Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season to ten, episode
Speaker 1: one of to Day lys Geics to production of I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio. You seem unsure. This is a podcast where
Speaker 1: we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And
Speaker 1: it is Monday, novabur one, which of course means that
Speaker 1: it's International Tongue Twister Day, National Dunce Day, which is
Speaker 1: listed as a special interest so there is a special
Speaker 1: interest group of dunces who self identify as such. World
Speaker 1: Orphans Day. Also the first day everyone's driving home from
Speaker 1: work with much less sunlight in the evening, so keep
Speaker 1: your head on the swivel out there. My name is
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien a k jfk jr. He will appear on
Speaker 1: the n where the shooter had been to join Trump's
Speaker 1: team didn't show up, though maybe he used the wrong calendar.
Speaker 1: He won't ignore Trump twenty four. All the looney people,
Speaker 1: where do they all come from? All the looney people
Speaker 1: say love some cunn That is courtesy of Christy Am
Speaker 1: Gucci main at Wopple House on Twitter, where he's a
Speaker 1: really great follow in addition to being the a K goat.
Speaker 1: Miles is out today because he's been arrested by these
Speaker 1: cops who kept saying he's been a very bad boy
Speaker 1: and suggestively like capping their rubbery nightsticks in their palm,
Speaker 1: and they weren't wearing shirts, and we're just like shredded.
Speaker 1: But I's got arrested by the sexy cops again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by the sexy cops. So we'll have to see, well,
Speaker 1: we'll have to hear from him how that all went.
Speaker 1: But that is okay because I'm joined by a special
Speaker 1: guest co host, who is an Emmy nominated TV writer,
Speaker 1: the artist and comedian behind the critically acclaimed one woman
Speaker 1: show Boss Huma's Girl and the critically acclaimed podcasts The
Speaker 1: Beckdale Cast, My Year and then It's a Low Leita
Speaker 1: podcast and at Cast by Jamie Loftus, which is appropriately
Speaker 1: named because she is Jamie. He k a mystery brunette
Speaker 1: spotted out with Sonny the dog Trouble in Paradise be
Speaker 1: as I just think of daily mail headlines of like
Speaker 1: me being spotted outside with my dog. It's my goal
Speaker 1: to be called a mystery brunette at some point in
Speaker 1: my life. I want to be a right. That sounds amazing, Jack,
Speaker 1: You could be a mystery Brunette. You know, I've been
Speaker 1: working on it. Me and my team have been working
Speaker 1: on it, but no luck thus far. That's funny though,
Speaker 1: Like you're picturing yourself as you're walking the dog in
Speaker 1: like those paparazzi photos of like celebrities, like with their
Speaker 1: coffee and their dog. Yeah, it's like, except that Sonny
Speaker 1: is the celebrity in this situation. And then he was
Speaker 1: actually having sex with one of the gender sisters, and
Speaker 1: then he spotted with me a mystery brunet trouble and
Speaker 1: paradise could be Sorry, I should have explained my head.
Speaker 1: Can I don't talk to anybody ever? Well, Jamie, we
Speaker 1: are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 1: another one of the faces on Mount Zeitmore, a brilliant
Speaker 1: stand up comedian who you've seen on MTV, Comedy Central, NBC,
Speaker 1: True TV and Fuse if you watch just a ton
Speaker 1: of TV and on Quimby if you've just been alive
Speaker 1: and not living under a rock these past couple of years.
Speaker 1: She is one of Vultures twenty comedians you should know
Speaker 1: about in And I'm gonna go ahead and say you
Speaker 1: should still know about her this year and next year.
Speaker 1: Basically you should know about her until further notice. Please
Speaker 1: welcome the brilliant and talented Blair so Hockey God. Great
Speaker 1: to be back, guys. Hello Jack, Hello, Jamie's ball here.
Speaker 1: It's a Legends ball, a Legends ball. Hell yeah, we're
Speaker 1: all wearing Also you can't see on the zoom call,
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah always my my shirt like it looks
Speaker 1: like a button up shirt, but it extends all the
Speaker 1: way to the ground. How have you guys been? You've
Speaker 1: both been. I I so I did the being up
Speaker 1: top to fit in the rhyme scheme of the eleanor
Speaker 1: rigby a K. But now I'm just gonna pretend like
Speaker 1: I say it like that to kind of keep it going.
Speaker 1: But you guys have both been traveling. Yeah, we've both
Speaker 1: been traveling. We've been We've been hopping around. Yeah, best
Speaker 1: place you you've been on your on your travel? Where
Speaker 1: have you been, Blair? I've been in London. I've been
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles a bit here and there. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: you've been to London to visit the Queen. That is
Speaker 1: a children's book that you be familiar with. But that's cool.
Speaker 1: How was London? What's what's going on over in London.
Speaker 1: It was really cool. I was shooting a pilot there
Speaker 1: but I hadn't been. I don't even in London one
Speaker 1: other time, like many many years ago, and it was
Speaker 1: cool to go after COVID and everything and see see
Speaker 1: what's going on over there. Very cool. I had some
Speaker 1: fish and chips and some mashed piece. Do you have
Speaker 1: Bangers in Mash? Is that that's London? Right? Yeah? Vengas Mash.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to the Bangers and Mash, but um,
Speaker 1: I am a fan of the Bangers and Mash the best.
Speaker 1: Did you play a British British? No? I played myself. Unfortunately.
Speaker 1: I wish I was playing a British. Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: have been better and more fun. I mean, you're a natural.
Speaker 1: You're a natural British and Jamie you you were out
Speaker 1: and about hitting the road. What's what's new out there
Speaker 1: on the stages of America anything? Oh it's the same
Speaker 1: old ship, I tell you what, but in a good way,
Speaker 1: in a nice way. I went to Boston and New York.
Speaker 1: In Philadelphia, I had like a hot dog in Philadelphia
Speaker 1: that I was really wanting to get the morning after
Speaker 1: a show. Like everything, it was perfect, like the morning
Speaker 1: after a show, I woke up just in time. My
Speaker 1: friend gave me a ride and we got a hot
Speaker 1: dog that had a fishcake on top of it. It
Speaker 1: wasn't even a missasp. Yeah that was because I've been
Speaker 1: trying to get the hot dogs everywhere where. You can't
Speaker 1: get it anywhere else, you know, like they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is uniquely this city's bad idea. And speaking was,
Speaker 1: you can get beans on hot dogs in a lot
Speaker 1: of places. I've been eating bean hot dogs. Yeah, beans
Speaker 1: like chili. There is like chili beans, but there's also
Speaker 1: just like in the Southwest, they just like do regular
Speaker 1: like canned beans or fried beans, like baked beans or yea.
Speaker 1: And I mean, I guess that makes sense. It's really good.
Speaker 1: It's really good. I'm still in the hot dog hole.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I had a fish cake on a hot dog.
Speaker 1: And I think that I feel comfortable saying that was
Speaker 1: that was close to the highlight. Wow, I love a
Speaker 1: hot dog like you, Jenny, I'm a hot dog freak. Also,
Speaker 1: where's your what's your favorite? What's your favorite? Well, I
Speaker 1: think for no sound of purposes, I'll I like a
Speaker 1: Costco hot dog. Have you had a Costco hot dog.
