Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season to episode one
Speaker 1: of Jedis like dice day production of I heart radio.
Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's shared consciousness. And it is Monday September, which
Speaker 1: of course means it is the queen's funeral baby and
Speaker 1: that that reaches all the way over to the United States.
Speaker 1: And normally we would be celebrating national butterscotch pudding day
Speaker 1: and national talk like a pirate day, but those have
Speaker 1: been canceled, so we could be appropriately said that a
Speaker 1: nine year old woman died of old age. Um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien, a K. wouldn't it be
Speaker 1: nice if there weren't royals? Then they wouldn't have to
Speaker 1: lock Arbi, and wouldn't it be nice to cook him
Speaker 1: in oil in USA, said everybody likes you know, Britain
Speaker 1: would be so much nice, sir, without a King or
Speaker 1: queen or even a kaiser. Wouldn't it be nice? Thank you,
Speaker 1: two case Aikin. Especially appreciate the shout out to the
Speaker 1: fact that they closed bike racks for the death of
Speaker 1: the Queen. You weren't allowed to lock your bike. Uh,
Speaker 1: just as tribute. I guess people got their bike stolen
Speaker 1: as tribute. That's such a specific rule. You can't, you can,
Speaker 1: you can ride a bike, but you can't park it safely.
Speaker 1: Can't park it safely. You know, everybody has to be focused. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined by a very special guest
Speaker 1: co host, a very funny comedian you know from good
Speaker 1: mythical morning the star wars show. He's the CO creator
Speaker 1: of news broke, the host of the podcasts the FRODCAST
Speaker 1: and pod yourself a gun. It's Matt Lee, Matt Lee,
Speaker 1: a k a two matts, enter, one Matt Lee. Let's up, guys,
Speaker 1: and also pod yourself a gun is uh. We finished
Speaker 1: all the sopranos episodes. That's a rewatch podcast. Now it's
Speaker 1: pod yourself the wire, and we're talking about yourself the wire,
Speaker 1: the wire now, which is uh, it's just another show
Speaker 1: on HBO. That happened and I think maybe the only
Speaker 1: one that's better than the Sopranos. I think so. I
Speaker 1: think so. I think it's a little bit better. But
Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of mixed opinions on the wire,
Speaker 1: but for the most part I think everyone agrees it's
Speaker 1: a good show, as far as I can tell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we might even talk about a little TV later on,
Speaker 1: because we're thrilled to be joined by two hilarious stand
Speaker 1: up comics, the host of the very funny podcast hold
Speaker 1: up with duls say Sloan and Josh Johnson, in which
Speaker 1: they debate things like movies verse TV, Chocolate Versus Vanilla,
Speaker 1: windows see vers ile, sea conscious, rappers, club bangers. Great Show.
Speaker 1: Everybody should go check it out. You also know them
Speaker 1: as a correspondent and writer from the daily show respectively.
Speaker 1: Please welcome duls say Sloan and Josh on. Hello, hello,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Good to have you guys. I really
Speaker 1: enjoy your podcast. Oh, thank you. I we enjoy making it,
Speaker 1: so it's good that we're not alone in this. It's
Speaker 1: nice to see, you know, a debate show in two
Speaker 1: where people are debating the real issues, the real issues.
Speaker 1: You know, chalcol versus Vanilla. What do you what is uh?
Speaker 1: Where do you guys? Land on Aisle seat versus? Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the window seat. I'm window because I'm a
Speaker 1: good person. I'm ile because, in case anything goes sideways,
Speaker 1: I want to be the first to leave everyone behind. Okay,
Speaker 1: just climbing over people. Easier in the aisle to get
Speaker 1: out of the plane. I'm sure in a window you're
Speaker 1: pretty much trapped. That's true. Yeah, this is how I
Speaker 1: know for a fact that you're trapped in a window seat.
Speaker 1: There was a guy. Did you ever hear? But you
Speaker 1: can stop me if you've already heard the story, but
Speaker 1: I think is from and there was this guy on
Speaker 1: a flight with his wife, right, and in the middle
Speaker 1: of the flight he falls asleep. While he's asleep, this
Speaker 1: is when they had the old iphone, the one that
Speaker 1: could use the fingerprint. So as he's asleep, his wife
Speaker 1: takes his phone and like grabs the finger and just
Speaker 1: gently opens his phone and finds everybody. My Man's been cheating,
Speaker 1: just finding everybody in the phone. Right. So he wakes
Speaker 1: up to his ask getting whooped. Okay, just just nonstop,
Speaker 1: like lefts, rights, everything. She throwing the kitchen sink out him.
Speaker 1: Nobody can get her off of him. And my man
Speaker 1: was in a window seat, so he's gonna to take
Speaker 1: that one. If he was in an aisle, he could
Speaker 1: run to a bathroom, he could he could run towards
Speaker 1: the exit door, maybe pull on that a little bit,
Speaker 1: just something. Yeah, I'd be worried if he was next
Speaker 1: to the emergency exit, because then he'd be like, I
Speaker 1: would doom everyone to death if it man, I didn't
Speaker 1: have to fight with my wife. Yeah, because you've been caught,
Speaker 1: your life is over and that window seat is you
Speaker 1: having to sit with your punishment. I'll see, you got
Speaker 1: some options. Definitely the worst seat for a combat scenario. Um,
Speaker 1: but I don't defense cheating a man for defense the
Speaker 1: man who did not honor the sanctity of marriage and
Speaker 1: because he was sitting in the window seat. Because you
Speaker 1: also have to think about not the situation. It's why
Speaker 1: she waited so they were on a plane. You understand.
Speaker 1: Why did she go? You know what thirty five thou
Speaker 1: feet is when I need to find out if my
Speaker 1: husband's cheating on me. It's not like he doesn't go
Speaker 1: to sleep other times. Right, she sleeps probably in the
Speaker 1: same room with him much of the time. It's my
Speaker 1: example for what window seats are traps strategically like from
Speaker 1: a combat perspective, I feel like a lot like marine.
Speaker 1: Would agree with you. Like my flying experience, I don't
Speaker 1: think it necessarily translates. I don't like an air marshal
Speaker 1: would ever sit in a window seat because that he
Speaker 1: got to be like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be in the aisle because he has to work.
Speaker 1: Anyone who's trying to get that good sleep, okay, because
Speaker 1: I when I started flying, I trained myself. I have
Speaker 1: to be so, that's right. You get on a plane,
Speaker 1: because I just try to let myself during a flight. Okay,
Speaker 1: and so get on there. Give you put yourself in
Speaker 1: the because I'm wearing a mask on a plane. Since
Speaker 1: way before, people been nasty, right, people have been nasty.
