Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to twenty six,
Speaker 1: episode four of Ly Like Guys production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: It's a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's shared consciousness. And of course it is Thursday, marks,
Speaker 1: which makes it National cold cuts Day. You know someone's
Speaker 1: got to celebrate them. They're not being celebrated in this household.
Speaker 1: But you said it's not being celebrated. No, my kids
Speaker 1: fucking hate cold cuts, bro. Really yeah, so so does
Speaker 1: my wife. And I'm like, only okay on them. But
Speaker 1: I grew up fully like there was always some turkey
Speaker 1: that was on the verge of expiring in the drawer
Speaker 1: in the refrigerator, little panic sandwich like from like just
Speaker 1: just right at the buzzer. Hate it? Do you do
Speaker 1: you funk with cold cuts? Grown up? Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 1: Like having my mom didn't understand cold cuts really, Like,
Speaker 1: as I said, I like salami. That was like the
Speaker 1: thing that I would have around. And it wasn't until
Speaker 1: I was like in middle school and I saw everybody
Speaker 1: was eating turkey sandwiches and I'm like, I also need
Speaker 1: to have turkey meat in the house. Mom. I'm still
Speaker 1: here and there, but I love I love sandwiches, so
Speaker 1: by default I love cold cuts. Is like our cold
Speaker 1: cuts made of like processed meat. I feel like the
Speaker 1: thing when you when you see them there that it's
Speaker 1: like a big meat log that doesn't appear to be
Speaker 1: the natural state of a bird. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm suspicious of cold cuts, given having some distance from them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean when you see like how big,
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're like, this is turkey, and like that looks
Speaker 1: like eight breasts, like gigantic turkey breasts put together like
Speaker 1: in a ham pock. Yeah, but I don't know, but
Speaker 1: this it's everything. It give a sandwich, meat, turkey, ham, salami, whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm aware of what they are. I'm just I don't
Speaker 1: know what the funk they're putting in there, you know,
Speaker 1: still delish. Anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien, a K
Speaker 1: jawning out at Wells Fargoes Center and I had so
Speaker 1: much water, so I went out to get a steak
Speaker 1: and there he was. You don't live in Philly, but
Speaker 1: there he was, like saggy disco fries. I smell piss
Speaker 1: because Jackie's here. Jackie downs that piss like beer. That
Speaker 1: is courtesy of Lex Lugi, Mr Lugubrious, lucaberious. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: a reference to my family and Philly and the fact
Speaker 1: that I drink pea and it has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with COVID. All right, So don't accuse me of being
Speaker 1: an anti baxer. And I'm thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Grab. You know
Speaker 1: what in honor those cold cuts boom boom boom doom
Speaker 1: doom boom boom doom. I eat lousla me love that
Speaker 1: lousla me. Okay, that's from shout out to Christia Magucci
Speaker 1: main at Wapple House because yes, like I said, cold cuts,
Speaker 1: just eating loose salami in the ziploc bag was my lonesometimes.
Speaker 1: Wasn't quite ready for the sandwich game. But anyway, shout
Speaker 1: out to you for that wonderful year and bringing salami
Speaker 1: into a great run the Jewels track. Damn did you
Speaker 1: know it was National could Cut Day? Like coming into
Speaker 1: this episode is that it is gonna be a themed
Speaker 1: episode about cold cuts, and I just saying this is
Speaker 1: what I don't know this is. This is like one
Speaker 1: of those moments where it all comes together. All right, Well, Miles,
Speaker 1: we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 1: a brilliantly talented filmmaker and writer. She was the head
Speaker 1: writer for the Problem with Jon Stewart on Apple TV
Speaker 1: Plus and wrote on Girls five Ever on Peacock, one
Speaker 1: of my fat shows the past couple of years, Bless
Speaker 1: this Mess on ABC, The Opposition with Jordan Clever, just
Speaker 1: all the all the shows that you want to be
Speaker 1: writing on. She was writing on that ship. She wrote, directed,
Speaker 1: and starred in Basic, which one Best Indie Short and
Speaker 1: Best Comedy of the Year on the festival circuit. Wow
Speaker 1: full bio. All Right, I don't know, I'm impressed. I'm impressed.
Speaker 1: Not everybody gets this, but according to the trades yesterday,
Speaker 1: she just anked an overall deal with twentieth Television, which
Speaker 1: I only kind of know what that means, but it
Speaker 1: sounds baffo to me. Please welcome the hilarious and talented Chelsea.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me. For using the
Speaker 1: word bafo, I mean, like what a day already truly
Speaker 1: a bafo guest for us. This is bafo bio in
Speaker 1: the podcast world. How's it going, How's what's it like
Speaker 1: to be winning? Stay? Winning? Like that, oh man, it
Speaker 1: is both great and maybe everyone has this or maybe
Speaker 1: this is just you know whatever from my childhood, but
Speaker 1: I'm immediate you're like, oh god, oh god, I'm winning
Speaker 1: this something I can't be right. When's the lost coming?
Speaker 1: When's the loss come? Yeah? What's the lost? Man? And
Speaker 1: I think it's this weird combination of feeling like I
Speaker 1: sweat blood and tears for fifteen straight years and like
Speaker 1: thank god this finally arrived because I've been killing myself
Speaker 1: for it, and simultaneously the feeling of like no way
Speaker 1: right right right, you know what I mean, where you're
Speaker 1: just like like that's my picture, that's my name, and
Speaker 1: I know I did sign the thing. Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1: I'm both like you should have given me this a
Speaker 1: decade ago, how dare you? And like whoa can you
Speaker 1: leave with me? Right? Congrats though, thank you so amazing,
Speaker 1: Thank you, so wonderful to see people's names in the
Speaker 1: trades that you know when you're like yes them, Thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Very exciting, We're very excited to have
Speaker 1: you back on the show. Were the author of one
Speaker 1: of our favorite zeitgeists psis statements. I believe with the
Speaker 1: connection of the Bachelor and Trump's election in twice six.
Speaker 1: So thank you, thank you. That is an honor I
Speaker 1: wear and talk about frequently. I'm constantly like, you gotta
Speaker 1: listen to that Daily sit Guist episode with me on it.
Speaker 1: We're kind of a Bachelor in a way that I
Speaker 1: think you'll find really compelling. Right, and then twenties television
Speaker 1: was like, did you hear this episode? They're like, whoa
Speaker 1: get it? Get her a deal? Are you guys watching
Speaker 1: this season of the Bachelor. No, I've I know, I
Speaker 1: haven't watched. I saw one episode early on, but now
Speaker 1: I haven't. Haven't kept up. Yeah, I mean that's that
Speaker 1: it wasn't really exciting coming off the last season. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel like they tried to be They didn't really try,
Speaker 1: but they tried to be diverse, inclusive, woke. And now
Speaker 1: they have like reset to factory settings, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? There were six shut down bringing a host
Speaker 1: that looks actually like the main guy, just like to
Speaker 1: the biggest little eraserhead idiots, and now we started again,
Speaker 1: right right right? Yeah? Moral licensing as if it's like
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, we voted for Obama, all right, get
Speaker 1: Trump in here now. Yeah, Yeah. Seriously, it's like, how
Speaker 1: long can Obama's legacy make you feel good? I mean
Speaker 1: like we're really we're really stretching that out, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? How much longer can we go? It
Speaker 1: is paper thin at this moment. I think I feel
Speaker 1: like I always sort of follow the Bachelors, just like
Speaker 1: via other people, and even this season, I'm not even
Speaker 1: like hearing anybody talking about oh yeah yeah reals fest.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's a bummer for someone like me who
Speaker 1: likes to read about the news, you know, want to
Speaker 1: die and then just tune into some hot bachelor mess
Speaker 1: and trash to sort of get your endorphins back up, right. Yeah, alright, Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking
Speaker 1: about later on. We're gonna talk about John Bolton's appearance
Speaker 1: on news Max and just his general just a general
Speaker 1: where is he now? We're always we we always like
Speaker 1: to check in with compelling figures and find out what
Speaker 1: they're up to, so we can see what Bolton's up to.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about China's propaganda accounts now supporting Russia's
Speaker 1: invasion narrative, and we want to unpack the marketing campaign
Speaker 1: behind the new Batman movie because all the reviews are like,
Speaker 1: this is dark as fuck, This is like definitely takes
Speaker 1: itself serious as a dark piece of like gritty, paranoid
Speaker 1: cynical art. And then it's like, and you can get
Speaker 1: the new Papa John's Pepper bat Wings or whatever there
Speaker 1: there is. I also have to just say the main
Speaker 1: reason I want to bring this up is it's the
Speaker 1: most unadvertising tie in that I've ever seen, is a
Speaker 1: Papa John's the Batman tie in that's only happening in
Speaker 1: the UK unfortunately, but it's bad. So we'll get to
Speaker 1: all of that plenty more. But first, Chelsea, we like
Speaker 1: to ask our guests, what is something from your search history? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I I was looking up Phil Specter's white afro
Speaker 1: wigs and really going on that journey because I was
Speaker 1: reading Ronnie Specters No More, and she talked about how
Speaker 1: he wanted it an afro wigs so badly and couldn't
Speaker 1: find a white one to fit his extra small head.
