Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two forty, episode
Speaker 1: three of the Guys Day production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. It's Wednesday, June eight, What what's happening?
Speaker 1: What's what? What is it is? Of course Miles tell
Speaker 1: him what it is. Oh, it is best friend's day.
Speaker 1: Yea upsie daisy day. I don't know what that means?
Speaker 1: Is up or upside daisy? That's how they spelled it
Speaker 1: in the thing. It's national unless upsi daisy as a
Speaker 1: whole other kind of daisy. We didn't know about it.
Speaker 1: I just thought this so so the way they've spelled
Speaker 1: it is up s y daisy day. I thought the
Speaker 1: spelling of oopsie was was settled, but maybe maybe it
Speaker 1: was all oopsie. But I guess it's up upside days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like another is that like a new straw fang versus
Speaker 1: uh solid thing? Debate? Is up? Are you UPSI? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you upside your oopsie? I'm an oopsie daisy personally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it is another one of those debates, just
Speaker 1: without the detail of it being interesting. But wow, it'says
Speaker 1: the oops and whoops in Upsie Daisy and accurring to
Speaker 1: Mirriam Webster, it is up s y. You ain't got
Speaker 1: no alibi up a how about that? All right? Well,
Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien a k more Ben time.
Speaker 1: Open all the doors to theaters across the world more
Speaker 1: Bean time. I'm sorry we made how much? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm going up fucking hurl uh And then I know
Speaker 1: who I want to take me that whole part. But
Speaker 1: of course the person that you want to take you
Speaker 1: home is more bus Oh so yeah, that was That
Speaker 1: is courtesy of Christy wood you mane based on a
Speaker 1: news story I I hadn't caught, but apparently they saw
Speaker 1: all the heat online for people talking about how more
Speaker 1: o Bous was, you know, very bad or so bad
Speaker 1: it's good, and they were like, we gotta, we gotta
Speaker 1: open this thing wide a second time. People just didn't
Speaker 1: know about it that first time. And it earned three
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars in a thousand theaters this past weekend,
Speaker 1: which is low six figures. At first it only did
Speaker 1: eighty five. I think, yeah, yeah, I got all it
Speaker 1: got all the way up. They probably bought out like
Speaker 1: a bunch of theaters that's why they think a thousand
Speaker 1: bucks that they did eight five, Like a thousand theaters
Speaker 1: just did eighty five bucks. Yeah, so the rare movie
Speaker 1: that bombed twice at the domestic box office. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Christie. I'm and I'm thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 1: always by my co host Mr Miles Grade. Joe takes
Speaker 1: the Morning Train base Crooks from nine to five and
Speaker 1: then shakes his fists and says, come on, man, and
Speaker 1: where all drowning in debt? Okay, shout out to Lacerroni
Speaker 1: for that wonderful Easton takes or morning Train. Isn't nine
Speaker 1: to five the parenthetical to that anyway? I know it
Speaker 1: as my baby takes some morning train. Shout out you,
Speaker 1: lak Roni. And we'll wait on what Joe Biden does
Speaker 1: about that debt, because it sounds like he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: announced it when it gets closer to like the day
Speaker 1: the bills are due that way, y'all. Really, I really
Speaker 1: got your That is one of those akdes that I
Speaker 1: am now going to add to my my like playlist
Speaker 1: because I had forgotten about that song. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've heard it in a decade, but oh really, it goes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially one song Byles through the Kids. The kids love
Speaker 1: that song. Yeah. My playlist was just like the music.
Speaker 1: I just put a put on the in the in
Speaker 1: the Car one because her mad is like her Majesty's
Speaker 1: favorite song from childhood. I was like, She's like, you
Speaker 1: don't know that song my baby takes. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't, but thank you for putting me on, and
Speaker 1: now I could sing that a ka faithfully. Well, Miles,
Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat,
Speaker 1: and not fucking around, We're being joined by a brilliantly
Speaker 1: talented filmmaker and writer. She was the head writer for
Speaker 1: the Problem with John Stewart on Apple TV plus wrote
Speaker 1: on Girls, I've have a blessed this mess, The Opposition
Speaker 1: with Jordan Klepper, many others wrote, directed, starred in Basic,
Speaker 1: which one Best Indie Short and Best Comedy of the
Speaker 1: Year on the festival circuit. She's just all around killing it.
Speaker 1: Please welco stop the brilliant, the hilarious Chelsea Davante. Thank
Speaker 1: you for having me. I'm I'm in my full WrestleMania
Speaker 1: regalio with that intro gold belts around my neck. We
Speaker 1: were just talking about how we need to we need
Speaker 1: to with some guests start start having like the sound
Speaker 1: of glass breaking, and then Miles and I are like,
Speaker 1: oh no, oh my god, that's the music for Chelsea.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry, the sound of glass breaking
Speaker 1: the I'm with her election winning soundtrack. I would love that.
Speaker 1: Remember the Javits Center, the glass that was supposed to break.
Speaker 1: It's all I think about. And that was what Stone
Speaker 1: called Steve Auston was talking about. I think, well, it
Speaker 1: wasn't that his music? Stone like you heard a pane
Speaker 1: of glass shatter? And then Stone cold, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: he was, Yeah, noted feminist. Stone called Steve Austin Chelsea,
Speaker 1: how are you doing. I'm I'm I'm I'm well. Um,
Speaker 1: never use that word in my life, but it feels
Speaker 1: better than sure. Sure yeah, right, okay, how are you
Speaker 1: out like that? You know, brill and secure like I'm good?
Speaker 1: Are you? Oh my god, I'm so good. I'm so good.
Speaker 1: That's nice, and that you don't have anything to follow
Speaker 1: it up with. Yeah, just really like good, you know,
Speaker 1: just good, like deeply good, m mean about goodness. You
Speaker 1: had a wedding recently, you had a nice wedding trip
Speaker 1: felt good about. Yeah, you know, listen, it's um it's
Speaker 1: been wedding season for old Avante is over here. All
Speaker 1: her friends were like, we're waiting to the last second
Speaker 1: and then they're all getting married this year. I'm a
Speaker 1: I have discovered that I believe in strong leadership at
Speaker 1: a wedding, and if the vibe isn't being created, I
Speaker 1: feel like I must volunteer to go fucking nuts, and
Speaker 1: so at the first, at the last, not this previous one.
Speaker 1: I've tried to be calm, but that the first one,
Speaker 1: I was literally jumping on the photo table booth to
Speaker 1: get pictures of my sequence underwear, you know, because just
Speaker 1: every wedding's got to have a nut job or what
Speaker 1: is everyone else gonna compare themselves to sequined underwear? Well,
Speaker 1: the dress code was sequenced. So it was my friend Ariel,
Speaker 1: just the head writer for Colbert, and their dress code
Speaker 1: was your shiniest outfit, and me and my friend actually
Speaker 1: took it really seriously. And I had on these full
Speaker 1: sequined pantal looms. They weren't like underwear, they were like,
Speaker 1: you know, they were a full coverage sequined garment. And
Speaker 1: I was like if these aren't photographed, when am I
Speaker 1: going to wear these again? And so I was trying
Speaker 1: to jump as high as I could in the photo booth,
Speaker 1: only to discover like I'm a comedian and I can't
Speaker 1: really move well. So I'm like, come on, here we go.
Speaker 1: And then I'm you know, have enough open bar in
Speaker 1: me to get on the table. The poor little props
Speaker 1: table guys like please please don't break my photo booth,
Speaker 1: drunk freak, and I'm like, I must show my underwear.
Speaker 1: But I did get them in So check my Instagram.
Speaker 1: I've got I've got a great shot and there are you?
Speaker 1: Are you the life of the party? Just generally? Are you? Is?
Speaker 1: Is there something kind of about weddings that brings out
Speaker 1: your sort of spur of the moment Violin to her
Speaker 1: wedding planner. Um, I would say like there's just something
Speaker 1: like deeply broken in my brain. And I've got two modes,
Speaker 1: which is like leave me alone, I want to be
Speaker 1: at home, or I guess I'll just get really drunk
Speaker 1: and see what happens. Um. And so it's gotten really
Speaker 1: worse since the pandemic has in quotes ended and we've
Speaker 1: gotten out and about I'm worse at this, and so
Speaker 1: I just kind of can't hang normally. There's something wrong
Speaker 1: with me, Like I can't just like go to have
Speaker 1: a nice time, Like I'm all one or the other
Speaker 1: no matter what party is, right right right? What do
Speaker 1: you guys like at weddings? You go hard or you
Speaker 1: just like, you know, a nice glass of wine, grab
Speaker 1: an app, go home in your in your nice boy suit.
