There’s more news and less comprehension today than any historical period that didn’t involve literal witch trials, and trying to stay on top of it all can feel like playing a game of telephone with 30 people, except everyone’s speaking at the same time and like a third of them are openly racist for some reason. From Cracked co-founder Jack O’Brien, THE DAILY ZEITGEIST is stepping into that fray with some of the funniest and smartest comedic and journalistic minds around. Jack and co-host Miles Gray spend up to an hour every weekday sorting through the events and stories driving the headlines, to help you find the signal in the noise, with a few laughs thrown in for free.
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-the-daily-zeitgeist-28516718/
episode 5: It's Chip Dipping Christmas, Snoop Buys Death Row 02.11.22
In episode 1083, Jack and guest co-host Marcella Arguello are joined by comedian Daniel Van Kirk to discuss Snoop Dogg Now Owns Death Row, The Big Game’s Coming Up! Side Note, How Do You Guys, As Stand Ups, Deal With This Fucking Country?, It’s Dip Christmas and more!
- Snoop Dogg Now Owns Death Row
- The Big Game’s Coming Up! Side Note, How Do You Guys, As Stand Ups, Deal With This Fucking Country?
- It’s Dip Christmas
Pen Pals with Daniel...
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Speaker 1
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to twenty three,
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Episode five of Your Daily se Geist. It's a production
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by Heart Radio. It's a podcast where we take a
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deep dive into America's share consciousness. It is Friday, February eleven.
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Happy to my dad, My dad. My name is Jack
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O'Brien a K. I've got a Samsung and you look lazy.
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If you've got iPhone, then you're a baby. Don't fucking
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at me. Look how Matt theaby go get a real phone,
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you fucking baby. That is courtesy of Rando Dixon Art
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on Discord. I also have an iPhone, but I just
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agree with the stance that people who are iPhone users
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and look down on the Samsung phone users the green
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or blue text messages need to, you know, back off
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a little bit because the iPhone is just a baby
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phone made for people who don't know how to use technology.
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That well, which I happily include myself in the camp
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up Well, I am thrilled to be joined today by
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a very special guest co host, a writer, actor, one
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of the funniest stand up comedians doing it. She's a
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co host to the scroll down on head Gum. You
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can go get her stand up album The Woke Bully
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from eight Pound Gorilla Rectors. Please welcome the hilarious and
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brilliant Marcella. Oh my god, thank you so much. Just
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me Marcella a k A. Bitcher Prior a k A.
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Quick Latina a k A. My dad's dad. I can't
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believe you would brag about your father's seventy of the birthday,
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Jack Face a k A. Some of the best on
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the planet, isn't our Android users. Okay, let's just clear
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that up right now. Of course, thank you for having me.
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It's wonderful having you. How have you been? Are you
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know what I've been. I've been doing a little road
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road gigs here and there, and uh, I'm in love Jack,
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So that's fine. Look at then. Yeah, I know, and
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and I'm not And I don't have COVID. Every time
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I travel and I come home, I have to, like
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I just kind of isolate myself a little bit for
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a few days just to make sure and I don't
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have it. So I'm happy. Yeah, So you're home now
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from a from a road swing. Yeah, to come in Seattle.
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Sorry if you missed it. I'm going to joy Let,
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Illinois this weekend opening for the Bass Barcelon and actually
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next week and I'll be at the San Francisco Punchline
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February six and nineteenth. If you guys want to come
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see me for that too. I know if you guys
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love me out there, are you now? Uh? Well, Washington,
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if you if you missed Marcella, you fucked up. There's
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no other way to put it. Actually, there is another
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way to put it. In September, I'll be back in Seattle.
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So there you go, that you're ready, then I guess well, Marcella,
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We're thrilled to be joining our third seat by another
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one of the funniest stand ups doing it. You know
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him from Bob's Burger's the NFL Network. You can hear
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him every week co hosting the hit podcast Dumb People Town.
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He is the hilarious, the talented, the kind Daniel Van Come. Oh,
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thank you so much. Hek Danny from Rochelle there is
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thanks for having me here. I love when I get
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to do this show. I know, right, you were saying
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before we started recording, you were like, oh thank god,
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that's the first thing he said. I didn't even say hello. Yeah, Miles. Uh,
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we'll be back soon. Second to last Miles last episode
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supposed Uh we're not talking sucking, Yeah, fucking and sucking.
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You know, you know how Miles does out of the country. Yeah,
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and doing great. We miss him dearly, do we Jack?
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We do me being me? Listeners probably noticed the show
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is extremely threadbare as of late, you know, a week
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and a half into just me putting the show together,
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and I'm like, just recycling shit? Are you putting? Are
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you like doing the song thing? Are you're picking out songs? Yeah?
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Well no, our our listeners provide the songs. Oh, the
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songs at the end, and now that is all super
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producer Justin Smith. I just put the stories together and
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those are you know, it's getting thin out here. I
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think today's episode is just me gonna be like, so
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are you liking the super Bowl? Guys? Uh, you heard
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about this thing? Jack? Is it because you only subscribe
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to white News? Is that why? That's why it sounded
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spicy every week? That's right? It's uh, you know, I
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check out Tucker Carlson the night before and I just
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like kind of get get some takes, load up a
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little bit and then yeah, and then I always like
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to hear the takes from the folks are the guys
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that crooked who who did save America with their pod? Alright, Daniel,
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we are going to get to know you a little
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bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell the
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listeners a couple of things we're talking about today. Snoop
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Dog owns death Row. That is cool. I'm happy about that. No,
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that that definitely deserves the mouth air horn. Yeah, no,
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we I will allow it. So we're gonna talk about
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that and just other like brands that should be owned
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by the very talented people who made them. We're gonna
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the big games coming up. So I I read a
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story about how people feel about the NFL and it
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just mad sent me on a sent me spiraling on. Now,
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I just want to ask you guys, how as stand
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up comedians you deal with this country, Like, how how
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it seems to you guys? As right now, we are
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going to talk about dips. I feel like the Super
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Bowl is dip Christmas. So we're we're gonna talk about
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you know, our favorite dips. Any any thoughts you guys
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have on dips? And we might even get to the
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movie Death on the Nile. Maybe the most Cursed movie
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of the Year. I just want to make sure we
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talked about the dips. Okay, Yeah, we're going to get
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to the talking about There's always at the beginning, like
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one story that I'm like, well, we're not missing that one,
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and that is that is it for today's episode. That's agree,
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But before we get to any of that ship, before
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we get to even the dips, Daniel. We do like
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to ask our guests, what is something from your search history?
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I went, you know, because just like you guys like
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we're you know, like if you're researching a bit or
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you're putting a show together, sometimes my search history would
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be dominated by that, like mine and Rory Scobel and
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I have a podcast called pen Pals where people send
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us letters and so yesterday I was trying to figure
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out what somebody meant, like what they're referencing, So that
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took over a lot of it. But I wanted to
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go with something that was personal from my own and
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it was something I saw on TikTok and then I
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wanted to research to see if I could buy it.
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It is called the Mega Horn x L t P,
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so it's a t P a K A. I wouldn't
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have called it TV. It looks like a tent to me,
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but it has a like port for like a chimney pipe,
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and then you can also buy like a wood burning
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little like stove and heater to put into it. It's
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meant to go into this. I've just begin the last
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year and a half, I've just become obsessed with like
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camping an outdoor accommodations, not just things to use and
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have to make your out door experience even better. I
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went down a big rabbit hole after I started watching
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the show Alone. Have you guys seen Alone? I have
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heard many podcasters talk about Alone, but I am somewhat
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reality TV averse, but that one sounds like it should
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be on my list of wants to check. It's more
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of a docuseries than it is reality TV. It's just
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people living outside in alone, crazy remote Harry is and
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it it shows me everything I don't know how to do,
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Like I would never survive, And so I think that's
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why I'm obsessives. Like man, they know how to build
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a shelter. I have no idea how to do any
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of that. So would you ever do with though? Like
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for a week, Yes, Rory, Rory and I are doing
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a like outdoor wilderness training, like three day or five
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day thing. We have not found the dates yet. I
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feel like it's more of a warm weather thing I'd
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like to do. But I'm just always happy when his
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wife gets a break, when Rory his wife gets as So, uh,
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we're gonna go do it, and I'm gonna hopefully learn
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some stuff like either one of you know how to
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make a fire. I know how to make a fire,
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got a fire pit, but like getting me out, I
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don't lighter a couple editions on New York times. He
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uses like kindling and then some very dry firewood, like
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he can't have been outside in the moisture for at
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least a couple of years, And then I might be
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even that. Are you going with the triangular structure or
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you do a log cabin when you build a fire?
