There’s more news and less comprehension today than any historical period that didn’t involve literal witch trials, and trying to stay on top of it all can feel like playing a game of telephone with 30 people, except everyone’s speaking at the same time and like a third of them are openly racist for some reason. From Cracked co-founder Jack O’Brien, THE DAILY ZEITGEIST is stepping into that fray with some of the funniest and smartest comedic and journalistic minds around. Jack and co-host Miles Gray spend up to an hour every weekday sorting through the events and stories driving the headlines, to help you find the signal in the noise, with a few laughs thrown in for free.
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-the-daily-zeitgeist-28516718/
episode 4: NYPD Bad At Planting Evidence, Carbon Capture Can’t Contain Climate Change 05.02.24
In episode 1669, Miles and guest co-host Ben Bowlin are joined by comedian, Joe Kwaczala, to discuss… Dems Are Going To Rescue Speaker Mike Johnson, NYPD Uses Kryptonite Bike Locks To Justify Brutal Assault On Students, Carbon Capture Is Impressive – But It isn’t A “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card For Governments and more!
- Dems Are Going To Rescue Speaker Mike Johnson
- Columbia Triggered a Massive Campus Crackdown. Now the NYPD Will Stay for Weeks...
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Speaker 1
Also, your voice sounds super sexy. What kind of microphone
00:08
are you on?
00:09
Speaker 2
Oh? Boy, man, real easy, that's that's a that's a
00:13
proprietary secret. That's Joe's whole secret. Man. Like, well, yeah, man,
00:17
how what kind of sexy as Mike? You guys?
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Speaker 3
Yeah, I mean I just a sexy tron five thousand?
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Speaker 2
Is that?
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Speaker 1
Like old?
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Speaker 2
Yeah? I thought it was the fucka tron three hundred,
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But it's a second.
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Speaker 3
I stopped using that one a while, okay, just out
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of you know, growing up.
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Speaker 2
So yeah, no, that's true. Yeah, I guess that that
00:36
says more about me than anything. Still using the fuck tron?
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Speaker 3
Whatever works?
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Speaker 2
Hello, Internet, and welcome to season three, thirty six, Episode
00:50
four of the Dailies. That guys, it's a production of iHeartRadio,
00:53
and obviously this is the podcast where we take a
00:55
deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It's Thursday a second,
01:00
twenty twenty four, and I'm doing my best to sound
01:03
as sexy on Mike as possible. My name is Miles
01:06
Gray AKA oh Ship. Where's my AKA here? It is?
01:10
Oh shit? Now that discord is reloading and I lost
01:13
my fucking place. Keep this in. This is part of
01:16
the matter.
01:16
Speaker 1
This is a log AKA, this is a yeah, this
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is all.
01:22
Speaker 2
AKA, oh fuck, where's my fucking shit?
01:25
Speaker 3
Fuck?
01:26
Speaker 2
AKA we got a rats, I got a plan to
01:30
get him out of here. Mayor Adams is the problem.
01:34
He's keeping rats in his own house, throwing them out
01:37
with carbon monoxide. That'll work for a little while until
01:41
they find a new place, too high A kay, thank
01:44
you so much. That's First Blood five to two two
01:46
on the Discord. Look, it's been a while since we
01:48
were doing the Fast Car sort of, you know, rewritings,
01:52
and yeah, the story about New York's rats are who
01:55
was apparently fucking up because people are getting sick with
01:59
I forget lepto perosis, I believe is like a bacterial
02:03
infection you can only get from interacting with ratpe. So
02:07
that's how bad things are there. It's really more again
02:10
like when you're saying, more a bummer story about New
02:12
York in general. But anyway, that's enough for me. I
02:15
am thrilled to be joined. Oh shit, I forgot even
02:18
to god, see, this is what happens when I'm running
02:20
the show. I forgot to tell people what May second was.
02:23
It's National Life Insurance Day. Just you guys can get it.
02:26
Get your fucking affairs in order. It's also national Yeah,
02:29
get your shit together. You better get that life insurance policy.
02:31
Tell your friends so then maybe you might you know whatever.
02:34
I've seen enough datline to know what happens when you
02:36
got a good life insurance policy. H and also National
02:39
truffle Day. But not like the fancy shits that you
02:41
shave on the pasta that we're talking about, like the
02:44
chocolates that have the shits inside that are the good ones.
02:47
I think that's what I always called the troubles the
02:48
good ones. Anyway, I'm thrilled to be joined by today's
02:52
guest co host, one of the most mysterious men in
02:55
podcasting and someone who deals with the dark arts of
02:58
Corvid training. Knows how to commune with crows. He's also
03:02
the host, one of the hosts of the hits show
03:04
Stuff They Don't Want You to Know. He's also an author.
03:07
He's also got a pretty I guess marginal a sexy
03:11
microphone right now, but that's okay, but please welcome to
03:14
the microphone, mister Benbulla. Hey, hey, welcome back.
03:18
Speaker 4
Heah akas got ak Yeah, well I get it. I
03:23
could do aka, let's see in service to your great
03:27
tradition of naming the days, miles, it is also International
03:31
Scurvy Awareness Day, So doctor scurvy.
03:35
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah, you weren't aware. You weren't aware them. May
03:38
second is scurvy Awareness Day.
03:40
Speaker 3
This is why we do it.
03:41
Speaker 2
Yeah, exactly. Holy shit, I'm sorry, is scurvy? I'm sorry?
03:45
Am I ignorant in thinking that like that shit's for
03:48
pirates and like people on ships or like that? Are
03:52
we still fucking like? I guess it's part of malnutrition.
03:55
I don't know.
03:56
Speaker 1
It's a common Uh, it's a common stereotype and misconception
03:59
that I am, my colleagues labor against.
04:01
Speaker 2
So we're raising awareness of it.
04:03
Speaker 1
Yes, please consume some citrus of your of your choice.
04:09
Speaker 2
I don't know how long. Isn't that we're like the
04:11
where they started they call people liamis yeah, as a
04:15
scurvy reference.
04:17
Speaker 1
Yeah, I think so, because when you were on like
04:20
we associate this with high racy, but we should associate
04:23
it also with just that age of a bunch of
04:26
people consentially or non consentually on boats in the neighbor
04:32
I appreciate it. Yes, yeah, oh god? And and what
04:36
they they eventually discovered without getting the whole story. You know, pirates,
04:41
especially even if they chose to be on the ship,
04:44
they're kind of living rough life. They're kind of always
04:47
on so h So it took a while to realize
04:51
the source of why they were getting cartoonishly loose teeth
04:55
and all these other scurvy things.
04:58
Speaker 2
Like you know how to lose xylophone? Like, yeah, exactly,
05:02
and now I'm realizing too. The nickname came from American
05:05
sailors who like didn't believe that taking like eating citrus
05:09
with would Ward.
05:10
Speaker 1
Off screen, were anti vaxers for citrus.
05:15
Speaker 2
Fucking clowns, American sailors. Come on, man, anyway, Ben, We're
05:21
thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a
05:24
repeat guest. It's a very funny, very funny person, very
05:28
funny comedian hails from the Pittsburgh area. I was just
05:32
just celebrating a video that they did about I think.
05:34
I don't know if sorry if I completely misnamed the title,
05:37
but it felt like two guys from Pittsburgh talking about
05:39
seeing Oppenheimert basically yeah, yeah, and you can catch this
05:43
man May tenth at the Alameda Comedy Club. Shoutout arias
05:45
I gang, I'm looking at you. You better pull up. And also,
05:47
if you're in Saratoga Springs, New York, May thirty, first
05:50
you will be able to catch our guests. Joe Cuzolo, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
05:56
Speaker 3
Hello Joe, Hey, it's me aka Vitamin C proficient.
06:03
Speaker 2
Oh there we go. I love man. I used to
06:07
drink so much orange juice, like as a kid. I
06:09
don't know why. I'm like, I don't know I had
06:12
that memory, but I just think of like that minute
06:14
made vitamin D enriched fucking orange juice that I would
06:18
just fuck it down.
06:20
Speaker 3
Yeah, And it is because well, I think especially, I
06:22
think there's something about like that era where we thought,
06:26
like orange juice. The commercials tell me it's the best
06:29
possible thing I can put my body. Yeah, now we're like,
06:33
it's the sugariest thing with nah almost no, Like the
06:37
nutritional value is completely canceled out by the Yeah.
06:40
Speaker 2
You will get survy from drinking yeah all the way
06:45
back around. Yeah, we should have.
06:47
Speaker 1
We should have known it was a grift when Sonny
06:49
D came out as like a hip competitor, right, is
06:55
a chef?
06:55
Speaker 3
Kiss?
06:55
Speaker 2
Have you had the fucking boozy sunny D that they sell. Now,
06:59
excuse me, I thought that was dude. No, they have
07:02
like a canned hard Seltzer sunny D. It's pretty I've
07:07
I had a sip. I was like, it actually pays
07:09
off on the promise, like it's boozy, bubbly sunny D
07:12
sonny D Vodka Seltzer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. The working
07:19
parents screwdriver, I think it's what we call that.
07:22
Speaker 3
And it's sunny D. It's not sunny delight for the
07:25
for the faga Seltzer. They go full sunny D mm hmmmmm,
07:29
which is smart. They respected, Yeah, that it's so funny.
07:32
I was in the same like that misconception about like,
07:35
well it's juice. It was like one hundred percent juice,
07:37
and like commercial was like the guy put a straw
07:40
in an orange, so it's basically like the inside of
07:42
an orange right in here.
