There’s more news and less comprehension today than any historical period that didn’t involve literal witch trials, and trying to stay on top of it all can feel like playing a game of telephone with 30 people, except everyone’s speaking at the same time and like a third of them are openly racist for some reason. From Cracked co-founder Jack O’Brien, THE DAILY ZEITGEIST is stepping into that fray with some of the funniest and smartest comedic and journalistic minds around. Jack and co-host Miles Gray spend up to an hour every weekday sorting through the events and stories driving the headlines, to help you find the signal in the noise, with a few laughs thrown in for free.
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-the-daily-zeitgeist-28516718/
episode 3: Cheater Sues Apple For Snitching, America NEEDS Immigrants 06.20.24
In episode 1695, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian behind the comedy special Live From the Big Dog, Blair Socci, to discuss… Biden: 1 For Them 1 For You, America Is In Desperate Need Of More Immigrants, Cheating Husband Wants To Sue Apple Because His iPhone Had Receipts On It and more!
- Biden: 1 For Them 1 For You
- America Is In Desperate Need Of More Immigrants
- Do Immigrants and Immigration Help the Economy?
- Benefits of Immigration...
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Speaker 1
How you been, Blair, I've been well.
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Speaker 2
I think.
00:12
Speaker 1
I have no way to know really, but yeah, hey,
00:15
check in with your body really quick. Let's check in
00:17
with our bodies. Let's see where we're at miles you
00:21
know me?
00:22
Speaker 2
Well?
00:23
Speaker 1
Oh hell yeah, I mean I know a planet. Yeah, yeah,
00:26
you gotta go.
00:26
Speaker 2
Next down is how do you really feel?
00:29
Speaker 1
Let's bring our consciousness below our necks. Now, let's really
00:32
breathing that light into our chests and let's just exhale
00:38
all that negativity, all that stress come out with this breath.
00:41
Let's get it for seven seconds drained down through the
00:43
bottom of your feet, through the floor, Blair, what's the
00:47
calming breath? Like? Seven? Like the number the number of
00:51
seconds in versus out. Isn't that like, yeah, you're talking
00:55
box breathing.
00:56
Speaker 2
What is it like four six six or six six '
01:00
six or some shit like that?
01:02
Speaker 3
Oh hell yeah, dude, Hello the Internet, and welcome to
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Season three forty three, Episode three of.
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Speaker 1
Dar Daily, Hi Guyac production.
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Speaker 4
Of My Heart Radio.
01:21
Speaker 3
We were practicing some box breathing and I forgot to
01:25
inhale before I started this one box breathing. This is
01:28
a podcast where we take a deep dive into America
01:31
Shared consciousness.
01:33
Speaker 1
What statement? Yeah, what it is hasn't changed the game? Okay, weird.
01:40
Speaker 3
It's Thursday, June twentieth, twenty twenty four. Happy birthday to
01:44
my friends Chris and Jose. This is the time of
01:47
year when my wife and a bunch of my best
01:51
friends were all born right around each other. It's the
01:54
time of the year that makes me believe in Uh
01:57
is it astrology?
01:58
Speaker 1
Is that the yeah? Actually believe him? But yeah, and
02:01
true love true Could you see yourself being spending your
02:04
life with those friends? It's like as like life partners.
02:07
Do you think, yeah, like in another dimension? Does that work? Oh? Yeah, yeah, okay,
02:11
I like that as the wrong.
02:12
Speaker 3
Very unduly married to both of those friends, by the way,
02:16
just a nightmarish marriage, but love both of them.
02:20
Speaker 1
Chris and Ship. Well, it is a juneteenth plus one,
02:25
so shout out to everybody yesterday that got time off.
02:28
But also June twentieth is National Hike with a geek day.
02:31
I don't know what the fuck that means. It's national
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I don't even want to look up with that. Queen Aman,
02:38
that's that's like a pastry k o U I g
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n A and Queen Queen Queen National ice Cream Soda Day,
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I know, my bad, National and Milkshake Day. Yeah, throw
02:52
that in a fascist face. Today National American Eagle Day,
02:57
fucking hell Man National Seashell Day.
02:59
Speaker 3
Oh of course it because it's also the first fucking
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day of summer.
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Speaker 1
You're welcome.
03:05
Speaker 4
Hey look at that?
03:06
Speaker 1
Yeah?
03:07
Speaker 3
Yeah, a throw those pants away or cut them, cut
03:11
them into shorts.
03:12
Speaker 1
And un zip your cargo pants that turn into shorts
03:14
like I have. Tick the bottom legs leaves off. Do
03:18
you really have some of those? Hell? Yeah, I do,
03:20
brom my dad, Hell yeah, all right. They're syre like
03:23
baggy you know.
03:24
Speaker 3
Okay, no, I believe you.
03:28
Speaker 1
Oh you got them right there? Huh?
03:29
Speaker 3
And what do you do when you take the legs
03:32
leaves off? Do you repurpose those for?
03:35
Speaker 1
Oh? The legs leaves I like to do upside down
03:38
because there's a lastick at the hem. And then I
03:40
cuffed that right below my knee, so it looks like
03:42
I'm wearing like bell like big boots, you know what
03:45
I mean. Like, but you don't wear the top part
03:47
of the pants. Oh verst the sleeve. And I came
03:50
them down for extra swag. They look like long stalking.
03:53
Speaker 3
Yeah, no, that sounds like extra extra swag. Anyways, my
03:57
name's Jack O'Brien. Yeah, I want to mouse in the morning,
04:01
a rat in the evening, thick like me. I want
04:05
a busty beaver that can sad its five me.
04:09
Speaker 1
Just for me.
04:10
Speaker 3
If you are a rodent man, because I'm a rodent girl,
04:15
I got a cheesy secret. Everybody saying, because I'm a
04:19
fucking rodent. That's a thing that is courtesy of Cleo
04:23
Universe one to the two, to the two to the three,
04:27
girl Bugs Bunny, would you like to get freaky with me?
04:31
Because girl Bugs Bunny also a rodent? Yeah wait really
04:36
wait bunnies are rodents.
04:37
Speaker 1
Bunnies are rodents. Yeah, oh, I guess anything. That's just
04:42
kind of like mobbing around a city as a rodent.
04:45
Because I remember, like in Minneapolis there were so many
04:47
bunnies and I was like look, and everyone's like, yeah,
04:49
it's Minneapolis, dude, They're fucking bunnies everywhere. When I look,
04:52
a bunny, rodent are rabbits rodents under rodentia It is good.
04:59
Speaker 5
Oh god, it.
05:01
Speaker 1
Was really close to being yelled at by rodent twitter.
05:05
Yeah I know, I know.
05:07
Speaker 3
Anyways, courtesy a Cleo universe. In reference to the rodent Man,
05:11
the new trend in Hotness in reference.
05:13
Speaker 1
To Jacket says they do not include Rodentia does not
05:17
include rabbits what because they have an extra pair of
05:20
incisors and other skeletal features. I'm really sorry to break
05:24
the Yeah, sorry, sorry, all right, well I quit? Yeah,
05:29
all right, well I should Yeah, you can take it
05:32
from here. All right, well, uh where was I?
05:36
Speaker 2
Well?
05:36
Speaker 3
John, I'm through to be joined as always by my
05:38
co host mister Miles.
05:40
Speaker 6
Gray as well as Gray Ay, don't go drink and
05:45
freedom to oh stick to Kirkland Brando arrow head that
05:50
you used to not sure?
05:52
Speaker 1
Why does Sonny taste so bad? Just don't try it
05:56
at all. Lu Kang's the one that killed so of zero.
06:01
Listen toe Man shout out pe Nutty Brown on the
06:05
discord combining the freedom follow story. And then also I
06:09
fucked up my Mortal Kombat movie reference where I said
06:12
Johnny Cage killed Sub zero with the bucket of water.
06:15
It was actually Lou Kang. So thank you to Zeitgang
06:19
always keeping me honest with my Mortal Kombat film and
06:22
that's important, you know, they keep us honest, and we
06:25
appreciate you guys for it. That's how we facilitate trust here.
06:28
Speaker 3
Well, Miles in our third seat, a TDZ Hall of Famer,
06:33
one of the very faces on Mount Zeitmore. A brilliant
06:37
stand up comedian You've seen all over these United States
06:43
on the TV, MTV, Comedy Central, NBC, True TV, Few, Yes,
06:50
all the TV channels.