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I do. I do triangular structure. Just lean a couple
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of things against each other to do that too. Yeah,
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the log cabin lasts you a lot longer. Yeah, get
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me a finger so I can go, Hey, you can
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you like this fire for me? Right? That's the only
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tool you need? Yeah? Hey, you right? So I love it.
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So that's what I recently searched. Was the mega horn? Excellent?
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That sounds cool? It is it looks so cool, trying
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to make self sound all outdoorsy and uh mcguy brish,
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But I did. I did leave out the main ingredient,
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which is a gas can needs to be full, like
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it can't be halfway full. I've found I need. I
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need all these at all is a So the wood
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burning stove is that something you're kind of toting out
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there into the middle of the wilderness with yourself. It's
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very compact. I wonder if how much you have to
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assemble it's right too, It's like that might be the
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hardest part of for somebody who doesn't do it camping
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is knowing everything you need to bring and then packing
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it to be able to carry it, because what do
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you do. You drive somewhere ideally right, and then you're like,
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all right, I'm gonna hike five miles or six miles,
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Like I have to be able to take all this
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with me. Thing like on that show alone, they're allowed
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to take one personal photo and then ten survival items
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and that's it. So they know exactly what they're That's
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why they're building shelter and starting fires and stuff like that.
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Would items would be I have no idea. I mean
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I think you'd want like a water They have those
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water filter things you can like pouring like it's a drug,
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self contained water filter. I think that's probably key. And
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then they have those little I'm saying it's wrong because
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I don't even know, like a flint stick, things that
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like start the fire for you. That because they haven't
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heard of water and heat. Key right, And then I've
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learned from watching the show. They have things that are
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they look like knives, but they're also saws. I think
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that's crucial. And then fishing line, I think because I'm
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not good at hunting or cleaning like an animal like,
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but but you think you'd be able to just have
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loose fishing line and just like catch something with it,
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just like g they'll create yeah, or they'll they'll they'll
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weave a gill net and then drop that in and
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then pull the gill in that in each day exactly
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what that is? That's cool? Yeah, I don't know what
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did I say? Five things? Yeah, I'm half way there.
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How many how many of the people end up eating
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that personal photo? Is that? Because I feel like I
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think that's day one, and I've heard that it tends
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to be the people who have the most body mass
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tend to win every time. That's a critique i've heard
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of alone, is that people. Yeah, dude, I went on
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a juice cleans it was. It was a three day one.
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It was my first one, and I did in two
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and a half days because I know myself, and within
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a day I was like, I'm I think I'm killing myself.
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I think I'm dying. I'm too thin to be doing
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that type of ship. But I had to for health reasons,
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and uh, I yeah, I can't imagine I would pass
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out right even after two and a half days. Did
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you feel cleansed? Like I've never done one? You know what?
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I had very healthy poops. That's what I had. I
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had very like when it was like back when I
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was a teenager. My poops were very healthy and that's
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how they were. So sorry, I don't mean to talk
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about make anybody and talk about poops, but I'm sure
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you guys saw there's a company that's encouraging people to
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a biday. Company that's encouraging people to post pictures of
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their poops after the Super Bowl, did you guys? Yeah,
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she's doing this bowel super bowel Monday. Yeah, super Bowl Monday,
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that's what they're calling it, all right, Yeah, and they're
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giving away like ten dollars to the best. So maybe
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if you still got just enough time to go on
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this juice cleanse and then create biggest dump of your
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life and win the TA shout out to me? Is
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it they are they judging based on size formata? To
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tell you what the funk they're judging on this? Yeah,
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Like are they if you win, like, like you gotta
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be dropping BoA's? Is that what you You gotta be
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tempted to try. I'm not gonna lie. I've spoken before
13:56
on this podcast about my now seven year old it
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and how he grew up as one of eight in
14:03
Philly and he and his older brother it was like
14:07
a way to brag that like they had eat well.
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They would save like their biggest poops in a shoebox
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and like yeah and show them to each other. I
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mean that that gives you a sense of what the
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you know, what eight kids living together smelled like? Is
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that Like that wasn't noticeable, Like people people weren't like,
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what the fund is happening? The second they walked in
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the front door. That's wild. Ye, that gives us a
14:34
sense of your trauma, Jack, because I just learned a
14:37
little piece about you and your family history. Yeah, that
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tells me a little bit about you know that I
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didn't know before. Yeah, it was very awkward when I
14:46
was a teenager and I went into his closet and
14:49
it was just shoeboxes. Was like the end of the pressige,
14:53
but just shoe boxes and shoe boxes of of poops.
14:56
But they were all very impressive and well formed. So
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he's been training for this super bell Monday. Have them submit, Daniel,
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what was the name of the of the thing you searched?
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Mega horn XL t P. But they don't know at all.
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I think it's like an eight person. I don't I
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wouldn't need that big. Give me a three or four.
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There you go. Yeah, but maybe you want it big
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because you you do have a fire going inside your tent.
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You never know who's gonna stop a fire inside the tent.
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Is that well kind of depending on how you set
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your tent up on your shelter. A lot of people
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do it on a loan, like their fire is inside
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their living space, and that's gone very awry for a
15:34
few people on the show. Yeah, but I would think
15:38
if you were going to have you would want a
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big size t P or tent. If if you have
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a even the wood fire, you know, contained wood fire
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burning like stove with a pipe coming out the top,
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you'd still want to be able to have some distance
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from that, I think. Yeah, I thought that one of
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the ideas behind the t P was that you could
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have a fire in there and the smoke would go
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out through the top. Yes, but yeah, like what are
16:05
those called moms? It was like mid century fireplaces that
16:09
people go absolutely not for that are ridiculously expensive. You've
16:12
seen him. It's like a it looks like a little
16:14
portable fireplace with a pipe going straight up. Yeah, I
16:18
have Ah, that's what I was picturing when you were
16:20
talking about like a portable fireplace, just like you have
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the fire in like a looks like a little microwave
16:27
the wood burning, and then then and then it's a
16:30
metal plate on top of it to serve as a
16:32
hot plate for cooking things while you're in your TP,
16:36
or you can just have a hot plate. What is something,
16:38
Daniel that you think is overrated? Okay, I don't know
16:41
how controversial this is gonna be. It might not mean
16:43
anything to you if you haven't experienced it. There are
16:45
people that I will say, we not even me, people
16:49
that we respect and love, that we are friends with,
16:53
that love this thing. And I am not a negative person.
16:56
I like liking things, but in my person opinion, Yellow
17:02
Jackets is wildly overrained it. I can't even I had
17:09
to stop watching it. It was making so little sense
17:12
to me, to the point where I still I want
17:15
to you know, are we're so like separated from each other. Still,
17:19
these friends of mine and ours are comedians, great writers
17:23
who love it. I want to I can't wait to
17:25
see them to be like, you have to tell me
17:26
if I'm watching this show wrong, because I trust you're talking.
17:31
You're talking to them right now. We are. We are
17:34
yellow Jackets family at the Daily Zeigheist. We liked it.
17:38
We we did it as one of the watches. I
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don't I'm this is the second time I've heard somebody
17:45
who's pretty adamantly against Yellow Jackets. But I like things
17:50
I don't like negative. Yea, yeah, no, it definitely didn't
17:53
seem like it's struck with some people. I'm trying to
17:57
because the the person who I heard talk negatively about
18:01
it last time when like really hated the trailer or
18:05
not the trailer the pilot which is all like about
18:08
high school, like girls in high school. Can I tell
18:12
you my number one? I can tell you multiple but
18:14
can I tell you my number one? I had to
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bail on it. Marsela, is it okay if it's a
18:18
episode three? I'm not giving away big stuff. I just answered.
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I watched the first episode and I was like, okay,
18:27
so you know it. Okay, yes, okay, so you know it.
18:29
So here's the deal. The coach loses a leg, right.