07:43
Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah, oh added sugar. What's that.
07:47
Speaker 3
Strong ad campaign? I recalled. They really were going for
07:50
it in terms of brainwashing the youth. Oh yeah, orange juice.
07:55
Speaker 2
I mean our parents too, Like my mom was like, yeah,
07:57
that's fine, it's not soda, right, I'm like, no, Mom,
07:59
it's minute he says, right there, there's hue, What the
08:02
fuck a thing? Just a little spicy exactly, then down
08:07
a half gallon while watching fucking South Park or some shit.
08:10
Speaker 1
Still not as creepy as the Got Milk commercials. Just
08:13
to be honest, you're looking back, I learned a lot well.
08:16
Speaker 2
I learned who Aaron Burr was because of those commercials.
08:18
Speaker 1
Short plication was creepy because it was a Trede association, right,
08:23
it wasn't a company.
08:25
Speaker 3
It probably it was the Dairy Farmers Association of America.
08:29
Speaker 1
It was just the idea of milk, Do you have it?
08:32
Or are you a loser?
08:33
Speaker 2
Got? Do you have this?
08:34
Speaker 3
Ship?
08:35
Speaker 2
No? Then you might be in a full body cast
08:37
having convulsions like what was that one? Oh? The guy
08:41
was in the full body cast and then they brought
08:43
like cookies, right, and he needed like milk and he
08:46
was like, dude, that one's actually pretty horrific.
08:50
Speaker 3
A lot of the milk ads I'm realizing are about
08:52
people and their failure to communicate. Right, it's the only
08:55
thing getting in a way of people in their milk. Yeah, truly,
08:59
it should just be got a therapist? Are you able
09:01
to voice their needs?
09:03
Speaker 2
Properly.
09:03
Speaker 3
Yeah, maybe got a clear passageway between your mouth and
09:07
people's ears, right, Yeah, but yeah, we had beef. It's
09:11
what's for dinner occasionally, you get you get those, right,
09:13
you get the Yeah, it's just from a product, it's
09:17
just from yeah a yeah.
09:19
Speaker 2
Like and it wasn't.
09:20
Speaker 1
Yeah, pork was like the other Yeah, I think had
09:25
had their time.
09:27
Speaker 3
Yeah.
09:27
Speaker 2
The fabric of our lives, Yeah, there it is there. Yeah,
09:31
we're a fabric of our undoing, potentially because we haven't
09:34
quite we quite haven't reconciled our differences with King Cotton heavily.
09:38
But anyway, that is enough of that. We got to
09:41
tell the people what we're going to be talking about today.
09:44
Looks like the Dems are pulling a bit of an
09:46
Avenger ship. They're coming out the portals to help poor
09:50
speaker Mike Johnson from being ousted. So we will talk
09:53
about why the Democrats are like, yeah, I guess we'll
09:55
fucking save mister Jesus jerk off app from completely screwing
10:00
up Congress. We'll get into those details. We're gonna talk
10:03
about the So basically, there was another full on clearing
10:08
of protesters at Columbia University for the second time, and
10:11
the NYPD is doing there doing what cops like to do,
10:15
which is be like and our violence was justified because
10:19
of this object we found or place.
10:21
Speaker 1
You could buy at any store.
10:23
Speaker 3
Hey, hey, buy any store.
10:27
Speaker 2
Hey, what do you some kind of frigging comy? Get
10:30
the fuck out of here?
10:31
Speaker 3
We go all some anarchy headquarters.
10:33
Speaker 2
This guy works for a big bike lock. You know,
10:37
look at this ship. If it wasn't dangerous, why would't
10:39
they call it kryptonite exactly? Because it's gonna it's it's
10:43
you could defeat Superman or maybe it's a brand name.
10:46
I don't know, but we'll talk about their latest push
10:49
to try and completely obscure and obfuscate around the student protests,
10:54
and then the we gotta talk. There's talk now about
10:57
how we might be saved from clim a change because
11:01
we're gonna do carbon capture. This is something that keeps
11:04
happening that most people know isn't really that effective.
11:08
Speaker 1
So the autonomist loves it.
11:10
Speaker 2
Oh yeah, of course anything that's like, well, don't turn
11:14
off that revenue stream? Is there? Can we invent a
11:16
fake solution? Was that called carbon sequestration?
11:18
Speaker 1
Yeah?
11:19
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah, we're doing that we're doing that. So we'll
11:22
get into that and many other fun things. But first
11:25
jokeaz alla Pittsburgh's very own. First of all, what's the
11:29
best thing to eat in Pittsburgh that isn't parogi or
11:31
Permanny brothers?
11:33
Speaker 3
Uh catch up?
11:36
Speaker 2
Oh.
11:37
Speaker 3
The reason I say that is because there's a lot
11:39
of pride for Hines.
11:41
Speaker 2
Yeah.
11:42
Speaker 3
I was famously bottled in Pittsburgh for a long time.
11:46
Heinz Field once was the name of the I don't
11:51
live there anymore, but I am positive whatever the Heinz
11:54
Field is called now, which was a recent change, and
11:56
they're not if it's acroshure or whatever like, they are
12:00
calling it hines Field till the end of time, until
12:02
it is rightfully re renamed Hinesfield. Sum, No, it's no
12:10
bad ye, but yet there's a lot of pride for
12:13
hines I even think they you can sell hines for
12:17
like a little bit more because they know pittsburghs are
12:20
going to buy it. And this might be that I
12:29
am taking it face value from my parents who switched
12:33
to Hunts, which was I was like, we got Hunts.
12:36
When I was back visiting, I was like, what are
12:37
you guys doing? They were like, here's the deal crisis here. Yeah,
12:41
they don't bottle it in Pittsburgh anymore, so you're not
12:44
supporting the local economy. And then two, they can sell
12:48
Hines more expensive in the stores because the brand loyalty
12:51
is so huge. So we were like, why are we
12:54
why we have any loyalty, it's not even a local
12:56
thing anymore. So on the Hunts train and I said, well,
13:00
it does taste exactly the same, So yeah, yeah.
13:04
Speaker 2
That's fucking wild. I mean, I'm I'm sure there's varying
13:08
levels of that wherever you go, where they're like what
13:10
the locals they fucking think this is like religious ship.
13:14
So yeah, charge of fifteen. It is weird, though. I
13:18
am pretty Heinz loyal too, Like I think just growing
13:21
up in diners and ship and like seeing that bottle
13:24
and like learning, yeah, this is it. There's only one ketchup.
13:31
Speaker 3
And they seem it's does seem like a classy brand,
13:35
like it never tried to change the design of the
13:39
regular Heinz bottle. I'm pretty sure they did get in
13:43
on the like purple ketchup. They did cranch, they didn't
13:49
mess with the design of just regular old ketchup.
13:53
Speaker 2
Ever.
13:53
Speaker 3
Yeah, they've definitely done some like Mayosterre Mustarday. Yeah, yeah exactly,
13:58
but the the bottle that you see at the restaurant
14:02
has pretty much looked the same, yeah for century.
14:06
Speaker 1
Yeah, and the balls of that ad campaign to where
14:08
they had you know, they had that meeting where they said,
14:11
people are explaining about how it's tough to get the
14:14
ketchup out of the bottle sometime, and then some guy went,
14:17
fuck it, let's make that a feature, you know what
14:19
I mean, just tell them they have to wait.
14:21
Speaker 2
Yeah, that was like exactly. I remember thinking like I
14:27
hacked the matrix when I would see adults chugling, like
14:28
you actually have to top to fifty seven, They're like,
14:30
shut up, ten year old.
14:33
Speaker 3
Let me tell you how it's done on the playground.
14:35
Speaker 1
Okay, Yeah, this guy was an old school diner veteran.
14:38
We were like a grizzled emperor of condiments and.
14:43
Speaker 2
I don't know, Hey, look man, they just they were
14:46
they were they were inviting dupars. That was like the
14:48
spot in LA and they fucking turned it into anyway
14:52
we can get into how our old haunts are used
14:54
to what they used to be. You know what I
14:56
mean all day here, but we got to get into
14:58
this question joke, Pazala, What is some from your search
15:00
history that's revealing about who you are or something you
15:03
recently screenshoted on your phone? Either?
15:05
Speaker 1
Oh?
15:06
Speaker 3
Oh interesting, well I the I looked at my Google
15:09
history and one of the most recent things I did
15:12
search was can you bring a plant back from the
15:14
brink of death?
15:16
Speaker 2
Oh?
15:16
Speaker 3
Man, Yeah, because my girlfriend was out of town for
15:19
the last month, and oh I was tasked with taking
15:25
care of many things, which I did, but there was
15:28
one plant in the corner that just was not part
15:31
of my routine. Yeah, you know, and I listen. I
15:34
kept her. I kept her sour dough starter alive. I
15:37
did that. That was did you ask? It involves scooping
15:42
flower into the discard. There's all sorts of steps. I
15:47
took a video of her explaining it to me and
15:49
then just like would play it and then just be like,
15:51
oh they smart. Scoop a starter, put it into a
15:53
new jar, put a flower into that jar, mix it up,
15:57
make have it on the scales. You know exactly how
15:59
my you're putting in there? Oh shit, like lid wait
16:03
and tilt. Is this like a like an heirloom starter
16:07
or just like just like a pandemic. This it was
16:10
before the pandemic, but it was not like from Grandpapa
16:13
right right right, just like.