Speaker 1: So an extra small white afro wig, Like, who's making these?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And so once I read
Speaker 1: that and she was like, my mom, and I had
Speaker 1: to go find him this white afro wig or else
Speaker 1: he would threaten to kill us. And so, you know,
Speaker 1: just a light it was a light reading. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I gotta see these wigs. And
Speaker 1: he really found a few of them throughout the years,
Speaker 1: and I find it pretty impressive, Like who made those wigs?
Speaker 1: Do you think? You know what I mean? I didn't
Speaker 1: know those were wigs. I thought like just because they
Speaker 1: were so strange. I mean, that's maybe a lesson for
Speaker 1: any peacocking balding man out there that if you just
Speaker 1: go so strong that maybe a certain type of stupid
Speaker 1: person won't suspect you're wearing a wig. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people didn't. And you know
Speaker 1: who else pulled that move again? I read all these
Speaker 1: celebrity memoirs from my podcast Andrea Agassey, you know we
Speaker 1: had that long flowing hair, I mean, just a blonde
Speaker 1: making on the tennis court, all wigs all taped in extensions,
Speaker 1: just like it's just so funny to be like, I'm
Speaker 1: balding a little bit, give me hair to my waist.
Speaker 1: Let's strong. Yeah, And also like to Phil Spector. He
Speaker 1: worked with like so many black artists that he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm bald, let me get a white afro. It's like
Speaker 1: and no one, Like, we really didn't call him out
Speaker 1: until he murdered a woman, you know what I mean
Speaker 1: that we really let him push the line until we
Speaker 1: were like, you know what, Phil, maybe you're not okay that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I used to funk with the Wall of
Speaker 1: Sounds and that was a trademark, you thing of yours,
Speaker 1: but a big yiggs. I mean just yeah, so I've
Speaker 1: been down a Phil Specter rabbit hole. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys know this other crazy tidbit from him
Speaker 1: in Ronnie Spector's life, but you know, the marriage wasn't
Speaker 1: going well. He like trapped her in the house and
Speaker 1: one day to make her feel happy, he surprised her
Speaker 1: with two white twins and was like surprised, you're the
Speaker 1: mother of these two twins. And she was like I
Speaker 1: don't wait what and he was like, my Christmas and
Speaker 1: then just like handed her two children. Yeah, they spent
Speaker 1: a lot of time trying to look them up as well,
Speaker 1: just to see what they were up to. Holy sh it, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm looking back at some of the pictures of
Speaker 1: the wigs, and I'm realizing the other reason that I
Speaker 1: was confused is they look like ship. They don't look
Speaker 1: like anything anybody would want their hair to look like.
Speaker 1: So that might have also thrown me off. That's a
Speaker 1: good that's a good strategy. You're like, fault, But I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna have a ton of shitty hairs and none
Speaker 1: would think this is an active choice I've made right,
Speaker 1: because they're like him Phil. I imagine he was like, Hello,
Speaker 1: can you please make a white afro extra small? And
Speaker 1: the wigmaker is like, sure, something from my little head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just do child wigs here for Halloween. He's like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's for my Hello, Can I could I die this
Speaker 1: bozo clown wig Brown? Is there somebody who you would
Speaker 1: be like a celebrity whose hair is just whatever, it
Speaker 1: can be bad, good, that you would be surprised, like
Speaker 1: the most surprised to find out was was rocking a
Speaker 1: wig the whole time? Oh God, surprised, I want to
Speaker 1: think because it's like Dolly Parton, incredible hair. We're not
Speaker 1: surprised about the big you know. I think I think
Speaker 1: Rob Low, I think a blow had been sporting just
Speaker 1: a little tiny wig this whole time. I'd be pretty
Speaker 1: surprised tiny little wigs just because for some reason, like
Speaker 1: they're both like handsome classically, But yeah, agasy. Once you
Speaker 1: find out it's a wig, you're like, oh, yeah, well
Speaker 1: he he was like strapping it on with a bandana
Speaker 1: the whole time. Who would you guys be surprised to
Speaker 1: find out it was a wig? John Cena, I think
Speaker 1: he's got short hair, and he's also got like obvious
Speaker 1: like hair plugs that like don't seem to be working well.
Speaker 1: So if that was a wig, like give me the
Speaker 1: wig that makes me look like now, Owen Wilson's a
Speaker 1: great question. I've actually had the thought in the last
Speaker 1: couple of months is that I want to know what
Speaker 1: would be surprised. You know, I were so we're so
Speaker 1: tough on on men losing their hair, and it's like
Speaker 1: so shames in society, and a part of me this
Speaker 1: is so messed up. A part of me is like,
Speaker 1: you know what, good like y'all deserve something to freak out,
Speaker 1: Like we're just you know, women are just put through
Speaker 1: such hell for their looks and then men men just
Speaker 1: kind of have baldness, and I'm like, you know, I
Speaker 1: think it's okay. I think it's balancing the universe that
Speaker 1: we're so cruel about it. Yeah, especially they scrambled to
Speaker 1: try like that. You see how inelegant men's solutions are
Speaker 1: to such a thing where it's like acas, He's like, fun,
Speaker 1: I'm losing a little bit of hair, a lot of hair.
Speaker 1: You don't even think about the transition when you don't
Speaker 1: even have enough hair to weave on to to shave
Speaker 1: it bald and do the most jarring transition people have
Speaker 1: ever seen, like Joey Lawrence to oh yeah, or or
Speaker 1: they'll be like fedoras come in purple. I think I'll
Speaker 1: start wearing purples, right, yeah? What if he had gone
Speaker 1: with a fedora instead, like on the tennis court, that
Speaker 1: would have been tight with the chin straps? What are
Speaker 1: you going to do? Oh man? If what is something
Speaker 1: that you think is overrated? Assuming people know what they're doing,
Speaker 1: Assuming people know what they're doing. You you know when
Speaker 1: you like pay for a service, or you know, when
Speaker 1: you're sort of like, okay, you know what, they really
Speaker 1: know what's up? I gotta put the money up for this,
Speaker 1: And you're like, surely they know what's happening. I feel
Speaker 1: like every time if I pay for something, I I
Speaker 1: give them just so much leeway, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like someone could just be fucking your life over and
Speaker 1: you're like, well, I did pay them money. Like like
Speaker 1: I recently, um, I got one trainer session because I
Speaker 1: haven't worked out in two years, so I was like
Speaker 1: I should I should have a babysitter for my first workout.
