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Speaker 1
Oh you know what time it is when you hear
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my fucking voice. Hello, Internet, and welcome to season to
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episode one of Dirt Daily Guys, the production of My
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Heart Radio. It's the podcast where we take a deep
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dive into America's shared consciousness. It's Tuesday, February twenty two,
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and you know, as a California native, I have to
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say that it is National California Day or something like that,
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whatever that means. Don't know what it means, but why
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not callie all day? Let's see, my name is Miles Great,
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that's right, a k A. I'm a husband. Her majesty's
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my brand. I wounted, Wow, need to call her my
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wild Okay, shout up to the brew on the discord
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for that Dead or Alive by Yamba Yobi Yamba Yobi obviously,
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and I'm thrilled to be joined by my guest co
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host today, fantastic comedian and proviser actor, voice actor, producer.
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I could, I could, I could just name anything, and
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he does it and he doesn't it well, Chicago's very
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own Jaquis Neil Welcome. You'll never find, as long as
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you live, someone who loves you like jockeys due said,
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you'll never find someone who cares about you like the
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deadly side. Guys. This is what we do. Oh what
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up me gros? Oh we're back? Oh third time? It
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must be Black History months, y'all like, get me here,
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third time in the month, Miles. Thank you so much,
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Miles for having me any time. We're always good to
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have you always. As we kicked Jack out, we was
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like it on out of here man last week in February.
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We need to get the we need to get the
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brown focus. Ta take a break, quick, take a break. Break.
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That's when doing it comes back. Every time. I'll be like, Jack,
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you you really didn't. You didn't make space for a
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black co host. As you're like, oh, okay, that's that's
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the look. That's energy last week, that's energy, all right, Jack, Right,
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that's what you're trying to do. Jack woh yeah, he's uh.
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I think he was holding it down and while I
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was gone for so long, you know, like he's like,
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why you want you take a break? Man? Why don't
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you finish that outside? Okay? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, congratulations, motherfucking
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Miles Gray. I don't know if we're talking about it
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or not. If we now we can cut it no idea.
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That's why I stand. Yeah, congratulations, my man appreciate it.
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Jumped the broom, you did, and I jumped the room
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onto the glasses. Had to combine many different traditions in
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the wedding and I almost died and during the horror
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that's all right, Did y'all do the electra slide horror? No?
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But we did have a gigantic, like fucking dance off
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to back that ass up where a lot of elderly
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people join, and I like the days flar was a
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little bit small for electric slide. And then I had
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a whole argument. I was like, I need to play
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Outstanding by the Gap band right now. Yeah, And but
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you know one of those things when you when you're
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when you're like in charge of music, you gotta keep
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the energy up throwing on Outstanding, Like at the as
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the energy is going up, it can go one of
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two ways. And I couldn't take that gamble. So we
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doubled down and did where the party at by jackiet
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Edge anyway we should bring our guests. Thank you, this
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is why you're here to help me stay focused and
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on track. Today's guest sorry, oh please introduced introduce the guests.
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Please please let me, will you please? Our guest today
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is an outstanding comedian, outstanding host, outstanding producer. Maybe you
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heard of her from her work on News Broke at
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a J plus. Maybe you know the Young Turks because
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you're like, well, I don't know, I don't know from there.
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Maybe know from Red White and Who on MSNBC. Maybe
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you know her on The Bituation Room one of my
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favorite podcasts and should be yours too. If you liked
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this show, I mean, don't sleep on the Bituation Room
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because our guest has fantastic comedians on, fantastic activists, on experts.
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It's it's everything. This show isn't I would call it
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that in the Bituation Room a first rate podcast, But
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welcome to this second rate podcast. The brilliantly talented, hilarious
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and just overall wonderful human being. Francesco Hi, thank you
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so much, fran Jessica Fiorentini eight k A. I'm gonna
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be in Brooklyn on March tenth at the Bell House.
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If you guys want to come out and see me live, well,
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I'll be with Sam Cedar, council Member, Tiffany Cavan and
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Matt Leeb who has been a regular here also my
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betrothed sobituation room dot com. I'm getting the plugs in
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up top, which is smart. Which is smart. You're using
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the A for the right reason. All You're like, Okay,
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come give me this money. Yeah exactly, like I need
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this a k A. I buy my healthcare on the marketplace. Yeah,
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I have to cover the cost of my flight to
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New York? Please can I can? I also just say
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can I also just say? You know, look, I've been
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on the Daily Side guy, it's more times than I
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can count now as a guest Dana host Francesca was
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the first person that jumped on't had the fire as background.
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It was like, what color you won't what color you
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want to see in this background? And she changed it up.
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It's looking right. So I'm just saying for any future,
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for the Jamie loftus is of the world, for all
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the guests of the world that's coming on the Daily Side, guys,
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get your background game up. Get your background game up.
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Because Francesca shutting it down. The challenge has been issued.
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Yeah yeah. Room Raiders only gave me a seven because
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I had cord mismanagement in the back. So I'm really
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trying to I'm trying to change. I did. I did,
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And it wasn't my chords. It was Matt Leeb's like
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PS five. Yes he did get his hands on one.
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It was his stupid ass chort. So I was, hey,
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what happened with the ring starting? Oh we got a
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new ring? Yeah, we got a new RINGO, we got
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a wedding date. Things are moving there. We never speak
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of the other ring again. It's like, what happened you
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lose it or someone well it should be lost. Well
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I am again. I am going to drop it into
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the ocean, like you know the old lady in Titanic.
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It looks like that. It's basically hard at the sea level.
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If anyone's grandma is looking for a nice piece, hit
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us up at radio. I feel like it'd be a
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really good, like se birthday gift for or eight or ninety. Honestly,
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it might even be good to be buried in. So
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I don't know. This sounded like the ring was like
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that you didn't like the ring? Is that? That is
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the story? And part was I think it was like
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days after Matt proposed, he came on the show and
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he talked. He said, you know, the proposal went well,
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but the ring was such an like so embarrassed to
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talk about it. And then Francesco, I think was the
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guests the next day or the day like one day between,
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and so we got it from both sides and you
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were just just so long saga. But now I've got
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my yes sustainably mind white sapphire. To avoid the diamond
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industrial complex, I'm gonna have a whole grill made out
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of lab grown diamonds. You know, Yeah, I love it.
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I love hearing the take from them the diamond industry
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being like these lab grown diamonds are like like not
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even that good. They're like they're chemically the same fucking thing.
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You're just masking. They're not ripping them out of the
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earth like you'll do well. You know, I rip all
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my diamonds out the earth because I'm a real one
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joking just with your teeth, just with my teeth, you know,
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I'm not with my hands when I'm looking for picking
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up loose mushrooms that grow in the park and try
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and see if and even get me even a little
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bit sucked up. And of course by diamonds. I'm talking
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about all my diamond albums, like you know my Diamond
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certified albums, y'all. You know what's dope is if you
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ever like edit a Wikipedia page, like if for your
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own just add random ship, like you have the highest
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selling album of all time. I think I'm gonna do
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that on your Wikipedia page. You know I can't edit
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my Wikipedia page. I don't think they women do that.
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Oh okay, yeah, women are not allowed to edit their
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own Wikipedia page. Was hysterical. No, yeah, there's something about
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it where it's like, you're a public figure, you have
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no say over your you can't verify. They're like, this
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is wildly inaccurate. Okay, then, but before we get into
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learning more about you, Francesca, let's talk a little bit
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about what we are going to talk about. I'm gonna
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check in with Kim Potter, the cop who killed Dante, right.
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The sentencing outcome has has been released as over this recording,
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and uh, we are shocked that the empathy went completely
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in the wrong direction in this court case. Then we're
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gonna talk about the Trump griff continuing. But now with
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n f T S motherfucker's if you thought they were
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lacking with their fucking scam game, well here they are
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now they got n f t s you can buy
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and they're totally full of ship. And then we're gonna
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talk about Movie Pass. They're back and there. Their ideas
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are creepier than ever. It's exactly what we'd like to see.
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But before we talk about any of that, franchusica, what
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is something from your search history that's revealing about who
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you are? Okay? I was trying to do a bad tweet,
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meaning like it's just a bad It's just it wasn't
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a good, well crafted tweet, trying to look up the
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top hunters and predators in the animal kingdom. But every
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time you like use an animal reference in a tweet's
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just born, like like a great Way shark or like
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a wolf. It's always like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
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And then there's like crocodile, and then there's like kimono
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dragon or one of those which I didn't know. I
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think so dragons kmo. Yeah, bite is like ridiculous, aren't
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they like mouth so fucking dirty? Like your bite, You're
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like wound will just like necrotize like one or something
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like amodo dragon. That's crazy, that's they are. They're fucking stacked.
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But here's The reason I was trying to do that
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is because Axios released a really terrible article that was
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like the Squad has their politics have backfired? And you
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you read the article and it's like squad politics have
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backfired according to top leading Democrats who hate the squad.
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Like you can corporate democrats about how the squad is doing.
