There’s more news and less comprehension today than any historical period that didn’t involve literal witch trials, and trying to stay on top of it all can feel like playing a game of telephone with 30 people, except everyone’s speaking at the same time and like a third of them are openly racist for some reason. From Cracked co-founder Jack O’Brien, THE DAILY ZEITGEIST is stepping into that fray with some of the funniest and smartest comedic and journalistic minds around. Jack and co-host Miles Gray spend up to an hour every weekday sorting through the events and stories driving the headlines, to help you find the signal in the noise, with a few laughs thrown in for free.
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-the-daily-zeitgeist-28516718/
episode 4: Secret Code of Flight Attendants, Worst Arena Name Yet? 11.18.21
In episode 1033, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Jacquis Neal to discuss Crypto.com Is Here To Stay (Here In LA), Human Centipede Wanna-be Chris Christie Is Out Here Trying To Make You Think He’s Decent, Marjorie Taylor Greene is So Rich She Can Eat the $63K in Mask Fines She’s Received?, Flight Attendant Reveals The Meaning Of The Chimes and more!
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Speaker 1
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to eleven, episode
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four of Guys super production of My Heart Radio. This
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is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
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America's share consciousness. Okay, it's Thursday, November one, which means,
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of course it is National vic sua Day. Yeah, which
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I mean I don't I probably don't need to give
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this history that you provided here, Miles, but just in
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case people aren't. Awara is a cold soup that is
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loved by many, made thick with period leaks, onions, potatoes, cream,
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and chicken stock. Those sound like things that shouldn't be
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cold in my opinion, Yeah, but when you try it,
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you're like, oh, ship, it's it's funny. Yeah, sometimes eating
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hot sometimes you know, absolutely disrespect the soup. Well, my
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name is Jack O'Brien, a k A long long time ago.
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I can still remember Reese's pieces were sweet mouth sized treats,
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and I knew if I had a pack, I could
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eat the whole dang snack and maybe I'd be happy
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for a while. But now her, she's made me shiver.
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When this monster was delivered wheeled onto my doorstep? Is
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this a joke? Ora Trap? I can't remember why I
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tried to cut a smallish serving size, but something made
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my urges rise, and well I took a bite now
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by by my Garganta Whimpie. You were heavy with the calgari,
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gave me sugary high. I you alone. Now I feel
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I could die. But you are my thanksgiving pie. You
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are the thanksgiving pie that is Articy of radio Georgio
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h And I'm thrilled to be joined as always buy
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my co host, Mr Miles grad H in high saff
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jobs would pay us living wages. We could live off.
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What did it be nice? It's okay, Christie, I'm a
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Gucci man, got the assignment. You see what's going on.
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Living wages the buzzword of the century. Thanks for that,
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for that. Little beach boys, beach boys. I love the
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beach boys. Which which beach boy? Were you? Were you
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hitting some Mike Love right there? I don't know you're
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holding down who hit that falsetto the hardest? Yeah? I
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don't love. I don't know enough to be like yo
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that he hit that falsetto. But that's where my I
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like to, That's where I like to play around. I know.
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Personality was Mike Love is the bad one who was
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like pet sounds sucks, Brian Wilson, you should be ashamed
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of yourself. And Brian Wilson was the talented one. Anyways,
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Mike Love and I say, Mike lovel and talented. He
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did give us Kokomo and Kevin Love, Yes, most importantly
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Kevin Love. Miles. We are thrilled, blessed, fortunate to be
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joined in our third seat by one of the very
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kings of culture himself. He is an award winning podcast host,
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a writer, producer, actor, voice artist, and even though it's
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not one of his written credits, he is one of
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my favorite singers. He is the brilliant and talented jerkis now.
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It's so rare condition this day, innate to read any
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good news on the jockey's neil page. Love and tradition
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of the grand desire. Some people say it's even harder
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to fire, and well then that must be so special.
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Glue inside these jockey's walls, because all I see it's
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the power of dreams, real love bursting out of jockey seems.
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Days go by. Jock, he says his name, and this
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is the side gang. What up niggas? Oh Hello, hello, hello,
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oh oh gotta get you with that family matters. Gotta
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get you know what I'm saying. The Steve Urkle Show
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is what we called it back in the day. Everybody
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it was the Urkle Show. Yeah, yeah, man, oh man, yo, man,
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I gotta get back to the crib ercle coming on. Man.
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Can you imagine that those other actors felt like nigga,
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I'm on the show too, and like McCary dating someone famous?
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Now who Darius McCrary exactly? Oh, Eddie Winslow when he
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is I forget I saw I saw in the news
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he was he was dating somebody. He got to come up. Man.
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Good for Eddie Man, good for Eddie West. I feel
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like he's always finding ways to stay in the news
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or people are always invoking Darius McCrary, so I can't
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remember what it was, and I'm like, I'm glad I
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heard his name again. Yeah, yeah, shout out Eddie wins Low.
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I also want to say, you know, I just realized something.
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You know, whenever, you know, lately, when I've been coming on,
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I always do the little songs and ship. Also shout
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out to uh dB at Black Night one one five
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coming through with the idea for the family Matters theme song.
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Whenever I come on, you know, I always start by saying,
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what's up, niggas, how y'all doing? And I want to
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I want to be clear because I feel like, you know,
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I'm not clear that I'm only talking to people when
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I say that, I haven't greeted anyway people on the street.
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Yeah to me on that one podcast. Now, man, I'm
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talking to only black people. I've never spoken to white
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people on this show. I've only spoken to to your
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black listeners. So let me let me let me introduce
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myself to your white listeners. Hello everyone, Hello, all my
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friends out there, race, How you doing? How you doing?
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Jack O'Brien. I hope you guys are having a wonderful day.
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I hope it's a beautiful day for y'all. I was
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starting to feel left out. Well not anymore, man, I'm
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speaking to you now. Man, I'm speaking to everybody, speaking
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to everybody. Now. You see my text messages on the
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past episodes when Jack would be talking jokes, is like,
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I don't remember asking him a fucking thing. Don't remember
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who was that? Man? I didn't I wanted talking to Jack.
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You asked me to come on and talk to you, Miles,
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You're like that white guy talks so much on your show.
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Don't get it. Don't get it. I don't like it.
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But you know what, it's a new leaf. You know,
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is my end of year resolution start talking to all
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the white all the white list. Yes, yes, well we
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we appreciate it. You know, it is important that we
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we feel included. You know, you are man, You're important.
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White people, you're important to. Don't let anybody someone people
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you are seeing. You're seeing white folks you've seen and
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we love you. You You might get to the article thing
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made me. I was thinking of that just this morning
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because Ridley Scott was like making statements about how about
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superhero movies. We might get to it a little later on,
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but he referred to Blade Runner as Harrison Ford. He
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was like, yeah, no, I made some I've had some
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great superheroes Alien with Sigournion Weaver. One would be fucking
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Gladiator and one would be Harrison Ford. Oh love it? Yeah,
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why not in practice a Blade Runner? But it sounds
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like a black elder when you're just going off, just
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reducing it to like the person. Yeah you're watching Harrison
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Ford again? Okay, Yeah, hey, I wish I was this
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Harrison Ford. Oh man, which Harrison Ford? You watching the
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one with the hat or the one in Space Jones
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or Star Wars Billy D or the one without Billy D.