Speaker 1: I personally used to be a real wild card at weddings,
Speaker 1: and I stopped drinking about seven years ago, and I
Speaker 1: am now a you know, wrap up a couple of
Speaker 1: apps and a napkin to enjoy it at home. You know,
Speaker 1: you take it stup from the trade pass. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this que come with the smoked salmon. I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: must must. Yeah, drinking really does go hand in hand
Speaker 1: with that life of the party personality. Tree. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: take that out of me. Yeah, so now I'm very
Speaker 1: boring and uncomfortable at weddings. How about you, Miles? I
Speaker 1: it depends on the I read the room. Oh that's good,
Speaker 1: that's what you're supposed to do. I think, Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: mostly because I like to dance and ship and I
Speaker 1: like to turn up. But if the dance floor is
Speaker 1: empty and like DJ is not good, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to be like hey, hey, hey hey, we gotta get
Speaker 1: this under control. We gotta sort this out, we gotta
Speaker 1: get the right the ship here. I'm like, okay, that's
Speaker 1: how they got down. They're not Maybe that's not the
Speaker 1: culture of this wedding is to like have a great
Speaker 1: you know, X Y or Z. So I hate back.
Speaker 1: But the second I hear Monte Jordan's this is how
Speaker 1: we do it, I'll throw I'll throw a full wine
Speaker 1: glass because I'm gonna do it wrong. If you're not
Speaker 1: on the floor doing it, pour a wine glass just
Speaker 1: to throw it. Oh. I was at a wedding a
Speaker 1: while back where the there was security saying you couldn't
Speaker 1: dance with a glass on the dance floor, and I
Speaker 1: was like a children's pool. Also, like why y'all got
Speaker 1: cops in here? Like that Micraine? Cops in this wedding? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like what the funk? A cab also includes a dude
Speaker 1: who's like, hey, man, no, no glasses on the dance floor.
Speaker 1: A cab includes the cousin they paid to keep the
Speaker 1: glass or off the floor. It's like, oh, you're gonna
Speaker 1: pay for that replacement feed. That's what I thought, like
Speaker 1: I was having the time of his life. By the way,
Speaker 1: that was the best night of his life. The glassware.
Speaker 1: I had an earpiece that wasn't connected to a radio,
Speaker 1: but just dangling. I don't know if you guys know this,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're following me, but I'm planning
Speaker 1: a wedding myself, and wow, what a nightmare. Weddings just nightmares,
Speaker 1: just nightmares, and deciding what goes on the tables will
Speaker 1: end me. And I was truly thinking back to like
Speaker 1: last season on John stir Show, I had to like
Speaker 1: learn tax plan and do the mat on it to
Speaker 1: just possibly make sure trickle down was a lie. And
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a comedian, I'm out here doing math
Speaker 1: on the economics and then every year since and that
Speaker 1: was easier. It's a it's designed by capitalism to be
Speaker 1: as much of a like just mind fuck endless series
Speaker 1: of decisions, because yeah, but but also the choices they're
Speaker 1: giving you. It's like do you want to eat a
Speaker 1: piece of dogshit or a dead worm? And you're like,
Speaker 1: oh god, And I'm comparing that to peonies or tulips,
Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, they've come on. Yeah, the flowers and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's why I just go carnation every time, and that's
Speaker 1: why my wife loves me every single time. The trash
Speaker 1: flower of all flowers. Yeah. Well, it's fun because you
Speaker 1: can die them different colors, So that's cool. Seventh grader
Speaker 1: taste and flowers. And by dyeing them, you're just hitting
Speaker 1: them with cry lions ra pain. You're like, see this
Speaker 1: one's blue, indistinguishable from crumpled up tissue paper. So it's
Speaker 1: kind of it's kind of nice. All right, Chelsea, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get to know you a little bit better in
Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple
Speaker 1: of things we're talking about today. We're talking about how
Speaker 1: people are getting ready for the bad out of Hell
Speaker 1: tour of Donald Trump. He's running people. People can stop
Speaker 1: tempting themselves with the possibility that he doesn't run. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's running. Well, we'll talk about like where he's at
Speaker 1: with that decision and with the announcement and the whole
Speaker 1: event planning. Hey, event planning, that's something that we were
Speaker 1: just talking about. We're gonna talk about good news cancer
Speaker 1: drug trial that seemed to go very well, and then
Speaker 1: we'll do a marketing check in with Stranger Things and
Speaker 1: some of the pride campaigns going on, mainly from the U. S.
Speaker 1: Marines and Burger King to our finest institute Champions of Quality.
Speaker 1: But before we get to any of that, Chelsea, we
Speaker 1: do like to ask Eric Guest, what is something from
Speaker 1: your search history? Oh? Okay, So I for my podcast
Speaker 1: was unfortunately reading the book Hashtag girl Boss, which is
Speaker 1: such an incredible piece of work, and I was just look,
Speaker 1: there's a quote in her book that says things come
Speaker 1: to those who wait, but only those left by the
Speaker 1: only things left by those who don't hustle. And then
Speaker 1: it's attributed to Abraham Lincoln. Yes, And I was like,
Speaker 1: what I mean? This is like, you know, it's fully
Speaker 1: printed in the book. And I saw, I'm going to
Speaker 1: look at the other quotes. I'm like, maybe the whole
Speaker 1: book has been joke quotes. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: they're not, so all the other quotes are real. So
Speaker 1: I went on a pretty intensive search that apparently the
Speaker 1: book publishers didn't do. On link three, the Lincoln Foundation
Speaker 1: debunked that Abraham Lincoln never said this but there's so
Speaker 1: much art uh and Etsy r with this quote being sold,
Speaker 1: and now people are sending me pictures of this quote
Speaker 1: that are up in their offices. Where everyone believed that Lincoln,
Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln said things come to those who wait, but
Speaker 1: only things left by those who don't hustle. Hustle, I mean,
Speaker 1: he was on that rising grind, Lincoln. He's always said that.
Speaker 1: He was like, we all have the same amount of
Speaker 1: hours in the day as Beyonce, which was um, which
Speaker 1: I'm sure was uh, a woman who was enslaved during
Speaker 1: the year he was alive, that he was pretending to
Speaker 1: fight for right? What a fucking like hustle? That doesn't
Speaker 1: that immediately set off alarm bells. It's not like the
Speaker 1: Gettysburg address was like, and I've got a dream worth
Speaker 1: more than my sleep. That's why I'm grinding grid culture
Speaker 1: in the Civil War, we we gotta be out here
Speaker 1: going hard all day. Yeah, it's truly shocking that anyone
Speaker 1: let it get published in a book let alone, sold
Speaker 1: constantly and framed art. It's everywhere. And additionally, the word
Speaker 1: hustle did exist in that year, but it meant something
Speaker 1: entirely different to like beg and do nothing. Oh right,
Speaker 1: like like being a hustler, like you're hustling people for yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: exactly and yeah. So anyway, so that was that was
Speaker 1: the latest thing in my search history and trying to
Speaker 1: figure out why hashtag girl boss was quoting Abraham Lincoln
Speaker 1: telling you to hustle. I'm surprised like that. I just
Speaker 1: love the idea of putting toxic hustle culture quotes on
Speaker 1: historical figures where like the vernaculars completely Like there's no
Speaker 1: way they were talking like that, Like it's not like
Speaker 1: there's one that says work until you no longer have
Speaker 1: to introduce yourself Jesus Christ, Like, yeah, that is I
Speaker 1: did find that quote attribute to Abraham Lincoln on Forbes
Speaker 1: quotes thoughts on the business of life. Yeah, Forbes is
Speaker 1: out here putting that ship out. Yeah, man, that that's
Speaker 1: like I I have something in the doc about how
Speaker 1: like future historians when they're trying to like figure out
Speaker 1: what the funk went wrong, what the funk was wrong
Speaker 1: just in general with the Western world will probably look
Speaker 1: at marketing, but like the entire canon of business literature
Speaker 1: is going to be yah, yeah, that's going to take
Speaker 1: someone out I mean I learned because of this, I
Speaker 1: learned the very sad fact where several book publishers and
Speaker 1: copy editors contact me to let me know that books
Speaker 1: are not fact checked. I said what, And I guess, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I was thinking that there was
Speaker 1: like a police union for books, you know, where they
Speaker 1: come around like you can't say that that's not true.
