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Speaker 1
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two oh eight,
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episode four of production of I Heart Radio. Somebody hit
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me on Twitter and said, it sounds like you're saying
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dir daily Zeitgeist at the beginning of the show. Every
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time I was like, huh, are you sure you're listening?
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Man was listening up a little closer. This is a
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podcast where you take a deep dive into American share consciousness.
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And it's Thursday October, which of course means it is
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Natal Internal Medicine Day. National. Oh, I thought, come on, man, yo,
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natal natal? I mean when when you when most of
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your interactions with the medical industrial complex, it revolved around babies.
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That's what That's how I'm gonna read that ship. Okay,
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that makes sense. No national Sorry, natal and internal medicine.
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I was like, wow, specific and depressing, but yeah, esational
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internal medicine. Of course, it is Natural First Responders Day.
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And I feel like this one happens maybe once a week,
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but it's National Chocolate Day. My name is Jack O'Brien
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a K. Jarko Brucker's ERG. Got that from the what
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your name would be if your name was Mark Zuckerberg
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name generator? Yeah, I have that. No, I just made
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that up. Can Zuckerberg, I fire your name if you're
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if you're interested. Uh, I'm thrilled to be joined as
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always by my co host, Mr Miles Gray, Markles grux Zanberg.
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Thank you so much. It's Miles Gray. A k A.
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Springles are real crunchy, Gonna eat them with some res' is.
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Fringles are real crunchy, Gonna eat them with some reese
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Is for those reasons in my bag. Backing candies makes
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me gad, but a Starburst makes me frown though my
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teeth start to deck pringles and races every day. I
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hope that my friend will wanna. Okay, shout out to
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Jill of All Trays on Discord for that wonderful President
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of the United States of America. Peaches inspired a k A.
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I was beautiful. Yeah. I love that song so yeah.
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I love it when people hit me with that. I mean,
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if I was gonna offer a light critique, I would
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say that of the potato chips, I feel like pringles
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are the last one I would kind of pair because
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pringles turn into just like a soft potato meal once
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they're inside your mouth. But you know, nobody fucking asked
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me it feels like a like it's not it's like
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a like the communion away for sexy cousin. Yeah, Ringles. Yeah,
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like that is definitely made from like a blended light
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blurry because when you take Eucharis, you know, you accept
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the body of Christ. That light and airy, you know,
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and that quarter reminds Pringle, which is no seasoning on it. Yeah,
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that's how they That's how they came up with it.
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I think it says that in the Bible, right, It's
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like Charis must be once you pop, you cannot stop.
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Comes to the BOC as they call it, the Big Christ. Yeah.
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But I think Pringle's got hit because they don't have
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much potato in them. It's a lot of star flower
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other uh file into the ingredient category of other Well Miles.
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We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
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by one of the hottest young stand up comedians and
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margarita afficionados in the nation. He's at the top of
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both lists. You've seen him on Cone and Last Comics Standing,
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Bill Burr's Comedy Central stand up show The Ringers, and
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he filmed his first Comedy Central special in one. You
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may also know him as the winner of the title
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of wittiest in the Franklin County High Schools two thousand
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nine yearbook. Please Welcome the Brilliant, the talentick kit Libs
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sign out. Oh man, that intro. I it sounds like
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it's gonna be somebody better than me. It's just all
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and we started off with some religious talk because don't
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you have religious background. Oh yeah, my dad's a preacher. Preacher, Yeah,
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that's right, quite literally, boy, that song was not accurate.
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Up a big game for sixty years. They're like, oh,
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I heard about the sons of preachers. You're like not.
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Oh boy, I don't know if I can said tenderly?
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Is the reality is? Yeah, it's a lot of He's
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just like a real giving, tender lover. Is that the
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son of the preacher man? And that I mean, we're
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probably not even a lover, you know what I mean.
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It's just like we're all we're all nice, but it's
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like it's not We're the guys you date in the
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first half of a romantic comedy before you meet the
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real guy that you need. Yeah. Yeah, the who is it? Who?
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Meg Ryan? Really? Fox Over? And Sleepless in Seattle? Is it?
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It's one of the Bills. I think Pullman maybe, yeah,
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Bill Pullman, Great Kenears, that's that's our that's that's who
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it is. Great. You don't end up with the son
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of a preacher, man, you. I always felt bad for
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that dude, Like all he did was like have gee
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and like he's really nice and also like the kindest
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person ever. When she was like, hey, so I'm kind
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of in love with this guy who's not you, who
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have never met, but I gotta go see and he's
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like do it. Yeah, absolutely, see what a good guy.
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What a good guy? Yeah? Why why don't people go
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after that guy? Yeah? Exactly. You're Caleb Signings of the
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of the World. You know. Yeah, we're out here. You know,
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we don't really have many skills, and but we're nice. Yeah,
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we're nice, and we have a lot of guilt. So
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come on, come on by, come on by. Enough guilt
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for a three of us. I was just gonna say
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the thing, like I always heard about Catholic guilt and
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I was like that, like they're acting like, oh, we're
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the guiltiest, and I'm like, come on, man, I'm from
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the South to alright, I got Southern guilt. I got
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all of it right, Yeah, Catholics just there. They love drama.
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They want to be you know, persecuted, so they Yeah,
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I've had it with Catholics, am I right? Thank you?
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First we first we make fun of the BOC and
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then we uh then I talked about Catholics taking shots
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at the papal c what's up? All right? Well, Caleb
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or carbal Mack psychanserb. We are going to get to
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know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
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we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the things, uh,
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that we're talking about that we're going to talk about
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the hype dream, the ultimate pipe dream of America, the
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taxing of the rich, free guns for dogs that is
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actually way more accurate. We're gonna talk about Facebook, and
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dear Leader, if we have time, we're going to talk
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about fox Weather just launched everyone, Uh yeah, and uh
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it's it's interesting. It fits nicely into their portfolio because
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Fox News ignores and exacerbates climate change, which leads to
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horrifying storms, which then they get to cover on Fox Weather,
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which you know, it's a money making machine. So we'll
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talk about that vision, all of that plenty more. But first, Caleb,
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we do like to ask our guests, what is something
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from your search history that is revealing about who you are?
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A friend? Oh? Oh, it's so so horrific because I
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always forget about a question and so I looked back
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through it and then I'm like, okay, can't say that.
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One can't say just it's all very embarrassing, like can
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I microwave an egg? Like dumb dumb stuff where you're like, oh,
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this is revealing to him. One of them was Dennis
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Praeger Young, and I was like, this is no. It
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was like because he got COVID and he looked like ship.
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And I was like, did he always look like Ship?