Speaker 1: They're really good. Yeah. I used to badger the hell
Speaker 1: out of my mom to get me one when I
Speaker 1: was a child. A company like her on the shopping trip,
Speaker 1: there's like they're like a dollar fifty and they're still
Speaker 1: like one of the best on the I feel like
Speaker 1: I've paid twelve dollar. I've paid more than twelve dollars
Speaker 1: for a hot dog and it's not been as good
Speaker 1: as a Costco hot dog. Yeah, shout out to Costco
Speaker 1: hot Dogs. You're really holding it down for I'd say
Speaker 1: like thirty years or however long cost Club has been
Speaker 1: open uninterrupted. Yeah, yeah, didn't there ceo threatened to resign
Speaker 1: if they like raise the price on the hot dogs
Speaker 1: or something. Oh my god. You never hear about that
Speaker 1: sort of integrity these days. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 1: made up, like by a CEO, like PR firm of
Speaker 1: some sort. But I heard something. This is this is
Speaker 1: a CEO story that's sad, and I don't remember the
Speaker 1: whole thing, so I don't know why I started the sentence,
Speaker 1: But there was something really sad that happened with the
Speaker 1: CEO of Texas Roadhouse. Someone should look into that. That's
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, that sounds like it's like a clue
Speaker 1: that like a killer would give to the police, Like
Speaker 1: Mr Policeman, I gave you all the clues, Goose little Ceo,
Speaker 1: Texas roadhouse. Something sad happened. I don't remember anyways, neither
Speaker 1: here nor there. All right, we're gonna get to know
Speaker 1: you a little bit better in a moment, Blair. But
Speaker 1: first we're gonna tell the listeners just a few of
Speaker 1: the things we're talking about. I want to check in
Speaker 1: with this metaverse story, the switch that Facebook's trying to pull,
Speaker 1: the switch ru they're trying, they're trying to treat that
Speaker 1: as like a real thing that like, well, Facebook told
Speaker 1: us to do it, So this is our future now.
Speaker 1: So I just want to kind of get you guys
Speaker 1: thoughts on that and look at a couple of stories
Speaker 1: involving meta we're gonna talk about, just checking in with
Speaker 1: in case you were worried that you are on the
Speaker 1: wrong side of the cancel culture thing. Vladimir Putin has
Speaker 1: weighed in and he's yeah, thank you. We're going to
Speaker 1: talk about the former Trump advisor who you know, confirmed
Speaker 1: that Trump let over a hundred thousand people die of
Speaker 1: COVID for no good reason. We're gonna talk about what
Speaker 1: we should do with the defund the police movement. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about there's a sitcom premise that has hit
Speaker 1: the news where you can buy this like extraordinarily under
Speaker 1: priced three bedroom home, but you have to like live
Speaker 1: in a nudist resort as a nudist. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's a wild monkey. Yeah, so I want to talk
Speaker 1: about that. Talk about our writer Jam mcnapp has predicted
Speaker 1: now that Santa Claus will be the next pawn in
Speaker 1: the vaccine wars. So we're gonna look at that. Did
Speaker 1: you get an early look at this year's Santa University script?
Speaker 1: Because uh yeah. And we're gonna talk about eternals, which
Speaker 1: is keeping alive one of the best trends in blockbusters
Speaker 1: where they just you know, use huge global tragedies as
Speaker 1: a plot point. All of that plenty more. But first, Blair,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history? Oh, if I can be honest,
Speaker 1: the first one girl waving on a tractor unpacked that
Speaker 1: unpacked that. I'm so glad you are being honest. I
Speaker 1: would never lie to my Zygeist family. That was the
Speaker 1: first search on my girl history girl waving on a tractor.
Speaker 1: I was I was looking for a meme I was
Speaker 1: interested in making, but I couldn't fight find the right image.
Speaker 1: So m hmm, can you give us the ideological content
Speaker 1: behind the meme? It was gonna be something about Ariana
Speaker 1: ground day waving to Kim Kardashian, but it never happened.
Speaker 1: It never came to fruition. I couldn't connect the dots.
Speaker 1: I like where it's going, though, I see we're going
Speaker 1: to We're early in the writer's room right now, but
Speaker 1: got out of town, so it's kind of hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see where you're going to because I'm like smart
Speaker 1: and you are about right? What what does it mean? Where?
Speaker 1: Where are you going with it? For the listener? But
Speaker 1: just were yeah? Other people? Okay, if I must break
Speaker 1: it down, as all good jokes are known to be, um,
Speaker 1: you need to explain them. But are you on a
Speaker 1: grandda famous high profile X of Pete Davidson now dating
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. Yeah, she's out there being a mystery brunette. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or is Pete davids No, I guess Pete Davidson is yeah,
Speaker 1: all right and has had a great run. It's like,
Speaker 1: how can you keep going? It's incredible? Really? Yeah? Where
Speaker 1: does he kind of top out the girl? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you keep thinking he's gonna top out and then he
Speaker 1: just another beautiful woman comes around. M I think my
Speaker 1: in has refused to accept that Ariana Grande and Pete
Speaker 1: Davidson broke up because I that is a very obvious
Speaker 1: connection that I should have been able to make. And
Speaker 1: I was like, huh, that's okay, Jack, She's married to
Speaker 1: a real estate agent. Now, yes, thank you. That is
Speaker 1: That is like famous famous person end game where they
Speaker 1: date like three interesting people that are unstable and then
Speaker 1: they marry a real estation. Okay, well a real estate
Speaker 1: agent must be really close in my future then yeah,
Speaker 1: any day. What is something you think is overrated? Okay, look,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it, Oxy Cotton, I think it's bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm watching I know, well, it's just my opinion.
Speaker 1: It's just my opinion. I think it's bad. I've been,
Speaker 1: you know, a little under the weather, so I was
Speaker 1: watching this show. Joke sick. It's so fucking crazy. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's so sad. I we cannot atop I
Speaker 1: think it's overrated crowd. I'm saying that I watched the
Speaker 1: first two episodes because I have a huge crush on
Speaker 1: Will Poulter, and then I was like, wow, I'm learning,
Speaker 1: and then I turned it off. Yeah, it's so brutal,
Speaker 1: I almost I don't want to finish it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: is it all out now? It's not all the way over,
Speaker 1: but there's like six episodes or seven episodes or something.
Speaker 1: Maybe actually Cotton Le'll make a comeback at the end
Speaker 1: kind of a characters. Yeah, I think you've probably spoken
Speaker 1: too soon because you haven't finished it went through. You
Speaker 1: don't know what she went through where that's true, And look,
Speaker 1: I have spoken too soon before, so you could very
Speaker 1: well be right. Yeah, you got that Colisi tattoo on
Speaker 1: your back, right ofgans A season whatever. What is something
Speaker 1: you think is underrated? Professor Snape? This man, you know,
Speaker 1: he seemed like the worst person in history, bullying children
Speaker 1: as a teacher, which is actually one of the worst
Speaker 1: crimes in humanity, and then we find out in the
Speaker 1: end that he was only at Hogwarts to protect his
Speaker 1: dead lover's child that she had with his mortal enemy
Speaker 1: Slash Bully. It's honestly really a Greek tragedy for Snape,
Speaker 1: no doubt, like on and and I think that all
Speaker 1: gets lost on it, like this troubled, evil seeming man
Speaker 1: and then we find out the truth that he was
Speaker 1: only there to protect Harry the entire time. Damn. Oh.