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The one with them without Billy. Now, I don't watch
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that one, man, I don't watch that one. I don't
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watch that snakes in that one, noting with all those snakes.
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There's one guy that wrote that song and step by
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step and I think full house. Yeah, and he's like
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a music teacher in Connecticut. Now he did perfect trades too,
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didn't he? I think? So. I just think of him
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like what was his career, like a failed like blues singer,
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and he's like, fuck, you want me to make a
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theme song? Finn do it? He just sit down and like, fine,
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fun it condition And you're like, whoa what, Okay, we
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figured out you can't quite chart on the radio theme music.
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You fucking nailed it. Yeah, yeah, that dude. That dude
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was like an autour of like there's no reason that
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those songs should have all sounded the same, but yeah,
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they're just like, yeah, this guy sound like this dude
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had it locked. That's yeah, And we didn't even care
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they sounded the same. We was like, no, those are
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different songs and they all the same, the same, all
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the same. He did step by step too. I think
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Jesse Frederick, did you say that? Yeah? Yeah, Jesse Frederick.
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Love it, perfect, love it. Valerie Valerie, full House family matters,
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Valerie and Valerie's family. Hey did this been off too?
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You know? I love him, love that form. Yeah. I
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wonder if Uncle Jesse, the musical uncle on Full House
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was named for him. Oh maybe question that has never
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been asked. But well, we gotta, We're gonna, we gotta
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get him on the show. I've always had this dream,
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like since at every place I've worked and was like,
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we gotta talk about Jesse Frederick, the most underrated musician
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of all time, who gave us these theme songs. And
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I remember looking for him. I found out that I
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think he lives in like Massachusetts or something, based off
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a YouTube comment that said that this guy was his
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like music teacher. So wow, Like, if y'all know Jesse Frederick,
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tell him is looking for him. Yeah, we need him,
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tell him. I want to meet him too. I want
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to meet him to absolutely man amazing, just to riff
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with him. I'll sing a song with man, he's probably
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got a bunch of like students. Why do you try
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this one on? Always playing the same God, it starts
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the same way as every other song. Okay, okay, I'll
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get it alright, alright, that's fair enough. That's sound a
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little bit as days go by. How about this one?
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Do do do, Dude? Do do do Do Do do do? Okay,
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well fu alright, you know what you know? Oh he's
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on Twitter. I be willing to have one of his
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U students song just to like hear what he's like
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in class. That would be you know, that would be dope,
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like does he just that would be dope rock with
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that information like from he has a lot of hot
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takes on Tupac, a lot of hot. Don't ruin this
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for me, but don't ruin this for me. We can
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we record the whole song, We record the whole time,
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but not even like a problematic way. He's just like yo,
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he's more energy. He get more energy. If you're going
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by m C. It's not by lys Okay, yeah, okay,
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a bad opinions, but not you know, problematic. America's uncle
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shout out to that man. All right, j Kes, we're
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gonna get to know you a little bit better in
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a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking about.
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We might have the new title holder for worst sports
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arena name here in Los Angeles. But I also think
12:23
it's worth talking about in the zeitgeist because it sort
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of announces that at least a lot of people think
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Crypto is here to stay. I'm talking, of course, about
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Staples Center becoming Crypto dot Com arena. So we'll talk
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about that. We'll talk about Chris Christie, we will talk
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about Marjorie Taylor Green just eating the sixty three thousand
12:45
dollars in mask finds that she's received. And might even
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get to a little little secret that flight attendants are
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letting us in on them. What all those little chimes
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I mean during flight means you're closer to death? Thing
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you think exactly? You know, you want to listen for
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this one though. Yeah, one of them is like emergency.
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You probably won't hear this one, but if you hear it,
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the plan's going down. Before we get to any of that, though,
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that's what we call it tease. That'll be at the end,
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we'll tell you the secret that you didn't know about
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that was going on on your planes. But before we
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get to any of that, ship jackis, we like to
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ask our guests, what is something from your search history?
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Oh ship? Yeah? You know, as many times as I
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come on the show and be forgetting each time that
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this is the this is how we start. You know,
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here's something. Always feel like I have to stretch my
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left leg. All right, Doctors out there, doctors to talk
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to me, talk to me, you know, follow me on Twitter,
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follow me on Instagram, and and diagnosed me for me.
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You know, because when Dr Google diagnose me out there,
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it's like, gang, I need your help, so I'd be
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a cobby. Can you know what I'm saying? And and
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and then I always feel like my left leg gotta straight,
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I gotta stretch it out, and it's the hamstring gets
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the calf, you know. Some people was like, oh, that's
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that's psi attica. You know what I'm saying, And I
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don't know what it is. I can't find out calls
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for it. And then it does it too. When I'm
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laying in bed, I always feel like I gotta move it.
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Is it restless leg syndrome? It's it psy attica. Do
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I have a tumor on my lower back, you know,
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and I do I have a l S? What do
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I have? Twitter verse? Or or it's like, gang, I
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need you to let me know what's been because I'm
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looking what's been one missed obviously not a real diagnosis,
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but one thing you found that You're like that maybe
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sounds right without jumping straight to spinal cancer. Uh, spinal cancer, yeah, man,
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you know Luke Garrick's disease. I'll be like, what's oh ship,
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I do be feeling spasticity and rigidity, and then I'll
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go to look up what that means and I can't. Nobody,
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I can't. I don't know. It's not clear explanation. The
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Internet has been a round for how long? Twenty years?
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At least twenty years, at least twenty on. The Internet
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in the form has been around, uh since yeah, we'll
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three to nine eleven, right right, because the internet before
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that wasn't the Internet. That was whatever. A lot of
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weird geo city sites where I get my wrestling clips. Yeah, ye, wrestling.
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I don't know, man, I don't know. I can't find
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I can't. You can't find good answers on the Internet.
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And then people will be like, well, just go to
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the doctor, and the doctors are stupid. They don't know
15:35
ship either. They don't. They'd be like, I don't know
15:37
what that is. Let me look on the computer. Maybe
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I've definitely seen they don't in the office. I mean
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the real ones, the ones who are going to be
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real with you, are like, huh, that's interesting. Let me
15:53
let me look that up. What's how do you spell
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that medication? Yeah? Yeah, man, there will be knowing ship.
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They just they know how to They know how to
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search the Internet better than we do. That's what they could.
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That's I know some doctors out there like how dare you?
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And you're probably to go and which is why I
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need to him up to not Google in the exam room.
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That also, your point about the Internet made me, well,
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I have another assignment for that gang. Is there a
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day of peak Internet when the Internet was like, you know,
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developing enough that it was a useful tool for people,
16:28
but not to the point where it was, you know,
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cluttered with Nazis and misogyny and you know all that ship.
16:36
I'm sure those things have always been there, But when
16:39
when Funny or Die came out with the Landlord right
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exactly like that, Adam McKay's daughter and Will Ferrell. Yeah,
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I felt like just enough for It's like because I
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remember then I was uploading it to Funnier and I'm like, well,
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there's an avenue for it now and sometimes you could
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get it to the front page but before, but it
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still felt simple. It's like, oh, there's a funny video.
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Was that on one of your you know what I mean?
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Like it's been like three websites now it's like, what's
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what subreddit? Specialized subreddit are you on? Oh it's private?