18:34
Then he takes these kids out to practice shooting with
18:37
the gun and AMMO that they've found right girl, one
18:42
of the girls shoots really really well. Then a guy
18:45
who's shooting well for provoked some not even that provoke,
18:49
it doesn't even matter provoked provoked, points a gun at
18:54
the girl at her head. Now we would all go, hey,
18:58
guess who never gets the tough the gun again? This kid? Right, Yeah,
19:03
he doesn't say that. Then they go back to the
19:06
where they've set up their little camp where they're living
19:07
a little cap and he says, all right, you guys
19:11
need to go hunting for us. You know who I
19:12
think i'll send. I'm gonna send the girl who did
19:14
a good job, and I'm gonna send the guy with
19:17
the gun he gets to hold the gun. I'm gonna
19:18
send him with the person he just pointed a gun
19:21
at no supervision, no rationale for why you do that.
19:25
Now Here, I'll tell you as a writer, alright, TV,
19:28
here's how you fix that. The coach doesn't go with
19:30
them when they practice, the same thing happens. Guy pulls
19:33
gun nine girl. When they come back, since they're kids
19:35
and teenagers and they don't want to like nark or
19:37
be on cool, he goes, how did shooting go? And
19:40
they're like, went, okay, who was the best? And they
19:42
kind of grudging and the go she was and he was.
19:44
But he doesn't know what just happened there. And then
19:47
he goes, all right, well, you two are the ones
19:48
going hunting. So he unknowingly sends this possi possible toxic
19:52
situation where a guy just literally threatened to kill someone
19:55
with a gun to the head. But he doesn't know it.
19:57
But the way they made this show, he does know it.
20:00
So I ask you, Jack as a fan of this show. Why,
20:04
why in the world from a storytelling, Jack, would this
20:11
guy be like, Hey, you just tried to kill this girl.
20:13
You guys should go hunting together. You know. I think
20:15
the reason you don't like this show is because you're
20:17
coming from a place of logic and television. It doesn't
20:22
always loved like Hawkeye. Hawkeye is a there's a bat
20:27
shit crazy show, and I loved it because it knew
20:30
it was bat shit's crazy. It was like, we did
20:32
we shot that arrow. We didn't need that arrow, but
20:34
it was fun. That's why we did it. Yeah, this
20:36
is this is a show that prides itself on being
20:38
a prestige drama that doesn't make I'm not saying you
20:43
have to dislike it. I'm not trying to dissuade. I'd
20:45
rather like it. But you can't tell me that makes
20:47
any sense. Well, I don't think it makes sense. I
20:51
think it also is due just tried to kill that girl. Well,
20:55
he didn't pull a trigger, did he. Jack, What I'm
20:59
gonna say, why are you trying to kill me? Dude? Right?
21:02
I don't know. I think everybody needs a thicker skin
21:04
in America today, guns on whoever we want not the
21:10
check I was expecting today was keeping not everybody, Not
21:14
everybody gets a trophy, okay, Marcela, No, I I think
21:21
that it is full of people making bad decisions in
21:25
they're in situations they're poorly equipped to handle. And then
21:32
I mean not really, he's an assistant hunt. Which also,
21:36
just for the record, people we've talked about alone in outdoors,
21:39
knowing how to shoot and knowing how to hunt not
21:41
the same thing at all. But you don't hear me
21:43
complaining about that, because who cares. Maybe they didn't know that,
21:45
but I definitely that dude just put a gun to
21:48
that other girl's head. My only now your logic is
21:51
now just convenient for you. I don't know, Daniel, You're
21:54
starting to lose me on that one. I loved the performances.
21:57
I thought the casting was amazing prey Stige casting, TM
22:01
super producer around Hosy, I thought. And then when it
22:04
really starts to go off the rails in the later episodes,
22:08
that's what it really got me, got you in a
22:10
good way, like you took me. Yeah. Yeah, So I
22:14
also just recently finished Station eleven and I'm into that
22:17
right now. I thought it was very good yeah, and
22:20
I'm watching Pam and Tommy and I love it. I
22:23
want I want to start it so much. I've heard
22:24
it's wonderful, also problematic and from that weird time where
22:28
we look back and go, you know, like how with
22:30
the Brittany stuff, We're like, yeah, this person was dealing
22:33
with stuff and we all just villainized her, like treated
22:35
women just shitally like that. No one was saying, hey,
22:38
these this couple's privacy was completely violated, Like well, also
22:42
we were I was a child, so and I think
22:44
we were. But I'm saying we're all complicit. You were
22:50
a kid and you said nothing, and you were a
22:52
child and you said nothing. Definitely, But it is that
22:55
era of like they were trying to teach us that,
22:57
like you can violate people and it's fine because they're
22:59
celebrity and it doesn't matter. And we've definitely learned from that.
23:02
I hope we get you. I can't wait to start
23:05
that show. His dick talks. It's really stupid. That's the
23:08
worst part of the whole series. His dick is talking
23:11
to him. Yeah, sorry for the spoiler, Yes you saw.
23:16
Are you talking about Jackass? No, I'm not talking about Jackass. Daniel,
23:19
I'm not gonna men and drumming. Hey, let's let's a
23:25
bunch of other bitches. No, peutis, it's really you want
23:30
to talk about logic. Logic the p hole like works
23:34
like a mouth. You know what, I'm gonna let you watch.
23:37
I don't know, I have to watch. Yeah, I mean
23:40
it was one of those moments where, you know, because
23:42
I was watching, I was like, oh, you know, feeling
23:44
my feelings. I was like, yeah, we violated and they're
23:45
trying to humanize and yead YadA, YadA, And then that
23:48
happened and I had my jaw dropped. I put pause
23:52
and I had a big, boisterous a lot for about
23:54
five minutes because I couldn't believe. But they took something
23:58
that was I mean, it's a pretty serious story and
24:00
it's a great love story, right, yeah, they sprinkled that in.
24:03
So I'm sorry, Daniel. If you love logic, this is
24:06
not the movie I cried when I cried when end
24:12
uh Avengers Endgames started. So I coaster, Daniel. I don't
24:18
know if I like any of your opinion. I just
24:20
I just like the structure of the story you're telling me. Yeah,
24:25
I like operating within the structure. You're telling me. You're
24:27
telling me like all these people are super smart, this
24:29
is what they care about. And then they stopped doing
24:31
those things, and like, yeah, I would. I had similar
24:33
complaints with yellow Jackets in the like adult portion of
24:37
the story that felt like, Okay, this is more along
24:40
the lines of like Lost or like sub Lost. It
24:44
feels like that this is made by people who saw Lost.
24:47
But then they really stick the landing. And I loved
24:51
everything about the wilderness part of the story, so got
24:55
into that part too. That's it. Just yeah, okay, I'll
24:58
say for the last time, I would rather love it.
25:01
I don't like disliking things. Yeah, yeah, well I am.
25:05
Now just one question about the dick talking. What is
25:08
the voice? Roady? Is it? Like? What what kind of
25:11
voice are we talking? You go tune in? Can hey
25:15
calm south Park? Mr Hanky They hired the same guy
25:23
to Mr Hanky. Do is it like every other like
25:27
bar of soap or like like like new Snacks, like
25:31
anything that comes to life is just from New York. Hey,
25:37
wait for you guys to watch it so it will
25:40
catch you. It will get you. Oh for sure. There
25:43
was a There was also a second I was like,
25:44
am I going to keep supporting this because of that?
25:47
I don't like it? I was I felt like Daniel
25:49
in that moment where like the conflict really got me
25:51
and it made a second guess what I was watching,
25:53
And I was like, this was a choice they made.
25:56
This is you know, keeping it light. Let me just
25:58
move on. I'll ever forget being in the movie theater
26:01
when Bruno's dick talked to me like that was that
26:05
was something that was I was not expecting it, and
26:08
I had to look at myself in the mirror and
26:09
be like, why why is that such a such a
26:13
thing for me? You know process, I'm okay doing it
26:17
in the privacy of my home, but what Bruno does it?
26:21
And suddenly it's not cool. All right, let's take a
26:24
quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back, and Daniel,
26:39
we do Finally. I always love to ask our guests
26:42
what something they think is that's underrated. You know what
26:46
I think is underrated? And my family has done this
26:48
a lot so and I like doing it. Is uh,
26:51
take yourself somewhere profitably, like in the country, like the
26:55
Malibu Hills or whatever, like up into the wilderness. A
26:59
bet and uh just drive around and get let yourself
27:03
get lost. I think that like we have so we're
27:05
always so much like I have to do this. I
27:07
need to do this, like give yourself a little bit
27:08
of time to be be like, I don't know where I am.