Speaker 1: People been season air been recycled. This ain't new. Chase, stop,
Speaker 1: won't stop. I'm wearing a mask on planes because I
Speaker 1: was on the road. Right, you put to face mask on.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm ask on a blanket on. You're in a cocoon,
Speaker 1: and then they start delivering the food and like all right,
Speaker 1: I wake up, keep a snack, snack, go back to sleep,
Speaker 1: and then when it's time to Oh, we landed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I'm trying to get sleep, you can't be in
Speaker 1: the aisle. Yeah, but you're not thinking of a combat scenario,
Speaker 1: and I think that's a really good point. Like what
Speaker 1: if you know, God forbid, you've been cheating on your
Speaker 1: wife and or husband, and they use your fingerprint and
Speaker 1: then they find out? Yeah, first of all, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna get caught. Second, I have not had the luxury
Speaker 1: of being in a relationship and being on a plane
Speaker 1: at the same time. I don't have these problems. I'm
Speaker 1: saying is when I get on the plane, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to hibernate, and if someone's bumping into me because they
Speaker 1: gotta pee, so he's trying to tap me and wake
Speaker 1: me up so they can climb over men, get up
Speaker 1: when that cart keep knocking me in my arm. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get that good American sleep and you can
Speaker 1: get the good sleep spid, because decide the plane. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's how you can take that sleep. Did Joshon's tell
Speaker 1: you that he'd be climbing over people like a monster? Look,
Speaker 1: but before, but in people faces, look while they're in dreamland. Listen,
Speaker 1: I am Nimble, all right, I am nimble, and they
Speaker 1: never know. All right, well, we're gonna get to know
Speaker 1: you both a little bit better in a moment. Uh.
Speaker 1: First we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the
Speaker 1: things we're talking about today. King Charles, the third is
Speaker 1: going to be very bad for the monarchy. I think
Speaker 1: we can say Um, so I just want to talk
Speaker 1: about a little bit of his little character characteristics. We don't,
Speaker 1: I mean we could just we can move because, listen, all,
Speaker 1: white man's not gonna be great for a white country.
Speaker 1: Who let's go. We could also talk about TVs versus movies,
Speaker 1: because I loved that episode and I think I'm pro
Speaker 1: movies but also wrong. So we got we got a
Speaker 1: bunch of we got a bunch of royal stuff, and
Speaker 1: then we also have just like debates that we could
Speaker 1: continue having. Yes, ask someone who sounds like they descended
Speaker 1: from the Irish. If last, do you want to sit
Speaker 1: up and Talk About Your Colin Ozzle? In this case,
Speaker 1: I do, because he's going to be just like a
Speaker 1: walking piece of anti monarchy. He's gonna end it all.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Great. He's not. No, he's not, because
Speaker 1: the amount of listen, I was there for the jubilee. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been to this Ice Island. All right, nobody wants
Speaker 1: to go there. If it went over the wall, if
Speaker 1: it wasn't for these royals. Nobody will go up there
Speaker 1: trying to go to England. They need them and people
Speaker 1: don't want to acknowledge that. No, boy, he is going.
Speaker 1: I was doing showers out there. I'm like, do y'all
Speaker 1: want to come see you? Now? You are an island
Speaker 1: that's called who the hell wants to come here? Bro Stupid.
Speaker 1: You need them in bred tax shelters to keep yoursm
Speaker 1: dollars coming in here. Now we know he's gonna be
Speaker 1: a goofball. He's gonna fall down or something, break a hit,
Speaker 1: catch Jesus, and then we're gonna have the ball when
Speaker 1: to come in. The one we want to be there
Speaker 1: is not gonna be there. So you know one of
Speaker 1: Diana Children's gonna show up? Is Not the one with
Speaker 1: a full head of hair marries it a very black woman.
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I think that's probably very accurate. I
Speaker 1: think there are reasons to think he's he actually threatens
Speaker 1: the monarchy, though, like to be like everything he said
Speaker 1: is right and I think there are reasons to suspect
Speaker 1: that he is that unlikable. Like it's it's almost like
Speaker 1: he was raised in a lab to be the most
Speaker 1: unlikable human being ever the way that white people who
Speaker 1: got understand how the world works is if you think
Speaker 1: this one man it's gonna be able to take down
Speaker 1: an institution it's been around since years, had three numbers.
Speaker 1: None of You'all are paying attention. People Love Them. Okay,
Speaker 1: if they have to kill him to keep this going,
Speaker 1: they will do it's already might have to. He started
Speaker 1: messing with Camilla. I already thought that he can kicked
Speaker 1: out of the line of succession right. Already thought we
Speaker 1: were gonna LEAP FROG over him. Yeah, everybody thought that.
Speaker 1: They're like King Charles. I'm like, how, what happened? Black,
Speaker 1: where's Diana? So like obvious, confused like y'Allna Camilla, the mistress.
Speaker 1: This is not the first time my mistress became queen.
Speaker 1: Praise Scott. I'm saying is I thought he got kicked
Speaker 1: out the line of succession. Yeah, but now that this
Speaker 1: Dumbo of a man is king, it don't matter. They
Speaker 1: have no power. It doesn't matters a whole. Prime Minister,
Speaker 1: there's a House of Lords. It's all kind of Tories,
Speaker 1: all kinds of ship it's already they do nothing. You
Speaker 1: can't destroy something when you have no power. It's gonna
Speaker 1: look bad. What's going to look bad? Prince Andrew Don't
Speaker 1: already look bad? I mean they let Prince Andrews stay
Speaker 1: of Prince is. They're fine. Let that man keep his title.
Speaker 1: It's fine. You're worried about the wrong ships, the new
Speaker 1: haul and old on. There come and worry about that. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's too hot and too called at the same time.
Speaker 1: Piece of good news we allow ourselves that dish is
Speaker 1: becoming the king, I think, like a good king could
Speaker 1: stop the hole nose on layer though, you know, like
Speaker 1: if he really put his mind to it, but he'd
Speaker 1: have to have authority. Yeah, he has authority from God.
Speaker 1: That's how the royal he could ask God, like God,
Speaker 1: Oh good, I can't do their accent, but it and
Speaker 1: then God. You know, it's like cool, Bro, you didn't
Speaker 1: even believe what you just said, I believe. Before we
Speaker 1: get to any of that, we do like to ask
Speaker 1: our guests, what is something from your search history that
Speaker 1: is revealing about who you are what you're up to? Josh,
Speaker 1: you got anything from your search history to fight a scorpion?
Speaker 1: Search history? Josh isn't Arizona, so he might be fighting
Speaker 1: M in Arizona. I did look up museums today because
Speaker 1: I really museum here. I try to go to museum
Speaker 1: in every city that I go to enjoy it when
Speaker 1: you're there. About Museum. We went to in England museums. Wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: what museum? The are you talking about? Herods? Are you
Speaker 1: talking about now? The Hin Museum? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: went to duels and I went to a museum in
Speaker 1: England and it was it was chaos because, first of all,
Speaker 1: this is the thing. Okay, it is a good setup
Speaker 1: of a museum. It's very big, it's it's daunting when
Speaker 1: you walk in, but they hadn't figured out yet what
Speaker 1: sections to make for kids and what sections to make
Speaker 1: for everybody, because it's it was just chaos, like I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure whatever little teacher that was lost at least
Speaker 1: four of them, because I saw them all together as
Speaker 1: a group. And the dual said that are going up
Speaker 1: different levels of the museum and you just see a
Speaker 1: random one running wandering around, you know, for all of
Speaker 1: the antiquities that they've stolen. M I couldn't figure out
Speaker 1: why there wasn't enough of them. There was a there
Speaker 1: was a section on clocks that was way too big
Speaker 1: love clocks over there. They are a big they're a
Speaker 1: big clock island. They got the big bend. You know
Speaker 1: what it was? It's big, ben it's not as big
Speaker 1: as you're thinking. Oh for real, I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: First in a Walmart bigger than it. Yeah, I've seen
Speaker 1: shopping malls taller than this big bed. This bad ain't big.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. We're from America. We have more space.