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So I like I wanted to see him, but I'm
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just like, this is how I'm spending my time. Yeah,
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a lot of them were just me to see what
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was online about me. So yeah, it's just a horrible,
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horrible search history. It's very, very embarrassing. Was Dennis Prager
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a snack speaking of microwaves egg? I mean like a
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microwave egg. I mean he looks the same he looks
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to say. I just Temple of Doom shirtless was on there.
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I just for some reason I can't remember, probably at
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a bar and I was like, oh, no, one was
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Hotter and Harrison Board in the eighties and they're like, oh,
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Ryan Gosling. And then it was just like no, I
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don't know why I was in a fight that I
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had to prove who had the best the best argument
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was their argument Ryan Gosling in the eighties, because well, yeah,
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well that's why we googled Dennis Prager Young after cleanse
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that timeline. Yeah, what is something you think is overrated work?
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That was a no brainer. I there's a lot of
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For some reason, my algorithm got a bunch of this
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hard work posts where it's like it'll be a picture
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of of Jeff Bezos like pointing at the camera and
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it's like work hard, do push ups, start a business,
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turn off your phone, read a book, build a house,
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fuck you. And it was just like like like did
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you wake up boor today? Bitch? And I'm like, no,
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I hate work I've done. I'm glad more people realizing
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it's a waste of your life and get out of
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here with all that workship none. Yeah. Yeah, So that
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that sub right is popping the hate work subrate the
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anti work one. Yeah. I mean, because I think as
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more people become so disillusioned with, you know, like the
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just vile reality of like living in capitalism. It's like
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you really do, like, wait, why the fuck what's the
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work for? In horrible? The first day I had, Yeah,
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it's so, it's so sad. I can't I remember literally,
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I was fifteen the first day I like worked somewhere.
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I think I was just about to turn six, and
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whatever the law was, I was that day at midnight.
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But my parents were like, get to work, and I worked. Yeah,
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come on, it's not illegal anymore. So I went to
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work at this grocery store and it was it was
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like I had an hour left in my shift and
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I went to the bathroom and I just like looked
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out the window at the moon, like this just can't
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be what life is? Work? Oh, Like I was so sad. Yeah,
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yeah I can't do it. Yeah, no more work. Yeah,
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fun work did it's all right? Off the mics, dude, Yeah,
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let's get out of here. Well, I mean, so well
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this doesn't work, this is fun. Yeah, I mean that's
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that's the blessing. Man. I got to see this guy
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every day, you know, well, fucking can't believe this ship.
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This guy says you have to cut out the show
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any what you're saying, Yeah, we love me. Here know
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anything you can do over zoom. I don't consider when
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I think of work, I think of stacking stuff, picking
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something up that's heavy. Oh yeah, trust me. I constantly
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in my mind, I'm like, I'm like thinking of what
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my ancestors on both my Japanese and Black sides think
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of me being a podcaster, and I'm like, they're laughing
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their asses off. They're laughing, And then my therapist is like,
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don't you think that they would also be like relieved
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that you don't have to engage in the labor they
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had to, like that's part of their hope for their
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future generation. I'm like, yeah, maybe, but like I still
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hear my grandfather. They don't like me. No, they think
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I'm stupid. They're mad at me. They're mad. But your
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grandchildren are gonna be like talking you up like crazy,
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like like, oh, he came to this country with eight
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thousand dollars in his Patreon in a dream, and he
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had him and his co hosts. You know, they were
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doing ad reads before you could, man, it's gonna be
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and they were improvising ad reads when they used to
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be Verbatim reads, it's great, anyway, we should mercy kill
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grandpa before the climate war start that I was talking
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about telling my friends, like about to become a father.
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I'm like they were just thinking like how they might
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have to put us out of, like put us to
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pasture to survive, like just comes to show for like
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sixty years. Yeah, I'll be in the pasture. I don't
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want to be doing enough. I'll be like, look me
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and that pasture. Baby, I'm gonna go with the other.
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Grandpa's up to the mountain's gonna watch old YouTube clips
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till we die. It would be fine if you need me,
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I'll be out behind the barn with a gun in
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my mouth, just waiting for you guys to come through,
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just in case you know, it's your call. We gamed
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it out to the point where like, well, what if
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you just had a cyanide capsule and like when you're dentures,
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So then like when that moment came, you could look
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at your kids and be like, I'm doing this for me,
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and then you're like and then they don't have to
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live with having to put their louly grandparents to Honestly,
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that's that's polite. That's what grand parents should do, getting
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that cyanide capsule and your reverse mortgage and side dentures mortgage.
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I do wonder what the what having seen the baby
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boomers growing old as badly and as selfishly as they
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have will do to like future generations of people like
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the elderly. If we're just gonna be like man that sucked, Like,
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just don't right the elderly brand because people like the
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predominating memory is gonna be of boomers, not like the
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silent generation where like some of our grandparents like oh grandpa,
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and then that hatred looks into the elder the truly
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geriatric mouse, and I'm like what I'm I was born
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in the eighties. There's a there's like a counter narrative
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in mental health that like talks about how the like
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people's happiness generally improves with with age, and but like
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we don't attention to that because they like actually get
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you know, they turn into things that like capitalism can't use.
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So we just kind of chunk them off to uh
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rooms where we don't have to look at them. But
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they're happy about that. They're definitely happy. Secret I was
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putting a boom pil out of it, like you figure
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out how to work your brain and ignore the things
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that you need to ignore to be happy. I guess,
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but I do. I do feel like that's definitely not
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coming through with the baby boomer generation as they all
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just like descend into you know, fox poisoned brain territory.
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I know. I just it's not a good time. Like
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what I remember when old people watch Mattlock and mash
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and and like some some don knots thing. You didn't
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know why that was on, And now they're they're mad.
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They just go to sleep mad every night. Like what
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are you doing listening to Mark Levin yell at you
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for five hours this day? Well? I love it. You're like, really,
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are you? So watch something nice? You know? Go to
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the beer? Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? Yea?
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Go to the beach. You can see these socialist teams
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dressed up like god knows what these kids. These kids
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are confused, they don't know what's going on anymore, can't
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go anybody. It's like they they think they they work
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at Congress. They're like, oh, I gotta listen to these
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this bill. Let me read this bill. It's like you're
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you worked your whole life. Why don't you chill out?
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Are you retiring the watch boxes? Well, every other indicator
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has shown me I'm completely out of control. So this
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is the one thing I've tricked myself into thinking I
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can control. Yeah, I wish they would read the fucking bills.