27:10
You're eventually going to hit the ocean or the one
27:11
on one, so you can't get too lost. Just make
27:15
sure you have enough gas. And it's something that I
27:17
actually I I love doing, and I think it's an
27:21
underrated thing or just maybe even a I think people
27:24
don't do of like give yourself a little bit of
27:26
time or once in a while and just be like,
27:27
I don't know where I'm going. I'm just just taking
27:30
a little me time. Yeah, having the like GPS app is,
27:34
I think it makes me less likely to do that.
27:37
But it also like you should just be like, no,
27:39
I can always find my way back because I have this.
27:43
I'll just I just hit home whenever I get super
27:46
dupid lost, especially like in the hills, just just keep
27:49
trying to go down. You'll eventually get to you, Like
27:51
I said, either the ocean or the one on one.
27:53
You need to do fun stuff like should we go
27:54
left to go right? Even if you're just saying it
27:56
to yourself. I don't know, it's it's an underrated thing
27:58
that I like. I three, but I will say that
28:01
the daily like listeners that live in the country who
28:04
hear you say drive through the country like the malbou
28:07
Hills are really going to they react, there's no, it's
28:11
weird and you're so right. A lot of people don't
28:13
realize you get forty minutes outside of l A and
28:17
you are in Like I had family come visit and
28:19
I took them like an hour north and they were like, oh,
28:21
this is all agriculture where this is Like I was like, yeah,
28:24
you're very quickly out and as a born and raised
28:27
in a little farmtown Rochelle, Illinois and spending a lot
28:31
of time in Wisconsin, I was born and raised in
28:34
that like very like expansive area and even then I
28:37
like drive around getting lost. But you're so right. A
28:39
lot of people adult they think you're just driving around
28:42
like gates and mansions, and there are obviously there are
28:45
some of those up there, but you could also very
28:47
be like I think that's a mountain lion, Like you
28:49
can be out there. Yeah, it's still California. M I
28:53
will also say this is a romantic idea, but as
28:57
a woman and any woman listening don't recommend you do
29:00
gotta tell your home girls where you're going, but I
29:02
do it isn't it's a nice idea? Yeah, yeah, that's
29:06
true too, Like if you you know, I wouldn't want
29:07
to be without without service, right yeah? Yeah yeah. It
29:12
definitely is the start too many a terrifying horror movie.
29:17
It's how Yellow Jacket started. Now, yeah, all right, I
29:22
like it. Let's let's get into some news. Specifically, Snoop
29:26
Dogg now owns Death Row, which I don't know this story,
29:32
Like I I feel like every once in a great while,
29:35
capitalism works and the person who deserves to own something
29:38
gets to own it. The the NPR article announcing this
29:43
development does include like just a soul withering that about
29:50
like how he acquired it from private equity firm managed
29:53
by Blackstone, and then a senior managing director of Blackstone
29:58
like weighed in on what he thinks of the acquisition.
30:01
I'm just like, who couldn't possibly give a fuck what
30:06
a senior managing director at Blackstone thinks about Snoop Dog
30:09
owning Death Row. But it does seem like this is
30:11
how the world should work. He he's probably the biggest
30:14
reason that kids still think it's cool to wear a
30:17
death Row T shirt. And I'm curious to hear what
30:21
he's what he's gonna do with it. Yeah, I mean,
30:24
knowing snoop, he's probably gonna like invest in like the young,
30:28
the young up and comers, especially in the l A area,
30:30
because he loves to support the youth. Um, so I
30:33
do you hope he he does invest in the young
30:35
rappers in in Los Angeles area? Mhm. I love when
30:40
I don't know if this is a direct one to one,
30:42
but like any musician that owns all their publishing rights,
30:45
it always makes me so happy. But then you hear,
30:49
did it already happen? Wasn't David Bowie's state auctioning off
30:53
is publishing rights? I didn't know that, or maybe maybe
30:57
they are going to or they already have right and
31:00
for some reason I'm thinking like million dollars or something
31:04
like it, it went for I prefer one venture capitalists
31:08
own to the publishing rights. That's always been my thing.
31:10
I think they make smart decisions and they have the
31:14
best interest of you and said you need to not
31:17
be of the art to know what to do with
31:20
the art, check in with David kest and Baum, a
31:24
senior managing director of Blackstone, and find out what he
31:27
thinks is going to happen, what he thinks should happen
31:30
with the publishing of David Bowie music. But yeah, so
31:34
this I wanted to do like other other things that
31:38
should be owned by the person most Like, so, Michael
31:41
Jordans owns the Charlotte Hornets, but I feel like, in
31:45
a just world that that's great. I'm glad that Michael
31:47
Jordan owns the Charlotte Hornets. I feel like he should
31:50
own the Bulls instead, And I also feel like he
31:53
should own it with Pippen and Rodman, which would make
31:56
it way more entertaining than give us something to read
31:58
about every single day. Oh for sure, Dr j and
32:01
Alan Iverson should own the seventy six ers. I was
32:05
trying to think of like another entertainment one like maybe
32:07
Trey Parker and Matt Stone should own Comedy Central or something.
32:11
Definitely should. Dan van Kirk should own Chili's Right, I
32:16
would love to own Chili Cheesecake Factory either. Great, sign
32:21
me up for Yeah, yeah, it's a thing. But am
32:25
I crazy? This is what I think when it comes
32:27
to music. I feel like who better than the person
32:30
who created it? Yeah, But like actors, like we don't
32:35
get to own anything stand ups. We should be able
32:37
to own all of our own stuff, right, but like
32:41
and hopefully we do. But like, I don't know if sometimes,
32:46
like the face of the organization is as good to
32:49
be the person owning. It's just a lot when like
32:51
athletes try to become coaches even and you're like, well
32:54
that didn't really work out. Yeah, no, that's fair. I
32:59
like I'm assuming that there's a good management team that
33:03
will like help, you know, run the day to day
33:07
on death row and it's not just would answering the phone,
33:14
grinding through some Excel spreadsheets. Yeah. Remember when Michael Jackson
33:22
owned the Beatles music. Yeah, yeah, they had a big
33:28
falling out, but it was just funny because he was
33:31
just letting, like every car commercial have a Beatles song.
33:34
He didn't give up. He was like, nobody can have mine,
33:37
but you can play this fucking Beatles ship. Right. Yeah.
33:41
I feel like the nineties were like every commercial it
33:45
was just like a Beatles jukebox. It was like that
33:48
which Beatles song is going to come on for this
33:50
HP printer cartridge at that's wild And Michael Jackson was like,
33:54
this is hilarious. Like I don't know what the logic was.
33:58
If he was like they stole from black artists, so
34:00
I'm gonna steal their ship. I don't know what his
34:03
logic was. That makes it feel better, Especially if that
34:06
was like led Zeppelin or something like that, then I
34:08
would go, well that, I'm all good with any of that. Yeah,
34:12
Oh that's so funny. Any other any other ideas for
34:16
who should own like people who shouldn't? I was trying.
34:19
I was trying to think of like Kendrick should own something,
34:22
but maybe it's just his own music, Like should Tarantino
34:26
and Mirmax Not that like Tarantino as much, but you
34:30
make a good point, like when Tarantino didn't he buy
34:33
the Vista here in town. That was dope. Yeah yeah
34:36
that yeah, Like I wish him and a couple other
34:40
like big time cinephile movie loving people would buy the
34:43
arc Light, which for anybody outside of the Malbu Hills
34:46
is a like a chain of like movie theaters that
34:49
we had here that were just wonderful and beautiful that
34:51
are defunct because of the pandemic. I actually read this
34:55
morning that Joe Rogan owns the N word. Alright, come on, no,
35:00
what certainly Joe Rogans trying to take it back. Yeah, alright,
35:08
the big games coming up, and as I was looking
35:10
for a big game story, I ran into to this
35:14
news story on I like to look at the front
35:16
page of Yahoo. You guys ever do that? Yes? Yeah,
35:20
just see what it's It's the best. I haven't in years,
35:24
But it used to be a thing I would do
35:25
if I was super bored in another life at work,
35:28
would be like, let's just see what's on Yahoo. Yeah. Anyways,
35:31
the main NFL related story on the front page of Yahoo,
35:35
which is like, you know, top five news sources in America,
35:39
is like how the culture wars have taken a toll
35:43
on Republican support for the NFL. And these are basically
35:48
people saying I no longer like the NFL because they're
35:51
too nice to black players and coaches, and it's just
35:57
I don't know. It's so it's like six wrong turns
36:01
from like the universe of the truth, Like how do you?