06:51
Speaker 1
Her first hour special Live from the Big Dog is
06:55
hilarious and I must watch. It's Blaire Socking.
07:00
Speaker 2
What's of z gag o sh o. God. It is
07:05
so good to be back, you know, seeing you guys.
07:08
I really missed you, and it just feels like it
07:10
just feels like a nice family. Like I'm putting on
07:13
an old shoe, like your favorite old shoe. So comfortable,
07:17
so comfortable, just so joyful. It's just I was like, dang,
07:21
I really missed shack in my house. Just feels great.
07:24
Great to be back and.
07:25
Speaker 3
We missed you and it's great to have you back.
07:28
Being compared to an old shoe is cool.
07:30
Speaker 1
I love it. I love being compared to an old shoe,
07:33
but the good one. What I aim doing body like.
07:35
Speaker 2
The best old shoes.
07:37
Speaker 1
Yeah, our skin is leathery like an old shoe.
07:40
Speaker 2
No, not like your skin. That would weird if I said.
07:50
Speaker 1
Teddyware pretty bare.
07:51
Speaker 2
Yeah, I put on my dirty converse. I feel I'm like, oh,
07:56
I feel great. I feel like myself. I feel good.
08:01
Speaker 1
Yeah, I have like a bad hoodie that I were
08:03
like that I got some old old box or old underwear.
08:06
I got old underwear.
08:07
Speaker 2
I could don't bring old underwear into this.
08:10
Speaker 1
That's I mean their. I just meant like it's in
08:13
a way where you're like, damn, yeah there, we hate ourselves.
08:16
Speaker 3
We can't take a compliment without turning it into a
08:20
metaphor about old, skid marked underwear.
08:23
Speaker 1
I know what you're saying.
08:24
Speaker 3
I'm a I got ship stains down my back. I
08:27
get I smell like four month old piss right Yeah yeah.
08:33
Speaker 1
The scenes, Yeah yeah, I read you. I read How
08:38
have you been you've been up to?
08:41
Speaker 2
What have I been up to? Gosh, I've just been
08:43
mobbing around. I just started my first tour, so I'm
08:48
doing that, which is exciting.
08:50
Speaker 3
Yeah, you're all over these United States.
08:55
Speaker 1
Kansas City coming up?
08:57
Speaker 2
Yeah that Kansas City.
08:58
Speaker 1
Baby.
09:00
Speaker 3
Our nation's capital, Washington, d C. Not my nation's capital.
09:04
My nation's capital is Mare a lago, But Kansas City,
09:08
Nations Kansas City.
09:11
Speaker 4
Yeah.
09:12
Speaker 2
I was like, yeah, our nation's capital, Kansas City.
09:16
Speaker 1
It's very clean there, Kansas City's queen.
09:19
Speaker 2
Yeah, like I find it, you know, because we live
09:21
in LA. It's not a very clean looking, and so
09:25
when I go to some of these prairie like buttoned up,
09:28
manicured Midwest cities, it's always shocking to me, you know.
09:32
I'm like, wow, they're very nice here.
09:34
Speaker 1
Yeah, DC also shockingly clean.
09:37
Speaker 3
Yeah yeah, they have an actual downtown Kansas City like
09:41
they Yeah, yeah, it's kind of cool.
09:42
Speaker 1
What do you mean, like old buildings with like old
09:46
tall buildings. I feel like, oh yeah, we're in LA. Yeah,
09:51
anything like that that was made in nineteen the most
09:54
except for LA's just like wowy old. It's also weird too,
10:01
Like there are some legit historical sites in LA, but
10:03
they're like hit, like they're just hidden in a way
10:06
you wouldn't notice. Like across the street from Universal.
10:09
Speaker 3
They're all like people's houses. They're like, yeah, that's where
10:12
they recorded pet sounds.
10:14
Speaker 2
I like to go to Musso and Frank and I
10:16
feel and I feel like very vintage and cool, like
10:21
I'm going to make some sort of mob business too.
10:24
Speaker 1
Yeah, is that place no for is that like a
10:26
steakhouse or is a steakhouse like a little bit of
10:29
actually really close to our offices?
10:31
Speaker 2
Yeah right, And and the waiters are like one hundred
10:35
and fifty years old, and they all wear tuxedos, and
10:39
and they serve you like and there's all these things
10:42
on the menu that like, don't it from way back
10:44
when that don't exist anywhere else, like like I don't know, gelatin.
10:48
Speaker 1
Or like odd clarified milk punch.
10:52
Speaker 2
Yeah, just like I can't even think of them. But yeah,
10:55
like funny old like dishes that don't we.
10:58
Speaker 1
Serve in a line jello mold.
11:01
Speaker 2
Yes. And they have excellent martinis and you know your
11:04
boy loves a martini.
11:06
Speaker 1
Yeah, well yeah I do. I don't know why I said.
11:09
I've heard that before, but.
11:12
Speaker 2
One I can only handle one drink of alcohol and
11:16
I get absolutely smash. I'm like the biggest lightweight.
11:20
Speaker 3
There can only be one. Yeah, all right, Blair, Well,
11:23
we're going to get to know you.
11:24
Speaker 1
A little bit better in a moment. First, we're going
11:27
to tell the listeners a couple of the things we're
11:30
talking about.
11:31
Speaker 3
Uh, Joe Biden is triangulating like a madman. He's he's
11:36
doing the one for them, one for you, and he
11:40
did a good one. He did a good miles.
11:42
Speaker 1
It seems like I'm for one for them where it
11:45
ended up being net zero. But yes, this is the Yeah,
11:49
this is a did one for a positive thing in
11:53
terms of immigration.
11:54
Speaker 3
Yes, yeah, So we're going to talk about that and
11:57
just immigration in general. Turns out it should be the
12:00
easiest argument for Democrats, the left, liberals even to make,
12:06
and they're just not making. They're not even trying. The
12:08
mainstream media. This might be the most baffled I've been
12:15
at the mainstream media and like reading this research in days,
12:21
absolutely in days like shocking. But yeah, the fact that
12:24
they haven't made a better case for immigration is pretty
12:28
surprising to me.
12:28
Speaker 1
We'll talk about that.
12:29
Speaker 3
We'll talk about the guy who got caught cheating and
12:32
is suing Apple.
12:34
Speaker 1
For getting on caught.
12:36
Speaker 3
Yep, exactly all that plenty more. But first, Blair, we
12:40
do like to ask our guests, what is something from
12:43
your search history that's revealing about who you are?
12:46
Speaker 2
Oh, Nate Robinson jumped over Dwight Howard. I wanted to
12:54
know what year was and in case any of you
12:58
are wondering me, it was two thousand and nine. Is
13:01
for one of my jokes. I was like, did that happen?
13:04
I couldn't remember. Did he I can't remember.
13:09
Speaker 1
Did Dwight Howard wear a tiny ass cape in one
13:11
of his Yeah?
13:13
Speaker 2
Yeah, But I was like, yeah, I was wondering about
13:18
it because I had a joke about like small people
13:20
jumping high and I was like, didn't didn't Nate Robinson
13:26
jump over someone? I think it was Doy Howard? And
13:29
then I was like, yeah, wow, I can't believe that happened.
13:32
Speaker 1
Crazy man. Can you imagine what a what a dunker?
13:37
How told? Is Nate Robinson five? Is he really five? A?
13:42
Speaker 2
He's a little little baby guy.
13:46
Speaker 1
Or of the average height, But Spudweb was five seven
13:50
when he won the dunk contest.
13:52
Speaker 2
Web also in the joke, everyone like knows how old
13:55
I am?
13:55
Speaker 1
Just from the like to the youth today they think
14:05
that's a potato covered like the spiders really fuck with
14:08
But nopun Web use.
14:12
Speaker 3
That potato spiders joking here, that's free material for you, Jack.
14:17
Speaker 2
That it is generous of you.
14:19
Speaker 1
That was mine. That was my terrible joke. What is
14:26
something that you think is underrated.
14:28
Speaker 2
Okay, guys, if you must ask, I'm gonna tell you
14:33
not enough people are talking about the nineteen ninety four
14:36
film Angels in the Outfield. But Danny Glover and Joseph
14:38
Gordon Levitt, Wow, it's just so good and having Christopher
14:44
Lloyd as the wacky angel, Like I just watched it
14:48
on a plane recently, saw my goddamn eyes out. What
14:52
a heart expanding story of hope and upliftment. And then
14:57
when he also surprised adopts JP like the litteralist, the
15:02
cutest kid that I've ever seen in my life. Couldn't
15:05
believe it. And then also to see like the bit
15:08
parts of the early launching pad careers of Matthew McConaughey,
15:14
Adrian Brody, Tony Danza career.