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Now where do I go? Look? But I feel like
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that's you know, I think I think it's I think
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it was the debut of two Girls in One Cup. Yeah,
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that's when we were you know, and then the reaction
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videos like that's when like viral ship started and that's
17:26
when like, oh we can make something. I don't know
17:30
if anybody out here knows this, but like that ship
17:32
was fake. It was like it's gross, it's nasty, but
17:36
it was fake. So they made it for a reaction
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to you know, get to the masses right to go
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viral before we knew where viral meant. And I feel
17:45
like when that happened and we were watching all the
17:47
reaction videos that like to three year span of like
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popular Ship, Landlord is in this to popular Ship that
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you still had to kind of go search for just
17:59
the just because now sometimes viral it's gonna come across
18:03
your motherfucking phone at some point, but you have to
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still go to the computer and type in on the
18:08
old Google machine this thing that you're looking for, and
18:12
like that's when that's when it was pure because you
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knew ship was popular, but you had to still go
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look for You had to work for it just a
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little bit more. And also, like it maybe an era
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to or everyone is so on their phones, you'd be like,
18:23
have you seen, like, yeah, the video where the ice
18:26
cream truck flips over and then it but it doesn't
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for perfect flip and nobody's hurt. Yeah, it's all over everywhere. Yeah,
18:32
I mean now people be having inside jokes with you,
18:35
Like you you see some jokes that blow up that
18:37
had like a hundred thousand likes and retweets, and ship
18:40
that's the response of another viral thing that blew up
18:43
a week ago. You gotta like, no, you know, you
18:47
just gotta know everything, you know. Yeah, it moves too quickly,
18:50
moves too quickly whoever was responsible for the special effects
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work and two girls one cup, though, I've got to
18:56
take my hat off to them and hopefully typically because
19:00
that Yeah, it was like definitely fake. But I still
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don't really know how they did it. Yeah, it's anyway
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I did. I did watch it recently. Within by recently,
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I mean within the past, like like during the pan time.
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I don't know why. Hey, look man, I'll be watching
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an hour on an hour. Man. I don't know my life. Man,
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it takes a lot to get me coming. All right,
19:29
let's take a quick break. We'll be back with your
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overrated and underrated and we're back in jakis. We do,
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of course, like to ask our guests, what is something
19:48
you think is overrated? You know, I've been I've been
19:50
thinking about this. At a certain point, I'm gonna actual
19:52
loft as how she does it, because I'm sure she'd
19:54
be still having overrated and underrated ship. I'll be like,
19:56
I don't know what's overrated and underrated? No more so
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I'm just going, oh no, let's just throw some spaghetti
20:01
at the wall. Let's let me see if I can
20:03
justify this. I'm a comedian. Sex is overrated. Sex is overrated.
20:09
Let's let's let's let's go down this appenoe. Now, I'm
20:12
all right, all right, I'm just gonna tell you at
20:15
the at the outset, I'm a big fan. So all right,
20:19
well let me tell you. Let me tell you why
20:21
it's a little over rated. Let me tell you why
20:22
it's over raight. Now, doesn't feel great? Of course, it
20:24
feels great. It feels good. I'm gonna be my first counterpoint,
20:28
all right, but no, I won't disagree with that. You
20:31
know that over Just because something's good doesn't mean it's
20:34
over underrated. It's just right. Most people are bad at sex.
20:40
I think the majority of us are bad. Like think
20:42
about and and and before, and I know there's some
20:46
I know there's some some people out there who only
20:49
have sex with men, and there's like m m, yeah,
20:52
I'm talking about you two. You suck to you've had
20:54
a sex too. You probably we all bad at it. Women, men, everybody,
20:58
we're all bad at everybody's bad at sex. Just okay,
21:07
so everybody, okay, everybody cares fun. Here's the thing, man,
21:13
because think about it. You let's say you have ten
21:16
sexual partners, right, and like one or two are great
21:19
and I'm not talking about intimacy. Intimacy when you start
21:22
to get to know a person and you you know,
21:24
you're giving each other to your needs and stuff like that,
21:26
that's different. I'm talking like the first act. You know
21:29
what I'm saying. The first time you do it, it's
21:31
usually not great. You're just excited to be there. You
21:34
know what I'm saying. You You're not gonna not be
21:36
excited to be there. But here's the thing. If you do,
21:43
and sometimes you will have a good performance, and it'll
21:46
be the first time you sleep with a person, that's
21:48
a good performance and you think of your head, who
21:50
I acted out right there? If you do that, don't
21:53
have sex with that person again, because let them think
21:56
that you're that's what's happening. Let them think you're great.
21:59
Let them think you're great, because when you come back
22:01
and you fuck and it's bad. Here, like maybe I
22:04
was wrong, Maybe that first time wasn't as good as
22:06
it was right. You you hyped up the sex in
22:10
your mind. You hyped up the sex in your mind,
22:13
and then you came back for more and it ended
22:16
up not being good. And so I told you we
22:19
throw the spaghetta. I don't know what. I love this,
22:21
but you have a whole new characters like Jacki's castanza
22:24
right now. Oh yeah, it's a good one. Never go back,
22:32
you know, It's just it's just people, you know, like
22:35
sometimes they want to go longer, you want to go shorter.
22:38
Sometimes you can't. It's just a whole bunch of it.
22:41
Sometimes you dry, sometimes you're salt. Sometimes you It is
22:45
it is, it is terror and and it's such a
22:49
special thing. It's a special thing. Like would you would
22:52
you go drive a car without taking driving lessons? First?
22:56
If I put you behind the wheel of a car,
22:58
how many times would you have to drive that car
23:00
before you could say I'm a good I was doing
23:02
the same ship at sixteen, didn't have a license and
23:04
it was fucking so. You know, I don't know what them.
23:08
He was bad at both of them. Up for ship
23:13
and you could and you couldn't back and I couldn't
23:20
back for ship. True true story. There are times well
23:25
you know, it's funny though too. It's like they're those
23:27
moments where I remember, like in college, where you started
23:30
your your horizons really begin to broaden in terms of
23:33
like meeting people and like finding new romantic partners and
23:36
things like that, I'm being so cocky because I was like, yo,
23:39
my high school girlfriend wasn't complaining because we both didn't
23:42
know what the funk we were doing. And then that
23:45
stepping into the college arena like yeah, I'm ready for this,
23:47
and like I remember being with somebody who was like
23:51
I was asked if I was joking and I was
23:55
like no, and I remember I like, I was like,
23:59
just get through this and then we can cry at
24:01
home later and figure out what the fun where we
24:03
went wrong. So there are those moments, for sure where
24:06
you go in with the confidence of like a fucking
24:08
las You're like, oh, I don't know ship and that's humbling.
24:11
Oh yeah, but they don't have toxic friends who are
24:15
like man, they don't know what they're talking about. I'm like,
24:16
you've never even had sex? Well you're like yeah, yeah,
24:19
but I don't know. They're not you know, I'll bet
24:22
I don't know. I would have said I wasn't joking.
24:24
I would have been like, yeah, we know Jack is
24:29
one of those quick we know Jack is one of
24:31
the ones that's out here and these you know Jack
24:33
out here land Oh yeah, only on one person. But
24:35
Jack out here laying the pipe the right way. Everybody knows. Yeah,
24:39
I give everybody big time part of the pipe fitters union.