36:07
And that's so that's what Then I was like, oh,
36:09
I have you know to working touring stand ups on
36:14
I'm curious, like, do you notice the difference. Do you
36:17
feel like when you're going out on stage there's like
36:20
more of an opportunity that there's gonna be like a
36:22
landline in the in the audience and somebody is just
36:25
gonna not even be in the same universe as you.
36:29
Where where where are you guys at with the United
36:32
States go? This is really adorable question because it's innocent.
36:36
It's route in innocence, because you're basically asking us when
36:38
we go on the road what our experiences And everybody
36:42
knows that going on the road fucking sucks. These people
36:45
are dumbasses and um, and that is just you have
36:49
to figure out how much you want to compromise your
36:51
material in yourself when you do certain gigs, and some
36:55
people don't give a funk their material is not good,
36:58
so they can perform in front of anybody and be
37:01
fine and not offend anybody, and and everything is fine
37:04
and it doesn't matter what their background is. And then
37:06
there's instances where you realize, like I did a festival
37:10
a few years ago and it was a nice mix
37:13
of comedians different backgrounds, nice diverse mix. And then like
37:17
the audience was just older white folks, and you know,
37:20
the comics that played it safe did great, and then
37:23
some of us who just just went and did our
37:26
sets start to finish without adjusting, we had a terrible time.
37:30
And you also know, like you won't get asked back.
37:33
You know, you won't work in this venue again. And
37:36
that's like, you know, something you have to like accept
37:38
or not accept, and that just depends on what you
37:40
want to do. But I do want to say though
37:43
that the other interesting thing about this article, it's like
37:47
people are watching the NFL less and on the left
37:50
side it's because how badly they treat the black players,
37:54
and on the right side it's how good they're they're
37:57
treating the black players. And then like if you don't
37:59
watch works or just like these people are still getting
38:01
paid too much money, like people still spend way too
38:04
much and invest too much when it comes to professional athletes,
38:08
and it's just what a wild ride and Daniel it
38:12
is for you. But yeah, no, I mean it's similar.
38:14
I think like whenever I found it, somebody will get
38:17
mad at something I say. I've gone as far to
38:20
like I asked that, Like I'll be like you're what
38:23
are you mad about? What are you mad about? And
38:26
then usually like if somebody was like, well, dude, I
38:28
just didn't like like that fucking ship you said about
38:31
wearing masks or whatever, and then I'll go, you're sick
38:34
of it, like you're sick of you to go around
38:36
this road? Do you're sick of like masks? Like you
38:38
don't like them? They're like no, Like you want to
38:40
know something, I don't like them either? Who out here
38:43
is like I like, so like I'll try to like
38:45
go into it, and then also go, so you you're
38:48
mad about something I've said, And then I go, don't
38:50
you aren't you? Am I crazy if you're thinking you
38:53
come from the side of things where they keep saying
38:55
your feelings so but not your feelings just just mine,
39:00
not yours though, So you're mad about your and so
39:02
then I'll try to like whatever. And then I mean,
39:05
I've had people who are up and like, you're more
39:07
than welcome to leave. I'll make sure you get your
39:09
money back, and I'm like, I just just so you know,
39:11
I'm not being mean to you. I'm saying you definitely
39:14
would be having a better night somewhere else, and you
39:16
have my permission to go have that night. I try
39:19
to like take it out, but to be also to
39:21
go back to like my drive around and get lost
39:23
in the wilderness type thing. Let's be honest here, I'm
39:27
a six ft too straight white male having any sort
39:31
of aggressive conversation that I want with any person, knowing
39:34
probably with the exception of a weapon, I'm gonna be fine.
39:38
So I think it's completely different if you're a person
39:41
of color, or a woman, or or you know, I
39:45
don't know. I look, I always say, I have a jokeer,
39:48
I'm like, I look like you guys think you know
39:50
where I was on January six, like, and then I'm
39:55
usually like and if you said, if you're thinking cheesecake factory,
39:58
you're correct. So it's different, like where can you come from?
40:01
You know, to be able to like have that. But
40:03
that's kind of my usual approach to over like what
40:05
do you mad? Why are you mad? Because usually the
40:08
person I'm talking to either looks exactly like me or
40:11
is not my size, and so I don't you just
40:14
have to play it differently. I mean, we have a
40:16
friend who's a comic that like some guy like started
40:18
going at her and no one it like took way
40:22
too long breathing other comics to be like we whoa
40:25
whoa whoa dude, and I would you'd love to watch
40:27
that video and go oh I would step in, but like, yeah,
40:31
you would. Now you know, you turned this video on
40:33
and you read the caption before it even started. You
40:34
know exactly what's going on. That's funny. I'm sorry. I
40:37
was on stage and my and a lady was you
40:40
could tell she was ready to charge the stage. And
40:42
my friend Lydia pablovitch To is a regular opener for
40:44
me and a regular on this podcast and great, but
40:47
she afterwards she told me she was like, oh, I
40:50
took my shoes off as soon as I saw her
40:52
get up and she had heels on. And I was like, yeah,
40:55
that's because not everybody knows, like what's what, and people
40:58
always try to say that you know, they would do
41:00
you know, do their do what they gotta do? Oh
41:02
I would I would have gotten It's like, no, you
41:03
wouldn't eat. Most people are not going to do that.
41:06
But you also reminded me of one time I was
41:07
in Arizona and this white girl was getting so mad
41:10
at everything I was saying. Everything I was saying. She
41:13
finally got up to leave and I go, oh my god,
41:16
just you know, you're just a drunk white girl, like
41:18
you know whatever, whatever, And she was like, oh my god,
41:21
that's so offensive that you would say that. I was like,
41:24
what that you're drunk and she's like, no, you have
41:26
to bring race into it. And then what was the
41:30
best part was I look over, there's been a there
41:32
was like this older white guy who hated my whole set,
41:35
didn't laugh at a single joke. He literally just sat there,
41:37
but he wasn't rude about it. He just stopped there
41:39
with his arms crossed, like I want this night to
41:41
be over. And I looked at him and I go, sir,
41:44
is it offensive that I called you a drunk white
41:46
girl who goes no, that's what she is. And I
41:48
was like, see if this man who has hated me
41:50
all night agrees with me, Like, you know, you're in
41:54
the wrong, lady. But it's it's just you never know
41:57
what to expect. And Daniel's right, you know, exactly what
42:00
you look like is going to determine a how you
42:04
are accepted or rejected, and also how you choose to
42:08
deal with these scenarios. Because even in like the festival,
42:10
I was saying, me and and one comic he's gay
42:14
and white and and he was not trying to adjust
42:17
his set and we were both like having the worst time.
42:20
And then there was a black comic who was like, no,
42:22
you just gotta entertain every like he was fine entertaining
42:24
these people and he didn't care. You know that he
42:27
kind of had to adjust his set um he like
42:29
happily did it. And that's the thing. Everybody deals with
42:32
it how they're going to deal with it. There's no
42:34
right or wrong. Like you know, I always think about
42:36
two like comics who are single or unmarried or no children,
42:41
you're way more willing to risk all kinds of ship,
42:44
like when you got a kid and a husband or
42:47
a wife or whatever, Like you're like, no, I gotta
42:49
make this money, I gotta pay these bills. I got
42:51
a mortgage, I got a mouth defeat. Like the mentality
42:54
is very different. And and again not that's not true
42:58
for everyone, but I know that I know that there's
43:00
a lot of comics who have a fucking done ship
43:03
they don't want to do because they're just like, I
43:04
gotta feed my kid. Literally got a few of my
43:06
kids yeah, Yeah, that's a really good point about those
43:11
of us who are you know, just built like a
43:13
brickshit house and like nobody will funk with us like that.
43:17
It's easier for us, right Jack, Are you serious right now?
43:22
You're the worst host? No that have you guys noticed
43:30
a change at all, though, Like, do you do you
43:33
feel like it's different than it was even pre pandemic?
43:38
I mean, I think pre I think there's a lot
43:42
of times there's just a vibe of sometimes even the
43:45
people who are going to agree with every single left
43:50
leaning point slash joke hopefully right that should be all
43:53
caps joke that I'm gonna make, even they sometimes will
43:57
tighten up because they they want to be in a
44:01
group with everybody laughing, and they want everything to go well.