15:21
Speaker 1
No, I mean.
15:23
Speaker 2
Yeah, they had really small parts and it was like yeah,
15:28
and it was just a delight and incredible. Why have
15:31
we forgotten? Why don't we have more sports movies with
15:34
angels mixed in? Amazing?
15:36
Speaker 1
Right?
15:37
Speaker 3
Is the story that like did a team plane like
15:42
go down or something? Why are there's so many Angels
15:44
in the outfield for this?
15:46
Speaker 2
Okay? This was another shocking thing, because like I've had
15:48
a lifelong attraction to Dermot mulroney, which I've just failed
15:52
to mention. He is the deadbeate dad that causes all
15:56
these issues. And he says to tiny we'll get together,
15:59
right yeah, no, oh yeah, he says, the tiny Little
16:02
Joseph Gordon love of it. The child. He says, like.
16:06
Speaker 1
Joseph the child, which is.
16:09
Speaker 2
He says, he says, you know, if the angels win,
16:14
then we can be like a family again. What a
16:17
horrible thing?
16:20
Speaker 3
Yeah, or something is No, he's just like angels way.
16:29
Speaker 2
Because the angels were so bad. So he was basically like,
16:32
if the angels win, then I'll be your dad again.
16:35
So then, of course little baby Joseph Ward love it.
16:38
He's praying, praying, praying, like for the angels to win,
16:41
thinking that it's going to come true and he's going
16:43
to get his dad back. So then the angels arrive
16:45
to make them win.
16:46
Speaker 3
Yeah, so they answer little kid prayers if they're like
16:50
sad and pathetic enough.
16:53
Speaker 2
But then they got him a different dad. So I
16:55
don't know.
16:56
Speaker 1
Yeah, So I.
16:57
Speaker 3
Don't know why I associated angels with ghosts. Angels aren't
17:01
ghosts right in a.
17:02
Speaker 2
Way they are. I don't think you're too far off.
17:04
They're like like incredible beings.
17:09
Speaker 3
In City of Angels, was Nicholas Cage an eternal being
17:14
who had never been alive? Or was he like a
17:16
dead guy? Anybody remember we had a real run in
17:20
the nineties of angel movies.
17:21
Speaker 1
Huh Yeah.
17:22
Speaker 2
I just saw this movie again in the last year.
17:25
Also on a plane, you know, I you know my
17:29
passion the angel.
17:31
Speaker 1
Yeah, angels on planes for you that whenever you're on
17:33
a plane, you're like got to get an angel flicking.
17:36
Speaker 4
Yeah.
17:36
Speaker 2
Well, I'm like, I'm probably pretty close to them up here.
17:38
You know, maybe I should.
17:40
Speaker 1
Way to reading the paper. Just hold me up.
17:44
Speaker 2
Yeah, it's a good movie. I loved it. I love
17:48
those I gotta I love those movies.
17:51
Speaker 1
Michael.
17:52
Speaker 3
Then John Travolta movie, which I don't know anything other
17:55
than what if John Travolta was an angel?
17:58
Speaker 1
Though?
17:59
Speaker 2
Oh my god, I also watched that movie.
18:01
Speaker 1
Did you Wow? You really are an freak for the angels.
18:06
Speaker 2
I didn't realize how many of these I've watched in
18:08
the last year.
18:10
Speaker 1
Did you even see Alita Battle Angel? Now?
18:12
Speaker 2
I've never seen that one?
18:14
Speaker 1
Is that good? No, it's not.
18:16
Speaker 2
Oh okay, it's not.
18:17
Speaker 1
It's and it barely has nothing to just there was
18:19
like a sort of title of the character. Have you
18:22
watched the Bone Thugs and Harmony Crossroads video lately?
18:25
Speaker 2
Not lately? I can't say I have, But I can't
18:29
do it after this podcast. That's no problem. I can
18:31
fire it right up.
18:34
Speaker 3
There's a there's an Angel with big old wings, big
18:38
old honkers.
18:39
Speaker 2
I do have a recollection of that from my childhood.
18:42
Speaker 3
Actually, yeah, Touched by an Angel? Superducer Justin is pointing
18:47
out Touched by an Angel was a big nineties.
18:50
Speaker 2
Oh yeah, I watched the shit out of that on
18:51
Channel four cable as a child. You know, I was
18:54
like maybe if I watched them, they'll come to my room.
18:57
Speaker 1
So were you was that like an obsession of yours
19:00
when you're a child. Did you like when you were
19:02
in school? Were you like drawing angels and shit?
19:04
Speaker 2
I mean, like, no, it's not just angels, And it
19:07
really hasn't stopped, like it's been consistent as every year
19:13
of my life. But I just have a lot of
19:16
interest in like what could possibly be and like God,
19:21
Like I don't know what God is, but like I
19:23
pray a lot, and like I love the idea of angels,
19:26
like I don't know if it's real or whatever. I
19:28
also love like fantasy shit like witches and magic and
19:32
wizards and things like that, even though I'm a jock
19:35
and very cool and not nerdy at all. So it's confusing.
19:38
Speaker 1
Do you think if you were an angel, like in
19:40
a child made like a sports prayer, like it would
19:43
have to be like volleyball based for that way, You're like,
19:45
I got this one. I can handle this one, not
19:48
at all.
19:48
Speaker 2
Like I don't even feel too large off a tie
19:51
to volleyball, although I love that sport. But no, I'm
19:54
not like volleyball is supreme sport.
19:56
Speaker 1
You know I'm saying as an angel, if you're giving
19:59
your expertise, like, hey man, anybody do baseball up here?
20:01
Speaker 3
Now?
20:02
Speaker 1
All right? We got another kid who's praying to his
20:04
family reunites if they can win this beach volleyball tournament.
20:07
Anybody they need a defensive specialist?
20:10
Speaker 2
Yeah, you know, Miles, you pose an excellent query. As always,
20:14
I think I would have to go with the child
20:16
who you know needed me most, really, But that's just
20:20
sort of the type of heart I have, know.
20:23
Speaker 1
I appreciate that you're humble and highway to Heaven any
20:27
Highway to Heaven takers. So that was that was the eighties.
20:31
Speaker 3
That was probably before the show wasn't That was a
20:33
show where it was like, what if the guy you
20:37
see hitchhiking on.
20:38
Speaker 1
The highway is actually angel? Though?
20:42
Speaker 3
And it but and the guy was Michael Landon, who
20:46
was a very handsome.
20:47
Speaker 2
Like, oh was that sounds right up my alley? But
20:50
I have to check that out.
20:51
Speaker 3
Also, yeah, worth the worth the shot. What's something you
20:55
think is overrated?
20:57
Speaker 2
Oh? Well, thank you for Ashian Jack. And look, I
21:02
know I'm risking a lot right now, turning into a
21:04
heel right off the jump. But I have never cowered
21:08
to the masses. I do not conform. And with that
21:12
being said, Doritos are not good. Feel free to spam
21:16
me with your Dorito's outrage. I won't feel it because
21:19
I know the truth so strongly in my heart. And
21:24
also in and out, fries are objectively bad, but I
21:27
do love their burgers, so I continue to eat there
21:30
with regularity.
21:31
Speaker 1
Correct, Okay, that's fine. The doritos, though, is it just
21:36
overall every flavor? Is it the chip? Is it the flavoring.
21:39
What are we hating about the Dorito? You know?
21:43
Speaker 2
I just like I. I really think that I have
21:47
the finger on the poles for food. I believe that
21:51
with every depth of my bean. I love a cattle chip,
21:54
I love I love cheddar, sour cream ruffles like I like.
21:59
I like Doritos, like their flavors. Just they taste too
22:03
synthetic to me. I don't know, They've just never done
22:06
it for me. I'm not into it. I like a
22:08
sun chip. I like a kettle chip. Kettle chip incredible,
22:11
probably number one Doritos not for meles.
22:16
Speaker 1
You got sun Chip.
22:17
Speaker 2
I love Pringles. I'm a fucking freak for prinkles. Anytime
22:22
you have a writing deadline, I'll get two canisters and
22:24
I say, this is your tree, bitch, and I'll do
22:26
your work, you know, And I'll put down two. The
22:28
next day, my head will be swollen up like a basketball.
