become big, and it didn't do that. So yet another
Speaker 1: broken promise from this asshole. You know, did you put
Speaker 1: it under your pillow? Ah? You know you got to
Speaker 1: do that. They leave that out and big fucking pillow.
Speaker 1: It won't come true. Yeah, Miles, hmmm, what's something you
Speaker 1: think is underrated? Man?
Speaker 2: Okay, So coming from a place with socialized healthcare and
Speaker 2: you know, like you know, we have a different we
Speaker 2: we sort of vibrate at a fucked up frequency in
Speaker 2: the United States, you know, when you're out there in
Speaker 2: the streets walking around.
Speaker 1: I think being whimsical is really underrated.
Speaker 2: Embracing the whimsy of life, the just and also just
Speaker 2: the small pleasures. Because of the fact that we are
Speaker 2: so stretched thin, having to survive, having to toil, wondering
Speaker 2: what happens if I get hurt in any capacity? Do
Speaker 2: I have the money to pay for such things? We
Speaker 2: lose something when we walk around, we're we're fucking stressed.
Speaker 2: And people say this. I think this is nothing new
Speaker 2: to people who travel and just generally this this is
Speaker 2: just a very unique thing.
Speaker 1: It's like we got this fucking tension we have in Denmark.
Speaker 2: I her madicy and I just saw it was like
Speaker 2: a summer day. We saw a guy like in a
Speaker 2: business suit going from like I think maybe one meeting
Speaker 2: to another, just enjoying the fuck out of an ice
Speaker 2: cream sandwich, like fucking loving this thing. He was like
Speaker 2: it was almost like he was like yip me like
Speaker 2: as he was eating it, and we both were so
Speaker 2: struck by it. I'm like, look at this, Like Mayan's like,
Speaker 2: look at this motherfucker enjoying the ice cream sandwich.
Speaker 1: And sit tightened his ass up. Man, yeah, exactly. You
Speaker 1: should have treated him like that kid who walked out
Speaker 1: of Anger Management. I almost said, hey, bro let me
Speaker 1: thank you fucking whimsy. Bro oh, I got something for.
Speaker 2: Whimsical, motherfucker, aren't you. And then I had to realize
Speaker 2: how that's been taken from us with capitalism in the
Speaker 2: United States, Like we can't fucking go like to have
Speaker 2: a like a picnic just on a whim, you know,
Speaker 2: do shit enjoy I mean, like we can when we're
Speaker 2: not working these other things, but like there's just all
Speaker 2: this stress that we have that I feel like prevent
Speaker 2: from these like very small pleasures that life offers, like
Speaker 2: merely having an ice cream sandwich while you're working and.
Speaker 1: Loving a business yeah, business attire.
Speaker 2: And I was just like seeing that really struck me
Speaker 2: as sort of like being like, man, it really because
Speaker 2: like when I think of that too, it's.
Speaker 1: Like, man, if I did that, I might have to
Speaker 1: kick my own ass.
Speaker 2: But then I'm like, then I have to examine that
Speaker 2: you got to get to And then I'm like, why
Speaker 2: am I? Why am I getting a hostile towards this
Speaker 2: version of me that's enjoying something really simple and like
Speaker 2: being happy, and more so than I just think like
Speaker 2: it's important that we have those moments just generally like
Speaker 2: they're very life they're like small, but they actually can
Speaker 2: bring a lot of pleasure. And so my version of
Speaker 2: that was just drinking so much soda.
Speaker 1: I don't have a nice sodas dude, they have. They
Speaker 1: have one soda.
Speaker 2: I posted on my stories this ship hits like fucking
Speaker 2: McDonald's sprite fucking can okay, And I was like a
Speaker 2: lemon lime. Yeah, it's like a sprite adjace wowow and
Speaker 2: just big ass bubbles, real carbonage.
Speaker 1: I was like the Brittany Broski sort of meme.
Speaker 2: I went and then I went, and her majesty was like,
Speaker 2: what what's going on?
Speaker 1: I the way I went from what's going on? It
Speaker 1: seems like there's a war being wedged inside your mouth.
Speaker 1: She was with me when I bought this.
Speaker 2: I go, oh my god, and she's like this shit
Speaker 2: hit like McDonald's sprite.
Speaker 1: She's like what, And I'm like that good.
Speaker 2: She turned her head again, she looked back. I fucking
Speaker 2: down the whole can, and I was like, I did
Speaker 2: another one. She's like, oh, you're forty years old. You
Speaker 2: should not be just smanging back to back cans. So
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm gonna break. I'm gonna break Drinka.
Speaker 1: I don't drink.
Speaker 2: I don't drink that much soda like you know at home,
Speaker 2: I'm mostly drinking water and shit. So anyway, small pleasures
Speaker 2: get into it. Be whimsical, go for a fucking bike ride,
Speaker 2: Go fucking play your recorder in a field.
Speaker 1: I don't just do this is assuming that you are abroad.
Speaker 1: If you're back home, you're you're in the fucking octagon.