44:04
And they're certainly not excusing anybody who's on the other
44:07
side of any fence or line or wall or whatever,
44:09
but they're saying, you can feel sometimes to me like, um,
44:13
don't split us up, like I don't. I don't like
44:15
I don't because I don't want to have to deal
44:16
with this asshole that I just the person next to
44:19
me who I'm about to find out is an asshole,
44:20
and until then, I didn't know that. But you know,
44:23
if I've learned anything from like comedians pontificating on Twitter,
44:26
it's that I need to challenge you all the time,
44:30
and I need to take you through an abandoned amusement
44:33
park of broken glass. So that's what I'm trying to do. No,
44:36
I just I think it's just everybody's a little bit
44:39
tighter no matter what side they're on, they can just
44:41
be a little bit tighter of like that hope and Marcel,
44:43
you might not speak to this better than me too,
44:45
but that hope of like when you can when you
44:48
are taking an audience where like I don't know, some
44:49
of you are gonna agree with what I'm gonna say,
44:51
and some of you might agree with me and get
44:53
tensed up because the person next to you is not agreeing,
44:56
But you can feel that like that feeling of I
44:59
hope this payoff is so funny, and when it is,
45:02
they're like so released, so relieved because everything is just
45:06
socially just in tense. Yeah, I mean yeah, And that's
45:09
that's true. That's always been true, and that's like depending
45:12
on you know, guy, I, like I said, I have
45:16
opened for Felipe for many many years, and his audience
45:19
is predominantly Latino, probably predominantly like ma cheese momentality. And
45:24
and there's a joke that I did actually on Two
45:26
Dog Queen Season two, episode three, I Believe, and I
45:29
talked about loving rap music. I say I'm a feminist,
45:33
and people when I would just say that, like, they
45:35
would turn on me, right and now you feeling yeah exactly,
45:40
And then and then I would just say like, oh,
45:41
I love rap music, and I go into this whole
45:43
act out and by the end of it, they're fucking
45:45
with me. And it worked damn near every time, and
45:48
I loved it, and it was the payoff was always
45:50
worth it. But now I'm now I'm in a scenario
45:52
where I'm like, oh, like because I was when I
45:54
was working that out. That was back when I was
45:56
just a feature. Now I'm headlining and like I'm I
45:59
am trying to apple and you know what do I
46:01
really want to say? Like how how much do I
46:04
want to push it? But also I do want to
46:05
make people laugh, like unlike some of these Claptor comedians,
46:09
the joke is should should be the priority, and making
46:12
people laugh is a priority. And if you're a good joke,
46:15
right or whether you're the left or the right, Like,
46:17
you should be able to construct a joke that will
46:19
get people to laugh by the end of it. And
46:21
I think part of the problem too, is that sometimes
46:25
audiences want to be offended. Like right wing people will
46:28
come to a show and they'll be like, oh, woman,
46:30
she's gonna complaining about being a woman. It's like, yeah,
46:33
but I should like, that's that's okay, and if I'm
46:36
good at it, you will enjoy this joke, and you know,
46:40
and that's you know, for whatever people's background is, it's
46:42
the same thing. It's like, if the jokes are good,
46:44
then you should be able to enjoy it. But I
46:46
fucking got a round of applause this weekend in Tacoma.
46:49
Shout out to Tacoma. It's this joke that I always
46:53
get people fucking tightening up. I had to switch the
46:56
ending because I needed to explain to people, like, I'm
46:59
not the guy in the story. This guy and the
47:01
wheelchair is like he's a bighead, you know, But because
47:04
they hear wheelchair, they're just like, oh my god, this
47:07
is offensive. Yeah, and this both sides, always both sides.
47:11
So I had to change the joke and it worked.
47:13
But what was funny wasn't Tacoma. I didn't have to
47:15
do that second part. They were fucking like, yeah, that
47:18
guy's a fucking prick. We are with you. Got a
47:22
round of a plot and I still I was like shocked.
47:24
I was like, oh my god, they fucking got it.
47:27
And I was like, what happened into coma that all
47:30
these people got this joke without the little buffer at
47:34
the end. You never know what to expect with an audience.
47:37
Never I know, I'm but I guess the same as Plug.
47:40
But you just like, I'm about to start my tour
47:42
back up and I'm doing the Pacific Northwest, So now
47:44
I'm way more excited to do Seattle than they were.
47:50
You know what it is to some some cities that
47:53
love comedy, they are even more excited than ever to
47:58
watch comedy. Like one of the best audiences I've ever
48:00
performed for are the troops overseas. Those motherfucker's are just
48:05
happy to have some touch of home. Like whether they
48:09
agree with you or not, they don't give a fuck.
48:10
They're just so even I bombed and they were like,
48:14
thank you for coming out here. Usually if you bomb
48:16
everybody knows after the show, nobody wants to look you
48:18
in the eye, but they were like, came and shook
48:21
my hand, And honestly, there's a lot of places right
48:25
now that that's what it feels like. People are just
48:27
so fucking happy to be out of the fucking war
48:30
zone and be out and enjoying themselves and having a laugh.
48:34
And I feel like people. I think comics are getting
48:37
away with a little bit more than before, but that's
48:39
because audiences are just having more fun. To end on
48:43
a positive note, yeah, let's I mean, that's how you
48:47
fucking co host a podcast right there. Let's take it
48:50
into a break and we will be right back to
48:54
talk about Super Bowl dips. Wait, can I do that?
49:06
And we're back? Yeah, do it, but leave this in okay,
49:10
and we're back. Chack did and didn't. I always wanted
49:16
to do that, And we're back, Jack. Uh you that
49:21
was so much better uh than when I do it
49:26
on n I don't know it's super bowling or something
49:34
that that that sentence perfectly sums it up. In Los Angeles,
49:38
I don't know what they're they're going to for a
49:43
third week in a row, have a home game where
49:46
they have like no fans in the stadium. People keeping like,
49:49
can you believe it? It's the first time that the
49:52
city hosting the Super Bowl is the team playing in
49:55
that super Bowl. And I'm like, yes, And it couldn't
49:58
have happened to a city where they care. Last Yeah,
50:01
I mean it has seems like it's in Detroit and
50:03
the Lions are going to the super Bowl, or Minnesota
50:06
and the Vikings are going or you know, Phoenis and
50:08
it's there, and so we saw that. That what that
50:11
looks like when the town that's so seeing it actually
50:14
cares about the team that's in the game. And you
50:16
are not going to see that this year when they
50:20
would pant around that forty Niners game, it was way
50:23
more forty Niners fans than Rams fans. And also, fine,
50:28
who cares to just be you know what? It needs
50:29
to be filled to people who are happy to be there,
50:32
who aren't gonna fight with each other over about it.
50:34
That's it. That's the two rules. I want you to
50:36
be happy to be there, and you don't need to
50:38
fight someone. No one from the team is going to
50:40
come out and pat you on the shoulder after you
50:42
put someone to a coma and go hey, even though
50:44
we lost, or hell, even though we won, it really
50:47
doesn't feel complete until you beat up somebody in the
50:50
stands of the parking lot to prove that. Yeah. And
50:53
also I always loft all time when players get done
50:56
and they you know what they do then because one
50:58
like Marcella said, millionaires, they hug each other because it's over,
51:04
because and they were actually playing the fucking game. So
51:07
I just want everybody who stands to be happy to
51:09
be there and not bring any sort of violence into it.
51:12
And they're usually not drunk yet. Hot My big hot
51:15
take difference between the players and the fans. I just
51:18
love the sports just so out of control that we're
51:21
just like, I just don't want violence at this game.
51:24
Sports fans are lunatics, have been. I never I never
51:30
get that part of it. Yeah, like I said, I
51:32
don't like hating stuff, so I've never My fandom is
51:34
never contention on feeling negative about anybody else. It's just
51:39
not me, and you have me and you have nothing
51:41
in common. Daniel, Here's what the super Bowl should be about.