Speaker 1: And then also really quickly also underrated Katherine Schwartzmaker's loud
Speaker 1: chewing underrated and the only fans that I had for
Speaker 1: my feet for eighteen hours under rage it. Wow. Were
Speaker 1: you like it was so successful that you were just like,
Speaker 1: I feel bad for all these people giving me their
Speaker 1: money and yeah, yeah, Bella Thorn't actually launched a campaign
Speaker 1: against me, but no, I had it for eighteen hours
Speaker 1: and it turned into the It started with the tweet
Speaker 1: and then that like weirdly went viral and then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, and then I saw these replies from
Speaker 1: all these weird o men and I was like, what,
Speaker 1: there's actually like a viable market for this. And I
Speaker 1: was just like, I'll just have an ankles down, no hole,
Speaker 1: ankles down, no hole, only fans and then um, it
Speaker 1: was really going well successful and then my my reps
Speaker 1: made me take it down. They wow, and that was
Speaker 1: such a huge profile boost. They're like, we're not getting
Speaker 1: a piece of this. Honestly, it's nice to know that
Speaker 1: your reps care about you. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know if anyone would make me take it down. I
Speaker 1: think they'd be like. I think they were worried that
Speaker 1: I was just going to make a full foray into
Speaker 1: like performance are and become such a successful entrepreneur that
Speaker 1: I was going to give up my entire career. There
Speaker 1: you go there and then and then yeah, then you
Speaker 1: don't need them if your feet are paying the bills,
Speaker 1: which they could. I wish, you know, paying the bills.
Speaker 1: I was getting so into it. I was gonna like
Speaker 1: step on electronics and ship and pies and it was
Speaker 1: really becoming fun for me. But all my dreams were
Speaker 1: crashed against the rocks. Now. Stepping on pies, I get
Speaker 1: that's super hot, But stepping on electronics? What kind of electronics?
Speaker 1: Are people into? Watching people step on? I didn't know
Speaker 1: about any of this. I was really I didn't know
Speaker 1: anything about this entire foot underworld that exists. But I
Speaker 1: just heard that was the thing, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I can do that. I'll do that. Ship step on
Speaker 1: some fucking rotary phones or something so's dangerous for you,
Speaker 1: your feet more than anything. Oh yeah, you would have
Speaker 1: to meet it with some strength and resolve. But I
Speaker 1: think I could do it for the cash, right yeah,
Speaker 1: and the art and the art I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: and also for love of the game, of course. Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I didn't checked. I'm just checking wiki feet right now
Speaker 1: because I haven't checked in a really long time. And
Speaker 1: these pools really keep the page updated, the pure from
Speaker 1: two weeks ago. So no, actually sorry, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a picture of me from from Monday morning. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I mean, who who runs Wiki feet? When I go
Speaker 1: on there, I'm like, I'm like, these pools caught my
Speaker 1: feet from a Instagram story, not even the Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a screenshot of my story in Philadelphia Monday morning. I
Speaker 1: didn't even realize my feet made the shots. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: After me, I'm feeling good. I feel like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: both we both have viab feet. What are we doing
Speaker 1: right now? Jack? We have to go. Sorry, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm wasting you guys. Oh man, I've never been
Speaker 1: to the front page of Wicky Feet. Gives off it
Speaker 1: gives off like religious vibe because the font is like
Speaker 1: Christian website font and then it has footsteps next to
Speaker 1: it which always run and then like so just a
Speaker 1: real change of pace from the header down to the
Speaker 1: content of the site. But man, could you imagine like
Speaker 1: winning Feet of the Day or Feet of the week
Speaker 1: like that? That must be huge. How do you campaign
Speaker 1: for something like that? I'm just hey, anyone, anyone listening,
Speaker 1: if you if you know, you know any questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta have an inn at wiki feet. You gotta
Speaker 1: have a cousin that works a Wicky feet right, shout
Speaker 1: out to Sarah Dusk Johnny who is I mean? But
Speaker 1: also so not because there it is. It is weird
Speaker 1: that this website exists and you can't get your page
Speaker 1: taken down even if you want to. So it's complicated,
Speaker 1: complicated the header on Wicky Feed. Also, it is like,
Speaker 1: I have an idea regarding the EU Copyright Act. There's
Speaker 1: no reason why visitors from the EU should suffer because
Speaker 1: of poor government choices. I think those poor government choices
Speaker 1: are like them like not wanting a creepy website to
Speaker 1: be able to like steal people's photos without their permission. Anyways,
Speaker 1: signed Eli. I won't go into his idea because it's
Speaker 1: so brilliant. You have to see and Blair just real
Speaker 1: quick the snape realization, what are are you reading, Harry Potter?
Speaker 1: You just rereading it or it's just a deep, deeply
Speaker 1: held the leaf you've always had. Well, I haven't rewatching
Speaker 1: some of the movies during my illness, and it was
Speaker 1: just something I was thinking about because you know, I
Speaker 1: really how a lot of animosity towards Snap in my
Speaker 1: heart the whole time. I thought he was so cruel
Speaker 1: to Harry, and it just shows, you know, we really
Speaker 1: don't understand others experience most of the time, you know,
Speaker 1: be kind because everyone you meet fighting in a secret
Speaker 1: battle type of thing vibes. It's almost like J. K.
Speaker 1: Rowling pulled a reverse Snap on us, all I know.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so sad, Like every time I think
Speaker 1: about her, I just get so sad. I'm like, why
Speaker 1: can't I just fully love some one? To love anyone?
Speaker 1: Is so complicated that humans are so foul, even the
Speaker 1: brilliant ones I got. I have a tangential thought to that.
Speaker 1: Do you remember how Lemony Snicket used to recommend will
Speaker 1: lead it to kids? Yeah? I do remember that. He
Speaker 1: his new book just came out, and I got a
Speaker 1: someone sent me a screenshot of he like dialed back
Speaker 1: that he like sort of acknowledged it in his new
Speaker 1: book and was like, that was a bad idea. He's like,
Speaker 1: Lolita is a book some people think is particularly dangerous
Speaker 1: to young people, so I will not recommend it here,
Speaker 1: but just mentioned it is one of the most fantastic
Speaker 1: novels in the world and leave it at that. He's growing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: almost like somebody made one of the best podcasts of
Speaker 1: the year about Lolita and talked about how he recommended
Speaker 1: that book to children at the very beginning. Yeah, anyways,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and then we're going to
Speaker 1: come back and talk about the metaverse. And we're back.