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It is like asking a komodo dragon about how your
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neck is doing as it bleeds out, trying to make it.
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Trying to track this one. I'm trying to track it
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with you, right, the kimono dragon? Do they bite your neck? No?
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Oh I did a It's like it's like asking, as
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I wrote, like elk strategy has failed according to you,
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they're out to get them anyway, Why then are you
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going to ask them how they're doing? And again get
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you so fucking lazy. It's like wild how journalism is
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completely just full, Like fully, you've couple gone into free
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fall where you like you look at stuff, you're like this,
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You're you're asking cops about crime like you're taking cops words,
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they're just as the gospel truth based on what they
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think about crime rates and things like that. Or you're
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asking the corporate democrat take on the wing of the
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party that's saying y'all not doing enough, You're fucking up.
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This is how we lose the mid terms, Like, oh god,
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the hate duration needs the wing of the party. They're
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actively fundraising right now to tank straight up in the
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mid terms. They're funneling money into some new corporate pack
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that is going in deep blue districts. These are already
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secure districts against anyone who's primary incumbents. So it's clear
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if we lose in the mid terms, the Democrats lose.
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It's not on progressives at all. It's on all the
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fucking focus being on progressives when the real enemy, you know,
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the real ones are the fascist But anyway, that's how
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fascis on both sides of bile too, you know. And indeed,
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sooner people come to that realization. Well, I don't know
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what will happen, the commarialization, because at the end of
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the day, I mean that that that sort of traditional
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party powers is so entrenched it's hard to know how
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it evolves past it without real massive you know, organization,
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just regular people. But yeah, it is wild because that's
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same it's the same tired as take of like well,
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progressives motherfucker. The most popular ship that it pulls through
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the roof with like both sides is progressive policies. But
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if you just take out the language or whatever the
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spin on how you want to present it, you really
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have no one except yourself to play. So yeah, I
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mean wild child poverty increases right now, it's like, oh, yeah,
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because the child tax credits weren't extended. You dumb ships
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can actually thank Biden for that one you know about
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that or Joe Manchin depending if you just want to say,
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it's actually just it's just actually this one guy exactly,
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ones who don't give a shit about anything but staying
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in office and making money, like yeah, and all these
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and they actually the Access article talks to this guy,
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Josh Gottheimer, and I believe he's a congress person and
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he's not been in the news, meaning he's not a
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mansion cinema character, but he's mansion a cinema. Are people
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who are like running cover for people like Josh Goddheimer
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who does not want let's say medicare to be able
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to negotiate drug prices. Yeah, exactly. The most popular and
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most no brain conservatives are on board with that. Yeah,
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but and so Josh Godheimer is to the right of
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a lot of conservatives, a lot of Republican Well yeah,
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I mean he's that's that pharm of money, hey man,
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wild what that money does to You're like, no, I'm
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I'm merely just a physical carbon presence in the halls
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of Congress that are just meant to keep the money
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flowing in a certain direction. Don't mind me. Would you
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like a cookie? Yeah? Oh yeah? But that mansion though, huh.
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They're like, dude, I'm looking at the roll call, vote
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on you striking? Never mind? Forget it? Enough politics up top? Yeah,
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well look, politics all the time. But that's how it
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is in this day and age. Francesca, what's something you
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think that is overrated? Did I word that correctly? What's
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something that's overrated? Maybe you guys have spoken about this character,
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but jdaz On and just like that is overrated as hell.
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I cannot even finish this most cursed reboot of Sex
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in the City ever. J DS is a comedian. Supposedly
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they go by the them Bronowns, which is dope. That's great.
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I love all that I love that they're gay. I
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love all the things. I just don't like the fact
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that a boomer wrote this character like it was their
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weird West World creation of what they think a young
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person and a young queer person sounds and looks like
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it is, like they're not funny. There's nothing more offensive
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to comedians. And maybe it's just comics who are getting
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upset about jadas, but then an unfunny comics. Yeah, but
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like like you don't even have to include jokes and
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a fact, don't even film them doing jokes. Yeah, just
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cut to everyone laughs enough, but like, oh, the jokes
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are so bad. I watched I don't I mean I
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don't watch the reboot, but everybody kept talking about it online.
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So like I found the clip of the special uh
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in the reboot, and I'm thinking, like, it's just gonna
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be like a couple of minutes. But they like made
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it seem like it was like this is what the
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special was, And I was like, there's no jokes in here. Hey,
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tell my people you like the a lit hell? Yeah, Okay,
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it really was. It's yourself exactly. It was a weird
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I feel like it's like what Ben Shapiro thinks it
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like woke comedy is and you're like, no, there are
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many non binary and queer comics that are funny as hell,
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and how dare you do this to them and us?
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Like this is very bad? When you watched it, were
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you constantly praying for Chay to completely funk over Miranda?
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Like at every time, I was like, please be like
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pull up to the show and like there with somebody else.
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Please break Miranda's just smash that ship into the ground.
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I think it's so on brand from Miranda to fall
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in love with someone like Chay. I just love I
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think everyone I think they've seen the take. We can
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talk about this for a while, but I've seen the
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take of like Miranda's turned into a Karen. It's like, yeah,
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Miranda's kind of always been a Karen. They're all kind
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of Karen's and it's way funnier to have someone who's
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out of touch and like leaving their husbands at the
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age of whatever, fifty five sixty for no good reason.
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I still can't finish it because I just think it's
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it is again the most cursed reboot. Justice for Steve,
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Justice for Samantha, and I'm not going to finish this
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until Jake gets better jokes. Damn. I think season has
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written so you're not gonna finish it. I watched it
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like like maybe it'll deed. Nah nah. I just first
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of all, I feel sorry for the performer playing j
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DS because they are they are going through and they
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was like, I just read a script. Leave me alone.
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He is I think Sarah ramis Yes, yes, yes, Sarah's
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like I just did a job, like I couldn't like
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my own jokes. But also I saw like a clip
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of I don't know the character character Miranda as the
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woman who was like into j D S right, okay.
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I saw a clip a clip or meme or something
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where Miranda was like, im you like three months ago?
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Why didn't you hit me back? And Shadeas was like
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I smoke a lot of weed. I couldn't hit you.
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I was like, what the fund does that mean? You
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said I do a lot of weed? Yeah, siring Emoji
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copp alert, Can I have one weed? Please? Let's let's
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just get it out. We already know what you're trying
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to do. Yeah, that that's a very I mean, yeah,
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like I could get into this all day, but they've
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really fucked up not having samanth On there too, And
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let's like it is what it is let's move on
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to underrated. Francesco, what's something you think is underrated? I mean,
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this thing keeps on coming back with a vengeance. You know,
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it is resilient as hell. I think the status quo
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is just really just stumping on all of us and uh,
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really out here underrated, Like we just we forget like
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oh yeah, hey, remember how things don't change? So every
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week every day, I'm kind of like, yeah, that fucking
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status quo still getting the better of us. And uh,
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I'm also like generally mad that like people and progressives
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and the left, like I wish we should be Like
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after you see the Canadian truckers, You're like, man, why
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aren't we doing that ship? You know, it's like the
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it's like the five percent of me on the January
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six that was like we should have done that. Yeah
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we would. We would have all died obviously because we're here. Yeah,
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but yeah, but yeah, the concept is, I mean, listen,
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do what you gotta do. But instead of the target,
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we should have been fucking blowing up the capital tool
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and ship to like get our way. I know that's
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but like violently violence with our ideas empty capital to
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nobody in there or anything like that, just you know,
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blowing up with our word by brick we go mash
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as Eminem once said, as for everyone ran into the
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capital to then vote. We're gon, we're gonna egg it.
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We just don't egg it. Yeah, status quo is something.
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It's underrated. It is always the hardest one for me.
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It's gravity, you know what I mean, Like, how do
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you up end gravity without getting everybody on Earth to
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jump at the same time. I believe that's the one
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way we can't make ship happen, you know and throw
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Earth off its axis? Is every if everyone earth? Yeah,
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but yeah, it is. It is like really disheartened because
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you there are always these moments you're like, oh, you
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know what potential sea change and no, you only just
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saw some change for about six months and then right
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back to it. And whether it's you know, equality, racial injustice,
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fucking misogyny, whatever, like, there's always just that little bit.
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But then for whatever reason, it's too difficult for the
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masses to fully cross over. Whites are gone, you know,
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a guilt followers that, yeah, that motherfucker's gone. They left
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they you know, so and it's just right back to normal,
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which is what we say all the fucking time. It
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was like, all right, y'all putting your black squares up
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now and post it. Y'all posting a little bit longer
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this time shamed him. We should have shamed about the
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black squares, you know what I mean? Like maybe that
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was support. That's on us, It's on us, like effort,
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but it is. It is like you go back and
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look at videos from and it is incredible how little
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has been done. And I know we're going to talk
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about it with the Kim Potter and Dante right case,
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but like it's incredible a little has been done on
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criminal justice reform anything, not even we don't even have
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a database, still don't have a database of police shootings.