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They instead they just you know, take Tucker Carlson's word
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for it, or dude on Facebook, what is uh? What
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is something you think is underrated? Oh? I've been talking
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about this, um. This is the best discovery I made
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during lockdown was the people always talking about, Oh is
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it is John Lennon better than Paul McCartney, And it's
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the whole thing is a smoke screen. George Harrison has
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been better than all of them this whole time, and
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nobody knows, nobody knew, but yeah he is. He is
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the best by a lot. And check him out. He's
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on Spotify wherever you listen to music. This guy is great.
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We're check him out. The other guys that was dangerously
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close to a like he's a branded content for George Harrison, Like,
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yeah he had that, even the tag wherever he is
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long dead? But check him out. Yeah, the songs that
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he uh that he wrote I Feel Like Something, which
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Frank Sinatra called the greatest love song or the twentieth century.
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While my guitar gently weeps. A lot of great bangers
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and yeah, check him out. Let it be. I don't think.
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I don't know if he did that, but I just
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did George George Harrison Beatles songs. It's like all of them. Wow,
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hey ju Yeah he did that one. Me and Yoko
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and the Bed for a while, right, I'm the drummer,
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all those, all those classic peoples. Yeah, but he's uh
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he very relaxing. Yeah, Here Comes the Sun very good
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for a shower, nice for evening stroll, but uh yeah,
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very relaxing if you're stressed out there in these tough,
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tough times. Give George Harrison a listen, long, long, long
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from the White album. Yeah, these are these are among
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their best. Here Comes the Sun is my kid's favorite
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Beatles song at the moment. So good. Yeah. I always
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watch um from the concert for Bangladesh, Rellie Preston comes
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out to do That's the way God planned it. I
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think that's one of the one of my favorite like
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live performances of a musician ever. But it's weird. You
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can YouTube took it down years ago, so alas if
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you like daily motion to just catch that slip. Yeah,
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and it's hard to find that album anywhere. Yeah what yeah, yeah,
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all right, well let's take a quick break and we
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will be right back. And we're back. And the second
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pipe dream of America, the one that's in second place
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between giving dogs free guns, is the idea that one
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day we might be able to tax the rich and
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use that money to help the rest of the country.
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And it's actually it's actually being discussed right now. How's
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that huge? And no one, no one's fucking on board
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with anything, these democrats. So Joe Mansion recently made it
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clear that he is just he's hearing about this new
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thing is like taxing billionaires. He's like, I got concerns
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about that. I don't know, I don't know about targeting people,
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as he said, because it's the seven wealthy eist individuals
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in the country. I just wanted his actual quote around it,
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because he's OMG various here quote. I don't like it.
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I don't like the connotation that we're targeting different people.
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That's a very interesting statement. And you know, we have
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Kirsten cinema who has told I think we discussed lobbyists
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out loud to their face straight up, I will. I'm
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not interested in raising taxes on corporations and things like that.
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But there seems to be some movement because Senators Widen,
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Warren and King have introduced two bills to help pay
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for a potentially transformational agenda. And I say potentially because
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like anything that starts out as a bill being introduced,
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can be completely stripped away down to absolute nothing, or
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it'll get held up in courts where they will have
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to redefine things like income or accountants can just find
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even better loopholes. But putting that aside, let's pretend that
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for this moment of positivity, that this could potentially go
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through the way it is. So, the first bill is
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aimed at taxing the wealthiest companies, who you know, they've
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been afforded the luxury of an absolutely nonsense tax code
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that allows them to basically pay nothing on their profits.
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So what this bill specifically would do would apply to
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companies that report more. Again, so before you start grasping
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your small business pearls, we're talking about companies who have
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been generating more than a billion dollars in profits each year.
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This is who we're talking about, the super wealthy companies,
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and this is over a three year period, and would
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impose and across the board fifteen percent tax right on
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those profits. Now, when you consider things like Amazon, how
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they effectively pay less than five percent on their profits
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through all the legal fuor like tax trickery, going to
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I think would be pretty good place to start. And
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so that's sort of the first dimension is to go
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after companies. The second is to go at individual earners.
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And this is where Joe Mansion doesn't like the idea
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of just singling people out, like the seven hundred wealthiest
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fucking Americans in the country. Well might hurt their feelings.
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That hurts people feeling like what I know and and
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listeners and I'm sure you, I'm sure all the listeners
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know someone like this. We all have a friend who
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makes more than a hundred million dollars per year and
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they have more than one billion dollars in assets for
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three straight years. We get that. We're like, dude, that's
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my neighbor. Relax on, relax on this guy. So this
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thing would essentially be like, look, this is who need
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who we really need to make sure are paying the
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fucking taxes. It would require them to give the I R.
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S a detailed account of how much of the assets
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they own or gain lost each year. It's called mark
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to market apparently in Lingo terms. So, like the way
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that we we talked before about how they avoid is
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that it's a lot of their money is tied up
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in stocks, right, and so just like keep it in
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the stock markets and in real estate, and then they
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don't have to pay taxes like the rest of us.
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And but they can borrow against the fact that they
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have three hundred billion dollars, you know, like that they'll
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still get any loan at the best possible rate, which
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enables them to just have basically unlimited money. Isn't that
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the That's the funniest excuse I've ever heard. Like I
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can't be paying all my money is tied up in stocks.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do. It's like like
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I can't pay taxes. All my money's in my pocket.
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What do you want me to get it out there?
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I didn't even use it. Someone took all my money
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and put in stocks. I don't know how I'll ever,
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I don't know what I'm gonna do because you're not
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paying capital gains until they're realized, right until you sell
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your stocks or you sell your real estate. That's when
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capital gains come in. So again, like you're saying, Jack,
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you need some some fun money, some funny, fun fun
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money to go fucking p jet around and funk the
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earth over and spend you know, your your luxurious lifestyle.
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You just take loans out against your already massive wealth,
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and then now you can take the interest payments that
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you from that loan to offset any other income taxes
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that you would have. So it's just a fucking it's
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a beautiful setup. And the way the really the easy
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way to sort of put this into perspective is right
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because they're able to do these things like say, I
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parked my money in the stock market so I don't
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have to pay anybody fucking anything, and it just chills there.
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For example, in eighteen, the top twenty five individual earners
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in the United States were over worth over one trillion dollars.
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It would take over fourteen million just wage earning Americans,
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not to say that you're on hourly wages, but people
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who aren't, just like hyper wealthy fourteen million over fourteen million,
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just normal people to create that wealth, to to get
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to one point one trillion dollars. Now, the tax bill
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for wage earners was one hundred forty three billion dollars
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from those people, from just the wage earners in the
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in the United States, the personal federal tax bill for
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the top five one point nine billion. Hmm. Because of
25:05
all this, all these loopholes to exploit, and we wonder why,
25:08
like all these we have no money for like you know,
25:11
transformational programs, because we're more and more accommodating class of
25:16
people to find ways to just keep their money very safe.