Speaker 1: And so there's been like some think pieces about what
Speaker 1: the metaverse means to our humanity, which led me to
Speaker 1: look at the stock price of Facebook because I had
Speaker 1: assumed that this was like like at one of Seinfeld's
Speaker 1: comedy specials from the past three years, where it's like
Speaker 1: someone who has so much success that they become like
Speaker 1: completely isolated from reality, and then when they try to
Speaker 1: like replicate their first success, it's just like a baffling
Speaker 1: and embarrassing, like with but it seems like people are
Speaker 1: responding to the metaverse as though it's like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: this is He's nailed it again, Zuckerberg, You've done it again,
Speaker 1: you brilliant son of a bitch. And I don't, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It feels like the exact opposite of what
Speaker 1: we need. Like people are lonely and ground down from
Speaker 1: being like dehumanized and treated like cogs, and the way
Speaker 1: that he is planning to address this is by turning
Speaker 1: us into like literal dehumanized work drones. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: This whole thing is like it just hurts my head
Speaker 1: to even think about because it's just like, so, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like Mark Zuckerberg really keeps trying
Speaker 1: to make VR happen, and I don't know how many
Speaker 1: people actually, like, really want that. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: a very small area of the population that wants to
Speaker 1: like live in Mark Zuckerberg's creepy office with all his
Speaker 1: alien friends. Like I don't know, who does do you
Speaker 1: guys want that? No? No, I don't want to live
Speaker 1: in I mean I want to meet aliens. So that's hard,
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think it is. But I also feel
Speaker 1: like the aliens that I want to meet aren't ones
Speaker 1: who would hang out with Mark Zuckerberg. So I think
Speaker 1: maybe I'm good with just not hanging out with Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 1: Do you think there's like different species of aliens, like
Speaker 1: not just one species? Oh yeah really? Oh yeah? Wow? No,
Speaker 1: I I actually I don't know. I think they're out there.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if they're on our planet
Speaker 1: out there, but yeah, yeah, Anyways, there's a CNN think
Speaker 1: piece that's like criticizing how like our behaviors will further
Speaker 1: become like standardized and mechanical and instead of like making
Speaker 1: few human facial expressions, our avatars will just like basically
Speaker 1: express our emotions with emojis. And it's just like that
Speaker 1: is the design of this, and also we can collaborate
Speaker 1: on a digital document. I don't know. It seems if
Speaker 1: I were to protect who would use this, I would
Speaker 1: guess like the people who use Facebook now, which is
Speaker 1: pair's like I could see parents getting really into like,
Speaker 1: oh I can communicate with emojis. Oh I can sit
Speaker 1: next to my like sexy cartoon friend. But I don't
Speaker 1: think yeah it see, I can't see it like expanding
Speaker 1: past the audience. They already like Farmville moms, we'll go
Speaker 1: for this, and I mean that respectful Farmvil moms. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. Did you ever play farm Ville? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of friends that got into it.
Speaker 1: I quit Facebook like a while ago. Damn, how do
Speaker 1: you interact with people? Where do you get your amazing news?
Speaker 1: How do you get radicalized? Where do you get all
Speaker 1: your bad ideas? Just saw the other various platforms, but
Speaker 1: I do miss, you know, the hard hitting info on Facebook.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of did you guys see the movie
Speaker 1: Disclosure or like do you remember? It was probably before
Speaker 1: you were born, Jamie. Like, it was this Michael Creighton
Speaker 1: book and I was a real crighton head so I
Speaker 1: read it and then it became this like big movie
Speaker 1: with Michael Douglas and Deny Moore. Like the main the
Speaker 1: central like idea was like what if a woman sexually
Speaker 1: harassed a man at work? There was there was a
Speaker 1: what's his name? Who's the Oh my god? I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, Eat, Pray, Love for Boys, but it's Glen Garry,
Speaker 1: Glenn Ross that that guy also wrote play with that
Speaker 1: premise of like could a woman do this. I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: amazing thought experiment. But the other thing that Disclosure had
Speaker 1: was a prediction about like it took place in Seattle,
Speaker 1: so it was like, you know, the cutting edge of technology,
Speaker 1: and it had this scene where he had to like
Speaker 1: steal a document. I guess where she was, Like I
Speaker 1: just sexually harassed this dude and save. But like everything
Speaker 1: was virtual reality at their company, but like the thing
Speaker 1: that they were doing was just saving documents like on
Speaker 1: a desktop, but like he had to like put on
Speaker 1: a virtual reality headset and like walk down the hallway
Speaker 1: and then like take a file, like a physical file
Speaker 1: out of like a file library, and like that's what
Speaker 1: they thought virtual reality would be, which always seemed very
Speaker 1: stupid and like the dumbest interpretation of what virtual reality
Speaker 1: would be until this and like Mike Mark Zuckerberg being like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can work together in like with cartoon avatars in
Speaker 1: physical space and like do all the ship we've been
Speaker 1: doing on Google Docs and Zoom and you know easily
Speaker 1: and without having to like sit in a room with people,
Speaker 1: a fake room with people, like for years, and like
Speaker 1: people are taking it seriously. M I like I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't understand a world where VR is like being
Speaker 1: pitched as boring, Like why would you want to be
Speaker 1: able to do boring things differently? Like I shouldn't. It's
Speaker 1: just Mark Zuckerberg should find a way to get the
Speaker 1: boring things done for you. I would be into that,
Speaker 1: Like make something efficient, don't just be like you could
Speaker 1: be a cartoon while you have your fucking, scumsucking job
Speaker 1: that you don't like. It's like, well that's yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the lateral move for me, and I guess we should
Speaker 1: acknowledge that we are recording this in the metaverse, and
Speaker 1: you know, are pretty fun. And when Jamie just said yeah,
Speaker 1: she gave me a thumbs up emoji, so I can
Speaker 1: tell that she really meant it. I find any evolution
Speaker 1: of Facebook to be terrifying. Any any sort of spin
Speaker 1: or new horizon of Facebook. You know, it's all very
Speaker 1: concerned ing and cuckoo creep me. Yeah. Also, the company
Speaker 1: A company like bought the rights to Meta. I think
Speaker 1: they trademarked Meta, like back when he first was like
Speaker 1: Facebook as a Meta company, and they are like, we
Speaker 1: will sell it to you for twenty million dollars. So
Speaker 1: unreal business decision. Do you think that that is. Do
Speaker 1: you think that that's gonna actually they'll get their money?
Speaker 1: I hope So, I mean like that seems like that
Speaker 1: seems like they're shooting low, like based on how much
Speaker 1: money Facebook has. But yeah, especially since they're they already
Speaker 1: announced it. Yeah, I I hope that. I hope that
Speaker 1: they get the money, especially because like, yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like twenty million is almost smart to ask for, because
Speaker 1: how could Mark Zuckerberg not give them, you know, like
Speaker 1: they know that's a sure thing he's got. If they
Speaker 1: asked for like a billion, he could tell them to
Speaker 1: funk twenty million, you know, he pees that out in
Speaker 1: the morning. I also didn't like how he he like
Speaker 1: brought his wife into that commercial too, and like his
Speaker 1: scary looking dog. I was like, I just don't want
Speaker 1: to know anything about this man. Yeah, it's very very strange.
Speaker 1: But like the the faux enthusiasm that I feel like
Speaker 1: he kind of believes is like really the most off
Speaker 1: putting thing about it. He's like, oh, well, let's go
Speaker 1: over here, and oh sick, there's somebody who's performing in
Speaker 1: like five seconds. It's going to disappear in twenty seconds.