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And that's just insane to me. The most popular mean,
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while we're still here out of here fucking discussing deep weather,
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defund the police, hurt the Democrats, Biden one motherfucker's what
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are you talking? Re elected? Heidi height Camp didn't get reelected.
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It's because I defund the police. Follo. Of course you
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didn't say defund the police, yea. And the part about
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all of that is, are we really surprised? I think
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I think the hard part, right is you want to
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have enough optimism in your heart to not go fully
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black killed and just be like man, funk everything, Like
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why am I even trying? Because it's everything has to move,
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you know, like you we have to be able to
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keep our heads in the game at some level. But yeah,
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I think like everything, I was like, well, I'm optimistic
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to a point, all right. Part of me is like,
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you know, you're just like I expect the pendulum to
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swing right back into place like it always does. But
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you know, I think, potentially, yeah, if we reach a
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you know, tipping point of enough like minded people, maybe
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you see something happen. But I don't. I don't know
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how close we are to that because people are just
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way too distracted by just trying to survive. Yeah, the
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thing that we slightly bended benefited from the summer of that,
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the grind of capitalism. It's slowed for a second for
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people to be like, what the fun is going on
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out here? That's a really interesting point because yeah, exactly,
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there was a little bit. There was unemployment extension and
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benefits too, folks like you know, comics who don't have
23:27
full time work. There was, yeah, that child tax credit.
23:30
There was a little bit of moment of the boot
23:33
coming off the neck and uh little room there. What's
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funny is that no one's claiming No politician claims that
23:39
mantle piece. I mean except for like Corey Bush, right
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representative Bush, but no one else really claims the mantle
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of like, yeah, the streets. You know, I support the streets.
23:47
I support the BLM movement, I support the defund the
23:50
police movement. There's very, very, very very if you imagine
23:53
seeing all that energy and just letting that ship go
23:55
to waste, and it reveals who really has the power
23:58
in this country. Absolutely, And yet when it comes time
24:01
to vote again, everyone's going to be asking for Black
24:04
Americans vote specifically and young people's vote, and then blaming
24:08
them when ship doesn't go in the democratic suction, like, well,
24:12
if these young people don't vote, motherfucking do something to
24:16
help them, do something, and they will. That's the the
24:19
meme I hate the most from like like big d
24:23
lib fucking loser people who are like oh man, like
24:28
you know, leftists like ruining the country when they don't
24:31
vote for Biden because he didn't forgive student loans. It's
24:35
like if he forgave student loans, I guarantee you the
24:39
Democrats will win for like the next ten years, like
24:44
like see you easiest win. It doesn't easy to ship legislatively,
24:50
could sit and do nothing for the next three years,
24:52
which was already sort of what he's aiming to do.
24:54
All you gotta do is abolish student loans. Everyone under
24:57
thirty five will love you forever. The memes, the memes.
25:02
Think of the memes Joe Biden, Oh my god, we
25:05
will do manymes for you. Joe will put in all
25:07
different kinds of aviator glasses. They're gonna move in laser eyes,
25:11
laser eye. Oh yeah, we'll do the laser eyed hotel
25:14
meme to Biden. You know what I mean by bridy,
25:17
You will be the first black president. If you do that,
25:20
we'll replace Clinton and Obama and be like, remember when
25:24
was the first president? Yeah, and it is wild too.
25:28
I think it's a really disingenuous critique, right for people
25:31
who want to just say, well, it's really selfish that
25:34
you would even articulate in opposition to voting for Democrats
25:37
when the alternative is fascism. I'm sorry. A lot of
25:41
people are already living some version of a fascist helescape
25:44
or oppressive healthscape, whether or not Joe Bidenen is an office,
25:49
and I think without understanding what it means to what
25:52
in action means, it's just as violent for people. And
25:56
I think and not really looking at that piece and saying,
26:00
you know what failure to addressing these problems is is
26:04
we're moving in the same direction. It's just like, what,
26:06
how slow do you want to creep towards fascism? Do
26:09
you want to do the slow motion version where you
26:10
do nothing and just kind of watch the whole thing
26:12
rot or Republicans who just want to put that ship
26:14
too fast forward. We're still not seeing real material outcomes
26:19
for working people, for poor people, for oppressed people. And
26:22
that's really the whole rug. Did you not learn your
26:26
lesson at all? At all? I mean, it's difficult because
26:30
I keep on saying this, like Joe Biden was a
26:32
wet blanket, literal wet blanket to put out the fire
26:34
of Trump, and we fucking needed a wet blanket. But
26:37
now we're stuck with a wet blanket and we're like,
26:40
oh man, it's freezing. It makes me colder. Now we
26:46
need we need a weighted blanket now, yeah, exactly, And
26:49
I think, you know, I hope this. I mean, I
26:52
think I saw one piece this week talking about Joe
26:56
Biden needing a primary challenger one and that was like
26:59
a very you know it's an op ed or whatever,
27:01
but that that needs to be serious. Remember he said,
27:04
I'm just a bridge. I'm a bridge. Okay, I mean,
27:09
but again your ass to Kamala Harris. But we all know,
27:17
we all know after we don't all know, but it's
27:21
likely that AOC is probably gonna or she's gonna be
27:25
called to run. I mean, you don't know. I feel
27:28
like she's on the Obama track like an oh four.
27:31
She had a but she had a quote recently She's like,
27:33
I'd rather be out of this ship, man, I'd rather
27:35
be in the streets like this. Every time, every time
27:39
some I mean every time some new article like the
27:41
one we're talking about with Axios comes out, AOC is
27:44
like I will go homestead, bitches, like I will go
27:48
live off the land, and you all can fucking fight
27:51
fen for yourselves. Like she's like this close is just
27:54
putting on a bonnet and having like a million babies
27:57
and never looking back. And we're like, no, we actually
28:00
need you. I don't think she would ever do that,
28:02
but she threaten. What's funny is because of this too,
28:06
like the Democrats are seating more like like sort of
28:10
this populist fertile ground to energize voters, leaving that to
28:15
the conservatives now because now they're just sort of like,
28:17
hey man, you can be anybody and like you can
28:19
fuck you can function up down the school board or
28:22
as a as an electoral official or whatever. And they're
28:26
really speaking this thing of like really trying to frame
28:28
it as these people only care about the well to do,
28:30
and it's I mean, when you look at your like
28:32
that that kind of tracks if I'm not really looking closely,
28:35
im like, yeah, maybe, well that's the thing. The status
28:37
quo actually ripens for fascist takeover. It is perfect when
28:42
you don't get anything done, you've proven that you're useless.
28:46
Then you make way for a demagogue to be like
28:48
only I can fix it. And that's when authoritarianism happens.
28:52
And more and more people are on board with that
28:54
because they're like, well, at least something's happening rather than
28:57
absolutely nothing. But I also agree that I don't think
29:00
that people would actually necessarily vote for a Republican but
29:04
it's just lack of turnout. You know, the vote is
29:06
not obligatory in this country, and so you just stay home. Yeah, exactly,
29:11
And like why I go out because the the last
29:13
forty years they've been lying to me. M okay whatever, anyway,
29:19
jails like guys for president. All right, we'll take a
29:21
quick break and we'll be right back, and we're back
29:33
speaking of the status quo. Uh. Kim Potter, the cop
29:38
who killed Dante Right because she claims that she was
29:41
just shooting an unarmed person with a taser rather than
29:44
a full blown gun. She is in the news because
29:47
they're sentencing hearing occurred last week and a lot of
29:52
people are saying, what's what's going to be the outcome?
29:54
You know, charged with the first and second degree manslaughter?
29:57
Is it going to be fifteen years like Dante Right
30:00
family had hoped for? Is it going to be the
30:02
seven years that the prosecutors wanted? Who felt like, you know,
30:05
based on her record, this feels about right, based on
30:08
the sentence, are based on the crime or would the
30:10
legal system just find a way to access untold amounts
30:13
of empathy for the killer? Uh? It's the third one.
30:17
She was sentenced to barely two years with time served
30:20
along with a weak as fine that like it sounds
30:24
like something you would get for, just like driving drunk
30:27
too many times and you'd ever hurt anybody. Like it's like, yeah, man, sorry,
30:31
you're on probation. You're gonna have to spend sixteen more
30:33
months in jail, and then you can go back to
30:35
your two children who are still alive, and go on
30:39
with your life. The thing that was really, I mean
30:43
again speaking of you know how the legal system and
30:46
and you know, oppressive systems maintain themselves. The judge in
30:51
this trial felt so terrible for this woman, Kim Potter again,
30:56
who is still alive there and their children aren't, you know, well,
31:00
for all intents and purposes, her life is unchanged since
31:02
this shooting. Again, this sentence was below state guidelines and
31:07
the judge, Regina Chew said it was quote one of
31:09
the saddest cases I've had on my twenty years on
31:12
the bench. Oh really was it? Because Dante right was
31:15
a young father, uh and was maybe needlessly killed? Is
31:18
that what it was? On the and this goes on
31:20
quote on the one hand, a young man was killed
31:23
and on the other a respected twenty six year veteran
31:26
police officer made a tragic error by pulling her handgun
31:29
instead of her taser. Now listen to listen to this.