Speaker 1: You keep your head on a swivel out there because
Speaker 1: we're all like NFL players with no guaranteed money, you know,
Speaker 1: one injury and we're at the leaves out.
Speaker 2: And that's what's like important, I think also just to
Speaker 2: remind ourselves, like that's what we should be striving for,
Speaker 2: Like we want, we should be pursuing policies that allow
Speaker 2: us to go, we to be in our day to
Speaker 2: day lives. Yes, to not have to fucking have our
Speaker 2: fist balled up because we're worried about just the fucking
Speaker 2: all the existential threats that exist around us. Not to
Speaker 2: say that they don't exist in other places, but like God,
Speaker 2: we're we we have it. We have have had so
Speaker 2: much robbed from us due to inequality. It's really I
Speaker 2: just god, golly, but hey.
Speaker 1: Golly, remind you know how it is. I know how
Speaker 1: you guys do. I said, hey, get off. When I
Speaker 1: say get off the boards, you get off the boards.
Speaker 2: Bi Biden.
Speaker 1: Let's say, my underrated is how little we know about nature.
Speaker 1: How few of the animals that are out there are
Speaker 1: known discovered, most most animals, most insects have not been discovered.
Speaker 1: It was something I didn't realize. There is this article
Speaker 1: somebody not not like a professional scientist out there looking
Speaker 1: to discover a new species. Just somebody was out in
Speaker 1: a cloud forest on like I don't know, zipline or
Speaker 1: doing doing something up there. Yeah, and they were like, damn,
Speaker 1: that tree branch is moving, uh and it appears to
Speaker 1: have legs. You know, we we know of stick bugs
Speaker 1: when a little that is a whole ass tree branch
Speaker 1: the size of a human adult forearm.
Speaker 2: Was posted like last week or the week.
Speaker 1: Yes, they took a picture and it is a new
Speaker 1: species of stickbug that is the heaviest insect in Australia.
Speaker 1: Australia is the place with that spider that I already referenced,
Speaker 1: the goliath bird eating spider that eats birds is heavier
Speaker 1: than that. And it was just something that someone discovered
Speaker 1: because they took a picture of something that was weird.
Speaker 1: There's all sorts of like I don't know, like that's
Speaker 1: a whole genre of shit that shows up with my
Speaker 1: social media feed of like what animal is this on
Speaker 1: like redded or social media, where like things just look
Speaker 1: like a like there's like an alien symbiote. Like right,
Speaker 1: it's like what is this puddle of black oil that
Speaker 1: is like oozing around the ground, but then appears to
Speaker 1: be sentient and like move away when I try and
Speaker 1: poke it with a stick. Yeah. I always assume that
Speaker 1: somewhere down in the comments, like some scientists is coming
Speaker 1: in and being like, actually, that's not weird, that's just
Speaker 1: you know, common sentient oil. Move on. But the National
Speaker 1: Geographic Ard go about the colossal stick bug. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's what they're calling it, but this like
Speaker 1: new species uh, notes that while nearly two million insects
Speaker 1: species have been identified, as many as thirty million remain unidentified.
Speaker 1: It's like, hell, yeah, so many most of them. Most
Speaker 1: of these insects are just like unknown. The world is
Speaker 1: just full of these like fucking mysteries that I just assumed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I talk about this a lot, like I
Speaker 1: just came out of my you know, education, thinking like, well,
Speaker 1: science knows everything, and yeah we're set all we figured
Speaker 1: we figured it all out, and like it's there's nothing
Speaker 1: that interesting. It's like ninety one percent of the species
Speaker 1: ocean species have yet to be classified. More than eighty
Speaker 1: percent of the ocean is like unmapped, unobserved, unexplored. And
Speaker 1: then yeah, like the ocean all we have is like
Speaker 1: what they find when they drop a hook in the
Speaker 1: water and something bites it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or like a camera that's deep enough to just
Speaker 2: see like maybe the twenty meters in front of it, and.
Speaker 1: Then they're like, what the fuck was that? Yeah? A
Speaker 1: horror movie, just like just.
Speaker 2: So many videos you see that with deep sea exploration.
Speaker 2: Yeah the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: No clue, no clue. Why are all these scientists saying
Speaker 1: yo and punching each other they're running around there submersible?
Speaker 1: All right, that's my underrated Let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll ease miles back into the news, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back. You were just get on a set of
Speaker 1: swings spinning around and say we hell no, I believe
Speaker 1: you get your ass kicked for doing something like that.
Speaker 1: I knew you would pick the right movie reference to
Speaker 1: answer that, of course, gets your get your ass kicking.
Speaker 1: I'm seven years old. Yeah that's right. You better be
Speaker 1: under seven or over seventy. Yeah, exactly. Doesn't work so
Speaker 1: well when you're in your forties. All right, Uh? JD
Speaker 1: Van so that this was something that happened while you
Speaker 1: were out. They were talking about this for a while,
Speaker 1: but JD. Vance Pambondi, Cash Patel were having a big
Speaker 1: meeting where they were going to figure out how to
Speaker 1: respond to the Epstein scandal. At first it was gonna
Speaker 1: happen at jd Vance's home. The media was like, okay,
Speaker 1: like this is this big deal. He was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want a bunch of cameras outside of my house.