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know, it's a trainer. I
Speaker 1: paid the money, Surely they know what they're doing. And
Speaker 1: like the next day of my body was just so
Speaker 1: fucked up and like you just just like someone could
Speaker 1: just put on a T shirt and be like, ma'am,
Speaker 1: you need to cross the road here, and I'd be like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what. So I think assuming people have knowledge
Speaker 1: is something I'd like to explore. Yeah, I've I've done
Speaker 1: that with like things that have like related to like
Speaker 1: construction or whatever too. And then I'll just get I'll
Speaker 1: just get like talked into anything because I'm like I
Speaker 1: don't know, yeah, I look, I have none of these skills.
Speaker 1: And then like they come back and like all right
Speaker 1: to put your door on upside down with the knob like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's my response. Okay, okay, thanks, so how much the
Speaker 1: much to make the checkout for? Is that the good
Speaker 1: way to do it? Yeah? Are you guys? Are you
Speaker 1: guys people pleasers? Like if somebody did put your drawing
Speaker 1: up down, would you like, thank you sir, see you later. Yeah?
Speaker 1: I work on it in therapy, but I am absolutely
Speaker 1: like my default is to just be like thank you, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: thank you for putting it on upside down because this
Speaker 1: has been a learning experience for me. You're right, it
Speaker 1: would be cool to sit on a toilet like that backward.
Speaker 1: It's like a teacher from the nineties. I yeah, it's fate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is actually great. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. When you work on conflict and therapy, does
Speaker 1: that mean you just fight with your therapists or like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't have that disorder? Yeah exactly, that's just come on, Jack,
Speaker 1: you want your door like this? No? Yeah, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 1: We get to the end of this conversation quickly. All right,
Speaker 1: that's time for our session. We'll pick up next week
Speaker 1: right here. Yeah, I've definitely like my so, my wife,
Speaker 1: my wife, I have to do that now because I'm married,
Speaker 1: but she is like the opposite. She will fucking like
Speaker 1: like I don't know what this is, shut this down,
Speaker 1: and you well, it's all about It's all about finding
Speaker 1: your knowing your own weaknesses and embracing them and finding
Speaker 1: a partner that can help you. That's really I think
Speaker 1: the best part about marriages like acknowledging your own net
Speaker 1: like ship and being like and this person helps me
Speaker 1: with that, and that's why this we thrive. Yes, but
Speaker 1: I every now and then when I'm in situations like that,
Speaker 1: I have to like sort of tap into her energy
Speaker 1: to be like, no, I need to say this right now.
Speaker 1: I'm like no, no, no, no, no, I want it lower.
Speaker 1: I want that lower. Thank you. That was a good
Speaker 1: look on you, though. I would listen to that. All right,
Speaker 1: We're going to lower your toilet seat exactly. Business. You know.
Speaker 1: What is a great example of this from my life
Speaker 1: is waiters. I I do the thing too much where
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't like what what do you think
Speaker 1: is good? What? What is the most popular thing? And
Speaker 1: the waiter does not give a fuck about like they're
Speaker 1: just like, dude, shut up, you're making my life like harder,
Speaker 1: Just like pick whatever. Also, I mean I was a
Speaker 1: waitress for just honestly most of my life, I've I've
Speaker 1: been more of a waitress than I've been a comedian.
Speaker 1: And oh, just I would just lie, I don't you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I want it's not you've
Speaker 1: eaten it. I can't afford to eat these meals. And like,
Speaker 1: unless you had a fine dining restaurant, they're not like okay,
Speaker 1: So so you'd just be like, oh god, man, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a burger would here if you
Speaker 1: just took that as like for me, Oh, I would
Speaker 1: love a burger right now, I'm so hungry. Give me that.
Speaker 1: I like the loose fries that they let us eat
Speaker 1: in the back and dip in the holland daise sauce.
Speaker 1: That's your favorite memory fries? Yeah, the fries. They always
Speaker 1: allow you to eat the leftover fries, so it's like,
Speaker 1: what's good on the menu? Man, fries? I guess that's
Speaker 1: my favorite. Yeah, fighting in the back of a kid
Speaker 1: when I used to work on Hell's Kitchen like Gordon
Speaker 1: Ramsey competition show. Oh, as a p a working the
Speaker 1: restaurant floor. Okay, but they would like they would do
Speaker 1: this stuff where like you know, there's like an open
Speaker 1: kitchen and like the two teams are competing and they
Speaker 1: would take food from the past and just to make
Speaker 1: the shot look busy, they would take food and not
Speaker 1: really put it on a table and just take it
Speaker 1: to the back where the p A s would fucking
Speaker 1: fight each like fight each other over eating it because
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, whatever, it's up for grabs. This was
Speaker 1: just for like the camera, and we're like, I've never
Speaker 1: had duck before, let me have it this time, Sarah, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: But the other day about this, like being at a
Speaker 1: restaurant thing. I was at Jersey Mikes and I said,
Speaker 1: on the sandwich, I said no tomato, and the dude
Speaker 1: was making it put the tomatoes on and I was
Speaker 1: like all right, and then the guy was like no,
Speaker 1: then this is what he did. He said, oh ship,
Speaker 1: you said no tomato, Haun, And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's okay, I know the offer, I know. And then
Speaker 1: and then the guy was like the guy had to
Speaker 1: stand up for me. He's like, no, let's talking about you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was so after I left,
Speaker 1: I was like, I have not been I have not
Speaker 1: been interacting and advocating for myself in public for too long? Now,
Speaker 1: could you actually just give me a sliced tomato and
Speaker 1: leave the sandwich there? I just want I just actually
Speaker 1: just take the tomatoes. I'll take those. I don't want
Speaker 1: the sandwich any more. Just what the fuck? That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious because I fully identified. Yeah. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: like a weird thing where even the guy, like you said,
Speaker 1: he offered and I was like, I felt like I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I'm like, well, you put them on.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm I'm getting married this year and I've
Speaker 1: been wedding dress shopping and um, it's really intense. It's
Speaker 1: a really like some places are really intense. And I
Speaker 1: tried not address that I definitely didn't want and I
Speaker 1: you know, looked in the mirror and was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want this, and I'm paying for it, so it's
Speaker 1: like it's my freshest money. And everyone around me was
Speaker 1: like you should get it, and I was like okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So the bridled people come out and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you have to sign these contracts and it's like a
Speaker 1: six page dress contract and I'm like, you know, used
Speaker 1: to go through each page and be like I will
Speaker 1: not change my fucking mind here, and I'm like I'm
Speaker 1: in my heart. I'm like, oh, like this, I'm signing
Speaker 1: every fucking page to the contract, flipping pages, sign it.
Speaker 1: I get home. Obviously I'm having a panic attack. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's like just just don't get the dress. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I signed, I signed so many pages and the wedding
Speaker 1: doesn't count if I don't get married in this dress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they said we're not engaged anymore, so I don't. And
Speaker 1: so I then I had to spend four months getting
Speaker 1: out of a wedding dress contract simply because I could not.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. My therapist was like just repeat after me,
Speaker 1: say I'll let me think about it. Let me think
Speaker 1: about it, and I was like yes, yes, and I
Speaker 1: still can't even get those words out. Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: think about it, right, yes, yes, oh yeah, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I'll wear the dress. Yeah. And it's so stupid too,
Speaker 1: like I'm the one paid for it, I'm the one
Speaker 1: making the decisions, like there's no one's bullying you. It's
Speaker 1: a nice experience. And I still was like, yeah, let
Speaker 1: me sunk myself over, you know, yeah you guys seem
Speaker 1: to like it so much. It's yeah, just like this
Speaker 1: thing that starts off when you're a kid, you know,
Speaker 1: like you're like one of your first forms of like
Speaker 1: getting positive feedback is doing something and making like adults
Speaker 1: go wow, great, I love that, and then you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a way to live and then act you
Speaker 1: can turn to a runaway train. Cut to me being like, no,
Speaker 1: leave the tomatoes on that I said I didn't want,
Speaker 1: or like yes, I would sign all these contracts, like
Speaker 1: we're just like fuck, just break out of that and
Speaker 1: just say what the funk do I want to do? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's hard, it's so hard. All right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back and Chelsea.