25:20
So again, this would be a very interesting move forward
25:24
because I think it will force I'm sure people find
25:27
new loopholes, but to not engage in at least the
25:30
beginning of trying to lock this thing down and try
25:32
and get a handle on income inequality or just inequality
25:35
in general. Wow, we gotta stop calling them loopholes. That's
25:39
a cute see name for an evil crime. You're lying
25:44
your Hey, come on, look what I found. It's just
25:53
like stop. People are dying, people are starting and sleeping
25:59
on the street. The little I R S TAXI Loopi's
26:06
people in my community aren't dying because of lack of
26:09
reasons just because it's a little loophole. Come on, I
26:13
didn't put the loophole there. And I think, and we
26:16
saw through the Pandora papers just exactly how this is
26:19
all working. Like there's so much wealth out there that's
26:22
not being taxed, and they're laughing their asses off because
26:26
it's so easy to get. It's not even hard to do,
26:29
because we're not even taking the initiative to be like, Okay,
26:33
we're not gonna can't be this easy. It has to
26:35
be just slightly easy. Yeah, dude, I got bumped up
26:39
to first class for the first time a couple of
26:41
weeks ago on a light And let me tell you,
26:45
I've never been so mad at rich people the fact
26:47
this is just their life all the time. Yeah, pay
26:50
your taxes, you get to fly first class. It's the
26:53
nicest thing that's ever happened to me. Well, then it's
26:56
also like whenever you think about like I remember that
26:58
the time I got upgraded on an international flight, I
27:02
thought I was the fucking cloth from Toy Story was
27:04
coming to take me away. Like yeah, and when you
27:10
go there, I'm like, I'm like ship, Yeah, I'm in
27:12
the fucking seat that costs thirty five hundred dollars for
27:15
a one way ticket too, And then you look around
27:18
and you're like, I'm like almost want to like rob
27:20
the person next to you. Pay this you real quick.
27:28
It's also and also it's like kind of does your
27:30
head and in that sense too, because you you'll be
27:32
in the proximity of like you're just like, holy shit, man,
27:36
this is a different reality. Is like I spend these
27:39
people spend thousands of dollars to just even go to
27:41
like New York, and I'm like, where's the fucking update
27:44
alert when I can get it for like two d right,
27:48
And what are you doing? Okay, if flying to New
27:50
York and for a thousand bucks, it's nothing to you.
27:52
What are you making in New York? They're about to
27:54
go to New York and like burned down an entire
27:57
neighborhood for for rate beon or whatever evil people do.
28:02
Yeh man, that's crazy to me. I test crowd disbursement technology,
28:10
Get off my back. So I work for the people.
28:13
I work with people. That's what's yeah. Working like just
28:18
finding out like just specific people's pain points and like
28:21
working through those I create. I create terror weapons and
28:29
evil Carstoral technologies invented water boarding in nine Yeah, kind
28:38
of a goof with me and my friend brothers. Yeah,
28:41
one of them ended up at the CIA and asked
28:43
if he could kind of pay me for the intellectual
28:46
property on that. And yet now I'm here toward your
28:51
techniques came like directly pipeline from Yale. Fret hazing, like
28:56
almost positive. It's like mostly just skull and bones. It
29:00
that they're like, oh, remember that time when we did
29:02
that to Bushy. Yeah, Like I remember that time we
29:06
we got that al Qaeda cell and then we put
29:09
them in that CIA Black Site interrogation room, put an
29:12
eight ball of cocaine on the table and said you
29:15
don't come out until this is done, and then we
29:18
m yeah, they were all over the place. Huh. So,
29:21
I like this story just made me like because the
29:25
outrage isn't there, like the it doesn't feel like we're
29:29
mad enough about just the overall state of like how
29:33
little these assholes pay. And I wonder if like one
29:37
of the things that we've talked about that is unique
29:40
about the American tax system is that like we have
29:44
to do the taxes like in other countries, they just
29:49
send you a bill and they're like, hey, this we
29:51
figured out how much you owe. This is what you owe,
29:54
so just send us a check. In America, we have
29:58
these like forms they basically put the like mindless, just
30:04
awful bureaucratic work on it on us so that we
30:08
have to do it. And I'm just wondering if they
30:11
do that so that when like the subject of taxation
30:15
comes up, we're like our brain just turns off. We're
30:18
just like fuck like or we're also like more empathetic
30:23
to other people who have to pay taxes, Like paying
30:25
taxes is such an awful thing that we're just like, yeah,
30:29
they don't, don't tax them more like that's that's me.
30:32
And taxing tax is bad, you know, like because it
30:36
doesn't make sense other than just that turbo tax is
30:41
like lobbying them. But like I feel like that like
30:44
the the way that we'll never get medicare or medicare
30:47
for all because they you know, like being able to
30:53
make people feel like they die if they left their job.
30:56
Like that's you know, I think there's like psychological coal
31:00
conveniences at work in a lot of this ship that
31:04
they do that kind of keeps the system in place.
31:07
That's one thing that's so weird with to figure out
31:09
where you're like, oh, I if I don't work, I'll die.
31:14
I'll start and then I'll die. Yeah, go ahead and
31:17
leave your job and then you won't have health insurance
31:20
and you could die and in dying, bankrupt your family
31:24
in all future generations. And then they gotta go, we know,
31:27
we gotta have taxes. So they've they've managed to convince people, Okay,
31:32
we need taxes. Who should we get it from the
31:33
people with money or the people without it? And they've
31:35
actually convinced people like, no, the people without it should pay,
31:38
not the people I'm a job creator. Yeah, you take
31:41
it from you? Like what how how do we not
31:45
take it from the rich guy? What do we do it?
31:47
They're like a thousand bucks to someone who makes like
31:49
a you know, forty k or that's nothing to take
31:52
away from them. But then if I gotta pay a
31:54
million bucks, have so much money? Serious, think about that?
31:57
Don't and don't think of it it being a pro
32:00
portion of my overall wealth either just a million dollars
32:02
objectively as a numbers too high, stupid not doing it.
32:07
But yeah, it's just all also very complicated and yeah,
32:11
like it's it's it's funny you talk about like just
32:13
the barbaric nature of like capitalism too, because you see
32:16
all these like memes now that are people like quitting
32:18
on their bosses, like tax capture threads, and like so
32:22
many of the replies from when they're like hey, you
32:24
gotta come in, this person is not coming in. They're
32:27
like no, I like I told you I needed this
32:29
time off. Their first sort is like think about your
32:32
health insurance or like some weird ship like that, and
32:34
you're like, of course, because that's the like they're just
32:37
articulating the whole grift here, which is, yeah, so it's
32:41
the threat of death if you don't give us your labor. Yeah.