Speaker 1: Like I thought everybody. I thought every pedestrian was gonna
Speaker 1: get hit by a car and every car was gonna
Speaker 1: get hit by pedestrian. Yeah, everything was too small. At
Speaker 1: Museum was big. It was like you ever been like
Speaker 1: aware like a loft warehouse situation? Yeah, where your friends live,
Speaker 1: and it's like, I understand you're getting a deal, but
Speaker 1: like when you're in an Uber, they're like, when you
Speaker 1: get an Uber, you might as well. It's only a
Speaker 1: little faster than walking. It was. It was mind blowing.
Speaker 1: We had to get three miles and it took us
Speaker 1: like forty five minutes. I was like yeah, I was
Speaker 1: like Yo, but by the time we get there, someone
Speaker 1: on foot that's fit enough could have beat us. It
Speaker 1: was it was like it was we got to a
Speaker 1: certain pour. We were just like let's go. Then they
Speaker 1: had this flight simulator in there, which was weird because
Speaker 1: it was a museum of history. Yeah, you're them inventing
Speaker 1: fighter jets that simulator. Wait, there's an arcade in there,
Speaker 1: just randomly. No, no, no, no, it's literally just this
Speaker 1: flight simulator. Hot Get into this pot. It'll go three
Speaker 1: sixty all over to go legit go upside down to
Speaker 1: give you no instructions on how to use it the most. Also,
Speaker 1: it was like one was like we M as, we
Speaker 1: have just been playing Zelda right. It was so hard
Speaker 1: to figure out. They were like, okay, you have to
Speaker 1: shoot at the other jets. They didn't tell us the
Speaker 1: other jets were just gonna bet. They got a top
Speaker 1: gun game in the gun. It sounds like top gun Nintendo,
Speaker 1: the Nintendo version, which was impossible and a huge disappointment,
Speaker 1: but you couldn't find at one point, Josh is just
Speaker 1: lifted up and I'm like Oh, ship, we're upside down.
Speaker 1: It was only three minutes. By the time you figure
Speaker 1: out how to play it, it's over. And then we
Speaker 1: got up and I went over to the because he's
Speaker 1: like twelve pounds in the same game yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: a million dollars, right. It's it's like fifteen bucks. If
Speaker 1: I go over to them and I'm just like Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go again. What do you mean
Speaker 1: us for having a thing and it's time, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to go again, like I don't even understand this,
Speaker 1: and the guy was just like yeah, all right. I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, that was yeah, he's like Oh, he's like,
Speaker 1: I think I got a mask on the whole time.
Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, yeah, you're amazing, I love you, you're great,
Speaker 1: and I was like you know me from TV or
Speaker 1: just right. Yeah, so I ask the questions again. We
Speaker 1: figured out the second time, and I will say the
Speaker 1: first time that we played, that guy told us nothing
Speaker 1: and just asked us about our day and then put
Speaker 1: us in the pod and closed it and then we
Speaker 1: just spun forever. And then the next one that we
Speaker 1: got in wasn't the same guy. It was a different
Speaker 1: pod with a woman who actually gave us some instructions.
Speaker 1: But the first thing was like so, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: the day I was like my part didn't close like
Speaker 1: it was. So what do we do? And it was
Speaker 1: like door and I was like, well, we live here now.
Speaker 1: So can you both? To be fair, you both give
Speaker 1: off vibes like you have some experience in a World
Speaker 1: War Two era fighter jet. So didn't let us. Jeff
Speaker 1: had been in a real redtail situation, man, and I'm
Speaker 1: down planes. Have you found a museums in Arizona or
Speaker 1: is there a town that you've been to that is
Speaker 1: surprisingly a good like museum? Richmond, Virginia has the museum,
Speaker 1: but it's basically a museum of fine art and it's
Speaker 1: so big because Connecticut and Richmond Virginia had just curiously
Speaker 1: like interested people in art that we're super rich for
Speaker 1: their times. So then they bought a bunch of art
Speaker 1: and they left the art to the museum. So I
Speaker 1: think it was like JP Morgan left a bunch of
Speaker 1: his personal collection to this museum in Connecticut, I think.
Speaker 1: And then the Richmond one just has you know, that's
Speaker 1: like old, old money. So then they've been, you know,
Speaker 1: using art to skip taxes and all this stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and so then that museum is fire. The Richmond one
Speaker 1: is the best one that's been to. That was a
Speaker 1: regional oneas museum in Seattle. Yeah, I love that. And
Speaker 1: then there's the corning glass museum in Corning New York
Speaker 1: is great, but one of my favorite museums that I've
Speaker 1: been to is the mustard museum in Madison Wisconsin. Museum
Speaker 1: just just about mustard, like just every type of mustards flavors. Well,
Speaker 1: this over here is our yellow wing, is the yellow
Speaker 1: mustard containers and stuff from like do you get to
Speaker 1: try take samples? And like me and my homeboy David produe,
Speaker 1: he's an amazing comic in Atlanta. Uh, he was like,
Speaker 1: because they're like only, like he said, you only do
Speaker 1: like two or three samples it. Smile on this man's
Speaker 1: face with the samples we want, and just like's face.
Speaker 1: And I had all of the flavors of mustard, which
Speaker 1: route beer mustard, which is very unnecessary, and that sounds
Speaker 1: like the taste of violence. It's stupid. And I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: if a tree fought with a leaf, so like that's
Speaker 1: what that tastes like. They have like blue cheese mustards,
Speaker 1: like hot mustards, like other mustards, and like we got
Speaker 1: a blueberry mustards and I was like why so blueberry?
Speaker 1: At some point you're just inventing flavors to just justify
Speaker 1: the existence of the museum. You know, they didn't invent these,
Speaker 1: these were things that are sold. Wow, people actually buy
Speaker 1: blueberry mustards, bloomberry mustard, and they were like, Oh, we
Speaker 1: should let people try this. That's not their brand. Somebody's
Speaker 1: out there the streets selling bacon flavor mustard and they
Speaker 1: were like, Oh, this is stupid. Do you get to
Speaker 1: try it on a sandwich, like like a Ruben or
Speaker 1: like a stawanty sandwich, or they just a little spoone? Okay, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: makes it porth it, because if it was, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say I do it for a spoon. Would just
Speaker 1: be the taste of root beer and mustard and metal
Speaker 1: and you want to fight everyone. Museum. That's one of
Speaker 1: the plastic schools that they give you when you go
Speaker 1: get like trying ice cream. But yeah, I like music too, Um,
Speaker 1: because when you're on the road you're like, well, can't
Speaker 1: be in this room. Yeah, and one doesn't start until
Speaker 1: eight and it's eight am right. Yeah, and you're alone.
Speaker 1: It's either you're alone or you're with the feature and
Speaker 1: you're just like people. I'm just want to bring their
Speaker 1: own features. Is because one, you know, your feature is
Speaker 1: funny too, because we've all been saddled with the feature.