Speaker 1: We also like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 1: you think is underrated? Okay, I I was really thinking
Speaker 1: about this, and hear me out talk about now you
Speaker 1: know you're gonna well, everyone loves talking about selfie. It's
Speaker 1: not underrated, but I think it's underrated as a source
Speaker 1: of dinner. You should have seven nights a week. I
Speaker 1: think it's like a good food source. I believe in
Speaker 1: the product, and I think like every night for dinner
Speaker 1: is like I think, I think it's a good choice
Speaker 1: and when I've been making I don't know why my
Speaker 1: trainer session went so poorly. Actually, now that I think
Speaker 1: about it, get Belle, Oh my god, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Like you know, I had it for dinner and I
Speaker 1: was like, man, this is the best, Like, why would
Speaker 1: I ever bother eating anything else? It does not funk
Speaker 1: with my digestion the way that it apparently does for
Speaker 1: other people. Yeah. No, I know the joke of like,
Speaker 1: you know, talk about go straight through not me. Man,
Speaker 1: it'll it'll sit there for years, and I'm good at
Speaker 1: it and makes me the person I always knew I
Speaker 1: should have been. Whoa, that's a very Also, I want
Speaker 1: to say, so I me, this is everyone's going to
Speaker 1: turn off the podcast after this. I'm a flexitarian, which
Speaker 1: is where I'm mostly vegetarian but too lazy to commit.
Speaker 1: So I'm mostly vegetarian and potato tacos will will rock
Speaker 1: your life. Have you guys had them? Oh? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean I just don't know, just in general, talk about
Speaker 1: specifically talk about potato tacos. I just don't understand why
Speaker 1: everyone isn't talking about it every day. Yeah, were you
Speaker 1: guys ready for me to bring this level of enthusiasm
Speaker 1: for a very popular fast food restaurant. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to come up with something to say, because I think
Speaker 1: Miles and I both agree with you so hard that
Speaker 1: it's like kind of we're just like, yeah, we've been
Speaker 1: rendered in nert. We're like perfect. We should order talk
Speaker 1: about now? Yeah? Wait are you? And so? What what's
Speaker 1: your order? You get a couped potato tacos? What do
Speaker 1: you what's your deal? Yeah? Yeah, potato, I get a
Speaker 1: couple that's yeah. Yeah, I get too and number that's why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just did too and and then I get cheesy
Speaker 1: Gordia crunch with beans. That's it. I've ever tried that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the meat is probably the worst thing that they
Speaker 1: have to offer, even though it tastes great, right, it's
Speaker 1: like probably the thing that you were most tempting the
Speaker 1: gods when you take in too much of it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I definitely had an awakening when I saw the Taco
Speaker 1: Bells lunchables come out in the nineties and one of
Speaker 1: my friends had it in like and at lunch, they
Speaker 1: just like pushed out the meat from that plastic like
Speaker 1: packet and I was like, oh, that looks good as
Speaker 1: anti cold cuts, pro cold Taco Bell lunchable meat. Didn't
Speaker 1: see it. That was the fact that they tried to
Speaker 1: go cold taco Bell and cold pizza, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That was I wasn't on No pizza lunchables looked like
Speaker 1: shipped to me. Did you guys eat them or they good? No?
Speaker 1: I never, I mean I had I remember at a
Speaker 1: kid's house, was like I had a play date and
Speaker 1: they're like I got pizza lunch Like fuck yeah, And
Speaker 1: we were like this ship sucks. And then we microwaved it,
Speaker 1: and then that was then. But we didn't know how
Speaker 1: strong a microwave was, so we cooked the ship out
Speaker 1: of it and it was like fucking terrible. Throw it
Speaker 1: in there for forty five minutes. Yeah, we're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like ten minutes, ten minutes, I am, I'm
Speaker 1: so bad at cooking. A friend brought um, she you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's still PANDEMI time. So she brought over a
Speaker 1: pizza to our porch and she was like, I think
Speaker 1: you need to reheat it, and um, I set a
Speaker 1: timer for thirty minutes and she was like, I bitch,
Speaker 1: I just picked this pizza. Why would you cooking time? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know that sounded like a pizza time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they make fast Okay, yeah yeah, all right, let's uh,
Speaker 1: let's move on to some news. Let's talk some John
Speaker 1: Bolton always always good to catch up with. This guy's
Speaker 1: just got good energy, good vibes. But he's They had
Speaker 1: him on with a news Max yeah, and he he
Speaker 1: wasn't having it. He didn't. He's not on board with
Speaker 1: the news Max. It's like they don't know who John
Speaker 1: Bolton is. Like as it relates to Trump, I mean
Speaker 1: he him leaving the White House, it was clear he
Speaker 1: was like did not like Donald Trump. Now, was he
Speaker 1: gonna go as far to like actually do the right
Speaker 1: thing about some lomb though not really, but he'll do
Speaker 1: the right thing to get a book deal to like,
Speaker 1: you know, because that seems to be the path for
Speaker 1: most people exiting that administration. But his relationship with Trump
Speaker 1: wasn't positive. So that's I was like, this is an
Speaker 1: interesting choice to have on news Max. You want to
Speaker 1: have someone who's from like the national security warmonger set
Speaker 1: to come on your show to talk about what's happening
Speaker 1: in Ukraine and they're like, the whole spin coming from
Speaker 1: right wing news is essentially that you know of this
Speaker 1: narrative that you know, when Trump was in power, be
Speaker 1: none of this ship was happening. But then the second
Speaker 1: Biden gets in, now Putin thinks he's a tough guy
Speaker 1: because you know, Trump had him shook. And see Trump
Speaker 1: was actually a strong guy and keeping us safe. Not
Speaker 1: with this Biden guy. He's all over the place, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, etcetera, etcetera. So that's like kind of the
Speaker 1: way they want their like viewers to kind of take
Speaker 1: in what's happening is that Trump could have prevented this
Speaker 1: by coddling Putin more. But anyway, they had John Bolton
Speaker 1: on to say those kinds of words in front of him,
Speaker 1: and let's just say he very much was like in
Speaker 1: one of those few moments you're like, let me tell
Speaker 1: you what really happened when I was there, So take
Speaker 1: it away, you muppet looking warmonger. It was pretty tough
Speaker 1: on Russian in a lot of ways, forcing NATO members
Speaker 1: to pay up. As we know, sanctioning nord Stream to
Speaker 1: um Oligark's close to Putin were sanctions selling anti tank
Speaker 1: weapons to Ukraine, so arming Ukraine, UM, withdrawing from the
Speaker 1: I n F treaty and expelling Russian officers from this
Speaker 1: country as well. Uh. He looked at in he looked
Speaker 1: NATO members in the eye. Uh, and and talked about
Speaker 1: the reliance on Russian energy by Europe and how horrible
Speaker 1: that was. I mean, he took a very tough stance
Speaker 1: against Russia. I'm surprised you don't think that he would
Speaker 1: have handled the Joe Biden. No, he he he did not.