32:45
They call it a taught labor market versus a like
32:49
labor market with some slack in it. And we currently
32:53
are giving them a taught labor market where you know,
32:56
they can't find enough laborers to fill all the jobs,
33:00
and that is they're like, what the funk is going?
33:03
They will be taught as I used to have to
33:07
every job I had where I'd have to go buy
33:08
and get the check on payday when I wasn't working
33:12
I would always make sure to wear something that was
33:14
impossible to work in in case they were like, oh,
33:16
well you're here. So I would wear like a Hawaiian
33:20
shirt and flip flops and you know, like a cowboy hat.
33:24
You know you're not getting me to work today, right, all.
33:29
I used to just run in and out, like I
33:32
would call it like you're like on that Friday, Like
33:34
you're the checks in there? Like yeah, yeah, all right,
33:36
They're like, atom will come up real quick. I'm like,
33:38
is like, is Mark there? Like the owner? They're like no, no, no,
33:40
I'm like all right, yeah, because I have I thought
33:46
of it, like the boss was like half teacher, half parents,
33:49
Like I thought I had to like if they say work,
33:51
I gotta do it, so I gotta. I can't let
33:53
them even ask, right, And uh, it's funny like if
33:59
are we taught that from an early age, you know,
34:01
to be as subordinate as possible. Hey, depends on what
34:03
what party you're in. The reasons could be different, but yeah, yeah,
34:08
but other countries, I feel like I have healthier relationships
34:11
and the big differences that their bosses don't hang the Hey,
34:15
think about your health insurance, think about your family getting
34:20
sick and making it so you have to but move
34:25
that coersive ships everywhere though you know for sure it's
34:28
just the laws there don't don't allow that for the
34:32
most right. Or you could be like in the case
34:34
like Japan, where they're like, we actually need to legislate
34:36
to get people to work less hard because it's destroying
34:40
the population. Yeah, wow, let's talk Let's talk Facebook. Let's
34:45
talk about the boss Mark, who are all trying to
34:48
avoid because I don't want to work to they Mark.
34:51
You know, the company seems like they've lost control of
34:54
the product they There are thousands of pages of internal
34:59
documents that were provided to Congress that provide like they
35:04
they basically have all this data on the harms they
35:07
cause with all of their products, and like it's it
35:12
just shows exactly how they document the harm. They pretend
35:18
to do something about the harm, but then they slow
35:21
walk or sideline efforts to address real harms that you
35:25
know they've caused or created or magnified. And there's a
35:29
good example. There's this New York Times story about their
35:34
decision to or like they they started to test the
35:38
idea of removing the like button from Instagram. I think
35:41
a lot of people remember that, and it's just like
35:45
it's a great example of how this was a front
35:47
page New York Times story. The New York Times just
35:50
covered it as though, hey, Facebook was trying to like
35:52
address these harms that they saw. They just took the
35:56
like button away from Instagram and people didn't like it
36:00
for some reason. And it's like that is a terrible,
36:04
like halfass solution that was designed to fail improve that
36:09
they have no choice but to like people and make
36:12
them angry. It's just like over and over in all
36:15
these papers, in every example where there is harm that
36:19
is being caused by Facebook, but that is also making
36:23
Facebook a more effective like ad platform, which is essentially
36:26
what they are. They will like the energy is behind
36:31
making the money and rising raising the stockholder prices. There's
36:36
no energy behind the people who are bringing solutions to
36:40
the table. So they'll hire these really experienced people with
36:43
great ideas, and then those people will either you know,
36:49
they'll never fire them, but those people will just immediately
36:52
realize like what a load of ship it is and
36:55
how much they don't give a funk about any of
36:58
this and quit and then become whistleblowers, which is a
37:01
part of their plan that hasn't exactly worked out, but yeah,
37:06
and and their stock price. You know that. It was
37:08
also report last week that they are giving a global
37:13
platform to you know, anti BAX doctors who are spreading disinformation.
37:19
Their accounts have grown by like thirteen thousand percent and
37:25
that's percent since Facebook identified it as a problem and
37:29
like banned the So they these like anti BAX doctors
37:33
have like grouped together, they had an organization. Facebook banned
37:37
the organization's page, but they didn't ban any of the
37:41
like members of the page whose accounts than just like
37:45
exploded and have resulted. Like one of the leaders of
37:50
the group is a PhD and immunology from the University
37:54
College Dublin, who instructed people on like, oh, she's like
38:00
stepping into the realm of like legally advising people on
38:04
sovereign citizen bullshit. She was apparently consulting the people who
38:09
stole a COVID patient out of the hospital. Yeah, because
38:13
they were like, cut, you guys are killing him, We
38:16
need to like here. He's like, come with us, come
38:19
with us, And then that guy died. Yeah, then that
38:21
that guy was rushed back to the hospital a day
38:23
later and died and don't steal patients videos. Fucked up, dude.
38:29
This guy is so desperate and confused this He's like,
38:32
no, no no, come with us. And they're like, sir, like
38:33
the doctors, like we really are telling you should not leave.
38:37
And he's like and he's like, come with and the
38:39
guys that come with us if you want to live.
38:41
It's like, what do you fucking Arnold Schwarzen, Yeah, what
38:43
are you doing? Ah? Whatever happened to idiots? Staying home?
38:48
Stay home and be a fucking moron. Don't go stealing patience,
38:52
keep your the internet happened many because you can find
38:57
an audience. Maybe I'm not wrong, right because these other
39:02
people agree, Oh, let's bring back laziness. Be a lazy
39:06
queue and thank you. Stay home, stay retired. And you know,
39:13
as all of this information is coming out, you know,
39:15
Facebook has been having one of the worst weeks in
39:18
company history, like as in the history of any company.
39:22
Fifty news stories have laid out Facebook's utter failures to
39:26
believe its own platform, and their share price was rising
39:31
at the beginning of this week. So it's exactly like
39:35
the central problem is that all they care about the
39:37
shareholder prices and all the shareholders care about is the
39:41
things that are driving the price of them. They don't
39:44
give a funk that they're you know, breaking the world. Yeah,
39:49
we that movie about them came out eleven years ago.