Speaker 1: I'm just living a normal life, preparing food for the
Speaker 1: soundtrack of the First Noel and boy bands. Last week
Speaker 1: we covered the leak of his uh of his Spotify playlist?
Speaker 1: Was that for real?
Speaker 2: I saw that that would seem like the okay, hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he has Two playlists were leaked. Two of
Speaker 1: his Spotify playlists were leaked, and all the other ones
Speaker 1: from this source, or not all of them, but many
Speaker 1: of them have been confirmed. One was called like Gold
Speaker 1: on the Ceiling and reference to I think it was
Speaker 1: just like a generated by being like, Spotify, make me
Speaker 1: a playlist for people who like that Black Key song, right,
Speaker 1: But his making Dinner mix was like, you know, his
Speaker 1: genuine yeah mixing. You could tell because the first song
Speaker 1: was the first Noel and then it was just a
Speaker 1: bunch of boy band shit. But anyways, perhaps he got
Speaker 1: a little scared because people found out about his secret
Speaker 1: dinner making thing, so he moved the dinner to the
Speaker 1: White House. We don't know, like we didn't. The media
Speaker 1: was not there for the meeting, but he did have
Speaker 1: an appearance on Fox News over the weekend, and his
Speaker 1: the strategy seems to be the same strategy they had before,
Speaker 1: which is like blaming Joe Biden somehow for doing the
Speaker 1: thing that they're doing now. So like he just like
Speaker 1: got mad at the Biden administration for doing absolutely nothing
Speaker 1: while Trump has quote demanded full transparency, but then they're
Speaker 1: not doing the full transparency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he tried, you know, he really, he
Speaker 2: really said, it's all it's all these left wing people. Here,
Speaker 2: here's a clip of him just saying the name that
Speaker 2: you're not supposed to talk about.
Speaker 1: Jad. Didn't you follow the orders for pretending it doesn't
Speaker 1: happen anymore?
Speaker 6: I have to say, Maria, I laugh at the Democrats
Speaker 6: who are now all of a sudden so interested in
Speaker 6: the Epstein files. For four years, Joe Biden, the Democrats
Speaker 6: did absolutely nothing about this story. We know that Jeffrey
Speaker 6: Epstein had a lot of connections with left wing politicians
Speaker 6: and left wing billionaires and now President Trump has demanded
Speaker 6: full transparency from this, and yet somehow the Democrats are
Speaker 6: attacking him and not the Biden demonstration, which did nothing
Speaker 6: for four years.
Speaker 1: What a fucking flimsy argument.
Speaker 2: So okay, So, so being connected to Jeffrey Epstein is
Speaker 2: bad objective?
Speaker 1: Right? So is that what we're saying because we're seeing that,
Speaker 1: Like we all do know that Trump is on the list,
Speaker 1: and that's why you're holding it back.
Speaker 2: But everybody, so across the board, anyone who's connected is bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just renewed. He was arrested in twenty nineteen, which
Speaker 1: would have been like kind of when he was arrested
Speaker 1: that way started looking no, no, no, twenty nineteen. So
Speaker 1: this is this is actually confusing to a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Twenty nineteen Trump was actually the president, I don't think so,
Speaker 1: so doesn't sound right to me. So he had a
Speaker 1: couple of years to do it already. Then, correct, Biden
Speaker 1: didn't do shit, And there are not left wing politicians
Speaker 1: but centrist Democrat politicians connected to the guy. So makes
Speaker 1: sense to me for the same reason that Biden, can
Speaker 1: you know, couldn't do anything. It was like what am
Speaker 1: I supposed to do. Man, they won't. They won't let me,
Speaker 1: uh with most things that he was trying to do
Speaker 1: as president, didn't did not reveal anything, but you and
Speaker 1: your whole administration's whole running, whole thing was we're gonna
Speaker 1: fucking let let you see everything when we get in office.
Speaker 1: Then you saw everything. Then you saw that Donald Trump
Speaker 1: was on the list, and you were you all started
Speaker 1: cartoonishly loosening your collar all of the same time. Yep.
Speaker 1: And now you're being like, what they did the thing
Speaker 1: before that, we're doing now, so we were.
Speaker 2: It's so it's so confusing. I don't know what's bad anymore.
Speaker 2: So it's bad to know, Jeffrey Epsy, is it bad
Speaker 2: to be in the documents? But some people that are
Speaker 2: in there aren't bad, so then.
Speaker 1: We have to be okay.
Speaker 2: But if you're on, if you're a Democrat or center left,
Speaker 2: then it's bad.
Speaker 1: But everyone on.