22:31
It'll be war fit and all the sodium.
22:34
Speaker 3
That I didn't realize was real until I like hit
22:38
you know a certain age, and then I was like,
22:40
oh yeah, my face just is like so puffy after
22:43
a habit Chips.
22:47
Speaker 2
The slogan for Pringles is so genius, though, because like,
22:51
gun to my head, I could not be able to
22:55
just have like a third of a can, Like I
22:57
have to eat the whole can, and I do it
22:59
with ease, without even noticing that the whole thing went down.
23:03
It's just so incredible addictive.
23:07
Speaker 1
I mean, one, can't you out here being two k
23:09
and Sam at a time.
23:10
Speaker 2
Oh, that was vulnerable for me to share.
23:13
Speaker 1
It's funny. Last week I came out and said Pringles
23:16
were overrated, and that got a bit of a response
23:18
to from a lot of It's very hurt. I was like,
23:20
this is not a chip man, it's like pressed together potato.
23:23
Speaker 2
Oh they're so good. But with that, big said, I
23:27
welcome the Dourdo's hate. I know there's a lot of Dorito's.
23:30
The people ride hard for Giredos, so yeah.
23:33
Speaker 1
I mean, it's just the leading tortilla chip brand in America.
23:36
I mean, I mean, I guess you do have your
23:37
finger on the post, because I mean, Tostos doesn't even
23:40
They're not even doing a third of the business Dorito's.
23:43
Speaker 2
Miles, you're a little bit misguided on your chip takes.
23:46
But nevertheless, I don't think it's going to affect our
23:48
friendship at all.
23:49
Speaker 1
No, it won't. It won't. Yeah, we see, I mean,
23:52
because we're able to see the humanity in each other.
23:54
And I think that's what your friendship is about. Despite
23:56
our terrible taste.
23:59
Speaker 3
I do think are objectively evil. I think they are good,
24:05
like I think so. I think they are the pinnacle
24:10
of food science, or like one of the pinnacles of
24:12
food science. And in that I'm unable to stop eating
24:15
Dorito's once I start eating Dorito's. I also think they
24:19
are underrated as a conveyance of so. I think Dorito's
24:23
locos tacos are great, and I think eating salsa with
24:28
nacho cheese Doritos is actually fucking awesome.
24:31
Speaker 1
But I'm a I'm a freak like that, as I mentioned,
24:34
m I ak. You know how to really if you
24:37
want to really freak it, you do the like shitty
24:39
cann salsa with cream cheese and then you eat that
24:42
with a and you're eat that with.
24:45
Speaker 2
And oh you might be grabbing me there. See that's
24:48
something I could get behind, minus the dorrito plant.
24:51
Speaker 1
Have you ever done that?
24:52
Speaker 2
No, I mean I like to like I feel like
24:55
in la like when I say something like cream cheese,
24:58
any cream cheese added to anything like is just incredible,
25:04
you know, like you can mix it with literally it's
25:08
just amazing, it really is. But I do appreciate that
25:12
you acknowledge the inherent evil of Doritos, and maybe that
25:16
was what I was, what I spiritually sent about.
25:18
Speaker 3
You're just sensing that. Yeah, they're basically the successor, the
25:22
spiritual successor to the cigarette industry. They are here to
25:30
kill us, and they're they've done a pretty good job
25:33
for a couple of days.
25:35
Speaker 2
Just showed a bag of open Doritos.
25:38
Speaker 1
Sorry, it's the little snack bags. And guess what I
25:45
can't I can't just have one of those little lunch bags.
25:49
Speaker 2
Because they have drugs in him.
25:52
Speaker 1
They they are drugs. All right, let's uh, let's take
25:57
a quick break. Get our bearings. We're gonna do some
25:59
bock breathing. We're just gonna center ourselves. I'm gonna put
26:02
our attention all of our being below.
26:05
Speaker 7
The neck from the neck down. All right, We're gonna
26:09
just in hell exhale. And when we exhale, we're going
26:13
to all our stress and it's going to run down
26:16
through our body, down through our legs, down through the
26:19
bottom of our feet, through the floorboards.
26:21
Speaker 1
Into the earth, into the into down to hell where Sorry,
26:28
was that too much? Down to Hell? Send your stress
26:31
down the hell. Let's take a quick break. We'll be
26:35
right back.
26:35
Speaker 4
Bye bye, and we're back.
26:48
Speaker 1
We missed you. Bye. Oh hi, Miles? What bye? Fuck
26:53
you said? Bye? I didn't I thought it we were over.
26:55
He just threw me off with the bie Hi.
26:58
Speaker 3
Well, let's talk you bye. He didn't speaking of bye
27:03
Joe Biden. That's what you were saying. You were just
27:06
trying to get started on this next story.
27:10
Speaker 1
What's he up to this time? Miles been? You know,
27:15
Joe Biden's presidency has been a lot, like recently, a
27:17
lot of one for them being the GOP and one
27:20
for you, the the left or Democratic base or people
27:24
who thought the world could be a better place. But yeah,
27:28
Biden hasn't really done much to differentiate himself from Trump,
27:31
you know, when it comes to immigration, Like he left
27:33
a lot of policies in place from Trump's administration and
27:35
even like altered some of them a bit. And then
27:38
he really pissed off his own supporters by appeasing Republicans
27:42
and cracking down on the number of asylum seekers that
27:44
can enter the country. Well, I guess Biden decided that now,
27:49
or at least on Monday, which was the anniversary of
27:51
the DACA program from Obama, is the day he will
27:55
announce a policy that is the biggest push to grant
27:57
amnesty to undocumented immigrants v Obama's DOCA program in twenty twelve.
28:03
So what does it do. It essentially gives a path
28:06
to apply for permanent residents to undocumented people and their
28:10
children that are married to US citizens. So basically anyone
28:15
undocumented spouses step children of US citizens can apply. This
28:19
is around five hundred thousand spouses and about fifty thousand
28:22
of their step children that could be eligible for this
28:24
new program. And these people do have the opportunity to
28:28
apply for permanent residents already by being married to an American,
28:32
But if you've entered the country without proper legal permission
28:35
and stay for over one year, you have to leave
28:38
the US and stay abroad for at least ten years
28:41
before you can actually apply for permanent residents. So again,
28:44
this means that families don't have to be broken up
28:47
despite their immigration status, which is a great thing. And
28:51
to qualify for the program, non citizens must as of
28:54
June seventeenth have been living in the US for at
28:57
least ten years and have been married to a US
28:59
citizen before that date, and the administration they've they estimated
29:05
that the average time that applicants have spent time in
29:08
the US is twenty three years. So this isn't the
29:11
kind of like immigration bill where Republicans can claim that
29:14
like the borders are open, but obviously that will not
29:17
stop them because nothing is about fact and it's just
29:19
about cranking up the xenophobia before the election. So yeah,
29:24
a bit of good news despite the last thing that
29:28
came out of the administration reguarding immigration.
29:30
Speaker 3
But this is so they're like addressing for people who
29:34
are married to somebody who aren't actually like allowed, because
29:40
if you get married to an American like that doesn't
29:43
automatically make you a US citizen.
29:46
Speaker 1
No I did. Well, you know, you're able to take
29:49
all the time you can apply, but if your legal
29:52
status was not, like if you didn't have the proper
29:54
permission to be in the United States, then that would
29:57
cause people to have to exit the country for ten years.
30:00
Because ten years is.
30:01
Speaker 3
So crazy, Like I thought, I thought it was gonna
30:03
be like okay, go back, and then come back and
30:05
you're good. But no, yeah, you're you're good. You just
30:09
need to leave the country for ten years.
30:12
Speaker 2
TV shows, like every TV show is like, oh, I
30:15
your murder for a green card.
30:17
Speaker 1
Yeah right, but you could do that. If you can't,
30:19
Let's say you had a visa to come in and
30:21
during that time, like you were actually allowed to be
30:23
in the United States and.
30:25
Speaker 3
You're legally here in the US. Yeah, that's what is
30:29
exactly the way. Visa that allows you to date like
30:35
mad and hopefully find a spell.
30:38
Speaker 1
And then from there you're usually like in a very
30:40
long process to get you know, your green card or
30:42
permanent residence status and things like that. But this will
30:45
allow people to work and do other things, so it's
30:47
you know, it's not as disruptive, and a lot of
30:49
people wouldn't go through to apply for permanent residents because
30:52
they would have to leave for ten years and like,
30:54
well I have fucking kids and shit, I can't do that.