Speaker 1: He didn't. He didn't sanction nord Stream too. We didn't.
Speaker 1: We didn't sanction nord Stream too. We should have. We
Speaker 1: should have brought the project to an end. We did
Speaker 1: impose sanctions on Russian oligarchs and and several others because
Speaker 1: of their sales of S four hundred anti aircraft systems
Speaker 1: to other countries. But in almost every case the sanctions
Speaker 1: were imposed with Trump uh complaining about it and saying
Speaker 1: we were being too hard. Uh. The fact is that
Speaker 1: he barely knew where Ukraine was. He once asked John Kelly,
Speaker 1: his second chief of staff, if Finland were a part
Speaker 1: of Russia. It's just not accurate to say that Trump's
Speaker 1: behaviors somehow to hear the Russians. So it's just like,
Speaker 1: what the fun is? Where am I? I also don't
Speaker 1: how are they just pretending that he didn't almost positively
Speaker 1: collude with Russia to win the elect like tough on Russia,
Speaker 1: like like maybe tough when you were just like jacking
Speaker 1: them off. Maybe like I don't like jacked him off,
Speaker 1: Like why wouldn't they at least been the narrative of like,
Speaker 1: you know, they were friends and he was sucking up
Speaker 1: to him, and so this wouldn't have happened, and it's
Speaker 1: just like tough on him. It's it's just such a
Speaker 1: wild also very sad. We have to reference news Max
Speaker 1: as if it's a real Yeah. I mean when you
Speaker 1: think of how many people begin to shift away from
Speaker 1: Fox News and they try to say things like you know,
Speaker 1: maybe Donald Trump lost that election, and people like fun this,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to a car Max. But for news,
Speaker 1: where can we listen to? I mean the news acts.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at some rap four hybrids that say Trump
Speaker 1: is pretty saxy and the president so I like this
Speaker 1: and still there and still the president who's handling Russia. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I mean it's one of those things where you know,
Speaker 1: obviously they have to project uh and always say whatever
Speaker 1: is happening is the opposite, even in the face of
Speaker 1: just the most you know, damning evidence or despite reality.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think yes, for them, they're like, this
Speaker 1: is the only thing we can really run with. We
Speaker 1: can't run with could Trump have done more? Because that's
Speaker 1: not a thing anyone is going to say on these networks.
Speaker 1: It's always like he did everything, he was perfect, and
Speaker 1: the only reason this is happening is because Trump's not president. Okay,
Speaker 1: the reason why that climate change report that just came
Speaker 1: out that said that we're in a really dark spot
Speaker 1: with it. That also, that wouldn't have come out if
Speaker 1: Trump was president also, and the Lakers would be in
Speaker 1: the playoffs if Trump was also and your your wife,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't have left you if was still prey, So
Speaker 1: you're right, I like this channel. I like this channel.
Speaker 1: She would have been like you were right about Q
Speaker 1: and on and you guys would still be together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those bullet points were very light, and one of them
Speaker 1: just wasn't true. Right. I have not tuned into news
Speaker 1: Max in a while, but I hadn't fully appreciated how
Speaker 1: much it now just resembles like Russian state sponsored TV,
Speaker 1: Like that's just straight up Oh yeah then oh a
Speaker 1: n they have like the and also have the worst production.
Speaker 1: Qual's gonna say, why can't they get better logos? Like
Speaker 1: I need a logo that's not out of focus, like
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna really sink into these issues. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: not out of focus. We just don't know about creating
Speaker 1: graphics at higher resolutions, so we use thumbnails for everything,
Speaker 1: so they're all distorted when we put them on big TVs.
Speaker 1: The other thing is like so many graphic artists like that.
Speaker 1: I've seen like posts of people just slamming just like
Speaker 1: how they even set up, like the graphics on the
Speaker 1: thing where you know traditional it's even Fox News, a
Speaker 1: graphic will come up like in the upper corner and
Speaker 1: like other graphics will like animate to move out of
Speaker 1: the way to be like and then our next story
Speaker 1: like there on news Maximimian like literally just see like
Speaker 1: a jpeg like like violently like and then this is happening,
Speaker 1: and then like layer another one on top and like
Speaker 1: no one gives also like I don't you know. Sometimes
Speaker 1: we go into these like Republicans versus Democrat and we're
Speaker 1: talking about the issues. We're talking about voting res you're
Speaker 1: talking about climate change. But like, I think our new
Speaker 1: angles should just be like, all right, look at their graphics,
Speaker 1: look at ours, look at their comedians, look at ours,
Speaker 1: listen to their music, like like, let's stop fighting on
Speaker 1: moral issues, let's stop fighting on my manners, Like let's
Speaker 1: let's get in on stuff people can relate to and
Speaker 1: be like, is this really is this really your party? Right?
Speaker 1: Just yeah, I really go like the marketing seems like
Speaker 1: it's actually really like the saddest thing you could do.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be saying that until then Shapiro takes over Hollywood,
Speaker 1: which is in the process of doing so I think
Speaker 1: you should actually here's it now. But here's what I said.
Speaker 1: I said. I said graphics, music, and comedians. Now, when
Speaker 1: it comes to podcasts, they're putting us in the fucking dust.
Speaker 1: The like they hold the top fifteen position and like
Speaker 1: a fifteen of fifteen people who I don't even know
Speaker 1: their names are like the number one podcast host in
Speaker 1: the world. No, they're crushing us. Um, So, if if
Speaker 1: you guys could move to twenty four hours a day,
Speaker 1: I'd really appreciate it. We need we've been bungineode and
Speaker 1: uh we there's nothing we can do about it. Holy
Speaker 1: sh it, Yeah I don't. It's also he like to
Speaker 1: claim that he would be doing something. He's not in
Speaker 1: power right now, and he's not willing to criticize Putin
Speaker 1: like he's he's still like so like we kind of
Speaker 1: have an idea of what this would look like if
Speaker 1: he was still in power. It would just be that
Speaker 1: Putin had even less resistance. And they're actually did say
Speaker 1: he came out earlier today and I heard on Wednesday
Speaker 1: he did actually have a comment that was telling Russia
Speaker 1: to stop. He said that he called the invasion a holocaust.
Speaker 1: M but does he love to use that word for anything, right?
Speaker 1: I mean with the vaccines, it's a total holocaust right now,
Speaker 1: making people to the mandates. And you're like, hold on,
Speaker 1: you use that word for actually anything, anything but anything.
Speaker 1: It's it's really gotten, like holocaust is it's a it's
Speaker 1: really odd to be able to take the meaning out
Speaker 1: of that word. And I think they're getting close, right,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna be like anything that sucks, He's like,
Speaker 1: and then I get a voter from McDonald's Open the Bag.
Speaker 1: They forgot to quote a pounder total holocaust. I love
Speaker 1: that you do that in Trump voice to yeah and
Speaker 1: like it is. But he did say he wanted he
Speaker 1: told them to stop killing these people. So here I
Speaker 1: think someone got in yeah yeah, yeah, right yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean strategy. It does seem like the new strategy, which
Speaker 1: has been Russia strategy, but the new strategy in Ukraine
Speaker 1: for the past like week now has been just war crimes.
Speaker 1: It's just like bombing hospitals and schools, which I don't know,
Speaker 1: like in terms of repercussions, like probably nothing is going
Speaker 1: to happen, because it seems more and more clear that
Speaker 1: China like has his back, like their Rolling Stone like
Speaker 1: did a digestive Chinese propaganda on social media, and it's
Speaker 1: like basically just mimicking what Russian state sponsor TV was
Speaker 1: doing a week ago, so that I feel like really
Speaker 1: their bots went from like man, these are like the
Speaker 1: sickest Olympics I've ever seen in my life, and then
Speaker 1: suddenly that account is like NATO aggression and probably like WHOA.