39:51
We've known like by all Facebook is turns out and
39:55
I'm like, turns out that was the number one movie
39:59
was company and that was a long time ago. Yeah,
40:02
good lord. It's also really it's i mean, people haven't
40:06
even begun or slowly the conversations just coming out about
40:10
like Facebook as it relates to India, because India is
40:13
actually the largest user base for the company, but the
40:17
United States gets like seven per cent of the company's
40:21
like global budget in terms of like time spent on
40:25
like battling you know, misinformation. And when you look at
40:28
what's happening in India and the things that have proliferated
40:31
on Facebook, they're like, this is a whole other fucking crisis.
40:36
But right now there's it's like there there there's so
40:39
many bad things happening that I'm like, I'm hoping legislators
40:43
can keep track of it all because you know the
40:47
effects are just so far reaching. Shut it off? Can
40:50
we just shut it off? Like there's got to be
40:52
something that one Monday, shut off, turn off this website.
40:58
What does what's that have to do to get shut off?
41:01
Keep the good parts of connecting people, like with like
41:04
a WhatsApp or like the commerce things where people can
41:08
actually support themselves, but this whole other shit. It's like,
41:12
that's why we'll see what happens. I mean this whole week.
41:15
You know, the Senate is speaking to a lot of
41:17
people in text, so we'll see what they what they
41:19
make of that. We need we need the social network too,
41:24
because the that movie made him look like an asshole,
41:28
but like a fun asshole you were kind of like
41:30
not rooting for. But it was like, you know, you
41:34
saw the seeds of like what we're seeing come to
41:38
fruition now. But like what that's a that's a great movie.
41:41
And it's also like you need to, for the record
41:45
show like all the awful ship that has happened since then. Yeah,
41:49
and he I think that branded him is just like
41:51
he's a law college student, he's working a hoodie. He's
41:54
not a super villain. He's just he's just in his
41:57
dorm room being in college. But it's like, yo, he's
42:00
a full grown man who's evil and rich, and destroying
42:04
the planet. Oh, he wears the same thing every day
42:08
to drink snapple in his dorm room. Okay, he's he's
42:13
on his way to fucking the earth, right on my
42:17
way to destroy every other just wore a hoodie he
42:19
could bring he would, he would be like, oh, come on,
42:21
he's got a hoodie on. Come on, it's Michael Jordan's mustache.
42:25
He's like just a bullets fan. Probably come on, I relaxed.
42:30
There needs to be like a downfall type treatment of Facebook,
42:34
like you know, look at the last day, like a
42:36
Hitler and stuff where you can just be like, dude,
42:38
it's a mess, it's pathetic, it's dangerous. There's nothing good
42:43
going on here, Like there's no there's no cool track
42:47
from Garbage doing like a cover of Hotel California or
42:50
something playing to like make it kind of offset how
42:53
grim everything is. Like people really need to see just
42:55
how you know, sadly that's the only way people know
42:59
how to communicates, Like is there a movie that kind
43:01
of explains how democracy is backsliding across the earth because
43:06
of Facebook? I mean movies and you know, prestige TV
43:10
shows are incredibly important for like giving people the imaginary
43:15
or imaginative vocabulary to understand things, so you get it done.
43:21
But we don't need it to be you uh fucking
43:24
what's his name? Writer? Yeah, Sorkin does not does not
43:29
need to be a Sorkin joint, although you know they're fun.
43:32
But I just feel like we would get some revisionists.
43:36
You own the fence to? What would sell me a
43:39
fense to? And I'll make this all go away type
43:42
ship from from him? Yeah, he completely doesn't understand it.
43:47
Like Mark Zuckerberg's talking to like Novendra Modi in India
43:50
and he's like, yes, sell me a fence. They like,
43:52
all right, dude, click, I mean, like you see that's
43:56
how it happened, don't. Don't. Who would be the best
43:59
director for that? For the writer writer director maybe, well
44:04
it needs to actually be to get the information out.
44:06
It should be a real average director who's popular. Yeah,
44:11
if you want people to see it, get get who's
44:15
the guy that makes Fast and Furious? What's that? That's
44:17
a guy's name? Do that? That guy? The Asian director? Yeah? Yeah, um,
44:22
what is it? James something? Justin justin lynn on it.
44:27
We'll see it. But but no, I think you know
44:30
Sam Mendez because he does like really good like America
44:33
is so fucked up movies. Yeah, Like and there's like
44:38
like also like their gutshot silent evil people. I feel like,
44:43
is yeah a specialty. Oh yeah, yeah, that might be
44:46
interesting case. I just think of like what's um like
44:49
Revolutionary Road. Oh god, that was a fucking neck breaker.
44:55
I was like, oh fuck, dude, Yeah that was tough.
44:58
That was hard to right, and even like treating like
45:02
Michael Shannon's character, who was like the like more aware
45:05
than anyone in that time, like portraying like how everyone's like,
45:08
oh he's off, he's disturbed. He's kind of seeing the
45:11
matrix while all you are fucking shoving your heads anyway, right, Yeah,
45:16
if you see the matrix, you gotta win. You can't
45:18
come in second. Or the wachowskis fuck it. Just to
45:24
give enough that people are like fun, just to turn
45:30
it up so you really understand what the is going on. Well,
45:34
let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
45:47
And we're back. And fox Weather just launched R I
45:52
P to the Planet Earth. They dumped ten million dollars
45:57
into fox Weather, which is a free, had supported twenty
46:01
four hour channel you can get either on TV or
46:04
through an app, and hold onto your butts, guys, because
46:07
this weather app uses cutting edge three D radar and
46:12
the unprecedented technology future view that allows you to check
46:16
the weather several months ahead, fucking months. It's just amazing.
46:22
Like the entire like the pitch that they're like launching
46:26
this thing on is just such a blatant lie. It's
46:30
just a total lie. Like that's impossible. That's several months ahead.
46:35
Is like when the butterfly flapping its wings outside my
46:39
window right now has created a monsoon, and like, and
46:43
we're not gonna tell you what it feels like either.
46:46
We don't care about your fucking feelings. Were what temperature?
46:49
He is? That's it. Yeah, no agenda for why your
46:55
home was lost in a terrible mud slide due to
46:58
torrential downpours that could have been anyway. No politics, just
47:03
numbers and circles. Yeah, but meteorologists say, like anything outside
47:08
of two weeks is not feasible, And George Soros paid
47:13
them to take their your weather information from you. That's
47:18
what he did. The forecast devolve into where it's like now,
47:21
if you're living in New York, you already know Soros,
47:24
You're on whatever he's deciding is going to happen up there.
47:27
Now when we go into the southeast, It's like, what
47:31
funk is this? I do all the Black Lives Matter
47:35
rallies have created a heat wave? Is it just me?
47:40
Or is that cloud look like a jew? I don't know.
47:43
I'm not. I'm just a weather man for Fox Weather.