Speaker 1: But it's okay because we can reach out to them
Speaker 1: and ask them to leave it up for sixty more seconds.
Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Am I awake? Like? That was
Speaker 1: that whole Can you go to sleep in the metaverse?
Speaker 1: Can he walk in and I'm taking a nap at
Speaker 1: his desk? Yeah? Yeah you can. If you die in
Speaker 1: the metaverse, you die in reality. That's what that was
Speaker 1: Also a thing that we learned. Can you do sex
Speaker 1: stuff in the metaverse? Is that allowed? You know, go
Speaker 1: go redisclosure? If you if you really have that question? No, no, okay,
Speaker 1: I take it back, all right. Just a quick update
Speaker 1: if you're keeping score at home. Vladimir Putin has entered
Speaker 1: the fray on cancel culture, joining you know, the Ellen's
Speaker 1: and the Dave Chappelle's and like every white guy over
Speaker 1: the age of fifty on the side of cancel culture.
Speaker 1: Is really something huh, Who am I canceled? Now? That
Speaker 1: type of energy. This is just so surprising. I cannot
Speaker 1: believe that Vladimir Putin would come out against cancel culture.
Speaker 1: I mean, the airways must have been stopped. We all
Speaker 1: remember this day in history. Just the shock of it all,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe maybe I guess think he might be
Speaker 1: trying to get ahead of something. Do you think something
Speaker 1: on the way that might cancel him. I can't think
Speaker 1: of anything, but yeah, definitely not that's a good idea, Jamie, though.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe Putin has done something bad. Maybe he
Speaker 1: has done something pretty nasty that he wants a you know. Second,
Speaker 1: do we believe in restorative justice as it pertains to
Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin? You know, only time will it tell. I
Speaker 1: can't believe that. That is kind of funny of like,
Speaker 1: where the how far that discourse has gone to the
Speaker 1: point where he was like I need to weigh in.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's so stunning to me that he even
Speaker 1: knows this conversation is happening, much less feels than need
Speaker 1: to participate in it. Like just god hated by the
Speaker 1: way against cancel culture. It really makes you, It really
Speaker 1: makes you think, Yeah, how useful is this conversation if
Speaker 1: dictators are waging with confidence. I've never been on the
Speaker 1: side of Vladimir Putin, like on the side of an
Speaker 1: argument when Vladimir Putin like agrees with me, But I
Speaker 1: feel like that has to like suck a little bit.
Speaker 1: But maybe not. I don't know, yeah, yeah, that has
Speaker 1: to be a wake up call. Probably not almost definitely not.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. It wasn't a wake up call when JFK Jr.
Speaker 1: Didn't didn't show up at Daily Plaza. They're just like,
Speaker 1: that's what he wanted you to. I know, we're kidding
Speaker 1: and having fun, but that is the craziest thing I
Speaker 1: ever heard, like in a while, where I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a terrifying I know that every time in
Speaker 1: history has been a terrifying time to be alive, but
Speaker 1: I was like just thinking about that. Really, all those
Speaker 1: people going there thinking that's a possibility is terrifying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then getting mad at like the media for like
Speaker 1: being there and covering them was just that was that
Speaker 1: was a fun moment. And they're like, oh, look at
Speaker 1: the lame stream media just like you guys. Feelings hurt
Speaker 1: because JFK Jr. Didn't come back from the dead. Sorry sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: Like this is CNN's faulty. They weren't here, jif k Jr.
Speaker 1: Would have been walking down the street. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: And former Trump advisor Debra Berkes has come out like
Speaker 1: this is sort of something we suspected slash new but
Speaker 1: it did fly under the radar when it happened, And
Speaker 1: it feels like sort of the what what maybe should
Speaker 1: be the main takeaway from the Trump presidency, which is
Speaker 1: that he got I think she's estimating a hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty thousand people killed with his just ineptitude. Like she
Speaker 1: was the kind of key coronavirus advisor that he like
Speaker 1: still had on his team and was like allegedly listening
Speaker 1: to throughout the pandemic and you know after he turned
Speaker 1: on Fauci and she was like, yeah, no, he like
Speaker 1: it was really bad. He could have prevented up to
Speaker 1: us coronavirus deaths with a better pandemic response or just
Speaker 1: a sooner and anything. It's yeah, stories like this, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that they're getting out there, and but it
Speaker 1: does like it just sort of keeps bringing back the
Speaker 1: same lesson. I feel like that we've talked about with
Speaker 1: this that administration a million times, which is like there's
Speaker 1: no what is the punishment for that other than like
Speaker 1: it's like the worst thing that's ever going to happen
Speaker 1: to him is that will be like part of his legacy.
Speaker 1: But there's no like, there's no punishment for being so
Speaker 1: bad at your job that a hundred thirty thousand people died. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean hopefully it's part of the story when he
Speaker 1: runs again in but yeah, that's true. I remember when
Speaker 1: they just straight up like it had that like huge
Speaker 1: event in the Rose Garden with no mass and then
Speaker 1: like the whole party like tested positive. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be the thought leader here, like real
Speaker 1: the entire country, and you're just having like illegal like
Speaker 1: wedding size like rangers at your fucking house just infecting
Speaker 1: everyone is just crazy. You're officials, Yeah, you're all public officials.
Speaker 1: You're like the disconnect here. I mean, there is no
Speaker 1: one's at the wheel, you know. Yeah, it was, yeah,
Speaker 1: because so the thing that like everybody was saying from
Speaker 1: day one other than you know him, was that all
Speaker 1: the president needs to do is like take a backseat
Speaker 1: to the scientists and the doctors, but like give them authority,
Speaker 1: be steadfast, and like stay on message. That's it, just
Speaker 1: like keep saying the same thing over and over again,
Speaker 1: like that's how you lead during a pandemic, Like there
Speaker 1: is a playbook for this, and so obviously he didn't
Speaker 1: do that. But then like he he like did so
Speaker 1: much else. That was just like you couldn't have imagined
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the pandemic, like would that he
Speaker 1: would even come up with like yeah, like that Rose
Speaker 1: Garden thing which was to confirm was that Brett is
Speaker 1: that when he confirmed Brett, No, that was Amy Amy,
Speaker 1: that was Amy, that was yeah, that was Mrs girl Boss.
Speaker 1: There was so it was where it was worth it.
Speaker 1: That was for That was for feminism. I saw the wildest.
Speaker 1: Not to keep going back to where I've been recently,
Speaker 1: but I went to this place for brunch in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: I won't call it out because it's but it's so
Speaker 1: it was so bizarre. They had all these signs around,
Speaker 1: like the owner had some really strong opinions that I
Speaker 1: agreed with, but I didn't understand why they were hanging
Speaker 1: them in the restaurant, But it was like that they
Speaker 1: were clearly very like pro choice, which is great, but
Speaker 1: they there was like a very scary painting that someone
Speaker 1: had made that just had a clothes hanger and then
Speaker 1: a circle around it with an X through it and
Speaker 1: it said never again. M hmm, does that is yeah?
