Santorum Over Obama: A Cake, Revisited
Over 30,000 people have now gotten an eyeful of the Santorum Cake on BuzzFeed after it was featured on the front page. Hundreds of thousands more have seen it on various blogs and forums.
Who would have thought that at this point we’d be so close to the dream of stiffening our deflated elephant appendage and using it to penetrate the ass that is the Democratic Party? We got ourselves in there thanks to elbow grease from Rick and truckloads of financial lubricant gathered from thousands of donors, stored up over decades in their mattresses.
We already know that the economy is the biggest crack in Obama’s armor. Now all we have to do is find a hole in Obama’s “crack” and rip that crack open with our biggest tool, Rick Santorum.
Make sure to check out the original post about the Santorum Cake. The writing is just as important as the picture. And take a look at the About page for gratuitously ironic pictures of me with Rick Santorum.
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