Speaker 2: Their look, they don't know how to do a cover
Speaker 2: up because they have a senile old man at the
Speaker 2: helmet of this whole thing who doesn't know how to
Speaker 2: stop talking in any way. This guy was doing a
Speaker 2: fucking I saw that fucking weird roof walk and talk.
Speaker 1: He did oh yeah, holy shit. And then did he
Speaker 1: actually piss himself?
Speaker 2: Did you see that picture where it looked like he
Speaker 2: was full Liam Neeson coming out of a pub.
Speaker 1: I did not see that picture. It could be it
Speaker 1: could be fake.
Speaker 2: It could be just a wishful non like it looked
Speaker 2: like drunk Liam Neeson out. But yeah, this is there
Speaker 2: seems to be so many issues with trying to make
Speaker 2: this thing go away. This is the thing with JD.
Speaker 2: Van So I know he's stupid, but also at the
Speaker 2: same time, are you trying to keep the story alive?
Speaker 2: Like why do a secret meeting with everybody except the
Speaker 2: president where you have the chief of Staff Susie Wilds,
Speaker 2: the Deputy ag Pam Bondi, Cash Betel to talk about
Speaker 2: other things but the Epstein files, or you also being like, look,
Speaker 2: we got to figure out how we're going to fucking
Speaker 2: do this shit because this guy doesn't know what he's doing,
Speaker 2: or is it how do we play this to get that?
Speaker 1: I mean, like, you know, if I could be president,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Right at a little bit
Speaker 1: a little bit chiller, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That could be something too, because I've always thought of
Speaker 2: all the scandals this has been the thing that has
Speaker 2: made Trump most vulnerable.
Speaker 1: And you know, like, while there are many.
Speaker 2: People who fawn after Donald Trump, there are plenty of
Speaker 2: fucking maniacs with money who are pursuing that kind of
Speaker 2: power and influence would love nothing more than for this
Speaker 2: guy to be out of the way. You know, people
Speaker 2: are looking at this like, yo, I could do this
Speaker 2: shit way better than this fucking freaky old dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like a lot of the money that went
Speaker 1: to him and like backed him, and a lot of
Speaker 1: the power that went to him and backed him was
Speaker 1: like all based on him doing things from a policy perspective,
Speaker 1: the Jdvans would continue to do were he in power.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure you know, he was the pick of
Speaker 1: the tech billionaire class that like came in and like
Speaker 1: money he's number two. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't you know, you're you know, you're policy and
Speaker 1: your talking points have worked. When people are like did
Speaker 1: he try to fuck that up? Like it's like an
Speaker 1: NBA highlight where they're like, yo, look, you can tell
Speaker 1: that this guy's gambling on the game because he's like
Speaker 1: shot it in the wrong direction. He heaved it into
Speaker 1: the stands. What the fuck was that it was a
Speaker 1: layup to be clear, though it should we do now
Speaker 1: know that Trump's name appears on the list. That list
Speaker 1: was available to the Biden administration. Yeah, like sitting on
Speaker 1: that ship as like Trump is getting more and more
Speaker 1: powerful and it becomes increasingly likely that he's gonna defeat you.
Speaker 1: Is so just such a brain fogged fuck up that like,
Speaker 1: like it's such how do you how do you not
Speaker 1: use that?
Speaker 2: I think you don't use it because you're on the
Speaker 2: same team essentially. Sure, that's why, you know, to do
Speaker 2: that would disrupt the status quo at every level.
Speaker 1: It means power players.
Speaker 2: You know, if if all things are true or you
Speaker 2: know what people's suspicions are, that would have had ramifications
Speaker 2: for both Democrats and Republicans, and it just behooves them
Speaker 2: more to be like whatever guys, like, yes, we got
Speaker 2: to stay in power, Okay, yeah, we got to keep
Speaker 2: this class war going, right, and you know, let's be real,
Speaker 2: like we're we're more on the same side if we're
Speaker 2: talking about fucking overworking people, so let's just keep it moving.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: I think that's again that that won't be the part
Speaker 2: that anyone talks about, especially not the GOP, because they're
Speaker 2: just trying to make it be.
Speaker 1: Like, well, if they thought it was so bad, did
Speaker 1: an you think about.
Speaker 3: These?
Speaker 1: Its bad? All right? The art of pointing out the
Speaker 1: other side hypocrisy which literally nobody, nobody has thought was
Speaker 1: actually a valid point for maybe fifty years. All right,
Speaker 1: we are coming to the end of an era. AOL
Speaker 1: is ending dial up internet service that was somehow still
Speaker 1: a thing. This is gonna piss off thousands of customers
Speaker 1: who died into two thousand and five and we're still
Speaker 1: being built twenty years later. They've announced that they will
Speaker 1: be scrapping their dial up internet service on September thirtieth.
Speaker 2: Ah, how do you get a dial up modem in
Speaker 2: the year of our Lord twenty twenty five? Do you
Speaker 2: have to like have like an old like iMac where
Speaker 2: the ship was built in and you just put the
Speaker 2: little phone line inside and you have they do?