Speaker 1: And and then you had to eat an egg like
Speaker 1: they eat an egg sitting next to the never again
Speaker 1: coat hangar abortion sign, And I guess I agree, But
Speaker 1: why why am I eating a waffle? Yeah? I get
Speaker 1: buy one, get one free. But you see that ship
Speaker 1: all the time now. I like, especially when I go
Speaker 1: to Orange County and make these cars and you know
Speaker 1: those ones where they have twelve to seventeen bumper stickers
Speaker 1: and they're all like, we're to get out of the matrix.
Speaker 1: Only some are free to free thinkers. You're all being
Speaker 1: caught like, and you're just like, oh god, oh god.
Speaker 1: It's I was in to Panga Kanyon like last weekend,
Speaker 1: and there was somebody who was like holding up signs
Speaker 1: that I like, we're from the year two thousand three.
Speaker 1: They were like bush lied and like we entered Iraq.
Speaker 1: Like just it was so strange and outdated. I feel
Speaker 1: like people were still like honking as they went time,
Speaker 1: just like yeah, okay, it's like someone just um like
Speaker 1: thought out cryogenically frozen and they're like, yeah, well I
Speaker 1: just look up, but I'm still mad. Right. Our brains
Speaker 1: are so broken. It's sometimes it really boggles my my mind,
Speaker 1: like how how different our brains are than they were
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago and how like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I keep thinking about, you know, the video that Adam
Speaker 1: Sandler has to show Drew Barrymore at the beginning, at
Speaker 1: the beginning of every day in fifty first dates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to make that for the last like two
Speaker 1: years and just see if someone wants to continue to
Speaker 1: live after watching it. Honestly, Jammie, I look forward to that. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an intimate gesture of love that I can do
Speaker 1: as the Adam Sandler of this equation. Hopefully you can
Speaker 1: get going on production soon. We should actually cut this
Speaker 1: out and have you pitched that too, Funnier Die, because
Speaker 1: there could be big money in your future. If a
Speaker 1: big money. We're talking that big money from Funnier Die,
Speaker 1: dozens of dollars. Guys. Let's pivot to videos, see what happens.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's take a quick break and we'll come back,
Speaker 1: and we're back, and all right, let's let's dive into
Speaker 1: the sitcom premise. That is an actual news story. So
Speaker 1: somebody is listing a three bedroom home about an hour's
Speaker 1: drive from Toronto. Toronto, I'm told, is how you're supposed
Speaker 1: to pronounce it, Toronto. Yeah, forty thousand dollars, which is
Speaker 1: a very good price, and tens of thousands of people
Speaker 1: are inquiring, and it is apparently in a newdist resort,
Speaker 1: and that's like in the description, but people are still inquiring,
Speaker 1: even though I'm pretty sure there aren't that many nudists
Speaker 1: like just in existence to like be enquiring that much.
Speaker 1: So the question becomes would you green light this sitcom
Speaker 1: about a non nudist couple living at a newdist resort
Speaker 1: for the for the good home price or another a
Speaker 1: secondary question, would you would you do it? I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I wouldn't know. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: that ship against my will. Yeah, I'll take a smaller Yeah,
Speaker 1: i'll see I'll take a smaller house somewhere when people
Speaker 1: have the clothes on. Yeah, I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see that. But that's just me. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: I think if I was it depends. It would depend
Speaker 1: on where I was at in my housing search. But
Speaker 1: I think if I if I was really striking out,
Speaker 1: if I was like being rejected for loans, if I
Speaker 1: couldn't find a place, and I would I would do it.
Speaker 1: If I could get to a certain point, I would
Speaker 1: do it, But only if I could live alone. For
Speaker 1: some reason, there's I have so many questions about nudist colonies, like,
Speaker 1: I mean, what are what are the children wearing? Are
Speaker 1: they naked too? And then you know, there's a lot,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things I need to know. I
Speaker 1: get the feeling no children allowed. I'm hoping that. But
Speaker 1: then can you ban children from I guess you can
Speaker 1: ban children from a colony. I don't know how the
Speaker 1: rules of colonies work. So you can only be a
Speaker 1: childless naked adult there? Yeah, I hope. So here's the
Speaker 1: little thing, Jenny, Yeah, you can't have naked I never
Speaker 1: actually never thought about how kids you can't send kids
Speaker 1: to like nudist school. Do you think they have night
Speaker 1: school for the adults and that's naked? How big? How
Speaker 1: big does this go? I don't know all the way
Speaker 1: to the top. I have some insperience about the ecosystem there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like they're no Actually, now that
Speaker 1: you mentioned that no kids allowed, you know I could
Speaker 1: just you do notoriously hate your own children. So there's
Speaker 1: something to think about. If you get cold and you
Speaker 1: want to put on a jacket, I'm cold all the time,
Speaker 1: like you know, I need to put on my Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: it's in the tropical climbs of Toronto. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: like that, it's not one of the coldest places, I think,
Speaker 1: so I think it's up there. Yeah, So I don't know,
Speaker 1: this is it's just wild. I think it's a testament to,
Speaker 1: you know, late stage capitalism and how things are bad.
Speaker 1: That thousand people have inquired for the property since it
Speaker 1: was listed on September one. Leave it to me to
Speaker 1: ask the scientific questions. Yeah, there you go. Alright, let's
Speaker 1: talk Santa Clause. Because it is that time of the
Speaker 1: year where people start complaining about how earlite people are
Speaker 1: talking about Christmas. So vaccines for kids are starting to
Speaker 1: roll out. There was a big announcement last week that
Speaker 1: they were starting to do the planning and that kids
Speaker 1: could start signing up, which by the time you hear this,
Speaker 1: the internet will probably be flooded with like anti vax propaganda.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of parents who are not generally
Speaker 1: anti vax, who are like, never my child who has
Speaker 1: already had to get vaccinated. So I don't know why
Speaker 1: I'm drawing the line here, but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It seems like this is gonna be a real ship show.
Speaker 1: But readry jam is predicting that Santa is going to
Speaker 1: be a big part of the story because that guy,
Speaker 1: you never know where he's gonna be. Santa's coming out
Speaker 1: on both sides. Wow, this guy's a real groundholl coming
Speaker 1: out with this prediction November. I mean, was he have
Speaker 1: a crystal ball? This is incredible. So Santa was the
Speaker 1: focus of one of the earliest vaccine related controversies last year.
Speaker 1: But this, speaking of that Adam Sandler video that you
Speaker 1: want to make, Jamie, this was at a time when
Speaker 1: the right was rapidly pro vaccine, but it was before
Speaker 1: anybody had invented one, so like they're therefore it therefore
Speaker 1: vaccines as long as they're like unsafe and untested. But
Speaker 1: it was it was because the Trump administration was pushing
Speaker 1: to have a vaccine ready before the election. Science be
Speaker 1: be damned, and his plan involved vaccinating Mall Santa's before
Speaker 1: everyone else and in turn having them promote the vaccine
Speaker 1: to kids that said on their laps, so you know,
Speaker 1: via whispering like yeah, don't tell your mom, kid, but
Speaker 1: I could I could hook you up with a vax
Speaker 1: I c Zoey Deschanelle elf has yeah, has a bunch
Speaker 1: of needles with her, Like, yeah, flawed plan. He's pointing
Speaker 1: out that like Fauci claimed in November that Santa was
Speaker 1: immune to COVID, but then also claimed that he personally
Speaker 1: traveled to the North Pole and vaccinated Santa. So I
Speaker 1: just feel like we need to give Faucci like a
Speaker 1: year off, Like he feels like someone who's been awake
Speaker 1: for forty eight hours in a row and it's just
Speaker 1: like punchy and it's just you know, throwing stuff out
Speaker 1: there at Yeah, I think I think of him as
Speaker 1: like always shaking a little bit, right, Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: So Santa has been to hospitals to promote the vaccine
Speaker 1: in Finland, along with Finnish heavy metal Eurovision champ Lordy,
Speaker 1: who I was not aware of before the story. But
Speaker 1: it looks like Home Improvements Richard Carne is like halfway
Speaker 1: turning into a zombie and also like mixed with Gene Simmons.