Speaker 1: On February twenty second, one of their like more sophisticated
Speaker 1: Twitter bought or whatever, probably a person who they pay
Speaker 1: pay well to do. This shared video about the Olympics
Speaker 1: happy moments come and go, but memories today, and then
Speaker 1: abruptly switches its focus to just saying that Ukraine is
Speaker 1: like actually friends with Russia and this is all the
Speaker 1: US's fault. So yeah, they it seems pretty clear, like
Speaker 1: what what side they're on? And it's just gonna be
Speaker 1: It's it's scary. It's a scary future. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's also like very similar to the climate change strategy
Speaker 1: where China is like it's you and We're like, no,
Speaker 1: it's you, and like and and then um, and then
Speaker 1: people just die in the meantime, you know, like it's
Speaker 1: it's it turns out it's all of us, but that's
Speaker 1: not helpful. Well, actually turns out it's mostly the US. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like statistically, the like China, China will never produce the
Speaker 1: amounts of CO two that um that the U s has,
Speaker 1: Like the US has like produced so much of climate change,
Speaker 1: like no one will ever catch up to us, even
Speaker 1: though their numbers are currently higher than ours. I don't
Speaker 1: want to pivo. It's a climate change. We gotta stay
Speaker 1: on war. Um you know, just like one tragedy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's that's stuff, wasn't I saw in your notes
Speaker 1: that the account was called Spicy Panda. It's tough and
Speaker 1: spicy pandas like, all right, we're talking invasion of Ukraine,
Speaker 1: like Spicy Panda. Please, it's not the content I come
Speaker 1: here for. Wait post those instapot recipes against Spicy Panda
Speaker 1: this stuff. But I mean, I think they've always you know,
Speaker 1: I think recently to Russia was talking about how now
Speaker 1: they're going to build a pipeline to to China to
Speaker 1: find a way to get their gas exports and things off.
Speaker 1: You know, so in the in the chat, I think
Speaker 1: China out loud says one thing, but you know, the
Speaker 1: actions are clearly saying like yeah, yeah, no, no no, like
Speaker 1: we got your back until it really starts sucking up
Speaker 1: our money. And I think that's kind of where a
Speaker 1: lot of this is hanging now. It's like trying to
Speaker 1: see like, okay, how's this an end for Putin and then,
Speaker 1: you know, going forward, what does that mean for other
Speaker 1: autocratic names out there? All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back, and
Speaker 1: so is Batman. Batman. There's a Batman movie. It's coming
Speaker 1: out tomorrow, probably tonight. If you if you wanted to
Speaker 1: be one of those people that goes to the movies
Speaker 1: late and sees the first one with like a lot
Speaker 1: of other sweaty people, I like that. I like that
Speaker 1: very wordy description of like the early preview for fans.
Speaker 1: You're like one of those people goes out late. Where's
Speaker 1: the costume? Hey, I'm all you know, but yeah, so apparent.
Speaker 1: The reviews are like fairly positive, but also say it's
Speaker 1: like it seems to be have most in common with
Speaker 1: movies like Zodiac and seven more so than any other
Speaker 1: Batman movie. And wha what Yeah, that's those are the
Speaker 1: touchdones that people think, what's in the box Batman? Oh,
Speaker 1: what's in the box. But if you've been watching the
Speaker 1: some of the marketing campaigns, it feels more like Sonic
Speaker 1: the Hedgehog. We're like the there's the Little Caesar's Bat Pizza,
Speaker 1: which is like a cow zone. It's they basically like
Speaker 1: cut a pizza up weird and put it in the
Speaker 1: shape of kind of the bat symbol, and it looks
Speaker 1: like shit, it's less pizza, So it's like, hey, we
Speaker 1: took out some of the sides of your pizza to
Speaker 1: kind of look like a bat Do you like that? Hey,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen those pictures of Dominoes like on
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Night when like the pizza just gets like
Speaker 1: flipped upside down and like turned into just a complete mess.
Speaker 1: What if that was on purpose? What if that is
Speaker 1: what we made your pizza look like? Intentional? Also, I
Speaker 1: like Batman doesn't need marketing, like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like like Licorice pizza needs a good marketing campaign, like
Speaker 1: and that actually has pizza in the title, Like they
Speaker 1: need to be out here doing this, like you just say,
Speaker 1: like there's a new Batman movie, everyone's gonna go. And
Speaker 1: instead all these marketing people are like what if we
Speaker 1: did this idiotic thing that costs thousands and millions of dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at the pizza of like what the
Speaker 1: marketing version of the cal Zoni wacky cal Zone pizzas
Speaker 1: and what someone actually got, And it looks like it
Speaker 1: was like the pepperoni slices like don't quite match up.
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like it looks like they Frankin signed
Speaker 1: it together with many slices, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like there's no Pepperoni integrity in the real version. The
Speaker 1: real yeah, and the I R L version of what
Speaker 1: the consumer actually gets pepperoni is that's a rough how
Speaker 1: you got half of Like you see you get where
Speaker 1: the slices. You're like, okay, so that's bisected. But then
Speaker 1: on the other side of that slice there's no Pepperoni.
Speaker 1: What happened? Yeah, no, I say, well, I think it
Speaker 1: got like pushed down. I think they cut it with
Speaker 1: a dull knife. It looks like because like you see
Speaker 1: some of it is like folded pop Pepperoni and there
Speaker 1: George Pepperoni slices on there. It's like it's it's me
Speaker 1: at fifteen. Your boss is like, okay, we're making the
Speaker 1: pizzas and the bats now, and you're like me and
Speaker 1: they're like yeah, yeah, you make a bat. You're like okay. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: the marketing version has it in like some sort of
Speaker 1: mathematically like distributed pattern that looks cool. So shocking that
Speaker 1: they didn't stick to those standards. Yeah, but have you guys.
Speaker 1: I want you guys to look at this Papa John's
Speaker 1: UK sponsorship. It's the Black Ghost Chili Chicken Wings and
Speaker 1: it's a Batman time, Papa John's X the Batman. They
Speaker 1: look like the worst. Like I thought it was going
Speaker 1: to be like black pudding or something, but they've they've
Speaker 1: dyed the chicken wings black and then put red sauce
Speaker 1: on on it. It absolutely looks like the last ship
Speaker 1: you take a pairing up Papa John's with anything in
Speaker 1: the marketing campaign that is the word black, Like, are
Speaker 1: you guys out of her mind? You don't remember what
Speaker 1: Papa John didn't Papa John's UK the I think they know.
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, we can't do it here, like fuck
Speaker 1: it the UK? Yeah, yeah, I guess maybe the UK
Speaker 1: wasn't abbreast of that. I guess. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think it's dangerous. This is I'm it looks horrific. It
Speaker 1: looks like, you know, like some kind of character, a
Speaker 1: comic book character was like stabbed like it. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm looking at. It looks like organic matter,
Speaker 1: but I feel that it's evoking blood and burns and
Speaker 1: not something. It looks like it was one of those
Speaker 1: anti smoking ads where they show you what lungs look
Speaker 1: like after like you've smoked five packs a day for
Speaker 1: ten years, it's so horrifying. I think there's also like
Speaker 1: I get that there was like a whole like wave
Speaker 1: of being like, oh, try this burger that is like,
Speaker 1: you know, colored black with like this charcoal or whatever,
Speaker 1: and like you know, you see that pop up and
Speaker 1: kind of become fat moments and food. But like with
Speaker 1: a chicken wing, it looks like somebody grilled the funk
Speaker 1: out of it, burnt it to ship and then put
Speaker 1: that in front of you. And I'm like, as someone
Speaker 1: who like grills a lot, I'm like, that looks like
Speaker 1: I fucked up exactly. And also, a burger has a
Speaker 1: set shape, right that we can define, and so chicken, yeah,
Speaker 1: burgers are always in the shape of a bet. But
Speaker 1: they like stacked three wings on top of each other.