Speaker 1: They do it? Six. They do acknowledge that the service
Speaker 1: and the associated software, the AOL dial or software and
Speaker 1: the AOL Shield browser, which are optimized for older operating
Speaker 1: systems and dial up internet connections, will be discontinued. So like, yeah, it.
Speaker 1: You have to be like running Internet Explorer and not
Speaker 1: having updated it since the first Obama administration, I think
Speaker 1: for this to work.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was just wild to think like one
Speaker 2: of the I remember the first modem we had was
Speaker 2: like fourteen point four kilobits per second, and then went
Speaker 2: to twenty eight eight, and then there was fifty six
Speaker 2: K and every like.
Speaker 1: Dude, we have fucking we had fucking fifty six six.
Speaker 1: He's so cooked again. We were loving that crazy.
Speaker 2: I remember losing it when I was like, oh there's
Speaker 2: fifty six now.
Speaker 1: We were out fourteen four alying ago. I could download
Speaker 1: three JPEGs a day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you watching me? Download this fucking
Speaker 2: five mega byte picture in someven hours. And then when
Speaker 2: DSL happened, Bro, I remember, well my dad got DSL
Speaker 2: and the matrix trailer came out the way that shit loaded.
Speaker 1: In twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, man, I had for fucking neighbors over and
Speaker 2: shit will come through bro, coming about three hours.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to matrix trailer loaded up. You could
Speaker 1: sell tickets, oh yeah, oh yeah, that was a fuck.
Speaker 1: It was such a flex.
Speaker 2: I remember because my dad was it was teaching at
Speaker 2: the time, so he was able to get it subsidized,
Speaker 2: like to.
Speaker 1: Get DSL at our house.
Speaker 2: And I remember also the modem was the size of
Speaker 2: like six phone books stacked together.
Speaker 1: Was stupid? Was that? Did it still make the the
Speaker 1: sound of this is not okay? This was the digital
Speaker 1: subscriber line. Baby, This was new, This was all new. Baby.
Speaker 1: We had Ethernet. Ethernet. I remember. Ethernet was a huge, huge,
Speaker 1: huge step up my wire download multiple songs. Uh well,
Speaker 1: I mean, how many people even use uh Acording to
Speaker 1: the twenty nineteen census, so six years ago, zero point
Speaker 1: two percent of households were still using dial up for
Speaker 1: home internet access and has been below one percent since
Speaker 1: sometime in twenty fifteen. I can't imagine it's it's gone anywhere.
Speaker 2: I feel like on Twitter and shiit, people'd always like
Speaker 2: post it about like my grandparents still use dial up,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, and I was like, nah, come.
Speaker 1: On, do you know anybody that uses fucking dial up still?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you do, because that's that's wild, And you
Speaker 2: know what, just to just to honor the moment, let's
Speaker 2: just let's just hear it one more time.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite.
Speaker 2: Bars MM hmmm mm hmm. That was my favorite part.
Speaker 2: And then it would go there were there were levels
Speaker 2: to that. At the end, that's when R two D
Speaker 2: two comes.
Speaker 1: That's that's oh, oh my god, let me get that up.
Speaker 1: R two R two D two b that D two
Speaker 1: b dick two bar. We should make sure we have
Speaker 1: that U r l R two D two b D
Speaker 1: two b bro. So this just can be a lot
Speaker 1: of AI videos generated of R two D two funking
Speaker 1: bro fucking good.
Speaker 2: Oh y'all thought that was I thought that was his
Speaker 2: third leg that he was sliding around on.
Speaker 1: Nope, nope, pull out a stun gun a lighter like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, bro, he's partying. You don't think he's got
Speaker 1: that hang on him?
Speaker 2: There there was an edit where I remember that the
Speaker 2: top of his dome would pop open, or tray of
Speaker 2: cocaine that.
Speaker 1: You can say, perfectly, perfectly chi ready for you close
Speaker 1: it up, closing it up, closing up. All right. We
Speaker 1: we got a big meet and coming up this week, miles.
Speaker 1: Very exciting. It's been announced that Trump and Putin will
Speaker 1: get together to discuss ways forward to end the warring
Speaker 1: Ukraine on Friday in Alaska. Oh the oh man, Wow,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be huge. This is the first time
Speaker 1: this is Miles. This is gonna be fucking huge. I mean,
Speaker 1: you get Trump in there. You've seen him on The Apprentice,
Speaker 1: that guy fucking closes his deal. You're getting fucking Vladimir
Speaker 1: in the box. Bro, what's he gonna do? This is
Speaker 1: so sick. He's got him just where he wants him.
Speaker 1: Fucking Chuck Ladell. Dude. This is the first time that
Speaker 1: Putin's been invited to the United States outside of the
Speaker 1: United Nations since two thousand and seven when he joined
Speaker 1: George W. Bush for I had not seen pictures from
Speaker 1: this is this looks like nobody it's there, like on
Speaker 1: a fishing boat together. Yeah, just I thought it was Ai. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this shit looks grim as hell. Putin's got like a
Speaker 1: big ass jacket on the like is too tight for him.