16:15
Speaker 2
A smuggled across oceans.
16:17
Speaker 3
Yeah, but it has stayed alive for a good five
16:21
years at this point.
16:22
Speaker 2
So nice.
16:23
Speaker 3
I don't want to be the one. If I'm gonna
16:24
kill anything, it's gonna go to be the plant.
16:26
Speaker 2
I like that. Yeah, you're like putting yourself in like
16:28
that sitcom situation where it's like you lost the dog
16:31
and now you gotta find like a dog like looks
16:33
the same, hopefully get one over. And it's like drinking.
16:36
Speaker 3
I mean, what like is it are we Is it
16:39
fully fucking gone? Or you know, I don't think we're
16:42
fully gone. Okay, So I did learn a thing or two,
16:45
like if stuff, if leaves are particularly are like fully dead,
16:49
you chop those off. Yep, the plant isn't confused to
16:52
be like give them some water and then yeah, and
16:55
so I did. I got some water in there and
16:57
did see a little bit of a rejuvent structure. So
17:01
I was like, I think we're good. Some leaves are
17:03
definitely not looking so hot, but I think it was
17:07
the brink. We did not pass through the brink. So okay, good.
17:11
Speaker 1
Now your girlfriend may hear this show. Have you told her.
17:18
Speaker 3
This is Ai? This is all AI, so easy?
17:24
Speaker 2
Yeah, I love that one. Now, Joe, what is something
17:27
you think is under rated?
17:30
Speaker 3
I think we under rate the toll and task of
17:36
the food delivery driver. And I know there was some
17:40
discourse about this recently in food delivery in general online,
17:44
And I've always felt this way because I used to
17:46
drive for Postmates years ago, and I always felt like
17:51
the understanding that food delivery is an extreme luxury had
17:58
never really been fully understood by the consumer.
18:04
Speaker 2
Yeah.
18:04
Speaker 3
Yeah, I just have memories of like picking up truly
18:10
like not no disrespect, but Panda express things of this nature,
18:15
driving to a disrespect to the.
18:19
Speaker 2
To the people over at Panda.
18:21
Speaker 3
But then going to like a terribly difficult area of
18:26
town to park, like if people know La, like a
18:29
place like Korea town, having to having no choice but
18:32
to park in front of a fire hydrant, in front
18:35
of a massive tower, going inside the tower, having to
18:39
check in with security, having to wait for them to
18:42
activate one of the elevators, which is always they Yeah,
18:46
it's always a thing and it takes a really long time,
18:47
and then you finally get in there, you go up
18:50
to whatever floor they're on, you get off, and then
18:53
you have to navigate the labyrinth that is the gigantic
18:58
apartment complex, go to the front door to deliver Panda
19:02
Express to their front door, and there is Listen, I
19:06
don't need a cheerful thank you necessarily. But then when
19:11
you go back in your car, see that you have
19:13
a ticket and this has taken twenty minutes off of
19:17
the clock and they did not tip you, and you
19:20
made three dollars. I think it needs to be hammered
19:23
home that if you're participating in this charade, if you're
19:28
participating this and this is so like extremely taxing and
19:34
stressful activity for the driver to understand what that's doing
19:37
and to tip them like essentially one hundred percent, Like
19:40
there is no I know a lot of people online
19:42
were like, well, what if you're neurodivergent and you have
19:45
to do this, And it's like, listen, that's not what
19:47
we're talking about, because I know mo majority yeah, like
19:51
if there's some sort of disability or whatever, that's a
19:54
different conversation. But I know that there's just a lot
19:56
of people who just feel entitled to get food delivered
19:59
to their door.
20:00
Speaker 2
Yeah, and not.
20:01
Speaker 3
Have to pay for the fact that that is the
20:03
most luxurious thing.
20:05
Speaker 1
Yeah, Oh for sure.
20:06
Speaker 2
It is wild because people like well it said the
20:09
delivery few was like forty nine cents plus like those fees, Like,
20:11
I'm that's like, isn't that like you're pay It's like no, man,
20:14
that's they're getting a fraction.
20:16
Speaker 3
Of that, and they think about as do it exactly
20:19
like these apps are able to skirt minimum wage.
20:23
Speaker 2
Yah. Yeah, these aren't employees. These are independent contractors that
20:27
don't fuck. It's also brutal.
20:30
Speaker 1
Also, I just can't imagine the lack of awareness or
20:36
the evil balls it would take. I would be horrified
20:40
to not tip someone doing that knowing the knowing like
20:44
the way that kind of system has been constructed, Yeah,
20:49
to ship on the people working there.
20:51
Speaker 2
For sure. But I think that's it. That's like the
20:53
genius of so many of like these apps and things.
20:55
It's like they obscure the toll that it takes on
20:58
the human being for you to get your fucking, you know,
21:02
fucking cell phone case that you want it on Prime
21:04
they or you know, getting door dashed. It just feels like,
21:08
I don't know, I pressed a button and then like
21:09
because I put like, don't even talk to me, just
21:11
leave it at the door, and it just appears. And
21:13
I know, not of the person on the other side
21:15
who's like having to deal with the same fucking gas
21:18
prices that everyone else does and is getting Yeah an agree. Yeah.
21:23
Speaker 3
And if I can, uh, you know, proselytize a little bit,
21:27
I would advocate for meeting your driver maybe out on
21:31
the road. And if you don't want to do that,
21:33
and you live in an apartment building, at least in
21:34
the lobby.
21:36
Speaker 2
Walked out, just walk down. Yeah, make it.
21:38
Speaker 3
Easier for them so they also turn over, turnover, turn,
21:43
and it's it's good for you as well because you
21:47
don't have to like wonder if they're going to be
21:49
able to find your door. Like, just make it easy
21:51
so that you get your food faster and then come
21:54
back up. The other thing I will say is, if
21:55
you're doing delivery food, really reconsider getting a drink or
22:01
a milkshake because those are very difficult to transport.
22:04
Speaker 2
Yeah.
22:04
Speaker 3
I don't think people immediately consider that, but when you
22:08
have a bag of food you put in the passenger
22:10
seat or you put it on the floor. It's easy.
22:12
But if you have something you're juggling that could spill,
22:15
it's very difficult, not only to place in your car
22:19
as you're transporting it, but then as you're trying to
22:22
pick it up and then open your door and then
22:24
close the car door and then lock it and then
22:26
get to then open the door of the building. All
22:28
this stuff if you're juggling like a big frothy milkshake,
22:32
that's just in.
22:33
Speaker 2
Seventeen frappuccinos that you ordered, Yes, exactly, Yeah, there have
22:38
you seen. There's a subreddit called door dash Gremlin and
22:41
it's as people who like when they get the like
22:44
the food dropped off, like if they're verifying that it's
22:47
dropped off for the photo. It's people that have been
22:49
caught getting the bag from the door while the photo's
22:52
being taken, so like rather than like the photo of
22:55
like a bag by the door, it's like someone like
22:57
in just a T shirt like Winnie the Poo style,
22:59
like they're about like ah, and so people like when
23:03
they end up being a gremlin, they usually upload it
23:05
and it's always funny to see and like that. That's
23:08
when you can tell you're like, man, was it really?
23:11
Did you really have to get that delivery? But I
23:14
get it sometimes, but look, if you're gonna do it
23:16
at least fucking tip and cost is.
23:19
Speaker 3
Like that, acknowledge the way to do it a luxury?
23:21
Speaker 2
Yeah, in a in a fair equitable way. Uh. What's
23:24
something you think is overrated?
23:26
Speaker 3
And I'm gonna sound like such a little boy here, Okay,
23:29
making your bed? I do think making your bed is overrated, though,
23:34
I just don't kind of understand the weight that some
23:39
people put on it.
23:40
Speaker 1
Is it too like Sisphian for you, Like it's just
23:43
gonna be unmade again?
23:45
Speaker 2
Yeah?
23:46
Speaker 3
Like no, it's not like people who happen to come
23:50
to my home are going to see it. Only I
23:53
and my girlfriend are going to see what our room
23:55
looks like, let alone the bed and then to just
23:59
like I I just don't fully get the point of
24:04
like I'll maybe just kind of like very loosely like
24:08
put things back in the direction that they need to go.
24:12
But in terms of like talking and making sure every
24:15
I'm not sure why that's so crucial to a lifestyle.
24:22
Speaker 2
I'm I'm guessing your girlfriend is pro bed making.
24:26
Speaker 3
Interesting, that's what an interesting concept.
24:30
Speaker 2
She she is or she aligned with you, Yeah, because
24:32
I'm I'm in a similar situation she is.
24:34
Speaker 3
And I will, you know, entertain this fancy grade.
24:41
Speaker 2
Again.
24:44
Speaker 3
But I'm just kind of like I don't really.
24:47
Speaker 2
Yeah, it's like sloppy boy life, you know, like because
24:50
I'm the same way where it's like I don't know nobody,
24:53
like especially in college, I'm like, nobody's going to my
24:56
fucked up room, like and I'm already like and so
25:00
disillusioned by life, like that's the it's like so low
25:03
on my list, and yeah, like being married though I'm
25:07
also I'm with somebody who is probed for them, I
25:10
realized for them. It's like it's about a sense of order, right,
25:14
and I'm like system of a down like this order hard.