Speaker 1: It's just I've always trusted books more than I trust tweets,
Speaker 1: only to find out that they both have the same,
Speaker 1: uh fact checking system, which is to say none, or
Speaker 1: you know, your weird cousin come in to be like, well, actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: books aren't fact checked unless you paid to have it done.
Speaker 1: So girl boss wrote down that Lincoln quote and that
Speaker 1: then just thousands of copies sold. I'm assuming just like
Speaker 1: the fact checking process was rejected on the basis of
Speaker 1: being not profitable, like much of like journalism. But that's
Speaker 1: that is so wild. But not yeah, nonfiction, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just not. I mean, I guess that's how we get
Speaker 1: what James Gray a million little pieces where they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: actually he like made the whole thing up and he's
Speaker 1: like up, see up, see whoop see whatever day um,
Speaker 1: because yeah, I guess you have to pay to fact
Speaker 1: check it yourself, and then you also could also you
Speaker 1: also still have to agree. So even if someone's like, hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, I don't think Abraham Lincoln said that,
Speaker 1: you can be like, no, I'm gonna put it in
Speaker 1: the book anyway, like, which is your prerogative, right exactly,
Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty sure Sigmund Freud said, turned down your
Speaker 1: feelings and turn up your house. Chelsea, what is something
Speaker 1: you think is underrated? Okay, this is has a long walk,
Speaker 1: But hold my hand and join me on the beach walks. Okay,
Speaker 1: underrated is pure unbridled talent. Now go with me, because
Speaker 1: I've heard you haven't seen Top Gun Maverick, and this
Speaker 1: this is something that's really been on my mind when
Speaker 1: Sudden theaters. It's true, it's a true masterpiece. It's masterpiece,
Speaker 1: and it's also masterpiece because it's just like classic incredible storytelling.
Speaker 1: Like I also went and saw Doctor Strange, you know,
Speaker 1: which is like the most confusing, horrific piece of garbage
Speaker 1: sold as a movie for a bazillion green screen dollars,
Speaker 1: and Top Gun Maverick reminded you, like what good movies
Speaker 1: are and why you get that little special feeling in
Speaker 1: your heart. And as I was watching it, I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: like Tom cruises out of his goddamn of mind. He
Speaker 1: reminds me of my mom's first husband. I mean, he
Speaker 1: makes me want to throw up. He's a scientologist. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure he's helped a woman go missing in scientology
Speaker 1: for many years. And yeah, Shelley Miscavenge, he definitely ripped
Speaker 1: a girl's braces off and thought he might marry her
Speaker 1: then cast her out. I'm sure he ruined Katie Holme's life.
Speaker 1: And yet I was able to enjoy this movie because
Speaker 1: he's just that talented. And I was like, what is
Speaker 1: doing this for me? Like do we forgive him because
Speaker 1: he's a man because or is it talent? And I
Speaker 1: was like, at I'm still on this walk, I'm almost done.
Speaker 1: At the beginning of the movie, he comes on. It's
Speaker 1: just him like in a chair. He's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: thanks for coming to see Top Gun. You're like whoa
Speaker 1: And he's like, we just like we worked so hard
Speaker 1: to bring you real speed, real stunts, real planes and
Speaker 1: really giving the like experience of fine. I'm just like
Speaker 1: so happy you're here, which is you know, as I'm
Speaker 1: saying it, you're like, that's that's uh, that's an attack,
Speaker 1: Like what who plays up for a movie and he's
Speaker 1: so goddamn likable if you were like, man, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for real speed. Yeah, And then he watched
Speaker 1: the movie and they're like he did give us real speed,
Speaker 1: and I just I was like, wow, talent can just
Speaker 1: go so far because he's a monster and that movie's epic.
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise is talking to me, Oh my god, and
Speaker 1: it's like his smile wasn't too much. It didn't it
Speaker 1: didn't seem corny somehow. He just really seems like he
Speaker 1: was thanking you for coming over to Regal fifteen. Right.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's doing the thing that he does
Speaker 1: in real life when he does junkets, which is ingratiates
Speaker 1: himself to the people that are about to interview him
Speaker 1: or cover a film that he's doing. And that's like
Speaker 1: eye contact introductions. Thanks for coming, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: I'm Tom, And people immediately like, oh wow, he took
Speaker 1: his time, took time out to say that, and that
Speaker 1: feels like I just did that, Like you know what,
Speaker 1: will really hope, let me just address the fucking please
Speaker 1: and let me let me let them know, like because
Speaker 1: they really flew in those planes, you guys, there was
Speaker 1: no mainscreen used. Here's things like I could make and
Speaker 1: I do all the time. I make eye contact. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Chelsea, I shake your hand, I ask you a
Speaker 1: question about yourself. We have a good time. I walk away.
Speaker 1: Half the people are probably like, what a bit like
Speaker 1: it is not guaranteed to work for everyone, and somehow
Speaker 1: he's true criminal and it works. It's not a tactic.
Speaker 1: There's technique, there's genius, there's something. It's the Thetan's inside
Speaker 1: them or something, right, Yeah, it's the orbs of light
Speaker 1: that rule scientology, just beaming through his eyes. Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: that's a Probably the best ad for scientology is the
Speaker 1: magic in Tom Cruise's eyes. And that's scientology, y'all. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, dang, you guys, I think I might
Speaker 1: have to sign up for a hundred thousand dollars worth
Speaker 1: of books. And you're like, but wait, every but no
Speaker 1: one else has it. That's part of it, Yeah, mad
Speaker 1: be not a at well, no, actually, what's a Handmaid's tale?
Speaker 1: Woman Elizabeth, Elizabeth my scientologist, she doesn't have that like,
Speaker 1: but if she did, I do you think if she
Speaker 1: did the video before and it's like, hey, thanks for
Speaker 1: coming out. We wanted real speed, real stunts, like we're
Speaker 1: gonna be like okay, I'm on board. I can deal
Speaker 1: with this. Like is this movie gonna suck? She seems nervous.
Speaker 1: She comes in front of handmadtal She's like real torture,
Speaker 1: porn ruin these women's lives and the making of Handmaids.
Speaker 1: Real pain, real pain, real screams, real tears. That's my
Speaker 1: promise to you in this film, like real forced labor,
Speaker 1: come on in. I feel like Tom Cruise, like the
Speaker 1: stories you hear about him on the set of movies
Speaker 1: is like he is like the best director who has
Speaker 1: not officially directed like one of his movies. He doesn't.
Speaker 1: He's like always there. Like I've heard an anecdote from
Speaker 1: like Jerry McGuire where he was like head his hand
Speaker 1: off camera as he is acting and he's like directing
Speaker 1: the person he's acting opposite of like where to put
Speaker 1: their head in the frame, and the person was like yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was perfect. He was exactly right, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. I was just you know, going on a
Speaker 1: top gun deep dives and found out that after Miles Teller,
Speaker 1: who plays Goose's son, would go on his flight for
Speaker 1: making real speed happen, Tom Cruise made him turn in
Speaker 1: a flight report, So Miles Telling would have to go
Speaker 1: and sit down and write a real flight report and
Speaker 1: turn it into two Daddy space Captain Tom Cruise, who
Speaker 1: would the grade the flight report. I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's I'm glad you made Miles Teller
Speaker 1: do that. That's funny. I wonder if like Tom Cruise
Speaker 1: his son like Connors like damn giving him all his attention.
Speaker 1: You never, man, I gotta learn to fly a plane
Speaker 1: to my daddy loved me coil, But you weren't impressed
Speaker 1: when I was doing my dub step DJ career. Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen Tom Cruise in person? No? No, I
Speaker 1: walked by him on on some stairs one time. He
Speaker 1: was walking up, I was walking down. He's he's short.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I don't know because I didn't. Like
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of famous people in person. I
Speaker 1: do always like to get as close as possible to
Speaker 1: see like how short they are? Yeah, but you do
Speaker 1: that thing Jack where you put your hand on Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, get back to back with me right now
Speaker 1: and go but to but I do I usually do
Speaker 1: say but to, but but he was like the most
Speaker 1: magnetic person. And he wasn't like hey, how are you
Speaker 1: and like trying to shake my head. He just I
Speaker 1: just passed him, just passing him on the thing. He
Speaker 1: seemed to be hovering a couple inches off the ground.