24:43
You know what I mean, local hard holding, remember union. Baby,
24:50
God damn Jack, Jack, don't be telling you on all
24:52
the ship that we exude sexual charisma nobody ever. Are
24:59
you joking? Yeah joking? Yeah, you thought it was serious.
25:04
That's I'm joking. You said you liked comedy. Why are
25:06
you wasting my time right now? Okay, now let's get
25:09
to the real sex part there. It is also underrated
25:14
show real, so yeah, that's under It is that you're underrated,
25:18
all right now that I'm underrated? What is your underrated?
25:22
My underrated thing is door handles, that's not knobs. Get
25:27
this fucking knob out of here, man, I want to stop. Now.
25:30
You gotta grab a knob, like what if you ain't
25:32
got no thumbs, man, you know, like you gotta and
25:35
you got in your hands and you can't grab that
25:37
knob the right way right? Or what if your hands
25:40
are full like you know, I don't want to go
25:42
immediately to not having no thumbs. What if your hands
25:45
are full first, you know, or or you got you
25:48
fumbling with keys the best knobs in the world on
25:51
the knobs that you can push out now because you
25:53
don't like a lever. You don't need no type of
25:56
grip for that. You don't need no touching, your needs
25:58
looking anything. You can use your knee, you can use,
26:01
you can use your feet, you can use your team. Yeah,
26:04
you know what I'm saying. If you're about to do
26:07
this overrated thing called sex, and you got your partner
26:09
up against the door and y'all making out ready, you know,
26:12
having the movies they make out and they bust the
26:14
door open, and you got a handful of ass. You
26:17
know what I'm saying. You ain't trying to take your
26:18
hands off the ask to open that door knock. You
26:20
ain't gotta do that. Just pop that ship down with
26:23
a little bit of the ass cheek and the door
26:24
don't pop open. You will walk in and then you
26:27
can door door handle going on my butt and you're like,
26:30
oh my bad, Oh my bad, bad, baby bad. But
26:34
what would you rather a skinny door hand to go
26:37
up your butt or a big own their own to
26:43
each their own. You never know, somebody be like that.
26:46
That knob ain't hitting like whit like, So it's funny
26:52
because like whenever I like, if I'm a grilling something
26:55
outside and I'm coming back into the house, like I
26:57
have a handful of stuff and I'm and I have
26:59
a job, like a proper door knob to the door
27:02
that goes outside, I'm like trying to do that thing,
27:04
Like maybe if I create enough tension on the side
27:06
of the knob and go down because I don't have
27:09
enough you know, hand space available to fully turn it.
27:12
I'm always like it's always sliding. And I now that
27:15
you think of that, that would have solved it rather
27:17
than me. This is this is an all time great
27:22
underrated by the way, Like this is an absolutely perfect
27:26
point that needed to be made, and now the engineers
27:30
of the world need to start making it their priority
27:32
to No. Yeah, but all shaped knobs are And it's
27:39
a me like if you know anything about like physics
27:41
and torque, like that ship doesn't make sense at all,
27:44
Like it doesn't sense. Don't we make Why don't we
27:47
make like the lids on jars little balls in the
27:50
middle of the jar that you have to turn like that,
27:53
that wouldn't make any fucking sense. You gotta goes exactly
27:57
damn good one All right. I just want you to
28:01
know that I came up with that by looking at
28:08
and was based on the night before. The sex one
28:13
was based on the night before. I was like, I
28:14
can't nobody really how many do? Alright, let's talk about
28:27
the renaming of a central landmark here in l A.
28:32
That is the Staples Center. It's been known as the
28:34
Staples Center for years nion years now. It's very very
28:41
old guy shouting at a cloud thing to complain about
28:44
when the name of something changes. I had a feeling
28:47
this was coming because I haven't gone to a Staples
28:51
and like almost a decade. I don't know that many
28:54
people who go to Staples anymore, so I figured they're
28:57
probably like on their way out. But now a new
29:01
era has been born. They have renamed the Staple Center Crypto.
29:06
Is it the Crypto dot Com Arena? Crypto dot Com
29:11
Arena which I've been noticing, Like, I had this moment
29:15
when I saw a Matt Damon commercial that looked like
29:21
it was a Super Bowl ad of some sort, Like
29:23
the production level seemed like they were really investing a
29:28
lot of money and it was for Crypto dot Com.
29:30
I was like, Okay, so that seems like they think
29:32
this is actually going to be a thing, and then
29:35
they like are taking over the naming rights for the
29:38
arena where the l A Lakers played for like a decade. Right,
29:41
so they're really so hopefully crypto dot enough and it's
29:52
not like having like pet dot com arena. Right yeah, oh,
29:56
things are looking good. Things are looking good right there
29:58
for a second. But yeah, yeah sure. Now look, I'm
30:03
I'm a basketball fan. You know, I'll be on these streets.
30:07
I was just that Staples Yes, yes, that was I'll
30:10
be there a few more times before they changed the name,
30:13
watching my bulls beat down the Clippers and beat down
30:17
the Lakers even worse, you know, because the Bulls are
30:20
good this year. Y'all get sorry, because that's not what
30:23
we're talking about. We're talking about crypto dot com. I
30:28
I feel I feel bad. Listen now, I I'm a
30:32
basketball fan. I'm not an l a fan, you know,
30:35
but like the Staples Center is where Kobe want all
30:37
his titles in Shock and the Lakers Kings Robber. You know,
30:41
I've been it's ingrain. It's one of the few arenas
30:44
that basketball fans. No, you know what I'm saying. So
30:47
I I'm hurt, and I think it's stupid too. But
30:49
I also want to talk to all the l A
30:51
Natives out there who listened to this show, who would
30:54
always laugh at me when I would say, Nigga, we
30:56
don't call that ship the Williest Tower. It's the Series
31:00
of Power. Now you fucking know. Now you get it,
31:04
y'all ain't gonna call this ship Crypto. You're gonna call
31:07
the Staples. And now you see where all your Chicago
31:09
France was coming from when they had the audacity to
31:13
change the Serious Tower name to Willis Tower, and how
31:17
mad were giving people actually come to the Chicago and
31:19
call with That's how y'all gonna feel in a year
31:23
or two when everybody you know coming, Oh what a
31:26
game that tonight the Crypto, You're gonna be mad. You're
31:28
gonna be feeling. Now you getting, Now you get here
31:32
in this is the I've been thinking about it, and yeah,
31:36
I don't. It's almost the same way I felt when
31:39
the Lakers left the Great Western Forum to go to Staples.
31:42
I was like Forum. I was like, the Lakers play
31:45
at the Great Western Forum. Okay, that's where the funk
31:48
they play. And I remember being like What the funk
31:50
is this that the fucking stationary supply places are fucking
31:54
home now? And I learned to be a little bit
31:56
less precious about the naming of it. But yeah, like
31:59
to your point, it just does have this outsized thing
32:02
of hearing like at Staples, where as Staples the Staples Center,
32:05
and it's tied to, you know, a very very storied
32:09
era in the franchise. But it seems like this is
32:11
this kind of like this is one of those other
32:14
things where basketball is starting to look a lot like
32:16
European sports that are all like hyper sponsored. Like you know,
32:20
I remember when the sponsor is going on the jersey.
32:23
I was like, what the who have we become? Still?