51:45
I would personally, if I were offered a ticket to
51:48
the super Bowl, I don't think I would want to
51:51
go because I like, I feel like it is a
51:53
TV event and that part of that. It's not just
51:57
watching the commercials, which are so funny, you guys, but
52:01
the food is a big part of that. Specifically, I
52:06
feel like dips are a uniquely American culinary. Like not
52:12
not that America created the dip or dipping chips in something,
52:17
but this type of you know, it's almost exclusively ingredients
52:21
from a can in a lot of cases, or largely
52:25
very salty, mostly chemicals. I get excited about this, and
52:31
so the Takeout probably are number one source on the dailies,
52:36
Like guys, the fast food blog The Takeout did a
52:39
map of the top dips by state, like the most
52:44
uniquely searched Game Day dips. I guess it's a Google
52:47
trends thing, but they wrote an article about it, and
52:50
there's some there's some interesting stuff. I mean that you know,
52:54
you've got your seven layer dip seven layer in Alaska
52:58
and Hawaii they've just found out about this. Also Massachusetts,
53:02
but like Hallepeno Popper dip is California's most That sounds
53:07
that sounds good. I mean, I'm getting cream cheese, I'm
53:11
getting hallepeenos. Yeah, I have you never had a help
53:14
in your popper. No, I've definitely had my okay, but
53:18
I got out of But I've never had the dip. Yeah,
53:23
I've never had the dip either. Now I'm like, Illinois
53:25
is also the Hallepeenia popper dip. I've never even heard
53:28
of this before. You just neither, and I'm into it.
53:32
The other one that's incredibly popular that I'm actually not
53:36
as into is just the sound of it. I don't
53:39
think I've ever had it. Buffalo chicken dip. So good,
53:42
it's so good. Oh my god, chicken. There's something about
53:47
chicken in a dip and maybe I just need to
53:50
brow that's a fucking whole meal on a chip right there.
53:54
That is so the chickens just like kind of ground
53:58
up or what's the shredded tread and that chicken. I
54:01
didn't have a cat it, And I'm like, I'm in, yeah,
54:04
it's got to be chicken. Think of it. Think of
54:07
it if you could, if you did like buffalo chicken nachos, right,
54:11
you wouldn't think much of it in that context. To
54:13
just take everything that isn't the show and put all
54:16
the notch to the side, and that doesn't actually check
54:19
out what I just said. But you're just dipping the
54:22
night You're it's a deconstructed I'm with you logic is
54:26
a little lost. It's like yellow jackets. Is it there?
54:28
Is it not there? You know, I'm with you. It's
54:32
it sounds like a good dip. It's a meal. I
54:35
like a dip that has like a meal component to it.
54:38
Got your card, You've got your protein, you got your
54:40
Whatever the funk else did Organ think? Did Oregan I'm
54:44
looking at the state of Organ French dip? Did they
54:46
just think it was I don't think Oregon knows. No,
54:50
I blame I. I blame Google Trends for that. I
54:53
think whoever was on the map creation at Google Trends
54:58
was just assuming that that was like French onon dip
55:01
and didn't realize that they were doubling up both French
55:04
on and dip searches and the sandwich French dip Greek
55:08
Greek layer dip in Washington. I've never heard of that,
55:10
and I will eat it unless it's heavy olive, not
55:13
much of an olive. It's kind of have the calumnado olives.
55:18
That's how about Can we talk about Oklahoma and what
55:22
the hell they're doing cookie chocolate chip cookie dip. I'm
55:27
sure that's good, but I don't want that. Don't put
55:29
that with the rest of my dips. That's from later.
55:31
I disagree. I you guys, I don't like all this
55:34
negativity about these dips. Chocolate chip cookie dip. Yeah, that
55:39
means you not with the other dips. What do you mean,
55:43
desert go with your other's dips? You would put buffalo
55:48
chicken dip on the same plate as your chocolate chip dip?
55:52
And yeah I would, Daniel, Fuck yeah, I would. You
55:55
don't know me at all, ever, take that tone with
55:57
me on my podcast. I knew this was gonna happen. Uh.
56:03
About he's banned, He's banned from the ship forever, New Mexico.
56:09
About New Mexico smart he changed such a quick I'm easily. Oh,
56:13
I'm good. I'm good when everything's getting tough for me personally,
56:16
I just deflict. What about pizza dip? Is that on
56:19
the taco dip? I don't know what that means. I
56:21
don't know what state that is because I don't know states,
56:23
but pizza dip is in there. Crab rangoon dip. I
56:27
do love a good crab dip, and I just think
56:30
anything with cream cheese. I mean that's why most of
56:33
these yeah, yeah, I will yeah, I mean I so
56:38
I have a dairy allergy and I like to make exceptions.
56:42
Super Bowl is one of those days where I make
56:44
the exception. We have nachos, we have did you will
56:50
be entering the tushy contest, but you will not be winning. Yes, yeah,
56:54
I mean maybe not. You know, like if you get
56:56
a guys good pile, like the TP pile, like what
56:59
you guys are saying, I mean a little flag in
57:01
the top of the Yeah, yeah, I could. You know
57:04
what about what do you guys think a hog dip is?
57:08
I don't ye. That's gotta have like, that's gotta be
57:15
real fresh dip. You fucking have like layers of turkey
57:21
and mayo and lettuce. So there are two that are
57:27
it seemed to be intentionally mysterious. Missouri has green dip,
57:31
which I think is like what the Joker fell in
57:34
when he turned into the Joker. And then corn dip.
57:38
It feels where's corn dip? Corn dip? South Carolina? South Carolina? Yeah,
57:43
which just and some of them are very try it. Yeah, yeah, no,
57:47
I would try all the like I am struggling. I
57:50
don't know why. My initial instinct, probably because I'm a
57:53
hater was to immediately go to like, which of these
57:57
do I like the least? Because they all look fucking
57:59
awesome to me. You know what, I had to tell
58:04
my mom. I'm finally she's on board with me. You
58:06
gotta stop comparing foods. Stop comparing them, Jack, You gotta
58:10
respect them for what they are, enjoy them for what
58:12
they are. Just like that chocolate chip dip. Yeah, because
58:15
live next to the buffalo chicken dip. They serve their purposes. Guys,
58:19
you can't be comparing foods. Pizzas and better than tacos,
58:22
is better than Cheeseburgers are all good on their own, y'all.
58:25
This is the problem we have in our society too
58:28
much comparing what are your favorite things? Too dip? Like,
58:32
I'm a straight up corn chip I'm not crazy about Like.
58:37
I feel like pretzels should be better to dip, but
58:40
for some reason, I don't love them as much like
58:43
I love cheese on. That's one of my favorite. Yeah,
58:46
they're too thick and they like by getting them wet
58:49
that like adds this thing to it that I don't
58:51
I don't love because at that top layer gets soggy
58:54
really quick. Yeah, yeah, I mean I love a tortilla chip.
58:59
Yeah you go scoops? Are you going classic restaurant style?
59:02
Are you going rounds? You know? If I have a choice,
59:06
I like to get the strips because you get a
59:09
nice long tip in there. That's that means your technique
59:15
is off. The chart's good because I I gave up
59:18
on strips so long ago because they can, like even
59:22
when I'm sucking having some salsa, they usually break on
59:25
me the leverage. Yeah, but yeah, I think I'm just
59:28
too excited about different in the salsa. Yeah, the whole
59:31
cover here. You know what, And it's one of my
59:36
favorite tips and it wasn't on this And I'm happy
59:38
to give out the very easy recipe to anybody who wants.
59:40
It's so simple it will crush any party you have
59:43
to go to get some rowse. You can get whatever
59:46
you like, but rous is the way to go rowse.
59:48
Just straight out of tomato sauce and a and a
59:52
block of goat cheese, bake that and then just stir
59:57
that up and then This is one of my favorite thing.
59:59
Any any dip that incorporates this, and then you just
1:00:02
want to cut some little christinis a little bag yet
1:00:05
and you just got like a small little piece of
1:00:07
bread in that goat cheese and tomato sauce. I'm telling
1:00:10
you that's another on. People will lose it and you'll
1:00:13
be the easiest thing, the easiest thing to make, easiest
1:00:16
the rowsed. By the way, I think there are two
1:00:20
grocery items that I always over purchase when I'm grocery
1:00:25
shopping and never never don't use within like a month.
1:00:29
It's roused and it's uh. The Green Mountain Medium salsa
1:00:35
is like so fucking good. I like tomatoes. I like
1:00:40
a tomato sauce is where I'm coming from. But I
1:00:43
got tomatoes tattooed on me? Do you really? Yeah? That
1:00:47
is pretty cool. I don't want to. I was raised
1:00:51
there's the one. You could see one right there, but
1:00:53
I was. My dad had a tomato garden. We had
1:00:56
a my mom had a flower garden. My dad had
1:00:58
like a vegetable garden with tomato were like the main
1:01:01
So I love it. I'm with you. A nice fresh
1:01:03
tomato in the hot sun it's nice and juice like
1:01:06
when you pick it off, it's like soft because I'm
1:01:09
sitting in the sun. It's warm. You put little salts
1:01:11
on it, you a little salt, a little burrata, and
1:01:15
some basil. Damn, I'm just saying the whole tomato outside
1:01:19
of fresh like an apple. So all right, what last question?