Speaker 1: And that's like Nicole Kidman. Yeah, yeah, wait, when I
Speaker 1: met her, maybe there is Maybe they just needs to
Speaker 1: become of the Scientology podcast, which is wild. When I
Speaker 1: met Nicole Kidman, that was fucking energy too, and she flowed.
Speaker 1: We're all like, yo, did she just flow fucking through
Speaker 1: here right now? That was just like you're so distracted.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, maybe because it's the size of
Speaker 1: their celebrity or something that like your your brain is
Speaker 1: just overloaded. But part of me like, who isn't necessarily
Speaker 1: like I've seen every Nicole Kidman thing. I was just like,
Speaker 1: she is so fucking graceful. It has like an aura
Speaker 1: about her. It's I hope there's some theater somewhere playing
Speaker 1: the Nicole fit Kidman ad about like the magic of theaters.
Speaker 1: Right before Maverick comes on. Yeah, I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: maybe she had just seen Creed Too. And that's why
Speaker 1: she was so graceful and otherworldly, because she apparently really
Speaker 1: loves that movie. Watch that's what she's watching in that
Speaker 1: thing is Creed Too. I did not realize it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's one of the movies they show, and then
Speaker 1: cut back to her and she's just like so mesmerized
Speaker 1: and yeah, transfixed. Hilarious. All right, let's say a quick break,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll find out something that you think
Speaker 1: is overrated, and we're back, and Chelsea, we like to
Speaker 1: ask our guests, what is something you think is over reading? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's going with our event planning, you know, wedding talk.
Speaker 1: But if you are having a wedding and you're you
Speaker 1: have a wedding registry, you're a bad person. You're just
Speaker 1: like a truly bad evil person. If you're having a wedding,
Speaker 1: you do have a wedding registry, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: If you're having a wedding, you have a wedding regis rdin.
Speaker 1: And here here's my take on this space, especially now. One.
Speaker 1: If you're have having a wedding, you have money, you
Speaker 1: just do. And if your dad's paying for it then,
Speaker 1: like he can buy you the bamboo plate set or whatever,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, so you do have money,
Speaker 1: and this is what's killing me. And again I'm having
Speaker 1: a wedding like I so I just feel like I
Speaker 1: get to say this, This is my year to say this. Um,
Speaker 1: Wedding registrates are overrated because there's so much awful pain
Speaker 1: and suffering and tragedy going on right now. And the
Speaker 1: only fund raiser you organized was lockrousets. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: just think it's disgrace, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's like I'm over here buying fucking Katie and Brian
Speaker 1: new towels, Like what I gotta be sitting towels to
Speaker 1: somebody else? New towel sets are? Are they gotta go
Speaker 1: somewhere else? They can't go to the O that's just yeah,
Speaker 1: like just or at least you know, have that option
Speaker 1: to be like or charity. Yeah, well make a donation
Speaker 1: to this charity that we like. That'll you know you
Speaker 1: could do that too if you want to put some
Speaker 1: some good out in the world. Or we would love
Speaker 1: these Turkish cotton towels from Parachute. Only need five of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: charity or parachute luxury for us the people you love
Speaker 1: and who invited you to a wedding, So your choice.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want a picture of us. We truly looked
Speaker 1: into doing this before decide and it's too hard and
Speaker 1: we have real jobs. But we were like, we wanted
Speaker 1: to create a website that had like, you know, your
Speaker 1: parachute towels and your dishes and your stuff on them,
Speaker 1: so you would feel compelled to buy us gifts, and
Speaker 1: then as soon as you bought it, it it would be
Speaker 1: like surprised this is going on the house community. And
Speaker 1: then we're like, maybe that's a lot of web coading
Speaker 1: that we don't know how to do. We don't know
Speaker 1: how to flip them like that, so we just we
Speaker 1: just had to lead with charity. Hey, zeke Gang, if
Speaker 1: you're any web designers who want to offer your services
Speaker 1: for h gotcha upsie, Daisy wedding registration site. Let's daisy,
Speaker 1: We're not gonna ask for plates while also burdening you
Speaker 1: with our wedding. Please give your money to a better cause. Alright,
Speaker 1: let's get into the news. Daisy. I think Donald Trump's
Speaker 1: getting a little restless. It seems like I don't know
Speaker 1: the worst kind of restless. And I think we've all
Speaker 1: been bracing ourselves for the moment where Donald Trump announces
Speaker 1: that he's running for president again, and people like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you never know, you might not, like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but we all were like that man's ego is not
Speaker 1: going to allow that to happen, especially since he has
Speaker 1: no Twitter truth social is an absolute garbage fire. So
Speaker 1: he's really looking for a way to be relevant that
Speaker 1: isn't just like I'm endorsing this person who will lose,
Speaker 1: And a lot of people speculated, look, maybe he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to go throughout the bullshit, But then the other
Speaker 1: half of people are like, you know, part of us
Speaker 1: think that the only he sees becoming president as his
Speaker 1: only way out of his numerous legal problems that he's having,
Speaker 1: and that's really all it means for him at this point.
Speaker 1: So the current thinking from people in his orbit seems
Speaker 1: to be and this is from like reporting from a
Speaker 1: few different places that you know, when does he announced,
Speaker 1: It's not really about it's now, when do we do
Speaker 1: it too early? And you end up helping Democrats in
Speaker 1: the mid terms by offering them their favorite campaign tactic,
Speaker 1: which is just to say Trump and not have to
Speaker 1: really think of anything else and be like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: man Trump though, so which they would love that. The
Speaker 1: d n C is pre for that one. That to
Speaker 1: be the mid term strategy is say Trump blooh dot
Speaker 1: dot dot, maybe codify abortion rights. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: Trump mostly. Then the other other side is, well, if
Speaker 1: you wait too long, you announced too late, and then
Speaker 1: the field starts to bubble up with people like Pence
Speaker 1: and de Santis, and now you've got more competition that
Speaker 1: you have to you know, you have to end up
Speaker 1: going up against. And then the other one is more
Speaker 1: of like a wonky aspect, which is if he go
Speaker 1: if he announces too soon campaign finance laws. This is
Speaker 1: one of the reasons why people were like, he's not
Speaker 1: going to announce right after losing, because it wouldn't allow
Speaker 1: his campaign to interact with the superpack that he has
Speaker 1: and like move money around like he does like a grifter.
Speaker 1: So he probably want to wait just to not run
Speaker 1: a foul of campaign finance laws. But who cares about
Speaker 1: not like he follows those follows those anyway, Yeah, I definitely,
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, when is he gonna announce, But I'm
Speaker 1: more interested in how is he going to announce? Like
Speaker 1: is it? Is it an escalator again? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Does he go full elevator or is he
Speaker 1: jumping out hot air blooon? I honestly hope he chooses
Speaker 1: something where he dies, Like don't you see him being like,
Speaker 1: I gotta one open, let's do it from a Naple
Speaker 1: jet And it's just it's like a super day of
Speaker 1: Osborne like stunt. But it's got to be fast. It's
Speaker 1: got to go really fast, really fast, realist. I just
Speaker 1: don't think Melania is there. I don't you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, are they dragon or corpse out? Is
Speaker 1: it a mannequin? Yeah? I does he you a new girlfriend?
Speaker 1: I mean, the possibilities are just endless. Could you imagine?
Speaker 1: I mean, and this is my new boom. You're like, wait,
Speaker 1: brand new me y'all. Hey, it's a tax It's I'm
Speaker 1: with candas owns. Yeah, and everyone's a genius snoop. Don't
Speaker 1: put that out there for him. That clinical it is
Speaker 1: though you would do some shing like that if you
Speaker 1: be like, oh, like what do you mean? Oh? Yeah? Also,
Speaker 1: how is the campaign gonna go without Twitter. Granted, let's
Speaker 1: pretend Elon Musk or someone doesn't give it back to him,
Speaker 1: but all of our news outlets really just we're on
Speaker 1: Twitter watch and without that, he's going to have to
Speaker 1: do press conference after press conference, which we know he's
Speaker 1: too tired for and doesn't have the brain cells to
Speaker 1: be doing that, but he'll have to. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just very curious how he's going to drum up his press. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So one thing that people are saying is he's really
Speaker 1: interested in the fourth of July as a potential day
Speaker 1: to announce. It feels like he would do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just you know, he's like, they don't appreciate me
Speaker 1: for that one. He's just gonna do the Independence Day
Speaker 1: speech day we celebrate our Independence Day. He and but
Speaker 1: so that's where a lot of people bring up the concerns,
Speaker 1: which is you go that early and before mid terms,
Speaker 1: if your picks end up losing in the mid terms,
Speaker 1: are a lot of people you endorsed that is going
Speaker 1: to put more blood in the water for the likes
Speaker 1: of like the De santis Is or the Nicky Hayley's,
Speaker 1: other people who are you know, watching him very closely
Speaker 1: to be like, is this dude about to slip up?