Speaker 1: I'm just like that's why now, when I go on
Speaker 1: the road, I make them, Um, I have to approve
Speaker 1: my features. If they won't let me bring somebody, they
Speaker 1: want to support you, which I get because that's how
Speaker 1: I got on. But it's like sometimes they'll send me
Speaker 1: tapes and I'm like, none of these people. You can
Speaker 1: follow them off with somebody else and bring them my
Speaker 1: own feature. I will not go through this. Wi Me
Speaker 1: to suffer to your local talent. Will you bring your
Speaker 1: own feature? And you end up being in the mall
Speaker 1: of America and then you find out that this place
Speaker 1: that they've been telling you about since you were a child,
Speaker 1: it's not you didn't like it. You don't like that
Speaker 1: it's a roller coach that. But like there was one
Speaker 1: night we were there and there's like a nickelodeon theme
Speaker 1: park in there as well, and the first night right
Speaker 1: there was a Friday, and somebody had like I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to get on this roller coaster and I
Speaker 1: was like what out for a private man? Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: how much does it cost to buying parking mall? Who
Speaker 1: is his dad? And can't I marry him. I parking
Speaker 1: on all money. I mean, yes, are we in the Midwest,
Speaker 1: but it can't be cheap. It's got to be a
Speaker 1: couple of grandst three roller coasters. You have to guarantee
Speaker 1: more money to them in the moment than they might
Speaker 1: make that day. And then the mic money is more right.
Speaker 1: And then this is still covid yeah, so the mall,
Speaker 1: it's like a couple of months ago and then you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's the mall of America, and have a bunch of
Speaker 1: I saw seven lead stores. It's mostly are, mostly so
Speaker 1: there's only two hundred stores in this mall right, there's
Speaker 1: only three plus size clothing store it and I was
Speaker 1: I was like I wanted to show those like I'm
Speaker 1: looking at my audience. It's kind of stores. Yeah, telling
Speaker 1: me about America. Had A rainbow in there. I didn't
Speaker 1: even carry plus size calls. was like, do they know
Speaker 1: what the demographics are right here there in the Midwest,
Speaker 1: baby girl. Okay, have you ever done West Nayak? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: last time I did West Nyak, it was outside. They
Speaker 1: had an inflatable look. This is what we should do.
Speaker 1: We should go to west Nayak together, because this would
Speaker 1: be so much fun because it's it's just big enough
Speaker 1: that it is wild, but it's not so big that
Speaker 1: you can't see everything. I did West Nayak, like I
Speaker 1: think it was last month, and you now they have
Speaker 1: the indoor go cards there. No, Yo, they got the
Speaker 1: indoor go cards. And as I'm walking up, so I've
Speaker 1: I've packed too much as well, because I was staying
Speaker 1: over the night and so I had my backpack with
Speaker 1: me and I was like maybe I should go to
Speaker 1: the hotel, maybe I should do go cards. Out I'm
Speaker 1: walking over to the go carts. They say, they claim
Speaker 1: that the God cards in that in that track can
Speaker 1: go fifty five hour, which is too fast. Then that's inside.
Speaker 1: You can't go that fast past the school and the
Speaker 1: school's how side. Yeah, don't you technically need a driver's license? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you would think so. And so then I'm walking up
Speaker 1: and as I'm walking up, in my head I'm like,
Speaker 1: because you don't know me, but I don't drive like
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm a terrible driver. But go carts is
Speaker 1: the one thing that I'm like, Oh, this is like driving,
Speaker 1: but it's like low stakes enough that I can let
Speaker 1: myself relax, because when you're driving in the world. You're
Speaker 1: in a car, like you're in a chair that could
Speaker 1: kill somebody. Yeah, I mean like I feel like with
Speaker 1: go carts. It's just like we're just having fun. I'm
Speaker 1: walking up and as I'm walking up, I hear this
Speaker 1: loud screech, which is one kid basically drifting, like he
Speaker 1: really was going Hella, Hella fast. That's the fastest I've
Speaker 1: seen a gold card go. And then he cracked ashes
Speaker 1: into the wall and you just see almost like out
Speaker 1: of a movie, like out of a hallvark movie where
Speaker 1: the kid dies. You just see his helmet bounce, like
Speaker 1: he crashed into the wall so hard that his helmet
Speaker 1: flew off, bounced off the wall and then just bounced
Speaker 1: onto the track. And I thought this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a very lighthearted telling of a beheading story. At first
Speaker 1: I'm glad that his head was no longer in the home. No, no,
Speaker 1: the helmet flew right off, became a projectile and then
Speaker 1: bounced to a stop and it even spun when it
Speaker 1: was bouncing. And so then I walk up and everyone
Speaker 1: has stopped now, like the other other people stopped driving,
Speaker 1: like everyone is just kind of quiet. And then he
Speaker 1: is holding his head because he's feeling for the helmet
Speaker 1: and he's realizing it's not on his head anymore. And
Speaker 1: then he gets up and someone runs up like, Oh
Speaker 1: my God, you like everyone's freaking out and he's like Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm fine. At he was more embarrassed than anything, and
Speaker 1: so he wraps himself and starts walking off the track
Speaker 1: and actually got some collaps like like they were like
Speaker 1: like the other parents were just like Oh, they held
Speaker 1: up the three singers for Dale Earnhardt, like yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I did not do go cards, but we should do
Speaker 1: them if we went back. Oh it's that smart. Um.
Speaker 1: I want to have crash go cards when I was
Speaker 1: nine because they thought I was older than I was
Speaker 1: and had big boots for nine year old. And then
Speaker 1: uh me and lace was opening for me down in Greenville,
Speaker 1: Soft Carolina, and they had one was like, you know
Speaker 1: fun how it was like the arcade. We got bumper boats,
Speaker 1: we got then go cart track and then them called
Speaker 1: slick track. Right me and lace was talking to the
Speaker 1: girl and they're like, okay, it's like eight dollars. Like
Speaker 1: the prices were so cheat. Me and lace, I think
Speaker 1: we did everything like four times. Right, a lace layby
Speaker 1: is Um amazing to hilarious on the roads, just a
Speaker 1: a G T. She had to roast time Um, and
Speaker 1: so we're like, oh, slick track. We're like wait, what's
Speaker 1: slick track? And the girl goes Oh, UM, gets the track,
Speaker 1: that slit. She's like, so when you're on the track driving,
Speaker 1: it's slick and we're like gotch thank you. And then
Speaker 1: we get out there and what they did? So it's
Speaker 1: a drift track. Right, all the tires on the cars
Speaker 1: are bald and they have put some type of oil
Speaker 1: or something down on this asphalt, because you're just sliding
Speaker 1: all over. Then that sounds incredibly fun. It was fun.
Speaker 1: There was a group of teenagers that was so awful
Speaker 1: that other teenagers did not want to ride when they
Speaker 1: were going because the teenagers running the thing. We're like
Speaker 1: you can't go again, like the bad kids from an
Speaker 1: eighties movie, like yeah, all right, let's take a quick break,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll keep finding out search history, overrated, underrated.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. And we're back and I will
Speaker 1: say dull, say, you did what, you have gotten your wish.
Speaker 1: We will not be talking about or King Charles in
Speaker 1: today's episode. Like talking about my columnar. Do you have
Speaker 1: anything from your search history? Look at my Third History
Speaker 1: Little Uh Huh. You ever just seen someone who really
Speaker 1: mediocre but successfully? You're just happy. M Yeah, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: we're not going to get a name on that one.
