Reader Submission: Butterscotch Sampler
You can tell John Vick put his sweat and blood into this effort. The great thing about Santorum 2012 is that it isn’t just meant for top chefs. It’s meant for bottom tasters and dabblers like you and me.
Fudge isn’t the only thing we pack here. Sometimes a crack experimenter like John here will find enough butterscotch to roll into a tasty mound. He then drizzles the leftover seminal fluids on the rim.
Notice the little raspberry pellets pervading his stream. He should get that checked out by a doctor. Every health expert in the country should be aware of this fruity concoction so they can better advise their patients on a healthy nighttime alternative to the cream pies and the diarrhea-inducing loads we’re filled with every night.
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