30:56
So yeah, yeah, this is years is so little wits
31:00
small victories and also helps there's also some streamlining of
31:03
the laws for people in the DACA program. But yeah,
31:06
this was a I'm surprised that the front page of
31:10
the Drudge Report did not have them screaming about this
31:14
new sort of program as it relates to immigration from
31:17
the Biden. They had the fucking Boston Celtics championship, and
31:22
it's like, okay.
31:24
Speaker 2
Man, I was so excited to come on here the
31:26
day in the NBA finals.
31:31
Speaker 3
Of course Boston Celtics get a front page Drudge Report.
31:36
Speaker 1
It's a win for US Bruins, you know, because of
31:38
Drew Holiday.
31:39
Speaker 3
But god, I don't even know why I hate the
31:43
Celtics at this point, Like I know why, players.
31:48
Speaker 1
The team something about it. Maybe it's anti Lakers in Yeah,
31:52
that's I mean, that's yeah. We have a we have
31:54
a just we can't handle it here seeing that Dan
31:57
have one more banner than us. So yeah, I'm I've
32:00
already received plenty of dunks on the internet already from
32:03
my yeah, an eighteenth banner, But hey, we accept it
32:06
and we breathe through it.
32:07
Speaker 2
Yeah, and we breathed through it.
32:09
Speaker 3
The last time the Celtics won. The last five Celtics
32:12
championships were followed immediately by at least one.
32:20
Speaker 1
Following.
32:21
Speaker 3
Yeah, a record that will soon be broken.
32:26
Speaker 1
Exactly. They're not good, not with this team, not with
32:29
these owns. Probably not with these guys as.
32:32
Speaker 2
Sad though, Like I you know, everyone on Twitter was
32:35
like trending saying it was the worst NBAH like championship
32:39
game ever. But there is something. I mean, it's great
32:42
for the winning team, but for the viewer, like a
32:46
blowout is just like not fun.
32:48
Speaker 1
Yeah yeah, and no exactly.
32:50
Speaker 3
The ratings are way down. I feel like people generally
32:54
don't like the Celtics. So when the Celtics are doing good,
32:57
when the when things are good for the Celtics, America
33:00
is losing. Seldom's when America loses. Just keep that in mind,
33:04
NBA and the referees. I'm just saying, guys, help on
33:10
the thing with the immigrants. I was just gonna say, like,
33:14
I guess the important thing is the numbers, right, they're
33:16
putting up numbers. Five hundred thousand spouses, fifty thousand of
33:19
their step children could be eligible. That's the thing. I
33:22
just from a political perspective, again, it feels like a
33:27
lot of people are probably like wait, I thought those
33:30
people already had like access to legal immigration. Anyways, I
33:35
do want to just talk about immigration in general because
33:38
there's just all of this evidence that immigration is just
33:46
a win. It's like win win when like wins all
33:50
the way down for America if they would just let
33:53
it happen. And the thing that has been happening is
33:57
that both sides have been in you know, bowing to
34:02
racists and like racist fear. But like if you just
34:06
I don't know why this point isn't being made more consistently,
34:10
Like it seems to help all the things that like
34:13
conservatives claim to care about, like the economy, like that.
34:17
It's it's not just that the US can handle more immigrants.
34:21
We desperately need more immigrants, like the it's the thing
34:26
that drives the US economy. Like anytime the US has
34:30
like an uptick in economic success, it's usually because immigration
34:35
is up. Like the right is always like so scared
34:39
about like population growth and like, well, like people, the
34:42
birth rate's going down, so we're fucked. And it's like, well,
34:46
actually not if you just allow people to immigrate, like.
34:51
Speaker 1
We're not fucked because the birth rate is going.
34:53
Speaker 3
Down down it poses economic challenges that they really want
35:01
to emphasize and be like where fucked you guys?
35:04
Speaker 1
This is no, this is bad news because able.
35:07
Speaker 2
To make it better well.
35:09
Speaker 1
And also a lot of billionaires are like, we need
35:12
more people, like it's a crisis, like Elon Musk and
35:15
like that's why you just said me, yeahs obsessed. He's like,
35:20
if we had more people born, we could have more
35:23
Mozarts and more Einstein's and things like that. But the
35:27
thing that they failed to like really acknowledge is like,
35:30
you need a level of stability for people to become
35:33
Mozarts or Einstein's and if.
35:35
Speaker 2
Yeah, and you don't even have enough days in the
35:37
week to go visit all your kids.
35:39
Speaker 3
So and by the way, the last generation of billionaires
35:42
they were freaking out because the population was growing too much.
35:46
So like they just they just always want to have
35:49
a thing to freak out about that allows them to
35:51
speculate about getting rid of huge swaths of people or
35:56
everybody fucking them in this case, right, but just putting
36:00
aside the moral responsibility the country has for safely welcoming
36:04
migrants into the country, like the so the nonpartisan Congressional
36:08
Budget Office projected a smaller deficit and national debt than
36:12
last year because of an unprecedented spike, like not unprecedent
36:17
but like just normal, pre pandemic levels of immigration, Like
36:21
it's the thing that is allowing the US economy to
36:24
bounce back is immigration going back to pre pandemic levels.
36:29
Speaker 1
But if there's immigrants, my wages go down.
36:32
Speaker 3
No, that your wages actually go up, Like that's the other.
36:35
Speaker 1
Yeah, it's good for like that's the There's just.
36:39
Speaker 3
So many details of this argument that we've been hearing
36:42
for fucking decades that just like aren't true, and like
36:46
the mainstream media has just been allowing, like Fox News
36:50
to say them and not being like, actually, no, it's
36:54
the opposite of that, right, the immigrants boot. So there's
36:57
a study that shows immigrants boost the ECONO by sparking innovation,
37:01
driving up wages, driving up wages like across the board,
37:06
as well as appealing to foreign investors opening long term
37:09
export opportunities. So it's like all the ship that the
37:12
mainstream media loves to talk about, Like you think about
37:15
your country as an investment, it's like all that stuff
37:18
immigration like drives that is like the best thing for that.
37:22
Speaker 1
Right.
37:22
Speaker 3
There's this one article that notes that the so called
37:25
immigration surplus boosts the GDP and raises incomes for non immigrants.
37:31
And if you're wondering what left wing rag printed that story,
37:35
it's the goddamn George W. Bush Institute.
37:40
Speaker 2
I didn't even know that.
37:44
Speaker 1
Oh, Blair, you must. I've got some articles I have
37:47
to share with you.
37:48
Speaker 2
Yes, please do thank youshops.
37:52
Speaker 1
Yeah, yes, how to draw an apple tree.
37:54
Speaker 2
Oh, and there's like elderly art galleries and stuff.
37:59
Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah, and good studies on immigration.
38:02
Speaker 2
Wow, beautiful, so well rounded.
38:05
Speaker 3
He's yeah, a true renaissance man dynamic. He can both
38:10
lead directly to the deaths of all the soldiers and
38:13
do a like c plus job of painting them after
38:15
they died. He's got all the bases covered. The US
38:19
Department of Health and Human Services published a groundbreaking report
38:22
which concluded that refugees and assi les had a positive
38:26
net fiscal impact on the US government over a fifteen
38:29
year period, totally one hundred and twenty three point eight
38:32
billion dollars. Again, like, I think it's weird to like
38:37
quantify people human lives and like the need to do
38:40
the morally correct thing in dollar figures. But it is
38:44
the like the mainstream, like supposedly left leaning media is allowing.
38:52
It is just like leaving all the shit on the
38:54
table that they love talking about or even.
38:57
Speaker 1
Like perspective, right, because there's always like this handring about
39:00
like I mean, you know, because many people are sort
39:02
of bought into this idea it's like we're letting too
39:04
many people into the country. But if you actually add
39:08
some context to that, we're like really low on the
39:10
list of developed nations that are actually like the amount
39:13
of people that are entering the United States as immigrants
39:16
is completely different than you know.
39:18
Speaker 3
We're between forty and forty one on the legal immigration
39:23
list and like thirty fifth on overall immigration.
39:26
Speaker 1
So right, yeah, like behind like in terms of per capita,
39:30
per capita per capita immigration. Yeah.
39:33
Speaker 4
Yeah.
39:33
Speaker 1
So it feels like.