31:32
On the one hand, a young man, that's it, that's
31:36
all you get there, that's all you get that that
31:38
reductive a young man was killed. But on the other hand,
31:43
you get a respected twenty six year veteran police officer
31:48
tragic error. Like you know, you get all these like
31:52
you know, all these adjectives to describe this person who
31:57
murdered somebody and who used the excuse I did no
32:01
get the fun I I can tell the difference without
32:05
looking between my Roku remote and my fucking television remote.
32:09
You're a police officer. You can't tell the difference between
32:12
your taser and your handgun. Get the funk out of
32:15
Get the funk out of it. And if that's the case,
32:17
you should be in jail for ten years from being
32:19
the worst twenty six year veteran police officer in the
32:22
fucking world who, after twenty six years in the heat
32:27
of battle, still can't tell the difference between your fucking
32:30
handgun and the taser. Kiss my entire brown ass, like,
32:34
get the funk outta here. Was she not actually the
32:37
kind of like was she not training other police officers,
32:40
was already in like maintaining your cool in these situations.
32:44
That's again he look at where all the empathy is.
32:47
You've reduced this young man to a young man. That's it.
32:51
Nothing about twenty years old, not not even twenty one
32:54
years old, not about their their child that is going
32:58
to be who's missing a parent out. But this other
33:01
thing is now just and completely again the reduction of
33:05
just saying that Dante red is a young man and
33:07
completely ignores the pile of black bodies that have been
33:10
created by like law enforcement officers who just feel like
33:14
they can do whatever the funk they want to. That's
33:16
not the issue here. It's just a tragic. It's just
33:19
it's also weird to me that the judge this is
33:21
one of the saddest cases I've had on my twenty
33:24
years on the bench. Again, another like veteran in the
33:28
justice system or lack thereof, and this is the saddest case.
33:33
And you gave this woman two years with sixteen sixteen
33:38
months essentially only served, and then on parole. Is it
33:41
sad because you're feeling more for this police officer than
33:45
you are for the family and the man who and
33:48
the children who no longer have a dad. Like, what
33:53
the fun? This is? Sad you I'm sure you've seen
33:56
and you've sentenced like fun are poor people, let's say
34:02
to like condemn them to way longer life sentences or
34:06
way longer sentences for non violent drug offenses. Then you
34:10
just did for an police officer who should have known better,
34:14
who just murdered a dude in cold blood. Yeah, Like,
34:18
I don't understand why she's sad about this, because because,
34:22
I mean, it's sad to see that I have to
34:24
punish someone who is an upholder of oppression. I'm just
34:29
so sad that I even have to do I'm sad.
34:31
I couldn't. I couldn't just let her go right now.
34:33
That's exactly what it is. I'm sad that I even
34:36
had to do this much. That's the only time. The
34:39
only time people are sad for people who make tragic
34:43
errors in their profession is what police officers. We pay
34:47
them not to make these mistakes, Like that's that's their
34:49
job not to make this mistake. Motherfucker's won't say for
34:52
the captain who wrote the Titanic into the iceberg, like
34:56
Motherfucker's wasn't sad for you know, pilot Zoo crash, You're
35:00
not sad for you know them. As a matter of fact,
35:02
people sued him. People sued like the motherfucker's who like
35:06
make tragic errors and their jaws because and like mistakes happened.
35:11
I get it. I'm not like being that reductive for
35:13
that dunce, but like we pay professionals, especially a twenty
35:17
six year professional, to not make mistakes like this. And
35:21
you know, the judge said that the lesser sentence, they said,
35:25
you know, it's kind of above board. Let me tell
35:26
you why. Quote Potter was in the line of duty
35:29
and doing her job in attempting to lawfully arrest Dante
35:31
right when she mistook her gun for a taser, okay,
35:34
And then said Potter was also trying to protect another
35:37
officer who could have been dragged and seriously injured if
35:39
Wright drove away. M okay, I don't. I don't know
35:42
about all that. I know he was shot in his
35:44
chest and then died a few blocks away in his car.
35:48
And how long did that black officer in Minnesota get
35:50
scentists for killing that white woman? And that was wasn't that.
35:54
I think it's a much longer sentence. But again, this
35:57
is where the judge says, this is from quote. This
36:01
is not a cop found guilty of murder for using
36:03
his need to pin down a person for nine and
36:04
a half minutes as he gasped for air. This is
36:06
not a cop found guilty of manslaughter for intentionally drawing
36:08
his firearm and shooting across his partner and killing an
36:11
unarmed woman who approached his squad. This is a cop
36:15
who made a tragic mistake. I can't honestly believe it.
36:20
Potter's lawyer, her defense attorney, gestured to a box dring
36:24
because if you sign you the trial, Kim Potter went
36:26
up there with those tears that you know that ship
36:29
is more potent than fucking uranium, white woman tears, You
36:33
can fucking you can move heaven and Earth with that ship.
36:36
Her her attorney gesture to a box that was supposedly
36:39
that contained supposedly, he said, thousands of letters and postcards
36:45
of support, saying, quote, he is never seen anything like
36:48
this in his life. What is that supposed to mean?
36:51
If you get enough love letters from other racists that
36:55
there's like a quota you can hit They're like, okay,
36:57
you got your thousand postcards and your white woman years. Okay,
37:01
not guilty. Yeah, it's like the Valentine's Day box, you know,
37:04
you just decorate it real nice and like well, I
37:06
mean she the racists had a nicer Valentine's a box,
37:09
so people wanted to put more Valentines in it. And
37:12
the judge said the same thing. I received so many
37:14
letters of support. Oh that's funny because I remember outpouring
37:18
of protests around this murder. But I guess they didn't
37:21
come in the form that you liked it in and
37:23
needed to be like a little handwritten note on some
37:27
you know, paper source stationary, a lot less energy to
37:30
put your body out there in the streets in spray
37:33
it with strawberry spray, you know, exactly good, this is
37:37
real support. And yes, and and what's wild too is
37:40
the sentence comes out the same day they put a
37:42
mirror luck you laid him to rest in Minnesota, and
37:47
it's just a it's again, I mean, yes, it's the exactly,
37:53
it's the status quo and the and the sad part
37:56
from me is that, like these thing, I'm so desensitized
38:01
to this ship at this point, like I don't even
38:04
feel anything like and I know that's I mean, I
38:07
feel anger, but my anger at this point has to
38:10
be so compartmentalized, where like, by the time we go
38:13
to the next segment, I've forgotten my anger about this story,
38:16
you know, like it has it has to be that way,
38:18
because if not, you can get way down by the
38:22
fact that diss attence comes out when we bury a mirror.
38:25
You know, like these things stack up in a way
38:28
that it's just like and I think that's in it's
38:32
it's kind of like an abstraction for most American people
38:35
who might not be, you know, as in touch with
38:38
the idea that they're living in an unjust nation because
38:41
for many groups of people here, you see the same
38:44
ship happen over and over and over and over and
38:46
over again, and you begin to get this feedback from society.
38:49
It says, my life isn't really worth much. I'm disposable.
38:53
There isn't I It seems to be that an easier
38:58
way for me to exist is to just try and
39:01
bury everything and ignore the fact that the violence that
39:05
is committed against people who look like me, or believe
39:07
the things I do, or or or you know, for
39:10
whatever whatever the reason is that I all I can
39:14
do is have a very very cynical idea about what
39:18
was it, what's in store for me? And that And
39:20
again that also feeds into like even when these people say,
39:23
like I can't believe they wouldn't vote for Democrats, let
39:25
me tell you why, because a lot of people are
39:27
seeing this really horrific ship happen over and over again.
39:31
And I don't care how many fucking does shikis or
39:34
how much kin take cloth you wrap around your dumb
39:36
ass in the Capitol, that doesn't change the fact that
39:39
you functionally did funk all to protect people. And that's
39:42
what is really infuriating is that you see quote unquote
39:45
leadership in this country and they're not prioritizing just the
39:50
bare minimum. Who are still having fucking debates over qualified immunity,
39:54
you know what I mean. And that's what really makes
39:55
it disheartening too, is like we can't even get over
39:57
that fucking hurdle, let alone, even what you were mentioned,
40:00
still no databases, We're still can't even do the bare minimum.
40:03
So much criminality within the justice system, and not only that,
40:07
I mean, you've got extremists just laced all through it too,
40:10
you know, as January six proved. And but meanwhile, the
40:14
defund the police people are radical come on and uh
40:18
and anything I think the right and even to obviously
40:21
a certain extent Democrats, but they're kind of okay with
40:25
the number of innocent black Americans who get gunned down
40:29
so long as you don't say anything about it, right,
40:31
It's like not, the real problem they have is with
40:35
people taking the streets about this. They're not upset by
40:39
the status quo of the murder. They're fine with that.