32:29
And I'm used to it what I buy, Like now
32:31
every Laker jersey I buy, I never I hate having
32:34
a sponsor on it because I just don't like the
32:36
idea of it. But like in Europe, like in soccer, dude,
32:39
they're the sponsors are all over the uniforms. You can't
32:42
escape it. Damn near every place that used to have
32:45
like a storied name is now called like the Eti
32:47
Hod Airlines Arena or other things. So naming rights have
32:52
just kind of become a thing that I'm less tied to.
32:55
But yeah, overall, I'm just like, yeah, crypto, dot com
32:59
or just sounds. I mean, it's a bad I think
33:03
that's the Yeah, A good shortening would be calling it
33:06
the crypt if that was like, well, yeah, where the
33:10
Lakers went to die, right, that would be like like
33:14
if if the Lakers were just the teams, Yeah that
33:19
from the crypto that was that would that would be
33:22
I mean, look, here's here's the thing to one also,
33:26
you know, can be called the crypt for you know,
33:29
gang activity, So it'll be it'll be it. It actually
33:32
might start working in that light because the crypt is dope.
33:35
And I was thinking about this earlier today. In twenty
33:39
years or I doubt it last the whole twenty years,
33:43
Maybe it will. Who knows. When they're changing the name
33:45
again to like the toe nail ringular or something, people
33:49
don't be mad, Like you change the name of the
33:51
crypt do, motherfucker, Like, they don't be mad. I also
33:55
think they're going to drop the dot com at some point,
33:58
Like they're gonna drop that probably within the next five years.
34:02
Once they don't need the dot com recognition, like they'll
34:05
drop in and just call it the Crypto arena or
34:07
something like yeah, yeah, I agree with you, except yeah,
34:13
I wonder if I wonder if it will be a
34:15
thing that we will collectively. I don't know, it's hard.
34:18
I feel like the only thing that has that kind
34:20
of energy is Facebook, where people like, I've never heard
34:22
of meta nice try that's it's Facebook. Nice. Dry With this,
34:27
I feel like there's just you know, I don't know
34:29
if there's enough people to be so outraged by it.
34:32
But the one thing that I think they keeping the
34:34
back of my head is like, for example, L A
34:36
f C, the MLS team, they built a new arena
34:39
called the Bank of California Stadium and Bank of California
34:42
that was supposed to be like a fifteen year deal.
34:44
They ended that ship early because they're like, actually teens
34:48
a lot. So maybe things didn't quite go the way
34:52
we thought. So you know, things might be temporary or
34:55
who knows, maybe we'll be we'll be buying little Legos
35:00
the crypto dot Com arena to build on Christmas. Maybe ye. Also,
35:04
it's also fair to recognize that Staples is not just
35:08
a basketball arena, so it is an entertainment arena like
35:13
a lot of live events like most of us, but
35:15
like the Staples have been I mean, like the Grammys
35:18
are there and like so the Staples have been known
35:21
to hold huge events, which is why I think like
35:25
it is more than just like people are upset because
35:28
they're changing the name of a basketball arena. It's becomes
35:31
anonymous with like pretty big events like them were there
35:34
for what like ten years or some ship like people
35:37
met their wives and husbands and whatever. Probably Staples. Yeah,
35:43
Michael Jackson's funeral was at the Staples. Like remember that's it,
35:49
his like big public memorial is at the Staples. In
35:52
it like everyone it's crazy, Yeah, everyone's Yeah, Kobe's was too. Yeah,
35:57
but I made it in the l a funeral home, right, Nipsy,
36:03
you know you gotta be it takes a certain level
36:06
if we're gonna do it at Staples or at Crypto.
36:09
I can already see the headlines. Man, if this team,
36:11
I mean, it would be funny if this season it
36:13
was named that, and like the Lakers just completely imploded
36:15
in the postseason, it would be called fails from the Crypto. Yeah,
36:20
and I'm writing the headlines right now. It's changing on
36:23
Christmas Day. On the Christmas Day, yeah, it's going to
36:26
be oh shit, yeah, the opportunity well hey yeah, the
36:32
athletic ESPN hired me for some great pun based the headline. Alright,
36:38
let's talk Chris Christie real quick. He's trying to put
36:41
some Chris Christie out there into the world, just get
36:43
get his name bubbling a little bit. And you know,
36:46
he he don't forget about all that Trump ship he was.
36:50
You know, he's a good guy. Yeah, he was there,
36:53
but he wasn't doing ship. Yeah. And you know, he's
36:56
got a book out, which means I'm running for president, right,
37:00
and so he's been going on all kinds of media
37:02
tours just to just to talk about his book, you know,
37:04
his whole books about how he will save the Republican Party,
37:08
and like, you know, he's trying to differentiate himself from
37:11
all the ship that he was doing. Like there's been
37:13
all these excerpts now where he's saying, like I was
37:15
desperately trying to get a hold of Trump on January
37:18
six to get him to reverse course, or now saying
37:20
things like Trump's rhetoric around the election live was just
37:24
was so dangerous, y'all, Like I can't believe or letting
37:27
this guy cook and I can't believe I got COVID
37:30
from him when I was helping him train for the debates.
37:33
But that's a whole other story because I'm not that
37:35
guy anymore. So he went on to Nicole Wallace's show,
37:39
who was you know, it was a former Republican big
37:42
wig and now it's like, you know, MSNBC sort of
37:45
like token conservative. Was like, I can't believe where this
37:48
this party I used to supports come to. I can't
37:50
believe it. And she, you know, just had some some
37:54
questions for him, because Chris Christie, as we've all seen,
37:57
is a love He's an epic both side deserved because
38:00
he's one of these conservatives who wants to appeal to
38:03
the MAGA base but also knows he can't fully embrace
38:05
it because then that will put off a lot of
38:07
like on the fence, independent slash conservative voters, And in
38:12
this case, Nicole Wallace knows about his habit of doing
38:15
that and just went straight for it in the beginning,
38:17
just asking things like where do you stand on the
38:20
threat of white supremacy since you're let's let's hear that
38:23
out of your mouth, and slipping already on January six,
38:28
But we saw it in places like Portland and Seattle,
38:31
New York, Chicago, Philadelphia and other places. I know, I
38:36
just want to be clear about what he's testified to,
38:38
and I take it if you don't agree with them.
38:40
We don't agree with him, but we testified to right.
38:42
And I believe the quote is it is the greatest
38:44
threat to the homeland. And within that bucket that, by
38:46
far the largest group is white supremacy. So white supremacists
38:54
did not threaten Portland and New York. What what do
38:56
you are you staying expanding? Christ do you do you
39:00
agree or not that white supremacists inspired domestic violent extremism
39:04
is the greatest threat to the homeland. I don't know that.
39:06
I agree it's the greatest threat, is what I'm saying
39:08
to you. Okay, So look his whole thing he goes.
39:13
I was like, well, you know, I'm not saying it's
39:15
he tries to do this thing where he's like saying
39:17
I acknowledge that they're saying that, but I don't know
39:19
if it's the greatest step because then if you say that,
39:21
then that would take attention away from other mini threats,
39:24
and then I don't have to have three percenters mad
39:26
at me because I said unequivocally that they're bad. You
39:29
see what I'm saying I'm doing here in Nicole Nick
39:31
goes on and she's just sort of like, oh, okay, dude. Sure.