39:35
Speaker 3
The main issue is that because of racist fear and
39:40
these tropes that like immigration's bad for the economy and
39:43
like bad for just the country in general. Safety safety,
39:48
oh yeah, and by the way, safety, first generation immigrants
39:51
are the least likely people to commit crimes, Like across
39:56
the board, they are, like, this is a thing that's obvious,
40:00
raised repeatedly by the right wing when it comes to immigration.
40:03
Immigrants are far less likely to commit crimes than people
40:06
born here in any demographic just across the board. A
40:10
New Stanford white patriots are even white patriots. Stafford study
40:15
found immigrants are less likely to be incarcerated for a
40:17
crime the native born white Americans. And this has been
40:21
true since the eighties, and by that I mean the
40:24
eighteen eighties. It's just straight up always been true that
40:29
immigrants has come, they do great work, they pay like
40:34
they pay into like social Security. There's like all this
40:38
money coming in. They you know, they pay taxes, they
40:41
don't commit crimes all like just we have massive troves
40:47
of data that say that, like, this is the best
40:51
thing that the US has going for it is that
40:54
people want to come here, and when they do, they
40:58
do great work essentially, and they don't commit crimes. Basically
41:02
the opposite of all the bullshit that it dominates mainstream
41:07
media accounts of immigration. But because of racism and white supremacy,
41:12
they like it becomes a political issue, and then they
41:15
don't fund this, like intake systems, the systems for like
41:20
bringing these people in and safely like integrating them into
41:25
the society. And so now you need to be seeking asylum,
41:29
you need to be like fleeing something terrifying, and then
41:32
they don't fund that, and they don't have the necessary
41:36
infrastructure to help those people in and so you have
41:40
these areas that are just like overwhelmed with people. But
41:44
it's not because there are too many people again, Miles,
41:47
like you said, we are low on the list of
41:50
per capita immigration. It's it's not that we had there
41:53
are too many people for the US to handle. It's
41:56
just the US is hit choosing not to handle the
41:59
people because of racism.
42:02
Speaker 1
Well, and also like we're constantly meant to think that
42:06
we're living in this like fucked up zero sum game too,
42:08
where it's like there's just there's nothing. There's just nothing,
42:11
like we can't handle anything. If that happens, then you
42:14
lose something Like That's always how so many things are framed,
42:17
Like when we're trying to progress societally, it's like, well,
42:20
if those people do better, then you're going to lose something.
42:23
It's like always like sort of the default context that
42:25
we're operating in or how these things are presented. But yeah,
42:28
like you say, all these charts make it look like
42:31
line go up, right.
42:33
Speaker 3
All the charts, all those charts that y'all seem to
42:35
love is line go up and does not seem to
42:38
matter in this case. You seem to be very selective
42:41
of when you care about line go up. Yeah, so
42:44
it really I feel like a lot of it is
42:47
just like yeah, I think their music's weird.
42:49
Speaker 1
Man, Like I don't.
42:51
Speaker 3
I don't like their music, you know, like the shit
42:54
that the same fear that like old people have of
42:56
young people. I feel like it's just that it's like
42:59
they're different, and so I don't I don't want it
43:02
in my country, Like I don't want to be replaced
43:04
by that.
43:05
Speaker 1
And it's just mm hmmm. It's like, well, you're going
43:08
to be replaced either way, because you were going to
43:09
be replaced and the thing that you're working demographically or
43:12
because of your existence. But that's inevitable. So let's embrace
43:16
the thing that helps people. And also, like I think
43:19
that's the other part too, Like we were talking about
43:21
this with Alec Krrit Cattanis is like there's so many
43:24
like for so much of the reason people end up
43:26
having to flee their countries typically intersects with US imperialism
43:30
at some point. Yeah, and it's like yeah, maybe, I mean, look,
43:34
we could have a great perpetual machine where we export imperialism,
43:38
make their countries unlivable, and then take them in if
43:41
we were just man, if we just embrace it, you know,
43:43
and then we would in the Olympics, at every competition.
43:48
Speaker 3
Get really good at soccer. Finally, you know.
43:51
Speaker 1
Oh we're run the way, we run our way, we
43:52
run our way. Are we about to like get our
43:54
ass kicked in the Olympics or I feel like Copa America,
43:58
Copa America. That's the that's that's the next tournament. But no,
44:02
they're doing all right because precisely that because it's like
44:05
it's you know, servicemen abroad, and also because of like
44:08
people who come from countries with strong soccer cultures are
44:11
making sure they look for even even the American sports argument.
44:15
Speaker 2
Immigration, Yeah, we got a lot of big We got
44:17
a lot of big, big people in our country too.
44:20
Speaker 1
Yeah, we have I think.
44:22
Speaker 2
Compared to others.
44:23
Speaker 1
Right, Oh do we have the I feel like Americans
44:29
are how what do you see, like which country is
44:31
the biggest bodies?
44:33
Speaker 2
Yeah, Like we got a lot of antibiotics in our
44:35
food and ship like that growth hormones, don't you think.
44:39
Speaker 1
Yeah, let's see, maybe not.
44:41
Speaker 2
Resonant for soccer, but for other sports you know.
44:45
Speaker 1
Oh yeah, I mean I still you don't need to be.
44:47
Speaker 2
A tally for soccer. You got to be like a
44:49
little quickie.
44:49
Speaker 1
You gotta be quick man. It's about that lateral speed,
44:51
fast twitch. Yeah. Dutch people are the tallest in the world.
44:56
They're the tallest.
44:57
Speaker 2
Why are they so tall over there?
44:59
Speaker 1
You know, I don't know, but we get we got
45:01
the body mask. We have to be top in the
45:03
body mass that Pacific Pacific islanders too, Yes, let's go.
45:08
Speaker 2
Also someone's yeah, and also we got like a lot
45:13
of like protein culture. I feel here.
45:17
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah, at the expense of our health declining life
45:21
expected The life expectancy dropped for the second year in
45:25
a row.
45:26
Speaker 2
Is that real?
45:27
Speaker 1
Yeah, Yeah, it's like it's that's like a historic it's
45:29
never happened before too straight.
45:31
Speaker 2
My grandma and great Antie just died at like ninety
45:34
eight and ninety seven, and then I just went to
45:36
my other great aunties a hundredth year birthday, and then
45:41
I think these people were like smoking and drinking and
45:44
stuff like I don't know what makes sense.
45:47
Speaker 1
Fully, I wonder how much of it too, is like
45:49
because I think about that with like my my mom's
45:51
mom in Japan, she lived to be one hundred and one,
45:54
and it's like they she didn't start eatings. She didn't
45:57
start eating like processed food until like the seven So
46:01
a huge majority of our life is like I was
46:04
growing food or like eating food we made by hand,
46:07
whereas now I need my two cans of pringles.
46:12
Speaker 2
I know, I know, it's very sad we've gone so
46:15
far away. I feel like Japan is Japan one of
46:18
like the what are they called those places like the
46:21
blue blue blue zone, Yeah, the blue zone.
46:24
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah, I mean it definitely has like some of
46:26
the highest life expectancy.
46:28
Speaker 3
I used to Yeah, by the way, not sure. Cheese
46:31
Doritos introduced them the seventies. Nineteen seventy two.
46:35
Speaker 2
Jack, you're sick and you need God, And.
46:40
Speaker 3
That's not I wasn't reading that off the internet. I
46:42
was reading that off the tattoo that I have on
46:44
the inside of my arm.
46:46
Speaker 1
Very nice. Hong Kong, Macau and Japan are the top.
46:49
Speaker 3
Three the the longest, then Switzerland, Singapore, Italy Blair.
46:56
Speaker 1
Yeah, let's go. It's Kong.
46:59
Speaker 2
I had crazy pollution like that. There was a lot
47:02
of lung cancer there is that not true?
47:05
Speaker 1
On average eighty five point eight three years for both.
47:08
Speaker 2
WHOA that's high as how great Hong Kong.
47:12
Speaker 1
I've never heard that. I've always heard Japan that one
47:15
town in California. Dude from c I A dot Gov, Like,
47:22
I never.
47:22
Speaker 3
Got here's some here's a problem we got to fix, guys.
47:27
Speaker 1
Well, actually, their latest one says Monaco has the highest
47:30
What the fuck are they doing in Monaco? They're just
47:32
rich as fuck. I know, gambling, yeah.
47:36
Speaker 2
Damn to eat ship like Doritos. They're at the gambling
47:41
the craps table, like, good for you.