40:43
They're just really mad that you've got a problem with
40:46
And that's racism in a nutshell. That's right wing, and
40:49
that's left wing in a nutshell. It's like I thought
40:51
we were post race. I have to keep on reminding
40:54
me that your community is over policed and that you've
40:57
lost your relatives to gun islands, police violence and the
41:02
criminal industrial complex or the prison industrial complex, you know.
41:06
And yeah, everyone's in a shitty relationship with this country
41:09
which has violated you, transgressed over and over, and so
41:14
it still does the thing like what you're hearing a
41:15
lot of dysfunctional, toxic relationships. Oh my god, you're still
41:18
talking about that. That I that I cheated on you
41:22
multiple times, that I'm abusive, that I'm no good. We're
41:26
still talking about this, yes, because you are still fucking up,
41:30
that's why, and the fact that this insistence to move
41:33
on again, But the inaction is just as violent because
41:36
you're not addressing the fucking factors that are making life
41:40
so miserable for people as you're texting your your your
41:45
other like side chick, like you're still talking about that?
41:47
Hang on, let me answer. I told you, I'm I'm
41:51
working in social media stuff now, so I have to
41:54
look for people with big followings that Becky Cakes is
42:01
a serious business person that I have to say. You know,
42:07
I may not to not to not to change the
42:10
subject on this, you know, on this subject, I may
42:13
need an alibi. Yeah, I I just got an email.
42:15
I was That's why I was checking my phone, and
42:17
I want I want y'all to keep this in because
42:19
I may need y'all to I may need the whole
42:21
internet to be like now, he wasn't there. I just
42:23
gotta I just got an email from like a weed store,
42:26
a dispensary with it like a ninety one dollar order. Oh,
42:30
And I was like, oh, ship somebody that stole my card.
42:33
But then it was like payment type cash, so like
42:36
somebody must have went to a weed store posing as
42:39
me and paid cash for like a hundred dollars of
42:43
ship and uh but you, but I got the receipt
42:47
and like the points and ship. I'm not sure what's
42:49
going on. But in case this weed store, in case
42:52
of dispensary gets robbed or some ship today, I want
42:54
y'all to let everybody know Jackies was recording. Was like, guys,
42:58
right here, right now, I got an alibi. It wasn't me.
43:02
But if nothing like that happens, I want these points.
43:06
You want the stamps on the card. I want the
43:08
stamps on the card. Yeah. Yeah, I was sweating. Though
43:10
I was sweating, I was like somebody and got my card, man,
43:13
I was That's why I went silent for a minute.
43:16
Maybe maybe someone's cooking you up and you're gonna get
43:19
Maybe maybe somebody about to be at my door and like,
43:21
here's the present for your brother. Remember those white guilt
43:24
gifts from remember m's from people motherfuckers from high school.
43:31
They're like, hey, man, I had one month. I haven't
43:34
had one person venmo me for Black History month this year,
43:37
and like I would donate it anyway, but maybe this
43:40
is it. Everybody Vinmo, Me, Miles, and Francesco because Francesco
43:45
was here by default, Vio is all for Black History
43:49
Month and not everybody, Well decide what we don't do
43:52
with it, and please don't let it be a scam
43:54
similar to what the Trump's are up to right now,
43:57
because my god, if Crypto wasn't being fuck being force
44:00
fed two people at the rate that it is now,
44:03
I mean, I don't even know what's say here. So
44:06
first of all, we all know n f T s
44:08
are fucking tight. Okay, They're like the sickest way to
44:11
fucking go skip a few steps straight to ballerdom. And
44:16
that's why my first lady, Millennial Trump is coming out
44:21
with their own set of collectible Podus n f D s.
44:24
I just want to read this fucking fucking press release
44:27
that came out from Milania's Twitter account, Potus Trump n
44:31
f T Collection to launch on President's Day. The Potus
44:34
Trump n f T Collection celebrating the Trump Presidency will
44:36
launch on blah blah blah on President's Day. They go
44:39
on to say the n f T collection consists of
44:41
ten original pieces of digital artwork highlighting iconic moments from
44:45
President Trump's administration, such as the Fourth of July visit
44:48
to Mount Rushmore and Christmas at the White House. The
44:51
Limit Edition Collection collection is comprised of ten thou n
44:55
f T s and is tiered into Platinum and Gold levels. Again,
44:58
they're saying they've got a the quote from Milannias quote,
45:02
I am proud to expand upon my n f T platform,
45:05
and I'm honored to be able to recognize important moments
45:07
in our nation's history history. I look forward to collaborating
45:13
with others to offer it truly special, authentic parts of
45:17
us study. Also, my husband, my husband is you know
45:26
how it's like my wife and my capital. I mean,
45:31
let's be real. I love being part of this as well.
45:34
They're the thing that they say the company goes on
45:37
and be like, you know, this company is providing history
45:39
fans the ability to purchase patriotic theme collectibles with immutable
45:43
providence permanently recorded on the blockchain. Okay, immutable providence, I mean,
45:52
you know, just because it's real art. You know, it's
45:54
not like like those you don't know, if you're getting junkiard,
45:56
you know, the provenance of this. You know where it
45:59
originates from because of the block chain. Which is funny
46:02
because this isn't the first time Malani and Trump has
46:05
sold n f T s. Like a couple of weeks back,
46:07
she sold like a grifter like charity bundle, which was
46:10
like the white hat she wore when she met mcron
46:13
and a watercolor of that moment, and then an n
46:16
f T version of that watercolor piece. This just sold
46:19
for a hundred seventy thousand dollars and it was supposed
46:22
to go to chair. Some portion went to charity. We
46:24
don't know what the funk. But here's the thing. The
46:27
thing about the blockchain is you can kind of dig
46:29
in and try and line some ship up and figure out, well, who,
46:32
let me see if there's anything overlapping. Turns out the
46:35
same cryptal wallet that paid for this winning n FT
46:39
bit or whatever is the same crypto wallety that created
46:42
the n FT in the first fucking place. They said
46:45
they did it on that to facilitate the buy on
46:48
behalf of like a third party. Now, the big critique
46:51
of this ship, of all this n f T ship
46:53
is you can buy your own ship at an inflated
46:55
price to give the fucking impression that the ship is
46:57
worth more than it is and wait for some other
46:59
idiots come along and buy the ship off, and like,
47:02
like I put up the fifteen grand to make that
47:05
ship look like he was worth fifteen and then this
47:07
person gave me twenty for it. Done deal. So it's
47:10
a very you know again, immutable problem. And people money
47:13
longan money longer O this right, yeah, now, you know,
47:19
Like I still just really don't get it. And one
47:22
of my homies, I think he's been on this show before,
47:24
shout out to Bayside, is into it. I mean he's
47:28
into it, Like he would get so mad right now
47:30
at us talking about it. They support this ship, and
47:33
he tried to explain it to me. It was like
47:34
it's going to be the future and things like Snoop
47:37
Dogg just announced death Row is gonna be an f
47:40
T label or something like that, which I just I
47:43
don't I really don't understand it. And like I'm like,
47:47
I'm a pretty smart guy, and like I just can't
47:51
grasp it. I don't understand it. And I don't think
47:54
people who are into it even understand it. They just
47:57
are doing it. The benevolent crypto argument is one thing, right,
48:01
is that you're finding a decentralized financial system that isn't
48:04
tied to the global banking with no agreed upon value,
48:08
that is insanely volatile and could crash in any moment,
48:11
that is actually not used to buy and sell goods,
48:14
but it's merely horde and inflate value. And but even then,
48:19
and even then, right, like you have these like these
48:22
groups of people who are like you know, putting together
48:25
crypto dowells and stuff. There was this group where this
48:28
guy used like the very democratic form of their like
48:31
doubt to make himself the leader, and then he took
48:34
all the crypto and ran with it. So a lot
48:37
of people like this is how it could be. And
48:38
I get that there is a way that it could be.
48:40
But the second year shouldn't that greed is a dimension
48:44
of it. It's going to be completely perverted, and I
48:47
think maybe one percent of people are going to try
48:49
and use it in a way that I get that
48:50
there is a way to maybe think of a better future.