Speaker 1: I looked up Greek Peek mountain resort. Greek peak mountain resort,
Speaker 1: because I gotta add on my instagram about a gravity
Speaker 1: mountain coaster. I wanted to see what is. What's a
Speaker 1: gravity mountain like a roller coaster, but there's no change,
Speaker 1: like you just go up and then it's like you
Speaker 1: go through the mountains. I'm gonna see if I can
Speaker 1: find the post for it. Uh. Is the fact that
Speaker 1: there's not a chain good? It seems worse. I mean
Speaker 1: they probably have to have some type of changes to
Speaker 1: get you up, because all all roller coasters work off gravity. Anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just you get on the right at the top
Speaker 1: of the that first time it seems like yeah, there's
Speaker 1: there's still a tracks, so you're on track. I found
Speaker 1: one before because we're gonna go last year for my
Speaker 1: homeboy's birthday, but I had to go out of town. Um,
Speaker 1: so there's one like you're in the mountains of New York.
Speaker 1: You have like pedal and I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: because some of them like it's two hours or four hours.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who the hell is trying to pedal for
Speaker 1: four hours? Yeah, right, yeah, you're on a coaster. It also,
Speaker 1: I think rides are more fun if it's not at
Speaker 1: a place where you're like they are engineers and lawyers
Speaker 1: and risk assessment like assessors have all been through this
Speaker 1: and made sure that nothing bad is going to happen.
Speaker 1: Like this feels a little rustic and you have the
Speaker 1: fun of a roller coaster. Is the fear of death,
Speaker 1: which you know, I don't really I don't mess the
Speaker 1: roller coasters because my my body should not experience as
Speaker 1: those types of g forces. Um, I've been a roller
Speaker 1: closed and they're like this isn't for me. Um, you
Speaker 1: have to understand as a woman and as a black
Speaker 1: person who walks the nature, I'm always worried that someone's
Speaker 1: gonna kill me. I don't I don't like to do
Speaker 1: it for fun. I don't like to test my h
Speaker 1: just my adrenaline, you know. I like to just really
Speaker 1: put my fighting flight in situations where he needs to
Speaker 1: be activated, right, you know, it's like just in the
Speaker 1: middle of a roller coaster and activates your fight or flight.
Speaker 1: You pull a knife out for no reason. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was at a knife in my personal don't get me like,
Speaker 1: I don't need to be trying to fight a roller
Speaker 1: coaster in the middle of somewhere. Also, it's like I
Speaker 1: remember some of the boy had, like you know, there's
Speaker 1: always like the Batman Roller Coaster where your feet hang
Speaker 1: down some a little. By his hat came off and
Speaker 1: he jumped in and then he got his head got
Speaker 1: knocked off. It's a couple of years ago. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: jumped over like the four because they're like the Parker's
Speaker 1: lable of the Parker's label, and the park went hauled up.
Speaker 1: He climbed over a multiple walls that said do not
Speaker 1: come in here with little stick figures getting their heads
Speaker 1: knocked off on them, all of that. So if I
Speaker 1: don't bring your ass back here, right, there's even somebody
Speaker 1: don't bring your ass back here, there's multiple signs, there's
Speaker 1: multiple warding and stay do not bring your little last
Speaker 1: back here. And he jumped over all of that four
Speaker 1: the hat and then what they said was gonna happen, happen. Yeah, see,
Speaker 1: this is why you need seven stores. New Hat. Apparently
Speaker 1: need seven lid stories in front of in the six flags,
Speaker 1: because that's how that goes down. I remember when, was
Speaker 1: it Hershey Park in Pennsylvania, and had when of those
Speaker 1: rides when your legs came down, and so I was
Speaker 1: sitting in the middle and so this is the ones
Speaker 1: where it comes down over and so they're checking everybody
Speaker 1: and he didn't check and he was like yeah, you're good,
Speaker 1: you're good. You know, some teenager, I don't give a ship.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, can we check money? Like,
Speaker 1: you're fine, and I went well, listen and I pushed
Speaker 1: on it and it just lifted up, but mine wasn't locked.
Speaker 1: I hadn't said anything and it was just about to
Speaker 1: start going and he was like old so he had
Speaker 1: to stop the rock. He wouldn't told old boy not.
Speaker 1: He flicked the switch make sure I was secured all
Speaker 1: the way down. If I had to say something, I
Speaker 1: would not be here because some fourteen year old almost
Speaker 1: let me die. Some helper face bastard. I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: me meet the most big Um. But yeah, it's uh,
Speaker 1: this Greek peak mountain. Where is it? Not In Greece? No,
Speaker 1: it's in Courtland, New York, and so apparently they have
Speaker 1: like a like four hours from here. They have like
Speaker 1: zip lines and stuff like that. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'll do a zip line because you know, it requires
Speaker 1: a lot of upper body strain. No, it's mostly it's
Speaker 1: just you're just you're just hanging the ZIP lining. I
Speaker 1: did it one time and it was it was it's
Speaker 1: really fun. They just harness you and right your your
Speaker 1: harness stand and you're just like flying in the air.
Speaker 1: And it's a sitting one. I did the sitting one.
Speaker 1: There was one where you could like do the superman
Speaker 1: like laying and I was like no, I'm I'm too scared.
Speaker 1: I'm too scared to do that holding up your own body,
Speaker 1: like your yourself like a pull up high school. You
Speaker 1: don't gotta hold up yourself. Oh, you're like trapped in, trapped,
Speaker 1: you're just trapped in. Yeah, there's somewhere like yeah, there's some.
Speaker 1: The one where you lay, I don't see how people
Speaker 1: do that because even if they tell you to just lay,
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna want to look up, which is at
Speaker 1: least going to require some next strength forward, and then
Speaker 1: the other one, the one you're talking about dules. They've
Speaker 1: seen before, where it's like they have this this I
Speaker 1: don't know how to describe it, but it's it's almost
Speaker 1: exactly the one where you just sit but you're holding
Speaker 1: these handles and it's and it's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it has any control over the ZIP like because
Speaker 1: the zip line is just straight. But you know, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about where it's like you hold it while you're
Speaker 1: going down. And then there's somewhere you just strip hang
Speaker 1: like a baby, and one of those baby. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: only done the ones where you hang like a little baby.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would willingly go on anything where
Speaker 1: it's like my life is in my own hands. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not doing that, because I might just
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you just get impulsive and you go
Speaker 1: like well, I could die like this, and then boom,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is overrated? Um, m HM, oh,
Speaker 1: it is like a here it is. I think that's Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, where it's like kind
Speaker 1: of like being in a swing. Right, I could, I can,
Speaker 1: I can focus with that. Ah, man, all the things
Speaker 1: I really think you're overrated. I can't stay on here
Speaker 1: without getting withoutetting attacked online. Um Uh, it's something I
Speaker 1: think that's overrated. That will keep me safe at night.
Speaker 1: H Bananas. Bananas are overrated. Yeah, M Hmm. You just
Speaker 1: don't like them. MHMA. Episode of the podcast that came
Speaker 1: out just last week was banana MS plantains. M M.
Speaker 1: guess what side l loser door, Josh Johnson, don't you
Speaker 1: dare to me. And Josh, I'm assuming you're on the
Speaker 1: other side of it with a love, but now now
Speaker 1: you think you the favorite food of the minions. Was
Speaker 1: gonna help you, baby boy. I love the millions, but
Speaker 1: I hate God. How about you, Josh? What something you think?