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's like trying to do that. Like
Speaker 1: it looks like very Rick Owens.
Speaker 2: It's oversized, probably because it's like a big ass bulletproof vest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's it's like a puffy one. But then he's
Speaker 1: got like tight white jeans on. Uh yeah, and then
Speaker 1: Bush is just wearing a big old Hawaiian shirt also
Speaker 1: appears to be.
Speaker 2: A bunch of fish on it, just such a fish,
Speaker 2: like I got it, just a fucking guy going fishing shirt.
Speaker 1: Hey man. But there have been three rounds of talks
Speaker 1: between Russia and Ukraine that Trump has been like, I've
Speaker 1: got them talking, they're gonna we're gonna end the war
Speaker 1: any it now this summer. For some reason, those have
Speaker 1: yet to bring the two sides any closer to piece.
Speaker 1: It's almost like his strategy of yelling at one side
Speaker 1: for not showing enough gratitude and like bowing down before
Speaker 1: the side, then if you give them an inch, will
Speaker 1: take a mile. Like everybody knows this is not creating
Speaker 1: a level playing field that's going to work out for
Speaker 1: a piece deal.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, And every time it's like, this is
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. The Ukraine is going to give up
Speaker 2: some land to Russia and then that's the last of it.
Speaker 2: And then Lensky's like, bro, what the fuck are you?
Speaker 2: Who said you were bart?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? What are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, every time it's either them or like Russia
Speaker 2: being like I don't know what the fuck this dude
Speaker 2: is talking about, because he wants that Nobel Peace Prize.
Speaker 1: We know, man, he's so fucking tasting. It should be
Speaker 1: noted that having a meeting with Putin on US soil
Speaker 1: is all a major concession, huge win for Putin's side.
Speaker 1: It's a war criminal that I'm sure is going to
Speaker 1: also I was thinking about. I was listening to somebody
Speaker 1: talk about, like why all the like capitalist theory for
Speaker 1: the past you know, twenty years has been basically bullshit
Speaker 1: and we're coming to the end of that, and all
Speaker 1: the theories that we're supposed to be governing this thing
Speaker 1: as though it were just you know, unlimited resources forever,
Speaker 1: and like now that's coming to an end and the
Speaker 1: resources are very limited and everybody's having to like do
Speaker 1: what China does and like put their thumb on the
Speaker 1: scale for their country. One thing that I remembered was
Speaker 1: this Thomas Friedman like thing from twenty years ago was like,
Speaker 1: no two countries that have McDonald's in them have ever
Speaker 1: gone to Oh yeah, And I feel like this war
Speaker 1: like that. I feel like maybe that's why, like the
Speaker 1: New York Times set was like so fucked up by
Speaker 1: this war. Yeah, there was like these two trees have
Speaker 1: fucking you can't do. There's dogs right there, dude. Ah fuck.
Speaker 1: But anyways, already a huge win. And then when Trump
Speaker 1: has him right where he wants him, as we've seen before,
Speaker 1: whenever he's in a room with Putin, he just you
Speaker 1: know nelts you know, well, first of all, they like
Speaker 1: go off in their separate room where he's like, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't want to be around my people. So uh,
Speaker 1: who knows why. But Trump seems to be very willing
Speaker 1: to just go along with Putin against the interests of
Speaker 1: America or.
Speaker 2: Mean that he's compromised in any way.
Speaker 1: Could not be just.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, Trump loves having war criminals on US soil.
Speaker 2: We had bb Net and Yahoo come through to town.
Speaker 2: We've got we got Putin. Although he did just have
Speaker 2: this press conference where he was said like Pam bondis
Speaker 2: taking over the DC police and they're federalizing it. But
Speaker 2: then he's but then he made this little gaff where
Speaker 2: he was like, this is where he's Look, they said
Speaker 2: the meeting's happening in Alaska.
Speaker 1: This is where Trump said it's happening.
Speaker 2: And it's embarrassing for me to be up here. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna see Putin, I'm going to Russia on Friday.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what you're going to? Were you're going to? Where?
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to Russia.
Speaker 2: I thought you're going to Alaska? Are you mixing her?
Speaker 2: Are you Sarah Palin? Now you see Russia from your house?
Speaker 1: Are you? We? Maybe uh giving them Russia in order
Speaker 1: to get this war over. I can see him doing
Speaker 1: some shit like that. You know, you're like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Do give us Russia and Minneapolis? And
Speaker 1: we're good? Why we like it? No? We whatsoever? We're
Speaker 1: Kevin Big, Kevin Garnet fans. But yeah. The White House
Speaker 1: first announced that Putin would meet Trump, followed by a
Speaker 1: three way meeting between Trump, Putin, and Zolynski. Putin was like, no,
Speaker 1: the motherfucker's not coming, So Lindsey's not coming, and then
Speaker 1: Trump was like, yeah, I never said that he was coming.