Speaker 1: So it's just like a pile of like black like
Speaker 1: bulbous like ship. Look. It looks like a pile of
Speaker 1: ship with blood drizzled over it. It's actually a great
Speaker 1: pro vegetarian campaign. It's a it's a pro campaign there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, i'd be like, you want to get
Speaker 1: those I'm like, no, let's just get those cauliflower wings. Man.
Speaker 1: Those ships are there's Batman's teamed the Batman's team to Oreos.
Speaker 1: But I think the one that like most undercuts it
Speaker 1: is there's a cafe offering a drink that's branded with
Speaker 1: a Riddler style question mark with a chance to guess
Speaker 1: the flavor as a way promoting the movie. It's like
Speaker 1: mystery flavor type ship. But does that mean there's a
Speaker 1: right answer to the flavor? Yeah, and it's like taken
Speaker 1: over and people in the UK or on board. But
Speaker 1: this one undercuts it the most, I think because it
Speaker 1: like made me take a second look at did you
Speaker 1: guys see the trailer for Like I think it was
Speaker 1: a teaser where like the Riddler is arrested and then
Speaker 1: like the camera like very seriously there's like a super
Speaker 1: intense slow push in on the coffee cup and it
Speaker 1: reveals that there's like a question mark latte symbol on
Speaker 1: the top of the cup, like you know how like
Speaker 1: a starbut like a nice coffee place will give you
Speaker 1: like a leaf shaped a lot. Yeah, so they did
Speaker 1: a question mark. So did like the Riddler request that
Speaker 1: did he get back there and do it himself? Is like,
Speaker 1: my guys, a Riddler? Oh wait, I thought you'd just
Speaker 1: go by Eddie Enigma you're you're the Riddler. Huh. This
Speaker 1: is supposed to be like the zodiac of superhero movies,
Speaker 1: and like that feels like something that feels like a
Speaker 1: thing from the movie that is taken from a like
Speaker 1: Batman and Robin or Batman Forever, like sponsorship or something,
Speaker 1: you know, like a mystery in the shape of Latte art.
Speaker 1: It feels I am serious. Have you guys ever worked
Speaker 1: at like a marketing company, Like there was one in
Speaker 1: Chicago that would bring comedians in to like I don't know,
Speaker 1: make it worse and um, and like all marketing companies
Speaker 1: were always run by like these fift year old dudes
Speaker 1: and puffy vests, and like the puffy vests would like,
Speaker 1: you know, make them younger or something. It's like, whenever
Speaker 1: I see these campeemes, I just imagine like some dude
Speaker 1: and puffy vests being like all right yo that You're like,
Speaker 1: oh God, Gary, what now Gary? And he's like, all right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna ship on the chicken wings. And then this
Speaker 1: is what's going to ask maybe it's the ultimate riddle
Speaker 1: from the or the ultimate prank from the Riddler. Is
Speaker 1: that how the Riddler works? Does he do pranks? On people. Nope,
Speaker 1: he just does riddles. I'm I haven't seen Batman forever
Speaker 1: in a long time. Oh. One of the greats, one
Speaker 1: of the great tragedies. I mean the Oreo. It's funny
Speaker 1: because you always see like this kind of market like
Speaker 1: marketing and these sort of cross promotional items with like
Speaker 1: films that don't need them. But like you're saying, like Chelsea,
Speaker 1: like there there's just gonna be some person at a
Speaker 1: studios marketing department who just suddenly gets some mandate. It's like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: we gotta do some we need to do some pros promote,
Speaker 1: and we need to get some some branding opportunities out there.
Speaker 1: And then suddenly you're having to do like I got
Speaker 1: the coffee people to do. This. Isn't the film really dark?
Speaker 1: They're like yeah, yeah, it's market the kids though, too,
Speaker 1: what about those oreos? Like yoh, I know, imagine the
Speaker 1: kid eating an oreo. Being like, mom, I was in
Speaker 1: a Batman movie and she's like, hey, let's go on Sunday, right,
Speaker 1: She's like, what the fuck? There's also ring door Bells,
Speaker 1: which will now feature special Batman replies, No, that is
Speaker 1: not true. Fuck off, Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't mean
Speaker 1: to say it like that. I did fathomable. What do
Speaker 1: you mean, like it's gonna be like, hey, fuck her?
Speaker 1: I think so, Yeah, that's the only one that is like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's appropriate to leave the package, drop the package, walk away,
Speaker 1: put put the taco bell on this bitch's doorstep for
Speaker 1: the show narrow and back away. I'm gonna scull fuck you.
Speaker 1: Thank you though for the no no signature necessary, it
Speaker 1: would only be cool of you. Good program what Batman
Speaker 1: gets to say, fuck off. I'm fine with just a
Speaker 1: bing bing monk show mere dick. Right, what if the
Speaker 1: ring camera where is she touch touch it to the camera? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: ring the ring doorbell thing is real, which makes sense
Speaker 1: because like I think the fact that like, you know,
Speaker 1: Gotham is this dystopian like hellscape in this movie is
Speaker 1: truly like the type of people who get ring doorbells
Speaker 1: and like one extra features, like that's what they're hoping for.
Speaker 1: Is ultimately a world where god, I just I just
Speaker 1: hope you know, everyone's like, oh, the ring doorbell is
Speaker 1: obviously spying on you in your own house. Like I
Speaker 1: just hope Batman starts talking to people inside, you know,
Speaker 1: what I mean where they're like late night slice the cake.
Speaker 1: You sure sure about that? You're like, what ring doorbell ring, Batman? Stop,
Speaker 1: get me out of here, Get me the funk out
Speaker 1: of this doorbell, and he's like, oh, release me. I
Speaker 1: like that. The when you read along, like what the
Speaker 1: actual like download reply or downloadable replies are one is
Speaker 1: just that it'll play Michael Jackinos do me the Batman theme,
Speaker 1: accompanied by a cheery voice exclaiming, hello, neighbor, looks like
Speaker 1: we missed your bat signal. Please leave a message. They
Speaker 1: fucked up. It should scream at you and make people
Speaker 1: run away, like you know, if anyone's trying to steal
Speaker 1: some ship off your fucking doorstep, like, motherfucker, I see you,
Speaker 1: I'll get you. I'm the Batman, and like that might
Speaker 1: get somebody maybe, yeah, like we missed your bat signal.
Speaker 1: So the so the bat signal is yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: A lot you know that, like nine hours a day
Speaker 1: for weeks went into that, and then they thought like
Speaker 1: we got it, and also like there was probably good
Speaker 1: ones just for the puffy vest fucker to go and
Speaker 1: say no. I think it's just be like sorry, we
Speaker 1: miss your bat signal, am I right, guys, Hey, sycophants
Speaker 1: on that side of the room, what do you think
Speaker 1: they're laughing, they're laughing. What do you guys think of
Speaker 1: my new purple Fedora? Right? You had the Chintz track
Speaker 1: put on so I can longboard on it. Let's talk
Speaker 1: Russian vatka real quick. This is a this is a
Speaker 1: new trend that we're seeing. People are showing their support
Speaker 1: of Ukraine by dumping out Russian vodka for the liquor
Speaker 1: stores or from bars except the like only I think
Speaker 1: five percent of vodka in the US is actually made
Speaker 1: in Russia or like owned by Russian companies. But there
Speaker 1: there's even like in the In Canada, provinces started banning
Speaker 1: Russian vodka from liquor stores in order to stand against
Speaker 1: tyranny and oppression. Glad, We're glad. We've learned so much
Speaker 1: since World War Two? What what country? All? Right? Now?