39:35
Then she's like, Okay, look, let's talk about this other
39:37
party book. You're talking about saving the Republican Party and
39:40
you're talking about conspiracies and ship but you don't talk
39:43
about Fox News. I make that makes sense for us,
39:46
Chris Christie. You take on the media, and I'm in
39:48
the media, So I read that section carefully. But you know,
39:52
the book is called It's about conspiracies and lies, and
39:55
you really don't take on Fox News? Why not? Look
39:59
because the book with pechoc because because the book, no,
40:02
I I don't watch it, but the book you aware
40:04
of what he does not really, I don't pay a
40:06
lot of attention to it. With truth deniers conspiracy theorists
40:10
on the cover, and you attack CNN and The New
40:13
York Times and MSNBC and not but excuse me, I
40:15
don't attack them as conspiracy theorists or truth deniers. I
40:19
talk about bias to the country and then conspiracy theorists. No,
40:25
But that's the third section of the book where I
40:27
talked about the movement forward. In the center portion of
40:30
the book, we talk about the conspiracy theories and the
40:33
truth denying that went on with things like Q and
40:36
on Pizza Gate, the election situation, John Bird's Society, and
40:41
that's what I talk about. There's two sections of the book,
40:44
and I'm sure accidentally you're conflating them. I'm not conflating them,
40:47
but I don't think. I don't think it's an intellectually
40:49
honest case to make against conspiracy theories without taking on
40:52
Fox News. Well I could listen, then you can write
40:54
that in your book. Well yeah, he's like to write
41:00
a book, right, And then she's like, well, asshole, I'm
41:02
not the one writing a book about how I'm gonna
41:04
save the Republican Party, So why don't you come off
41:07
of that nonsense, just just straight up And he's and
41:10
then he goes on to be like, I don't really
41:12
have never heard of crom So you're like, so is wild?
41:19
You know? How Like if you let's use basketball again.
41:22
That's an example. If you're a basketball player, you're in
41:25
the NBA, right, would you say, oh, man, no, man,
41:31
I don't know who the ringer is. I don't know
41:33
who NBA and I don't know Yes the fuck you do, bro,
41:38
like you're in like you can't use the excuse you
41:42
don't know who this is. You don't watch it, you
41:45
don't really watch Fox News when you're in the medium,
41:49
Like even Bernie Sanders say like, yeah, man, fox News
41:53
be tripping. I'll be catching it sometimes like come home
41:57
and like it's it's the thing that pisces me off
41:59
about Republicans, liberals, too white people. Is the bold face
42:10
un nonsensical lies that you tell. Like you're just telling
42:16
a nonsensical lie. Chris, chrisy you don't know Fox News.
42:20
You don't watch Fox News. Chris Carson is Chris Come on,
42:25
Actually you don't watch You don't know who he is.
42:28
You don't know what he's talking about, Like, get the
42:29
funk out here, Like, get the funk out of here.
42:31
Come on, man, you writing about the like hip hop
42:34
in New York in the nineties and you don't know
42:36
who gang Star is. You're like, then you're not qualified
42:39
to write about this that Like you can't say you're
42:41
qualified to do ship if you're like, oh that I
42:43
don't really know about that. You're like, well, then you've
42:45
missed a huge piece of this puzzle, sir. But here's
42:48
here's the thing. Here's the thing, Miles. I agree with you,
42:52
but I taking a step further. It's not even gang
42:54
star is you're writing a book about hip hop from
42:58
the nineties and you're talking about I don't know who
42:59
Big Smalls is, unfortunately the biggest cable news program in America.
43:09
Jam right. Yeah, It's like it's like, get the funk
43:14
out of here, Like it's insane, it's insane, not familiar.
43:17
I don't listen. I don't listen. It's it's interesting. This
43:21
is gonna be something that we get to continue to
43:23
watch as Republicans like kind of try to tiptoe their
43:26
way up to, you know, being the other choice in
43:30
the you know, nomination for the Republican nominee and like
43:35
just how careful they have to be in laying out
43:39
the case in a way that is like I'm actually
43:42
the good guy, like draws some you know contrast with Trump,
43:46
while at the same time, you know, not pissing off
43:49
all of the people who vote for Trump. Like yeah,
43:52
it's it's yeah, there's no way to do it. But
43:55
it's fun to watch because at a certain point the
43:58
rubber has to meet the road and you're gonna have
44:00
to go toe to toe with him, whether that's in
44:02
a primary or whatever is seeking the nomination. There's gonna
44:05
be a point where I say, now I'm against you,
44:08
So now what you can't be like, no, shout out
44:11
to the big homie across from the Davis from me,
44:14
Donald Trump, you know who I think would be an
44:15
excellent candidate. And then it's gonna be like this guy sucks.
44:18
He's a creepy stinks. And then he's like, please, dude,
44:22
I said all the nice stuff, but I just want
44:24
to say this. Nicole Wallace though she she fucking hit
44:27
him with one last job when they threw the break,
44:29
because she again to your point about being like, oh, yeah,
44:32
you gotta appeal to Trump too. I don't know how
44:35
you're gonna do that. She just says this. This is
44:37
her little line to segue into a commercial break. We're
44:41
stick around come back. When I asked the governor how
44:44
it feels to potentially into twenty four depending on how
44:48
things shake out, support seller almost killed him on that later.
45:01
Somebody who tried to kill you there's no way he
45:05
stayed through the commercial break right. I'm sure, yo, yo,
45:16
you're there, because what was it? Was it the Amy
45:19
Coney Barrett party where you got sick where everybody was
45:21
on masks yucking it up? Or was it the debate
45:24
prep where you were helping him with him the whole
45:26
time because a lot of people are like, right and
45:28
he y'all got COVID together. The one thing he did
45:31
get from Trump, that's is funny, man, Yo, I you
45:35
know what, but ge, she deserves a hand clap. She
45:39
deserves a hand clap. Everybody give her. Give her a
45:42
clap site gang just right now and clap for yeah,
45:47
even if you're driving, hands off the wheel, even if
45:49
you drive to stop and clap from the while is
45:52
right now. She deserves it the one time, the one time. Yeah.
45:55
I can't beat that as a way to throw the break.
45:58
So we're just going to throw the break. We'll be
46:00
right back and we're backed, and let's see. Marjorie Taylor
46:14
Green has just been eating mask fines like they're I
46:19
don't know what what does Marjorie Taylor Green. I feel
46:22
like she's it's a heavy protein diet based on watching
46:25
her she probably eats like cliff bars that she like
46:28
dusts and protein dusty, but like she'll lick a protein
46:32
bar and then like salt bays some protein like weight
46:35
protein on it and then that, yeah, that feels like
46:38
what it is. So she's the house's most outspoken anti
46:41
BAX or posting videos of her workouts to demonstrate her
46:45
physical fitness, or not knowing what a hip of violation is. She's,
46:51
you know, just always disregarding health and safety, and like
46:55
one of the ways she's doing that is just not
46:58
giving a funk about paying an anti mask her mask.
47:02
She okay, So if you remember after January six when
47:06
a lot of members got COVID because they were in
47:08
close spaces together and they were begging people to wear
47:11
masks're like, fun this, we're not working around anymore. It's
47:13
a fine. You sunk around the first time, it's five hundred,
47:16
you want to go again, it's hundred for your second offense,
47:20
and then everyone there after, So it's not it's not cheap.