Speaker 1: The White House was like, we can't have the meeting
Speaker 1: without Zelenski there, obviously, and then Trump was like, yes,
Speaker 1: we can, Yes, the show for a hoe fuck you
Speaker 1: talking about? But he's just doubling back on whatever Putin
Speaker 1: wants to do. Really feels like a teenager who's like
Speaker 1: dating someone who's like a bad influence and they're just like, yeah, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: we're good. I'll do whatever you want. Just yah, you know, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't like him anymore, just so they can like
Speaker 1: get in the same room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure my grandma hated those earrings. Anyway,
Speaker 2: you can have them. I mean, I didn't know you
Speaker 2: took them, but now that I know, it's okay.
Speaker 1: That's actually cool. Yeah, just justifying. JUSTI fine, JUSTI fine.
Speaker 1: I feel good about this meeting. I think I think
Speaker 1: America is gonna get a lot of cool stuff out
Speaker 1: of it. And yeah, I mean the location of the
Speaker 1: meeting hasn't been confirmed. Maybe it will now be in Russia.
Speaker 1: Maybe uh he Alaska will belong to Russia. We don't know.
Speaker 1: But the mayor of Anchorage claimed that she hadn't received
Speaker 1: any indication whether her city would host the meeting. Yet
Speaker 1: locals have been getting short term rental requests from the
Speaker 1: Secret Service.
Speaker 2: So, oh my god, what a fucking clown show.
Speaker 1: And yeah, they don't really And where Jack Nicholson sitting
Speaker 1: in front row? Hey that's right, you said it, man,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in front row at a Gallagher show. And
Speaker 1: I ain't got my rain gear on. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, guys want to smash some fruit? What a gimmick? Yeah,
Speaker 1: such a low bar. I know. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, do We're back.
Speaker 2: It's me cough from Inspector Gadget.
Speaker 1: Oh man, been watching a lot of Inspector. You watch
Speaker 1: anything good on your flight.
Speaker 2: Over Inspector Gadget Man, not Inspector Gadget Dude. I'm with
Speaker 2: GS for how the flight timed out and how awake
Speaker 2: the guys child was on the flight.
Speaker 1: I basically didn't. I was like raw dog and.
Speaker 2: That and there was no music, there was no nothing.
Speaker 1: I kept just like sitting there wishing that he would
Speaker 1: like go to sleep.
Speaker 2: You play with this, Play with this, play with this,
Speaker 2: play with this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I did. I did get to the naked gun.
Speaker 1: I will not be spoiling anything. It's a lot of fun,
Speaker 1: though I highly recommend it's taking everything. I can not
Speaker 1: say my like three favorite lines when.
Speaker 2: You going to see that ship immediately.
Speaker 1: Only jokes that didn't work for me were the ones
Speaker 1: that Brian spoiled last week. But yeah, that highly recommend
Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun. Yeah, okay, all right, we
Speaker 1: want to talk about crime, which is out of control. Oh,
Speaker 1: actually it's going down. Shit fuck. Oh that's not good.
Speaker 1: That's not good for media headlines. Yeah. We talked about
Speaker 1: last week how the Trump administration seems set on making
Speaker 1: future high school history teachers say big balls got his
Speaker 1: ass kicked by two children, and that was like as
Speaker 1: part of the justification for Donald Trump waging war on
Speaker 1: private citizens of Washington, DC. He is asking the FBI
Speaker 1: to take to the streets to help fight an imaginary
Speaker 1: crime wave, despite the fact that crime is down thirty
Speaker 1: percent year every year for the past two years, and
Speaker 1: most violent crime is now below pre pandemic levels. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and despite the fact that also the FBI is like,
Speaker 1: we don't know what to do. That's this is not
Speaker 1: our job. I sit at a desk and like run.
Speaker 2: Um, no, I'm well not you will prevent carjackings now,
Speaker 2: I frame elderly Muslim people for yeah, terrorists, terrorists, man,
Speaker 2: this is like not my thing.
Speaker 1: Uh, And they're just being deployed to the streets. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm used to like kind of creating little crimes that
Speaker 1: we can pretend we're like preventing the next nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: But yeah, FBI officers were tasked with assisting local law
Speaker 1: enforcement and preventing carjackings and other crimes. The individuals said,
Speaker 1: despite their general lack of training and traffic stops and
Speaker 1: their lack of legal authority to conduct them, this is
Speaker 1: apparently causing a moral issue. And he also like fired
Speaker 1: all the people who were like running those things, and
Speaker 1: he's like, instead, I will be your leader and you
Speaker 1: will be traffic cops now instead of doing Excel spreadsheet entrapment.
Speaker 2: Every It's so funny all the people who get into
Speaker 2: the shitty federal law enforcement. The morales is low. It's
Speaker 2: like see like the board Customs and Border, like, we.
Speaker 1: Don't want to do this. We're used to doing brutalizing
Speaker 1: people in a different way.