Speaker 1: Because if he is, we're ready. And this is also
Speaker 1: against the backdrop where there was another a conservative straw
Speaker 1: poll that happened in Colorado where the participants at this
Speaker 1: like West Coast conservative sort of convention they picked Rond
Speaker 1: Santis over Trump in a straw poll of people. They like,
Speaker 1: these don't mean anythingstraw polls. I just it's just like
Speaker 1: who showed up to the Colorado convention to take the
Speaker 1: straw poll? Like obviously it's Rick to Santis. What it
Speaker 1: does say, for like, if anything, is that when these
Speaker 1: Republicans are getting together at their little like you know,
Speaker 1: conventions and decided to be like, Okay, who do you like?
Speaker 1: Trump doesn't necessarily have the like edge of like blowing
Speaker 1: everyone out, And I think that's what it does. Shows
Speaker 1: like there's clearly some kind of debate too amongst conservatives,
Speaker 1: like is that a losing proposition? Like it motivates so
Speaker 1: many people against him? Do we are we better off
Speaker 1: finding someone else who's just as horrific, if not worse,
Speaker 1: and younger? So you know, all of those things hang
Speaker 1: in the airs. You mean, like a Matt Gates, like
Speaker 1: can we get him up. I mean I think they.
Speaker 1: I feel like at that point they know, like this
Speaker 1: guy is like got one ft in a jail cell already.
Speaker 1: So maybe not. But I mean, who knows. Trump might
Speaker 1: two if if we live in a fantasy world where
Speaker 1: the January six Committee hearings go like they do, and
Speaker 1: Adam Kinzinger's mind, I feel like the only thing that's
Speaker 1: scaring him is like he's not He's not worried about anybody.
Speaker 1: I I guess maybe if the New York Times like
Speaker 1: wrote the straw Pole story and like put in his
Speaker 1: front news, because that does seem to really hurt his feelings.
Speaker 1: But he's he's definitely gonna run. I don't think he's worried.
Speaker 1: I don't think he Like when you hear him talking
Speaker 1: about like De Santi's or pents like staging a like
Speaker 1: challenge to him, He's like, that would be very disloyal.
Speaker 1: They would never do that to me. I think that
Speaker 1: reads has shook to me. I think he's just in
Speaker 1: his own universe and probably like not I don't know,
Speaker 1: he almost ended the country. I think he's in his
Speaker 1: own universe where he's the master of everything and infallible,
Speaker 1: but part of me is like, I don't think he
Speaker 1: realizes he is looking at him. He's like, wait, what's
Speaker 1: going on? Like it, I'm I'm I'm number one, Like
Speaker 1: let me have my moment, right, I mean, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: surprised to see this, but I think I'm thrilled. I
Speaker 1: think I'm thrilled. He's ringing, And imagine him on stage
Speaker 1: in a debate with Pence and like Pence has actually
Speaker 1: stepped up to challenge him. He's just gonna start airing
Speaker 1: every horrible thing that happened in the last three years.
Speaker 1: He's going to talk about his ball size, He's going
Speaker 1: to talk about like whether he flexed his wife, Like
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna they think I don't suck my wife.
Speaker 1: Wait what he destroyed our country, women's rights, the pandemic
Speaker 1: took our economy out. I think we should get to
Speaker 1: see the next ship show. Like we've earned this, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? We have earned Trump going
Speaker 1: again and watching that party dismantle themselves. What feel like
Speaker 1: it's still gonna work? Like yeah, he'll still win because
Speaker 1: like and like, my main reason for saying that's just
Speaker 1: like he's the only person who's who like doesn't doesn't
Speaker 1: really give a fuck, like about what like poles say
Speaker 1: or what the media says. I'm like, that is what
Speaker 1: people are craving. Like is like people who aren't don't
Speaker 1: seem to be responding to like three levels deep of
Speaker 1: whatever an advisor has learned from like a focus group,
Speaker 1: you know. And that's it's true. That is like coming
Speaker 1: from whatever he's saying is coming off the top of
Speaker 1: his head. It's just that his brain happens to be
Speaker 1: you know. He basically ran a hustle for his whole
Speaker 1: life where he was claiming basically that he was like
Speaker 1: the unofficial president of rich guys, and then he got
Speaker 1: to be president and he was like almost ended the
Speaker 1: country to stay president, Like he's I feel like we're
Speaker 1: dealing with a like black hole of just ego and
Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do. Like, yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I feel very pessimistic. Yeah, it's tough to and and
Speaker 1: I know, like it's tough for me to think about
Speaker 1: the media, culture and the analysis and even all of
Speaker 1: this because we we we already know the answer, we
Speaker 1: really do. We already know the answer, Like we it
Speaker 1: doesn't really matter what what they try and what is
Speaker 1: possible and impossible, Like we know the answer, the impossible
Speaker 1: is possible. He will definitely win. I would at like,
Speaker 1: at least like to see some true fuckery on the
Speaker 1: way there, because it's all we have left. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's the version I'm holding down from, Like, well,
Speaker 1: can it be a comedic death that we get to? Yeah? Oh,
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna die too. Can we have heard
Speaker 1: it here first? I really want you to call back
Speaker 1: to this episode. I do think it's coming. I truly do.
Speaker 1: And um, I don't come back me. It's not coming
Speaker 1: from me. I just think it's. Um, I think it's
Speaker 1: I think is I think death is coming. I feel
Speaker 1: like you're like, he's got so George Bush shit though,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like you did know Trump
Speaker 1: was going to get elected before anyone because of the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: So we just thrown back to your first appearance. So
Speaker 1: I think, I think, where where are you getting these? What?
Speaker 1: What tea leaves are you reading? I have a couple
Speaker 1: of crystals on my desk and they're really sticking pretty
Speaker 1: deeply to me right now. This is coming from the
Speaker 1: new age side to me that growup with psychics. I'm
Speaker 1: just feeling a death for him, and you know what,
Speaker 1: let's put a timestap on it. Let's see if my
Speaker 1: crystals are as accurate as the Bachelor. Uh, I'm gonna actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, according to the Bachelor, he would not
Speaker 1: win this election, but according to my yeah, but according
Speaker 1: to my crystals, he's going to die in the next
Speaker 1: two years. Wow. Okay, so Bachelor crystals, He continues the
Speaker 1: Ultimate Show. Don't you guys watch watch the Secret Service,
Speaker 1: like attack my shitty apartment tomorrow morning. Right, they won't.
Speaker 1: They won't do that, will I do? Think? So you
Speaker 1: can't say, well, you can't say like you are going
Speaker 1: to commit an act but I don't know again, right,
Speaker 1: In a weird sense, it could be something like, do
Speaker 1: you know something? Oh no, well I can hand over
Speaker 1: the crystals. Wow, you're gonna drop a dime on your
Speaker 1: own crystals. Huh. Listen, I really liked that Rose Courts,
Speaker 1: but she's got yeah crystal snitch Chelsea debunk. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We have
Speaker 1: good news about cancer, and then we'll talk about marketing.
Speaker 1: And we're back and some good news. There's a there's
Speaker 1: a cancer drug trial small small numbers, which bad for
Speaker 1: scientific like viability. Good for my brain. I can understand
Speaker 1: eighteen people. You we all can, yeah that that that
Speaker 1: makes it good for me. And I bring this story
Speaker 1: in because they're all the terrible news that's out there.
Speaker 1: It's nice to read every once in a while that
Speaker 1: there are some like some pretty significant advancements taking place
Speaker 1: in the world of fuck cancer. And there's again, like
Speaker 1: you said, a very small clinical trial. But what happened
Speaker 1: was eighteen rectal cancer patients took the same drug and
Speaker 1: after the trial, all eighteen were in emission, in remission,
Speaker 1: and their cancer had become essentially indetectable. And this is
Speaker 1: a first where any experiment has like the same result.