47:45
Speaker 1
They're like, I actually get all my macros through these
47:48
special millionaire really good, really good for your gut biome
47:53
Monico Doritos.
47:54
Speaker 2
Yeah, they don't have Doritos.
47:57
Speaker 1
I guess monic what do you what's the adjective for
48:00
mon Monica it is? I think so wow, Hey monicinn
48:07
one time monoga or monic cany.
48:11
Speaker 2
Alright, monic gas is kind of cool though, that goes.
48:16
Speaker 1
Yeah, b yeah, I'm changing. I'm changing. I'm changing my nationality.
48:22
I'm monogasque. There you go.
48:24
Speaker 2
Thank you didn't know you could do that, Miles.
48:26
Speaker 1
That's actually his superpower. Kind of problematic when I go
48:29
to ethnic restaurants.
48:30
Speaker 3
But hey, yea or and by ethnic restaurants, he means
48:36
the cheesecake factory. Yes, thank you, just like ethnicity, firecracker chicken.
48:45
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
48:48
back to hear about the cheating husband who blame Apple.
49:03
Speaker 5
And we're back.
49:05
Speaker 1
We are and wow, cheaters are cheating out here, man,
49:10
cheaters be cheating.
49:12
Speaker 3
I'm a little surprised that this doesn't happen more often.
49:15
Maybe it does happen all the time, and this is
49:18
just the first guy who's like, not fair.
49:21
Speaker 1
But like, you're such a narcissist that you deflect to
49:24
the point that you're willing to sue Apple like this.
49:28
So I love like whenever people get caught cheating or lying,
49:32
that human impulse of self preservation to blame others. I
49:36
think it's so hilarious because like when you see people like, oh, well,
49:39
why were you filming me cheating on you? Oh my god.
49:42
Speaker 2
I literally just saw this last night on The Perfect
49:45
Match on Netflix with Harry Drowsy. He like, the girl
49:49
was like, yeah, we made out. Uh he kissed me
49:52
three times and he goes, no, we didn't, why are
49:54
you making that up? Goes off on her, and then
49:58
there's a tweet a quote that you always see going around.
50:03
That's like, nothing makes a narcissist matter than being accused
50:08
of something they.
50:08
Speaker 1
Did right right right right right right. Yeah, this is it.
50:13
This is it. So look, we got to give the
50:16
Deflector of the Year award out to a man in
50:18
the UK who is suing Apple because he was caught
50:21
cheating on his wife. So this dude was frequently hooking
50:24
up with sex workers, and you know, his wife did
50:27
not know until she looked at the I message app
50:30
on a shared family computer, and she discovered literal years
50:35
of receipts of her husband's infidelities. And he thought they
50:39
were deleted. He thought they were deleted. So it seems
50:44
that the man was deleting her honor. I hit delete
50:47
on my phone.
50:49
Speaker 3
That is a secret patch between me and my phone
50:52
that those are deleted from the universe.
50:56
Speaker 2
I made an error in my cheating game, and now
50:59
I will try to monetize it.
51:01
Speaker 1
I will up my game, my honor, Please help me.
51:04
So it seems that the man was deleting the messages
51:07
on his phone, but because he wasn't using messages in iCloud,
51:11
the home computer had all the incriminating messages. So his
51:15
wife filed for divorce. What was his mistake limit, I'm
51:20
just you got to make sure all that shit's on.
51:21
If not, everything's on cloud, what you do one will
51:24
not happen to the other. To the yes, So she
51:27
filed for divorce. Now this man again, he's suing for
51:31
five million pounds sterling in damages from Apples for the
51:35
cost of legal fees, money lost in the divorce, and
51:39
emotional harm from it. He told The Times quote, if
51:42
you are told the message is deleted, you are entitled
51:46
to believe it's deleted. And he said he's had to
51:49
go on you know, anti anxiety medication to reduce his
51:53
panicked attacks that were brought on by his own infidelity.
51:58
What a bitch.
52:00
Speaker 2
I hope Apple counter suits with like the hardest legal
52:03
team ever. I mean, oh my god, like, fuck you,
52:07
you loser.
52:08
Speaker 3
But that would then make him have more panic attacks,
52:11
and he'd get to sue them again because.
52:13
Speaker 1
We made Yeah, we made an emoji for cheaters and
52:15
it's your face and that's on every iPhone.
52:18
Speaker 2
Now I can't believe I'm having a panic attack the
52:22
consequences of my own intentional behavior that went on for years.
52:26
Speaker 1
That is fucked up and horrifying your honor. You should
52:30
not have to reap what you saw. I believe that
52:33
is a right of all human beings. His lawyers argue, quote,
52:37
this is so again, this is such a flimsy case. Quote.
52:40
In many cases, the iPhone informs the user that messages
52:44
have been deleted, but as we have seen, that isn't
52:48
true and is misleading because they are still found on
52:51
other linked devices, something Apple doesn't tell its users except
52:56
they do. Except all this is all support documents. If
53:01
you're interested in knowing how that all tells you, it's
53:03
all laid out there. You could have been honest. It's
53:05
because weird. It's like, essentially you're you're trying to argue
53:09
that you have the right to be deceptive.
53:12
Speaker 2
Yeah, the goal to blame Apple for your like absolute
53:17
years of cheating and hiding on your wife.
53:21
Speaker 1
Yeah, nobody told me I shouldn't do that. Okay, by
53:28
them doing that, I'm not able to lie to my wife.
53:31
So I'm suing for five million pounds. What I thought
53:36
you said five thousand. For a second, I was like
53:38
that's pretty low. No, five million, Jack, he's on beta
53:43
blockers because he can't handle again, the reaping of what
53:47
I like, I.
53:48
Speaker 2
Hope he loses so bad and that anytime his Google
53:52
search is just ruined for the rest of his life.
53:55
I mean it's already like any sane woman who would
53:57
know that he's suing technology for his own actions, right hopefully.
54:03
Speaker 1
Flay Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's tough.
54:08
Speaker 3
He's a pretty mind blowing level of narcissism. It is
54:12
exactly what I would expect like Donald Trump to do,
54:15
you know, is like oh yeah, yeah, try and put
54:18
like we're gonna put We're gonna put Apple out of business.
54:21
Speaker 2
It works so well for him though, Like no, I
54:23
mean I don't believe, like nothing takes him down every
54:25
time he gets like just suit or like.
54:28
Speaker 1
Have you been paying attention to the news lately?
54:31
Speaker 4
No?
54:31
Speaker 2
But I mean like every time I worked for him,
54:33
he just goes no. Every time he gets oh yeah, no,
54:38
like I know he got I know, he's like whatever,
54:41
got charged for one thousand felonies or whatever. But like
54:44
I still don't believe when if he ever got picked
54:46
up for jail, like some reason, you would not make
54:49
it in the jail. Like I just still there's like
54:52
the man has seventy lives.
54:54
Speaker 1
I don't know means house arrests at the best, you know,
54:58
like that's the best you could ever hope for. And
55:00
maybe he can't use a computer, like that might be
55:02
the best that people can fucking hope for. Like he
55:05
buses a computer now, you know, or you know dating shit.
55:08
Speaker 2
Yeah, people around him are like, that's too much of
55:11
a liability.
55:12
Speaker 1
Have you seen ren Fair yet? No? No, Because there's
55:16
this this guy, this dude who runs it. He's so old,
55:19
but he's like he wants to find like a partner.
55:22
He has this younger dude in his twenties, like do
55:25
all this stuff for him on the computer. Because this
55:27
guy's in his like eighties. So he's like, how many
55:29
dates do I have? Like he sits over this dude's
55:31
shoulder as he goes on like okay, Cupid or like
55:33
uses dating apps, And I feel like that's how Trump
55:36
would be, like and okay, so then then say this,
55:39
yeahs a funny like oh you got it, you got it?
55:42
There you go. Okay, that's how he uses a computer. Problem.
55:45
Now print the internet for me. I want to see
55:47
what the Internet is saying. Yeah exactly, but yeah, poor guy,
55:51
I don't think it's gonna happen. But you know you tried,
55:54
you pull for him.
55:56
Speaker 2
It better not or I'm going to hire a legal
55:58
team to dust his as Again.
56:01
Speaker 1
I'm not a lawyer, but I feel like it's always
56:03
about proving like damages. So you're you're arguing, like I
56:08
get like the flimsy part is like if you think
56:10
something's deleted, you have the right to believe it's deleted.