48:53
But based on the amount of the amounts of energy
48:55
that it takes to mind the ship and all this
48:57
other nonsense that goes on. From from my perspective, I'm like,
49:01
why is every rich motherfucker suddenly coming out here with
49:04
their n f T s or or trying to pump
49:06
up some version of crypto, because again, it's thinking of
49:09
it as like down line salespeople from the what's the
49:13
what's the Jeggings Company, the Lekings Company, lug Rowe, you
49:16
know what I mean. They need more people to come
49:19
in down line from them to make sure that the
49:21
assets that they have now they can sell that ship
49:24
and it's still worth something because they don't, Yeah, they're
49:28
going to be holding the fucking bag. And that's like,
49:32
that's the obviously the cynical view of it that I
49:35
have looking at it in a while, Like whenever I
49:36
see Larry David out here like fucking you know and
49:40
being a fucking h preacher evangelical for this ship, I'm like,
49:44
it's a rap, dude, Like they stop everything and watch
49:46
that ad. I was like it was funny, and then
49:52
oh god, the punch line was on us. Indeed, a
49:57
few things can make me like the Federal Reserve and
50:04
crypto and n f are like, yeah, maybe we need
50:08
the Fed. It's crypto. And then actually touring the front
50:12
because there's a dope pass tour. But the only things
50:15
that like it make you like the Federal Rover what okay? So,
50:18
but what I don't get about the n f T
50:20
is I'm going to create a piece of art that
50:22
is not replicable and assign an arbitrary value to it
50:29
that is then somehow going to appreciate even though what
50:33
the it's not even I get bitcoin because it's got
50:36
the word coin in it, but like, what the funk?
50:39
What am I gonna do with this little dog or
50:41
this little milannia hat hap So like this is what
50:46
bis Eyes said to me. He was like because he
50:48
went to Noah Trevor like a show of his and
50:52
like you could buy the ticket just with cash, or
50:54
you could buy n f T, and like if you
50:58
have the n f T, it was the same price.
51:00
But if you have the n f T, like subsequent
51:04
shows or different things could be like and for anybody
51:08
who has like the Trevor Noah n f T, you
51:11
get these perks and these perks and nice perks. So
51:13
it's like you get it's like it's basically like a
51:15
reward program will be okay, that's a that but there's
51:19
a quantity of that that I sort of yet, Right,
51:22
the whole point is n f T s are helping
51:25
to mainstream the use of cryptocurrencies. That's it really like
51:28
if you broaden out because it's not enough to people
51:31
be like, oh, I bought this much etherory or about
51:33
this much crypto, or don't or whatever you're saying. We
51:36
gotta find a way for people to start using this
51:37
crypto in a way that also feels like there's it's
51:40
an investment and also works too. So if you don't
51:43
know much about economics, you damn sure know about Michael
51:45
Jordan taking off from the free throw line and dunk contest,
51:47
don't you want to own that gift as the n
51:49
f T and be the only motherfucker on the internet
51:51
that owns that. Like that's all they're making fun of us.
51:54
They're making fun of us instead of helping us understand
51:57
the economy and also how bullshit like the market is.
52:01
They're just making fun of us. They're like, do you
52:04
want to really be a Miranda if you're such a
52:07
sex in the city fan. Well, by the moment that
52:11
Shade has fingered Miranda in Candy's apartment face to face
52:16
face to face kitchen finger bang scene in n f T.
52:20
You got it. That's mocking me, man, I'd buy it
52:30
wasn't not hot. It was hot the only time. It's
52:33
the only time I like shade as like smoking weed
52:37
and being like shot a girl, your friend. We're covering
52:39
in the other room from our sin and empty. Oh
52:46
my god. All right, let's take a quick break and
52:49
we'll be right back. And we're back. Let's keep our
53:03
eyes on the dystopia a little bit more as we
53:06
talk about Movie Pass. You know, as our writer J
53:10
M McNab says, they're going full black mirror. You said, what,
53:13
how can Movie Pass become some kind of black mirror episode? Well,
53:17
let me tell you so. At the end of last year,
53:20
one of the original co founders, Stacy Spikes, acquired the
53:23
company out of bankruptcy. Okay, And the whole thing with
53:26
Stacy Spikes was they were saying, look, I was basically
53:31
ousted from the company originally because I was the one saying,
53:34
you know, this business model doesn't work. It makes no sense,
53:37
Like you're gonna funk everything up trying to do it
53:39
like this, And they're like, you know what, stay get
53:41
the funk out of here, Spikes comes back, and then
53:44
you know saying, ha ha, I will buy this fucking
53:47
distressed asset now and finally make it the thing that
53:50
it needs to be really pay off on this process
53:52
of movie or the promise of movie pass. And so
53:55
we're like, well, what are the new what's the new
53:57
movie pass about? What's it gonna be? Well, along some
54:01
like whatever boring details, there's a new thing that it's
54:04
going to have an app where you can quote earn
54:07
credits to go to the movies by watching ads and
54:10
commercials that are customized to you. You said, okay, well,
54:13
it's like sounds like remember the late nineties and like
54:17
early two thousands where you would just do like focus
54:20
groups and you get like free east pack backpack all
54:22
the time. That was like my bread and butter. But
54:25
this whole thing now it's like you have to you
54:27
have to do it our way. So how do you
54:29
get these credits? Well, in order to make sure that
54:31
you're stinking acid is actually looking at the fucking advertisements,
54:36
the the app is going to access your phone's front
54:39
facing camera to make sure that your eyes are fucking
54:43
on the screen by movement trackers to say, hey, uh,
54:48
you're trying to fucking zone out during this John and
54:50
Kate Plus eight reboot series that's coming up. You need
54:53
to look at this Like a red square comes on
54:55
the screen and it pauses the video until it knows
54:58
you're looking back at it again. And that's how you
55:00
earn your little fucking credies. It is minority Report, Yeah
55:06
it is. It is scary. So, first of all, this
55:11
is insane and I love it. I'll never do it,
55:14
but I love I love that like we are finally
55:18
seeing what's the right word, the downfall of how accelerated
55:25
our technology has gotten on us, where basically all this
55:29
is doing to me is because this is not gonna work.
55:32
But like, all this is doing to me is driving
55:36
home the fact that our phones can track our fucking
55:39
eyeballs again, and this is the technology that we have
55:45
when we're looking at our phones. This is off topic,
55:49
but kind of on topic. I had to do like
55:51
some for the I R S Associates, some Verify I
55:54
D Ship and I didn't know my phone and I
55:57
had to upload my driver's license and it was like, okay,
56:00
now we are going to turn on your camera and
56:03
take a selfie video of you to verify that you
56:07
look like your I D And it was like this
56:09
video selfie that was all different colors and it was
56:12
like scanning my face and I was like, this is
56:14
my fucking phone and this is the I r s. Yeah,
56:18
accessing my phone to do this ship and the fact
56:22
that it has gotten down to the point where movie
56:24
pass can do this too in sane I mean, if
56:31
nothing will make me watch an ad for Marry Me
56:35
all the way through, Like I you cannot force me
56:39
to watch that fucking ad for that fucking movie with
56:42
Owen God Damn Wilson or is it Luke. No, I
56:49
don't want to watch Got Back Together for a Romantic Phone,
56:53
right right? I get I've scrolled past that. I don't
56:57
care if I get free movies. I do not care.
57:00
I will not watch that. All I feel like, well
57:02
we need to do is invest in like fake eyes
57:05
that people can put on and then trick your fucking
57:07
phone into thinking like your eyes are actually looking at it.
57:09
I bet you could just put like a broom with
57:11
Google eyes and or even like some glasses that have
57:15
eyes printed on them. Yeah, they're just like, yeah, this
57:18
sho looking because what if what if you do have
57:20
some glasses on, what you gotta take them off. I
57:23
mean Jackie's you're right, because it's like the half of
57:26
your brain when something like that happens, the I R
57:28
S thing. I think I did something similar, but I've
57:30
like put it into the like will forever forget that
57:33
we're entering into tectotalitarian is um part of your brain.
57:36
We're like, I'm gonna forget I even did that, but
57:39
but like you're simultaneously kind of fascinated that it even exists. Yeah,
57:43
so you're split, You're like, oh wow, whoa wow. Yeah. Anyway,
57:48
that's how I felt. I was like, I guess this
57:50
is cool, but I also if this is terrifying because
57:53
at any point you can just turn this on. You
57:57
can turn this on, you can listen to me, you
57:59
can see me. Like it's interesting because it's also like
58:04
the models, like I don't know if Apple is participating
58:07
in this, but like the you know, Apple's model is like,
58:10
you don't know, we're tracking you all the time, but
58:12
only for us really, And they've been generally resistant when
58:17
like the N S A and others want to back
58:20
They hate the idea of building in a back channel
58:23
for security, right, because they think that that's like a
58:25
violation of privacy, slash their ability to come out with
58:30
the next new iPhone. You know, there are no heroes,
58:34
but like they're the least awful when it comes to
58:37
some of this privacy stuff. But yeah, it's also it
58:40
makes me reconsider you ever, Like when you're going number two,
58:43
I don't like to hold my phone because that's gross.
58:45
Like to set it up and it's put something on
58:48
the watch and then I'll like be watching it because
58:51
I feel like in the act of sing, like your
58:52
whole body becomes filthy, so you're just I don't know.
58:56
I like to put it somewhere and then I'll like
58:58
sit down because of course we can never to be alone.
59:00
Got that phone? Oh yeah, you're holding it. Oh yeah,
59:05
I'm not touching my ass. Sometimes bring a laptop in
59:09
the bathroom if I need to watch something on the
59:11
bigger screen. I'm like, you know what, but I get
59:14
you know, I get you. It's the it's the it's
59:16
the it's the fact that it's it's a mental thing.