Speaker 1: One of the doctors of participating said, quote, I believe
Speaker 1: this is the first time this has happened in the
Speaker 1: history of cancer. Another doctor is a canceler specialist at
Speaker 1: uc San Francisco, wasn't involved with the study and was
Speaker 1: asked for a quote, looked at it and said, quote,
Speaker 1: a complete remission and every single patient is unheard of.
Speaker 1: So these are like, you know, these are people who
Speaker 1: are looking down like a potential schedule of treatments that
Speaker 1: would have been you know, like life altering and took
Speaker 1: so much out of them, changed them physically obviously, but
Speaker 1: with this drug they were able to, you know, get
Speaker 1: on the other side. And they absolutely we're just kind
Speaker 1: of shocked. And even the doctors said when they when
Speaker 1: they were like announced the results, like so many people
Speaker 1: were like in disbelief over what had happened and that
Speaker 1: they had been in remission. Now again, like you're saying, jack,
Speaker 1: oncologists are not ready to throw a ticker tape parade
Speaker 1: since this group was only eighteen people. You know that
Speaker 1: only the size of only eighteen people, and obviously we
Speaker 1: need to be like replicated these results like with a
Speaker 1: much larger group. But it's it is something like where
Speaker 1: you hear like actual doctors be like that is unheard
Speaker 1: of though that it is weird. My physicial medical opinion
Speaker 1: is that ship is weird. We're not gonna throw one
Speaker 1: of their famed oncologist ticker tape parades just but we
Speaker 1: are known for throwing the best in the biz. But
Speaker 1: we're gonna hold off for now. But just you hear
Speaker 1: from us that is weird. I mean, if you had
Speaker 1: a study in it cured one person a cancer I'd
Speaker 1: be like, holy shit, you know, like that's enough for me.
Speaker 1: That's eight teams. A lot of people like, here's here's
Speaker 1: my question for you guys. Though. The good news I
Speaker 1: think this is good news is if they have cured cancer,
Speaker 1: what are they gonna say to keep women from having abortions?
Speaker 1: Because you know that baby could have cured cancer, but
Speaker 1: answer is cured now, So how are they gonna keep
Speaker 1: abortion rights away from us? Now? What are they gonna
Speaker 1: say that maybe you could have cured climate change, which
Speaker 1: is the thing we don't believe in but you do.
Speaker 1: But also your baby is gonna kind of cause climate
Speaker 1: change too, so something to think about. Something away. One.
Speaker 1: I love this good news. I'm so that when when
Speaker 1: you said that, I was like, this is that just
Speaker 1: made my week. I feel like it's been so long
Speaker 1: since true good news, Like that's really incredible. Yeah, And again,
Speaker 1: like it's one of those things where do you do
Speaker 1: you read a lot of the analysis of like other
Speaker 1: researchers and they're like, eighteen is a small number, and
Speaker 1: but all people like, however, that's pretty remarkable. And a
Speaker 1: lot of this started because like some of these researchers,
Speaker 1: we're thinking of using like a drug like that was
Speaker 1: sort of part of like a standard treatment, but like
Speaker 1: using it earlier in someone's diagnosis when it was like
Speaker 1: localized and hadn't metastasized, and that's where they were like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, like it has like the results are even
Speaker 1: better at this stage. So you know, it's good to
Speaker 1: see little bits of news where technology isn't being like,
Speaker 1: hey man, you want to make nine ape slurps to
Speaker 1: make a ship coin. That's what our greatest minds are doing,
Speaker 1: right the I'm just gonna read this last sentence. I
Speaker 1: haven't read it yet in the story, the experimental treatment
Speaker 1: is expensive, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that
Speaker 1: all eighteen cancer survivors are oil executives. Come on, no,
Speaker 1: that's not true. I made that last part off. It's like, yes,
Speaker 1: this treatment has been banned in the United States. I mean,
Speaker 1: Cuba did come up with a large cell lung cancer
Speaker 1: like vaccine scene, right, and America is like, well, we'll
Speaker 1: see about that alright. Uh, let's talk marketing our our
Speaker 1: greatest It's where it's where like people who want to
Speaker 1: do a sensible thing after getting a humanities education and
Speaker 1: have some talent, like get sucked up into the marketing world.
Speaker 1: Is talent massive, and it is lucrative, and it's fucked.
Speaker 1: It's awful, and I feel like this is this is
Speaker 1: a good place for future historians to kind of check
Speaker 1: and be like, so what the funk was going on there? Really?
Speaker 1: Their earth was burning, unpreventable death everywhere, and so one
Speaker 1: marketing campaign we wanted to call out the U. S.
Speaker 1: Marines tweeted out a picture of a rainbow like it's
Speaker 1: basically the full metal jacket, you know, marine helmet with
Speaker 1: the bullets in the little like band around the helmet
Speaker 1: and except all the all the bullets are a rainbow like,
Speaker 1: different colors of the rainbow and it's still as born
Speaker 1: to kill on it though where I'm sorry, where are
Speaker 1: we at with don't ask, don't tell in the Marines?
Speaker 1: Like what's even the policy of existing there? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 1: It feels like those bullets are like um feels it
Speaker 1: feels like those are little mess right that That was
Speaker 1: my first thought. I was like, is this threatening? Like
Speaker 1: are they saying your pride like this is it says
Speaker 1: born to serve on the helmet rather than born to kill?
Speaker 1: Like and it's in that terrible font that's like called
Speaker 1: like graffiti, like New York graffiti. Sorry, no, it says
Speaker 1: proud to serve. Maybe they're proud to be serving them.
Speaker 1: Looks looks the Marine runway. So that's okay, good to
Speaker 1: know that we can just be like cool, Thank you
Speaker 1: Marine Corps for your wonderful display of red, orange, yellow, green,
Speaker 1: blue into coo violet. And then there is burger king international,
Speaker 1: various burger king at campaigns around the world. For Pride Month,
Speaker 1: Austria did the Pride Burger, and the thing that makes
Speaker 1: it a Pride burger is it has two equal buns. So,
Speaker 1: in other words, each burger comes with either two tops
Speaker 1: or two bottoms, suggesting that they don't know how sex
Speaker 1: of any sort works. But yeah, I think I think
Speaker 1: anyone gay or straight can tell you that not all
Speaker 1: buns are created equal. Not really a part of it.
Speaker 1: Time to be proud. And then just the yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks like an error was made, the like it looks
Speaker 1: like when I've ran out of like burger buns at
Speaker 1: my own cook out and I'm like, I only got
Speaker 1: two heels left because like someone just ate a loose
Speaker 1: top part of the bun and I'm like, funk, I
Speaker 1: guess I gotta use two heels of the bunt. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you think someone in marketing nailed it and was like,
Speaker 1: it's Pride month. We've got burgers fucking buns out for pride,
Speaker 1: you know, and then some middle manager was like, well,
Speaker 1: we can't say that, but let's keep a quality in mind.
Speaker 1: They moved it around, or do you think like this
Speaker 1: was them being like, we did it. We nailed lgbt
Speaker 1: Q INU window awesome job, tops and bottoms cool. I
Speaker 1: don't think they've even not They're just calling it to
Speaker 1: equal like equality. That's that's the thing, except when it
Speaker 1: does is just when everyone else had hamburgers right, But
Speaker 1: everyone else who's even like savvy would be like tops
Speaker 1: and bottoms of the buns together, like there's there's it's
Speaker 1: so there's so much new, like I guess not nuance,
Speaker 1: like in that sense you're like, oh, okay, this is
Speaker 1: I mean, if you really want that burger, they gotta
Speaker 1: be like, hey, listen, the top fun is a straight
Speaker 1: heatero male. The bottom bun is it a gay lesbian woman.
Speaker 1: They're on the same burger and you're like, man, I
Speaker 1: guess so like they're equal in ways that like you
Speaker 1: would expect them to be equal, because you wouldn't expect
Speaker 1: the top one to be on the bottom of the burger. Um. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: like just print this campaign before I finished this sentence,
Speaker 1: thank you. But wow, I honestly I am just shocked
Speaker 1: more fast food restaurants haven't taken this on. And what
Speaker 1: do we have last year's like the the Shamrock Pride Shake.
Speaker 1: You know what was that one where they got like
Speaker 1: the older guys on TikTok to do like a sweet
Speaker 1: video about being uh well listen, they did something back then.