Speaker 1: It's overrated? Um, okay, just because of the way that
Speaker 1: it varies, because of the spectrum at play, I think
Speaker 1: that the idea of going to get a massage is
Speaker 1: overrated because unless you're going to a place that you know,
Speaker 1: that knows you, that you have like your because if
Speaker 1: you strap have a person that's like hey, they know
Speaker 1: the knots in my back, they know like all this
Speaker 1: stuff and this is about to be a dope massage,
Speaker 1: going to get massages is still taking your life into
Speaker 1: your own hands. It's still rolling the dice because you
Speaker 1: don't know. I remember I got a massage one time.
Speaker 1: I got I think it was a Swedish one, whatever,
Speaker 1: and in my head I'm treat myself whatever, right, but
Speaker 1: straight up, as as as I'm giving the massage. I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened, but this person clearly stopped giving
Speaker 1: me the massage for a minute, went outside, was on
Speaker 1: their phone. Must have got bad news, because they beat
Speaker 1: my ass where they came back in there, like they
Speaker 1: worked out. I wish, I wish I had a bad back,
Speaker 1: so it would have worked something without I'm I'm living
Speaker 1: all right, and they beat me senseless, just clearly working
Speaker 1: out the frustration of whatever they were talking about on
Speaker 1: the phone. And they didn't keep the time too, which
Speaker 1: is usually a good thing. That's usually a huge treat
Speaker 1: when you get a little fifty minutes and you get
Speaker 1: every extra minute on on. That massage was a travesty
Speaker 1: like and I don't I don't have anything near me,
Speaker 1: so I just assumed the time is correct. You know,
Speaker 1: my face is and the thing and I bought an hour.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure that this is just maybe because it
Speaker 1: hurts so bad, can't you? You can tell them like hey,
Speaker 1: because you're a little softer, or I spoke up a
Speaker 1: couple of times. I didn't really do what I would
Speaker 1: just take the pain. I'll just be like yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: You know, first when they came back, I was like
Speaker 1: they were so rough that I was like, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: this is a spot because they feel it in real
Speaker 1: time like they feel your Oh, your tents here, let me,
Speaker 1: they know something you don't know. Yeah, but no, that
Speaker 1: didn't seem to be the case, because I even tipped
Speaker 1: and she was like thank you, like what happened to you?
Speaker 1: Sometimes the thing that happened? When you say certain things,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not Studon Jos, oh mind, we did
Speaker 1: not pay for US thought. I kind of get your
Speaker 1: all answer now, because you are put in combat situations
Speaker 1: in the weirdest moments, like I guess. So, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is another situation, because this is this is actually why,
Speaker 1: anytime something happens and I'm with another person, I get
Speaker 1: so excited because I'm like, you won't believe me if
Speaker 1: this had happened to just me. You know, it's like
Speaker 1: when I was so I was with Logan Logan was
Speaker 1: and I were doing a show in New York. This
Speaker 1: is like when we were doing carolines and Logan was
Speaker 1: staying at the even hotel, so I went over to
Speaker 1: hang out with him. We were going to record some
Speaker 1: of our podcasts, and then we're in the elevator. Is
Speaker 1: what comes all the elevator and it's like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I just moved different than New York. She's like talking
Speaker 1: all the folk while she's over here. I just moved
Speaker 1: Dif from New York. Like they talking about they ain't
Speaker 1: got a safe for my gun here, like what kind
Speaker 1: of hotel is this? And in my head I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm glad Logan is here, because if I had just
Speaker 1: rolled up all people telling them this story, they'd be like, Josh, Josh,
Speaker 1: clearly you have mental illness you're dealing with. I believe
Speaker 1: that story. I believe that story. I believe that story
Speaker 1: all the way because as someone think can carry, as
Speaker 1: someone who wishes they could carry a gun at all time, um,
Speaker 1: because you can't carry a gun in New York because
Speaker 1: who knows why. But listen, you don't know what. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you got to pull a gun on somebody. I mean
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of I mean. Hey, like
Speaker 1: I said, I'm a woman in America. You already told me.
Speaker 1: Like listen, because, like I said on twitter one day
Speaker 1: and I was like, so, y'all got self the fifth classes, Mace,
Speaker 1: boom six tasers, don't walk alone at night, don't dress
Speaker 1: a certain way, you women, all of these things to
Speaker 1: not be attacked, right, but as soon as the woman
Speaker 1: gets attacked, nobody believes her. Yeah, yeah, those things can't
Speaker 1: be true. Yeah, you can't just be selling a bunch
Speaker 1: of big foot equipment and then with somebody's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I caught big foot. That's a plausible all right, you
Speaker 1: need to stop being ridiculous. You'RE gonna get ten FT
Speaker 1: by four Ft. just what he was here for. You're like,
Speaker 1: that's just a dude suit. Now, yeah, because y'all don't
Speaker 1: want to believe us. Now, I gotta say strapped up.
Speaker 1: I will say what's crazy about people. were all raised different.
Speaker 1: We all like have different temperaments, live different lives or whatever.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows how to act when a gun is pulled off.
Speaker 1: You could have the worst home training of all time
Speaker 1: and still somehow you get real polite. You're pretty agreeable. Sir,
Speaker 1: can I call you sir? How much of my money
Speaker 1: would you like? I do have an a t M
Speaker 1: card in case. I don't know. Listen, that's why I
Speaker 1: trying to keep at least a hundred dollars on me,
Speaker 1: like hey, man, I ain't got it, but here's something.
Speaker 1: Here's just enough for you to not want to shoot me. Anyway,
Speaker 1: some guy tried to rob my brother. He was with
Speaker 1: his friend and like snow in Atlanta, like nobody outside
Speaker 1: except this one dude who was robbing people. He had
Speaker 1: in the snow and it was it wasn't. It wasn't
Speaker 1: when Jesus carried you. And so he had saw the guy,
Speaker 1: because like he's friend of taking money out the a
Speaker 1: t m so he could pay his bills. And so
Speaker 1: the guy saw my brother's friend take the money off
Speaker 1: the a t m. So he's like giving your money.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't have it. He's like, I think
Speaker 1: I just saw you taking money off, and then he
Speaker 1: looked at my brother and he was like give me
Speaker 1: a money. My brother's like, I don't have anything. I
Speaker 1: Pore Dude with I because, like the dude took, like
Speaker 1: he took that through his money. He took his phone whatever.
Speaker 1: My brother was like, I have nothing, because my mom
Speaker 1: was like how do you stop a phone in a while,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I told him I am ship. He
Speaker 1: believed me, but I think he only believed them because
Speaker 1: he just took too when of dollars in the phone
Speaker 1: from this other dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, and then
Speaker 1: it might have been a different situation. If he didn't
Speaker 1: get nothing from me to one of them, he might
Speaker 1: have been real mad. But if he's like, I got
Speaker 1: a phone, I think it is his friend didn't go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do, like that's it, like sing, you trying our robbery.
Speaker 1: I'm going down down all right. Back my friend in
Speaker 1: Savannah got robbed at it. It was a group of
Speaker 1: being got robbed. So already it's a little embarrassing because
Speaker 1: they're like they're like three dudes get robbed by two dudes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the guy said, the guy said he had
Speaker 1: a gun, but he never showed it and didn't have
Speaker 1: it in his hand when he was, you know, when
Speaker 1: he was trying to like roll up on him. And
Speaker 1: so then the biggest dude in the bunch, the biggest dude,
Speaker 1: so he rose up and he's like hey, you know,
Speaker 1: come up everything and you know I got a gun.