59:18
You don't your body is doing something that you don't
59:21
want to actually like touch something trash to your face.
59:25
I just feel actually a little too close to all
59:27
the people I interact with on the interview, like something,
59:29
I'm going to push the wrong button and someone's gonna
59:33
hear like this, I'm going I'm gonna acidentally press Snapchat
59:37
and somebody will be like, every going live right now.
59:43
That's exactly what I'm afraid of. But I also know that,
59:45
like there is someone on the other side of this
59:47
little Black Mirror. My my phone's name is Black Mirror.
59:51
Do you ever want to air drop people? Okay, I
59:54
love that, but I always imagine that there is some
59:56
one the other side watching me, just kind of like
59:58
on the toilet far away, like I'm doing that. I'm
1:00:04
out of the side frame anyway, long distance. You're listening
1:00:07
to the podcast, which you probably are, it's wild too
1:00:11
because the creative people keep saying, like why Black Mirror
1:00:13
and coming back? And the creator just straight up said
1:00:16
the world is depressing enough now, Like when the world
1:00:19
gets so depressing enough for the Black Mirror creator, Yeah,
1:00:23
And we get to the point where it's like, yeah,
1:00:25
he's right, like movie Pass talking about we're gonna track
1:00:27
your eyeballs. Also shout out to a m c A list,
1:00:30
you know, what I'm saying. You know, let me get
1:00:33
the plug in here real quick. Twenty five bucks, three
1:00:35
movies a week. I know, movie before it Raised, It
1:00:40
raised after Dependemic. But you know what, you get free
1:00:43
popcorn or just extra free pop You'll get extra free popcorn,
1:00:47
extra free popcorn. You can see any movie Imax, you
1:00:51
could do it all. You know, it's it's it's a
1:00:53
beautiful thing. Movie Pass was a unicorn and the movie
1:00:56
going experience, but they got people going back to the movies,
1:00:58
I think, which was pretty dope. Don't think there are
1:01:00
three movies in a given month I ever want to
1:01:03
see in the theater. Absolutely not in the summer. Maybe
1:01:06
because it's hot and I like to be I like
1:01:08
going to cold movie theater and when it's hot. But
1:01:12
I mean that's the thing I'm already like I'm looking
1:01:14
at how like you know a lot of these places
1:01:16
are like private theater rental. I'm like, I want to
1:01:17
go in there and straight up disrespect in AMC theater,
1:01:20
like bring a bunch of crawfish, we have a crawfit.
1:01:23
You have a crow to crawfish boil theater like I'm sorry, Yeah,
1:01:28
we're smoking blunts in here. I don't know who these
1:01:30
other people just joined us. I don't know Mr am C,
1:01:33
but we really enjoyed How's a Gucci? I'd be smoking
1:01:36
my vape and exactly, but I'd be I'll be getting
1:01:39
high in the in the movie theaters. I just want
1:01:43
to say about alongside this story with Stacy Spikes, So
1:01:47
he originally had another app that he launched on Kickstart
1:01:50
in twenty nineteen called pre Show, which was exactly this
1:01:53
same idea. You get credits for movies if you watch
1:01:56
like fifteen to twenty minutes of commercials while the cameras
1:01:59
fixed upon your eyeballs. So twenty minutes, yeah, I think
1:02:04
you could probably break it up, right, you may. Maybe
1:02:06
you have to get through that ship to get a credit,
1:02:08
and you could probably break it up however you want.
1:02:09
But that's a hell of a lot of your damn
1:02:12
human time to do that, which is why by our
1:02:14
fake eyes, so you can hack these kinds of stupid devices.
1:02:17
Advertisers will absolutely go for this, Like on that side,
1:02:21
they're like, oh, it's perfect, We'll force their eyes on it. Great.
1:02:27
I'm there for it because honestly, with the whole streaming
1:02:29
thing and everyone fast forwards. It's a it's difficult. It's
1:02:32
a mess. It's a mess. How doing that with TV?
1:02:36
With TVs now? Like, yo, you want to keep watching
1:02:40
Grand Crew watch these commercials? Yea. I like the idea
1:02:45
of a of a stripper named Pipe Jerry or or
1:02:48
a plumber named Jerry Pipe. It happened, you know, some
1:02:53
similar things that technology I didn't know existed, but it's
1:02:56
like incredibly surveillance state was I think Matt was trying
1:03:00
to record, like screen record the trailer for the Many
1:03:06
Saints of New Work. I was like Many Saints in
1:03:10
New Work, terrible film. But and after he screen recorded it,
1:03:14
he watched it back, it was black, black, completely dark
1:03:17
screen like. That's because Apple, Apple is trying to help
1:03:20
you out. That's many of those third party ships to
1:03:22
actually be able to record, because even if you did
1:03:24
the screen cap, like you can't even take a picture
1:03:26
of your ship like I used to do that ship
1:03:28
to make memes of like Fance, They'll be like, nope,
1:03:31
ship's black because the app, like the Apple operating system
1:03:34
knows you're trying to lift like a copyrighted image. Fuck
1:03:38
that that's crazy. But there's workarounds. But the one thing
1:03:43
Stacy Spikes said about all this, like, yeah, maybe it's
1:03:46
fucking weird, but at the very least I'm being upfront
1:03:49
about how this ship works. I'm not trying to talk
1:03:51
like sneak in weird little fees and ship and limits
1:03:55
on what this new movie passes. We're being straight up.
1:03:58
Look at these ads. Maybe get some more free movies.
1:04:01
Why am I the bad guy? So, I mean, I
1:04:05
don't disagree with that, but that hardly makes me want
1:04:08
to engage with it. It doesn't make me want to
1:04:10
do it. But he's like, Yo, we're telling you everything
1:04:13
we're gonna do. We're we're telling you we're taking advantage
1:04:15
of the technology did they give us. At least he's
1:04:18
just like saying, I'm not lying to you. You just
1:04:20
gotta decided. I like that defense too, was like, Babe,
1:04:23
I told you I was a scumbag when you maybe
1:04:25
I told you I was going to have sex with
1:04:27
another woman, which about you come on now, and that
1:04:32
was a bad guy. I'm a bad guy never anyway,
1:04:37
So yeah, good luck to them. If you want to
1:04:39
join from my crawfish boil in a in a movie theater,
1:04:42
hit me up on Twitter bringing a Coalition of the Willing.
1:04:45
Let's go let's do that. A movie coming out, Let's
1:04:47
go do that. Also, there's a boiling crap right across
1:04:50
the street from the six fucking gigantic trash bag of
1:04:57
crow dads and fucking boil potatoes and corn, and they're like,
1:05:00
what are you doing that story. I'm like, I'm going
1:05:01
to eat this and watch the New Spider Mandy the
1:05:05
Cockroach of the Sea. Yeah, sorry, I can have like two.
1:05:10
And then I look at their face and I'm like,
1:05:12
I can't anymore. I'm not going to get either. You're like,
1:05:20
it's all right. I love it's it's so interactive. I
1:05:23
like an interactive food, like I like working for like
1:05:26
breaking shipped down. You know what, Yeah, I get a
1:05:30
different strokes. So I guess my food, man, what are
1:05:32
you gonna have the crab legs in? Yeah? Okay, yeah?
1:05:37
Or chicken? Yeah? How about easier? About easier to eat it?
1:05:43
Meanwhile the crawfish of the land, Yes, they say, yeah. Meanwhile,
1:05:47
my whole outfit is soaked in whole shebang juice. All right,
1:05:51
Oh yeah, you're getting messy and oh my god, disrespect.
1:05:55
I'm not joking. I think this is the funny, because
1:05:57
have you seen that mean of like that black wom
1:06:00
was on like a Spirit Airlines flight and she had
1:06:02
a whole seafood boil she was eating in the plane
1:06:04
like big gas crab legs and ship and like everyone's like, yo,
1:06:07
she's doing it right, but like also just the air
1:06:11
on that plane, people who are sitting around her. I
1:06:14
was on a flight from Boston back to I think
1:06:16
it was San Francisco when I was living there, and
1:06:18
I was so hungry. It was one of those like
1:06:20
I don't know whatever, too early to have gotten anything
1:06:24
to eat. I fucked up. It was a long flight
1:06:26
and the guy next to me has a giant buttery
1:06:30
lobster rolls just eating it right next to me and
1:06:36
just itching. I was so you know, I like almost
1:06:40
I was very close to asking him for a bite?
1:06:42
Is okay? And I hate I was gonna end the show.
1:06:44
But now I got me thinking. You know how, sometimes
1:06:47
you'll see somebody come on a plane with like a
1:06:49
whole as man brought a whole fucking meal on the
1:06:52
team as plane. Do you are you more outraged that
1:06:55
they're being selfish and they're polluting the odor the air
1:06:59
with their food or you're just mad because you only
1:07:03
ate a fucking Nature Valley bar four hours ago before
1:07:06
you got on the plane. Your stomach louder than a
1:07:08
fucking you know. DMX concert definitely, definitely the latter. I think.