Speaker 1: But then there's there's also the issue of whether Mall
Speaker 1: Santa Claus will be vaccinated or not this year, which
Speaker 1: the answer seems to be yes. Of course, they fucking
Speaker 1: have to be vaccinated because most children are could be unvaccinated.
Speaker 1: But there's already one one Santa who in October it
Speaker 1: was like they fire me for not being vaccinated. His
Speaker 1: his excuse, Santa Ron, which is what he goes by,
Speaker 1: told news for Jack's Yes, Jacksonville, Florida, against all odds,
Speaker 1: that he doesn't want the COVID vaccine because he has
Speaker 1: had bad reaction to shots in the past, just shots
Speaker 1: across the board have like caused acute auchies whenever applied
Speaker 1: to him. But yeah, I don't know, it's it feels
Speaker 1: like this is definitely going to happen. And yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: as a lover of Santa media, I do feel that
Speaker 1: there is a responsibility of Santa culture to kind of
Speaker 1: lead the conversation here. And you know, it's something I
Speaker 1: take very seriously. And I have to imagine the whole
Speaker 1: Santa community does unpacked Santa's that is like that of
Speaker 1: course that shouldn't be allowed, and of course it's like
Speaker 1: going to happen. It kind of reminds me of the
Speaker 1: Mall Santa from Nathan for you, where he had like
Speaker 1: every mall Santa has a dark secret, you know, like
Speaker 1: some sometimes it's going to be that they're unvaccinated. I personally,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Jack, do you do you bring your
Speaker 1: kids to to see Santa at the Mall? Are you
Speaker 1: going to scare every day? Wow? That's awesome. No, I
Speaker 1: think we'll skip it this year. We skipped it. Last year.
Speaker 1: We managed to skip it. Last year was Yeah, Santa
Speaker 1: Santa's at the Mall really have had a jenking career,
Speaker 1: is probably, and except in the Red Stay. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: does suck for the people who's like, that's their entire identity.
Speaker 1: I feel for y'all, but like, problem if you're not
Speaker 1: willing to get vaccinated in order to keep that identity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's talk. Let's have you guys seen an Eternals? No?
Speaker 1: Have you no Mutternals? Is that some nerd ship? Yes?
Speaker 1: Hard ship that's coming out came out last weekend? Yeah,
Speaker 1: dog good nerds. So this is the latest Marvel movie
Speaker 1: to you know, be groundbreaking and that Brian Terree Henry
Speaker 1: is playing the first openly gay superhero in a Marvel movie,
Speaker 1: and critics are hailing the inclusive storyline as the bare minimum.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't know the last time Marvel like
Speaker 1: boasted about l g B t Q plus representation turned
Speaker 1: out to be a ten second scene and end game
Speaker 1: in which one of the directors, who isn't game in
Speaker 1: real life, mourns his dead partner in a support group
Speaker 1: because the filmmaker claimed that representation is really important, which
Speaker 1: became like a pr nightmare. So in addition to like
Speaker 1: just being a thing that they're trying to get credit
Speaker 1: for and like without really thinking about it or doing
Speaker 1: anything about it, early reviews are mentioning a scene in
Speaker 1: which Fastos, who is the superherent question, stands quote solemnly
Speaker 1: in the wreckage of Hiroshima and screams, what have I done? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like he's not literally responsible for the use of a
Speaker 1: nuclear weapon, but because fast Dos is essentially the patron
Speaker 1: god of technology, he like feels responsible for for doing it.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, it just feels like this is
Speaker 1: what happens when you're like trying to like tie in
Speaker 1: the fucking holocaust or the use of like a nuclear
Speaker 1: weapon to kill hundreds of thousands of people in a
Speaker 1: like split second, like as a plot point. Yeah, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean nothing against whatever. I always
Speaker 1: get like filet of fished in comments when I'm like
Speaker 1: I just I have I have no interest in uh
Speaker 1: Marvel trying to comment on the real world. I like
Speaker 1: to watch people fly around. I like to watch people kiss,
Speaker 1: like when the school bus is pulled off of the
Speaker 1: edge of the bridge. I'm not looking for commentary. And
Speaker 1: when I hear that there's commentary in a Marvel movie
Speaker 1: usually I don't go right. I mean shout out. Too.
Speaker 1: Good for her for for directing a huge as movie.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, getting a huge paid day for her.
Speaker 1: I saw her in a restaurant recently. It was cool.
Speaker 1: That is cool spending that eternal's money. Yeah, Gretta said.
Speaker 1: Greta said, hide to her after on our way out,
Speaker 1: like in a classy way. But I would have never
Speaker 1: She goes, I love them as we're walking by, you
Speaker 1: signed this move for me. Signed. It wasn't like it
Speaker 1: was like a classy hillo and that she didn't stop.
Speaker 1: It was moving even when you're moving. It's okay because
Speaker 1: you're not expecting them to spend time with you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is that is the way to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think like it's okay to have like tie ins
Speaker 1: too history like in Hocus Focus. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you as are fans of that movie. But Jack, you
Speaker 1: know that was a good movie because it opens with
Speaker 1: the sale Witch Trials, in which the women being murdered
Speaker 1: are actual witches. Uh, and so like the Puritans were
Speaker 1: right and every every puritanical thing in American culture. They
Speaker 1: were chill, but they were right. Yes, thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Inserting magic and in that scenario wasn't
Speaker 1: about puritanitanical values. It was like literally because they were
Speaker 1: eating the children in the town. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's certainly a revisionist look at the sale
Speaker 1: Witch Trials, and that's why artists is so important. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, but you know, Jam also points
Speaker 1: out like Raiders of the Lost Arc does this in
Speaker 1: a way that doesn't really fuck me up. Like I
Speaker 1: think it's like cool when you're melting Nazis, Like that's
Speaker 1: maybe that should be just like the rule if you're
Speaker 1: if you're getting to melt Nazis, I'm good. But otherwise
Speaker 1: historical commentary, I feel like it it's more fun when
Speaker 1: it's not like especially like in this genre and like
Speaker 1: action and superheroes and ship like that, when it's more
Speaker 1: cathartic versus punishing and reminding you about a large loss
Speaker 1: of life, right, Melting the Nazis is great because it's
Speaker 1: just like it's scratching the edge of Like, wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be so cool to melt the Nazi, to melt an
Speaker 1: evil person versus like so many innocent people died? Doesn't
Speaker 1: that make you want to keep watching this movie? That?