25:18
Like I'm like I don't give a fuck. I'm like
25:20
this is not chaos to me. But that's where I
25:22
begin to reckon sound like I get that certain things
25:25
that I do you don't like, or you do that
25:27
you do I don't like. But that's where we meet
25:29
and I'm like, fine, I'll make the bed, but the
25:31
throw pillows we can't have seventeen thousand fucking but there's
25:34
no point. It was a purely decorative. There's decorative they
25:37
don't have functionally go on the fucking ground all the time.
25:40
Speaker 1
And you're saying we can't even throw them, you know
25:43
what I mean?
25:43
Speaker 2
The fuck is the point. The fuck is the point.
25:45
Speaker 1
So I'm with you, guys. I'm also very impressed they
25:48
regularly sleep in beds. I'm a bit feral in that respect.
25:52
Speaker 2
Uh like a fucking hit man, like in a fucking
25:56
bark a lounger with sunglasses on it. More like.
25:59
Speaker 1
I was more like, I'm so this may be a
26:02
childish thing. I'm so opposed to sleep that sometimes I'm
26:06
just like, go to bed, I end up where I
26:09
end up, you know what, the couch, who knows. And
26:12
then I'll come to and my girlfriend is like, wonderful woman.
26:18
Terrible tasting dudes obviously, but she's she's like, I'll come
26:22
to and she's rapping me by my arm pits. It's
26:25
I'm like, She's like, maybe I can carry them to
26:28
the bedroom.
26:29
Speaker 2
I'm like, god, I Bernie lomax on him like that.
26:33
Speaker 1
I was like, you don't have the upper arm strength
26:36
for this, you don't have the.
26:37
Speaker 2
Don't and don't bother I'm a lost cause, like you
26:40
can't like and this is so such a valiant effort
26:42
on your part, But I am a waist.
26:45
Speaker 3
Kind very fine to be like. I will delicately just
26:50
kind of like slap you the chest and be like
26:52
the fuck out of here.
26:53
Speaker 2
Yeah.
26:53
Speaker 1
And I'm not intoxicated or on any kind of drugs.
26:57
It's just the sleep got me. Uh. And I got
27:01
to tell you now that, Joe, now you're saying this,
27:03
I realized that I've just always assumed whenever I'm at
27:08
anybody's house and I see the bed is made, I've
27:11
always assumed they faked it or they did it special
27:14
for that day.
27:15
Speaker 2
Wow, real drug addict thinking here, it's like you don't
27:18
have your shit together this much piece of ship. You're
27:21
just like me. Yeah, just like me another stairs. Yeah,
27:27
I mean, look, that's what I'm saying. Like I get,
27:29
it's a personal thing, like I people who want it made.
27:32
I get it, Like I get I get if you're
27:34
a person who needs things to be a certain way
27:37
of force. That makes sense. I am personally just someone
27:40
who was I was born in the darkness, you know
27:43
what I mean. You merely play around in it, you know. Yeah,
27:47
Also it does also Pittsburgh reference there too. Yeah, when
27:50
Bane came out, that's right. Wow. Yeah, although that wasn't
27:54
Pittsburgh was It wasn't explicitly Pittsbur.
27:56
Speaker 3
I mean it was if you know, you know, I
27:59
mean already of the Pittsburgh Steelers were Yeah, yeah, when
28:03
the when the stadium collapsed.
28:04
Speaker 2
But nothing but timely references on this show. Remember Baine. Anyway,
28:10
I don't make my bed and I stick. All right,
28:14
let's take a quick break. We'll come back and we're
28:16
gonna talk about this news. And we're back, so let's
28:31
just check in with the House of Representatives. I mean,
28:33
we we used to do that more, but because it's
28:36
just a fucking inert clown show, there's not much to
28:39
talk about unless you just want to be frustrated even
28:41
more with the state of our government. But for the
28:44
last month or so, Marjorie Taylor Green, you know, major
28:47
league tainted gang Green is out here, has been freaking
28:50
out about Speaker of the House Mike Johnson ever since
28:54
he went against her dear Putin and helped secure funding
28:58
for Ukraine. That was like the thing, like they were
29:00
trying so hard to prevent like this Ukraine funding and
29:03
then it happened. She's like out, it's over this guy.
29:05
This guy's done. We got to get him out of here.
29:07
And this has been a theme like with the last
29:09
like five GOP speakers. They've had to constantly manage like
29:13
the wacky bullshit demands or not really managing them, just
29:16
caving to the wacky bullshit demands that come from the
29:19
far extreme right. And I mean, I have no sympathy
29:23
for them, but this is the fucking bed that they've made.
29:27
So oh yeah, look it's all coming. We got Pittsburgh,
29:31
we got bed making, we got tarades. Look, it's all
29:34
out there for everybody. Those are the themes that are ongoing.
29:36
You get bonus points.
29:37
Speaker 3
And my girlfriend is Marjorie Taylor Green, so oh you
29:42
might see me on the news.
29:44
Speaker 2
Well yeah, being like I gotta tell you, I'm here
29:46
in New York and there's not like homeless people. Did
29:48
you see that clip where her boyfriend, that guy I
29:51
call him ass Size, His names like Brian, I don't
29:53
know what the fuck his name is, but he's like
29:55
on one of those hyper conservative news channels. He was
29:57
like in New York covering the Trump trial and he's like,
30:00
okay for Philadelphia. I gotta tell you, to be honest,
30:02
I'm looking around here in New York City. I thought
30:04
there'd be more like homeless people, like violent people, but
30:07
it's there's really not. It's not like that he was
30:09
having like a fucking crisis that things weren't like aligning.
30:12
Speaker 1
With his that that's the same thing those type of
30:16
dudes will say when they come to Atlanta. Oh you
30:19
know what I mean, Like I got I got out
30:21
of the you know, I got out of the airport. Yeah, no,
30:26
one tried to rob me once. And I'm like, are
30:29
you disappointed? Yeah, what are going on?
30:32
Speaker 2
Yeah? You wanted the adrenaline rush of being in a
30:36
flight or fight response to.
30:37
Speaker 1
They wanted the story for Facebook. They're probably all Facebook people.
30:42
Speaker 2
I mean, we still have the fucking like the politicians
30:45
are still insistent that we need more police dollars, even
30:47
though the FBI is like, yeah, crime is going down,
30:50
it's going I mean it's going down in the city there.
30:59
So anyway, your girlfriend has been really upset, Shoe, not
31:04
just with the lack of bed making, but just the
31:06
fact that this the fucking government is functioning, because that's
31:10
the thing. The sad thing is when we have these
31:13
ship bags, like, sorry, you're sorry to bring up your
31:16
girlfriend Marjorie at this point. If you mention her again,
31:18
don't feel like you need to preface it.
31:20
Speaker 1
Okay, all right, I'm sure though, I'm sure that you
31:23
have a beautiful relationship based on unrelated things.
31:26
Speaker 3
And that is incorrect.
31:27
Speaker 2
But okay, both being maga freaks, man.
31:31
Speaker 1
You're just you're at this point, you're staying together for
31:33
the starter for the sourdough starter.
31:36
Speaker 3
Yeah, for Marjorie's uh yeah patented starter, yeah Green sour Dough.
31:41
Speaker 2
But it's like, yeah, people like her and Matt Gates,
31:43
like when they're in the mix, it means things like
31:45
government shut downs and legislative grid luck are like the
31:48
norm and basically every day people suffer when like the
31:50
government can't even perform its basic functions. So Marjorie Taylor
31:54
Green thought she would have all these supporters to be like,
31:57
I think it's time to fucking oust this guy, Mike Johnson.
32:00
But she was sorely mistaken. There was like like Thomas
32:03
Massey was like the only other idiot to be like, yeah,
32:05
I think, yeah, yeah, I think this could be a movement.
32:08
But the thing is there are such slim margins for
32:10
Republicans in the House that like the Dems have basically
32:14
been like, huh, I think we can maybe wrangle this
32:17
fucker in Mike Johnson by saying we will protect him
32:21
from any attempt to oust him and like we'll give
32:24
him the votes to basically neutralize the threat of the
32:27
far right. So it's like kind of I don't know
32:29
if it's like win win, but basically for the Dems,
32:32
they're like, well, we can neutralize the far right and
32:35
also get a guy in that still does the bidding
32:39
of the military industrial complex. They get too Yeah, I
32:45
mean like you look at him, like Mike Johnson is
32:47
not someone that you're like, yeah, the guy has a
32:50
fucking spine. He's like a biggest the biggest cheerleader of
32:53
like the fucking big lie in January sixth, raw raw bullshit.
32:57
But from the calculus of the Democrats, based on what
32:59
they tell report, it's just like, yeah, the thing is
33:01
like we just think Marjorie Taylor Green is like fucking worse.
33:04
So that's kind of where we're at. And at least
33:07
this guy came around to again throw dollars at arms
33:11
manufacturers and that's the that's what the government's what this
33:14
is really about.
33:14
Speaker 3
That's why we do it. That's why we do It's.
33:16
Speaker 1
Why we're out here, Yeah, making our beds.
33:19
Speaker 2
I get I get up every morning, I open my
33:22
Bible that was it's actually branded by North of Grumman
33:26
and Raytheon and read from it, and I realized, I
33:29
got work to do. I got to make sure that
33:31
the money flows in that direction, because these drones aren't
33:34
going to build themselves hooks. They're not. They're not.
33:36
Speaker 1
There's a there's a new drone that just dropped. It's
33:39
kind of based on a Manta ray design. It's for
33:42
maritime usage.