1:07:14
I'm like, God, I'm like, I wish I should have. Man,
1:07:17
this motherfucker brought five guys on. Yeah, well, I y'all
1:07:21
don't bring food on. I won't bring food from the
1:07:23
crib on the plane, but anything past the gate, yeah
1:07:27
I do. But then I get in the thing, I'm like, man,
1:07:29
that's it ain't worth that much because you know l
1:07:31
A X is the like Jersey Mike is like seventy three. Yeah, yeah,
1:07:39
Chicago that the Chicago airports got some good food and
1:07:42
another airports it s o has great food. But my mom,
1:07:46
of course she's Chinese, so she always brings stuff from home.
1:07:49
It's like cut apples, cheese, and that's like my mom.
1:07:53
She's like, I made egg sandwiches, and I'm like, I
1:07:55
love these moms. But we were violating people. But he's
1:07:58
on the plane with Field and go get a water burger. Alright. Anyway, Francesca,
1:08:09
thank you so much for coming on the show. Today
1:08:11
is so good to have you and thank you for
1:08:13
your insights, which are priceless, always so much fun. People
1:08:17
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1:08:20
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loving ways. Hey man, we gotta get rid of this
1:08:42
drill music. That's the problem. It's the music, not close
1:08:48
the door. Oh you dieing to fire close the doors
1:08:51
the door. Yikes, you're liking Oh? Also like, what about
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no shout out your socials all that. I'm sorry? Oh yeah,
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Franny go on Twitter and Instagram and even TikTok Franny
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fo f r A and I f I oh. I'm
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sure that you guys discussed this in great detail, but
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I'm loving everything that has to do with the ram
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Ranch resistance. M hmm. We've talked. I don't know if
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they talked about it when I was gone, but I
1:09:18
know about the gay musical that is disrupting the trucker convoy. Yes,
1:09:23
the trucker convoys who are speaking on an app called
1:09:26
Tello are being interrupted by the gay cowboy anthem ram Ranch,
1:09:30
which is also a terrible but very funny song. And
1:09:34
so a guy named a BuzzFeed reporter named Paul McLeod
1:09:39
was just live tweeting this discussion on Zello with a
1:09:43
bunch of the truckers and it's very very, very very
1:09:47
fun Let me just read one one of these here rights.
1:09:53
This has gone way off the rails. Actual quote. Just now,
1:09:57
what is this ram Ranch people are talk talking about?
1:10:01
Is it somewhere we can go and get our money?
1:10:05
So this is These are all the Canadian trucker supporters
1:10:09
who've just been completely swindled out of their money. And
1:10:13
someone's playing ram Ranch, which starts with a ten naked
1:10:16
cowboys in the shower at ram Ranch, and uh yeah,
1:10:19
it's beautiful. I love this entire thread. Oh god, I
1:10:23
love it. I love just like chaos. But they're like,
1:10:25
we don't know how to get the damn crypto out. Okay,
1:10:30
you tried, you tried, Thank you so much man for
1:10:34
coming on. And oh yes, yes, I know, I do
1:10:38
tell him. I mean, obviously, where do they find you?
1:10:41
Where do they follow you? And you can find me
1:10:43
in these streets. As always, I've been looking. I'm looking
1:10:47
for a tweet right now. I always get to find
1:10:49
a tweet I've been liking. I've been liking trash tweets.
1:10:52
I'm looking over the past couple of days now just like,
1:10:54
no funny tweets, just all I've been in like the
1:10:58
the the world is terrible mood on Twitter for the
1:11:00
past couple of days. So let me let me try
1:11:02
to find a comedy one for you guys. Some that's funny.
1:11:06
Oh all right, I don't need nothing that's funny. Let
1:11:08
me get you all excited about something. So I didn't
1:11:11
I didn't know this. Uh So a tweet i'm liking
1:11:15
is this idea from a Muppet movie that's never gotten
1:11:18
made that I think sounds dope as hell, that I
1:11:21
would love to see made, especially if it's a Muppet movie.
1:11:24
But even just this concept, I think it's pretty dope.
1:11:27
So there's this like tweet going around where people are
1:11:31
retweeting what's your pop culture white whale, unreleased unrealized stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
1:11:38
and people are like, you know, saying what it is.
1:11:41
Luke Eplin wrote when Jim Henson died, he was developing
1:11:45
an idea called the Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever, in which
1:11:49
Gonzo blows the budget on the opening credits and then
1:11:52
the rest of the movie gets cheaper and cheaper, looking
1:11:55
same street in every shot, etcetera. Would have been amazing.
1:11:59
That ship sounds great. Yeah, he was developing. Yes, that's
1:12:08
so funning. And then apparently like that, I went in
1:12:11
the thread and people were saying, every once in a while,
1:12:14
the Hanston Company or somebody will like bring get it
1:12:17
back up, and hopefully one day I will actually go
1:12:19
into development. But that is so funny, Like the openest
1:12:22
sequence is just big budget, is beautiful, is great, and
1:12:26
then the rest of the movie just gets cheaper and cheaper.
1:12:29
Every celebrity cameo in the Yeah, and then by the
1:12:34
end is Heidi Montag from the hills. Yes, that is
1:12:38
That is such a funny idea that I wish somebody,
1:12:40
I wish I want them up is to do it,
1:12:42
because they would be very beautiful, I think. But just
1:12:45
the idea we need to pull up to uh what
1:12:47
is that sunset? And Librea Studios, is that they make
1:12:53
the film. Yeah, you can crowdfund that ship and it
1:12:55
would probably exactly as it needs to. It's probably probably
1:13:00
so yeah, that's something I'm like. And then one day
1:13:02
I hope that gets made because that sounds still uh
1:13:04
at Jackie's kneel on everything, you'll know what it is.
1:13:06
Go on hand and follow you boy, we still you know,
1:13:09
I'm telling you, once we get once we get past
1:13:11
that magical number, I'm gonna go yeah nine, just short,
1:13:17
we're gonna get there now. Yeah, we're gonna get there.
1:13:21
We're gonna get there. But otherwise and then okay, So
1:13:24
tweet I like is from at Memphis Quinn. It's it's
1:13:27
like this me. It says, can you hear me screaming telepathically?
1:13:30
And it's just the laughter emojis. It's a picture of
1:13:33
Professor Charles Xavier in his like you know, iconic yellow
1:13:38
like hover chair, but it says rather than Professor x
1:13:41
the head is superimposed with the late Earl Simmons a
1:13:44
K D m X. It says Professor d m X
1:13:47
and it says, y'all gonna make me use my mind.
1:13:51
And that ship was so funny to me as a
1:13:53
big dark Man X and X Men fan. And then
1:13:56
another tweet I like is from Spencer at Spence the
1:14:00
Kiddo tweeted me on Love is Blind I'm black? Are you?
1:14:06
I'm always like, are they that? That has to be
1:14:10
getting asked right because gotta you gotta figure some stuff
1:14:14
out up top. But you know what, I love that
1:14:17
just very good strategy. I Love is Blind. You can
1:14:20
find me at Miles of Gray on Twitter, Instagram and
1:14:23
also the other show for twenty Day Fiance if you
1:14:25
want to hear me talk. Ninety Day Fiance was Sophia Alexandra,
1:14:28
also Daily's Eitegeist at daily ze Guys on Twitter, at
1:14:31
the Dailies e geys on Instagram. We got a Facebook
1:14:33
fan page all that, you know what I mean. That's
1:14:35
where you can get them footnote there it is thank
1:14:39
you so much, so much. And that's also where you're
1:14:41
gonna find the song that we are going to write
1:14:43
out on today to keep this black history of vibe going.
1:14:48
The song we're gonna write out on is Look, we
1:14:50
have some we have we got a few Chicago ones
1:14:53
on this show. We have a Chicago one on the mic.
1:14:55
We have a Chicago one who works behind the mic
1:14:58
in Justin and I want to shout out me Repton,
1:15:01
Chicago's very own mother of Maya Rudolph who tragically passed
1:15:05
away very young from breast cancer. Yeah. Maya Rudolph has
1:15:08
pipes because her mother is Mini Repretens. Yeah. A lot
1:15:10
of people don't realize that the woman who went number
1:15:12
one with like her vocal rans. But this track fleur
1:15:20
l e s f l e u r s, it's
1:15:22
a great track. If you're not up on Mini Repretend,
1:15:25
put this on when you're you know, your your vacuum
1:15:28
in or cleaning up for full in your laundry, or
1:15:30
just doing stuff around the house it feels good. Or
1:15:33
put it on when you know all the people from
1:15:36
underground take over above and hold hands across America. Yeah,
1:15:40
because that's a song at the end of us. That's right, perfect, perfect,
1:15:49
So yeah, educate yourself, Mini Repreton a legend, and that
1:15:53
is going to be the song we write out on
1:15:55
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1:15:57
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see you later and talk about what's trending Until then,
1:16:05
talk to you later. Bye, peace,