47:23
But she's recently, like you know, she's also goes back
47:26
and forth between this ship where she's like, don't ask
47:29
me my vaccinations status. It's a hipo violation to then
47:32
saying literally this as a quote out loud quote, I'm
47:35
not vaccinated either, and I won't be getting vaccinated, and
47:39
that's my own personal choice. I support people that want
47:42
the vaccine. If anybody wanted one, I would drive them
47:45
to go get one, because I support people's freedom to
47:47
make their own decisions. No, you don't, and you've said
47:49
a bunch of stuff that would make it seem like
47:51
you were a fool to get a vaccination. The workout thing,
47:54
she was claiming that like by being in shape, she
47:56
doesn't need to get the vaccine, doesn't need it because
47:58
I'm fucking ripped, I'm equipped, and the and and the
48:02
immune system is lit. And so this is her sort
48:05
of whole energy out there with just trying to under
48:08
underscore the fact that it's not necessary, don't need it.
48:11
No thanks. Well, she just was asked recently, like, yo,
48:14
what's up without these fines? Like they're not cheap. She
48:16
told a report to her, She's like, yeah, I'm up
48:18
to sixty three thousand. Now that's okay. Just so you know,
48:22
remember of the House makes a d seventy four thousand
48:25
a year, so she's over a third. She's just kissed
48:27
a third of her paycheck goodbye. And before you ask,
48:30
the answer is yes, that ship comes straight out the paycheck.
48:35
That's not a thing where you get hit with a
48:36
bill and you can just you know, take it send
48:38
it to you know, collections. They take it directly out
48:41
of your paycheck. So that's money gone. But I'm sure
48:46
you know I've been part of her. Would be like, yeah,
48:49
I don't give a fun go ahead. Yeah, I'm looking
48:52
at your credit I'm looking at your credit report, Marjorie,
48:54
and I see uh. I said, you got the US
48:56
Congress on your and your collections. She's like, but I
49:05
mean that's where I'm like, I'm sure she has some
49:07
cool dark money ways that are totally above boards, that
49:10
are helping offset that phone could be the loudest person
49:13
just making a stand for stupidity. Here's the thing too, man,
49:19
I don't know where y'all from, but where I'm from,
49:22
we don't respect niggas who lose money. We don't like
49:26
you know what I'm saying, Like, you know, like what
49:29
do you sucking up your money? Bro? You like for
49:31
what for what? Like you know, like even Kyrie, like
49:36
for what, dude? For what? Like for belief but believe
49:41
in getting this paper. But like what the fund is wrong?
49:43
You like, and I know, like there's some progressives out there.
49:46
Shouldn't be all about money. Get the funk out of here,
49:48
Like we don't respect us. Fucking up our money, you know,
49:54
a crime in certain cultures, up your money, sucking up.
49:59
If someone says you sucking up my money, I would
50:01
start running because, yeah, and here's the thing that has
50:06
never been just a black and a white thing, or
50:09
or rich or report thing, like everybody universally accepted. We
50:13
don't funk up our money. That's been like a universally
50:17
accepted thing, and like they're not. And we've gotten to
50:22
a place now where people are so into there. It's
50:28
not even a belief system. That's the thing that's crazy.
50:31
If it was a true belief system, then fine, I
50:36
may not believe, I may not agree with your belief system.
50:39
I may think is rooted in a whole bunch of
50:42
problematic things. But a true belief system whatever. This is
50:48
out of spite, This is out of politics, This is
50:51
out of just I want to be on the opposing
50:55
side of you and you sucking up your money for that,
51:00
for that, that's what I'm saying. But I think that's
51:05
where those dynamics aren't at play, right, because if let's
51:08
say she wasn't, she's really going to be like, I
51:10
don't really need that page. Like and I mean, I
51:11
know she's wealthy. Daddy has a lot of money, and
51:13
that's she comes from generation has a generational wealth to
51:16
fall back on. But yeah, that's where like, that's why
51:19
I believe her calculus is a little bit different, because
51:22
there is on on some level, it's probably very lucrative
51:26
for her to continue this because that is in service of,
51:29
you know, another of a donor's agenda or just generally
51:35
like the party, the cultural tone of the Republican which
51:39
is like, yeah, yeah, that's that's great. We'll figure out
51:41
ways to get you when you'll be okay, we'll make
51:43
more money in fact by taking you know. Yeah, but
51:46
you have some a this point that laws that are
51:48
enforced with funds are laws that don't apply to rich people,
51:52
Like yeah, right, I know, I mean that's yeah, I
51:56
get that. Is it just something in my soul when
52:00
I hear somebody willingly walking through a door and being like, well,
52:04
just lost dollars today, Like that just hurts and maybe
52:08
it's maybe it's the poor black man in me, you know,
52:11
the the old poor Chicago in me. But because you know,
52:15
Nigga's out here making money now, so you know I
52:18
can afford to lose like two hundred dollars. You know
52:20
what I'm saying now right, I'm still clush my clush,
52:27
my visible pearls saying that man like two hundred dollars
52:30
and I ain't getting them for it. In the back
52:32
of your mind. Let's be real, I think it'll ever
52:36
feel good to throw away two D. It's wild. It's wild,
52:39
but she's she's wild. But that's what have you seen
52:42
her do? Pull ups? That's what that is? The definition
52:45
like whipping her like lowered body, woody body whips to
52:50
get your to get your chin above the bar. Short.
52:53
All right, we'll talk about Ridley Scott's interview on yesterday's Trending,
52:58
so go check that out. But I do have to
53:01
follow through on the flight attendant reveal because you know, people,
53:06
I tease it up top and just like a local
53:09
news tease. It's wildly unsatisfying. But what we learned in
53:15
this one tone as a passenger hitting up a flight attendant.
53:18
Oh so yeah, somebody said, like call attendant button on
53:22
their seat exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah means one flight attendant
53:27
is signaling another or that the flight deck is trying
53:31
to reach them. And then three tones means an emergency.
53:38
That's the one you don't want to hear. That's okay, damn.
53:43
Three tones usually is good too. Man. On that game shows,
53:46
you get three tones that means you want yeah, yeah, yahn,
53:50
I you know what. I love this. I love this,
53:54
and I also hate this too, because you know, my
53:57
anxiety will be like, what's that three tones? I know, yeah,
54:00
but you know it was that three tones like that.
54:02
I can see myself doing that if I was like
54:04
in my feelings on the flight one day, which I'm
54:06
not scared to fly at all, but every once in
54:09
a while I'll be in the air, and every once
54:12
in a while this is rare, but I'll be in
54:14
the air and I'll be like, if this plane went down,
54:19
we did, and that's like a good ten minutes of
54:23
anticipation of death like that that sounds. I'll look around
54:28
the cabin and I'll start hearing mad World plane and
54:35
I'm just like looking at the other passengers and I'm like,
54:37
this is the memorial video when this should go down. Look,
54:39
there was that little family right there, right, yeah, this shirt.