33:44
Speaker 2
Really like under like an under like an a taxi drone.
33:49
Speaker 1
Yes, yeah, Like what what do you It's the question
33:52
I think all three of us have been asking for
33:54
a while, like what do you get the bond villain
33:56
who has everything? I'm a Manta drone, yes, yep.
34:01
Speaker 2
Next one shark drone. Yeah.
34:02
Speaker 3
I want to see more seacreature drones.
34:04
Speaker 2
Little shrimps yeah yeah, yeah, they're so tiny, like they're undetectable.
34:10
It's like, yeah, because little seahorses man, little pistol shrimps man,
34:14
pistol shrimps that actually shoot like rather than like that boom. Yeah,
34:19
fucking forty fives man fucking outfit them now north of Grummen.
34:24
Speaker 1
Now see now we're now we'd crowd sourcing for them. Yeah,
34:29
we're we're accidentally now we're in what is that rand?
34:34
Speaker 2
Exactly? The old Research and Development Corporation. Nothing weird, but whatever, Look,
34:41
colorad Us, we got we have ideas that are fun,
34:43
you know, and we're out in the box.
34:45
Speaker 3
You know.
34:45
Speaker 2
But doorry, there's still lethal. They're still fucking lethal. Yeah,
34:48
they're still fucking lethal.
34:50
Speaker 1
Also, I will say Johnson, Mike Johnson does sound I've
34:55
never met the guy, don't plan too, but does sound
34:58
very a I chat gpt his like his speeches. Yeah,
35:04
so I think he's just like he's a placeholder, right,
35:07
he's just there to play the game.
35:09
Speaker 2
Yeah he's Oh absolutely, I mean, like just he's just
35:13
he's a full on conservative creature who is just like
35:16
I just want to stay in office. But it was
35:18
it was interesting to see because there was so much
35:20
pressure from the like the far right to be like
35:22
don't give you grain money or like you know, trying
35:24
to paint it in like this America. First thing is
35:26
really just to be like, don't like help Russia maybe
35:29
or whatever. I don't know, do whatever you want. But
35:31
like the fact that he did that, I think is
35:34
what dems are like, Oh shit, interesting, he he still
35:37
knew that we still had to keep the dollars flowing
35:39
to the arms manufacturers.
35:40
Speaker 3
Okay, maybe we could work with this guy out of curiosity.
35:44
Have you guys ever met a Mike Johnson? I have, yeah, several,
35:49
because oh yeah, it's like one of the most common names, right,
35:52
common names, I would assume, Yeah, especially I think for
35:55
our general age bracket, Like.
35:57
Speaker 2
Yeah, I actually did the The or reason I remember
36:01
it is like I think I did a meet and
36:02
greet with the Olympic four hundred meter champion Michael twice.
36:07
Speaker 3
Right, that had been the most famous Michael Johnes.
36:10
Speaker 2
Yeah, exactly, sprinter Michael Jackson. Michael Johnson is so pissed
36:14
now about this Mike Johnson. I knew it.
36:16
Speaker 3
Kevin McCarthy too, Oh shit, So let's keep a streak going. Yeah,
36:20
and I just hung out with John Bayner, former Speaker
36:23
of the House.
36:23
Speaker 2
John Bayner. He's into weed now, dude, He's kind of chill.
36:27
He's kind of chill. He's trying to figure out how
36:28
to get more weed into Ohio. All right, let's move
36:31
on to the New York Police Department. So they raided
36:36
Columbia University Tuesday night, which was even more brutal and
36:39
even more brutal raid than the one before, where even
36:42
the NYPD was like you want these kids are all
36:45
like sitting down in like tense, like what do you
36:47
want us to do? Like beat the shit out of
36:48
them for like what? Okay? And now they will reportedly
36:53
be staying on campus until at least May seventeenth, because yeah,
36:57
why not pay sixty grand a year to live in
36:58
a fully literarized police state slash campus. But the thing
37:04
that's happening right now is like this clear out that happened.
37:06
There are students that barricaded themselves in Hamilton Hall. If
37:09
you recall the two episodes ago, we spoke with our
37:12
former producer Tricia, who is actually a student at Columbia
37:15
and was telling us like what's happening there, And it's
37:18
a lot different than the news would have you think,
37:19
where they're like it's just crazy shit all the time.
37:22
It's like they're students that are peacefully protesting. You guys
37:25
are covering what's happening on the outside of the campus,
37:28
which are not the student protests. Those are just other
37:30
fucking randos that are doing their thing. But the now,
37:34
the big reason why Eric Adams has being like the
37:36
New York PD is justified is because the protest was
37:40
not actually composed of Columbia students, even though they were
37:44
not letting people on campus that without a Columbia ID.
37:48
These are rather quote, and we love this fucking explanation
37:51
all the time with protests outside agitators and that conspiracy
37:57
theory has been fucking flying around and all in the
38:00
media sphere for a while now. But like he's using
38:03
this as a rationalization. During a press conference, he said, quote,
38:06
these are professionals that were here, and I just want
38:09
to send a clear message out that there are people
38:12
who are harmful and who are trying to radicalize our
38:15
children and we cannot ignore this. So he brought the
38:18
kids into it.
38:19
Speaker 1
Oh, which is nice side agitators, Yeah, you love to
38:23
see it.
38:24
Speaker 2
It's always easy to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
38:26
like it. Whether it's the easiest thing to discredit anything,
38:29
it's that sound edit like that that wasn't the real thing.
38:31
Speaker 1
Or they're so bad because of it. Yeah, I say
38:34
we lean into it. You guys, the next time you're
38:37
just having a small disagreement with your friends or you're
38:40
like in a restaurant, just go fight, go hog wild
38:43
and then say that outside agitators.
38:46
Speaker 2
Why or like if someone has an opinion like on
38:49
a like a disagreement you're having, like another person, like,
38:51
hold on, we don't need outside agitators right now. Man,
38:54
excuse me, this guy is an agent provocateur or hindes.
38:59
What do you see?
38:59
Speaker 1
I am not having it? Yeah, what do you fucking spook?
39:01
Speaker 2
Dude? What the fuck? Where are you at?
39:04
Speaker 3
If you test positive for COVID, you can just be like, no, no, no,
39:07
it's just outside agitators. Yeah, in my system right now.
39:10
So you actually, I wouldn't worry about it, and you
39:11
should let me come.
39:13
Speaker 1
That's really I'm kind of a hero, so I should
39:16
get to board the plate.
39:17
Speaker 2
Aaron Rodgers will be saying this. Probably soon someone is
39:20
gonna like, I'm not it's an outside agitation. That's probably
39:23
what's uh what's showing up on that test? But yeah,
39:26
so the NYPD's Deputy Commissioner Terry Sheppard made a promotional
39:31
stop on MSNBC's Morning Joe to show off the fucking
39:35
evidence that basically said, this is proof that there's outside agitators.
39:42
Did you arrest someone and they were forty five years old,
39:45
had nothing to do with the school and were a
39:47
criminal and like they were the ones like fucking orchesdra
39:49
and everything. No, he held up a fucking kryptonite bike
39:53
lock and was like, here it is, folks, the smoking
39:57
lock that proves that it's outside agitators. It's like, come on,
40:01
y'all had the NYPD. I thought y'all were good at
40:03
like planting shit like on people like, yeah.
40:06
Speaker 3
This is real, this.
40:07
Speaker 1
Is Slopoh okay, where are tax dollars going?
40:10
Speaker 2
I know? Yeah, like you guys aren't. You guys are
40:12
even slipping at your basic function, which is to like
40:16
just completely terrorize people and and obscure the actions of
40:19
innocent people to make them seem like bad people. So
40:22
he showed off it's like this heavy chain with the bikelock,
40:25
and if you've seen a fucking like full on kryptonite
40:28
bikelock underneath like that black like nylon wrapping, it's a
40:31
fucking industrial chain. That's why they're like, nobody's fucking cutting
40:35
through this without making a scene. And this is what
40:37
the Deputy Commissier said, quote, this is not what students
40:40
bring to school, Okay, this is what professionals bring to
40:43
campuses and universities. And you're like, a, well, what do
40:48
you mean this picture of the lock. It's like he
40:51
keeps like bringing it up during the discussion, and I mean, like,
40:54
look at this there. It's just like this, this fucking luck.
40:57
And sure, let's put aside the fact at fucking anyone
41:01
in New York City with money can buy a fucking
41:04
chain at a fucking hardware store. This fucking specific chain itself,
41:09
this which is just a fucking bikelock. It's the chain
41:11
that goes on a bike lock. It's a bikelock that
41:14
was literally promoted by Columbia University's Public safety department to
41:19
their students' like you go, hey, man, you need these
41:23
locks to keep your fucking bike safe on campus. This
41:26
literal kryptonite lock that the fucking cops like. And here
41:29
it is man outside agitators and by outside I mean
41:33
students at this universe.
41:35
Speaker 3
As inside as you can get.
41:37
Speaker 1
Yeah, you know what I mean, they're sleeper agents.
41:41
Speaker 2
Who it's it's also it's on the fucking website still,
41:47
like it's not even like wild. This isn't even some
41:50
like way back machine shit, Like if you just go
41:52
to Columbia University, they're like, hey, discount like bike locker
41:55
and laptop lock program, get it at a deal. So yeah,
41:59
those might be there since the fucking university's selling them.
42:03
Speaker 3
But I'm sure I'm sure Morning Joe caught onto it immediately.