56:13
But like the way you're arriving there is to say
56:16
I wasn't lying to my wife for years and now
56:19
she knows about it, because yeah.
56:21
Speaker 2
What about her damages. I'm gonna still hate for being
56:24
a bitch. That's what I'm gonna do.
56:26
Speaker 1
I'm not even the ex wife. Yeah, how old is
56:30
this guy? By the way, do we know? I feel
56:32
like I'm very protective of his identity? Is that by
56:36
this is he? I'm a little confused by that.
56:40
Speaker 2
But it's like the Tinder swindler we find out.
56:42
Speaker 3
I feel like I associate like bloomers. I associate with
56:46
like loving to have affairs. Maybe this is just mad
56:49
men and also being like really bad at technology. So
56:53
I'm like kind of surprised this doesn't just happen.
56:55
Speaker 2
Off the I could never have an affair for this reason.
56:59
Speaker 1
Honestly, right middle eight they say middle aged business man
57:03
is how he's just that's the closest I can get
57:04
to a description.
57:06
Speaker 2
They don't even put his name. He should have to
57:09
have his name out there. What a bitch.
57:11
Speaker 3
The sex workers asked for an emergency contact, so I
57:15
gave them my wife's number. She shouldn't have it, answered.
57:20
Speaker 1
That's so funny.
57:23
Speaker 3
I was just like trying to picture like Don Draper
57:25
in the modern world, just like trying to keep all
57:27
his affairs straight.
57:28
Speaker 1
He would fuck things up.
57:29
Speaker 2
Like really legally change his identity.
57:33
Speaker 5
Legally changes.
57:34
Speaker 3
Yeah, he would really be fucked in a lot of
57:36
ways by modern technology.
57:38
Speaker 1
I feel like he would have a tough time.
57:40
Speaker 3
But don't look me up on Facebook.
57:46
Speaker 1
To think that that thing you're saying Blair about how
57:49
like people still sort of look up to Trump like
57:52
despite all this, like because I think you know, you like,
57:55
when you're like stupid, you kind of need a celebrity
57:58
to engage in the same dumb ship you dude, to
58:00
make you feel like that ship is okay, you know
58:02
what I mean? And so like with him being like that,
58:05
that is like such it's so attractive to be like exactly, dude.
58:09
What Yeah, exactly, dude.
58:12
Speaker 2
I didn't do anything wrong. I am morally absolved by
58:16
all of your crimes than a leader.
58:19
Speaker 1
It has this like magnetic pull for people because you
58:22
need sometimes you need somebody who's doing the same ship
58:25
you're doing to be in an elevated position to make
58:27
you be like to validate your I could be president
58:31
baby yeah. Yeah, oh my god.
58:34
Speaker 3
Well, Blair Saki, what a pleasure as always having on
58:38
the daily Zecheist. Where can people find you? Follow you
58:42
all that good stuff?
58:43
Speaker 2
Can I just say I had the time of my
58:45
life and I'm so grateful to be back with my brothers,
58:49
my family, and ohso I love when the zeching come
58:54
up to me. It shows. It makes me so happy
58:57
and it's like such sweeties that come out. And I
59:00
really appreciate your guys support that.
59:03
Speaker 1
Happy to hear it too.
59:04
Speaker 2
Yeah, it makes me keep doing. You are the best,
59:09
the best in the world. You can find me as
59:11
always on all socials at blairsacke B L A I,
59:14
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59:17
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59:20
link to my special which I would love for you
59:22
guys to see if you have to check it out.
59:24
My next date is Kansas City, July fifth to seventh.
59:29
Speaker 1
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying
59:32
besides you're on special just watching it every night, laughing uproariously.
59:37
Speaker 2
Can you imagine oh.
59:38
Speaker 7
Oh wow that one wronged?
59:43
Speaker 3
Now?
59:43
Speaker 2
This this this tweet really made me laugh. It's at
59:49
Lingo Unbound and it was just a pick a photo
59:52
of Brendan Frasier at a restaurant and he signed it,
59:56
I like the steak. It was my favorite part I
59:59
was in the Mummy and then and then one more
1:00:07
just because it's a little pertinent today at Lake Show,
1:00:10
Yo said Celtics fans haven't been this happy since January.
1:00:14
Speaker 1
Saying.
1:00:17
Speaker 3
Wow, I oh man, I really he just a joke,
1:00:22
he he he. Fuck you guys in your happiness?
1:00:27
Speaker 1
Do they get them in now? They're not they're not
1:00:31
paying attention. Amitt it Miles? Yeah, where can people find you?
1:00:36
And is their working media? You been? Yeah at Miles
1:00:40
of Gray. Wherever they got the ad symbols that's Twitter
1:00:42
and Instagram and the like. Also, if you want to
1:00:44
hear Jack and I fully cry about the Celtics, Uh,
1:00:48
excuse me as I burp tears of or burps of sdness.
1:00:52
That's how you that's how you cry. Bro. Yeah, yeah,
1:00:54
it's it's more manly, dude. If it's a burp rather
1:00:57
than tears streaming down my face, you can find us.
1:01:00
I'm mouse Jack onmed Boosti's if you want to hear
1:01:02
me talk about ninety day Fiance. That's on for twenty
1:01:04
day Fiance. Uh So some tweets I like, man, there's
1:01:08
a few. First one is this is from at Tommy Beer.
1:01:12
It says Internet Undefeated. Somebody superimposed a clip of Luca
1:01:17
holding the NBA Championship trophy, but it was from when
1:01:21
they won the Western Conference finals when he was holding
1:01:23
a beer in the tunnel with his dad and then
1:01:25
Michael Finley takes it away on you that clip, So
1:01:28
this is him. He's got the he's got the trophy.
1:01:31
Here we go. Then they put a Celtic slover Michael
1:01:34
Finley and he just took that shit away from Bye.
1:01:39
Why do you take his Why do you take a
1:01:41
beer away from I don't know, I don't I'm not
1:01:43
sure what that was about, unless Michael Finley was like
1:01:46
just needed that beer. He's like, let me have that
1:01:48
man and then another one I like is from Bobby
1:01:51
Wagner at be Wags. It's like that that construction where
1:01:54
you have two different things, like two different text blocks,
1:01:57
but with the handshaking emoji in the middle. Twenty twenty four,
1:02:00
Boston Celtics the film Avatar from two thousand and nine,
1:02:04
and the handshake is over statistically undeniable yet allegations of
1:02:08
no cultural impact.
1:02:09
Speaker 3
I mean I was having that exact same thought, there'll
1:02:14
be a big cultural impact in Boston, but I don't know.
1:02:18
Speaker 1
I don't know.
1:02:19
Speaker 3
Statistically though, undeniable, statistically undeniable.
1:02:23
Speaker 1
Yeah, it's fuck. It's It's called cognitive dissonance. Jack. I
1:02:28
think that's the term for what we're experiencing. Tweet.
1:02:31
Speaker 3
I've been enjoying Sydney Battle tweeted. I love Topo Chico
1:02:35
because it's like what if water fought you when you
1:02:38
tried to drink it.
1:02:40
Speaker 2
She's so funny. I love her Twitter. She has a
1:02:43
great Twitter.
1:02:44
Speaker 3
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
1:02:47
Speaker 1
You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're
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1:02:51
Speaker 3
On Instagram, we have a Facebook fan page. On a
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1:02:57
and our footnotes, where we look off to the information
1:03:00
we talked about in today's episode, as well as a
1:03:02
song and we think you might enjoy, Miles, what song
1:03:06
do you think people might enjoy?
1:03:08
Speaker 1
My favorite band, Hiatus Coyote. As we get closer to
1:03:12
their new album, they've just been dribbling out little tracks
1:03:15
for us to enjoy, and they just dropped another one
1:03:17
on us yesterday. It's called Cinnamon Temple and it's just
1:03:22
like a really it's a little bit more like gritty
1:03:24
distortion guitars, so it's a little bit different than they're
1:03:26
like jazzy stuff. But also there's just again, it's amazing.
1:03:29
This is Cinnamon Temple by Hya. This kind sounds like
1:03:33
a good ice cream flavor or something, yeah, or.
1:03:36
Speaker 3
Like incense, incense.
1:03:38
Speaker 1
Or that sounds like what like a dude who like
1:03:40
drinks way too much fireball like calls his house temple.
1:03:46
Uh no, sorry, all right.
1:03:50
Speaker 3
We link off to Cinnamon Temple in the footnotes. The
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