Speaker 1: It's just like just the possibilities for Innumano with fast
Speaker 1: food and pride could go so wrong in so many
Speaker 1: chain restaurants. I'd like to say, everyone take it on. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what McDonald's did last year, but I
Speaker 1: do know that last year Burger King Mexico changed their
Speaker 1: name for the month too. And this is a quote
Speaker 1: Burger Queer, which not super Wait so wait it was
Speaker 1: McDonald's and then it was Burger Queer. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I said, I don't know you. You had mentioned the
Speaker 1: Shamrock Shake, which I hopefully I'm not comfortable criticizing the
Speaker 1: shamrock shake person. So I just tried to redirect gently
Speaker 1: to Burger King because that was their their strategy. Burger
Speaker 1: King Mexico for the month of June will be Burger Queer.
Speaker 1: Why didn't they just go Burger Queen queu I n G.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It was right there, Burger
Speaker 1: King or Burger Queen, Burger, Burger twink like I think
Speaker 1: those are point Burger and then you have like twinkies
Speaker 1: on the I mean, I'm sure they'd find it terrible
Speaker 1: ways to make that idea work. What is the poster though? Okay,
Speaker 1: so down below, Um, this is so Burger King is
Speaker 1: apparently just letting, like the various marketing departments freelance. Because
Speaker 1: twenty Burger King Finland put up a billboard featuring the
Speaker 1: Burger King mascot making out with Ronald McDonald. That one
Speaker 1: imagine what that did to a bunch of little kids.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Ronald is in an open relationship with Grimace
Speaker 1: and the Dominoes annoid, so that it was controverted it
Speaker 1: had it made a splash. Yeah, yeah, I think I
Speaker 1: feel like we deserve that version. Remember because in the
Speaker 1: nineties and ship. It was always the pepsi guy and
Speaker 1: the coke delivery guy, like commercials where they were pulled
Speaker 1: up at the same place. Where's that video with them
Speaker 1: making out? But like they are the most aggressively like
Speaker 1: heterosexual guys. They had to like write is that it
Speaker 1: was the thing they were like the guy was cast
Speaker 1: as like beer drinker with with like four o'clock shadow exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well good for Look, look they those the marketing geniuses
Speaker 1: have done it again by the laziest ideation process imaginable.
Speaker 1: What if Burger King made out with Ronald McDonald? All right,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a merger more than a pride statement,
Speaker 1: right they had. So the one good thing I'd say
Speaker 1: that comes from all of this is that people were
Speaker 1: pointing out as a result of all these you know,
Speaker 1: just very wild swings that they were taking that Berge
Speaker 1: King had a poor rating on the Human Rights Campaign
Speaker 1: Foundations Corporate Equality Index due to a lack of employment
Speaker 1: protections on the basis of gender identity, as well as
Speaker 1: lack of base level healthcare coverage for the trans for
Speaker 1: transgender employees, and that has since been rectified because people
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, so that is wow. That marketing department
Speaker 1: just got fired. Isn't that crazy? Right? They're like a
Speaker 1: you're fucking shitty campaign, got us this you basically and
Speaker 1: uh and you know what. While all fast food industries
Speaker 1: have their crimes, I will say the worst one if
Speaker 1: you're gonna not support one, pride to side is Wendy's
Speaker 1: UM because Wendy's won't sign this act that UM says
Speaker 1: they'll protect farm workers like women who are assaulted working
Speaker 1: on these farms. And like they basically came together, went
Speaker 1: to the faster corporations. They were like, it's called the
Speaker 1: Amaki workers. They're like, sign these acts to just say
Speaker 1: you won't buy goods from farms that allow migrant women
Speaker 1: to you know, undergo all these horrible things. And everyone
Speaker 1: was like you got it, and Wendy was like, nope,
Speaker 1: sorry bitches, we want as salt tomatoes. So you're out
Speaker 1: there getting your Wendy's shake, don't. Yeah, I had to
Speaker 1: do a p s A. That's my that's my pride.
Speaker 1: P s A is Wendy's hates LGBT. You pride there
Speaker 1: it is. And obviously Chick fil it goes without saying.
Speaker 1: And then we also have stranger things ads that are
Speaker 1: just everywhere, which I guess have you guys, Miles, have
Speaker 1: you finished Stranger Things Season four? No, I'm a third
Speaker 1: episode down. Is it good? This is wild? You all?
Speaker 1: We got stranger and like pretty pretty gory, and I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool, I'm like I'm with it. I
Speaker 1: guess like we're growing up along with the cast, where
Speaker 1: like they're like, yeah, they can handle like some fund
Speaker 1: up violence. Now that's true. If they wanted to go
Speaker 1: like full eats, they should have used the die Hard
Speaker 1: naming convention and just been like even stranger, strangest thing
Speaker 1: yet strange strange with Avenge that's really strangest thing. But anyways,
Speaker 1: their ads are all over the place. There's like a
Speaker 1: big partnership with Derrito's where you can score tickets to
Speaker 1: a virtual concert that takes place in the upside Down,
Speaker 1: which is the monster infested horror dimension, and that's like
Speaker 1: a Coachello with a bunch of rotten trees or on
Speaker 1: Meta or whatever. Yeah, it has this whole background where
Speaker 1: it's like Dorito's Music Fest in six never happened because
Speaker 1: the tour bus crashed near Hawkins, Indiana, And despite the
Speaker 1: fact that they were thrown into literal hellscape. The likes
Speaker 1: of Corey Hart and the Go Goes are going to
Speaker 1: put on this show on June, So it's just gonna
Speaker 1: be like tortured in that universe, like they must have
Speaker 1: disappeared and they've been just in this hellscape ever since.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and they're just gonna like throw them on
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be like, well, shows on, show must
Speaker 1: go on. I gotta say, the one marketing guy who
Speaker 1: really wanted to be a screenwriter and his parents, because
Speaker 1: that's not practicals, we went to marketing just had the
Speaker 1: best day of his fucking lie writing that paragraph. As
Speaker 1: the fans are pulled deeper into the upside down, they
Speaker 1: will be shocked to see decade defying pop star Charlie
Speaker 1: xc X take the stage and perform a surprise collaboration
Speaker 1: with one of the eighties bands, Charlie xc X is
Speaker 1: your eighties Dorito Stranger Things Choice. I think they were like,
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta update this for the kids, damn
Speaker 1: it and that, and so they were like, yeah, well
Speaker 1: it's a it's a plot twist because what's she doing here?
Speaker 1: But she defies decade. She literally doesn't and she is great,
Speaker 1: but she is really two decades defying, Like all her
Speaker 1: beats are of the now. Yeah, like I'll give her maybe,
Speaker 1: like that Biggy is eliot video or is clueless, I'm
Speaker 1: so fan say oh yeah, that's the closest to throw back.
Speaker 1: I feel like, I mean, didn't she did say she's
Speaker 1: a nineties bitch? Isn't that that lyric from that song
Speaker 1: you're the one who runs a Charlie x X fans though,
Speaker 1: like Stranger Things is the eighties, Like, you can't just
Speaker 1: be like, nah, she's a nineties bitch, get her decades defying.
Speaker 1: She's got to be an eighties bitch and eighties slut
Speaker 1: and eighties whore like you know you hear the terms
Speaker 1: available and eighties girl boss, like you're from the seventies,
Speaker 1: but I'm a nineties bitch. That's that's the lyric. My
Speaker 1: brain would not let me move on until I looked
Speaker 1: it up. That's just me speaking to my ex older boyfriend.
Speaker 1: So people are gonna be shocked by that, even though
Speaker 1: they just like told you what was gonna happen, They're
Speaker 1: gonna that's that's the platuist of the drito's thing. There's
Speaker 1: a Stranger Things Monopoly game that came out, and when
Speaker 1: they leaked you know, images of the game, it's spoiled
Speaker 1: actual like plot points from the show. So the creators
Speaker 1: are like fucking kidding me with like, yeah, very very
Speaker 1: frustrating for them there. I mean, flesh Light, new product
Speaker 1: that will finally allow people to fuck a demogorgon's mouth,
Speaker 1: is basically what they've done camp. That's not real, right,
Speaker 1: I mean it is an actual tweet by flesh Light.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean they have created the product
Speaker 1: other than for this promotion. It has to be I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's exactly what flesh Light is for,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just like not being
Speaker 1: like we're a dirty slut, go be a demogorgan you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like the most vaginal like monster
Speaker 1: of the past like five years. Yeah, people, fuck it,
Speaker 1: that's what that is what you are for. Hey, listen.