Speaker 1: Don't make me show with Blah, Blah Blah. And so
Speaker 1: there's a moment where clearly the robber has lost full confidence,
Speaker 1: where he's like, I hope they believe me. Then there's
Speaker 1: a moment where my friend is like does he have
Speaker 1: a gun? And then it all, like, the whole silence
Speaker 1: gets broken by the biggest dude out of them grabbing
Speaker 1: his whip and being like here you go, and what's happened?
Speaker 1: They were just like, I guess you've just decided how
Speaker 1: this dance is gonna go. And then afterwards they those dudes,
Speaker 1: run off with their wallets and stuff, and then he
Speaker 1: asked me. He's like, what is wrong with you? Why
Speaker 1: would you? They like didn't they didn't have they at
Speaker 1: least didn't have the guns in their hands. In that
Speaker 1: moment they're just two dudes in our faces right and
Speaker 1: then I'll never forget this dude because he's big, but
Speaker 1: he's like why would you do that? What's wrong? Then
Speaker 1: he goes. I was in shock this I was this shock.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. He didn't want no problems.
Speaker 1: Thank God, I've never been that situation, you know it's
Speaker 1: because you want to think you'd be like no, dude,
Speaker 1: I knew he first moved to Atlanta, Birmingham and dude
Speaker 1: rolled up bottom want a gun and was really like hey,
Speaker 1: you know what this is, and he was like, man,
Speaker 1: come on, I just moved here. He was like, okay,
Speaker 1: give me your ship. He was like is good. It's
Speaker 1: like you know you're really giving your city of a
Speaker 1: bad name right now. All right, just give me a
Speaker 1: week to move my ship in Bro at least to me,
Speaker 1: like I gotta get a new car. I don't even
Speaker 1: know my address and everything. And the guy was like no, man,
Speaker 1: I don't care. All right, we'll help me open some branctices.
Speaker 1: At least needs to be rebuilt. Damn it, here I
Speaker 1: don't even know my address. All right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. And
Speaker 1: you were saying, I want this to be like just
Speaker 1: helpful for people. Is it gonna Sound Not Nice? Probably,
Speaker 1: but I don't I think we have to start acknowledging
Speaker 1: the levels of relationships we have with people, because I
Speaker 1: think now we're all trying to call each other friends,
Speaker 1: and I think that's not helping anybody. I think the
Speaker 1: term acquaintance needs to come back uh, coworkers. I think
Speaker 1: we need to acknowledge that there's limits there. You know
Speaker 1: someone that I just know. Sure, like we're familiar. There's
Speaker 1: like familiar acquaintance friends you know, like I think coworkers like.
Speaker 1: I think we need to start reinstituting these levels of
Speaker 1: like knowing people, because I think peoples like now because,
Speaker 1: like with social media, you feel like you know people
Speaker 1: when you don't really know them and it's creating a
Speaker 1: false sense of like familiarity with people, because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of comments that I have to delete on my
Speaker 1: social media because somebody thought they said something funny. So
Speaker 1: I was talking about like sins. I'm like, Um, I
Speaker 1: had put up like I think it was a something
Speaker 1: for the emmys, right, and some guy commented. He was
Speaker 1: like well, did you really go to the emmies that
Speaker 1: we're just sitting there and hold your slippers, and I'm
Speaker 1: like elete right. Also, if someone says something, this is
Speaker 1: a fun little fact, if someone says something rude to
Speaker 1: you on the Internet on your page, you don't have
Speaker 1: to engage. They came looking for you. You don't know them.
Speaker 1: M Right. You know how you get rid of a
Speaker 1: rude comment on instagram where the spam? It disappears immediately. Anything.
Speaker 1: I don't like spam, and then I block them, and
Speaker 1: then I block them. I blocked. My favorite thing is
Speaker 1: the black people. You say one slick thing, bitch, jail
Speaker 1: off to jail. Dude, turn into a monarch when you're
Speaker 1: banishing them. Fish is also like hey, I tell you twitter,
Speaker 1: these robots races. Yeah, I have them, require no work,
Speaker 1: because I was like because basically, if you reported as
Speaker 1: any other thing, it's like this is how this person.
Speaker 1: I'm a big mute guy. I go mute every time.
Speaker 1: I don't block because I don't give people the satisfaction
Speaker 1: of the block, because then they post like Oh, I
Speaker 1: guess they clear in the little online debate. But if
Speaker 1: you just mute them, they're just talking to themselves for months.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's great. I'll check in on them too and
Speaker 1: they'll still be mad and I'm like, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: living rent, rent free because because you're not engaging drives
Speaker 1: people fucking crazy. I love it. But as soon as
Speaker 1: you're blocked is then you can't you can't continue the conversation.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. But I'm saying the crazy guy
Speaker 1: who's saying the racist stuff, he's gonna he's gonna just
Speaker 1: move on to another target. You Mute Him and then
Speaker 1: you're still the target for a while and he's just
Speaker 1: in his room going why hasn't she responded to my
Speaker 1: that's the worst kind of jail. That's a jail right twitter.
Speaker 1: I don't go on twitter because the hellscape and to
Speaker 1: this day I still don't know how they actually works,
Speaker 1: but for me it's that whole. Well, they couldn't handle
Speaker 1: a little bit once I blocked like my friends know,
Speaker 1: I'm very good at like cutting off some people. Like
Speaker 1: cutting someone off if they had been hurtful or disrespectful
Speaker 1: to me and if they don't feel like they need
Speaker 1: to apologize and are going to apologize, then you no
Speaker 1: longer get friends with me, because friend breakups are just
Speaker 1: regular breakups. But if you have taken the time to
Speaker 1: decide that you're going to be a hot uttered ask
Speaker 1: I I'm going to take my good time and not
Speaker 1: fucking speak to you even when I see you, so
Speaker 1: I don't do the mout online. I yeah like that.
Speaker 1: You'RE gonna stand correctly in front of me and you're
Speaker 1: going to see me say hi to everybody, because what
Speaker 1: are my friends? He thinks he's doing that to me
Speaker 1: right now and when he doesn't know that I'm all
Speaker 1: mutual meday. Now who's gonna Talk First? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It should be him because he started this movie, but
Speaker 1: at the end of the day he was an acquaintance
Speaker 1: with so an acquaintance. If you losing acquaintance to lose nothing,
Speaker 1: do you have to think? Has My life changed at
Speaker 1: all since not speaking to this man? No, has my
Speaker 1: life changed at all? I'm not speaking to this girl. No,
Speaker 1: if your life is not changing a significant way from
Speaker 1: not speaking to somebody, they're really what value were they
Speaker 1: adding to you in the first because people want to
Speaker 1: act like well, you just be friends. Everybody is friends
Speaker 1: with somebody because you get something from it, period, whether
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's me, and me and Josh are
Speaker 1: friends because me and Josh have a shared experience and
Speaker 1: we understand each other and we laugh and we talk
Speaker 1: or whatever. We and Josh are friends because we like
Speaker 1: talking to each other and we understand each other. But
Speaker 1: if it gets to a point with somebody where it's
Speaker 1: like this isn't working or this isn't can you lose
Speaker 1: that person? And that is fine and it can be
Speaker 1: hurtful as it is, but you have to know if
Speaker 1: somebody's AQUAINTANS and they're coming at you with friends. You're
Speaker 1: like hey, this is like I'm that's I'm very careful
Speaker 1: about who I give my phone number two or like,
Speaker 1: because there somebody was like, oh, we're friends, and I'm like, Bro,
Speaker 1: I know you because stand up. If it wasn't four,
Speaker 1: stand up, I wouldn't know you. Do you have to.