42:07
Speaker 2
The journals of course, gotcha.
42:11
Speaker 1
Yeah, journalists.
42:12
Speaker 2
Instead you had Mika being like, oh my gosh, it
42:15
was so harrowing what these she said. Mika Razinski, the
42:19
co host, was like, I just want to, you know,
42:21
thank the officers for containing the situation. And then she
42:24
fucking previously she compared images from these campus protests to
42:28
the January sixth riot.
42:31
Speaker 3
People are doing that. They notice that online. A lot
42:34
of the right wing people are like, oh, so you
42:36
you hate January sixth, and yet look at what they're
42:39
doing at Columbia and this is kay, this is okay
42:42
to you.
42:43
Speaker 2
The same thing they had with like the Black Lives
42:44
Matter protests in twenty twenty. Also, it's always just like, oh,
42:47
but you're okay with this kind it's like these people
42:49
are walking around and then the cops just started busting
42:51
fucking heads in, and then the Capitol they're like taking
42:54
they're flicking it up, taking selfies with rioters. Very different vibes, oh,
42:58
very different vibes. And yeah, it's also funny too because
43:02
NBC themselves they've even promoted this fucking bike clock. If
43:06
you go on NBC News, they have a thing it's
43:07
like our favorite bike locks that'll keep your bike safe.
43:10
And that fucking kryptonite lock is on there too. So
43:13
it's just a bunch of disingenuous bullshit all around. And yeah,
43:17
there was a guy like so a journalist pressed the
43:21
deputy commissioner to be like, hey, man, like here's saying,
43:25
hey here, here's like this law. It's actually a bike
43:28
lock that the students have, and he could not process it,
43:30
so he just like kind of like ignored her while
43:33
she was bringing this up. This is an interaction between
43:35
Katie Honan as a journalist and the deputy police commissioner
43:40
who is basically keep has the fucking chain in hand
43:43
still to be like no, no, this is a fucking
43:45
chain like this, this is a chain that he's completely
43:48
ignoring the fact that she's like, this is available to students.
43:53
Speaker 1
Change is this the same thing?
43:58
Speaker 2
Why would why would this thing? Why was this brought here?
44:03
Because these are the locks that we cut off for
44:05
the doors.
44:05
Speaker 3
In Hamlet where any outside agitators arrested at Columbia's Hamilton Hall.
44:09
Speaker 2
I think, I think wanted to address that all no, no,
44:12
they didn't, Yeah, no they didn't, and that, and then
44:16
he came back and said, he's like, well, there were,
44:19
but we can't really give you information yet because we
44:21
have to talk to Columbia. But just so you know,
44:24
I'm not I can't even actually give you the criteria
44:26
for what an outside agitator is. But from my perspective,
44:29
I believe the outside agitator someone who goes from the
44:32
outside to the inside. So they were outside the building,
44:36
and then they went inside the building and barricaded themselves,
44:39
so they might be outside like I don't know, they
44:41
there's no there's no fucking detail here, so it's all
44:44
fucking whatever. Just what I was actually got a joke
44:47
about that. Now I'm kind of uncomfortable. I'm sorry. Sorry, man.
44:53
My drive, my dead pan delivery is so fucking on
44:55
point and It's also we live in a health scape
44:57
where that kind of bullshit is believable, unfortunately.
45:00
Speaker 3
I mean, yeah, speaking of bedpan, this this reminded me
45:03
of like spinal tap, Like this one goes through eleven,
45:06
like the very same vibes of like this is a change, Yeah,
45:09
this is a chain. You can buy this, yeah, industrial
45:14
this is industrial change.
45:15
Speaker 2
Yeah.
45:15
Speaker 3
But isn't this the same one? Couldn't.
45:20
Speaker 2
Couldn't someone else's buy that at the campus?
45:22
Speaker 1
But I believe they covered that already.
45:24
Speaker 3
This one's a chance. But but it goes up.
45:27
Speaker 2
Couldn't someone just add another notch and say theirs goes
45:30
up to them? Get him out of here, Get him
45:33
out of here, Get him out of here. Outside agitator,
45:35
outside agitator, Get them out. They're asking questions, they're they're
45:40
bringing up truths in front of us, while we're trying
45:42
to discredit a mass student movement that's a peaceful one. Anyway,
45:45
gotta go, all right, let's take a quick break, we'll
45:48
come back. We'll talk about another charade if you will,
45:52
carbon capture, and we're back. So it's the year of
46:06
our Lord Joe Biden twenty twenty four, and we have
46:09
artificial intelligence that can make tupac. You know, we enter
46:12
a rap beef with Kendrick Lamar. You can go to
46:15
space if you're not an astronaut. Drones or delivering pizzas
46:19
or deadly munitions up to you. But the best way
46:22
of letting everybody in your neighborhood know that you're ordering pizza,
46:25
obviously is using drones. But we have all these advancements,
46:29
but we're still burning coal for fucking power, like it's
46:34
the goddamn turn of the century. And you know, there
46:37
was an interval. There was environmental news this week where
46:40
the G seven announced a collective plan to quote phase
46:43
out coal fired power plants by the mid twenty thirties,
46:46
and people are like, oh, okay, can we do that sooner?
46:51
And while you know, coal isn't that popular anymore, but
46:53
it's still widely used. It's and it's not the only
46:56
contributor to our fucking carbon emissions. Is the absolute like
47:01
most fucked up. It puts out the most carbon dix
47:04
at per unit of energy. It's like the word yeah,
47:06
it's it's thank you, dirty, dirty coal. But then it
47:10
comes this announcement is just like, oh great, what's the deal?
47:13
So like they're going to be gone by the mid
47:14
twenty thirties. We're ending the use of what we call
47:19
unabated coal, which means what you can keep your plants
47:24
burning coal as long as quote carbon pollution is captured
47:29
before entering the atmosphere. Hell yeah, I love a grift.
47:33
Speaker 1
Let's get it.
47:33
Speaker 2
Let's get it, a drift capture? What does that even mean?
47:36
Exactly right, because there's there's similar regulations in the like
47:40
the latest that came out of the EPA that Joe
47:42
Biden is, you know, obviously Joe Biden's EPA, but these
47:45
were announced last week and would force plants to capture
47:47
ninety percent of their carbon emissions if they want to
47:49
quote stay open beyond twenty thirty nine. What what that
47:54
Biden will be ninety seven years old and potentially a
47:56
T one thousand at that point. And again when John
48:00
Kerry in twenty twenty one was like, no, man, we're
48:02
gonna be We're gonna be off coal by twenty thirty
48:05
and now we're like, if you want to keep your
48:07
coal past twenty thirty nine, put like a condom on
48:10
the smoke stack and everything will be okay. But again,
48:14
this plant is basically suggesting that coal plants can keep
48:17
going as long as they use carbon capture. And it's
48:21
just like there's no one thing that's carbon capture. It's
48:24
like an umbrella term, you know what I mean. It's
48:25
like a it's a collection of technologies that can take
48:29
out CO two from the atmosphere and store it. But again,
48:32
like you're saying, there's a number of issues with capturing
48:35
it and how it works. Like there's one currently right,
48:38
CO two is being transported via pipelines, which are very dangerous.
48:42
In twenty twenty at COE two pipeline ruptured in Mississippi
48:45
and at least forty five people ended up in a hospital. Okay,
48:48
that doesn't sound like maybe we get that one off
48:49
the table.
48:50
Speaker 3
But pipelines are usually so good. Yeah, yeah, usually you're
48:53
so popular. Yeah, exactly like the other. The other thing too,
48:57
is they're saying like, oh, maybe we should clear cup
48:58
parts of our national forest. That's another thing that's been
49:01
fucking proposed to be, Like, well, we could just do
49:05
it through the forest. It's like, but we would need
49:07
to clear a lot of trees to be it's using it.
49:10
Speaker 2
Yeah, right, yeah, a little bit dude. Birds can find
49:16
another tree trees at home exactly.
49:18
Speaker 1
Well, fixed that we'll fix by going to private industry
49:22
with bird condos, right.
49:24
Speaker 2
Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, black gets into it. They're like, yeah, man,
49:27
kind of bird nests. People are buying up fucking distressed
49:31
bird nests and ship.
49:34
Speaker 1
I don't understand. Okay, So where maybe I'm missing something here?
49:39
I get that it's the the bad junk is going
49:44
through the pipeline, but what is the destination point?
49:47
Speaker 2
Where is it?
49:49
Speaker 3
You know, it's it's just leaves, it leaps, it goes away.
49:53
Speaker 2
What's the prime righting outside agitator? Man?
49:56
Speaker 1
Right, I'm being a dick, no further questions.
49:59
Speaker 2
And also we don't ask why there's literally no federal
50:02
oversight body for carbon dioxide pipeline projects. That's the other
50:06
struck red. Yeah, there's no federal overside for this shit.
50:09
So basically you're being like, yeah, man, we trust you
50:11
to fuck the earth even further, and like, yeah, to
50:14
your point, like what do you do with it? Right?
50:16
Some things are being stored, right, then there are other
50:19
ones are like, well, we can actually use it for
50:21
other stuff, Like for example, the carbon dioxide used to
50:24
be like carbonate of beverage, well, that goes back into
50:27
the atmosphere the second you open that fucking can, so
50:29
you're not quite doing away with that carbon dioxide, even
50:32
if you gave it another use or like dry ice.