Speaker 1: That feels better than like I think they made um
Speaker 1: sex toy for Princess Leiah, where like you can actually
Speaker 1: have sex with honestly it's Harry Fisher, but you're having
Speaker 1: sex with Prince's Land And it's just like, I feel
Speaker 1: like we should just god, how do how do I
Speaker 1: get that law enacted? Jack? What's happening in your face?
Speaker 1: Are you thinking about that princess? Yeah? Or I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a full it's a sex doll. I thought
Speaker 1: it was like the another flesh like like this and
Speaker 1: I was two huge cinnamon buns. Cinnamon, but okay, that's
Speaker 1: a genius idea and flesh like, do not take that
Speaker 1: from me. And if anything, you should be sucking the
Speaker 1: sarlack pit, if that is that is what this is.
Speaker 1: This is instead of Princess Lea. They have allowed you
Speaker 1: to fuck the sarlack pit. Okay, so focus are lack
Speaker 1: pit the sandworms and and suddenly Miles isn't oh Miles,
Speaker 1: you go, how is there smoke coming off of this keyboard?
Speaker 1: Holy ship? Literally the keys are like flying up like
Speaker 1: you have the keys and blowing off the actual keyboard. Uh.
Speaker 1: It just reminds me like like you're talking, like when
Speaker 1: they look at our the ashes of our terrible society
Speaker 1: and they're like, how did the like the modern world fall?
Speaker 1: And like, well, at the end, they were fucking monster
Speaker 1: tubes to distract themselves from the end of the world.
Speaker 1: But you know, they looked photo realistic. I think they
Speaker 1: will look on that approvingly personally. Yeah, like like like
Speaker 1: millennia later or like the remnants of what survives of
Speaker 1: humanity like comes upon an old like like an old
Speaker 1: starlor fucking demogorgan fleshlights lights, right, and they're like, it's
Speaker 1: the new ark of the Covenant for this next phase
Speaker 1: of humanity. Like, please let us know what wisdom do
Speaker 1: you have? That's what like humanity is, Like that's the
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park, like DNA sample that to like regenerate humanity
Speaker 1: and like human Park. Right, They're like, hey, there's some
Speaker 1: DNA in this flesh. We can regrow a human we
Speaker 1: can regrow the most loser piece. Yeah, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: they do not look like they looked in their pictures.
Speaker 1: Damn right, Hey, what's up? Do you know where I'm
Speaker 1: a fleshlight? Is? The big one is the Dominoes. Have
Speaker 1: you seen this that they're like doing a mind ordering
Speaker 1: app where basically it's the Dominoes app. Thank you, you
Speaker 1: have you have to sign in, you have to sign
Speaker 1: the domino You have to create a pizza that is
Speaker 1: your favorite pizza. All things that like you can do
Speaker 1: on the normal Domino's app. And then you like stare
Speaker 1: at a pizza box and they claim that that like
Speaker 1: somehow is you using your mind to order the pizza?
Speaker 1: Like it really doesn't make any sense. They like, but
Speaker 1: they again have given it way too much backstory. Uh,
Speaker 1: the app is apparently like run by Hawkins National Laboratory,
Speaker 1: So they're like, you know, would be a good backstory
Speaker 1: for this is if it was being powered by an
Speaker 1: institution that regularly abuses children. Fun right, you know, like
Speaker 1: our app, right, but ultimately it is a device to
Speaker 1: get as much personal info as possible from you. And
Speaker 1: also like, I don't know how they're going to use this.
Speaker 1: I just know that they will give Dominoes access to
Speaker 1: your facial recognition data so they can I don't know
Speaker 1: who the funks. And then it asked you a series
Speaker 1: of questions do you support Antifa? And you're like, what
Speaker 1: is this just curious? Friend? Now that we're friends, should
Speaker 1: you do fund the police? No, it's Donald Trump's campaign
Speaker 1: and filter them things? App? Yeah, don't don't give Dominoes. Also,
Speaker 1: ordering a pizza on the phone is still the best
Speaker 1: way to order a pizza. Like, for I remember people like, oh,
Speaker 1: the app so much easier. I love being high and
Speaker 1: calling someplace and be like, hey, let me get a pizza.
Speaker 1: You are you are that pizza's worst phone call? Oh god,
Speaker 1: that's Miles guys high again? What is that a teenager? No?
Speaker 1: I went to his house. The guys like balding and
Speaker 1: he's like middle ages. It's sad, he's so High's high?
Speaker 1: H it's me. They're like, yeah, yeah, we're fine. Well
Speaker 1: we'll get it there right now. Same credit card? Yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: I know. I want to read you the number it
Speaker 1: hold on. Oh no, my mom's expired. Shit. All right,
Speaker 1: let me call you back. I'll get you a phone.
Speaker 1: I'll crack card real quick. Well, Chelsea as always truly
Speaker 1: a pleasure having you on the Daily's like, guys, where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff? Oh,
Speaker 1: you can come on over to my podcast, Celebrity book
Speaker 1: Club with Chelsea Vontas, where I swear we read better
Speaker 1: books than hashtag girl boss. But that is unfortunately, that
Speaker 1: one's coming up. And I'm on Instagram at Chelsea Devantas,
Speaker 1: where you can unfortunately see me yelling about weddings until
Speaker 1: mine happens. Um. And I'm on Twitter where it gets
Speaker 1: a lot more political. Also at Chelsea Devantes that you know,
Speaker 1: just me me tweeting at Trump all day with his
Speaker 1: old handle, Like, Hey, is there a tweet or some
Speaker 1: of the work of social media you've been enjoying? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there was one. I I I gave it a retweet
Speaker 1: like five minutes for this podcast started. It's podcast themed. Okay,
Speaker 1: the handle is at Randy Shart and she says me
Speaker 1: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the
Speaker 1: highway to thirty five year old women with a podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: Murder Muffins, we got a real oopie goopy soupy story
Speaker 1: for you today. What's up murder Films? Miles? Where can
Speaker 1: people find you? What is the tweet you've been enjoying? Uh?
Speaker 1: Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 1: Also check out the other podcast for Fiance with Sophia Alexandro.
Speaker 1: We talk ninety day fiance, uh and so high that
Speaker 1: I sound like I'm ordering a piece of straight from Dominoes.
Speaker 1: And also check out Miles and Jack Got Mad Boost.
Speaker 1: He's an official NBA podcast where Jack and I just
Speaker 1: talk about the game we love, which is basketball. Uh.
Speaker 1: The game. We're great at, so great at that the
Speaker 1: NBA wanted to do a podcast with us. They were like,
Speaker 1: you could like join the league, you guys are amazing
Speaker 1: at basketball, or just do a podcast. Maybe that'd be
Speaker 1: easier for you. And we're like, yeah, I guess we'll
Speaker 1: do that one. But they do officially coastline that we
Speaker 1: have mad boosts, we can jump really high. Uh. Let's
Speaker 1: see a couple of tweets. Wow, some tweets that are like,
Speaker 1: let me pull this up, okay for someone is from
Speaker 1: Elie Cremindal at Elie Cremindal tweated, I don't care how
Speaker 1: old you are, Summer breaks should be for everyone, no work,
Speaker 1: just popsicles and slipping slides, and that would be nice.
Speaker 1: I feel like that would probably solve a lot of ills.
Speaker 1: And then there's this other really fantastic thread by Ethan Gray.
Speaker 1: No relation because it's spelled g r e y, but
Speaker 1: you know, this is somebody who was a Republican who
Speaker 1: like worked and I guess messaging, but talks a lot
Speaker 1: about that the idea of like what Republican messaging even is,
Speaker 1: and that to even be like to to call out
Speaker 1: hypocrisy completely misses what the actual ideology of the Republican parties.
Speaker 1: It's not that they're saying this is the same table
Speaker 1: we're eating at. They're like, no, we're playing at this
Speaker 1: table where we make the rules and you don't tell
Speaker 1: us what the rules are. It's not about freedom, however
Speaker 1: the funk you're thinking about it. So I'll just check
Speaker 1: my likes for that tweet or actually we'll put in
Speaker 1: the footnotes because it's very, very extensive and very interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and maybe maybe it doesn't make sense for mainstream Democrats
Speaker 1: to always be trying to appeal to those people who aren't.
Speaker 1: We're not talking the same problem as us. You can
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien tweet I've
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