54:44
Have you heard too that flight attendants have their own
54:48
secret code that they like when when you're walking on
54:51
a plane and they're greeting you, or or you're leaving
54:54
and they're greeting you, like if they like compliment you
54:56
or something. It's not just to compliment. That's them telling
55:00
other flight intenders around them that this in case of emergency,
55:04
this person looks like they can help us or something
55:06
like that. Have you ever heard that? Yeah, Like it
55:10
was like, yeah, they had likes right this way. Thank
55:16
you you're being really kind, Thank you so much, just
55:19
patting me on the back, rubbing my shoulders A yeah, yeah, right,
55:25
how you doing you look you are real happy today. No,
55:30
actually sit actually for nine hours a day straight. I'm
55:34
more like human veal. If anything, What do you think
55:37
it means? When they get on they say NERD alert
55:40
to each other. That love That means that means that
55:44
if they need some like if somebody passed after they
55:46
need some science tips. You know what I'm saying. They
55:49
need somebody like yo, who know the periodic table on
55:51
here quick, the planes going down to care out of table.
55:57
How many valance electrons does uranium? Right? So you a hero,
56:05
your hero, Okay, gonna come right to thirty three B
56:08
and come grab you because we know Jackson. We know
56:10
jack only sit in the back of the plane. You
56:12
know what I'm saying, Come next to the broom, right
56:16
next to Yeah, like protons electron. There was there was
56:24
an article. This was a few years ago. First of all,
56:27
let me just precursor this by saying, I was sue
56:30
the funk out of Southwest if this ever happened on
56:33
the plane with me. But there was an article it's
56:38
funny too, or the pilot accidentally hit that we're going
56:41
down but said that over the fucking loudspeakers, prepare for crash.
56:48
Yeah yeah, he accidentally hit it or some ship and
56:52
people lost their fucking minds, bro because there was like
56:56
a smooth flight or like it wasn't like turbulence and
57:00
want to make a message. I mean I guess, so
57:04
I guess it was. I would think that that wouldn't
57:06
be m We're going down down baby, like oh what
57:11
fun really? Hell? Yeah, man, look if Nelly played on
57:16
my way down that I would be like, you know what,
57:18
this is life well lived. And then you're like, oh,
57:20
I know this is going down. If they're playing now,
57:22
if you're hearing this, it's too late, right, Oh they
57:26
only got black music for going down. Oh yeah, we
57:29
fucked well. Jackies as always just a true pleasure to
57:35
have you on the dailies, Like guys, where can people
57:38
find you and follow you? Oh? Man, you know what,
57:41
you can find me. You can find me in nice
57:44
s t r E T s is Baby and that
57:48
Jackies Neo. I've given up on trying to get to
57:50
ten thousand because niggas don't be coming through, even with
57:53
the promise of meat no no, no meat No. Nobody
57:55
want to see no dick don't. Nobody want to have
57:57
no podcast, No, nobody want to see no titties. I
58:00
don't Nobody won't see me happy. You know what I'm saying.
58:03
It's just I get it though, I get it. You
58:05
know what I'm saying. It's a proposition. We all live
58:07
in life. You know, it's been a hard year and
58:08
a half. We need to take care of ourselves first,
58:10
so you know, take care of yourself. I appreciate that
58:14
that people are doing that but at Jack houstonil on
58:17
all the social media's I got some ship coming down
58:19
the pipe. It's been a it's been a great booking
58:21
week for me this week. So give me some good energy,
58:25
Give me some good energy, because uh, you know, we
58:28
can have some we can have some recurring television appearance
58:32
that's coming up if if the energy plays well, So, yeah,
58:36
that's awesome. Oh and go bowls. Is there a tweet
58:41
or some of the work of social media you've been enjoying. Oh,
58:46
one another one of those that I'd be forgetting. Let's see.
58:49
Let's see. First one is uh from at Underscore Underscore
58:55
profanity and oh is a zero instead of an oh,
58:59
And and she says, Jesus take the bill. I got
59:04
the wheel. Yeah. I was like, that's that's funny. I
59:09
got the motherfucking whill. I don't need help with the
59:12
will help with bills? Maybe? I love that. That was
59:15
very funny. And then another one from at Chick's Rule.
59:19
There's a picture which I'm guessing is on a train
59:22
in another country. I think this is the UK, and
59:25
right under it, right under the logo is says conservatives.
59:30
But the logo is about homelessness and its states their
59:35
action plan, which is we plan to cut all homeless
59:39
people in half by uh is the picture? And then
59:43
and then Chick's rule was like, oh god, please don't.
59:48
I thought that was funny. Uh So yeah, those are
59:51
Those are two two tweets that had me capting over
59:54
the past twenty four Where can people find you? What's
59:56
the tweet you've been enjoying? Yeah, you can find me
59:59
on Twitter and Insta. Graham at Miles of Gray and
1:00:03
also love the show for twenty day Fiance stopped by
1:00:05
I Feel like ninety day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra good One.
1:00:08
Some tweets out like. First one is from at New
1:00:11
York Jeffrey tweeted, I'm the type of guy who hides
1:00:14
a zombie bite like that glimpse into his psyche. Another
1:00:20
one is it from at Flirt Cobain Naomi tweeting porn
1:00:23
is nuts, straight girls like lesbian porn, lesbians like gay men,
1:00:27
gay men like straight guys, and straight men like their
1:00:30
own families. Very interesting observation of trends. And then lastly,
1:00:35
this one is from at Big Fat Moose Plussy. I'm
1:00:40
guessing that you was missing, but that's the display name
1:00:44
tweeted imagining dating spider Man and he doesn't even tell you,
1:00:48
like you just have to find out on your own
1:00:50
because one night you go to bed in the next
1:00:52
day green goblin in the corner of your ceiling, like
1:00:54
it's over for you. That was funny. That was the
1:01:00
funny one. Alright, let's see Sydney battle. Keep it with
1:01:03
the Marvel thing. The Marvel movies need to go back
1:01:06
to having manageable problems like insane. Vampires are weird. Scientists
1:01:10
are like one bad dude with a bunch of aliens.
1:01:12
Everybody can't be ripping a hole in the universe. That's
1:01:15
too much. I agree with that ship, and then I said,
1:01:18
I just agree with that ship, not disagree. And Jackie
1:01:22
at Jackie's back, He tweeted polyamorous person at a restaurant?
1:01:26
Do you have any appetizers for polyamorous people? You can
1:01:31
find me on Twitter at jack Underscore Brian. You can
1:01:34
find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. Were at the
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1:01:43
we post our episodes and our footnotes. But no, there
1:01:49
you go we link off to the information that we
1:01:51
talked about in today's episode, as well as a song
1:01:54
that we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song are
1:01:57
we sending people to go check out? We are sending
1:01:59
people to go enjoy this track from the group Michelle.
1:02:03
Michelle is like a band from New York, super quirky,
1:02:07
diverse group, and they kind of every member sort of
1:02:10
has their own style, so they collaborate in this way
1:02:12
or like other members will kind of take the lead
1:02:14
and the you know, the genre might change based on
1:02:17
the songs that they're making. Uh, this is a track
1:02:19
called Mess You Made, and it kind of sounds like
1:02:22
those throwback like R and B tracks from the nineties
1:02:25
that were kind of like a nod to like motown,
1:02:27
but you know, like when you know, like when Mary J.
1:02:29
Blige is doing that stuff and it felt like a
1:02:31
non to a bygone eerra. Well, this feels like a
1:02:33
nod from the two thousand twenties to the nineties, nodding
1:02:37
too the sixties. And it's just a great track. The
1:02:41
vocals are fantastic and you know, I just love hearing
1:02:44
people playing instruments. So this is Michelle with Mess You've Made. Well,
1:02:48
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