50:35
As the dry ice melts, it just returns into the
50:38
air in the form of carbon dioxide. But and then
50:41
they also like, well, we can use it to extract
50:43
like well, like oil from older oil wells. But people
50:47
are like, what the fuck are you talking? Like, we're
50:49
gonna let them fuck the earth, and then the emissions
50:52
that they use can be used to procure even more
50:55
fucking fox so fuel, Like, none of it fucking makes sense,
50:58
and they're trying right now. Oil companies are trying to
51:01
spin this whole thing. Is like, it's sort of like
51:03
what we call net zero oil. Oh great, yeah, exactly,
51:08
it's net zero. The only net zero I respect came
51:10
in a free CD boot disc to get fucking Internet,
51:14
you know what I mean? Not this bullshit anyway, that's
51:17
a washing millennial reference for people. So the other thing
51:20
is like they say, well it could be recycled into fuel,
51:22
it's too expensive and it's not efficient, So then that
51:25
basically leaves us with burying it underground. And that's where
51:29
the forests come in. They're like, okay, man, we use
51:32
the pipelines to fucking hill, Like take the fucking car
51:36
CO two and put it under the fucking forest, which
51:39
is just adding insult the injury.
51:42
Speaker 3
So we're going to carbonate, carbonate the forest.
51:44
Speaker 1
I like his spicy forest. Let's try it.
51:46
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a carbonata if you will. And then
51:50
there's like the question of how like effective carbon capture
51:53
really is, because that's the thing that is always the
51:55
second that these like energy companies and coal mining company
52:00
and fossil fuel producing companies have said. They're like, well,
52:02
there's carbon sequestration. That's why you don't we can keep
52:05
business as usual because we will capture it and then
52:08
we will fucking do something with it that eventually lets
52:12
it go back into the atmosphere. Like a recent study
52:16
that found that in industrial plants, like one of these
52:18
industrial plants that was like we have a great carbon
52:20
capture system, it was only able to reduce the plant's
52:22
emissions by ten to eleven percent, so not quite the
52:27
eighty to ninety percent. And yeah, like the administration is
52:30
currently fundeling billions of dollars into the technology and it's
52:34
which is fucking wild because even though it's like some
52:38
of these like sequestration programs are being operated by the
52:42
fossil fuel companies. So there's a government funded project in
52:47
Texas that is being run by a subsidiary of Occidental Petroleum,
52:51
which is like you get stabbed by a mugger and
52:54
then the mugger puts on like a fake mustache in
52:57
doctor's coat and he's like, hey man, you want to
52:58
pay seventy bucks for a bandaid? And you're like, aren't
53:00
you the fucking guy? Just what the fuck is this?
53:04
Speaker 1
Well, you see, it's oversimplified to say that knives and
53:08
muggings are the problem.
53:09
Speaker 2
Oh okay, yeah, we need bigger band aids big and
53:16
the knives aren't as dangerous. It really into something we
53:19
call blood capture.
53:20
Speaker 1
We're also definitely not vampires.
53:23
Speaker 2
Yeah, it's just a very very wild thing because you know,
53:27
a lot of especially climate scientists, are like, it doesn't
53:30
doesn't make sense if you're still burning it just to
53:33
capture it, and the technology isn't good enough, like you're
53:38
you're functionally doing like fuck all. Like it's not a
53:41
get out of jail free card because it still has
53:43
impacts on the climate, So just keep an eye out
53:46
when people are trying to tell you that this may
53:48
be the answer when really, like, obviously the big thing,
53:51
especially in America is we just don't have a modernized
53:54
electrical grid. So there are a lot of opportunities for
53:58
like massive solar projects like in the Southwest that could
54:02
fucking easily handle the energy needs of like a whole region,
54:06
but because we don't have an efficient way to transport
54:09
the energy, like through a grid, a transmission grid. It's
54:12
just like that's the argument that people use, like to
54:14
fucking be like, ah, well, I don't know if we
54:16
can do that.
54:17
Speaker 1
It's like yeah, but then take the amount of investment,
54:20
the sweet sweet investment dollars they're going to be put
54:22
into projects like this, which clearly, I would argue, hopefully
54:27
not sounding too cynical, I would argue, the end motivation
54:30
here is it so much taking care of the CEO
54:33
two as it is like continuing to pursue old profit
54:37
models while at the same time being able to get
54:39
behind a podium and say like we're very excited about
54:43
capturing all this carbon, you know.
54:45
Speaker 2
Of course, and then like people feel like, well they're
54:47
doing it sounds like they're doing something.
54:49
Speaker 3
No, they're capturing it. Yeah, they're capturing. Oh is the
54:53
carbon bad? They capture it. It's gonna be interesting because
54:56
I know that this is going to come up during
54:57
the debates. It sounds like the type of frame is
55:00
that you can hear saying, we're so used to be
55:04
sequestration and clean the things that clean coal. Yeah, because
55:08
that used to come up a lot. This feels like
55:09
the new clean coal. Yeah, absolutely, carbon carbon capture. Yeah,
55:14
things like we capture the carbon. Then no one will
55:18
ask him a follow up and they'll just be like.
55:20
Speaker 2
All right, yeah, we'll put the CO two in jail.
55:23
Speaker 1
You guys know about that, right, you guys saw Columbia, right,
55:27
imagine that with carbon.
55:29
Speaker 2
Yeah right, agitators exactly exactly. But yeah, it's this is
55:33
this will keep going round and round and who knows,
55:36
Like I mean, at that point, if if Biden and
55:37
Trump ever debate, they might both be like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
55:40
carbon capture. We both agree on that, and it shows
55:42
you that the lobbyists did their job properly. Anyway. Joe Kuzala,
55:48
thank you so much for joining us today on the
55:50
Daily Zeitgeist. Man, where can people find you and follow
55:54
you and honor your contributions to the internet in comedy.
55:58
Speaker 3
Please please honor me. You can go to Instagram and
56:02
TikTok at Joe Qua Jekwa or jok jok on Twitter.
56:07
Jokeozol dot com has those tour dates that Miles mentioned
56:10
up top. I'll be in New York City, Saratoga, go
56:13
to Memphis, Panama City, all sorts of different places very soon.
56:16
And yeah, I have a If you go to my
56:18
YouTube you can see all my stuff. You can find
56:20
my have a half hour special in Company Central, half
56:23
hour special in Helium. I've got a million sketches I've dropped,
56:26
so have fun. Listen to my album funny songs and sketches.
56:29
I have so much content for you people, just trying
56:32
to help you put off thinking about your mortality.
56:36
Speaker 2
Yeah for just a moment, and they're fun. I mean, yeah,
56:39
thank you. The best way to do it. It doesn't
56:42
involve ingesting poisons at all, exactly.
56:46
Speaker 3
That's one of my one of the main tenants of
56:48
my philosophy of.
56:50
Speaker 2
Like, don't ingest poisons.
56:52
Speaker 1
Free cup of orange juice with them.
56:54
Speaker 3
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
56:55
Speaker 2
Orange juice is a health food, especially if it's made
56:58
by minute made and has a bunch of other added
57:00
to it. Ben, mister Bowlin, Oh shit, I forgot you
57:04
asked you, Joe, Is there a work of media, social
57:06
or otherwise that you've been enjoying you want to share?
57:08
Speaker 3
Yes, I mean I would imagine this maybe has come
57:12
up on the show before, but I really cannot stop
57:16
looking and talking about the Drew Carrey tweets about the
57:19
sphere or he went to see Fish. You know, Okay,
57:25
I'm going.
57:25
Speaker 1
To know what the spear is. I'm aware of Drew
57:27
Carrey and Drew Carey.
57:29
Speaker 3
Drew Carrey went to see Fish at the Sphere, and
57:32
I am going to read to you guys his series.
57:36
Just two tweets hashtag fish at the hashtag Sphere. I
57:40
swear I just talked to God. I would give you
57:42
all my money, stick my dick in a blender, and
57:45
swear off pussy for the rest of my life in
57:47
exchange for this, bro. I met God tonight, for real.
57:50
I feel like I just got saved by Jesus. No lie.
57:53
And then someone replied to that and they were like, yeah, Fish,
57:56
it's cool. And then he went this is where it
57:59
takes it to the to the moon. This is what
58:02
it must feel like to come with a pussy, because
58:04
if it's even close, I'm flying to wherever tomorrow and
58:07
getting the best pussy money can buy. I don't need
58:10
to be a man no more. If it means I
58:12
can feel like this all the time, fun, keep it bro.
58:16
If I can get this feeling instead, that was God
58:18
at work or something like it felt like I was
58:21
being saved by Jesus. No, lie, oh my oh god, Okay.
58:27
I think Drew's as good as anyone has.
58:29
Speaker 2
Yeah, but like in his own way where you're like, yeah,
58:33
it's like so, I'm like, I don't know if that's
58:35
a great endorsement or the most terrifying one I've ever heard.
58:39
Speaker 3
Holy shit, certainly intense.
58:43
Speaker 2
Yeah, and I love it.
58:45
Speaker 3
I just think also because you just think about who
58:47
Drew Carry is and how we first met Drew Carry
58:49
and how we still kind of know him as the
58:51
host of Price is Right, and like, you know, I'm
58:53
one of the big hosts for America, and that he's
58:57
going through the sphere and being like I need a
58:59
pussy because I need to get fucked like this uh
59:02
free thing. It's because of Fish at the sphere. I know, like,
59:06
was he he must have been fucked off his face? Man,
59:08
Like this feels like an acid uh oh yeah, you're
59:13
way ext to see. Maybe like maybe a whole cocktail
59:16
of hallucinogenics.