Speaker 1: I I feel like just looking at the trailer, I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is three hours long. I'm not going movies are
Speaker 1: too long. We as a society to come together on
Speaker 1: that point. I can't do that is you know, literally
Speaker 1: every movie is a fucking irishman now, Jesus Christ, I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't do that. I can. I barely have enough,
Speaker 1: you know, attention span to read two pages, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see Titane again. That's my That's how I'm
Speaker 1: going to see Eternals. It's just see Titane a second time.
Speaker 1: What is Titane? I don't know if I'm saying it
Speaker 1: right because it's a French word, but it's the movie
Speaker 1: where the lady has sex with a car and gets
Speaker 1: pregnant with a car and gives birth to a car who. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is like I mean it's I'm very inclined to
Speaker 1: like movies like that, but it's incredibly good. It's by
Speaker 1: this friend the director. Yeah, her name is Julia Ducarne.
Speaker 1: She made a really good movie about like teen girl
Speaker 1: cannibalism a couple of years ago too. Like she just
Speaker 1: does the wildest stuff and does it all the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she has sex with a car. Whow my dream? I
Speaker 1: know you didn't even I was like, wow, I didn't
Speaker 1: even realize that that's how you could have sex with it.
Speaker 1: I mean, the way she has sex with the car.
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting yet I was expecting. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: even know how to picture it. Huh. I thought you
Speaker 1: were mispronouncing Titanic. I was like, is that like a
Speaker 1: classy way to pronounce yeah with your pinky up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like except except having sex with the car and
Speaker 1: having a car baby. Yeah, that part seems less fun,
Speaker 1: But I am interested. Yeah, I mean, people who like
Speaker 1: the like so the movies based on the Eternals is
Speaker 1: based on the classic comics series and all those tweets
Speaker 1: about Jack camal nan Gianni, Oh that's the one who's
Speaker 1: in Yeah, yeah, this is the one. This is clearly
Speaker 1: a topic for Via Blair. We know so much and
Speaker 1: I don't know about it either. I don't know the comics.
Speaker 1: I was really excited about the director, and then I
Speaker 1: saw the trailer and it's all like laser ship and like,
Speaker 1: I just don't I've never been into people who shoot
Speaker 1: lasers out of their hands that I find it somewhat boring. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Marvel was like, let's get this woman with so much
Speaker 1: taste and just and then just keep it straight marble. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's what drives me like up a wall
Speaker 1: about it is like it would be really cool to
Speaker 1: give cloth Jau something like that budget to do whatever
Speaker 1: she wanted, or like the same for like Tako, I
Speaker 1: t t of like here's three million dollars what or
Speaker 1: probably more like what will you do instead of like
Speaker 1: the same superhero movie that you feel like, I mean,
Speaker 1: and I haven't seen it, so maybe it is like
Speaker 1: very very different and she has her own fingerprints like
Speaker 1: all over it. But it all kind of feels like
Speaker 1: this movie could be made by anybody. Why why are
Speaker 1: you wasting this talented person's time? But they don't want that.
Speaker 1: They don't want something like now. They want to keep
Speaker 1: Marvel happy the way it is. Yeah, she does cast
Speaker 1: it with mostly people who live in fans in America's signature. Yeah, alright, Well, guys, Blair,
Speaker 1: it's been such a pleasure having you on t DZ
Speaker 1: as always. Where can people find you and follow you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was so good to see you guys. Really,
Speaker 1: it was really the highlight of my week. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, guys, you can find me at Blair SAKI
Speaker 1: B L A I R S O C C I
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Instagram on My shows are on there,
Speaker 1: And I just want to tell you guys, I have
Speaker 1: a show at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles on November eight,
Speaker 1: called Diro and Wilson, the first one in two years.
Speaker 1: It's a big deal coming back, and so I hope
Speaker 1: you guys will come out and you can get tickets
Speaker 1: in my Instagram, Twitter bio or Jersey Typewriter dot com.
Speaker 1: Nice And is there a tweet or some of the
Speaker 1: work of social media you've been enjoying. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: really I really laughed at this. I'm sure people say
Speaker 1: his tweets all the time. Caleb hair On a sweetie,
Speaker 1: dear friend of mine, but he said every time I
Speaker 1: go look at the other tweets of a weird dude
Speaker 1: on here telling me I'm not funny. It's like six
Speaker 1: tweets across seven years that are also variation of if
Speaker 1: the Baltimore Ravens came up one more rushing yard, I'm
Speaker 1: securely going to kill myself the best. He's so funny.
Speaker 1: The people who have the strongest opinions on comedy only
Speaker 1: tweet like very basic takes about sports and movies. I
Speaker 1: don't know. The conference are pretty good. M hmmm, Jamie,
Speaker 1: where can people find you? What is the tweet you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying? Uh? You can find me on Twitter and Instagram.
Speaker 1: Jamie Loft is help on Twitter, Jamie christ SuperStor and Instagram.
Speaker 1: Blair and I. I just learned how dueling shows in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles on Jeeves. But it's going to be happening
Speaker 1: a bunch of times to go to Blair show. But
Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm starting to workshop. It's you know, it's
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's good yet, and your show
Speaker 1: is definitely really good. Uh, but I'm starting to workshop
Speaker 1: a new show called Mrs Joseph Chestnut America USA at
Speaker 1: the allegiance in l A. I have to that Chestnut's wife.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's my dream. I'm gonna be here,
Speaker 1: number one fan. She really loves him so much. But
Speaker 1: it's not working. And so yeah, that's that's at the
Speaker 1: allusion on THEE and then listen to the bech Del
Speaker 1: cast or act cast or whatever whoever you want. It's
Speaker 1: not my business, none of my business. And then, oh
Speaker 1: the I wanted to shout out, did you have guys
Speaker 1: ever talked about how John Hinckley started a Twitter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we haven't talked about that, but I that's something that
Speaker 1: I was aware of and didn't bother looking into. So
Speaker 1: please tell me he tried to kill Ronald So he
Speaker 1: tried to kill Ronald Reagan. So I'm kind of like,
Speaker 1: it's all good by me. So he started a Twitter
Speaker 1: and followed No One and tweeted three times, and then
Speaker 1: I think he's done now, but I'll shout out his
Speaker 1: most popular tweet from November four from John Hinckley. I'm
Speaker 1: putting a band together. I was thinking I could perform solo,
Speaker 1: but it's better if I have a small band behind
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Speaker 1: be cruel. That's the name of the song. Don't forget.
Speaker 1: I have fourteen original songs. I was Spotify and other
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Speaker 1: game he's playing. And I hope that Jodie Foster feels
Speaker 1: okay about his music career. It seems like he's doing okay.
Speaker 1: Seems like because he shot Reagan for Jodie Foster and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just acting like so nonchalant and cool about it.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, he shot Reagan, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: we we They're coming for me. Some tweets I've been
Speaker 1: enjoying d Dolphin emoji and tweeted police takes my mug
Speaker 1: shot me send me that, and Luke at lowbro Low
Speaker 1: Brow tweeted Chris Pratt won't see your mean jokes, but
Speaker 1: one of your friends who was voiced by Chris Pratt will.
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