47:46
I can't tell, just a meteorologist anyway. Let's go to
47:50
the clan hood for the the like this is happening
47:55
at a time when the Weather Channel is like more
47:59
openly agned, knowlledging the effects of pollution and global warming
48:04
and the apocalyptic situation that we're all in the midst
48:08
of right now, and they've even like stated that, like
48:11
they're fully going to cover that as a main part
48:16
of their weather narratives of like the nine sickest tornadoes
48:21
that through a fucking tree at a house, which is
48:25
what I see every time I go to the Weather Channel.
48:28
But yeah, I mean, they have a long history of
48:31
spreading or at least Fox News has a long history
48:34
spread and climate related misinformation. They have been dismissive of
48:39
the crisis. One climate scientist argued Fox News has been
48:42
the greatest promoter of climate change disinformation over the past
48:46
two decades, which is a hell of a hater ship, dude.
48:51
I mean, but that's there's a lot, there's a lot
48:53
of contributors to that. That's like, yeah, groups, because I mean,
49:00
you look at it, because the United States has such
49:03
an oversized role in, for whatever reason, leading the Earth
49:08
into its own destruction that when you have one channel
49:11
that's speaking to one half of the government being like nah,
49:14
spake yeah, Like yeah, I guess it is probably yeah,
49:18
maybe it does deserve that title. A little over a
49:21
month ago, Fox News literally cut away from an emergency
49:24
briefing on the deadly storm in New York because the
49:28
topic of climate change came up the Fox News like
49:32
it was a Thursday morning New York briefing on the
49:35
deadly storms and floods. Uh, and a Democratic congressman site
49:39
a climate change is a factor, and they immediately pulled away,
49:43
and anchor Bill Hammer grumbled, Well, that turned political quite quickly,
49:48
so which isn't like Also, you know, in the aftermath
49:52
of Hurricane i'da, only four percent of major network coverage
49:56
even mentioned climate change, So it's not like they're alone
49:59
in this but they do seem to be coming at
50:03
it from an angle of, you know, actively dismissing it
50:06
as opposed to just politely ignoring it. Right, that's amazing
50:11
to you pointed a camera at Congress and you're like,
50:13
so political today? Where they that's going on with this politics? Yeah,
50:19
I mean it might get to the point where the
50:21
accepted wisdom is that it is climate change, and then
50:25
there's just gonna be like, oh, there's a fire, now
50:27
we can't show that fire. That's too political. There there's
50:30
a hurricane, not a political hurricane. That's where I feel
50:35
like eventually that that's gonna have be other coverage is dictated.
50:38
If they're trying to ignore everything at all costs, we
50:41
should start naming the hurricanes after Fox News anchors. Oh yeah,
50:49
that'll shame him. Yeah, that they would just like take
50:52
that as a point of pride. That was the best idea,
50:54
maybe my worst ever. I'm in fact honored the distinction
50:59
of a massive weather system with the potential to alter
51:02
the lives of them. But our writer Jam was pointing
51:05
out that like, because they so they're they're claiming like
51:09
we're not gonna not cover it, So Fox Weather, we're
51:13
not gonna not cover it. But even if they acknowledge
51:15
it, it it kind of creates this dystopian strategy where Fox
51:19
News perpetuates climate change, which leads to more extreme weather,
51:23
which in turn increases viewership for Fox Weather. Like when
51:26
you think about how this project was launched, there's almost
51:31
no chance that they weren't like, well, the future of
51:34
weather is going to be really bad because the climate change.
51:38
Hence there's gonna be a lot of eyeballs there, you know,
51:42
mm hmm. I mean you look like they said, there's
51:45
a picture of a what is it a burning building?
51:48
Just fucking stay on it. Yeah, you know, just that's
51:53
similar strategies. But I'm curious to see, like what the
51:57
what this weather coverage like? Yeah, because yeah, right, the
52:04
Weather Channel like at least has you know, like they
52:07
I like how they've sort of been evolving over the
52:09
years to really help people like get like not have
52:12
such an abstract idea of what like terrible weathers. Like
52:16
when you're like, okay, you know what a flood is
52:18
and they're like, here with with the computer graphics, I
52:21
will show you what six foot of flooding looks like,
52:23
what eight ft of flooding looks like relative, like to
52:26
a street sign. And then people are, oh, so for
52:30
sort of dumb people like me who don't like like,
52:32
we're bad in science classes tremendously and me, I need
52:37
a movie like Moonfall to make it all right. Clicking
52:41
click into place at about the heat wave today. It's
52:49
already up and running, and I think people were like, well,
52:53
they didn't actively say climate change isn't real in the
52:57
first six hours, but you know there they haven't blamed
53:02
rainstorms on immigrants yet. But that doesn't mean that they're
53:05
like foe a political posturing will be any less harmful
53:10
in the long run. Hurricanes they come right up from
53:13
the border. These hurricanes coyotes. That's that's what you gotta do.
53:17
You gotta stop at the force. They start in Honduras
53:22
and they take a very tumultuous journey with their children
53:27
all the way. Somebody say these hurricanes are bad parents,
53:29
putting theirs at risk. We need these walls to be
53:32
damn ten miles high block these these storms. They can't.
53:39
I want storms to come legally through our wall into
53:42
our country. You know what was the thing Louie Gomert
53:48
said the other day about he was talking to a scientist,
53:51
and he just had the most had the most ass
53:53
and I in suggestion, and they're like, that's not even
53:57
physically possible for I mean, I think we're we're very
54:01
quickly approaching these kinds of just idiocracy solutions to climate change. Yell,
54:07
can we just stop the heat? Right? What make a
54:13
like a big sunshade? Like, gosh, ship, what if we
54:17
all leave our fridge door open for for ten years?
54:20
Build the shade, Build the shade, Like what the fuck,
54:25
you idiot? Aarasol over Florida is gonna stop our hurricane.
54:30
That book Freakonomics like literally made me buy something very similar,
54:36
like I think I read it in like high school
54:39
or you know, and they were like, yeah, you know
54:43
a lot of problems seemed really bad, but then like
54:45
somebody solved it. Like people thought horse poop was gonna
54:49
like overwhelm our cities back before the invention of the car,
54:53
and so like one of the things they're probably gonna
54:55
do is just like put a bunch of particulate matter
54:58
in the atmosphere year that will like block the Sun's
55:02
raise a little bit and like help us regulate temperature.
55:07
And I was like, okay, so I don't have to
55:10
worry about this for like six months. Turns out block
55:15
the Suns raise. Yeah, man, you see this is bad
55:19
because we're all going to tune into Fox what just
55:21
because we're like curious, and then they're gonna last forever.
55:25
That first day, everybody's gonna be like, what's this racist weather?