Speaker 2: And now the FBI is like, you will fucking you're
Speaker 2: gonna rough up fucking citizens now. So there's a crime wave, No,
Speaker 2: we we have those statistics.
Speaker 1: There isn't. It's things are getting safer. You should make
Speaker 1: we tell people. That's my job. So like the thing
Speaker 1: that is my job is like I do the crime statistics,
Speaker 1: and we've we've done these numbers like twenty different ways
Speaker 1: trying to figure out a way to make it seem
Speaker 1: like there's crime is up, it's actually going down. Fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: This is so one of the media needs to fucking
Speaker 2: keep framing Trump as out of his fucking mind.
Speaker 1: I know he's claims.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, he saw homeless people on the way
Speaker 2: to golf. Yes, and exactly I hereby demand the homeless
Speaker 2: people to leave DC. Like what are you huh, what
Speaker 2: are you saying? You're not saying anything. But again, then
Speaker 2: you have all these people around you who are like, yes, sir, okay, well,
Speaker 2: Pam BONDI will now be in charge of the DC
Speaker 2: police because big balls got jumped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big balls got beat up by two fifteen year
Speaker 1: olds and Trump. This is like in the same way
Speaker 1: that tariffs. You can like look at what Trump was
Speaker 1: obsessed with in the eighties and see that he was
Speaker 1: going to do the tariffs as soon as like all
Speaker 1: the smart people around him turned into like, you know, accelerants,
Speaker 1: people who were just like yes, sir, and everything he said,
Speaker 1: like you knew the tariffs were coming. Also, arresting and
Speaker 1: like trying black children as adults was the thing that
Speaker 1: he was obsessed with In the eighties, you might remember
Speaker 1: the Central Park jogger case where a bunch of children
Speaker 1: were like accused and falsely imprisoned, and he took out
Speaker 1: a full page New York Times ad saying that the
Speaker 1: children should be put to death, a statement that he
Speaker 1: stood by after it was showed that they were innocent,
Speaker 1: that they were proven innocent. He just a racism session. Yeah, yeah, his.
Speaker 2: Anti black look again, this is all how many times
Speaker 2: has he been pushing the anti black racism? But since
Speaker 2: the Epstein thing, yeah, and now the mere presence, he's like,
Speaker 2: he's like, they're black people around d C.
Speaker 1: Did you not know it's called Chocolate City? Did you
Speaker 1: not know that? Did you not know? That? Is just terrible.
Speaker 1: It's ugly, it's unattracted. He keeps talking about how the
Speaker 1: city is not attractive, which what it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not a child, it's an adolescent child.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? Shut the fuck up. And it
Speaker 1: serves so many purposes.
Speaker 2: You get to do your anti black racism, you get
Speaker 2: to try and normalize militarized like like police presence in
Speaker 2: the US cities. It's a win win for everyone. In
Speaker 2: the Project twenty twenty five playbooks.
Speaker 1: So Jesus.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think like most people who live there
Speaker 2: in any of these cities at Trump targets, they.
Speaker 1: Go, that's not what's going on here at all. Stop
Speaker 1: talking like it is. Yeah, TV judge Janine Piro is
Speaker 1: calling for lowering the age limit that you can try
Speaker 1: children to fourteen. I'm assuming there's not gonna be a
Speaker 1: lot of white children that are caught up in that
Speaker 1: age lowering if it goes.
Speaker 2: To I thought you were about to say the age
Speaker 2: of consent, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, I mean.
Speaker 1: That's a little too On the note that that was
Speaker 1: one of the things that Vance decided at that meeting
Speaker 1: that they had to push back. They had to push
Speaker 1: the timeline on the age of consent lowering back a
Speaker 1: little bit because it was just it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: little it's gonna be the optics are not going to
Speaker 1: be great on that one. Right now.
Speaker 2: Yikes, Donald Trump, you've completely anyway whatever.
Speaker 1: Anyway, come back, I know, hey, welcome back. You're in
Speaker 1: the octagon now, No fucking whimsy head on a swivel. Fuck.
Speaker 1: I was just drinking Sodie pops and loving it. What
Speaker 1: is it cool head, cold heart, can't lose is what
Speaker 1: it is. Oh, I don't know, cold cold, cold beer,
Speaker 1: cold beer, better ingredients, better pizza.
Speaker 2: That's I have to say to re enter the country
Speaker 2: at that customs of border portray.
Speaker 1: Right, complete, complete the statement. I pledge allegiance to the
Speaker 1: better ingredients, better.
Speaker 2: Pizza John's and he and Donald Trump is not a pedophile.
Speaker 1: There you go. Donald Trump is sick, not a pedophile.
Speaker 1: Is sick in the cool in the coolest way. So
Speaker 1: sick dog. All right. Those are some of the things
Speaker 1: that are trending on this Monday morning. We are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with the who last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: your vaccines while you still can, get your flu shots
Speaker 1: while you still can. Don't do nothing about white supremacy.
Speaker 1: And we will talk to you all tomorrow.
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