59:17
Speaker 2
But yeah, probably like some hippie flipping probably you know,
59:21
mixing you got it's probably M D M A with
59:23
some kind of uh psychedelic for sure. Could you imagine
59:27
if he's like a stone cold sober bro.
59:30
Speaker 1
I was thinking maybe he just really likes jam bands.
59:34
Speaker 2
I mean, I get people, I get that world, because
59:36
those people definitely do talk like that.
59:38
Speaker 3
But right I think you're if you do a drug
59:40
test at a fish show, it's gonna be hard to
59:43
find anybody. I think he was even a little bit sober.
59:45
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah, just even from a contact you know, you're
59:48
getting contact acid highs.
59:51
Speaker 3
Like acid fumes or somehow. But I really like appreciate
59:56
the you just it feels like for a major media
1:00:00
you're like Drew Carrey, you don't see unfiltered, like non
1:00:03
pr combed over statements like this, Like you know, Drew
1:00:08
wrote this like this is that dude just not worrying
1:00:12
about the fact that he hosts prices right, that he
1:00:16
has all these you know, jobs, that he might be afraid.
1:00:19
He's just like, no, man, this is what I'm feeling,
1:00:21
and I'm gonna say it. It's the tweets are still up.
1:00:24
It wasn't like I'm not sure someone told him someone
1:00:26
on his team told him to take him down, and
1:00:28
he was like, no, who cares.
1:00:29
Speaker 2
He doubled down too when asked about it.
1:00:32
Speaker 1
Yeah, honestly, this is great for Prices, right, because I
1:00:35
can't remember the last time I thought about it as
1:00:37
a show, you know, so now, hell could you?
1:00:42
Speaker 2
He starts saying that shit on Prices right, He's like, folks,
1:00:44
I really got to tell you, man, I finally know
1:00:46
what it's like to come with a vagina. Okay. And
1:00:49
I said that because I know I'm on CBS. I'm
1:00:51
not going to say the word I wanted to. Okay.
1:00:53
I had a full on vaginal orgasm watching fish at
1:00:58
this sphere and I don't fucking need any anything else anymore.
1:01:00
Why don't you fucking have this mic I actould be
1:01:02
at the sphere?
1:01:03
Speaker 1
Yeah, the speed away, let's read the contestants.
1:01:05
Speaker 2
Yeah, let's meet our contests. So we got to go
1:01:08
then from Yeah, Youngstown, Ohio. Come on down, Claire, all right,
1:01:12
and I'm just sitting this fucking see skid fucking costs.
1:01:16
She's like twenty eight. Yeah, more on that later, Claire.
1:01:19
I'm still kind of fucked from seeing Fish at the sphere? Man.
1:01:23
Oh yeah, Man? Have you been to the round? Claire? Yeah?
1:01:27
I don't know the fucking sphere? Claire just like getting
1:01:30
all fucking agro about it. You have a pussy whoa, whoa,
1:01:33
whoa whoa. I'm sorry you have a budget? No, drue
1:01:38
what No, I'm sorry? The networks the problem.
1:01:41
Speaker 3
Yeah?
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Speaker 2
It would be.
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Speaker 1
Beat number one most popular episode of Prices.
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Speaker 2
Right, I yeah, sure? You Drew like still fucking trying
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to shake off the acid trip from the Spearfish Show
1:01:52
while trying to seriously host Prices, right, because who was
1:01:55
the dude? Oh that was a That was Josh Androwsky, Right,
1:01:58
who did it?
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Speaker 3
He was on I was on mushrooms or acid while
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he was on a contestant on Prices.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, skateboarding rabbi, skateboard rabbi. Yeah, yeah, that bit's been done.
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I guess Ben. What about you? Where do people find you?
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Follow you? Hear you? And what's a work of social
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media or other kind of media I've been fucking with
1:02:16
right on, right on.
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Speaker 1
Yeah. You can find me calling myself in a burst
1:02:19
of creativity at Ben Bullen on Instagram or EXFK, Twitter,
1:02:23
et cetera. You can also check out our shows stuff
1:02:27
they don't want you to know and ridiculous history. You
1:02:31
can find me hanging out with Miles and Jack on
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on different shows including Daily zeitguys, a piece of media
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I've been enjoying. And this is not this is not
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blowing smoke. It's weird because before we were going to
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hang out with Joe today, I looked at that Oppenheimer's
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sketch and I have friends in Pittsburgh, so I sent
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it to them. And Joe, you and I haven't met, right,
1:02:58
So you're.
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Speaker 2
Saying, right like, this is like a scam, like that's
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how people like in a snake oil sales or and
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we've never met.
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Speaker 3
Correct.
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Speaker 1
I met you the first time doctor that on Miles,
1:03:12
so uhait that was purely coincidental. I enjoyed it. I
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actually sent it to some friends who live in Pittsburgh,
1:03:18
and I was because I've got friends in communism and uh,
1:03:22
and I was like, do you guys, Do you guys
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think these dudes are really from Pittsburgh.
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Speaker 2
It's Burburgh not all Sorry, it's.
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Speaker 1
My Atlantic coming out and uh and uh and they
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unanimously you'll be glad to hear it. They said, yes,
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we think they are from Pittsburgh.
1:03:38
Speaker 2
Who are these arguters of Pittsburgh in pittsburghess.
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Speaker 1
That You know what, man, I'm not an expert on things,
1:03:44
but I'm good at finding experts.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah, I just I'm at the point of my life.
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Random numbers in Pittsburgh. Hey, hey, hey, you want to
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look at a guess for me?
1:03:51
Speaker 3
Four one, two and then just there random?
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Speaker 2
Yeah, four on two six eight life hack.
1:03:56
Speaker 1
You know, just whenever you're in those conversations, always append
1:04:00
to the clause from earlier when you introduce yourself, just like, hey,
1:04:04
it's me Ben from earlier. Nine out of ten times
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people aren't going to call you on it because they
1:04:08
don't want to feel like they forgot someone.
1:04:11
Speaker 2
Right wow, No, no, but thank you for thank you
1:04:16
for being here, Ben. It's always a pleasure. A tweet
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I like, they're just the odd look, I'm look, I'm
1:04:22
a rap fan. And right now there's an ongoing beef
1:04:24
between a man from can Did you hear that, Kendrick? Yeah,
1:04:27
the Kendrick Lamar tracks pretty fucking bro. You got problems
1:04:32
with Drake because Kendrick Lamar is a better rapper than you.
1:04:35
Just you have to know that. But this tweet is
1:04:38
from another rapper that I like from Florida, Denzel Curry
1:04:42
at Denzel Curry tweeted Cole definitely knew what was going
1:04:45
to happen. That's a reference to j Cole when he
1:04:47
entered the beef and then pulled his dis track. He's like,
1:04:50
you know this is actually I like Kendrick and this.
1:04:55
I don't even believe what I'm just don't worry about.
1:04:58
I gotta go. I'm twoofy. He called his own track goofy. Yeah.
1:05:02
I mean if people gave him a bunch of shit
1:05:03
because it's like good hip hop. But I'm like whatever,
1:05:06
Like if if you're an artist and you're not, if
1:05:08
you can't stand by your art, I don't think I
1:05:11
don't see a problem with you being like, nah, that
1:05:12
wasn't fucking sincere liket like people fucking wanted like personally, like,
1:05:16
I don't care if Kendrick Lamar is saying that he's
1:05:19
bigger than me or whatever, like whatever. My my ego
1:05:23
is not that fragile, but anyway.
1:05:25
Speaker 1
Yeah, it is like releasing a mixtape called No Worries
1:05:28
if not you know what I mean?
1:05:29
Speaker 2
Yeah, exactly exactly. You can find me at Miles of
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Gray on Twitter and Instagram. You can also find Jack
1:05:35
and I on the basketball podcast Miles and Jack on
1:05:37
man Boosties and I like ninety Fiance. You can catch
1:05:40
me on four to twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra.
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You can find us at Daily Szeitgeist on Twitter. We
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don't call that shit x ever, just like Acri, sure
1:05:50
fucking whatever. The fuck stadium it's Heinsfield, just like Field
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at Honfield Staples Center. It ain't Crypto dot com arena, Okay,
1:05:59
it ain't ever. We're gonna be Ourener and what is that? Oh?
1:06:04
The Daily hit guys on Instagram. We got a Facebook
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fan page on a website, dailiese gus dot com where
1:06:07
posts our episodes in our footnotes, no thank you man,
1:06:12
where you can find all the articles we talked about today,
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as well as the song We're going to ride out on.
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We're gonna go out on some azzy like psychedelic jazz
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fusion music. There's this band called Mildlife that I really
1:06:24
fucking like. They're from Australia because all the good bands
1:06:27
are from Australia. Now it's just like whatever, that's what
1:06:29
the planet has decided. This track is called Yourself and
1:06:32
it's just a fucking They're just their tracks are straight groovers,
1:06:35
like if you like old like you know, like some
1:06:37
Steely Dan kind of shit, but like a little bit
1:06:40
more forward thinking and tripier. This is for you. Okay,
1:06:43
this is Mildlife with yourself. Uh, that is gonna do
1:06:47
it for us today. We'll be back later to tell
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you what's trending in the afternoon. And the dailies case
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