55:28
Gonna be like too late? Made too much money? Do
55:32
you imagine? Like they just go too hard, and even
55:34
their own viewers like, look, I just want the weather man,
55:37
like I watched Fox News for like my like to
55:41
get my racist mouth watering. Just I just want to
55:44
know if it's going to rain tomorrow. Please don't say
55:48
critical race theory. Caleb A is always such a pleasure
55:53
of having you, Man, where can where can people find you?
55:55
Follow you? Watch you while that? Yeah, you can find
55:58
me on Twitter. I had to start over on twite
56:00
Twitter because of some uh I got banned, So follow
56:03
me at dumb Caleb. This is a good account. I'm
56:06
not impersonating anyone. I didn't know you could pretend to
56:10
be presidential candidates. I thought that was fun and funny
56:14
and really yeah, you know, I saw other comics doing it.
56:18
It was just fun. You change your profile picture in
56:20
your name, and you're like, hey, I'm Trump, I'm buying
56:23
and I thought it was fun and then I got
56:24
it took that, but so now I'm dumb Caleb and
56:27
it's just me on there. And I got a podcast
56:29
called What's it Called? With Dave Ross and it's really
56:32
dumb and fun, but I love it, and so listen
56:35
to that. And uh, we renamed stuff a lot, and
56:39
we don't know what our podcasts called, and it's just
56:42
it's an excuse to riff. Like we renamed Titanic, changed
56:46
the name to boat, and then we photoshop, you know.
56:49
Then we get on Twitter and we're like, hey, if
56:50
you have a dumb name, like uh for home improvement,
56:54
and then like someone tweeted in how about man? You know,
56:56
it was home Depot. We were like home Depot, that's
56:59
someone renamed Man's Labyrinth and we laughed for eight days.
57:03
It's just super fun, and give it a list, give
57:07
it a list. A lot of funny people tweet what's
57:10
it called? Again? At the show what's it called? Hey? Uh?
57:16
And is there a tweet or some of the work
57:18
of social media you've been enjoying? Oh uh, So Twitter
57:23
is like the you know, it's the worst website. It's
57:26
it's amazing how Facebook just is the worst. And then Twitter, like,
57:31
I guess a lot of people just don't have it.
57:32
But I saw a tweet one of the tweets that
57:35
makes me laugh so hard I think about it sometimes.
57:38
I love Steve Martin on there. I know he's an
57:39
old guy, but uh, one of his that made me
57:42
laugh is it was a quote tweet and from like
57:46
NASA or something that was astronomers just found twenty new
57:48
moons around saturny And he said I knew about him
57:51
last year, but who the hell is gonna listen to me?
57:56
I just think he's the funniest. He's still the funniest guy.
58:00
But it's so funny. Man. Yeah, Twitter can be a nightmare,
58:03
but he's funny on there. Yeah, it really can. Miles,
58:07
Where can people find you as a tweet you've been enjoying?
58:10
You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles
58:14
of Gray. Also the other show for twenty Day Fiance
58:17
with Sophie Alexandra talking ninety day Beyonce. Let's see a
58:22
tweet that I like. This one is from Jason Candor
58:27
at Jason candor just since we're talking about taxes, He's tweeted,
58:31
Elon Musk, be aware if they can tax a billionaire
58:34
like me, they can tax you regular people too, regular people.
58:39
We've been paying our taxing this whole time, bro, which
58:44
is very much like the like billionaires are realized, like yeah,
58:47
that doesn't work. We've been here, that's amazing. Should we
58:53
just call it like the best at capitalism? Tax? Is
58:57
that just like complement in there that the war not
59:00
just stop saying it's gonna be like the most baller
59:05
is called who's paying this tab? Baller's only club? And
59:11
every week the baller's only club as to gathering like
59:14
because you know, like what is it the u N
59:15
or something? Food scarcity sort of subdivisions like you know
59:19
like two percent of Elon Musk's wealth could wipe out
59:21
global hunger, but whatever, you know, and then you you
59:25
do it like that, you're like, okay, man, who's got
59:27
the tab on global hunger? Who's got the tab on
59:30
like modernizing like irrigation and like up saleran Africa? Who's
59:34
got that tab? And then it says all ballers making
59:37
it rain? You know that's what they Yeah, if there's
59:39
a rapper that could brag like if dj Kalet was
59:41
like I solved you know this bridge came from me.
59:44
I'm I was the guy that made that, then it
59:46
would be cool. It would be cool to be like, oh,
59:48
hell yeah, my taxes do ship right. It's all about brand. Yeah.
59:53
Balling isn't about having three rolls Royces. Balling is about
59:56
giving people educational financial choices. Yeah, hell yeah, you know
1:00:01
what I mean proving the post office? Can we just
1:00:04
honeypot them, like put somebody who they're interested in romantically
1:00:09
in there, like Brian's should have done this, but like
1:00:13
and then just like street sign right, and then just
1:00:18
be like hey, like it's kind of fucked up that
1:00:20
you haven't ended world Hunger yet today, Like that's oh right,
1:00:25
like Megan Fox or something. Yeah. I feel like Elon
1:00:28
Musk secretly loved Megan Fox because he thinks Transformers is
1:00:31
like the best film ever. It's like, I don't know, Ellen,
1:00:36
are you weed? And He's like, yeah, I'm Weed. I
1:00:40
you can find me on Twitter at jack Undersquirrel. Brian,
1:00:43
let's see some tweets have been enjoying. Maggie Winters tweeted,
1:00:48
oh great, here comes James and his giant fucking peach.
1:00:57
Fun that guy and Brodie Google Google to tweeted I
1:01:02
could change logan, Roy, that's great, just groaning. Uhh, it's great. No,
1:01:18
you're right, it's huge, huge, man. You don't have to
1:01:22
bring it every time. It's all people, you know, like
1:01:24
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1:01:29
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1:01:45
information that we talked about in today's episode, as well
1:01:48
as a song that we think you should go check out.
1:01:51
Maybe Miles, what's the song that we are sending people
1:01:54
to go check out? Two days? So this is a
1:01:57
you know, a rapper sort of multi hyph in an
1:02:00
artist Milon Chunky No from the UK but via Zimbabwe,
1:02:06
and you know, like it's in the grime scene and
1:02:09
just like all kinds of different music scenes. But this
1:02:12
is a really dope track called meth m e h
1:02:14
because it kind of sums up the vibe right now.
1:02:17
But the track is anything but meth. It's very you know,
1:02:20
it's just like that uk rap. I love the accent,
1:02:22
I love to lingo, I like the production and I
1:02:25
think you will too. So go check out Meth by Chunky,
1:02:29
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