Speaker 1: Can say the same thing with my sister. I'm like, listen,
Speaker 1: I know you because we grew up in the same house,
Speaker 1: but like, we're not cool with each other, so stop
Speaker 1: trying to invite me to Christmas. You know what I mean? Well,
Speaker 1: not only did we not have time to get to
Speaker 1: the stories, we didn't have time to get to our
Speaker 1: underrated but we got plenty of great underrated. It's like
Speaker 1: the new reporting spam, the muting people in real life,
Speaker 1: h calling people acquaintances instead of I feel like that,
Speaker 1: like you are an acquaintance. Is a great thing. Somebody
Speaker 1: friends are collegue, colleague, something more. Colleagues, collegue, how happens
Speaker 1: to like, don't like. We are not friends, we are
Speaker 1: lovers and honestly, like saying lovers in this day and
Speaker 1: age is a is a weird thing. Sometimes that's what it's.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like people want to say friends with your lovers. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're loving night loves in the night time. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it implies friendship and really it's just lovered him. Friends
Speaker 1: of benefits. Means you were friends first. Yeah, lovers and
Speaker 1: somebody you look up with you. A woman once told me.
Speaker 1: She said, I've taken a young lover, Um, and I
Speaker 1: thought that was kind of a cool way. She was like,
Speaker 1: you know, she was like thirty one and like her
Speaker 1: her boyfriend like enough, she's not all enough. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think that. But no, if you're not over taking
Speaker 1: a young lover. Yes, I'm almost taking a lover age
Speaker 1: and I'm not excited about it. But yeah, so I
Speaker 1: guess we did what we were supposed to do today. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't say. Where can people find you? Follow you,
Speaker 1: get reported as spamed by you. I am listen. You
Speaker 1: do it to yourself, you know, don't them. Did it,
Speaker 1: like somebody said. He was like, Oh, you got the
Speaker 1: guy fired. I said no, he got there. You Go.
Speaker 1: It's D you, elsie eat, S L O and on
Speaker 1: the social media's underrated. Is She with sharp? She's Silky
Speaker 1: jumbo on all of the social media platforms. That produced
Speaker 1: her one woman show. Don't reach in the bag, Um,
Speaker 1: that's where Matt Listen To. Hold Up. New episodes come
Speaker 1: out every Thursday. The latest episode that came out is
Speaker 1: bananas versus plantains, because Josh's mouth is broke. Don't, don't,
Speaker 1: don't do this now. Don't do this now, because you
Speaker 1: know it's the end of the podcast. So I can't
Speaker 1: learn myself because we can't be here forever. So you
Speaker 1: stop in. All right. Look, so, if you're looking for
Speaker 1: me on social on all this stuff, okay, if you're
Speaker 1: looking for me all you can find me at Josh
Speaker 1: shows and comedy, on Instagram, Tiktok and Youtube. All right.
Speaker 1: And and my underrated is, honestly, I'll say it. It's
Speaker 1: a little conceited, but I'll go there. It's hold up.
Speaker 1: We have a great time. We love doing this podcast together. Um,
Speaker 1: it comes out every Thursday. I have another podcast that
Speaker 1: do with a mutual friend of ours, Logan. It's called
Speaker 1: the Josh John and show, and that also comes out
Speaker 1: on Thursdays. So check us out and have some fun
Speaker 1: with us and go into your weekend right. Yeah, please do.
Speaker 1: It's a very good show. Josh was telling wild stories show.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he's still here. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: Logan says. He's like, have you not died? You or
Speaker 1: you need a book, like, do things need to happen
Speaker 1: if you need to write a book, or we just
Speaker 1: need to be glass that that you're covered in the
Speaker 1: blood of yeah, that's those Mama prayers. That those Mama prayers.
Speaker 1: That is is there a tweet or some of the
Speaker 1: work of social media you guys have been enjoying? Um, HMM,
Speaker 1: good question. I actually really like your uh, your instagram.
Speaker 1: The way you curate your stories is very well done.
Speaker 1: You take us on a journey. My favorite, well, I
Speaker 1: see a lot of twitter on stagram because, Um, I'm
Speaker 1: a grown up, but my favorite one that I have
Speaker 1: seen so far is um, with all the African joffre
Speaker 1: went through the ocean. You're surprised as a Black Mermaid. YEA,
Speaker 1: my favorite. Yeah, if you aren't aware of the translation,
Speaker 1: just look at the history of that and then you'll
Speaker 1: go she's right, she's right, she's right. So, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: been my favorite instagram amazing. Well, thank you, guys so
Speaker 1: much for joining us. I really appreciate it. Thanks for
Speaker 1: spending all the time with us. Matt Leeb, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for joining us. Co Host. Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you all that good stuff. Yeah, thank
Speaker 1: you for having me. You can find me on Instagram
Speaker 1: at Matt Leave Jokes Um, or twitter at Matt Leeb
Speaker 1: Al I eb Um. And also, yeah, if you love
Speaker 1: the wire and you want to listen to podcasts about
Speaker 1: it where we rewatch it, listen to pod yourself the wire.
Speaker 1: It just started and, uh, it's a it's a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. I think people will like it. Yeah, check
Speaker 1: it out. Um, is there tweeter, some other work of
Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying? Yes, there is a tweet
Speaker 1: that I have been laughing at Um for a while now. Um,
Speaker 1: it's from comedian writer Tim Barnes. Right after the queen died,
Speaker 1: he tweeted her final words were elves can't be black,
Speaker 1: which right? which is you know, the a lot of people,
Speaker 1: with the new Lord of the Ring Show, are losing
Speaker 1: their minds. Over black elves. So I thought that was
Speaker 1: very good. You can find me on twitter at Jack
Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brien. Uh tweet I've been enjoying. Patrick Rad and
Speaker 1: Keith tweeted NYT reporter. So what we found was that
Speaker 1: two plus three equals five the daily. Huh. Wait, wait
Speaker 1: a second, I just want to make sure I understand this.
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is that too plus three equals
Speaker 1: five New York Times reporter. Exactly. That's a great way
Speaker 1: to put it. Um, that was a good uh lighted
Speaker 1: ribbing of the daily. They give some good reportage, but sure.
Speaker 1: But you know, sometimes I'm just like, what do we
Speaker 1: need Barbaro for? I'm sorry. And then Matt McDermott tweeted
Speaker 1: this is why I love Baltimore, and it's the picture
Speaker 1: of one of those baby changing tables. Uh, and somebody
Speaker 1: wrote in sharp on it. Play sacrifice here. Hail Satan
Speaker 1: Um and just well executed groups someone who's about to
Speaker 1: be a dad, I really appreciate yeah, Um, you can
Speaker 1: find me on twitter at Jack Underscore. Brian. You can
Speaker 1: find us on twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're at the
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Speaker 1: and a website, daily's like guys dot com, where he
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