Speaker 1: Every person from there's a fucking criminal. Round them up.
Speaker 1: It's like unless the listen, unless you're drinking like Vladimir
Speaker 1: Plutin's small batch craft vodka. I'm not sure what exactly
Speaker 1: aside from just like the really misinformed show of solidarity,
Speaker 1: what what that does I mean, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think it's really powerful. Like do you remember when French
Speaker 1: fries became freedom fries? That's what I call them still,
Speaker 1: I just it's important to me. Yeah, it's so it's
Speaker 1: like I love the idea, like we're supporting Ukraine, get
Speaker 1: that out there in some way, but it's like we
Speaker 1: pick the worst way every time, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like like there are better symbolic gestures out there, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like a flag of Ukraine or sending their
Speaker 1: countries charities money or talking to your friends and family
Speaker 1: on Facebook. Oh yeah, sorry, we only know one speed.
Speaker 1: That's destroy something when we're mad about it. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: destroy a vodka that will have no bearing on anything
Speaker 1: because we already fucking bought it and own it, right,
Speaker 1: like the same win conservatives, Like I'm burning all my
Speaker 1: Nike stuff. It's like that you bought and they've already
Speaker 1: collected the fucking what what are you doing? Yeah? Uh
Speaker 1: but yeah, so like stoly not Russian, smearing off also
Speaker 1: is basically not Russian, but like the have you seen
Speaker 1: any of these videos like just old guys who owned
Speaker 1: bars dumping out like bottles of Stoly in one case,
Speaker 1: somebody's dumping a bottle of vodka into a mop bucket,
Speaker 1: which I think is it just means that they're going
Speaker 1: to use it after again later there's thehol Is disinfectant,
Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, I mean, I mean I think they're
Speaker 1: gonna like make people drink that ship. Knowing my my
Speaker 1: experience in the food service industry, with my experience partying
Speaker 1: around the mop bucket, is someone's as to drink the
Speaker 1: mop buck somebody's always got to drink the mop bucket, everybody. Anyways, Hey,
Speaker 1: it's your lucky day, man, This time the mop bucket
Speaker 1: has vodka in it. All the run over and give
Speaker 1: us the mop bucket. I've never had mop fucking vodka.
Speaker 1: You have, Tracy, But yeah, I mean you mentioned World
Speaker 1: War two. Apparently prohibition was at least partially caused by
Speaker 1: anti German sentiment after World War One, and people basically
Speaker 1: like because most beer was brewed by Germans or came
Speaker 1: from Germany, that was a big part of how they
Speaker 1: got like popular sentiment behind one of the most disastrous
Speaker 1: policies of the twentieth century. Right, Yeah, It's like and
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what's that group of others doing? Wait,
Speaker 1: like black people and Mexicans that have immigrated to this current.
Speaker 1: They're smoking weed. All right, then stop the weed. Now,
Speaker 1: we gotta get rid of it. There's always there, always
Speaker 1: a way to use a xenophobia. I guess xenophobia is
Speaker 1: a tool in your tool kit that you know never
Speaker 1: gets dull, right, pull it out for anything somehow, just
Speaker 1: like the Holocaust, every time you think it's gotten dull,
Speaker 1: the xenophobia comes back as sharp as the day you
Speaker 1: bought it. Cuts thrown Chelsea, Such a pleasure having you
Speaker 1: as always? Where can people find you? Follow you all
Speaker 1: that good stuff? Oh my gosh. You can listen to
Speaker 1: my podcast Celebrity book Club with Chelsea Davantaz wherever you
Speaker 1: listen to podcast. We recap mostly female memoirs um and
Speaker 1: talk about phil sector wigs. And you can follow me
Speaker 1: at Chelsea Devantes on Twitter and on Instagram and uh
Speaker 1: and you can catch you can catch me a taco
Speaker 1: bell any time. Yeah, come on by. Do you order?
Speaker 1: You don't order with the app? Do you do? Do
Speaker 1: you go like old school? Because I see I've I've
Speaker 1: heard I see people some of my old school friends
Speaker 1: they like I used the app all the time now Wow,
Speaker 1: isn't it Okay? Well, listen, I'm not on the app.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a layer I don't need in
Speaker 1: my life, but maybe i'll maybe I also come to
Speaker 1: it today. There's there's just something about going to drive
Speaker 1: through that still makes my heart fluttery. Congestion from all
Speaker 1: the fast food I'm eating, Like it's actually like my
Speaker 1: heart palpitations. Maybe, but it's another thing. Thank you guys
Speaker 1: for having me see against him. And is there a
Speaker 1: tweet or some of the work of social media you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying. Yes, okay, so this was I actually referenced
Speaker 1: Astro prom in last time. But listen, it's what I
Speaker 1: saw today at really made me laugh. He does cartoons
Speaker 1: for The New Yorker. I don't know if this will
Speaker 1: translate auditorially, but I'm gonna try. It's a cartoon. It's
Speaker 1: a cat. Cat really just is like looking like he's
Speaker 1: not having it right. And then there's a genie next
Speaker 1: to the cat, and the genie is like, he's a
Speaker 1: try hard, he's a people pleaser, and it's the genie
Speaker 1: I'm really I'm really doing my best. And then the
Speaker 1: genie has a little cool catch and that says, it's
Speaker 1: just that if your first two wishes are funk off
Speaker 1: and die, it's like really hard for me to do
Speaker 1: the third one. I don't know why. I was like
Speaker 1: crying being over it big. I'm a fan Miles. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? What's a tweet you've been enjoying? Twitter?
Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray. Also the other show with
Speaker 1: Sophie Alexandra for twenty Day Fiance where we talk ninety
Speaker 1: day married at first sight. You know, like we all do,
Speaker 1: we sometimes need to retreat into a world of reality
Speaker 1: trash to heal our wounds. A tweet that I like
Speaker 1: is from at Aerial Shading tweeted Lumbo is for people
Speaker 1: who sleep like shoot shoot, But Poah Row it's for
Speaker 1: people who sleep like smart. That's just someone who had
Speaker 1: to My mom loved watching Poah role as a kid.
Speaker 1: For somehow, it really felt that in my body. Not
Speaker 1: for everybody, but I was from anger body. You did
Speaker 1: feel it. M Let's see a tweet been enjoying Walt
Speaker 1: at Walt Lily tweeted West Anderson Wes Anderson Wes Anderson
Speaker 1: should stop making movies and start designing high concept putt
Speaker 1: put courses in the Myrtle Beach area. That's a great Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. That dude, like if you just put the
Speaker 1: level of like meticulous attention to detail into something besides
Speaker 1: making which you know, I'm not a Anderson Hey eater
Speaker 1: put that man needs to make something else in the
Speaker 1: real world. He needs to bring pot put back, needs
Speaker 1: to bring pop put back. Thank you. You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find
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Speaker 1: On our foot notes, we link off to the information
Speaker 1: that we talked about in today's episode, as well as
Speaker 1: a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles song
Speaker 1: do we think people might enjoy? This is a track
Speaker 1: from New York producer musician Slawson Malone and it's called Cold,
Speaker 1: Closed Place, Open World. The production is like all the
Speaker 1: music they make is super cool and like kind of
Speaker 1: gloomy and moody, and this one just kind of I
Speaker 1: don't know that it has like all the It sounds
Speaker 1: like if Explorers of the Apocalypse unearthed and iPod three
Speaker 1: thousand years from now and got to start working. They'd
Speaker 1: be like, whoa, this sounds like it was in a pot,
Speaker 1: but it's in the best fucking way. So this is
Speaker 1: closed place, open world by slows In Malone. Al Right, well,
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