1:01:27
Kind of I'm related to dips, but this is a
1:01:28
celebration of like pot luck style culinary creations, Like is
1:01:34
there a one of my friends makes a hash brown
1:01:38
cast role that is near the top of my list
1:01:41
of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.
1:01:43
There's this thing in that I think is from Southern Ohio,
1:01:47
or maybe I just had it a lot when I
1:01:49
lived in Southern Ohio. But it's called a buster bar.
1:01:51
Do y'all have y'all ever fun with a buster bar?
1:01:54
It's like Oreo cookie crust and like melted ice cream
1:01:58
and fudge and peanuts. It's really really good. And yeah,
1:02:05
I'm sure it exists elsewhere and just by another name. Yeah, yeah,
1:02:09
I recommend. Oh you know what I will I do?
1:02:12
You got to give a shout out to the lactose
1:02:13
people who aren't going to do what I do and
1:02:15
risk at all for some nachos. The Miyoko's brand cream
1:02:19
cheese at a little vinegar. You have your and you
1:02:22
just mix it up in there and then you basically
1:02:24
have a sary cream and then I mean they have
1:02:25
different flavors and ship. So if you're vegan and you
1:02:28
want like a dip just for yourself, get the Miyoko's brand.
1:02:31
It's the best dairy free brand of everything. Cheeses and sara,
1:02:35
I mean, and and cream, cheeses and butter and stuff.
1:02:38
And just add a little vinegar. Make your own little
1:02:41
sur cream dip for your ruffles. Okay, that for yourself.
1:02:45
It's so good. They have a scallion one that was
1:02:47
really good. M that's the thing too, guys. In Roche, Illinois,
1:02:51
I will crush just a big old bag of ruffles
1:02:55
and some just store bought French onion dip. Y Oh.
1:03:00
The only thing you gotta do is open a bag
1:03:01
and open a lid. Done where the party started. That's
1:03:03
what I was snacking on before I got on with you, guys.
1:03:06
I have my little teacher RNAs and I mean Yoko's dip,
1:03:10
and I was dipping them in there. And it's the best. Well,
1:03:14
speaking of the best, it's been wonderful to have you
1:03:17
both on on the show today, Daniel, Where can people
1:03:21
find you? Follow you all that good stuff? You know,
1:03:24
there's two things I want to plug, and that would
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have to be my pen my podcast pen Pals with
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check out and see if I'm any better over at
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We have Amy Man coming up. Um. It's just a
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I'm going back on tour, like I said, so March.
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For first, I will be in Bend, Oregon, and then
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the next night I am in Portland, Oregon, and then
1:04:07
on the third I am going to be in Seattle,
1:04:09
and then on the fourth I am going to be
1:04:12
in Salem, Oregon. And then I'm going back up north
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to run to close out this run on the fifth
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So everything's at Daniel van kirk dot com. I hope
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a fan of the Magnolia soundtrack? Do you? Yeah? Speak Man?
1:04:40
Oh my god? Really one of the mates to ever
1:04:43
do it? And no, that sucks. Why is Amy Man
1:04:48
affiliated with that? She? Uh? We did a show together
1:04:53
in mid December at Largo and um, I know I
1:04:57
didn't ask, but I always am like, I just like,
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please play save Me. Yeah, And it's perfect every single
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time is and so is she? Yeah. Yeah, you gotta
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love them. I know it's gonna take everything in my
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power when we have around next week pen Pals recording
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to uh not Begger to play it there in studio.
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I just she's so fucking cool, dude. You gotta you
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gotta just like start singing it in your head, humming
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it and then she'll be like, oh is that and
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you got how do how do? Yeah, You're like, here,
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see if you think this is better Tom Cruise rendition
1:05:35
from the Is there a tweet or some of the
1:05:38
work of social media you've been enjoying being Yes, for sure,
1:05:43
I've also been, as I might have come through my
1:05:46
talk company. I've also been liking things where it's like
1:05:48
you're not asking anything of me too much. We need
1:05:52
to take places where nothing happens, like driving around so
1:05:55
at l A mag on Twitter Los Angeles Magazine. I
1:06:00
don't know if they're currently embroiled in some sort of
1:06:03
dumb ship thing, if they have a sorry, but they've
1:06:06
been tweeting out just like pictures of l A, like
1:06:10
randomly or most nights, and they're just like, good night
1:06:12
l A. And uh, they tweeted out one on two
1:06:15
seven two that is just a shot down fair facts
1:06:19
with cantors on the right, the sun setting and palm trees.
1:06:22
And you just see pictures like this Everyone's one and
1:06:24
you're like, that's fucking gorgeous and it didn't didn't hurt anybody,
1:06:28
So I'll show you, guys, that's that photo. Yeah, just
1:06:32
stuff like that, I like it has been, but yeah,
1:06:36
I was right, right they have Yeah, yeah, yeah, who's
1:06:39
ever running the photo part of their Twitter seems to
1:06:41
be okay, photographic l A is like, Yeah, there's just
1:06:46
moments where you're like driving on the fucking highway and
1:06:49
you look over and you're like, oh my god. When
1:06:51
you're on the four Californians here, but when you're on
1:06:54
the one thirty four, people know you're kind of in
1:06:56
Pasadena heading towards l A and you're up like on
1:06:59
the side of them out and looking out over the
1:07:01
city and the sun. If you catch that when the
1:07:02
sun is setting but not in your eyes, you're like, oh,
1:07:05
I'm in a postcard, right, Yeah, it's pretty while I'm
1:07:08
gonna postcard right now. So yeah, I just I loved that. Yeah,
1:07:12
but the weather that's the one. Oh wait, no, it's great. Marcella.
1:07:16
Where can people find you and follow you? You can
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follow me at Marcella Comedy, across all social media, and
1:07:25
most importantly, I will be at the San Francisco punch
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Line February six to the nineteenth. Please come out, come
1:07:30
see me, and have other dates coming up too. But
1:07:33
that's the most important, and that's the shift. I want
1:07:36
you to come to Ita gang Jack, Jack, where can
1:07:38
people find you? Uh No, you're turning to tell people
1:07:42
a tweet or some other work. I didn't look one up.
1:07:47
I forgot Jack. Where can people find you? Oh that's
1:07:50
such a great question. Thank you so much for having
1:07:52
me and Marcella. You can find me on Twitter at
1:07:55
Jack Underscore O'Brien a tweet. I've been enjoying sing like this.
1:08:02
This is the fact that we made it through this
1:08:04
episode like it. As we're recording this, the seventy six
1:08:07
Ers just traded Ben Simmons for James Harden and that's
1:08:13
It's a I I don't love like I'm not over overjoyed,
1:08:18
but I've just been enjoying a lot of Sixers fans
1:08:21
responses Blake Wexler, frequent guest on the show. So this
1:08:25
feels better than when we killed Bin Laden. That made
1:08:30
me laugh and just enjoying that happy that the Simmons
1:08:35
era is that that I think he's gonna be in
1:08:38
a better place. I think they will be in a
1:08:40
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link off to the information that we talked about in
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today's episode, as well as a song that we think
1:08:59
you might and O super producer Justin doing double duty
1:09:05
has been just giving the fire song recommendation for the
1:09:09
past couple of weeks, justin what is the song that
1:09:12
you think people should go check out? Thanks Jack, I'm
1:09:15
gonna recommend this song. Colors by Frisco Gets and d
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double E. You know, artists from across the Pond and
1:09:22
in the UK. Very incredible lyrical content going on here.
1:09:27
They take the colors ton very very far in here.
1:09:29
But the beat is where this thing really gets me.
1:09:32
It sounds like someone made this track while they were
1:09:35
smoking angel dust out of the flute in an abandoned home.
1:09:39
It's yeah, it's very dark, but it's very enjoyable, very
1:09:44
bouncy based underneath this. If you have a system in
1:09:48
your car, you're gonna enjoy how this sounds. So this
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is Colors spelled c O l O U r s
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because they're finish. Yeah, they had to do it to
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us with Frisco Gets in d w E and you
1:10:01
can find that track in the footnos. There you go,
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